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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 09: Tunnel Vision
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien
00:12We gotta put a stop to this thing
00:13Sounds like this mantis planning on turning old mining days into an all-you-can-eat buffet
00:20This is so unfair
00:22Sahar's at the festival helping Harry kill the mantis
00:24I'm the only one that can actually see aliens
00:26Hi, I'm Robert Peterbach's son
00:29Your father is alive
00:30Remember way back when Max said the Newtown doctor is an alien
00:34And you threatened to throw him in jail?
00:35Calera?
00:36Hi
00:37Max?
00:38Max?
00:39Now that you're all here, it's time that we come out with this
00:41Harry is an alien
00:43Just so we're clear, I still don't trust you
00:45You just need to get over yourselves and work together
00:48I'm gonna try to lure it into the mine
00:49Once we bait the mantis into the elevator, we're gonna fry with electricity
00:54Max, just in time, Harry's about to go into the mine
00:56I see it, Jepty Liv is the mantid
01:09Judd Calhoun, you okay in there?
01:12Not great, Bitty
01:13Well, you sit tight now
01:14We got 58 people out here
01:16Plus me, he's gonna get you out
01:1859 people?
01:20To save one miner?
01:22Yep
01:22There's too many people jammed in one tunnel
01:25It's not safe
01:26Get him out of there, it's gonna collapse
01:38Bitty!
01:45Boy, too many people
02:03Humans lived in caves for thousands of years
02:06Until they came out into the light and invented things like beach volleyball and skin cancer
02:13But to change and grow, sometimes humans have to go back into the darkness again
02:19I will come out of this darkness changed
02:22Or maybe not come out at all
02:25Which would be sad
02:26I saved half of my pizza from last night
02:28And I could have just finished the whole thing
02:32Your deputy said she followed a smoking man in here
02:36I do not smell smoke
02:38Yeah, well, Deputy Liv is no liar
02:39So if she says she saw a smoking man, she saw a smoking man
02:43Maybe your nose is all
02:45My nose is on
02:47And it is sucking
02:49All I smell is your fear like rotten fruit and garbage
02:53My fear doesn't have a smell, because I don't have fear
02:55Hell, if somebody was born without fear's scent glands
02:58I could donate mine to them, because mine never get used
03:02Wait, did you step in a raccoon poop?
03:06You know what?
03:07I might have, yep
03:08Yeah, that is a fit
03:10Well
03:12Okay
03:14We might need to split up
03:16Yes
03:18I will go this way
03:21You go back to the entrance and wait
03:23What?
03:24The hell I will
03:25You can play with your phone if you want
03:27That's a no-go, alien doc
03:28I need to lure that thing into my electrified mine-shaft elevator trap
03:32It will kill you before you get to electro-
03:35Oh, really?
03:37I am the only one who is capable of killing a mantid
03:39Oh, yeah? How many have you killed?
03:41With my hands or with weapons?
03:43Either
03:43Well, I would have to count
03:45How long would that take?
03:47I'm done
03:49It's not long
03:50How about you?
03:52About the same
03:53Fine
03:53It is a tie
03:55Fine, and we'll work together
03:56Fine
03:58I'll slow it down with the shotgun
03:59And then you finish it off
04:01Now we just have to decide
04:02Which one of these tunnels to take
04:05All right, yeah, together
04:07Together's best
04:07The truth of the matter is
04:09We come up against that head-eating son-of-a-bitch up in here
04:11Probably don't take both of us to
04:18Damn it
04:20Hey
04:21Go ahead, tell her what you saw
04:23The mantid is Deputy Baker
04:24I saw it going into the mines
04:26Liv
04:27You must have shapeshifted into her at some point
04:29I have to go in and mourn Harry
04:30Absolutely not
04:31It is too dangerous
04:33Um
04:34Okay
04:36You two stay put
04:37I'm going to circle around on the south entrance shortcut
04:39There's a hole in the fence
04:40Teenagers just to go through to party in there
04:44I forget I said that
04:45Okay
04:45Never party in there
04:47Or anywhere
04:49Make good choices
04:53Let's go
04:54What?
04:55There's a shapeshifting alien in there
04:58It's too dangerous
04:58I can't go in
05:01You can't either
05:02I have to
05:04Max!
05:07Please don't die
05:10Hey, all right
05:11Next up
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05:18You know her, you love her
05:19Charmaine Downley
05:20Done
05:22Have you seen Max?
05:24No, isn't he with you?
05:25No, he was
05:25But he jumped out of the car at the gas station
05:27See, this is why I keep wanting money in the budget for a deputy mayor
05:30I've got too much going on to run this town by myself
05:35Oh
05:37Wow, half an inch
05:40Even longer than last year
05:41I dare say by next winter
05:43You'll be sledding in shorts
05:45It's Max
05:46He went into the mine after Harry
05:48The mantid's in there
05:58Harry!
05:59Max!
06:00Deputy Baker is the mantid
06:02She went in here
06:03She must be down one of these tunnels
06:04This is bad
06:06Thank you for telling me it was brave
06:08Now, run!
06:09No!
06:10I want to help
06:12Why does everyone keep telling me I can't?
06:14Because you are a child
06:16Yes
06:16You are tall
06:18And yes, in the evenings you smell like a dead animal
06:21But a child
06:24Plus your father would be mad if I let you die
06:26I will never hear the end of his whining
06:29Max, are you with me?
06:31Max!
06:32You hear that whining?
06:33That's the voice that will haunt my dreams
06:35Go to him
06:36Now!
06:37You have done all you can here
06:39Although you could have brought me a churro
06:42Now go
06:43Now go!
06:43Go!
06:45Go!
06:50Go!
06:52Go!
06:57Dr. Vander Spiegel
06:59There you are
06:59I got totally lost
07:01And the mantid is here somewhere
07:02Have you seen the sheriff?
07:06boo boo you are a bad actor i know you are the mantid and no one even had to tell
07:12me
07:14good i hated being that one oh my god aliens are so cool well now you are one honey enjoy
07:23anyway i was gonna kill you and the idiot sheriff together but now i'll have to do it one at
07:27a time
07:27no it is you who will die one at a time well there's only one of me so
07:32well then i guess i will kill you twice you couldn't even do it once you ran away like a
07:37little bitch i am not the same weak human that you faced the last time you are looking at a
07:43powerful
07:44yet emotionally available alien the one i tricked with free pizza yeah too bad for you i've already
07:51eaten i knew it i knew your ass was working with the mantid he is the mantid shoot him what
07:59no
07:59that is what she is the matter she stole my back to side shoot him shoot her you know me
08:05mike and
08:06you've never trusted harry not since you first met him and said he walked funny that is very mean
08:11you know the truth hurts
08:26time to go up it's time to go up oh where's mommy daddy where's auntie asta are they in your
08:37are they in your nose are they having fun
09:00well look at you sheriff big balls
09:05where's my deputy how did you know i wasn't her because the real deputy leah would never address
09:11me as mike she calls me sir she has too much respect for the hierarchy of rank and you never
09:15really said that i had a funny walk no i did say that i can't even walk behind me it's
09:20very odd i
09:21don't know how to explain it where is she where is deputy leah you mean trodinger's deputy oh i don't
09:27want to ruin the surprise what is wrong with my walk who the hell is schrodinger when is that the
09:37kid
09:38that played the piano on peanuts no it meant the concept in quantum physics where until we see deputy
09:43live she is both alive and dead at the same time okay well i choose alive who choose dead i
09:48think it
09:49meant it as a joke okay well it wasn't funny it's edgy i don't like edgy comedy i'm more observational
09:54you know like airline food and how people walk and whatnot come on let's go get that get that come
09:59on
10:03i walk normally i see i was i walk i walk normally
10:14max where are you i still don't see how he snuck away with you right there at the pump
10:19i wasn't at the pump i had the guy do it you used full service don't start i mean it
10:25mom dad max
10:28oh my god you're okay i'm sorry buddy you scared us okay let's go we have to get out of
10:34here come
10:34on no i just came to get my taser what no harry needs me the mantid is a shapeshifter it
10:43could be
10:43anyone anyone really you think i'm a mantid i thought you could pump your own gas what do i know
10:50oh my god it's neither of you and i would know since i can see aliens right i'm the only
10:58one who can
10:59help get it we get that you are a son that's what we get now come on no yes you
11:11come with us right now
11:14no allowance when the government hires me because i can see aliens i won't need allowance okay well
11:21then no bike riding okay your bike sours now yeah i'll ride it to work thanks for the bike pretty
11:27sure
11:28they'll hire me a driver so what are we doing i don't know the threats were our only parenting tool
11:38okay okay but we're coming with you yes mom that's so embarrassing
11:42shh oh hun there is a spider right by your head
11:46shh oh hun there is a spider right by your head i'm keeping this
12:18no it's not i have to help harry you go back you can't do this on your own you're not
12:24strong enough
12:25yes i am
12:29wait my dad would never say that you're the mantid
12:34okay awesome
12:36dars
12:39dars the mantid is here i'm lost
12:43is he really you
12:46yes
12:47how can you look great at me here you selfish animal
12:53shut up and show yourself
13:11that was
13:12that was all stuff
13:12i'll stop
13:13there you are
13:15live is the mantid we know did you see her
13:18there you are live is the mantid uh no
13:22i'm not the mantid she is
13:25okay we're not doing this again which is it i don't know why don't you ask him about my funny
13:29walk
13:29shoot her that's the new mantid that one is the mantid
13:39no i'm shooting
13:40oh what is that
13:44he's getting in
13:45max come here
13:48it's stopped all right come on let's go get that sumbitch come on come on
13:52oh it gets away come on come on follow me be careful these rocks just failed
13:59all right come on this is an older cave system
14:06i would not suggest shooting that gun in these caves
14:09okay
14:10careful max
14:15hate where are you
14:24harry you were right look jc is that jesus no it's jed calhoun the lost miner 59 died to save
14:35one
15:02i can't shoot him i don't have a clear shot
15:03i just want to use my phone lights
15:24where are you going
15:35uh
15:41uh
15:46uh
15:47uh
15:47You!
16:06Yeah, Mom, finish it off!
16:09Oh!
16:16Hasta?
16:18Are you okay?
16:20Mm-hmm.
16:22I'm good.
16:45Oh, my God.
16:49Don't get too cocky now.
16:52I was about to die anyway.
16:55You just made it more fun.
16:59Where's my deputy, you son of a bitch,
17:01and why are you still being her?
17:03So you know what she'll look like
17:06when she dies.
17:09What?
17:11No.
17:13When she dies, you hear that?
17:15That means she's still alive!
17:16Yes.
17:18For now.
17:40Oh, my God.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:56Oh, my God.
17:56Oh, my God.
17:57Oh, my God.
18:00It's really not that bad.
18:02I could have just gone to the medical tent at the festival.
18:04No, no, no.
18:04This is good.
18:05Read the place to ourselves.
18:06At the tent, they make you write down how you got injured,
18:08and I never know if Manta is capitalized.
18:12God, I can't believe that you have been doing stuff like today
18:15just every day, and you haven't been able to tell anyone?
18:19Oh.
18:20Not every day.
18:21Some days.
18:23A lot.
18:24Okay, both.
18:25But, you know, I take stuff to sleep.
18:27Oh, God.
18:28Can I have some?
18:29Yes.
18:30Oh, that is definitely a sprained ankle.
18:32Okay, roll up the sock here.
18:33Hold that.
18:34I'll be right back.
18:34Okay.
18:35I have to get a wrap.
18:36Whew.
18:45Oh, God.
18:48What?
18:59Yeah, thank you.
19:00Bye.
19:02Okay.
19:03I called Liv's husband, John, to come in,
19:05and where did you find those mini donuts?
19:07In the mayor's desk.
19:08Ma'am, he told me the vending machine wasn't restocked.
19:10As soon as we find Deputy Liv, I'm gonna call for his impeachment.
19:13If husband John can tell us where she went,
19:15then we can find the mantid's egg sack and end this.
19:19No, no.
19:20We find Liv, then the egg sack, in that order.
19:23It is the same order.
19:25The mantid said it was already dying,
19:27which means that it had completed its life cycle
19:30and its mission.
19:32To mate.
19:33Are you telling me that thing?
19:34Mated with my deputy?
19:35I do not know.
19:36But the eggs take two weeks to gestate,
19:38so there is still time to save her
19:40and to buy a nice gift for her alien baby shower.
19:44I'm getting a breast pump.
19:46I tried to call you.
19:48I was in a mine shaft.
19:50You okay?
19:52I found Agent Gardner.
19:53You found Jules?
19:55Is she alive?
19:56Mm-mm.
20:01Oh, God, no.
20:03And I have seen dead bodies before, Mike.
20:06You know that I have seen dead bodies before,
20:10but this was, this, oh, my God.
20:13Her abdomen was, uh, was open like nesting dolls
20:17and, uh, goo and webbing.
20:20Oh, that's not good.
20:21No.
20:22No, it's not.
20:23Does it seem like I'm putting a positive spin on it?
20:25The empty abdomen?
20:26That is where the egg sack would have been.
20:28So it was Agent Gardner, the mantid impregnated,
20:31not Deputy Eeyore.
20:33Well, that's a good thing, at least.
20:35Yes, it is good that the deputy was not impregnated.
20:38Mantid postpartum depression is a very real thing.
20:41Yeah, no shit.
20:42I'm gonna have it for years now.
20:44Ah-ah!
20:45That's edgy.
20:46Oh, I'm so sorry, Mike.
20:48Sorry about what?
20:50All of it.
20:52Aliens.
20:54Nothing else could have done this.
20:56And-and I should have believed you.
20:58Jules might still be alive,
20:59and now we have to kill all the aliens!
21:01Eh!
21:02Watch it, sister.
21:03Oh, uh, yeah.
21:06Um...
21:07He's one.
21:10Hi.
21:11Listen, I'm glad that you believe me,
21:13but right now we need to find Deputy Liv.
21:15Now, if he didn't need her to mate,
21:17why else would he keep her alive?
21:19I have a theory, but you're not going to like it.
21:32Robert.
21:32Robert.
21:34Uh.
21:41Woof.
21:43Woof.
21:44Wh-w-w-w-w.
21:45Pfff!
21:46Pfff.
21:47Wake up!
21:54Uh.
21:56Are we in your storage unit?
21:58Yeah.
21:59I keep a giant sack of mantid babies, you know, in case I run out.
22:04Whoa.
22:05How'd that happen?
22:06The last thing I remember is that Jules, the mantid one,
22:10followed us back to the storage place and attacked us.
22:13This thing, I have no idea.
22:18I do.
22:20The mantid are a parasitoid species,
22:23meaning they lay their eggs in a host's body,
22:25and then when they hatch, they use that body for food.
22:29Okay.
22:30These eggs aren't in a body anymore.
22:33So when the hungry mantid babies hatch,
22:37their food will have to be...
22:39Us.
22:40Us.
22:51Sheriff, I got your message to camp if I said I could.
22:53Have you heard from Liv?
22:54Not yet.
22:55But we're gonna find her, I guarantee it.
22:56You should not guarantee it.
22:58I guarantee it a hundred percent.
23:02Detective Torres, did your wife tell you where she was going
23:03the last time you spoke to her?
23:05Yeah, she said she was gonna take Robert, the alien tracker's son,
23:07to our storage unit to hide him from the secret government agents
23:10because he thought hybrid humanoid aliens were following him.
23:13That's weird.
23:14She never mentioned having a storage unit.
23:16That is literally the least weird thing in that sentence.
23:18We got it when I had enough of her filling up the garage.
23:20I'm more of a toss-it-out guy, but Liv...
23:21You can talk about your hoarder wife later.
23:24Tell us where the storage unit is before your wife gets eaten by space bugs.
23:28What?
23:28Just go.
23:29Go, go, go.
23:30Bill, you're in in the car.
23:31Come on.
23:35Oster?
23:38Everything okay in there?
23:47Oster?
23:54Oh, my God.
23:57Oster!
23:58Oster!
24:03Oster, wake up.
24:05Oster!
24:07Oster!
24:13All right, now, John, when you open that door, I gotta warn you,
24:16we don't know what we gonna find in there.
24:17Tell him about Schrodinger.
24:18No!
24:19From peanuts?
24:19Just open it and get back, all right?
24:28She kept the brocade set.
24:29We never played it once.
24:31Damn.
24:31That's a bad lead.
24:32So what are we supposed to do now?
24:33If he does not want it, I will take the croquet set.
24:36The cameras were shut off, but we're in the right place.
24:39How do you know?
24:39You found an alien fingerprint or something?
24:41Sort of.
24:41The security guard has no head.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Okay, so we know we're in the right place.
24:46We just gotta figure out what unit they're in.
24:48All right, come on, y'all.
24:49Let's go.
25:00I called Harry.
25:01He's not picking up.
25:03Well, the black stuff in her veins has gone down.
25:04That's probably good.
25:05Yeah, I couldn't see much during the fight,
25:07but I think that's where the mantid grabbed her.
25:09Maybe she got some kind of poison?
25:11Yeah, well, he won't be poisoning anyone else anytime soon.
25:14Kate zapped the crap out of him with the taser.
25:16Well, Harry crushed his head with that miner's pickaxe.
25:19Did Ben tell you we found Jed Calhoun, the missing miner?
25:21Probably gonna be on the news.
25:22Yeah, well, just that part, not the mantid.
25:24Harry sent that through a space portal
25:26to something called the Galactic Housing Council.
25:32We sang Wheels on the Bus.
25:35Nice.
25:37Deputy, you in here?
25:39Left!
25:40Honey!
25:42Left!
25:45Okay, okay.
25:46You gotta split up.
25:47John, you come with me.
25:50Getting worried about the town.
25:52Me too.
25:52If those eggs hatch and multiply,
25:54the council will blame me
25:56and then throw me in the acid pit.
25:58Hey!
25:59I don't care about no damn council.
26:01All I care about is getting my deputy back.
26:02So you use whatever freaky alien powers
26:05you have to make that happen
26:06or you get the hell out of my way
26:07because I'm not losing her.
26:09Do you understand?
26:10You did not let me finish.
26:12They will throw me in the acid pit
26:14and then I will not be able to save the deputy.
26:18There I am now.
26:20I feel like you just added that
26:22so I wouldn't be mad,
26:23but I'm too angry to be mad.
26:25Alien ass mother.
26:30So now what?
26:31Are we gonna split up again?
26:32Harry!
26:34This way!
26:34Hurry!
26:35Asta?
26:36What?
26:39It's this way.
26:40Wait, how do you know?
26:41Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?
26:44Because Asta's dying.
26:52What do you mean Asta's dying?
26:54I think her soul is trying to leave her body.
26:56She is between life and death.
26:59How'd she find you?
27:01I cannot explain it without doing a jingle dance.
27:04She's part of everything now.
27:06I have to leave to stop this from happening.
27:09Okay, look, man.
27:10I get it, all right?
27:11When my mom died,
27:12at that exact moment,
27:13I felt her come to me
27:14and tell me to take care of my dad, okay?
27:16I believe her.
27:17But I don't know what we gonna be up against
27:19when I find my deputy.
27:20And you're the strongest guy here.
27:22That's...
27:23That's just a fact, okay?
27:25So I need you.
27:27Go.
27:29Help him.
27:30Save Liv.
27:32Save everyone.
27:34All right.
27:36For you.
27:37Wow.
27:38For me?
27:39Thanks, man.
27:40I mean, I was just speaking from the heart.
27:41I'm just trying to keep it real.
27:42Not for you.
27:45Not for me.
27:45I thought you just said it was for me.
27:46You ain't got to make up your mind, man.
27:48You're playing games with my heart.
27:52God, I hate this.
27:54I never like crying.
27:58Something the alcohol was good for
28:00is keeping those feelings way, way down.
28:03These days, I'm like a tear fountain.
28:07There's probably enough vodka in there
28:08to serve a wedding reception.
28:10Plus, there's plenty of drugs in here
28:12to help numb the feelings.
28:16But I really want that 30-day chip.
28:22It's a perfect thickness to help our table stop wobbling.
28:27It was a joke.
28:31Apparently, that's another thing I do.
28:33Use humor to cover my fears.
28:36I'm learning so much.
28:38Yay!
28:43It's just different seeing you like this.
28:46Needing help.
28:50I remember the first time,
28:51one of the only times I ever saw you
28:54admitting you got hurt
28:55was when you got hit in the head
28:56with that dodgeball that Katie Murtha threw.
28:59Remember her?
29:00Jesus.
29:02She got held back a grade,
29:04and her parents were German,
29:05so she was the size of a prison guard.
29:08So I knew that all really hurt.
29:11You hated needing anyone.
29:14You hated everyone fussing over you.
29:21I never had that problem.
29:25You know that.
29:28But I need you to take care of you now.
29:35Do what you need to do.
29:39Just live.
29:45Just live.
29:58Austin.
30:02What is going on with me?
30:06What the hell is going on with me?
30:17Hey.
30:18Did you just scoot further away
30:20from the exit of me?
30:21No.
30:22That's stupid.
30:23Shut up.
30:24You can't.
30:25Okay, I'm sorry.
30:26My survival instincts
30:27are very high right now.
30:29Why are you panicked too?
30:32I'm just chill.
30:33Chill.
30:35Chill.
30:37Oh, my God.
30:38No.
30:42No.
30:43No, Nath.
30:44Stop it.
30:44Nath, Nath.
30:45Stop it.
30:46Sir, we're here.
30:47Daddy, if you could hurry.
30:52Move.
30:52Get out of the way.
30:53Get out of the way.
30:54We can't move.
30:55Nathalie, do not shoot the eggs
30:57like the babies will scatter.
30:58There's one.
30:59Oh, oh, Jesus.
31:01Come back here,
31:01you little fetus monster.
31:03Nathalie.
31:05God, this weapon's like metal.
31:07Vivi.
31:08John.
31:09Oh, Lena, you got a knife?
31:11Of course.
31:11Oh, and that's why I love you.
31:13Cut him loose.
31:13Eat shit, you little gristle pig.
31:15Taste the bottom of my foot.
31:17More than a hatchet.
31:18Okay, you know what?
31:19This is taking too long.
31:20Let's just drag him out
31:21and lock the outer door.
31:22Yeah, that's not going to work.
31:23No, they will escape.
31:25I mean, what are we supposed to do?
31:26Ah!
31:31Oh!
31:31Oh!
31:31Oh!
31:32Oh!
31:33Oh!
31:42Well, that's new.
31:44I accessorized it.
31:46Dad?
31:52Robert.
31:54Robert.
31:57My son.
32:03That's a robot, man.
32:05Yes.
32:05Yes, it is.
32:06Hey, where's Harry?
32:11So what's happening to her?
32:13The infection from the mantid scratch
32:15is trying to release her life force
32:17from her body.
32:18But Joseph got mangled by the mantid.
32:19Why didn't that happen to him?
32:20Maybe because Joseph's part alien?
32:22Yes.
32:24And since I'm immune, too,
32:28I will transfuse her with my blood.
32:32If she can survive that,
32:34your blood will save her.
32:36Yes, that.
32:38I'll kill her.
32:51Creatures of all kinds
32:52find ways to change.
32:54Birds were once dinosaurs.
32:56A caterpillar turns into a chrysalis
32:59and comes out a butterfly.
33:01People go into spa retreats
33:03and come out vegetarians.
33:05I do not want Asta to change.
33:07I like her the way she is.
33:10But as long as she is alive anywhere,
33:13I will be happy.
33:21How's she doing?
33:22Any changes?
33:26She will live.
33:29Good.
33:31Are you sure?
33:32Yes, I'm a doctor.
33:34Not really.
33:35More than you.
33:36Still no.
33:40It's in Asta's hands now.
33:43Yeah?
33:45You're not worried?
33:47Sure I am.
33:49I don't want her to go.
33:53I tried to take Harry out more than once
33:56if he got her hurt.
33:58But here we are.
34:00And my people know
34:02that we only walk here
34:03on Mother Earth
34:04for so long.
34:06It's a gift.
34:09Not a guarantee.
34:13When my father was dying,
34:17he was so calm.
34:19I figured it was because of the morphe.
34:22But he took my hand and he said,
34:25I'm just waiting here for my horse to come
34:28and pick me up.
34:33And then I'm going to leave.
34:37I'm ready to go.
34:42I can wish for Asta to stay here.
34:51She has a lot more to do here, I think.
35:00But it's the person who's on the edge of life
35:03who gets to decide
35:07how it will go.
35:21She will live.
35:26You're a good man, Doctor.
35:42How's the ankle feeling?
35:44Now you should go sit.
35:46Yeah, I'm okay.
35:47It's probably adrenaline.
35:53So,
35:55about Max.
35:57Yeah, I know.
35:58You should have some consequences
35:59for jumping out of the car
36:00while you're having someone pump your gas.
36:03No.
36:05We need to admit that he's right.
36:07About?
36:08About what he said to me in the car today
36:10while I was paying a total of 48 cents more
36:13to not get gas on my shoes.
36:14Mm-hmm.
36:17Look, he has a gift.
36:20Today we watched our son save people's lives,
36:22including ours.
36:24I know, right?
36:25Yeah.
36:26Same kid who's never even finished a book report.
36:29Yeah.
36:30We've been trying to protect him
36:31and guide him in a book report world
36:33when he's been out there living...
36:38who he is.
36:40But, you know, he couldn't tell us who he is
36:41because he knew that we wouldn't let him be that.
36:43So, again, bad parents.
36:47No.
36:48You know, what kind of parents
36:50let their kid go out fighting aliens?
36:52I'm just trying to keep up.
36:54Yeah, me too.
36:55This shit's not on the mommy blog.
36:56Yeah.
36:57But we are so lucky.
36:59Today we saw him.
37:02You know, who he is.
37:04Yeah.
37:07And we saw me.
37:08I mean, did you see me?
37:09Yes.
37:10You know, not even afraid is very sexy.
37:13Oh, I was so afraid.
37:14But I didn't let it stop me.
37:17I want to live like that all the time.
37:20Not letting fear stop me.
37:22I love it.
37:25Maybe you can teach me that.
37:27Hey, I'm not a miracle worker.
37:30Hey.
37:31Asta's awake.
37:36I'm so glad you did not die.
37:39Yeah, me too.
37:42Oh, it's like Wizard of Oz.
37:44Everyone I love around my bed.
37:47Oh.
37:48Is this the perfect time to speak to all of you together?
37:53Who here thinks I have a funny walk?
37:56No, that is not true.
37:58That's more shit.
38:00How is it funny?
38:01Well, I don't know.
38:02It's kind of like a giant toddler.
38:04Yeah, a bit like a drunk one.
38:06Yeah, chasing after a duck.
38:08A duck?
38:09Ducks are the stupidest birds.
38:11Everybody out!
38:12The patient needs to rest.
38:14Or else, you know, she'll die.
38:17Okay.
38:18Try to drive up.
38:22Oh, Kate, I never did your leg.
38:25Oh, that's, I'm fine.
38:26I'm going to grab an ace bandage
38:28and self-medicate like a sorority pledge.
38:29Okay, please put ice on it.
38:31Can I put the ice and bourbon first?
38:33Yeah, even better.
38:40So I wanted to say to you...
38:41I heard you.
38:43You did?
38:44Yeah.
38:47I heard it all.
38:50I saw it all.
38:53It was forwards and backwards.
38:58It was like there wasn't even a now.
39:01It was just always.
39:05It's hard to explain.
39:09But we're good.
39:12We're so good.
39:14I am.
39:21I knew I would never find Robert by just wandering the earth.
39:28Plus, every time I get wet, I glitch.
39:31I have to put myself in rice.
39:33I figured that those government folks
39:34had kept an eye on Robert this whole time.
39:36I knew it.
39:38So I turned on my tracker,
39:39I let them find me,
39:40and I made a deal.
39:42They get me to Robert,
39:43and I will help them when they need me.
39:45Well, lucky us,
39:47because y'all got here just in time.
39:49But now that you've found me,
39:50you can just switch your tracker off again.
39:52Well, that wouldn't be the right thing, Robert.
39:54Maybe that's how other kidnapped boys behave,
39:57but not my son.
40:00Sorry, Dad.
40:02Okay, we need to go.
40:04I just called in the security guard's death,
40:05and this is about to become a crime scene.
40:07Oh, well, Sheriff, Liv,
40:10thank you for everything.
40:12You've been true friends.
40:14Okay, now I'm gonna cry.
40:18Thank you for everything.
40:21I mean it.
40:24Let's go, son.
40:29So, uh, where'd John go?
40:32Getting his golf clubs out of the storage unit.
40:34I knew he'd want to play again.
40:36Mm-hmm.
40:37Well, deputy,
40:38you finally saw an alien.
40:40And not in human form,
40:42but, you know,
40:43with the whole alien body and head and everything, huh?
40:46Congrats.
40:48Congrats?
40:49The little bastards tried to kill me.
40:51I don't ever want to hear the word alien again.
40:58Damn.
41:00Okay.
41:01Like a bird
41:05on the wire
41:06I feel buzzy
41:09and so hungry.
41:12That is the effect of my blood.
41:16Mm.
41:16Well, thank you for your alien blood,
41:18which is a normal thing to say now, I guess.
41:21You are welcome.
41:24Can I have some of your pie?
41:28Are you okay?
41:29No.
41:30Okay.
41:32You know,
41:32it was so strange.
41:36The infection released me,
41:38and I felt free.
41:41Like flying?
41:43Untethered.
41:44Like, high above everyone and their problems.
41:48Hmm.
41:48You could just say like a bird,
41:50because I would understand that.
41:52But more than that,
41:54it was like I could see their problems,
41:55but I didn't have to fix them.
41:57That was different.
41:59Different for me, anyway.
42:02God, is that selfish that I liked it?
42:03You are not selfish.
42:05You are giving.
42:07You should give to yourself now.
42:09Yeah, that's what Darcy said, too.
42:13Maybe I should give a little something to myself.
42:16It's not a bad idea.
42:18Maybe a spa retreat.
42:20But do not come out a vegetarian.
42:24That's a common thing.
42:27I'm glad you said that.
42:30Not that part, but, um...
42:33I think to have the feeling that I had,
42:38for real, you know, the freedom,
42:41I need to let my heart find where it belongs.
42:47I need to leave here.
42:52I'm sorry.
42:53Don't be.
42:56It's okay.
42:58It is?
43:00Yes.
43:04After hearing Dan talk about
43:06how little time we have on the planet,
43:07or any planet...
43:12I need to go now.
43:14I do not belong here anymore.
43:18I need to be with Heather.
43:31We're leaving.
43:33Time is like fire.
43:35It can harden things like rocks and bread,
43:37or soften them like butter and hearts.
43:40There.
43:41Not all change is the same.
43:43But all things change.
43:45No.
43:46But then...
43:47Harry, no.
43:49Lasta came close to death
43:51to learn what she wants,
43:52and I came trillions of miles to Earth.
43:55Now the threats here are gone.
43:57We can both finally be
43:59what our journey through fire has made us.
44:01Who we were meant to be.
44:05They're here.
44:21Bill.
44:34Bill.
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