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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 06: Soul Providers
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien
00:13Harry needs us to get rid of that
00:15Manted alien body
00:17That's the Manted off our to-do list
00:19You sure this is the spot Mike saw the mantas?
00:21Don't play dumb
00:22We found your tiny hidden camera
00:24Ben?
00:24The cookie girls
00:25What cookie girls?
00:27The aliens, the ones who took our baby
00:28Someone has to watch the diner
00:30While you play the music festival
00:32Are you doing the bank drop for the bar?
00:34Can you do mine too?
00:35There's two grand in here
00:36And I need to deposit it
00:37So I can do payroll tomorrow
00:38Ask this money
00:39Being human sucks
00:40Heather and my bird babies
00:42They're gone
00:42I still want a family
00:44You have family
00:45Here's to being friends
00:50Harry?
00:57Who the hell are you?
01:01Where is Ospen?
01:07You, known on Earth as Harry Van Der Spiegel
01:12Stand before the Galactic Housing Council
01:15The supreme cosmic authority in the universe
01:19This assembly is called to order
01:22The Housing Council
01:23A galactic body so powerful
01:25They can transport you to their chambers mid-pie
01:27You have been summoned
01:29Because the grey aliens
01:30Have brought charges against you
01:32They've sent a legal representative
01:34To argue their case
01:36Happy to be here, Gary
01:37Good to see you, Cedric
01:38How are you?
01:39Wait a second
01:39You two are friends?
01:40Gary, I do not think that that is fair
01:42Silence!
01:43You cannot call me Gary
01:45Only my in-laws can call me Gary
01:48One jolt for insolence
01:49Jolt
01:50The hell is it?
01:52No!
01:54Oh, son of a bitch
01:58Cursing will also not be tolerated
02:00No
02:03Son of a
02:06Lady
02:08who is not
02:09nice
02:10really just misunderstood.
02:13You stand accused of the following.
02:15Refusing to leave Earth,
02:16sabotaging the Grey's Yellowstone operation,
02:19kidnapping a human infant,
02:21harboring a Grey stowaway known as Bruce,
02:23and worst of all, unleashing
02:25a manted alien into the universe.
02:30Allegedly.
02:31If found guilty,
02:32you will be sent to Morea.
02:36Not Morea!
02:37It is a slow, agonizing death
02:39in a noxious acid pit
02:411,000 times more acidic than the warmest
02:43cola drink. Impossible to escape.
02:45Like one of those diseased ball pits
02:47at Rat Cheese Pizza.
02:48I almost forgot. I picked up
02:51a little something from Sharon.
02:55Wow, that's nice.
02:57That's really good on my dad.
02:59That's really good.
02:59I knew I was like, you're so comfortable.
03:01This is some bullsh-t.
03:04Free Jules!
03:15Harry?
03:20Harry?
03:23Harry, are you here?
03:25Bridget, have you seen Harry?
03:28I don't speak whatever that is.
03:30Um, Harry's gone.
03:32He-he-he disappeared,
03:33like, out of thin air.
03:36What? More cereal?
03:37Don't you have four hands?
03:39Can't get your own cereal?
03:40Okay.
03:45Yes, sure.
03:47No problem.
03:49Good?
03:50Uh-huh!
03:54Okay, take it!
03:57Don't get it.
03:59The money's gotta be here somewhere.
04:02Shit.
04:03Basta.
04:04Probably looking for the money.
04:06Judy, come on.
04:08You're supposed to be helping me find it.
04:10You lost it when we were really drunk,
04:12so I thought I'd get really drunk again to find it.
04:14Will you please help me look for it?
04:18Fine.
04:19Jeez.
04:20I don't know how much.
04:23Sorry, Asta.
04:24I'm gonna have to silence you.
04:26Ugh!
04:27Hey, maybe you took the diner
04:29and the bar money to the bank
04:30and just forgot.
04:32Jude, you're a genius.
04:33Yeah, like sometimes
04:34I'll go to the grocery store really drunk
04:36and forget I even went
04:38and then I open the fridge
04:39and I'm like,
04:39how'd that dead chicken get in there?
04:41Damn it.
04:4459 money's still there
04:45and for some reason this bra.
04:47Oh, me.
04:48That's mine.
04:49Ugh.
04:50Obviously, I didn't go to the bank.
04:52What did we do?
04:54Oh!
04:55Remember I took those sexy-ass selfies of us?
05:00Oh, Jesus.
05:07Ooh.
05:09How much did we drink?
05:10I don't know.
05:11But this morning I peed for so long
05:13that I had to sit down.
05:14Wait.
05:15Look at this one.
05:16There's somebody with us.
05:17Do you recognize those boots?
05:18No.
05:19I like them, though.
05:21They're like the sturdy kind
05:22that makes my foot look normal.
05:24Asta's probably freaking out.
05:25I'm going to tell her
05:26I deposited the money
05:27but the bank made a mistake.
05:28Banks make mistakes all the time, right?
05:30Totally.
05:31That's why I keep all my money
05:32in jars under my mattress.
05:34Well, I could explain your back problems.
05:37Oh.
05:38Regarding count four,
05:39by stealing a baby,
05:42the defendant took property
05:43essential to SHP,
05:46my client's soul harvesting program.
05:49What is a soul?
05:50I heard it talked about on Earth.
05:52Does it have something to do
05:53with sexy time music?
05:54A soul is an immaterial consciousness
05:56with quantum correlation
05:58that gains an eternal life.
06:00Souls transcend the physical realm.
06:02Humans are the only beings
06:03in the universe that have them.
06:04My clients harvest the souls
06:06of human infants
06:07because of their purity,
06:09untouched by life's experiences.
06:11So they can live forever?
06:13In a way,
06:14the greys have a proprietary process
06:16that converts them
06:17into an effective
06:18wrinkle reduction cream.
06:20But the greys
06:21do not even have wrinkles.
06:22Exactly.
06:23It sells itself.
06:24Oh, it also doubles
06:25as a savory dip-in sauce.
06:26I love dims.
06:27Savory dip-in-sauce.
06:28Have you not heard of ranch?
06:30We are willing
06:31to drop the kidnapping charge
06:33if you tell us
06:34where you've hidden the baby.
06:36Baby, yes,
06:37it's right where you wouldn't think.
06:40Up your butt
06:41with the coconut.
06:51The Ute reservation just passed Highway 1.
06:54If you hit the 7-11,
06:56you've gone too far.
07:00I need my alien energy.
07:02You mean this?
07:03There it is.
07:05My alien energy.
07:07I thought it would be purple.
07:09The greys failed to apply
07:10for the proper permits
07:11before taking it,
07:12so we confiscated it
07:13on your behalf.
07:14Oh, give it to me.
07:16Not until you answer
07:17for your most grievous offense.
07:21When you release the mantid,
07:23it stole the greyship
07:24which was tracked to Earth,
07:25where it has commenced
07:27its breeding process.
07:30Soon, the mantids
07:31will take over
07:32the entire planet,
07:33destroying the greys
07:34only sauce of human souls.
07:37And the only way
07:37to stop it
07:38is to kill it.
07:39Look,
07:41I mean,
07:44if you want a dead mantid,
07:47I can get you a dead mantid.
07:50I mean, I'll have to track it.
07:53I'm going to track it
07:54and I'm going to kill it.
07:55And then I will bring you
07:56the mantid
07:57right back here!
07:58Because it is already dead
08:00and I know where it is buried.
08:07The Housing Council
08:08will give me my energy back
08:09when I deliver
08:10the already dead mantid.
08:11Us humans call that
08:12a win-win.
08:13I can't believe
08:14the greys harvest souls.
08:16I think you humans
08:17care too much about souls.
08:19What are they good for?
08:20Other than making
08:21wrinkle cream.
08:23Okay, well,
08:23you're human now too
08:24and there's way more
08:26than that.
08:26My dad says that
08:28the soul is like a thread
08:29woven into everything
08:30around us.
08:31When someone dies,
08:33they become part of the land,
08:35sky, everything.
08:37But if the thread's cut,
08:38it's like tearing a hole
08:40in the world,
08:41destroying the balance.
08:43Like when I pulled
08:44that loose thread
08:45on my sweater
08:46and the sleeve came off.
08:48because your sweater
08:50is exactly as important
08:51as the fabric
08:52of the universe.
08:53I miss that sweater.
08:57I planted trail cams
08:59in the woods
09:00to try and find the mantid.
09:03During the hypnosis,
09:05I saw our baby alive
09:06on a spaceship.
09:07I hear Russell
09:07and I saw that mantid
09:09with my own eye.
09:09That implant they put in me,
09:10I mean, who knows
09:11how long it was there for?
09:12I lost time.
09:13I have an image
09:14of an alien
09:15messing with my pants.
09:16Darcy was on that ship.
09:17Hot damn it,
09:18that there is one
09:19proper evidence board.
09:21I might need
09:21to make one of these
09:22to track down
09:23whoever's swiping
09:23all the fuchsia posters
09:24from the supply room.
09:26Oh, we have a bunch
09:26of fuchsia posters
09:27at the house
09:28if you need some.
09:28Really?
09:32So we have
09:33two aliens out there,
09:35Joseph and that mantid.
09:37Actually,
09:38there might be a third.
09:40Oh, great.
09:41Let's just close
09:42the patient's tourism bureau now.
09:43You mean the trunk
09:44of your car
09:44with those outdated pamphlets?
09:45Well, I just got new ones
09:46and these ones
09:47fold correctly.
09:49Last year,
09:50when Peter Bach
09:51came to town,
09:52he said he was here
09:53because of an alien.
09:55But he never said who.
09:57But Peter Bach
09:58is dead now,
09:59so we'll never know.
10:02Peter Bach is alive.
10:03What?
10:04Oh, my God.
10:06And he can see aliens.
10:07Wait, if he can see aliens
10:09and aliens took our baby,
10:10then maybe he can
10:11help us find her.
10:12You have to get
10:12in touch with him.
10:13Sorry for my safety.
10:14I have no way
10:15of contacting him.
10:16I have to wait
10:17for him to contact me.
10:18His rules.
10:19Okay, well,
10:21that's something.
10:22Yeah.
10:22Gives me a bit of hope.
10:35Asta's not here.
10:36I told Jay to tell her
10:37I was looking for her
10:38when she gets back.
10:39This should buy us
10:40some time.
10:40Okay, well,
10:41I've been researching
10:42like crazy.
10:43Did some Googling.
10:44The boot in the picture
10:45is a Trailblazer XT 1420 lace-up.
10:49The company was founded
10:50in 1985,
10:51but they discontinued
10:52this model in 2019.
10:54Then I did some
10:55serious digging.
10:56Did some more Googling.
10:57Only three stores
10:58in Colorado sold it.
11:00The closest is in Boulder.
11:01So we drive there.
11:03You use your points
11:04to get us a quaint
11:05but tasteful room
11:06at a fancy hotel,
11:07like with a fireplace
11:08and fuzzy robes.
11:09We go to the store.
11:11Well, glad to see
11:12you two are okay.
11:14Hold on,
11:14Miss Blackboots.
11:15I'm searching
11:15for some black boots.
11:20So you're the one
11:20with the boots.
11:21You saw us last night.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Y'all were out
11:24of your minds.
11:25What?
11:27We were just having fun.
11:28Did we even drink last night?
11:30I don't know.
11:31I was so wasted
11:31I blacked out.
11:32We had a few.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Well, you said
11:35you had a bag of money
11:36and that you wanted me
11:38to meet you
11:38in that town
11:38from Shawshank Redemption.
11:40See what may ho?
11:41But instead,
11:42you went to the clinic
11:43to party with Ellen
11:44because Judy needed
11:45birth control
11:45except she called them
11:46baby candies.
11:48Ellen.
11:48June, let's go.
11:51Oh, okay.
11:58You have to leave the mug.
12:02Ow!
12:04Ow!
12:07Ow!
12:08I'll be back
12:09for my refill.
12:11Nurse!
12:12Wait up!
12:13Ice nuts!
12:14Now that the mantid's gone,
12:15I'm sitting on a stockpile
12:16of manticide.
12:17Easy.
12:18Just get rid of the M
12:19and tell people
12:19it kills ants.
12:21I'm just glad
12:21that the mantid
12:22is dead
12:22and buried forever.
12:24Wait.
12:25Did you say buried?
12:27I don't think
12:28you can bury a mantid.
12:30Praying mantises
12:31should their exoskeleton
12:32to grow.
12:33If mantids
12:34are anything like them,
12:36burying them
12:36in moisture-rich soil
12:38will trigger
12:38an advanced form
12:39of molting
12:40and help them
12:41regenerate.
12:43the mantid might still
12:44be alive.
12:47Where the hell
12:47is it?
12:49This does not feel
12:50like the best time
12:50to say
12:51it could be
12:52anywhere.
12:58The mantid
12:58is still alive?
13:00Yes.
13:01Do not worry,
13:02it is not
13:02the end of the world.
13:03Why did it
13:04refill the hole?
13:06So that nobody
13:07would know
13:07it was still alive.
13:09That sounds like
13:10the end of the world.
13:11Mm-hmm.
13:13What now?
13:14I mean,
13:15to find the mantid
13:16and kill it.
13:17Okay, well,
13:18at least the greys
13:19don't know
13:19where the baby is,
13:20right?
13:20Yeah,
13:21that's super lucky.
13:25Harry,
13:27do the greys
13:27know where the baby is?
13:30Someone may have
13:31accidentally told them
13:32where it is hidden.
13:33Someone?
13:34You?
13:35Well, let's not play
13:36who said what.
13:37It was you.
13:38You said what?
13:39How could you do that?
13:41We have to go to the res.
13:42No, no,
13:43we cannot go there.
13:44We need to find
13:44the mantid
13:46and kill it.
13:46The baby is the priority.
13:49I do not understand
13:50why humans ignore
13:51big problems
13:52and obsess over trivial ones.
13:54How is a tiny,
13:55insignificant baby
13:56more important
13:57than a brave warrior
13:58slaying a deadly
13:59mantid enemy?
14:00Stay!
14:09Ladies,
14:10welcome to my office.
14:11You mean
14:12Asta's office.
14:13Asta's playing
14:13with us for the last
14:14couple of days,
14:14so I promoted myself.
14:16Suck it,
14:17corporate ladder.
14:17Corporate ladder's a bitch.
14:19I finally made
14:20head crossing guard
14:21after they saw
14:22what I was worth
14:23and after what
14:24that fire truck
14:25did to Mrs. Collins.
14:27Uh, yeah,
14:28congrats on the
14:28fake promotion,
14:29Ellen,
14:30but we're trying
14:30to piece together
14:31last night.
14:32We lost something.
14:33I gave the birth control
14:34to Judy.
14:35You took the whole packet,
14:36said you wanted
14:37to be extra safe,
14:38and then you ditched
14:39your jacket
14:39in that guy's truck.
14:40What guy was that?
14:41The long haul trucker
14:42who gave us a joyride.
14:43I-I got a pic
14:43of his truck
14:44when he drove away.
14:45You two were flashing him,
14:47trying to get him
14:47to honk his horn.
14:49Oh!
14:52Jesus.
14:53Okay.
14:54Good.
14:56Aw!
14:57You got my good boob.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Uh-huh.
15:04Yeah, we can have her
15:05by there in about an hour.
15:07All right.
15:08Got her a safe spot
15:10off the res.
15:10We'll just get her packed.
15:12Thank you, Kayla.
15:12I'm so sorry
15:13I had to pull you
15:14out of the pow-wow.
15:14Oh, don't worry about it.
15:15They didn't call
15:16fancy dancers yet.
15:17In the end time.
15:18Babies are small.
15:19All they need
15:19is a protein bar,
15:20a blanket,
15:21and some leaves
15:22to wipe up their droppings.
15:24It's funny.
15:24Now that I know
15:25you're an alien,
15:25everything you say
15:26just sounds
15:26so much more obvious.
15:28Since you're
15:28such a baby expert,
15:30here you go.
15:31Why don't you take her
15:32so we can finish packing?
15:38This baby is pissed
15:40about something.
15:41Well, you know,
15:41you could give it
15:42a protein bar
15:43or wipe its ass
15:43with leaves.
15:44Okay, just to be clear,
15:45don't do that.
15:46That was sarcasm.
15:47Take her to Graham
15:48to get changed
15:49and then just keep her company.
15:51I do not want
15:51to keep her company.
15:52She always beats me
15:53at that letter tile game.
15:54No, the baby,
15:55not Graham.
15:57Just take her for a walk.
15:58Okay.
16:00It's okay.
16:10Do you think
16:10maybe we're being
16:11a little premature
16:12turning the guest room
16:13into a nursery already?
16:15It's been so long
16:16since I felt
16:17any sense of hope.
16:18Knowing there's
16:19someone out there
16:19who can see aliens
16:21gives me at least
16:22a little.
16:24Just let me have it,
16:27okay?
16:27Yeah, yeah.
16:28Of course.
16:36Remember these?
16:37Yeah.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:48Max said that
16:49this was Dr. Van Der Spiegel.
16:50I know.
16:51And he drew them
16:52at the same time
16:53that Liv said
16:54Peter Bach was looking
16:55for an alien patient.
17:11I should be the one crying.
17:19I must find and kill
17:20a deadly mantid.
17:22Joseph had all his powers
17:23and the mantid
17:24still turned his face
17:25into a jigsaw puzzle.
17:28Isn't there drums?
17:29Do you like the drums?
17:33Did anybody
17:34have seen that?
17:36This baby just smiled at me.
17:38I am suddenly feeling
17:39a strong connection
17:40to this baby.
17:41I have felt this before
17:43with Bridget,
17:43but not with the human baby.
17:45This must be the reason
17:46humans do not eat
17:48their young.
17:49I'm here.
18:09What is this feeling?
18:14The energy in here
18:16feels alive.
18:33are you reaching for the music?
18:36Is that what you're reaching for?
18:44Your little one feels it,
18:46doesn't she?
18:46She is less pissed,
18:48even happy.
18:50That is the power
18:52of the jingle dress dance.
18:54Each step of these women's
18:56dance is a healing prayer.
18:59their prayers are in their shoes.
19:01Oh, the sound of the jingles
19:04is like hundreds
19:06of tiny prayers
19:08reminding us that
19:10we're all part of something bigger.
19:16I think I'm feeling
19:17big feelings.
19:19If you're thinking
19:21you're not feeling,
19:23now come on.
19:25How do you feel?
19:28I feel like you keep hitting me,
19:30but I also feel like
19:34I'm connected
19:38to everything.
19:41It's like Wi-Fi.
19:43Nanama.
19:44Your Wi-Fi network
19:46is named Nanama.
19:47My Wi-Fi network
19:48is named Nacho Wi-Fi.
19:55Nanama means together.
19:58We are all connected
20:00to all things
20:01through the Creator.
20:04Close your eyes
20:06and listen.
20:10Nanama is the great mystery
20:12that connects
20:13all things.
20:14It's how the river knows
20:16where to flow.
20:18It's how trees
20:19talk to one another
20:21underground.
20:22Or how a rest dog
20:25magically appears
20:27every time you open
20:29a bag of chips.
20:32How do you feel?
20:39I feel like I found
20:41something I need.
20:42Then you are listening
20:44real good.
20:54Hey, guys.
20:55What's going on?
20:56We would like to report
20:58a crime.
20:59Okay.
21:01Tell me what happened.
21:03Did I hear you say
21:03you wanted to report a crime?
21:05I'm not sure if you're
21:07aware or not,
21:08but crime is my middle name.
21:10Actually, it's Eugene.
21:12Someone stole money
21:13from me.
21:14How much?
21:15A couple thousand.
21:16Been saving up
21:17my tips.
21:18That's a lot of cash.
21:19Well, I'm a great
21:20bartender.
21:21Yeah.
21:22So, when did this crime
21:23happen?
21:24Oh, that's on a
21:24need-to-know basis.
21:26We need to know.
21:27Last night.
21:28Yes.
21:29We were out
21:29on our way
21:31to...
21:32Zewatneho.
21:32Zewatneho.
21:33The town
21:34from Shawshank Redemption.
21:36Correct.
21:36Yes, exactly.
21:37It's very popular
21:38this time of year.
21:39Yeah, it's a seasonal
21:41destination.
21:41Christmas destination.
21:42I got a better question.
21:43This person who stole
21:44your money,
21:45what did it look like?
21:46Oh, he was a trucker.
21:48He had a trucker face.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Trucker, trucker, trucker,
21:51trucker, trucker.
21:51Truckery.
21:52And we were in his,
21:52you know, his big rig.
21:54Big rig.
21:54And I left my jacket
21:55in there.
21:55She left your jacket.
21:55And it was in the pocket.
21:57And Ellen told us
21:59that we gave him
22:00Darcy's phone number,
22:01right?
22:02But he has not called us
22:03about the money.
22:04No one's.
22:04So, clearly,
22:06he stole it.
22:07Ellen told you
22:09that you gave him
22:10the number.
22:10Yeah.
22:11Yes, officer.
22:12But you were there.
22:14We have a photo
22:16of his truck
22:18that has a partial
22:19license plate,
22:20so you can run it.
22:22Run the plate.
22:23So let me see
22:24if I got this straight.
22:25You two got shit-faced
22:26and have no memory
22:27tonight and decided
22:28to retrace your steps.
22:29Along the way,
22:29you found out
22:30you flirted with
22:30a trucker,
22:31left two grand
22:32in his cab,
22:32and your only lead
22:33is a blurry half-photo
22:34of a license plate.
22:35So you came in here
22:36hoping Deputy Liv
22:37would pull some strings
22:38and run the plate,
22:38technically filing
22:39a false police report,
22:40which, fun fact,
22:41is a felony
22:42under Title 18,
22:45Section 1001
22:46of the U.S. Code.
22:50I had the same thought.
22:53Sorry, Darcy,
22:54but the guy's long gone.
22:55You're never gonna
22:56see him again.
22:57Well, that's the last time
22:59I show some random
23:00trucker my good boob.
23:02Oh, Judy.
23:03Oh, yeah, I'm actually...
23:32Oh, there's Harry.
23:33Let's go.
23:34Oh.
23:38Hey.
23:39I take back
23:40what I said
23:40about you standing out.
23:41Mm.
23:42Like a duck in water.
23:43I do not understand
23:45the duck part,
23:47but...
23:49I belong here.
23:51I think I understand
23:52what you meant
23:53about the thread,
23:55because I am connected
23:56to this baby,
23:57and we are connected
23:58to everyone,
24:01everything.
24:02I am with you on that.
24:05I wish we could stay
24:06and watch,
24:06but we have to go.
24:07Hmm?
24:08You don't.
24:08Oh, we should stop
24:10and get some leaves
24:12on the way.
24:13No.
24:14It's stinky.
24:14All right.
24:16No.
24:31I don't.
24:31Yeah, that's nasty.
24:44it has to mean something do you think it's possible the alien has been hairy all along
24:51is it possible i mean you've met him hey what's up where did you get those we found them in
25:00your
25:00room max buddy why did you say this was dr van der spiegel how should i know it was like
25:06forever
25:07ago i was like two years old just because you drew like you were two doesn't mean you were two
25:11at the time hun i was probably going through an alien phase you've been going through your stinky
25:16candle phase for years now okay look honey i need you to be honest you may not realize it but
25:24the
25:24truth here means a lot your dad and i trust you okay and this is this is one of those
25:31moments when
25:31that trust really matters i don't care what you said before okay we love you no matter what just
25:38tell us the truth right now is harry van der spiegel an alien
25:46why did you call that guy harry because he's harry no he's not it's just a guy
25:55no harry's not an alien okay thank you for being honest
26:04you should read my candle reviews on etsy you're four and a half stars
26:10i used to see mr and mrs mayor's baby as a small problem compared to getting my powers and defeating
26:15the mantid but after this powwow something in me has shifted i can feel how asta experiences the
26:22world sometimes small things are not as small as you would think okay one problem down a couple big
26:28ones to go you have to find that mantid do not worry about that i have a solution oh good
26:34what is it
26:36i have no idea how to get my alien powers back or defeat and kill the mantid
26:40but the energy of the jingle dancers made me feel somehow things will be okay
26:46i will tell you tomorrow after we've had some rest
26:51okay hello yes this is asta
26:56wait i'm i'm sorry what do you mean the money wasn't deposited
27:18you look lost
27:21hi live i'm fine
27:27did peter bach reach out to you
27:31no not yet sorry you know i always admire you feels like no matter how bad things get
27:39you manage to stay positive like you're still able to have hope that things will get better
27:44i always try yeah wish i had some of that
27:53my baby is is gone and every day that goes by i feel further and further away from her
28:09i think i know how to help
28:15hey where have you been i've been trying to reach you all day yeah hey um i put you on
28:21silent
28:21i'm not you specifically everybody it's been a crazy day oh okay well the bank called and they
28:28said they never got that money huh that's weird because i i dropped it off last night
28:33i left here got the money from the 59 and
28:36and went to the bank dropped it off in the overnight slot thing
28:44okay okay good
28:47wow i guess it's just a bank error
28:48yeah bank error happens all the time
28:51yeah totally
28:52oh god listen to this
28:56it has been insane here harry got summoned by the housing council he promised them a dead bandit
29:03when we went to dig it up
29:13sorry i gotta run
29:17uh okay uh well i'll catch up with you later
29:27even though i feel everything will be okay in case it is not and maria is my final destination
29:32i am labeling my belongings so that those who have touched my life will have
29:36something to remember me by
29:38asta would like this since she gave it to me and it's just like new because i never used it
29:46you are welcome
29:54hello person who does not knock what are you doing here without asta we're not always together yes you
29:59are you even have one of those four-legged bicycles it's called a tandem bike the beast you know
30:08i can remember when we got it this flea market asta acted like we had found gold i said it
30:14was a
30:14death trap but she was so excited so we bought it and fixed it up over the weekend and then
30:19we got on
30:20it and we just immediately fell we fell again and again and again and then something clicked we
30:28we found our balance and we just
30:33we were like this team you know we were unshakable we were just this
30:42this force and
30:47and now i don't i don't know next time just say we bought a bike
30:57i see this is why i came to you
31:01not sentimental
31:04it's like talking to a plant oh
31:07look there's an actual plant just what you were looking for goodbye i'm barely holding on
31:20i'm um i'm scared of where my mind's going and i'm
31:29really scared of what i might do if i'm alone
31:34you did not come here to talk about bicycles or plants
31:41aasta gave me some money to deposit and i got drunk and i lost it and then i lied
31:49to my best friend and she actually believed me
31:54so the lie did its job yeah but
31:59she's supposed to know me better than anyone and if she just believes the lie it's like she can't
32:12it's like she can't see me
32:14like the real me
32:16like the real me
32:16if i could see the real you what color hair would you have
32:24brown
32:29aasta's trusting she's a trusting person she trusted you
32:33yeah but asty used to see through my
32:35bullshit every time and now she just believes me i mean it's like
32:42she she she knows i'm a liar well i told asta that i had a solution for the mantid i
32:48do not i am a
32:49liar also a top deceiver but you don't care if she believes you i do if she can't tell that
32:57i'm lying
32:58then who am i do i even exist should i
33:04what do you mean should you exist you you already do exist
33:13oh
33:15yeah
33:18oh
33:20let's call asta on the phone so she can say everything's okay even though she knows it's not
33:28asta won't admit it
33:32but she and a whole lot of other people would be better off if i wasn't in their lives
33:38i don't need somebody to lie to me i just i need somebody to answer the question what is the
33:44question i don't feel good about my life
33:51why should i keep going
33:58if you would have asked me this question when i first came to earth
34:01i would answer differently i wanted all humans to die even you but i've changed i see the value of
34:12human life
34:14even yours what's the value
34:20every dream i ever had is dead
34:25sometimes at night i just
34:30i just walk around for hours and i look up at the sky and i just feel so
34:36small
34:38small
34:41so worthless
34:43if you were worthless mr and mrs mayor would not have their baby you are not small
34:51you are part of that sky that you were looking up at
34:58me too
34:59that this old woman
35:01that uh i met
35:04she was violent she hit me but she also taught me about something called
35:10nonima
35:12it is how we are all connected
35:16i am in you
35:18ew
35:18yeah i and you
35:20are in me
35:21gross
35:23and if you were not here the world would be incomplete
35:27what happened to you
35:30did you grow a soul or something my species do not have souls
35:35but you just told me the old lady
35:38she said we're all connected did you feel connected yes
35:43that's your soul dumbass you obviously grew one that's why you felt connected get the hell out of
35:50that's why i'm here
35:50i will not
35:54i'm really a human
35:57yeah welcome aboard
36:00it is really hard
36:04maybe it is not
36:06maybe the problem is humans make it hard when it's really easy
36:21here it is
36:25it's a tree
36:27no it's the fairy tree
36:30yeah okay
36:32really expect me to believe that fairies are real did you ever think you would believe aliens were real
36:40well you got me there
36:42my aunt kathy brought me here when i was little
36:46she said this is where the fairies live and that i should leave a mint for them
36:51so now whenever i feel lost i come here to remind myself the world is full of magic and hope
37:05i think the day i believe the world is magic is the day
37:10that i'm standing in my house with my baby in my arms
37:15i'm so sorry you're going through this
37:19i can't imagine how terrible you feel
37:23i think it was really sweet of you to bring me here
37:28did you want to leave a mint for them
37:32oh you can do it
37:33i just left one a couple of days ago and now it's gone
37:37maybe the squirrels
37:40still feels good though
37:44sometimes when you feel helpless like there's nothing you can do
37:48at least you're doing something
37:55okay
37:58yep
38:17i do not see the dead mantid with you
38:21prepare the shuttle for morale
38:23no wait i have come with a new offer
38:26you are in no position to negotiate
38:29if you return my alien energy i will kill the mantid and bring it to you here
38:35ridding the galaxy of this dangerous threat and if i do not
38:40the greys can have me
38:44my clients prefer assets with actual value
38:47and isn't this exactly what you offered before
38:50yes but things have changed the greys wanted me to kill the mantid so they could keep stealing
38:56baby souls disgusting but what if i told you there is another being that can grow
39:02a soul impossible not even humans can grow a soul from nothing not impossible
39:10i am living proof i am that being that grew a human soul right here
39:16let the record show the defendant is pointing to his penis
39:19my penis no no not even the penis is down here i mean sometimes it's over here sometimes it's over
39:25here and like when i'm jogging it's like i mean you don't even know where but uh
39:32i'm pointing to my heart let the record show the human penis is in the heart
39:40if i fail to kill the mantid the greys can have me and my soul but only if they agree
39:48to give up mr
39:49and mrs mayor's baby now and forever having the ability to grow their own souls instead of transporting
39:56them from earth would be greatly beneficial to the greys baby shipping costs have gone through the roof
40:02but how do we know you actually grew this soul you're referring to he would not have made such a
40:09selfless offer otherwise if the defendant is offering himself as collateral we agree to relinquish all
40:18claims to the human baby in question then this council accepts your offer and will grant your energy
40:27to an executor who will provide it to you at their discretion an executor the ultimate prize for
40:36enduring all the challenges on earth has been something beyond any possession a human soul
40:45that's what's going on
40:45hey jay this money drop item a little belong to the diner looks like one of dan's
40:52yeah where'd you find this mail carrier dropped it off at the station
40:56guessing it's about two thousand dollars in there he said somebody dropped it in the mailbox next to the
41:01bank can't imagine who would have done that yeah there's the bank there's the drop box
41:12eat this money bank
41:14knock knock knock
41:18i know we don't deserve it
41:20feed
41:22we need it
41:24we hang in the balance
41:37but perhaps the best part of being human is no matter how difficult life gets
41:42we always we always have hope
42:01ben is that you
42:25oh
42:26oh my god
42:27oh my god
42:31ben
42:33ben
42:34honey
42:56Unfortunately, sometimes all of your hope sits in a single jar
43:00and is handed to the last person in the galaxy you would want to have control over it.
43:09Daddy?
43:10Daddy?
43:12Daddy.
43:13Daddy.
43:16Daddy.
43:18Daddy.
43:21Daddy.
43:22mercy now
43:27As they sink into
43:30a poison pit
43:32It's gonna take forever
43:34to climb out
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