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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 07: Daddy Issues
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien
00:11I think the kill is a giant alien man
00:14We'll take that under consideration
00:15Why are you here?
00:16Someone has to watch the diner
00:18I'm adopting you
00:19I don't even like you
00:20Is Harry Van Der Spiegel an alien?
00:23No
00:23So this is the new man
00:24There's no new man
00:26We work together at the clinic
00:27Why don't you take your truck and head home?
00:29Jesus Christ, Jimmy
00:31Asta gave me some money to deposit
00:33And I got drunk and I lost it
00:35I don't feel good about my life
00:36Why should I keep going?
00:38I will kill the mantet
00:39And if I do not
00:40The Greys can have me
00:42If they agree to give up
00:44Mr. and Mrs. Mayer's baby
00:46This council accepts your offer
00:48And will grant your energy
00:49To an executor
00:50Daddy?
01:02I was dancing with my darling
01:06To the Tennessee Waltz
01:11When an old friend I happened to see
01:18I introduced her to my loved one
01:23And while they were dancing
01:27My friend stole my sweetheart from me
01:35I remember the night
01:39And the Tennessee Waltz
01:44The beautiful Tennessee Waltz
02:06Humans are born dependent on a parent for survival
02:09They require a close emotional bond to feel safe
02:12And later to trust that the parent will not murder them
02:15For wrecking the car on prom night
02:16I do not want an emotional bond with my father
02:19I only want him to give me what he has in that little tube
02:22My alien energy
02:24And to stop adjusting the thermostat
02:27Yeah, see, I did the Earth Simulator
02:30So I get live and laugh
02:32But I will never understand love
02:36Oh, man, really?
02:39Honestly?
02:40Are we trying to heat the whole neighborhood here?
02:43Father
02:43No
02:44You call me Ed
02:46Or sir
02:48Or sire
02:51Okay, Ed
02:52You are so good at walking and talking
02:55I am jealous
02:56Because I did not get to use the simulator before my mission
03:00Yeah, well, I think one reason for that is because
03:03You weren't supposed to stay
03:05I thought you might mention that
03:08Really?
03:08Why would I?
03:09It's only the single greatest failure in our bloodline
03:13So, yeah, I thought I might
03:15That's a good one
03:15Father
03:16Father
03:17And
03:18Tea
03:19Huh?
03:20Yeah
03:21You know
03:23Yes, I did fail my mission
03:26Yeah
03:27But failing
03:29Does not make me a failure
03:33I have that on a sign just above the john
03:35Yeah
03:36Since then, I have done very well
03:39I have this fine home
03:41And I have friends
03:43And I have friends
03:44Oh, hey
03:45This
03:46This
03:47Is
03:48What I am most proud of
03:50Meet Bridget
04:03Oh
04:04No, thanks
04:21You can crawl up on top of my face
04:23Try to make a baby
04:24By rutting your elbow
04:26Up my gallbladder
04:29The simulator has some blind spots
04:31Ed?
04:37You obviously do not like earth
04:39Or anyone on it
04:42Maybe give me my alien energy
04:45And then you can go home
04:46The council let me decide
04:48Whether or not to give you your energy back right now
04:53It's a hard no
04:54I do not think it is fair that the council is forcing you to
04:58Decide the fate of your son
05:00No, I begged for it
05:02I said, I know him best
05:04I raised him
05:05You did try to kill me 11 times
05:07So now it's my fault for coddling you
05:10No, it's just
05:12I told the council that I could kill this mantid
05:16It's running around
05:17And I can't do that without the energy
05:21And if I do not kill it
05:23They will take my soul
05:25Our people don't have souls
05:27And we're
05:28We're fine
05:29Our species is cold
05:32And without mercy
05:33And you are a weak human embarrassment
05:39A weenie boy
05:41I am not a weenie boy
05:43I will prove to you
05:45I am just as ruthless
05:46And as uncaring as I was
05:49When I was on our planet
05:50Seriously
05:51Come on
05:52How hard is that?
06:00Darcy's still not picking up?
06:02Of course not
06:03Too big a coward to tell me that she lost the diner money
06:06Even though she told me to my face that she deposited it
06:09Does she know you got it back?
06:11No
06:11She's probably out committing crimes right now trying to replace it
06:14And when she goes to prison for those
06:16I'm not going to visit
06:17And she can forget about asking me to write a letter to the parole board
06:20The answer is no
06:23You've given it some thought
06:29Hello humans
06:31You are all stupid
06:34And the pie is garbage
06:37Hi
06:39Whatever this is
06:40I'm not in the mood
06:40My father
06:43He won't give me my alien entity back
06:45Unless I prove to him that I'm still an alien threat
06:47So just go with it
06:48Go with it
06:49Oh
06:49Is this
06:50I said quiet and seat as you wait
06:56Oh no
06:58I'm going to clean that up
06:59But not all of it
07:02Not
07:03Not
07:05This piece
07:07Let's stay in there
07:11Hey
07:16Hey
07:17Hi
07:19Did you sleep
07:21No
07:22No
07:22I just stared at her like she wasn't even real
07:26How did this happen?
07:27I mean who do you think returned her?
07:29No idea
07:30Most important thing is that she's here with us
07:32Yeah
07:33Now all we have to do is explain to everyone where she came from
07:37You know
07:38And not just to Max
07:39I mean everyone's going to ask
07:40But uh
07:42Don't worry
07:43Came up with a plan
07:44It's very simple
07:46We only hide her
07:47For five months
07:49Then
07:50You start wearing
07:51A pregnancy belly
07:53That I have fashioned from candle wax
07:54Making it just a little bit bigger
07:56Every month
07:57From all those pine candles
07:58That people keep returning
07:59Get a little pine belly built up
08:01Then
08:02Oh no
08:03Your water breaks
08:04Unfortunately
08:05We can't get to the hospital
08:07Because
08:08You know I pulled some strings
08:10Had the road shut down
08:11So
08:12We have to have the baby at home
08:14And uh
08:15You know
08:16We debate about what to do with the placenta
08:17And eventually
08:18We plant it under a pear tree
08:20Oh
08:21Need a pear tree
08:24So you're saying I could pass for five months pregnant right now
08:29Three months
08:30You adopted a baby
08:33Oh
08:33Uh
08:34Uh
08:35Yeah
08:35Exactly
08:36Sorry we couldn't tell you pal
08:38Um
08:38But these things fall through
08:39You know a lot of lawyers
08:40Well I get less allowance now
08:43No
08:44No
08:45Cool
08:46What's his name
08:47Uh
08:48Well we were just um
08:49Basinthia
08:52What
08:53Basinthia
08:56Don't
08:56Don't
08:57Dare
08:57Write that down
09:07Fine
09:09Don't take my calls
09:10You know I asked you straight out
09:12Did you make the deposit
09:13And you said
09:14Yes
09:15Why
09:16You knew I'd find out
09:17Which I guess is why you didn't come home last night
09:20Oh
09:20And in case you care
09:21Harry got the graze
09:23To leave the baby alone forever
09:24So Kayla and I took her back to Ben and Kate
09:26Which you were there
09:27But you know you miss a lot when you're on a bender
09:30I'm glad about the baby
09:33And I
09:35I didn't come home last night
09:36Because I was
09:39Thinking about killing myself
09:41But I decided to stop drinking
09:43And I found an AA meeting
09:45And then I stayed at Judy's
09:46Oh my god
09:47Darcy
09:48And I'm sorry about the money
09:50I'll pay you back
09:51No it's fine
09:51It's fine
09:52It turned up
09:54Oh
09:56Good
09:59Can I have some?
10:00I said I'd bring donuts to the next meeting
10:06You're on
10:16What are you doing up there?
10:18Oh
10:19Nothing
10:20I
10:20I thought I saw a moth
10:23And I wanted to kill it
10:25In case you were wearing wool
10:29I'm starving
10:31Where's that little snack
10:32That you gave me before?
10:34Do you mean my son?
10:37He's staying with friends
10:38In case his grandfather
10:39Said something like
10:40Where is that little snack?
10:42Now why don't you show me
10:44Where that tube of alien energy is
10:48I got your energy
10:50Right here
10:52Just to be clear
10:53What part of the human body is that?
10:55Gallbladder
10:56You're right
10:57I'm so stupid
10:58Ooh
11:00My energy
11:02I proved to you in the diner
11:04That I am worthy to have it
11:06Did you see how slowly I cleaned up that glass?
11:12I was merciless
11:13You weren't merciless
11:15You were just a dick
11:17That what I'm talking about is
11:20An empty dead eyed killing machine
11:24And I just don't think that's you
11:26You take that back
11:27I have killed so many humans
11:30I have killed this doctor
11:33Whose skin suit I am wearing right now
11:35You came here to kill every human on earth
11:38And instead you became one
11:41You went soft
11:43I am not soft
11:45Oh
11:45I retrieved a device
11:49From the 1970s
11:52For the greys
11:54To destroy our entire species
11:56But you didn't
11:57Yes but if I did
11:58Then you would not be here talking about it
12:00Of course not
12:01I'd be dead
12:01But then you would be sorry
12:03How can I be sorry if I'm dead?
12:07Nothing lives on after death
12:09That's not true
12:11As a human I grew a soul
12:13Souls are immortal
12:14Right now
12:16I am stronger than death
12:19Okay tough guy
12:21You came here to kill every human on earth
12:26I'll give you your energy back
12:28If you kill just one
12:33One human?
12:35I mean give me a real challenge
12:38Ask me to kill something truly dangerous
12:41What did the simulator say about ducks?
12:45One human
12:46By tonight
12:57See the bite marks?
12:59Identical to the hiker's chomped off head
13:01Poor Bambi
13:03Deputy Bambi wasn't the one that was killed
13:05His mother was the victim
13:06Don't make me have to screen that movie for you
13:08I'll be a wreck for months
13:11Bambi has already got his hold on me
13:16What I was trying to say before you ripped my heart out was
13:18Your FBI buddy Jules was wrong
13:21The serial killer didn't move on
13:22And it's a mantid
13:24See these cigarette butts on the ground?
13:26That's proof
13:26It smokes after it eats
13:28But if it is the mantid
13:30That's a problem
13:31It's a shapeshifter
13:32I know
13:32Could be anybody
13:33Could be the mayor
13:34Could be Deputy Fred
13:35It could be me
13:38Oh you don't have what it takes to
13:39Bite a head off a human
13:41Ugh another disappointment
13:43See my first thought was
13:44Maybe it's me
13:45Right
13:46I mean I've ruled it out for now
13:47But I'm not afraid to come back to me hard
13:48If I give me a reason to
13:50See cause I've been applying my profiling skills
13:52And I was thinking if I was a
13:54Shapeshifting mass murderer
13:55And I could be anybody
13:56I'd want to be the person leading the investigation
13:58So I could point it away from me
14:00Wait
14:01You mean Jules?
14:03Sir
14:04Is it possible you're jealous of her spending so much time with Lena?
14:07I don't get jealous of aliens
14:08If anything
14:09Aliens are jealous of me
14:13For good reason
14:18I'm really sorry about getting mad at you about the money
14:22Don't do that
14:23Just be mad
14:23That's why I went to Harry
14:25I knew you'd let me off the hook
14:27Wait
14:27You went to Harry instead of me?
14:29Yeah
14:29Because I knew he wouldn't try to kiss at all better
14:33Look
14:33All my life
14:35I've had challenges
14:37And I've nailed them
14:38And I'm gonna nail being sober
14:41If I need somebody
14:42I have a sponsor
14:43But
14:44I won't
14:45Cause I've got this
14:48Right?
14:49Yeah
14:51Totally
14:54Look at you
14:55What?
14:56You really want to fix this
14:58No
14:59No I don't
14:59I don't even care
15:01Liar
15:05Hey
15:05Come here
15:07My whole life you've been there for me
15:11Now I gotta be there for me
15:14Well
15:16Then you have no shot
15:27Separating from a parent
15:28Or even someone who acts like a parent
15:29Is scary for humans
15:31And hard
15:34And very very hard
15:35When that son of a bitch
15:37Will not leave your cabin
15:40Ho ho
15:40I cannot wait
15:43To kill a human
15:44Yeah
15:47The weather's perfect today
15:49For murder
15:52Which I'll be doing
15:56Got my
15:58Afternoon kill coffee
16:00Boy oh boy
16:00If I don't drink this
16:03I cannot kill anybody
16:04Is that why you wrote down
16:06The address of a local
16:08Mortuary
16:09I was calling to make sure
16:10They had enough room
16:11For all the new dead bodies
16:13I'm gonna murder today
16:15Yeah because
16:16If you're trying to pass off
16:17An already dead body
16:19As a fresh kill
16:20You know I have to remember
16:21I still have my
16:22Superior
16:24Olfactory
16:25Senses
16:27In fact
16:28Right now
16:28For some reason
16:29I'm smelling
16:31Mmm
16:31Deodorant soap
16:33That was last used
16:36Three days ago
16:38Hey Harry
16:38I need to talk to you
16:41Wait
16:42You're an alien again
16:43Oh
16:44I'm over here
16:45That is my father
16:46Deb
16:46How is it
16:47That there's someone
16:49In this town
16:50Who can see aliens
16:51And you let him live
16:53Oh
16:54He tried to kill me
16:55Lots of times
16:56But I always outsmarted him
16:58You're not helping
16:59I came to tell you
17:00That my mom asked
17:01About you being an alien
17:02I told her you're not
17:03But I might change my mind
17:04And tell her the truth
17:05Unless you pay me
17:06Three hundred and forty six dollars
17:09Good lord
17:10It gets worse and worse
17:12My old son letting himself
17:15Be bullied by a child
17:17No
17:18I
17:18Certainly not
17:20Certainly not
17:21I'll write you a check
17:22Don't cash until Friday
17:24Oh my gosh
17:25She is so cute
17:28Sir
17:28Do you want to hold her?
17:30Hell no
17:30Neither should you
17:32This baby was raised by aliens
17:33For all we know
17:34It could crawl up your anus
17:35And live inside you
17:36It's not gonna happen to me though
17:38Because I always keep my anus clenched
17:39This is every day for me
17:41Let me know if you want
17:42Any sphincter exercise
17:43Oh I won't let you know anything
17:47Bye
17:51Oh no
17:52What is it?
17:52Lena says she's going over
17:54To Jules' house for lunch
17:56Sir I would like to remind you
17:58That Jules being the mantid
17:59Is only a theory
18:01And only yours
18:02Maybe temper your expectations
18:05I'm gonna temper my foot
18:07In that mantid's ass
18:08That's what I'm gonna do
18:11That's not how it's used
18:14I made some changes for efficiency
18:16Mmhmm
18:19Okay
18:20Like the little butter pads
18:22That we throw out
18:22When they're not used
18:23I got rid of the butter guy
18:24And I ordered these cute
18:26Tiny paper cups
18:27That you can put butter in
18:28Only when someone asks
18:29But the butter guy
18:30Saved my life and them
18:32So you need to fix that
18:34That explains why he smiled
18:35And said he'd be back
18:36But see
18:37Nothing burned down
18:38And I made everything look
18:40Really nice for you
18:41To come home to
18:42Yes she did
18:43Thank you
18:44You're welcome
18:48I think I'll get rid of the place
18:50Wait what?
18:52Yeah
18:52You know
18:53Be down on the road
18:54Doing what I loved
18:56I heard what you said
18:58About living my life
18:59While I can
19:02I started thinking
19:03Maybe I should sell the place
19:04Or at least find someone else
19:06To run it
19:06You found someone
19:07On me
19:08Well you don't want it
19:09Do you?
19:10I don't know
19:11I mean
19:12I just think it's funny
19:13You never thought to ask
19:14Well because I know
19:15You'd say yes
19:17Because you want to help
19:19And then you'd just
19:20Keep running it forever
19:22And?
19:23It'd be another excuse
19:24For you never to leave town
19:27You think I should leave?
19:29Well I didn't say that
19:30But come on
19:31Do you really want to
19:32Stay a patient
19:33Your whole life?
19:34I've never thought about it dad
19:36Where is this even coming from?
19:39It's coming from
19:39I love you
19:42Between the army
19:43And my band
19:44I'd seen the whole world
19:45Before I settled here
19:47You haven't gone past Denver
19:50How about New York City?
19:52Also let's not forget
19:54The moon
19:55Okay
19:56I'll give you the moon
19:59I get it
20:02I should leave
20:03Why not?
20:05I'm not needed here
20:06You don't need me
20:06Darcy doesn't need me
20:08Apparently she has Harry now
20:09You know
20:10And Jay has a family
20:11Right Jay?
20:12Huh?
20:12You know
20:13I might as well hit the road
20:14So yeah
20:14Bye bye
20:15Okay
20:15I'm out
20:15I'm sorry about the butter
20:17And your veterinarian friend
20:18Veteran
20:18You know what I meant
20:21I heard my name
20:22What was that about?
20:24Not sure
20:25But I don't think
20:26It's about the butter
20:32It's my first time
20:34Making this salad
20:35So buyer beware
20:36Looks great
20:37Tell me what it's like
20:39At the co-
20:42I think it's for you
20:45Go
20:46Yeah yeah
20:50Sheriff
20:52Hi
20:53Come on in I guess
20:58Hey ladies
21:00Sorry to interrupt you
21:03What is that?
21:05Pasta salad
21:06Well which is it?
21:07Those are two entirely different food groups
21:09What are you doing here Mike?
21:11Um
21:12We need to talk
21:15Why don't I give you two some privacy?
21:17Thank you
21:21So talk
21:23I know she still looks like an FBI agent
21:25But I really think she might be a
21:27Shapeshifting alien manting
21:28And do you have even one shred of proof that she is?
21:32No
21:32But she is at the top of my list
21:34List?
21:35Who else is on this list?
21:36Well
21:37I was
21:38But I'm not anymore
21:39So you don't have to worry about that
21:40I think I do
21:41Because in a very short time
21:43You have come all the way from not believing in aliens
21:45To thinking that you are one
21:46I
21:51Mike
21:52I love you
21:54But maybe that leave of absence that you took
21:56Needed to be a little longer
21:58I don't
22:00Let's just
22:01Take some time
22:03Until you sort it out
22:05Or
22:05Or I do
22:06Or
22:08Something
22:11Should I sit there?
22:13I'm sorry
22:27Dr. Smallwood
22:29Dr. Van Der Spiegel
22:33Why did you call me in?
22:34I don't have an appointment
22:36Oh I just wanted to see how you were feeling
22:38Ask you a few questions
22:39It's just routine
22:42Number one
22:43Do you have anyone who would miss you
22:45Or ask annoying questions
22:47If you were
22:49Dead
22:52Doctor
22:53Can I speak to you?
22:54I'm
22:55Now
22:55Right
22:55Really?
22:57Really?
23:07Yeah
23:08Hey there
23:09Oh my god
23:12Editist
23:12Newest member of the Hawthorne family
23:15Adopted
23:15Didn't tell
23:16Red tape
23:17Paperwork
23:18Lawyers
23:18Am I right?
23:19Sign here
23:20Initial there
23:21Kate was a champ
23:22We're getting a pear tree
23:23But that's not related
23:26What's her name?
23:28Plain Chibois
23:30It's not that
23:33Oh
23:35She likes you
23:36I know right?
23:38Have you two met?
23:40She's a baby
23:40Or we met
23:43Baby town
23:44Baby land city
23:46I've never been there so
23:48You okay Doris?
23:50Yeah fine
23:50Just gotta get home
23:51I'm not feeling well
23:53I think it might be
23:53Something I hate
23:54So she's gonna
23:56Yeah
23:56Congratulations
23:57Yeah
24:00Okay did you see
24:01The way the baby
24:01Looked at her?
24:02I told you she was
24:04On that ship
24:05She knows something
24:06Yeah
24:10Why did you write
24:11DNR on the charts
24:13Of all of our senior
24:14Patients
24:14Because I am looking
24:15For someone to kill
24:17Oh
24:18My father will not
24:19Restore my alien energy
24:20Unless I prove
24:21That I can kill a human
24:23Is the only way
24:24To get my alien energy
24:25Back and kill the mantid
24:26So instead of being
24:27All Mrs. Judgeypants
24:29Why don't you go in there
24:31And scare Dr. Smallwood
24:33Maybe it'll make her heart
24:34Stop she seems like
24:35She's hanging on by a thread
24:36No killing
24:37Especially not to
24:39Please your dad
24:40God
24:42I get it
24:43Trust me
24:44Because then you kill
24:45Someone for him
24:46And you do your best at it
24:47And you're really
24:48Good at it
24:49You know
24:49And in the end
24:50It doesn't matter
24:51Because he still says
24:52No one needs you here
24:53That road trip started normal
24:55But then it ran into a ditch
24:56No just
24:58No killing
24:59It is never okay
25:01You killed that guy
25:03The man with the gun
25:05That was to save you
25:07Oh
25:08So what you're saying is
25:10If someone tried to kill you
25:13I could kill them
25:18I have a job for you
25:20She works at the clinic
25:35My hero
25:38No
25:39And if you need to hear me say the words
25:43Do not hire someone to kill me
25:46Got it?
25:48Loud and clear
25:50I can't
25:51And I won't hire anyone to harm you
25:55I just need to find someone who already hurt her
26:01And kill him
26:13Humans are driven by choice
26:16Sometimes the choice is difficult
26:18Like selecting a pizza topping
26:19Unless one of the choices is anchovies
26:21Those are cat food
26:22Other times the choice is easy
26:25Like killing the man who hurt Asta
26:27If he hurt Asta
26:30He is probably hurting other people
26:32So it is good for everyone if he dies
26:34I will be a hero
26:36I will be a hero
26:36And not like teachers and nurses
26:37I mean a real hero
26:43Ow
26:44Ow?
26:45That is not correct
26:46He is supposed to be dead
26:48On television a hit on the head is all it takes
26:50What other lies have I fallen for?
26:53What other lies have I fallen for?
26:54And stay down!
26:57I'm so sorry
26:59Let me help you up
26:59Whoops!
27:01Ow!
27:08Lena's not answering
27:09She hasn't picked up all day
27:11Which only means one of two things
27:12Either she's mad at me
27:14Or she's sitting on a Pilates machine headless right now
27:17And the first one
27:18For a lot of reasons
27:20Makes more sense
27:20Deputy she does a lot of Pilates
27:22So odds favor it happened in there
27:24Odds favor that she just might need time to cool off
27:27Cool off?
27:28Deputy I should be the one cooling off
27:30Because she didn't believe me
27:31You have any idea how bad it feels to not be believed?
27:35I could probably guess
27:40Yes
27:41You could
27:44Deputy
27:45I owe you an apology
27:47When you first told me about all this alien stuff
27:49I didn't
27:50I didn't listen
27:51And I should have listened
27:53And I didn't support you
27:55And I should have supported you
27:59I'm truly sorry about that
28:02Thank you, sir
28:04This whole case has been a lot
28:07I know
28:09I guess for me
28:11Admitting that Jules actually is the mantid
28:13Means the real Jules could be dead
28:16I didn't want to do that yet
28:18Yeah, I know
28:19And look, hell, I might be wrong
28:21Maybe Jules isn't the mantid
28:22You know, we just gotta
28:25Just gotta be sure before we can rule it out
28:28That makes sense
28:30So, what's the plan?
28:32The plan is
28:34You're gonna set a little trap
28:43Easy
28:44All right, well, hold still
28:45Because I'm good at stitching
28:47I am terrible at stitching
28:48His head looks like a child playing doctor on a potato
28:51Do you want a stick to bite on?
28:54I'm all right
28:56A couple of stitches is nothing
28:58When I was a kid, my dad gave me 16 of them
29:01He was a doctor
29:02I'm saying he opened a cut or two over the years
29:06He hurt you
29:07Only when he'd had a few
29:09Hmm
29:10Sometimes when he hadn't
29:11I always thought bad humans were born bad
29:14That it was in their DNA, like hair color
29:17Or liking those plain house salads that have no flavor
29:19But maybe it is the parent
29:21The first person a child trusts
29:24Who has the ability to mold that child into who they will become
29:28Jimmy?
29:31Hosta
29:33Harry?
29:34What's going on?
29:35I tried to kill Jimmy, but I didn't, so you can't be mad
29:38You what?
29:40Oh, Jesus
29:41What's wrong?
29:42Is it bad?
29:43Uh, no, no, uh, it looks good
29:45Harry's stitches look great
29:50Could you hold this?
29:52It's sanitary
29:56What did I say about killing people?
29:58I thought it would be okay, because he's bad
30:01Okay, I understand
30:02And believe me, I have thought about it too
30:03But no
30:05Okay, just go
30:06I will take care of this
30:09Okay, but no lollipop for him
30:17How's Jay doing?
30:19She's fine
30:19We don't need to talk
30:24Thanks for taking care of me
30:26Just doing my job
30:28Just like old times, right?
30:31Remember that time I had to crawl through the window
30:33And I sliced my hand open?
30:35You mean that time you broke the window after losing your keys and blaming me?
30:41I know I screwed up
30:45You were the only solid thing in my life
30:49Everyone always left, but not you
30:52You could have left a thousand times
30:54You probably should have
30:58But you always stayed
31:03I said don't talk
31:22The Eagle has just ordered drinks
31:24Deputy, you don't have to narrate every move
31:26It's a sting operation, not your diary
31:28For the record, I'm the eagle
31:30You're the pigeon
31:31Negative, sir
31:31Jules is the pigeon
31:33We're trapping her
31:34You think an eagle eats pigeons?
31:35An eagle's a proud bird
31:36It eats king salmon
31:38Maybe a nice muskrat
31:39Okay?
31:40Now go catch that muskrat in a lie
31:42Thanks
31:43That proves she's not the real jewel
31:44I needed this
31:46Work has been crazy
31:48I rarely have time for anything fun anymore
31:50Yeah, me too
31:52So, hey
31:53I think I know someone who trained with you at Quantico
31:59Remind me
32:00Who was your training officer?
32:02Gosh
32:02There were so many
32:04Who's your friend?
32:08I
32:09I don't know
32:11Tell her your friend's name is Elvis Presley
32:14This drink is tasty
32:16Deputy
32:17Say Elvis Presley
32:18We're setting a trap for her
32:19You say Elvis Presley
32:21And if she says anything other than
32:22He has the same name as the king of rock and roll
32:24Then bam
32:25She's an alien
32:26All right, look
32:26Say it just like this
32:27Oh, I remember now
32:29My friend's name is Elvis Aaron Presley
32:31Go ahead, do it
32:34Tastes like there's lemon in there
32:40What if we name her Lucy?
32:42Like Lucy in the sky
32:44Because she's from the sky
32:47Ooh, how about Abductorina?
32:49Because she was abducted
32:50And she'll always be reminded of her trauma
32:53I like it when we're on the same page
32:56This isn't one of those times
33:04Um
33:05Honey?
33:06Hmm?
33:08Why is our son blackmailing the town doctor?
33:22So where would I go?
33:25Pardon?
33:27So far today
33:28Two people have told me I stay when I should leave
33:31So, okay
33:32Let's say those two people are correct
33:35Where would I go?
33:37I don't know
33:38I mean
33:39I wasn't telling you what to do
33:41I mean, you make your own decisions
33:43If you decide to live in patience
33:45Great
33:46If you decide to
33:47Hell, I'd love it
33:49But if it's a choice
33:51That means knowing what else is out there
33:54Besides the moon?
33:56Besides that
34:00Remember when I was little and you had that huge bed?
34:04I used to get so scared
34:06I'd crawl up into it
34:07And I wanted to lay right in the middle with you
34:09On me?
34:11The rest was enormous
34:12You know, the edges were really far away
34:14And beyond that was dark
34:16I liked it in the middle, Dad
34:18It wasn't so scary
34:21You have this great talent for making the best of what life gives you
34:27But sometimes it makes you accept whatever you have
34:31I mean
34:32Being scared of what's out there past the bed is okay
34:36But just don't let it keep you from making that first step off the mattress
34:47Oh, don't talk, just listen
34:48What's wrong?
34:49Already talking
34:50One thing about AA is that I have to be honest
34:53Like it is crucial for my sobriety
34:55But then I ran into Ben and Kate on the street
34:57And I saw Daisy for the first time in forever
34:59And I had to lie to them again
35:02Like right to their faces
35:03It was hard
35:04And I wanted a drink
35:08Like bad
35:11And I thought I had this whole thing under control
35:13But it turns out I do not
35:16Which maybe that's the point
35:19So I called my sponsor
35:21Honestly, this whole thing is weird
35:22And it's scary and hard
35:24But I have to be honest
35:28So now that the baby is safe
35:30I want to tell Ben and Kate the truth
35:34Like all of it
35:37And I know you have feelings about this
35:39So you can come with me
35:41If you want
35:43Or if you don't
35:44That's also fine
35:49Let's go
35:56Alright, you know what
35:57Let's switch gears
36:00Ask her something only the two of you would know
36:02Something from your childhood
36:03Fifth grade
36:06What?
36:07I was just thinking about it
36:10Okay
36:11What about it?
36:13Us
36:14Like fond memories
36:16Like that time on the playground
36:19Remember?
36:20On the swings
36:20I was crying
36:22And you came over to console me
36:24You remember what you said?
36:31Don't worry
36:31No one saw you pee yourself
36:33That time
36:35Oh, so you
36:36You do remember
36:42Oh, it's work
36:43I'm gonna take this outside
36:46I'll be right back
36:47Okay
36:53Jules is not the mantid, sir
36:56No one but her would remember that story
36:58You might not want to hear this
37:00But your profile said the mantid was someone close to the investigation
37:04Deputy
37:05Don't finish that
37:06I don't want it to be Lena either
37:08And it probably isn't
37:10But you have to admit it would fit
37:16There's only one way to find out
37:30Father
37:33What, no corpse?
37:35Nothing fun like a severed head?
37:40I take it you failed to kill a human
37:42I chose not to kill a human
37:45You were always the weak one
37:48Now, your brother
37:54Was the strong one
38:00You have got to be kidding me
38:03He did everything I asked of him
38:05But if I'm being honest
38:07What I want from my son
38:09Is to kill
38:11This human
38:12And if he doesn't
38:20I will
38:29When I was an alien
38:30I wanted to kill Max
38:32Very badly
38:32I tried many times
38:34But it feels impossible now
38:36Well
38:41You want me to kill
38:43This?
38:45It's only half a human
38:47He's just
38:49Scraps that you throw away
38:50Well then it won't take long
38:53Kill him
38:54Only him
38:55Then you can be an alien again
38:58And save all of humanity
39:00From the mantid
39:03You're only struggling
39:05With killing the boy
39:07Because
39:07You're human
39:10And once you become one of us again
39:13You won't care that he's dead
39:19I'm sorry Max
39:23Quiet
39:27Close your eyes
39:28Yeah
39:29Close your eyes
39:31I don't want you to get goo in that
39:33I hope I've made you proud
39:40Of some of that
39:41No
39:45Oh
40:02Ah
40:17I forgot how tall I was.
40:22Yeah, I'll let you know first thing in the morning.
40:27Asia Gardner.
40:28How you doing?
40:29I'm good. I'm good. Thank you.
40:32Sorry to hear you and Lena are having some problems.
40:35Yeah, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
40:40Have you noticed anything unusual about Lena's behavior lately?
40:46I know she was a little disappointed the investigation was over.
40:52I think she enjoyed the excitement.
41:02Everything all right, Sheriff?
41:04Uh, yeah, everything's good.
41:10By gosh, I think he's got it.
41:13So what are you doing now? What are you reading my mind, huh?
41:16Get out of my head.
41:17It's so interesting up there.
41:18I don't doubt that, but I need you.
41:20I need you to freeze.
41:21Such a complicated mind.
41:23Not as linear and readable as Deputy Dumb questions in there.
41:27I said freeze, you're shapeshipping some bitch.
41:30What are you going to do?
41:31You're going to shoot an FBI agent right here on the street?
41:34And then what?
41:36Explain that it was a space alien?
41:38I'll shoot.
41:39No, you won't.
41:42But I'll do it for you.
41:54You can't kill me.
41:57But I can kill you.
42:00I'd do it right now.
42:02But a dead sheriff might cause a fuss.
42:06So I'll just do it when I kill the rest of the town.
42:11I'll see you at the mining festival tomorrow.
42:22I heard a gunshot.
42:23What happened?
42:26You had drinks with the damn mantid.
42:28That's what...
42:33You killed your own dad to save me.
42:36And to get my alien energy back.
42:39And to save me.
42:42Yes.
42:44Because even though you said you are not my friend, I am yours.
42:49And this is what real friends do for one another.
42:53Sometimes they kill their own fathers with a fireplace poker.
42:58But you're smiling.
42:59Don't make it weird.
43:08What the f***?
43:09What the f***?
43:11What the f***?
43:11You see, this is why you knock.
43:16How the f*** is, this is what the f*** is.
43:20We all do.
43:21We all do.
43:23You see, this is one of the way you do it for all.
43:24We out.
43:28You, I do.
43:30But Jason guards.
43:36We're still there.
43:41I от the policebere maybe.
43:42But
43:42Bill.
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