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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 08: Mine Town
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00:11Previously on Resident Evil
00:18Welcome again to my podcast where I will discuss the search for Peterbott's son, Robert
00:23Good work, deputy. It's the alien stuff. It's all connected
00:26The mantid might still be alive
00:28You can't kill me
00:29But I can kill you
00:31And how's the lady wrong?
00:33Sorry, the kick like a little fancy dancer
00:35I decided to stop drinking and I found an AA meeting
00:38So now that the baby is safe, I want to tell Venegate the truth
00:42You killed your own dad to save me
00:44Don't make it weird
00:48What the?
01:02Hey, looks like I gotta pack up
01:06Fuck!
01:14Thank you
01:15Fuck!
01:42You comfortable in there?
01:47Sorry, Jules, you can't come with me, but you've been such a good host.
01:53Oh!
01:57Oh!
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:03Oh!
02:08Oh!
02:09Oh!
02:09Oh!
02:12Oh!
02:13Oh!
02:28Oh!
02:37Oh!
02:40Oh!
03:09Oh!
03:09Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:36Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh!
03:57What the hell is that thing?
03:58This isn't my son!
04:00I don't call your son a thing.
04:02Calls me a shaved squirrel, pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad.
04:12No more screen time!
04:13What the hell is happening?
04:15There's little aliens?
04:17Mm-hmm.
04:17There's praying mantis aliens?
04:19Why not?
04:19On earth?
04:20Yeah.
04:20How could you keep this all a secret?
04:23Buddy, you didn't think to tell us that the town doctor is an alien?
04:26You know, he prescribes Adderall, but sometimes won't.
04:30I did tell you.
04:32You told me I was broken and wanted to send me to a school in Georgia for special kids.
04:40Maybe it was a nice school.
04:42Mm-hmm.
04:42You know, they, they, they had horses.
04:46They did.
04:48Does anybody want coffee?
04:50Dinglebutt?
04:52Oh, I call him that too.
04:54Ha!
04:56Lena, it's me.
04:57I was right about Jules being an alien, okay?
04:59So could you just give me a call when you get this message and just know I'm pretty sure
05:02Cleetus is farting because he misses you.
05:04Okay?
05:07Did you get a hold of her?
05:08She thinks I'm crazy.
05:09I mean, you know, I sit in the car for hours stalking a woman, she goes out for a cigarette,
05:13I put a bullet through her, and I'm the crazy one?
05:16I'm still trying to process that I had drinks with a mantid, and she stuck me with the bill.
05:21What a B-I-T-C-H.
05:22You know what?
05:23She's a murderer.
05:24I'll just say bitch.
05:28Did you, uh, you send a car over to Lena's?
05:30Yeah.
05:31They're keeping an eye on her.
05:33They also searched Jules' house, found nothing.
05:36She's gone.
05:36We gotta put a stop to this thing.
05:38Old mining day starts the day after tomorrow, and sounds like this mantis
05:41landing on turning it into an all-you-can-eat buffet with me as a side dish.
05:45I'm not some damn floppy broccolini.
05:47Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked potato with extra bacon.
05:50Damn, now I'm hungry for something as delicious as myself.
05:54So you lied when you said that Harry wasn't an alien.
05:57He wasn't an alien then?
05:58My life has been a rollercoaster.
06:01Hi.
06:02We need to talk.
06:03Why do humans have so many knock-knock jokes if they never knock-knock?
06:07We saw your car outside.
06:08You guys just hanging out?
06:10That's us.
06:10We're the, uh, family who hangs out with the town doctor who, uh, happens to be an alien.
06:15Remember your therapy.
06:16Go to your happy place.
06:18What?
06:18Uh, they saw Max hugging me in my alien form after I killed my father.
06:23His corpse is under that blanket.
06:26I got my alien energy back after the tube fell out of his crotch and it broke.
06:32Big day.
06:33Normally that would be a lot to take in, but it's disturbing how not disturbing all that sounds.
06:38Hmm.
06:39Well, you know what's really disturbing is the fact that this whole time the two of you have known about
06:43our baby and you didn't tell us.
06:44That's why we're here.
06:45We decided to finally tell you guys everything.
06:47We just came to tell Harry first, but you're already here and he told you so.
06:52Two birds, one stone.
06:53You really expect me to believe that?
06:54Keeping this a secret from you, Kate has been torture for me.
06:58Oh, I'm sorry.
06:59I'm sorry that lying to us about our baby has been so tough for you.
07:02What, what can I do to ease your pain?
07:04Hey, hey, hey, look.
07:05I know this is all really upsetting, but Darcy's been through a lot lately.
07:08It's okay.
07:09It's all right.
07:10I'm, I'm sober now.
07:11You're sober?
07:12Well, that's great.
07:14Yeah, thanks.
07:14I've been going to AA, so.
07:15Oh, I, sorry, I just thought you meant you were sober right now.
07:20So you assume I'm always drunk?
07:21Your coffee mug says wine time.
07:23That was a gift from you.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:25Why would I leave patients to see the world when I have all the excitement I need right here?
07:30I, I know you're mad, but we were just trying to protect Daisy.
07:33You named our baby?
07:35You were planning on leaving patients without telling me?
07:37What?
07:37Oh, no, um, just something my dad brought up.
07:40Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, okay?
07:42I swear we were going to tell you guys, but it wasn't safe.
07:45The Greys were watching you, okay?
07:47And Harry said...
07:48Yes, of course.
07:49Harry, who apparently is an alien, making decisions like he knows what's best for our family.
07:54Well, guess what?
07:54He doesn't.
07:55Harry is the one who convinced the Greys to leave your baby alone.
07:58He literally put himself up as collateral.
08:00And he killed his own father to save me.
08:02And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace poker doing it.
08:05Well, despite your many sacrifices, I would really appreciate if you would leave my family alone from now on.
08:10You were in my house.
08:11I mean it, okay?
08:12Hey, why don't we call Sheriff Mike?
08:14We'll see what he thinks about it.
08:15You cannot tell anyone, especially Mike and Liv.
08:17Harry is trying to stop the mantid.
08:19The last thing he needs is Mike and Liv slowing him down.
08:21Sorry, no, I cannot lie to Mike.
08:23He always knows I won't be able to look him in the eye.
08:26I would poke your eyes out, but my fireplace poker is stuck in my dead father.
08:43Ben, hey, we need to talk.
08:53Didn't you hear me?
08:53He said we need to talk.
08:55Hmm.
08:56Last night, I came face to face with the mantid.
08:59Hmm.
09:00I think it read minds and shapeshift.
09:01And guess who it shapeshifted into?
09:03Hmm.
09:03Jules Gardner.
09:06I knew it.
09:07You know, I knew the second she stole my girlfriend, she was a monster.
09:10No, no, this isn't Jules.
09:12This is the mantid.
09:12The real Jules is probably dead.
09:14Yeah, well, we all make choices.
09:18What's going on with you, huh?
09:20Why do you keep looking away from him?
09:22Uh, don't know what you're talking about.
09:25Nothing's going on.
09:26Okay, so if nothing's wrong, then why can't you look me in my eyes and say that?
09:30I don't want to take advantage of the power dynamic.
09:34Well, there can't be any power dynamics when there's no dynamics.
09:38It's just power, and it belongs to me.
09:40I radiate power.
09:41You're just a figurehead.
09:42Ugh, wrong.
09:43You know, I approve budgets, make proclamations.
09:46I am the last word in who wins the chili cook-off every year.
09:50And I came up with the new town motto, small town, big hearts.
09:54You know, I pretty much run this town.
09:56Good.
09:57Then cancel old mining days.
09:59What?
10:01Uh, that's impossible.
10:03Every hotel in town is booked.
10:04Including the one where the mansion ate the guy's head?
10:06I'd have to petition the town council, and they don't meet until next week.
10:10But come on, hang on here.
10:12Uh, you know, as mayor, I will use every weapon in my arsenal to protect the townspeople.
10:20Okay, so just the megaphone and the oversized gavel you use to call meetings to order.
10:25It's not oversized, it's proportional to the gavel block.
10:28Sure it is.
10:30Well, let's just hope the new town motto doesn't become small town, overcrowded cemeteries.
10:35Well, it wouldn't, because the town slogan is up to me.
10:44Humans should not be afraid of change.
10:46They need to learn how to adapt, like I did when I lost my alien energy.
10:51And that time the diner ran out of pie.
10:53I did not cry about it.
10:54I just followed the man who ordered the last piece and left a note on his car that said,
10:58Pie Pig.
10:59Ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:00Look at me!
11:01Whee!
11:09Whoa!
11:10What is all this?
11:11Your father was right.
11:12We should see the world.
11:14Here are some cities we can move to after we leave Patience.
11:16Look, New York City.
11:18Detroit!
11:19New Haven.
11:20Oh, okay.
11:21Are you just listing pizza cities?
11:23Chicago.
11:24Deep dish.
11:25Oh, Harry.
11:26I told you.
11:27My dad just brought it up.
11:28I'm not leaving Patience.
11:30And if I did, I'd go alone.
11:33Alone?
11:33How could you go without me?
11:36If I went to my home planet, I would bring you with me.
11:39Then I'd die, because I need oxygen to breathe.
11:42But we would be together!
11:44I take it back.
11:46I hate change.
11:57I've got some juice you're going to want to squeeze.
12:00Mike said the mantid revealed itself to him.
12:02One jewel's gardener.
12:04This is bad.
12:05If the mantid thinks its identity has been discovered, it will look for a new host.
12:10I will need your help.
12:12Well, I thought you might say that.
12:14You know, as mayor of this little hamlet, I do have the ability to get things done.
12:19I do not need a shopping center opened.
12:21I meant Max.
12:23I need someone who can see aliens.
12:25Max is a no-go.
12:27You don't need him.
12:28I have my own skill set.
12:29Like what?
12:31I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two minutes.
12:34You are useless to me.
12:43I want Max.
12:44He is my son, and he is off limits.
12:48This is classic bravado.
12:50This defense mechanism to mask the fear of being powerless as a parent.
12:55Don't, don't, don't psychoanalyze me anymore, okay?
12:58You're not even a real doctor.
13:00Which, by the way, I will be expecting a refund for all the times that I paid you for therapy.
13:04If you do not let me use Max, I will tell your wife about your creepy sex dream with that
13:08ancient woman in your office, Deborah.
13:11That wasn't a sex dream.
13:13I was naked, but she had clothes on.
13:15What was the whole thing about all those moles?
13:17She said she looked like a chocolate chip cookie.
13:20And you were hungry.
13:22That's why you got out the milk.
13:24You're a weird, sick little man.
13:28What about doctor-patient confidentiality?
13:31You just said that I wasn't a real doctor.
13:33You're not.
13:34So you can forget about Max.
13:36I will not let you use my son to help you hunt down some dangerous mantid.
13:41This refusal shows growth.
13:46You're finally starting to assert yourself.
13:48I mean, this is incredible progress.
13:52Well, thanks.
13:56Just pay all the way out.
13:57For me, I don't think he's made of them.
14:13This is ridiculous.
14:15I'm so sorry, my wife.
14:15I don't think he's making me a crack in the right man, I'm getting me a crack in the right
14:17Come on.
14:18I'm so sorry.
14:18I'm so sorry, I said I'm so sorry.
14:21You're going to make it sense.
14:21I'm so sorry.
14:21You're so sorry, my boyfriend, I'm so sorry.
14:22Yeah, I'm so sorry.
14:24It's silly.
14:25Well, look at that.
14:27Sir, you might want to see this.
14:31I took this with a trail cam I set up in the Mantid feeding ground.
14:35What is Oster doing in the middle of nowhere, and who is she with?
14:39If the Mantid has been active there, then whoever it is,
14:42it looks like they're trying to cover it up.
14:44Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, though.
14:45Why would Oster want to help that monster?
14:48Maybe it's not about helping the Mantid.
14:51Maybe she's trying to protect whoever that is with her.
14:54Protect him from what, though?
14:55From being exposed?
14:58Because they're not human?
15:02So then, who is this non-human?
15:13Hi.
15:14What can I get you, Sailor?
15:16Remember, just because I'm not drinking doesn't mean you can't.
15:19Somebody's got to keep this place in business.
15:22No, I'm good.
15:23I just need a break from Harry.
15:25Who keeps freaking out about this idea of me leaving town?
15:29Aw.
15:30Why?
15:31It's not like you're actually leaving.
15:33I know.
15:34Stupid.
15:35Totally.
15:39But why is it stupid?
15:41Because you belong here.
15:43Because you belong here.
15:43You know.
15:46And every time I went away, the one thing I always knew was that you'd be here when I got
15:51back.
15:51You're the constant.
15:53Yep.
15:55That's me.
15:57But, you know, if I left, it's not like things would fall apart.
16:00Life would go on.
16:02Wait, are you...
16:05Are you actually considering leaving?
16:07Like, like, for real?
16:09No, I'm not saying I'm doing it.
16:11It's just, I don't know.
16:13Sometimes I wonder what else is out there.
16:22Oh, no, no.
16:24Oh, no.
16:26Oh, please.
16:27Oh.
16:28I'm not going anywhere.
16:29I promise.
16:31Oh, God, babe.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:33I need it, Lars.
16:35I'm leaving.
16:38Okay.
16:39Okay.
16:51Oh, hey.
16:52What can I get you?
16:53Uh, nothing.
16:54I refuse to eat anything from someone who suggested that Astor should leave patients.
16:58Too bad.
17:00Because a fresh apple pie just came out of the oven.
17:06I don't care.
17:08Okay.
17:14I got your note.
17:15Next time, maybe don't leave an envelope that reads top secret in my mailbox.
17:20Okay, okay.
17:21I need Max's help to kill the manton.
17:24So you have to invite him to the festival tomorrow.
17:26No, can't do.
17:27Since his parents found out about you, they barely let him out of their sight.
17:30Well, he can sneak out.
17:32Tell him that now you like him as more than a friend.
17:37Do you have something else you could wear?
17:40Something that says, I feel Philly.
17:43That is a vile scenario.
17:46Oh.
17:46And you don't need Max.
17:48I've been working on an all-organic halal manticide.
17:53Here's the formula.
17:57I am so happy to have my alien energy back.
17:59Without it, I would not understand this and would have to admit that Headscarf Girl is smarter than me.
18:07Are you okay?
18:09Huh?
18:10Yeah, I'm fine.
18:10Just, just, just, okay.
18:12I, this is not bad.
18:16And with a few added elements, I can make this work.
18:23Since Asa's on break, we respectfully wait for her in her office.
18:32While we rifle through her shit looking for clues.
18:46Look at this.
18:48Dear Asa, please accept these earth flowers as a token of my undying love, Sten, Sreely, Joseph.
18:59Asa's the one Joseph was in love with.
19:01First, she's burying shit where the Manton's tromping around now.
19:04She's dating an alien?
19:06That's sus.
19:07With a capital S and a little s.
19:11What are you doing in my office?
19:13How about we ask the questions?
19:14We saw you on a trail cam with someone up in the woods.
19:18And you were both carrying shovels.
19:20It's not a question, that's a statement.
19:23And we found this card from Joseph, who we are investigating.
19:27Not nitpick, but again, not a question.
19:28Look, I have no clue who this Joseph is.
19:32Isn't that the hot cop that proposed to you?
19:38So, it's you and Joseph in the picture.
19:41I guess I'm gonna have to do the heavy lifting around here.
19:45Is this you and Joseph in this picture, question mark?
19:48Fine, yes, that's Joseph with me.
19:51What were you doing with shovels?
19:53Starting a community garden.
19:55What were you growing?
19:56Radishes.
20:00Okay, that tracks me.
20:01You can grow radishes in Colorado in April.
20:02You just a miracle grow?
20:03Compost.
20:04It's organic and better for root vegetables.
20:06That's a good tip.
20:07See, what I do is I bury a dead fish in the dirt.
20:09I learned that from a Snoopy Thanksgiving special.
20:11Maybe you can discuss gardening tips later, question mark.
20:17I hope you're telling the truth.
20:19Not just because we're friends, but because we're cops.
20:26Do you believe her?
20:27Oh, absolutely.
20:28Radishes are cool season crops.
20:30They can tolerate a light frost.
20:32Oh, not about that.
20:33About Joseph.
20:36Absolutely not.
20:37She was way too quick with the room under the bus.
20:39She's covering for another non-human.
20:41But who?
20:43Someone who's been here for a while.
20:47Someone she spends all her time with.
20:58Remember way back when Max said the Newtown doctor is an alien and you threatened to throw him in jail?
21:06Son of a bitch.
21:11It's the new doctor.
21:12He's an alien.
21:14Son of a bigger bitch.
21:21Hot damn.
21:22I can't believe all this time it was right under our noses.
21:25Deputy, take a big whiff.
21:28That is the smell of success.
21:30Or it's just the sharpie ink.
21:32That, too.
21:34We should probably open a window.
21:48Marcy.
21:49Can I come in?
21:51Yeah.
21:57I-I won't be long.
21:58It's okay.
21:59I, uh, just put Bella down.
22:02Bella?
22:02You named her.
22:04Yeah.
22:06Isabella Rose is my grandmother's name.
22:09Oh.
22:11It's beautiful.
22:12It's way better than Daisy.
22:13I mean, who's named Daisy these days?
22:15My aunt's dog.
22:17Love that.
22:18So much better for a dog than a spaceship.
22:22Baby.
22:24So, keeping Bella a secret, it was to protect you and her, I swear.
22:33But that doesn't make it right.
22:35And I-
22:35Look, the other night was a lot.
22:37I was overwhelmed and hurt.
22:40But I know that you were put in an impossible situation.
22:50You're my friend, and I know that we're going to get through this.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Oh, I have something to show you.
22:56Okay?
22:58Okay.
23:02That's her first smile.
23:04That's me giving her a bath.
23:06Um, that's her pulling my hair.
23:08She loves red.
23:09I don't know what it is.
23:11That is her laughing when she farted.
23:13Maybe it's when I farted.
23:15I don't know.
23:16The farting is funny.
23:17Um, you know what?
23:19I actually have some stuff to do today, so now maybe isn't the best time.
23:25What just happened?
23:27Did I do something wrong?
23:29Nope.
23:29I just don't want to do this right now.
23:32I thought we were good.
23:33This isn't about you.
23:34Well, everything was fine, and now you're upset, so obviously it's about me.
23:39Well, is this because you can tell I think Bella is a dumb name?
23:44Um, look, I'm just sad about everything I missed, okay?
23:51And I don't have it in me to make you feel better about yourself right now, so please just go.
24:06Chemistry is the science of change.
24:08Add or subtract just one ingredient, and everything can spiral out of control.
24:12Friendships are no different.
24:14Lasta-leaving patients would act as a catalyst, rapidly destabilizing the balance of our bond.
24:19Hmm?
24:20Much like this formula, which might explode.
24:23I should probably move the snacks.
24:26Harry?
24:28Harry.
24:28Hmm?
24:29Mike and Liv were just at the clinic.
24:32They saw us on a trail cam while we were going over to dig up the mantid.
24:36Your face was blocked in the picture, so I covered for you, but it's only a matter of time before
24:39they figure it out.
24:40I do not need your help, and it's okay if you leave town.
24:43I don't care, because I've replaced you with a new friend.
24:46Little Ostex, hand me that beaker.
24:50Thanks.
24:51We're not friends.
24:52Hmm?
24:52We're just partners in a joint venture.
24:55I'm not leaving patients, okay?
24:57I've got Jay, you know, and Darcy, and my dad.
25:00My life is here.
25:03I heard a lot of names, not mine.
25:07That's okay, because I have little Ostex now.
25:10She's younger than you, so statistically, she will live longer than old Ostex.
25:16Fine.
25:17Have fun with little Ostex.
25:20Sorry.
25:21It's not about you.
25:22You think I don't know that?
25:32Hi, I'm Robert.
25:37I'm Peter Bach's son.
25:40I know.
25:43I, um, heard your podcast.
25:45I just didn't expect to hear my name.
25:47Since my dad died, I didn't expect anyone to be looking.
25:52You better sit down.
25:54There's something you need to know.
26:01Your father is alive.
26:04No, no, that's not possible.
26:07I, uh, uh, I saw him die.
26:11Well, the government revived him?
26:14Like, CPR?
26:16Or?
26:17It's more like Frankenstein.
26:22I, I can't contact him, but the moment I hear from him, I'll tell him you're here.
26:27He'll be thrilled.
26:30Oh, that's, oh, that's, that's incredible.
26:35Until then, can you put me in jail?
26:38What?
26:39What?
26:40Why would you want that?
26:42I think someone's following me.
26:47I, I know you've been through a lot, but I promise I'll keep you safe.
26:56All I can eat, challenge accepted.
27:09Mark, alcoholic.
27:11Thank you, Adina, for inviting me to share.
27:14My sobriety date is June 24th, 1997.
27:19I have a sponsor.
27:20I also sponsor other people.
27:23And most importantly, I have a higher power, which I call God.
27:27We all know the ups, the downs, the drugs, and alcohol, nearly everything.
27:33And now I can see.
27:37Just last night, I went to bed.
27:40No debating on whether I want to live or not.
27:43Just sleep.
27:45Like a person.
27:46I saw someone blow through a stop sign, and I got so angry.
27:52And then it hit me.
27:54I used to do that.
27:56I'd drive drunk with my kid in the backseat.
28:00All the time.
28:02Casey?
28:02I was the best skier in my school.
28:05I had sponsorships.
28:07All of it.
28:08I got kicked off the team.
28:09I lost my scholarship, and I had to come here.
28:12I get that I need to stay sober.
28:14I get that it's my fault.
28:16But what if I stay sober, and I never get back to where I was?
28:23Funny, alcoholic, 11 years next week.
28:26I love you.
28:29So I got a new sponsee recently.
28:32And we really hit it off.
28:34I thought we had a good thing going.
28:35Talking, meeting up, checking in.
28:38But then she went out.
28:39And so I called her and left a message.
28:42Nothing.
28:43Now the old me would have gone over there and tried to fix it.
28:46To be the one who pulled her back.
28:48Then I realized that's making someone else's journey about me.
28:54And I've been down that path.
28:55It's not good.
28:57Not everything is about me all the time.
29:01So yeah, I'm a little sad today, but I'm here.
29:04That's pretty amazing.
29:05I think it's the best of me.
29:13Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, don't tell me I'll live a long time.
29:20You're so old, right?
29:21Very nice.
29:23Come on.
29:24Come on.
29:30Nice turnout, right?
29:32Everyone looks like they're having fun.
29:34Yeah, so do kids in an outdoor bouncy house before a gust of wind rips the safety line off
29:38and little Timmy's a kite.
29:40Should have canceled.
29:41Well, I told you it was too late for that.
29:44Besides, we don't want everyone living in fear.
29:45I'm not worried.
29:51Good afternoon, folks.
29:53And welcome to the Patience Old Mining Days Festival.
29:57Enjoy the festivities.
29:59But remember, the 1800s were a dangerous time.
30:03So have fun.
30:05Laugh with your neighbors.
30:06But also remember, they might be trying to kill you.
30:12Hey, where have you been?
30:13I need your help.
30:14Check me out, dog.
30:15It looks like a tasty nugget.
30:16Something you might drool over.
30:18Not sure where this is going, but it's making me very uncomfortable.
30:21Jules the Manta said she was coming for me, right?
30:23So I just did 500 eyebrow raises so my head would sweat and release pheromone.
30:27Smell them.
30:28See that?
30:29The Manta ain't gonna be able to resist that.
30:31It's just basic science.
30:32It's also basic nonsense.
30:34I gotta get this Manta away from the crowd.
30:37I figure since I'm the bait, I'm gonna try to lure it into the mine
30:40where nobody else can get hurt.
30:41Here, look at this.
30:42There's a shaft by the south entrance that's got a caged elevator, right?
30:47Right next to it is an exposed electrical ground.
30:49Now, I planted a pry bar right by the elevator, so once the Manta is inside,
30:53I'm gonna jam the bar between the electrical wire and the cage.
30:56And that current should fry that mother bugger real good.
30:59Now we just need to find the Manta.
31:01Yeah, well, if Dr. V is an alien, he's connected to the Manta.
31:06So we just watch him, wait until they make contact.
31:09How do you know they're connected?
31:12Well, what are the odds of two aliens being in the same town and not knowing each other?
31:15Isn't it a little racist, assuming all aliens know each other?
31:20Of course it's not racist.
31:21He ain't human.
31:22How's he gonna be racist when they ain't even a part of the superior race?
31:26The hell?
31:28Why is he looking at me?
31:30I'm the looker, he's the looky.
31:31Lookers look, lookies get looked at.
31:33See, if he was human, he would know that.
31:36Stupid alien.
31:37Oh, yeah.
31:41Oh, really?
31:43Guess you got tired of trying to steal my best friend,
31:45so instead you thought you'd steal my costume.
31:47Judy, I don't have time for this.
31:49Of course, Judy.
31:50Hello.
31:50I'm Biddy Henshaw, first female liner in Patience.
31:55I wear the same thing every year,
31:57and I tell the story of Biddy Henshaw for the festival,
32:00and I know you know that because last year you threw a tomato at me.
32:04Are you even wearing panties made out of burlap?
32:07Yeah, that's what I thought.
32:13Why are you staring at the sheriff?
32:16Because the mantid is hunting him,
32:18and once it appears and attacks,
32:21I will squirt it with my mantis.
32:24You mean my mantis side?
32:26We will settle ownership
32:27once my legal team has reviewed the contract.
32:30Hi, okay, what is the plan here?
32:33How are you going to kill the mantis
32:34with all these people around?
32:35Little Osta, could you please tell
32:37this time-traveling newsie
32:39that she is a bad friend,
32:41and I'm not talking to her?
32:43Little Osta, could you tell this alien toddler
32:46to quit pouting because we have bigger things to deal with?
32:49I refuse to be a part of this dysfunctional triangle.
32:51You know, maybe real friends support their friends
32:54no matter what they choose to do
32:55because, I don't know,
32:56they just want them to be happy.
32:58Yes, or maybe real friends do not abandon you
33:01after you have planned an entire
33:02Pizza City future for them.
33:05Uh, guys?
33:07Where'd Sheriff Mike go?
33:10Pizza, it's your fault
33:11because you distracted me.
33:13And now I want pizza.
33:15I don't know what is going on with him.
33:17I told him I'm not even planning on leaving town.
33:20I get it.
33:21Chasing dreams isn't easy.
33:22I ventured out into the great unknown.
33:25It's tough out there.
33:27Okay, I'll take that under advisement.
33:29For now, we need a real plan.
33:31Harry has a plan.
33:32He's using Sheriff Mike as bait
33:34and once the mantid goes after him,
33:36he's going to blast it with my manticide.
33:39Mike stalking Harry.
33:41Harry tailoring Mike.
33:42It's ridiculous.
33:46Hey, kid.
33:47Do you know if any of these booths
33:49sell cream for a butt rash?
33:55This is so unfair.
33:57Zahar's at the festival
33:58helping Harry kill the mantid
33:59and I'm going grocery shopping
34:01with my mom and baby space sister.
34:02Please don't call her that.
34:04Or Moon Baby or Starship Sally.
34:06You'll give her a complex.
34:08I'm the only one that can actually see aliens.
34:10It's the one thing I'm good at.
34:12I told you,
34:13your dad and I will not risk
34:15anything happening to you.
34:16Nothing to unhappening.
34:17I've got protection.
34:19What the hell is that?
34:20It's a taser that can zap aliens.
34:23Okay, that is it.
34:25All right?
34:25No more alien hunting.
34:27You were grounded.
34:28You were so grounded from everything.
34:32Delero?
34:32Hi.
34:33Uh, yes.
34:35And could you check
34:36the tire pressure suit, please?
34:38Thank you so much.
34:41Max?
34:42Max?
34:55Jules?
34:57You here?
35:02I called a bunch of times.
35:04I called a bunch of times.
35:11I'll be there.
35:19I'll be there.
35:43Let's go.
35:51Let's go.
36:20I'll be on the bench tonight.
36:23I don't need to be there.
36:24When your torch is burning bright.
36:27Cause it's throw that rocket.
36:29Hide your hand.
36:31Everybody's got to choose a side again.
36:35Define and conquer.
36:36That's the game, my friend.
36:38There ain't nothing new under the sun.
36:42Come on now, let's call it over.
36:45Well, well, well.
36:48Look who's crawling back.
36:50I came for the meat, not the man.
36:52Deep fried beats grudges every time.
37:04I know who you are.
37:05Your secret's out.
37:06Your secret is out.
37:09Your nightmare is about a cupcake monster that's going to bite off your butt.
37:13Hey!
37:13Hold on, I told you that in Sanctity of Therapy.
37:15You can't be saying that shit out in public.
37:18Deputy, what are you doing here?
37:19I thought we agreed to split up.
37:20I know, but Asta grabbed me and honestly, she's stronger than she was.
37:24Okay, now that you're all here.
37:25The other day, you asked me about the person in the trail cam.
37:28Well, it wasn't Joseph.
37:30It was Harry.
37:30And it's time that we come out with this.
37:38Harry is an alien.
37:39They know.
37:40We know.
37:40We figured it out.
37:41What?
37:41But thanks for confirming you've been hanging out with a shady-ass alien.
37:44Shady?
37:45Like a cupcake monster?
37:46He shits your goddamn mouth.
37:48Oh, shut it.
37:49Harry is a lot of things, okay?
37:51He's annoying and selfish, and he is easily distracted by turkey legs.
37:54But he is not shady.
37:55He's a really good alien.
37:57And he's got pretty awesome powers.
37:59And you just need to get over yourselves and work together.
38:02Hey, if you'll excuse me, I have to go tell Biddy Henshaw's story.
38:08Just so we're clear, I still don't trust you.
38:10And I don't usually work with a partner.
38:13Right, because I'm just his emotional support deputy.
38:33Uh, Kate?
38:36Garci, I-I really have to go.
38:38I just need a second.
38:39About the pictures, I realize now it wasn't about helping you.
38:42It was about me.
38:45I guess I kind of have a habit of making things about myself.
38:49I didn't see it then, but I-I do now.
38:53So, if you don't want me around, I get it.
38:57But just know that I'm here for you.
39:02For you.
39:03However that looks.
39:18Can you watch her for me?
39:19I've got to go find Max, and I need to leave her with someone I can trust.
39:23Yeah, of course.
39:24Hi.
39:26Hi.
39:27Hi.
39:27Hi.
39:30I'm gone for a while.
39:32Here's, uh, here's my house.
39:33Oh, I already have one.
39:36Great.
39:37Thanks.
39:43Hi.
39:44Hi, Isabella.
39:46Hello, Bella.
39:48Hey, Bill.
39:49How's it going, Bill?
39:50Probably should get a nickname or something.
39:53How about Daisy?
39:53Yeah, don't tell your mom.
39:55You ever feel like the world is daring you to make a move?
39:59Like every step forward is a fight,
40:02and every step back is surrender.
40:06For me, Biddy Henshaw, that's what it felt like
40:10when I packed up what little I had and headed out to Patience in the 1800s.
40:15I was a widow with two kids,
40:18leaving the only home I'd ever known behind.
40:22All I had was a sliver of hope that something better might be waiting for me out there.
40:28And when I got to Patience,
40:31I didn't find much.
40:33But I found a way.
40:35I became a minor.
40:37The first female one, I might add.
40:45I wonder if Biddy ever felt scared before leaving.
40:49She must have, right?
40:51Maybe she felt stuck,
40:53held in place by fear,
40:57just not knowing what else was out there.
41:02Who knows if she ever knew for sure what the right choice was.
41:07But she made one.
41:10And she didn't let herself stay stuck forever.
41:16I guess that's what really matters.
41:21Again?
41:29She's got a blowing finger.
41:32You know, it can levitate stuff with your mind.
41:33Is that strictly an E.T. thing?
41:35That's offensive.
41:37What if I asked,
41:38do all sheriffs have a badge and a gun?
41:41We do.
41:42Oh.
41:43Well,
41:45mine just does this.
41:47This one does this.
41:48Listen, listen.
41:49Once we bait the mantle into the mine
41:52and into the elevator,
41:54we're going to fry it with electricity.
41:56Right?
41:56You know,
41:57if we save the town,
41:58maybe they'll even build a statue
42:00of us in the town square.
42:01I prefer a memorial plaza
42:03with an eternal flame.
42:04No, no.
42:05Flames are too flashy.
42:05Plus, they go out.
42:06A statue?
42:07Statues forever.
42:08You can push over a statue.
42:10Not mine.
42:11I'm going to design it myself,
42:12and I'm going to make it 8% bigger
42:13than my actual size.
42:14See, that's the sweet spot
42:15where people look at it,
42:16and they say,
42:16oh, my goodness.
42:17I didn't know he was that big.
42:19But not so big
42:20that they say,
42:21oh, my goodness.
42:21This guy's compensating.
42:23Sheriff,
42:24I just saw a suspicious-looking man
42:25heading into the mine's north entrance,
42:27and he was smoking a cigarette.
42:2910-4, deputy.
42:30Keep your eye out.
42:31We're going to go in.
42:32All right, doc.
42:33Get your game face on.
42:36Is there time for more turkey leg?
42:38No.
42:40All right, come on.
42:43Max, just in time.
42:44Harry's about to go into the mine.
42:46Harry, wait!
42:54I see it.
42:55I see the mantid.
42:59That's just Deputy Liv.
43:04No, it's not.
43:10Deputy Liv is the mantid.
43:16If it isn't you now,
43:19then you're waiting your turn.
43:20You go on.
43:22I'll be on the bench tonight.
43:24I don't need to be there.
43:26When your torch is burning bright,
43:28cause it's throw that rocket.
43:30Hide your hand.
43:33Everybody's got to choose a side again.
43:36Divide and conquer,
43:38That's the game, my friend.
43:40There ain't nothing new under the sun.
43:43Beautiful.
43:44I know, you are.
43:45I know, I don't know.
43:47People are doing office talks.
43:48I don't know.
43:48You do.
43:48I've got to choose people.
43:49Enterprise.
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