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00:00Previously on Mama June.
00:02Now you're stuck with us on your couch.
00:03What if I just give you all my house?
00:06No, it's getting the whole house spooky bean.
00:08Trina stepped up after Jess and Cheyenne's backyard fire.
00:11She's giving us the house.
00:13That's OK.
00:13I mean, I could ride a chick.
00:15For a wedding?
00:16And we all know Mama can never be outdone.
00:19She doesn't like me.
00:20She could make this like the worst wedding ever.
00:22I don't trust her no further than I can throw her.
00:25When it comes to Mama and money, it's never a sure thing.
00:29Get her to help with where y'all are having the wedding
00:31at by seeing what she likes.
00:34The beach.
00:35If going to the beach is how we can pony Mama in,
00:38I guess that's what we're going to have to do.
00:39If Jean would pay for the whole thing,
00:41that does sound like a good idea.
00:42Exactly.
00:43She is.
00:44And while Jessica and Cheyenne were hatching a plan,
00:47Josh was winning Alana back.
00:49Hey, haven't heard from you in a while.
00:52Honestly, you kind of just like left me in the dust.
00:54I'm out here to tell you I was sorry.
00:57But coming to terms with Darren, that's a whole nother story.
01:01Seeing Pumpkin and Darren together really makes my damn skin crawl.
01:04Meanwhile, Mama's health issues are coming to light.
01:07It's hurting.
01:08It's just like, ugh.
01:08I'm like pushing.
01:10I've had a lot of pain in my body.
01:12I do think it's something serious.
01:14Hey, Alana.
01:15What's going on?
01:16I need to ask you if you can help me out.
01:17June has a long history of ignoring her doctors.
01:20Your Mama's health is like becoming a big issue.
01:22She's got an appointment, and I was hoping that you could come down here and go back there
01:27with her.
01:28What the hell are you doing here?
01:30It could indicate rheumatoid arthritis.
01:32It could indicate lupus.
01:42So what are you doing about that daughter?
01:43She's nice.
01:44She's never going to find what I need.
01:46Valuable information.
01:47So, I mean, I'm doing family dinner.
01:49You know, Jessica's supposed to be there with Cheyenne.
01:52I think it's going to be a good old night.
01:55But I guess I'm trying to have a little talk with Justin about he should have told me he
01:58was coming, but I am happy that you're here.
02:00Don't be getting ill at Justin, because you do a pop-up all the time, and we don't get
02:03ill at Cheyenne.
02:04It's like, oh, we're safe.
02:16This is nice.
02:18All I need to do is five-bedroom, three-bath.
02:20I play way too much rant.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27Look, there's Lana and Jeanne Buck.
02:29Jeanne Buck's not very happy with you.
02:32You should tell me, Lana, I'm going to be at the doctor's office.
02:34Hey, KP.
02:35Hey, Lonnie.
02:37I'm probably going to clean this house, y'all.
02:39You claim you started dinner, but didn't clean.
02:43Come here, I need to talk to you real quick.
02:45What are you doing here?
02:46Um, Justin invited me on down because Jeanne Buck has not been taking care of herself
02:52like she should.
02:54OK, then how long are you going to be down here for?
02:56I'm leaving in the morning.
02:57I only come to go to Mama's appointment.
02:59You never stay long.
03:00I mean, you weren't going to tell me that Alana was going to be there.
03:03Well, I mean...
03:04And then you want to leave.
03:06Yeah, because I knew she was...
03:07I mean, you weren't going to listen to me.
03:08You were going to listen to Alana.
03:10You have been, like, reaching out to Alana since she's been in nursing school, asking for
03:14opinions.
03:15You're listening to her.
03:17You don't listen to the doctors.
03:18You don't do what you're supposed to do.
03:19So I called the one you would listen to.
03:22But anyways, what did the doctor say?
03:25Go ask Alana.
03:26You're the one who invited her to my daughter's appointment.
03:30What's the matter is, Alana's here, and I'm going to spend time because I know she's
03:33not going to be here long.
03:34I mean, don't shut the door in my...
03:36Why are you shutting the door in my face?
03:37Lord Jesus.
03:38Alana, what are you doing?
03:39What?
03:39What y'all ain't talking about?
03:40Nothing.
03:41We're just talking about how KP likes the new house.
03:43We're just chit-chatting.
03:46This car is this.
03:47From Kansas.
03:48Happy Jason to beat us here.
03:50While they have Kansas tag.
03:51They were just so excited to come to family dinner for the first time.
03:56Jane back!
03:58Jane back!
03:58Jane back!
03:59Jane back!
04:00Jane back!
04:01Speaking to Doug the day.
04:03You didn't tell me you were going to be here.
04:06My nurse, Lonnie.
04:07No, no.
04:08You're not sitting here.
04:09My damn chair.
04:10Yes, I am.
04:11No, you're not.
04:11Come here.
04:12You can sit right here.
04:13No the I'm not.
04:14Come here, Jane.
04:15You can sit right here.
04:16You know, we've got to stick to the plan, okay?
04:1910-4.
04:2010-4.
04:27I must really love you to come back to this house after the last time of everything that
04:31your mom said to me.
04:32Do you really even like me, Jane?
04:37There's some stuff that, like, blew up a lot of red flags for me.
04:42We're here for a plan, boo.
04:45I know, for Jean Bug to pay for the wedding.
04:47But if she starts that up again, I'm gone.
04:49I'm with you on that one.
04:51All right, we've got to practice.
04:52I love the beach.
04:54Say it.
04:55I love the beach.
04:57The wedding was beautiful.
04:58The wedding was beautiful.
04:59We want one just like yours.
05:01Yep.
05:01That's what we want.
05:02For you to pay for the whole thing.
05:04We want one just like yours.
05:05Yep.
05:06Sounds good.
05:07You got it.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:11Ilana's here.
05:12What are you doing here?
05:13Who it is?
05:14What are we doing here?
05:15What the are y'all doing here?
05:17I never show up to Sunday dinner.
05:19We have you guys.
05:19What are we doing here?
05:20Never, never, never.
05:21What are you doing here?
05:22You didn't tell anybody you were coming into town.
05:24Well, I had to come take Junebug to the doctor.
05:28Justin was called Nurse Thompson.
05:32So what did she tell you, girly pot?
05:34Keppy, get in my purse and give me that white piece of paper.
05:37Okay.
05:41Her lymph nodes are accumulating some type of fluid that is not supposed to be there.
05:47Okay, but why is it doing that?
05:48I can't figure this out?
05:50I can't take this out?
05:50Well, there's kind of no, like, cure for it if we're being honest.
05:54She just kind of has to get up and move the fluid around a little bit.
05:57And she doesn't do that.
05:58She sleeps all day.
05:58Doctor said.
06:00The doctor said what?
06:01Junebug needs to go to a rheumatoid arthritis doctor and see what's going on there.
06:06They're going to run some labs, see if she has rheumatoid arthritis or lupus.
06:10And that's the verdict for now.
06:13I did get some clarifications on some things, but now I have to go to a specialist.
06:19And the one thing that scares me is that I may have lupus.
06:23Autoimmune diseases are no joke.
06:25So hopefully, Mama will actually get herself together and actually listen to the doctor this time.
06:32From now on, either maybe me, I'm going to be on FaceTime.
06:36Maybe even if you have time and you don't have the kids, Justin, Jessie maybe even.
06:41I do think somebody should start going to the doctor with her to be able to tell the doctor what's
06:46really going on.
06:47Jessie's starting to talk.
06:48Thank goodness you were there, but can we just eat?
06:51Yes, please.
06:52I'm starving.
06:53All in favor of eating, say aye.
06:55Aye.
06:56Aye.
06:57Aye.
06:58Hey, Darren, will you make me a plate?
07:00Plant-based noodles and organic chicken.
07:01Well, Mama can't have no bread.
07:08So, Jessie, what y'all going to do about this wedding or what?
07:11I'd love to know.
07:13We have looked at a few different menus.
07:15Yeah, what you thought?
07:16And they were like little barn ideas.
07:17But, I mean, we loved your wedding so much, Mama.
07:20And it's like, we were just thinking, you know, what if we do like a beach wedding?
07:24A beach wedding? Where? What beach?
07:27Panama.
07:29I mean, think about it.
07:30Mama has all the connections down there.
07:31We can make a bigger wedding, and it can be for cheaper.
07:34And then think about it.
07:35It's a vacation.
07:37Perfect.
07:38We want to move it to the beach, and we think it'll be great.
07:42Them beach weddings are a lot of work.
07:44Jen said she was going to write that check, so she got it covered.
07:48I didn't know she said that.
07:49Justin, Justin can vouch.
07:51She stood right there in front of Trina.
07:54She said she'd write a check.
07:58So you're into this.
07:59You're willing to, like, help us out.
08:02Yes.
08:03Sounds good to me.
08:05I mean, I would prefer to, like, ride at the beach.
08:08I mean, when Jessica and them decided they want to go from my old barn to Panama City Beach,
08:12I was like, hell yeah.
08:14We took several years of vacations there.
08:16Me and Justin got married there.
08:18I now pronounce you husband and wife.
08:23We also spread Anna's ashes there.
08:25Love you, Annie.
08:26I'm in nursing school, so you can't haunt me.
08:29She did say that.
08:31Panama City Beach actually holds a lot of memories for me and the family.
08:35I would love to know when, though.
08:37Like, I need to know.
08:38Well, that's why we're trying to brought the dye deal up tonight.
08:40Because, I mean, like we said, Mama has ideas so she can talk to her people.
08:45I mean, I'm going to have to call my wedding planner Edie, but I'm sure she can pull it off.
08:49Show us, dude!
08:50Call her right now, then.
08:51Call her right now and we'll pull it off.
08:52Call her.
08:54Call her right now.
08:55I told you my plan was going to work.
08:56I mean, I guess so.
08:58It was better than I expected.
09:06Hey, this is Edie.
09:07Hey, Ms. Edie.
09:09This is Jenny.
09:10I know it's been a minute since we talked or whatever.
09:12Yeah.
09:12But I was wondering, are you still doing like beach weddings and stuff?
09:17Yeah.
09:17I am.
09:18OK.
09:19Um, I was wondering, okay, so Jessica and her, like, girlfriend
09:22are, like, looking to get married, like, at the beach or whatever.
09:25I was wondering, like, do you have any availability coming up anytime soon?
09:30Oh, wow.
09:31Things are crazy because it's the perfect time on the beach to get married.
09:35Let me get my book and let me look and see.
09:39Um, actually, you're pretty much in luck
09:44because two weeks from now I had a cancellation.
09:47Yeah, that ain't gonna work. Two weeks from now.
09:50Two weeks.
09:51So if that didn't work for you...
09:54Yeah, that ain't gonna work, Jean.
09:55No, that's definitely not gonna work.
09:58Would that work for you?
10:00Um, yeah, because, I mean, I wouldn't, like, trust anybody else to do it in PCB, but...
10:05Two weeks, dude.
10:06That's a lot of crap to get figured out.
10:08G-Muck.
10:12Coming up on Mama Jean.
10:14Hey, I usually want to have lunch with me.
10:17I have to ask Bone B.L. something.
10:19I'm gonna get one of them things, like a shot call you put on a dog, and every time you
10:23say
10:24it's going, ugh.
10:26Lana been in an accident.
10:27What?
10:28I've already lost one daughter, and I definitely don't need to lose another.
10:38Jessica and her girlfriend are looking to get married, like, at the beach or whatever.
10:43Two weeks from now, I had a cancellation.
10:45Yeah, that ain't gonna work.
10:46Two weeks.
10:46Two weeks.
10:48So, if that didn't work for you...
10:50Yeah, that ain't gonna work, June.
10:52No, that's definitely not gonna work.
10:55Would that work for you?
10:57Um, yeah, because, I mean, I wouldn't, like, trust anybody else to do it.
11:00Yeah.
11:01And PCB, but...
11:02Two weeks, dude.
11:03That's a lot of crap to get figured out.
11:05G-Muck.
11:06So, can we go ahead and, like, put that on the schedules?
11:08I will do.
11:10I can get the rest of the information, and then, like, text you, and then we can just,
11:13like, wear the details out from there.
11:15Okay, that'll be perfect.
11:16Okay, thank you so much.
11:20Two weeks is insane, dude.
11:22I mean, I appreciate you finding her and, you know, helping us.
11:24But I'm just hoping we can get it done in two weeks.
11:25I'm hoping we can get it done in two weeks.
11:27What makes you think I can be back here in two weeks?
11:30Yes, how's she even gonna be back?
11:31Girlie Papa's in school and stuff.
11:32I start clinicals next weekend, so I don't know if I'm gonna be able to come.
11:38You're my sister.
11:39You have to be there.
11:40It don't act like you wouldn't do it.
11:41Come on now.
11:42Who's gonna pay $500 for me to miss clinical?
11:45June's signing all the checks.
11:47June will pay for it.
11:48June, you're finna eat that signing the check thing, I feel.
11:51You don't really know how June works, but if June's throwing any money towards this event,
11:57you might as well call this the June extravaganza.
12:00I mean, I don't care what you call it.
12:01You get a free vacation.
12:04Yeah.
12:05I mean, I do appreciate that.
12:07I mean, that is a good thing.
12:08That was just very quick.
12:09I just hired the best wedding planner in PCB.
12:12She is very good.
12:13The best in PCB.
12:14Two weeks to pull it off and see how good she is.
12:16I think this plan just backfired on us.
12:19What do you mean backfired on us?
12:20She's paying for the wedding, boo.
12:22Baby, it's in two weeks.
12:23We don't even have our wedding dresses yet.
12:25We got this, boo.
12:27Don't stress.
12:27In two weeks.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Okay.
12:31So, I mean, we need to know Trina being ween, I guess.
12:34We can talk to her about it.
12:35We can go to dinner.
12:36Me, you, Mama, and Jessie.
12:38You think she's going to have a problem with the whole beach thing?
12:40Is she going to be cool with it?
12:41I don't think she's going to have a problem with it.
12:42It's our day.
12:43She doesn't care.
12:43It's not her way.
12:43She'll say that.
12:44It's ours.
12:45She wants whatever we want.
12:46Okay.
12:47Well, that'd be an easy sale then, Jen.
12:51Well, I'm going to take my ass to the house.
12:53Girlie Pop, you staying at my house?
12:55No, she got a nice bed.
12:56Can't bed at that?
12:57No, she's staying at my house.
12:58Come on.
12:59I haven't lived with my mama in, like, years.
13:01So, like, I feel like that'd be a little weird.
13:03So, when I come home, I have to go to Pumpkin's.
13:07I mean, like, you need to come on.
13:08I got an internet shop for a wedding dress in two weeks.
13:11Bye, Jen.
13:12Bye, Justin.
13:22Ugh.
13:23Girlie Pop.
13:24I'm coming.
13:25You want coffee or you want a hot chocolate?
13:28I guess, um, a hot chocolate.
13:31Oh, you're in a good mood this morning.
13:33I am in a good mood, girl.
13:35Oh, I tell you what I'm not in a good mood for.
13:37You need to get home.
13:38I mean, I am very glad that Pumpkin is all happy now,
13:42but I can say it's a little weird coming to the house
13:45and, like, the kids not running around
13:47and Josh stopped being there.
13:49And, like, it's Darren now.
13:51That's just a little weird for me.
13:54It's hot.
13:59No way you're finna drink that right now.
14:04Ooh.
14:04That's hot, girl.
14:05It's good, though.
14:06I literally just told you it was hot.
14:08It is hot.
14:09Are you not gonna go see Josh?
14:10You know he's got the kids.
14:12They're gonna wanna see their lawn.
14:13Like, I don't have time.
14:15But you better call him and lend a name.
14:17I guess.
14:19I wouldn't want Josh to find out
14:21that I come all the way to Georgia
14:22and I didn't even see him.
14:24But I'll definitely make sure to go see him next time.
14:27Hello.
14:28Whatcha doing?
14:30Oh, you know, just out with the kids.
14:32We're eating.
14:33Going to...
14:34She's at my house visiting.
14:36Shut up.
14:37I hear your aggravating sister in the background,
14:39so it must mean you're with her.
14:41I am, but I'm gonna be leaving here shortly
14:43to get on my flight.
14:44I would love to come out and visit you and the kids,
14:47but I don't think I'll be able to make it this time.
14:49What are you here for
14:50for only a short period of time?
14:53Well, Justin gave me a call in Colorado,
14:55and he said that Mama was having, like,
14:57all these signs and symptoms of, like, a stroke,
14:59so I just wanted to make sure that, like, she was okay,
15:02so I took her to her doctor's appointment.
15:05Oh, wow.
15:06So what did they say was wrong?
15:10Well, they...
15:11Oh, my God.
15:12Would you shut up for three seconds?
15:14The doctor did say that she more than likely
15:17has an autoimmune disease,
15:18so they're gonna send her to, like, a specialist
15:20to do all that testing and, like,
15:22see what it is for real.
15:24Well, you know, for your kids' sakes,
15:28I hope nothing happens.
15:30Yeah, I don't know.
15:31I guess we'll see what happens
15:32when she goes to the rheumatoid arthritis doctor.
15:35Right.
15:38Well, I hate that they didn't get to see you.
15:40Yeah.
15:40Tell him you'll come back and see him
15:41and his six kids next time.
15:43Oh, jeez.
15:43You gotta speak.
15:45And I'll be bringing four of those kids
15:47back to your house tonight.
15:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:50Am I calling him or are you?
15:52Sorry, go ahead, girl.
15:53Anyways, I was just calling
15:55to keep up my end of the bargain, you know?
15:57Yes, indeed.
15:59Keep in touch.
16:00I will call you sometime tomorrow or the next day.
16:03Okay.
16:05All righty.
16:06Okay, bye-bye.
16:08Bye-bye.
16:09You're over here bickering with him over my phone.
16:12Like, why do you sit there and do that?
16:14I thought you wanted to keep the peace.
16:15I did keep the peace, girl.
16:16This is, like, how we get along is bickering, girl.
16:19You got to joke around with him a little bit
16:20because if not, then he's a cranky puss.
16:22Well, you didn't sound very happy that you were
16:24joking around with him.
16:28So when's your flight, girly pop?
16:30Well, I'm probably gonna have to leave
16:32in, like, the next hour.
16:33Are we gonna be back in two weeks for the wedding?
16:35I don't know if I can make it back in two weeks.
16:54What you been up to?
16:56Worky, worky, worky.
16:58What about you?
16:59We had this big family dinner.
17:00Oh, boy.
17:02I bought the idea of a beach wedding up,
17:04and your plan worked great.
17:06I want you to know that.
17:07What does June like more than anything?
17:10Going the most every damn year.
17:13Doesn't matter what season.
17:14The beach.
17:16Oh, the beach.
17:17That will win her over.
17:19Just by making her feel good about
17:21somewhere she wanted to go.
17:23Just want to get a wedding planner and everything.
17:25A wedding planner?
17:26She's all in.
17:27It's a free beach trip.
17:29I mean, you know, there is gonna be
17:31two of my least favorite people there, so...
17:34You know, sometimes y'all just gotta put your dippers
17:37aside for one day.
17:40Babe?
17:47What the ?
17:49Coming up on Mama Jean.
17:51Jess invited Josh.
17:52Bull .
17:54I'm, like, at the point where I don't want
17:56to bite my tongue anymore.
17:57I mean, I see this house right here.
17:59It's five bedrooms, but Trina would have to go
18:02in a bunk bedroom with the kids.
18:04One angry guest can mess up the whole weekend.
18:08Hello?
18:09I'm gonna have been an accident.
18:10What?
18:11On our way to the hospital now.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:22Hey.
18:27What the ?
18:28Shit.
18:30I thought you'd say you wouldn't have lunch with me.
18:32I have to ask Bone BL something.
18:35Let's get the over.
18:36He didn't know you were coming.
18:43Jesse, what the hell do you got going on?
18:46Can we put our differences aside and have a talk?
18:50Jessica has got a little bit more Junebug in her
18:52than I thought she did.
18:53I mean, she'll do anything that benefits her,
18:56but I'm hungry, so I guess I'll sit here
18:58and see what she's got to say.
19:00So the first thing I want to start off with is
19:04I want to know if the kids, if I could use Bubbies and Ella.
19:09I want Bubbies to be a ring bearer
19:12and Ella to be the flower girl with Harper.
19:14Are y'all both down for that?
19:16I don't see a problem with it.
19:18I guess.
19:20I have another question.
19:21Mm-hmm.
19:22Since you have your officiant license,
19:24could you marry us?
19:30I can't tell you what.
19:33You can think about it.
19:36To be asked to officiate Jessica's wedding
19:38in front of my ex-wife is kind of bizarre.
19:42But hey, I mean, I did officiate Anna and Eldridge's wedding, so...
19:46What are you doing?
19:48Trying to get ordained for Annie's wedding.
19:50By the power vested in me and the internet,
19:52it is my honor to declare you husband and wife.
19:56Jess is like family, so, you know, why wouldn't I do it?
19:58And knowing it'll piss June off makes it even better.
20:03Yeah.
20:04I'll do it.
20:09I was gonna ask you to be my maid of honor.
20:12There was a while we didn't talk,
20:14and now I feel like we're back together,
20:16and it's just like the old times.
20:18Well...
20:19Yeah.
20:23I think it's gonna be great.
20:24You're gonna look gorgeous, both of you.
20:26Happenly ever after.
20:31Everybody can put their differences aside for this one.
20:35Yeah, I suppose.
20:38Yeah, well, you're gonna have to put on your big boy panties.
20:40You don't mind putting on my big boy panties.
20:44I said that because Jumo's gonna be there.
20:46You don't like her.
20:47Jen's also gonna be there.
20:49You're really starting to strike a nerve
20:51in this motherfucker, I tell you what.
20:54Maybe you should talk to him now.
20:56I have no reason to talk to nobody.
20:58I think it's very awkward for Jessica
21:00to put me and Josh at a dinner table together
21:04and ask us to be a part of this wedding.
21:06Me and him are no longer together.
21:07You could've asked me to be your bridesmaid
21:10slash maid of honor outside of Josh
21:12and then ask Josh to be your preacher.
21:14I ain't got no problem being cordial
21:17and co-parenting with him.
21:18But, like, us doing it together
21:20made it seem like to me that we were together
21:22and, like, eh.
21:25We got this, right?
21:27I should up.
21:28You got this, girl.
21:29This is your wedding.
21:30I'm just participating.
21:31Okay, we're good.
21:32I've been married. I'm divorced now.
21:34Learned that lesson once,
21:35we'll never do it again.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Y'all really got me excited to get married.
21:39Thanks.
21:40Don't do it.
21:51What you got?
21:52A piggy.
21:52A piggy?
21:53I got a dog.
21:55You got a cow, man.
21:57Yeah.
21:57Watch this.
22:06Boo!
22:07Yeah?
22:08Come here.
22:11Oh, it's chilly in here.
22:13Y'all stay in here and play, okay?
22:15Ella, watch them for a minute, baby.
22:16Okay.
22:17Boo!
22:17What are y'all doing?
22:19Oh, you know, just making a mess.
22:22Who wants to eat?
22:23Me!
22:24I want potato and mac and cheese.
22:27I don't have any mac and cheese.
22:30How was your lunch with Jess?
22:32Lunch with just Jess would have been perf,
22:34but Jess invited Josh.
22:36Bull .
22:36I swear you are.
22:37I know you lied.
22:38And I know I ain't.
22:39Uh-uh.
22:41I'm expecting lunch with just Jessie,
22:43and that's not the case.
22:44Like, I get in there.
22:44So, Josh was already there when you got there.
22:45He was already there sitting down.
22:47You think Josh knew you was coming?
22:49Hell no, because that's why he looked at Jessie.
22:51He was like, oh.
22:52So, she wants to, like, talk to me about the wedding.
22:54She's like, I want you to be a bridesmaid,
22:56and, like, obviously I want the kids involved.
22:58She also wants Josh to for sure marry them.
23:02Yeah.
23:04That's definitely weird.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Mm-hmm.
23:08Mm-hmm.
23:08Jessica just continuously just pushes him,
23:10pushes him, pushes him into everything family,
23:12and it's like...
23:13It's kind of weird how she's got more involved
23:16after y'all got separated.
23:19I have to co-parent with Josh,
23:20and we have to be cordial for the kids,
23:22and we'll do things surrounding the kids,
23:24but, like, Jessica's never understood sister code clearly.
23:29Jessica taking it another extra mile
23:31and asking him to marry her at her wedding
23:33is weird to me.
23:35It is.
23:36It's so weird.
23:37Yeah, well, I'm telling you what,
23:38I'm, like, at the point where I don't want
23:39to bite my tongue anymore.
23:42You don't want to bite your tongue,
23:43don't bite your tongue.
23:47Coming up on Mama June,
23:48guess whose wedding you're gonna be in?
23:50Jessie and Cheyenne.
23:52I mean, I've been a flower girl three or four times now.
23:54I'm gonna start charging people.
23:56I really thought that you was effing your best friend
23:58that was a female.
24:00Sheesh.
24:09Jessica wants Josh to for sure marry them.
24:13She just continuously just pushes him,
24:15pushes him, pushes him into everything family,
24:17and it's like...
24:18It's kind of weird how she's got more involved
24:21after y'all got separated.
24:23Yeah, well, I'm telling you what,
24:24I'm, like, at the point where
24:25I don't want to bite my tongue anymore.
24:27You don't want to bite your tongue,
24:28don't bite your tongue.
24:34I mean, I know Pumpkin and Jessica,
24:36like, they've had their beef
24:36and their little tips with everything,
24:38but I just hope Pumpkin can at least
24:41kind of chill out till after the wedding,
24:43and then, you know, once the wedding's over,
24:45Pumpkin can get whatever she needs to
24:47off her chest now.
24:48She really is a sucker, too.
24:49Talking about, I want, you know,
24:50Bubbies to be a ring bearer,
24:52and Ella to be a...
24:53The kids be in the wedding, 100%.
24:54I mean, I don't know.
24:55But, you know, she turned, like,
24:57really a sucker man.
24:58Yeah.
24:59That's how she's going to get you
24:59to keep the peace with the kids.
25:01You know, I got to get them an outfit.
25:03I got to get me a dress.
25:06Ella Grace!
25:07Bentley!
25:08Silas!
25:09Come here!
25:10What?
25:10The best part about this wedding,
25:12to me, is going to be seeing the kids,
25:13like, throwing flowers,
25:14holding the pillow with the rings.
25:16But I feel like we maybe need to practice,
25:18so that way they can be right on cue.
25:21Hey, Bubba, guess whose wedding
25:23you're going to be in?
25:24Jessie and Cheyenne.
25:27No!
25:28Yes!
25:29You're going to carry the ring,
25:30and give it to Jessie,
25:32so her can give it to Cheyenne.
25:34Cheyenne is not going to give it to her.
25:36I'm going to give it to Jessie.
25:38Oh, you're going to give it to Jessie?
25:40Yeah!
25:41Yeah!
25:41See, Bubba, look.
25:42You ain't going to bother girls, look.
25:43We can just put them in a little toot-toot.
25:45See?
25:45Oh.
25:46Oh, really?
25:47Ella, make a little walkway.
25:48Let me see what y'all are going to do.
25:49You're going to be the flower girl.
25:50Ready?
25:55I'm so excited to be Jessie's flower girl.
25:58I mean, I've been a flower girl three or four times now.
26:05I'm going to start charging people.
26:09Hold it.
26:09Pick it up.
26:10Hold it.
26:11And then you'll have one ring,
26:12and you'll have two rings.
26:14Bentley, how would you feel if you dropped the rings?
26:20I mean, you'll walk.
26:21Walk them now.
26:23Oh, my God!
26:24You didn't drop the ring.
26:25What the heck?
26:26That's not a ring.
26:27He's not going to be a good ring bear.
26:30I am!
26:42Oh!
26:44Oh!
26:44Y'all ready to go eat with Junebug?
26:47And...
26:48Yep.
26:48Oh, yes.
26:50You're going to be able to do anything.
26:51Y'all be nice to my mom.
26:52I will.
27:01Hey, Junebug.
27:03Sitting your ass on the chair.
27:05I've been sitting here waiting,
27:06and Justin dropped me off a while ago.
27:08We have two weeks to plan this wedding.
27:09We've got to figure out, you know,
27:10the wedding party and the head count.
27:13Well, with your dysfunctional family,
27:14it's going to be kind of hard,
27:16because there's people that don't get along.
27:17We'll figure it out.
27:18I mean, if you don't like each other,
27:19you sit on...
27:20One person sit on this side,
27:21and the other one sit on that side.
27:22I guess so.
27:23Don't even look at each other.
27:24Yeah.
27:25So, I hear we're having a beach wedding.
27:28Yep.
27:30You know?
27:30We want to...
27:31We just...
27:31We love the beach so much.
27:32We want to be like mommas.
27:34Aw, twinsies.
27:36Twinsies.
27:36Twinsies.
27:38Are you excited, June, for the beach?
27:40Yes.
27:40I think it means a lot to us, so...
27:45When the girls said they were going to move
27:46the wedding to the beach,
27:47I was not impressed.
27:49But they said June would pay for it,
27:51so if that's the way they can get June to pay for it,
27:54then so be it.
27:55I didn't think she would pay for anything.
27:57Well, I'm sure that, you know,
27:58Trina Binawina is mad because the girls
28:01want a wedding just like mine.
28:03And, you know, she's kind of like being, like,
28:04pushed out of the picture.
28:06So, you know, sit on the sidelines,
28:08Trina Binawina,
28:09and see how a true professional get done.
28:13Well, how many people are, like,
28:15about how many people?
28:16I feel like the amount of people she had
28:17would probably be the amount of people we had.
28:19About 38.
28:19And it was only family.
28:2138.
28:21There's 12 of us.
28:23And that's my family.
28:24But on this side, there's a lot.
28:2612 of them is just the kids.
28:29We were thinking about doing flower girls.
28:31It would be Ella and Harper.
28:32And then we got ring bearers.
28:33It would be Parker and Bubbies.
28:35We got to think about what we want the kids in,
28:37what we want the bridesmaids in,
28:38what we want the mother of the brides in.
28:40Everybody to wear a color,
28:42like a round sage green or burnt orange.
28:45Just stay in the color bracket.
28:46Yeah.
28:46And I would hate for your side to be burnt orange,
28:49and then my side would be burnt orange too.
28:51Yeah.
28:51And the feet surface.
28:53So give it a little mixy-mixy.
28:55Yeah.
28:57And then the cake.
28:59That would just go somewhere and try different flavors
29:01to see how they mix together.
29:04Who's your maid of Anna?
29:11She just spit your food on Jessie.
29:13I know.
29:16But anyway, who's your maid of Anna?
29:18That's Pumpkin.
29:19And I mean, we know we're still up in there if Anna's coming
29:21or not.
29:21But I'm going to ask her.
29:22Anna's not here.
29:23Right.
29:24So Caitlin would be her bridesmaid.
29:27I mean, but there's other stuff that we have to, like,
29:29figure out.
29:29So, like, you know, we've got to figure out who's walking who out.
29:32So I know for sure that I'm walking Cheyenne down the aisle.
29:35So she's going to be, like, holding your dress up for you and
29:37too?
29:37Like, you know, like, when you're walking, like,
29:39she's going to hold your club dress?
29:40Let's stop this right here.
29:41See, that's why I need to ask you.
29:43You and Justin want to walk me down the aisle?
29:45Me and Justin.
29:46I think you and Justin are good.
29:48You know, you're my mom.
29:49Justin's been the only steady man you've had that's a good influence on you.
29:57I mean, fine.
29:58Who's going to marry him?
30:01Supposedly, Josh.
30:02That's Josh.
30:03Oh.
30:08Mmm.
30:10I mean, I have no idea why Jessica and Cheyenne picked Josh
30:15to officiate their wedding.
30:17I can't stand that mother .
30:19I don't understand it.
30:21You remember, this is our day, not your day.
30:23Just smile and wave.
30:25I really like to have a really nice, respectful wedding for my daughter and yours.
30:29I'm going to be praying.
30:30Well, you can't have no excuses now.
30:33Please, please, just for that one day.
30:35I'll listen to you cuss the day before, the day after, whatever.
30:38Oh, is my favorite words.
30:39I can't.
30:40I mean, I have been my authentic self for 46 years.
30:44I'm going to get one of them things, like a shot collar you put on a dog,
30:47and every time you say , it's going .
30:51Just every time.
30:52It's a good idea.
30:53It's a great idea.
30:57Coming up on Mama Jean, and I rented a house for all of us to stay in.
31:02You can get married there.
31:03You did that without talking to anybody?
31:06I'm going to be in an accident.
31:07What?
31:08I've already lost one daughter, and I definitely don't need to lose another.
31:11また INS soda
31:15All Of you got mad on.
31:31Everything is innocent.
31:32No choice.
31:33I don't need an accident.
31:36I am not.
31:36Like makin' you.
31:40I call your own boyfriend.
31:41These have friends.
31:41What are you doing?
31:41I'm going to be so shocked.
31:41When it comes to making TikTok shop videos,
31:44Willin' and Dylan, you know, trading out services
31:46is the way you gotta go.
31:48And I'm not dipping into my savings for this wedding.
31:50They come in a pack of two,
31:52so there's actually 12 of these in this pack.
31:55I can just imagine this in the freezer.
31:58Ooh, okay.
31:59Sometimes people will like pay me to do the videos.
32:02Some people will like trade off products.
32:04I mean, you don't think I'm not gonna like take it
32:07to my advantage when it comes to Jessica
32:08and Cheyenne's wedding?
32:09You got another thing coming.
32:12I'm thinking about getting a house
32:13for like all of us to like stay in
32:15and so we can be able to be by the beach,
32:19all be together, have the wedding, have the reception.
32:22So my fetus ain't got a walk in.
32:24If I feel like I need to go take a nap, I can take a nap.
32:26Well, who's all gonna be staying in this house?
32:29I mean, I see this house right here.
32:31It's five bedrooms, six baths.
32:36Huh.
32:38But Trina would have to go in my bedroom with the kids.
32:42You already know that that would cause problems.
32:45I mean, if she got something to say about it,
32:46she'll get her own hotel and her own dimes.
32:49All right, June, we can't go into this like this.
32:51We're the hosts.
32:52We gotta make everybody happy.
32:54And one angry guest can mess up the whole weekend.
32:57And you know, it's free and you don't pitch a fit
33:01on where you have to sleep.
33:02At least you got a bed.
33:06Let me check this house that you're looking at.
33:08It's got a pool table.
33:09It's got a game room.
33:11I mean, there's like a deck.
33:13There's a pool.
33:14There's a bedroom.
33:16See, there's what Trina's gonna say.
33:18You can see they're together.
33:19Well, I mean, like I said, here is like...
33:21It looks amazing, actually.
33:23It looks pretty good.
33:24It's got little crabs going up the wall.
33:27Yeah, it's the old beach theme.
33:29What do you expect?
33:30Are you gonna at least run it past the other ones
33:32to make sure it's okay with them?
33:34Sure am.
33:36You already know that if Trina ain't gonna have a room there,
33:39that's gonna be a no-go.
33:40If she don't like the bunk bed,
33:42she can sleep out there on that sofa couch.
33:43You either like it or you don't.
33:45Exactly.
33:46You either stay or you don't.
33:59This is big money.
34:00You got big money.
34:02Got a new car, got a new truck,
34:04new guy in the house.
34:06Damn, I'm in the wrong business.
34:08That bus driver money must be paying good.
34:11I ain't no bus driver no more, June.
34:13Given Cheyenne the house,
34:15I mean, I had to have something.
34:17Well, me and Jackie fall out.
34:18I gotta have something to sleep in.
34:21But anyway, this cake tasting place,
34:24do they know we're coming?
34:25Is everything set up?
34:26Yes, but how does this all work?
34:28If you figure out the flavors you have,
34:30I have for somebody making a cake.
34:33Y'all ready for some cake?
34:34I mean, this be something y'all checked off y'all's list.
34:37Yep.
34:37I'm ready to eat.
34:55Hi, welcome in.
34:56How can I help you today?
34:58Um, we already have a cake testing done.
35:01I've already picked up the flavors I caught ahead of time.
35:03Okay, yeah.
35:04Here's the menu just in case,
35:05and I'll bring them out to you in just a second.
35:07Of course.
35:08My cake guy in PCB, John,
35:10can make an amazing cake.
35:12All I need the girls to do is taste some cake flavors,
35:15figure out what flavors they like,
35:17and me and John need to talk about the deal
35:20that we're gonna do with the cake.
35:22Hey, don't touch it, do you?
35:24What?
35:29Okay, ready, boo?
35:30What is that one?
35:31Red velvet.
35:32Oh, yeah, yeah, the red velvet, yeah.
35:35Those are nasty, but the cake's good.
35:37I ain't gonna like it.
35:39That's the moistness that we've had.
35:41Jessie.
35:46Is this Jessie?
35:49Golly, I didn't say y'all eat half the cake.
35:51I mean, what do I think I'm gonna do?
35:53Waste this cake?
35:53I mean, I love it all.
35:54I'm gonna get me two or three bites out of each one of them.
35:57Hey, let me tell you.
35:58That one out there is special.
35:59I'm ready to butter is what a normal wedding cakes are.
36:03Real good.
36:04So what are we rating this one out of 10?
36:077.5, 8, 8.5.
36:12There was a lot of cakes that surprised me.
36:14Like, Cheyenne don't like chocolate
36:16and I don't like coconut,
36:17but I really like the Boston cream
36:19and the key lime and the red velvet.
36:21But then Cheyenne liked that other artemar,
36:25I don't know what it is,
36:25the fancy wedding cake kind.
36:27So, I mean, I'm down.
36:29Free cake.
36:30Let's get back to what we got to do in two weeks.
36:33Pick that nasty cake.
36:34Jesus, Jessie.
36:34You gotta pick out your cake.
36:35You gotta pick my bike and your bike.
36:37Oh, okay.
36:38I'll give you that one.
36:39Two outfits, dresses, pantsuits, whatever.
36:42I know I want a dress,
36:43but my biggest problem is figuring out about shoes
36:45because, I mean, on a beach
36:46it's gonna be hard to walk in shoes.
36:49You ain't gotta worry about your shoes easy.
36:51What do you mean?
36:52Well, I didn't figure that out for you.
36:55What does that mean?
36:57Look, I ran into this house.
36:59You did that without asking,
37:01without talking to anybody?
37:02What?
37:03It's not a beach.
37:04Okay, but...
37:05That's a dock.
37:06I mean, it's close enough.
37:07It's the bay.
37:08It's the lake of Panama City.
37:10It's eight minutes from the beach.
37:12You said we were gonna be on the beach to have the wedding.
37:17I got my hopes up
37:18and now we're getting married on a dang lake dock.
37:26Look, I ran into this house.
37:28All of us are staying.
37:30You can get married there.
37:31It's not a beach.
37:33I got my hopes up
37:33and now we're getting married on a dang lake dock.
37:35It's gonna sleep 25.
37:37It's a six bedroom.
37:39It has a pool.
37:40I wanted to get married at the beach.
37:42You said you...
37:43Well, I don't have $40,000 for a beach house.
37:50I did say I would get a beach house, yes.
37:53But it is expensive.
37:55I got them a house.
37:57They can get married there.
37:58We can stay there.
38:00But like, surprise, way less.
38:03You got enough to let us get married on a pond.
38:05Bakers cannot be choosers, maybe boys and girls.
38:09I mean...
38:10But you did that without asking,
38:11without talking to anybody?
38:15I knew letting your mom be in charge of all this
38:17was gonna backfire on us.
38:18I'll figure something out, I promise.
38:24I got the perfect spot for Trina to stay.
38:27Trina, your room is one of the most exceptional rooms
38:30in this house.
38:34She's putting you in a bunk bed.
38:35Bunk bed.
38:36The hell?
38:37The hell?
38:37I'm not staying in no bunk bed.
38:38Look at her.
38:38Karma's not sleeping in a bunk bed, June.
38:40Hell to the nod, June.
38:43All I keep hearing is June saying it's the girl's wedding.
38:46Let them have what they want.
38:47I want you to have what you want.
38:49I don't give a if you throw out streamers out here
38:51and put a damn water slide out here
38:53and fly down the water slide and say I do.
38:55I don't give a about that.
38:56Because at the end of the day,
38:57if that's what you and Jessica want,
38:59that's what you and Jessica want.
39:00But then she books a house for them to get married on the dock.
39:03And there is no way in hell that I'm sleeping in a bunk bed.
39:06You're stressing me out.
39:08I think we need to try this last piece of cake
39:09before I throw it at you.
39:10I booked the house.
39:11Period, point blank.
39:12It's done.
39:13What damn cakes do you like so I can tell John?
39:18You said you like this one, right?
39:19Yes.
39:20Amarillo.
39:20So you do Amarillo and I'll do red velvet.
39:23Red velvet.
39:24OK.
39:25We're going to do this and that.
39:27There you go.
39:29That's the cake that we're doing.
39:30That's Mrs. and Mrs.
39:32The cake topper.
39:33Be glad you can have one,
39:35because I promise you,
39:35I could have never had one of those when I was your age.
39:39Well, I mean, the times have changed.
39:40I will say that.
39:42I knew when you was a teenager
39:43that you liked girls and stuff since you was like 13.
39:46Because, you know, for a long time,
39:48even though you was with a boy,
39:49I really thought that you was effing your best friend
39:51that was a female.
39:52Oh, jeez.
39:54Remember?
39:54I used to ask you that all the time, Jessica?
39:55Well, for some people,
39:56it's hard to come out and not just come out.
39:58Come out everybody.
39:59But did I care?
40:00No.
40:01Because, like, she just told me,
40:02well, no, I was worried y'all was going to say, what?
40:04Everybody's not as open as you.
40:08Back when I was their age,
40:09there was no way.
40:10You could even talk about being together,
40:11much less getting married.
40:13So it's really exciting to see how times have changed
40:16and they can just be their selves.
40:18It's crazy to think, though, like,
40:20your mama at our age,
40:21she couldn't do what we're doing.
40:22She couldn't go get married.
40:23She couldn't love who she wanted to.
40:25And then, you know, like us, just free range.
40:28I know we're lucky to not be in that time.
40:32People do come out in their old times.
40:35I mean, how do you give a shit to Eli?
40:37And Jessie has always told me she was scared
40:39of what people were going to say.
40:41But, like, say we're going to a store,
40:43everybody assumes me and Jessie are sisters.
40:45I mean, older people are very judgmental to this day.
40:48I'm trying to grow up in the 70s and 80s liking girls.
40:51That was rough.
40:52That is key, Junebug. Thank you.
40:54So, see?
40:55This one's me.
41:10I mean, I'm not really too much worried about this, Woody,
41:13but, like...
41:13Well, I mean, as long as Edie's doing it,
41:15then, yeah, it should be good.
41:17Okay, but Edie's not going to do the, like, photographer,
41:19the DJ, the food.
41:21Well, I know, but that's some of the stuff that, like,
41:24Jessica and Cheyenne's going to have to put their big girl bitches on
41:27and do their self like everybody else has to on their wedding.
41:30It doesn't come with your wedding planner.
41:33I know Edie would, like, make it all, like, come together
41:35as far as, like, the look of what they're looking for,
41:37but I want them to put their own wedding together.
41:40I want them to do what they want to do.
41:43You know what I'm saying?
41:44What does Traylon call me for?
41:46I don't know. Answer.
41:48Hello?
41:51What?
41:53What's wrong?
41:54Hold on a minute. I'm trying to find out.
41:56She's pulling out of the driveway.
41:57Got hit on the driver's side.
41:58On our way to the hospital now.
42:00I'm going to go look for flights.
42:02Stay to the hospital and let me know what's up.
42:03Okay.
42:03I'll talk to you later. All right, bye.
42:05Bye.
42:05So what's wrong? What's happened?
42:07Alana got in a car wreck.
42:09Somebody hit her.
42:11So now she's headed to the hospital.
42:13This is why I hate that Alana is 23 hours away
42:16when like this happens.
42:18I've already lost one daughter,
42:20and I definitely don't need to lose another.
42:22Oh, my God.
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