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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - Season 1 - Episode 03: Saturday Night Fever Dream
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00:04Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
00:06Alicia, you get married?
00:08Come on, just do it.
00:10Listen, I'm aging.
00:12So Jared's at work right now.
00:14How is the business doing?
00:15It's a constant stress.
00:17I just want to, like, not have you thinking about Audrey's.
00:20I know.
00:21Rosie was questioning your relationship.
00:23Does Kelsey have two boyfriends?
00:25I am dating.
00:27The two people in my life, I love the f***ing both of them.
00:30Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.
00:32Like, what?
00:33Is the news true?
00:35What's the news?
00:36I think you're having, like, an affair or something.
00:39My husband and I have a very close friend, Dino.
00:43Did I have a sleep with this human?
00:45No.
00:45I'm actually shocked that you of all people asked that.
00:48You grew up with us.
00:50Joellen, she's talking about me and my husband.
00:53I'm not here to, like, you know, publicize that her husband's having an affair.
00:56She's pretending that she doesn't know it.
00:57Rula and her husband called my work to try to get me fired because I know that he's having an
01:03affair.
01:04I'm going to ruin your f***ing life.
01:08Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?
01:13I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife.
01:18Why settle for justice life when you can have the whole damn pie?
01:23My life is like a rom-com.
01:25When I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
01:28I used to report the news, but now I'm the headline.
01:33I'm not trying to be mean.
01:35I just mean what I say.
01:38In the ocean state, I dispense the weed and the truth.
01:51Should I just pour this on the car?
01:53No, no.
01:54Put it in the bucket.
01:55You got it so soapy last time.
01:57Stop.
01:58I'm so sorry.
01:58I didn't mean to do that.
02:05Are the kids relaxing right now?
02:07The sitter?
02:07Yep.
02:08Let's pour you up a glass of vino.
02:10My ponytail looks like a delto on the back.
02:12That's like ribs for your pleasure.
02:21Nice butt, babe.
02:25Baby's got a little back there.
02:26All right.
02:28Too early to go skinny dipping?
02:32Water's hot, huh?
02:33No, I know.
02:34This is going to be so nice when we have our pool just lay out.
02:40Hello.
02:40Hi.
02:41Hey, guys.
02:43Rich, I love your car.
02:45Get over here.
02:46How's it going, baby?
02:46Good to see you.
02:47Hi.
02:48Hello.
02:49See you.
02:49Wonderful.
02:50How are you?
02:50I'm just, like, existing.
02:52You guys are so much nicer looking than us.
02:55Do you guys want to come inside for a drink?
02:57I'm getting, like, so hot.
02:58I do want to see this first.
02:59Okay.
03:00We excavated here, so now it's ready for the foundation.
03:03Oh, my God.
03:04Our house.
03:05Here was my plan.
03:06I was like, I'm selling my condo.
03:07He was like, I'll sell one of my condos.
03:08We were like, let's buy a house.
03:10And so then Rich finds a one bed, one bath over a three-car garage.
03:14And he's like, I'm going to add 5,000 square feet to this.
03:17Rich likes to flip houses.
03:18And so he'll flip one.
03:20And then when he's done with that and he sells that, he'll go out and find another one.
03:23But I wasn't planning on that being, like, my new lifestyle choice.
03:26I'm done with this.
03:27I'm tired and it's hot.
03:28I'm going to go inside.
03:29So how many square footage is it going to be?
03:31You know, that's a great question.
03:32Do you want a water?
03:33Yes, please.
03:34I got bagels, too.
03:34I would really love a bagel.
03:36I'm pretty hungry.
03:37Wait, so I haven't talked to you since the winery.
03:39For the most part, we did have, like, a pretty nice day.
03:41Yeah, it was pretty nice.
03:42Well, honestly, too, I felt like the majority of the lunch, there were so many questions and follow-up questions
03:46I could have asked, and I didn't, but I do think it was so crazy the way that Kelsey admitted
03:52polyamory.
03:54You walk like a polyamorous duck, you sound like a polyamorous duck, you quack like a Pomeranous duck, you're a
04:00Pomeranous duck.
04:04Plot twist of the century.
04:05I actually felt really bad for Joellen.
04:07Why?
04:07Never saw that one coming because it was a whole Rula thing.
04:12So, like, the other day, when we went to the wine vineyard, we did all these things, we were on
04:16the bus, we had so much fun.
04:17And then, literally, after the wine vineyard tour, Kelsey was like, by the way, in about seven seconds, Rula's going
04:23to be at lunch.
04:24I didn't know that she and Liz and Kelsey all went to dinner, like, a couple days before, and I
04:29just wish that somebody had said something to me.
04:33Jeff, why are you so far behind me?
04:36Just relaxing, baby.
04:37Maybe you should do the same.
04:37As you know, it's almost impossible for me to relax.
04:43Was there any drama?
04:45Yeah, the drama was all mine.
04:47Alicia's, like, asking about the rumors and, you know, it's bulls**t.
04:53Yeah, yeah.
04:54All right, want to take a break in the shade?
04:56Yeah.
04:57The rumors are about Dino and me, like, we have this torrid affair.
05:03It's a mortifying accusation.
05:05You wonder everywhere you go, you know, you go shopping or you go here and you're like, what are they
05:10really thinking of me?
05:11It just gets to be too much, and to have a good friend of mine, like Alicia, say that, it
05:19set me off.
05:21Yeah, I get where you're coming from.
05:22Jerry and I spent every waking and sleeping minute together for 14 years.
05:29And then Jerry started this passion of sport fishing.
05:33That passion took him away three weeks out of four for a few years.
05:39Then we've been through the s**t.
05:41Yeah.
05:41But, like, I love Dino.
05:43He's been in our lives for 20 years.
05:46Yeah.
05:46When Jerry was going to be gone, it wasn't uncommon for him to actually call Dino and say, look after
05:53her.
05:53So, yes, we would be out three and four times a week sometimes.
05:58I'm sure people spotted us at clubs, sometimes just the two of us.
06:02I mean, I know it looks like a cool, sexy story, but really, at the end of the day, it's
06:07nothing.
06:08Let's move on from it.
06:09There's so many other amazing things happening and coming up in our lives.
06:15The Studio 54 party.
06:17Yeah, I'm really excited for it.
06:19Jerry was turning 54.
06:21He loves music.
06:22He loves to dress up.
06:23He loves to dance.
06:25I'm having a 54th birthday party for Jerry's Studio 54.
06:30His birthday or yours?
06:31His.
06:3254 at Studio 54.
06:35You are beautiful, babe.
06:37I'll give you that.
06:38I am one lucky man.
06:39I probably should have won a bra today.
06:43Jerry has no bell-bottoms or any outfit at all.
06:45Do you want to see Rich's?
06:46I'm, like, really nervous about tomorrow, too, because I don't know, like, if they're bringing Rula.
06:50Okay, let's back up for a second.
06:51She's mad at Joellen, but she is going to have to see her tomorrow at the disco party.
06:57Y'all loves to be in the middle of it, so, like, you know what I mean?
06:58I don't think that she probably does, too.
06:59You know what I mean?
07:00Like, let's be real.
07:00I think that they're going to be there at Liz's Studio 54 party.
07:05Well, good.
07:06I can talk to him then.
07:08Brian, Rula's husband, told my job that I am accusing him of having an affair, which he is.
07:14I mean, come on.
07:15I sent her the pictures with the husband and, like, the mistress I'm making out.
07:20Brian wrote an email to the marketing team, which then forwarded it over to me.
07:24It said, I would like to file a complaint.
07:29He also then reached out to another colleague at my company, who then reached out to HR, who then got
07:35back to me through my boss, because HR can't tell me.
07:37I don't appreciate her or her husband trying to fuck with my family.
07:41We have three kids.
07:42Like, that's so below the belt.
07:44Yeah.
07:44Maybe I will beat them up.
07:45Ooh, do it, babe.
07:46Maybe I'll throw them off.
07:47Do it.
07:47Like, I would be so excited with you.
07:49I'll keep that in mind.
07:51I'll fuck you for this.
08:05Hi, how are you?
08:06Good.
08:07Can I do a small ice latte?
08:09What kind of milk?
08:10Almond milk, please.
08:13Here's your vanilla latte.
08:14You're welcome.
08:17It seems like the hot topic is who I'm dating.
08:21Especially the other man that all these girls love to talk about.
08:27Mr. William.
08:28What's going on?
08:29How are you?
08:30Good, darling.
08:30What's up?
08:32Good.
08:32What's her?
08:32I need a coffee.
08:33Get a coffee.
08:34Hi, how are you?
08:35Could I do a medium black coffee?
08:38Ladies and gents, this is Phil.
08:41Thank you very much.
08:42You're welcome.
08:43With my boyfriend, we've kind of always had a don't ask, don't tell relationship.
08:48But I do know that he's not being loyal to me.
08:51And if you can do it, why can't I?
08:53What's going on?
08:54How's your mom?
08:55Did she pack your lunch this morning?
08:56She didn't.
08:57You know she used to pack my lunch in high school.
09:00Yeah, ever since then, I just loved your mom.
09:01She's the best.
09:03My parents, they know exactly how my relationship is with my boyfriend.
09:07I've never lied to them.
09:08They really do love him, but they want me to have more for myself.
09:14How's your sister doing?
09:15She's doing good.
09:16How's it today?
09:17Hey, this is Mabby.
09:19And you're telling me he's not the cutest little nugget?
09:21He is handsome.
09:22First time I met Bill was the seventh grade.
09:25So my parents have always known him.
09:28And every time my mom sees me, she brings up Bill.
09:31How's my future son-in-law, Billy?
09:34Whoa!
09:35My mom just wants me to be with somebody who will help me procreate.
09:42Do you feel like you'd be a good dad?
09:44Want kids?
09:46Yeah, eventually.
09:48How many?
09:49I wouldn't say any more than two.
09:51Okay.
09:52What about you?
09:54As long as I have a nanny, I would have as many kids as needed.
09:57Really?
09:59Yeah.
10:00Bill has always known that I was in a relationship.
10:03I'm somewhat keeping him at arm's length until I kind of figure out where my relationship is going.
10:09I want to have kids.
10:10I want to be married.
10:11And I feel like, you know, I'll never get that where I'm at.
10:15I love my boyfriend, but he will never budge on having kids.
10:18He has his own.
10:19But I don't want to sell myself short of being a mom one day and having kids.
10:25I don't know.
10:26It's been, like, on my mind for a while.
10:30I think you deserve happiness in your life.
10:33And whatever makes you happy.
10:34I do, too.
10:35Make some big girl moves now.
10:37And obviously, if you need anything, I'm here to help you.
10:42Bill, although he's very successful, he can't offer me the life that I'm living, not having to work.
10:48I don't have any problem working.
10:50I can do it.
10:51It's just, do I want to?
10:52No.
10:53Maybe I can move you out of your toe.
10:55Where you're at.
10:56Yeah.
10:57A bit smaller.
11:02Coming up.
11:04Someone pulls my waist.
11:05That's a huge problem for me.
11:08Now, Gary's in a glitter jacket.
11:10And he's, like, yelling.
11:12I want to go down to the seawall.
11:14Gary and Dino.
11:16I think it's the ongoing.
11:18Going what?
11:20Rumors?
11:20Bye.
11:21Don't talk about it.
11:22Oh.
11:37This is so much work.
11:39All right.
11:40Oh, she's half-crossed right in the middle of my Tupperware cleaning.
11:44I'm so happy you're here.
11:46Darling, hi.
11:47So good to see you.
11:49Oh, don't mind my house.
11:50You'll see.
11:51There's a lot of stuff everywhere.
11:52There's a construction.
11:53Oh, my God.
11:54You didn't have to bring me anything.
11:55You did not.
11:56Whoa.
11:57There's a lot of construction.
11:59What is happening here?
12:03Oh, these are my friends.
12:06We're in.
12:07Did you take them down for me to come today?
12:09No, because of the construction.
12:11So you put these in your full living room?
12:14Yeah.
12:16Ever since I was a little girl, I really love dolls.
12:19There's just something very beautiful.
12:21I think it's, like, an art.
12:23Look at the way they do their eye line on the eyeshadow,
12:25the three layers with the lashes.
12:26And everyone has a different lipstick with, like, a little bit of a shimmer.
12:29I think they're fascinating.
12:31My daughter, my daughter, play with you.
12:32Okay.
12:33You don't let Selena play with them.
12:34I tell her if she does very gently.
12:37All right.
12:38They're cute little outfits.
12:38No judgment.
12:39Okay?
12:40You've got your friends in the living room.
12:42How long have the friends been held captive?
12:45Just curious.
12:47All right.
12:47Come in.
12:49Here you go.
12:51I'm starving.
12:52Starving.
12:53Starving, starving.
12:54This one looks the best.
12:55That's, I like this one.
12:56I'm going to do that, too.
12:57I haven't seen you since the winery.
13:00I kind of felt bad because I hope I didn't make you feel like I was attacking you because,
13:03like, people ask questions about me all the time, you know?
13:05I get it.
13:06You know, all I'll say about that is, look, they can believe whatever they want.
13:11Well, it's like you could ask me why I'm not married, but I feel like I'm an open book.
13:15Some people might not be.
13:15You know, I know why you're not married.
13:18We've talked about it before.
13:20I've been engaged for my daughter's eight, so probably, like, nine years.
13:24I got engaged right before I had her.
13:27I'm not planning a wedding because I don't know.
13:29Personally, I haven't seen, like, successful relationships in my life.
13:32Growing up with a family full of six women, five of them are divorced, and then seeing
13:37my mom and my dad not working out, I just have a guard up, you know?
13:41He made me sign a prenup.
13:42He wanted me to.
13:43So I went to the lawyers, and they said, he's not even leaving with you with a penny.
13:48Nothing, you know?
13:50He won't put my name on the house.
13:52Yeah, that.
13:53She should be more of an advocate for herself.
13:57Jerry and I are 50-50 on everything in life.
14:00We both bought the house together.
14:02Our business, we built together.
14:05It's a no-brainer, you know?
14:06He's my partner.
14:08Like, just make sure that if you were to ever leave me, or if you were to cheat on me,
14:11or something ever happened, that I'm not left without a house.
14:14Because, like, my father did that to my mom, let's be honest.
14:16I had moved back with my grandpa.
14:17So that story of it, I don't remember how that went.
14:22Yeah.
14:22But bingo, that's where your reservations comes in.
14:27My dad has been out of my life since I was, like, 16 years old.
14:30My dad left my mom and sold our house.
14:33The only thing I have in my dad is his last name.
14:35And his temper, maybe.
14:37A little bit, sometimes.
14:38So I know you're not working right now.
14:40You've got to find yourself.
14:42You've got to find your passion.
14:43Maybe get into, like, Pizza Mama with Billy.
14:45I don't want to do the kitchen.
14:46I want to do the decorating part.
14:47Like, it's both of us together.
14:49Like, our creation, you know?
14:51I hate that I have to ask him for money.
14:52It's a power trip.
14:54I always thought it would be a dream to be, like, a stay-at-home wife or girlfriend in my
14:58situation.
14:59But it actually sucks.
15:01Quick question.
15:02So, like, okay, do you need any help with Jerry's products?
15:04Can I bring anything?
15:05I'm excited to see everyone all dressed up.
15:08Yeah.
15:09Have you talked to Rula?
15:11No.
15:11Have you?
15:13I invited her.
15:14I don't really know what's happening now.
15:17Is she coming to your party?
15:28Can we check on this quick?
15:29Yes.
15:30All right, I'll take those out.
15:32I'll switch this up.
15:33We'll get it on the table.
15:33I'm going to turn this on for a second.
15:35Can you help me set up the dining room table?
15:36Yeah, we'll do the table, and then we'll come back.
15:37Let's do it.
15:38Perfect.
15:39Where are we sitting?
15:39I guess I'll sit here so I can see everybody.
15:42Although I don't love sitting at the head.
15:43I'll sit far.
15:45I don't want you far.
15:46I'm always with you.
15:47I love you all, though.
15:49Everyone who knows me well knows how much I love hosting, so I'm excited.
15:53I've set up this Lebanese brunch.
15:56Coming!
15:59Mira!
16:00Seta!
16:00Amelia, hello, how are you?
16:03How are you?
16:05I'm under so much stress, and I feel like I need these women around me.
16:09They know the culture, and it's just effortless.
16:12Seta, you sit down.
16:14Yes.
16:14I try to cook, but the catering definitely helped me, too.
16:18I'm not going to lie.
16:19I didn't do it all myself.
16:21The brunchie.
16:22Yes, I'm going to start passing.
16:23Please start, because it's going to be cold, and I'm going to get up to put it back in the
16:26oven.
16:26Absolutely.
16:27You don't have to act me twice.
16:28Nope.
16:29How's the kids, Rula?
16:30The kids are good.
16:31I'm good.
16:31But they cut the leak.
16:32No, you...
16:33I know I'm good.
16:34Thank you, right now.
16:35I need to have a cup of my coffee.
16:36Come on now.
16:36How are the kids kind of dealing with everything right now?
16:41You know, I mean, they sense a difference.
16:44You know, it just hasn't been normal.
16:47It hasn't been easy to mentally process all the damage that can come with extramarital involvement.
16:59But...
17:12Sorry.
17:13I've had to make decisions really carefully to consider, you know, everything that we've built together, and especially the children.
17:20Yeah.
17:21It's not just you and him.
17:22Right.
17:23We've been engraved since we were young that, like, your family is everything.
17:27You don't just walk out the door when someone makes a bad decision.
17:32He made a mistake.
17:33Just stay strong, focused, and move the forward.
17:38I've never contemplated a divorce.
17:41I mean, divorce is definitely not rampant in the Lebanese and Syrian cultures.
17:51I'm not trying to talk about that.
17:53My family wouldn't love that.
17:54I've been trying to hold it together.
17:57You know, people are sitting there talking about pictures.
18:00And Joellen, you know, who's the one who's made it her place to just be all in my business.
18:05She will be at Liz's party.
18:07It's just, I don't want more drama.
18:11You go with Brian, and you prove to them that you ain't got s*** to worry about.
18:16Go have fun.
18:18I mean, you don't...
18:19Ooh!
18:19And it's good alone time with Brian to remind him if he ever tries to f*** up a gun, you're
18:25not going to pardon him twice.
18:26That's right.
18:27Absolutely.
18:28So Amine will be after you.
18:29Yes, all of us will be.
18:32Coming up next...
18:33Come here.
18:35They're talking.
18:36Joellen just went up to Ruthless Husband.
18:38It's just happening right now.
18:40What's going on with this calling Joellen's work stuff?
18:57All right, I'm going to be right at this table.
18:59Thank you so much.
18:59You're welcome.
19:08Hello?
19:08Hello.
19:09How much longer until you can get over here?
19:11I'm walking out right now.
19:13Oh, okay, great.
19:13All right, I'll see you in a sec.
19:14Okay.
19:21Hello.
19:22Hello.
19:23You look very handsome.
19:24My long travel.
19:26You look great.
19:29I'm going to get something new today.
19:30Well, I mean, should we go fancy?
19:31We don't have the kids.
19:32No, no, no.
19:33Don't get that.
19:33I know what you're thinking then.
19:34A whole auntie house stuff?
19:35She's bored.
19:36No.
19:36We don't have two?
19:38We have an hour and a half.
19:39Babysitter.
19:40Jess.
19:40Yes.
19:41Jess.
19:42Having a date night.
19:43It's rare.
19:44This is just like that stage of life.
19:46Can I get to start off?
19:47Thank you for drinking tonight.
19:48I'm going to get Chianti, please.
19:49I'll do the same thing.
19:51I think if you ask any parent of Littles in their 30s, it's like, yeah, every day is tough.
19:57And then you get to bed and you're like, ah, and then 10 minutes later, you're like, should
20:02we wake them up?
20:03They're so cute.
20:04How's Audra's?
20:05How's the ice machine?
20:06I called the mechanic and he's just a little backed up right now.
20:09But then the oven started making noise again.
20:13But then we might need a new coffee machine as well.
20:15Sometimes it'll just like shut off in the middle of brewing coffee, which is obviously
20:19not good.
20:20Those things are like $2,500.
20:22It's a money pit.
20:25Chianti's here.
20:27I think the problem for my insecurities is the fact that I'll come home from work knowing
20:31that I made minuscule money.
20:33And that you need to let me continue to work to make the actual money.
20:36And then like your home, exactly.
20:37And so I'm like, what am I doing?
20:38It is like kind of a burden to be home, you know, two on one, you know?
20:44And like, I hate thinking like that.
20:45So I don't, like, look at all the stay-at-home moms out there.
20:48Like, most moms have to stay home all along with their kids.
20:51Yeah, but you're not a stay-at-home mom.
20:53No.
20:54He works so many hours and he still doesn't feel like super fulfilled.
20:59And that makes me sad.
21:01Rigatoni, please.
21:02Thank you so much.
21:04I don't want you to feel stressed out because of my stuff.
21:09It's not even his hours at the shop.
21:11The stress for me at this point is the fact that like, even when he's not there, he's
21:16there.
21:17And I don't get his best self.
21:21His mind is there all day long.
21:24It's crazy.
21:26Oh, that looks great.
21:28Do you want any black pepper?
21:29A little black, please.
21:33I almost said the most Rhode Island thing I've ever said in my entire life.
21:36When she brought the pepperoni, it was automatic.
21:37I'll be like, ooh, fancy.
21:41God, like an automatic pepper shaker.
21:42I'm like, damn, wow, you guys got that.
21:53It's okay.
21:54I got it from here.
21:54You sure?
21:55Yeah, I got it.
21:55You sure?
21:56This is a one-year anniversary.
21:57It's a big deal.
21:58Get in there.
21:59Welcome in, guys.
22:01Have we had enough time to check out the menu?
22:02Yes.
22:03I was thinking the Burrata and the Caesars start.
22:05And then we also want to get the Caprese Panzanella.
22:10Caprese Panzanella.
22:12I love being married to Rich.
22:13And we're constantly saying, like, can you believe we got to do this forever?
22:15Like, this is so fun.
22:17But he is corny.
22:19Cheers.
22:20Happy one-year anniversary.
22:22We did it.
22:23You know, it's so crazy that I think about sometimes.
22:26I thought you were going to be, like, a boy.
22:31I didn't really think you'd ever, like, propose and we'd, like, get married.
22:34But I did want to get married.
22:36Right.
22:36I don't necessarily want to have kids.
22:37But I don't think it's something that we should rule out.
22:40You know, I have, like, trauma.
22:41Yep.
22:42Like, familial stuff that goes back.
22:44But it's also, like, I never wanted to be a mom.
22:47Do you think your mom wanted to be a mom?
22:49No.
22:51I don't.
22:52Growing up, my mom was the primary caregiver.
22:55And if you weren't perfect, it was a problem.
22:56And I've never been perfect.
22:58Do you think, like, maybe you would resent the kid if you had a kid?
23:01Maybe.
23:02My mom is very Catholic.
23:04But Rich isn't Catholic.
23:05And we were not planning on having a Catholic wedding.
23:08And she lost her mind, like, you're going to be disowned.
23:11We're not going to go.
23:13And at that point, I was still trying to make her happy.
23:16So we did the Catholic wedding the way she wanted.
23:19It was around that time that I was like, oh, this isn't normal behavior.
23:23I don't want to turn into that.
23:26We've been on the same page for so long about this.
23:28But I just think your perspective might change over the next year or so.
23:32And maybe that will change in, like, five to ten years.
23:36And you say five, at that point, you'll be 30.
23:40I'm very good looking for my age.
23:42So I'll be, like, in six years, I'll be 40.
23:44Sue me.
23:45I'm going to look 35.
23:46Yeah, but it's harder to get pregnant.
23:47I'm going to look 25.
23:49I'm going to keep getting all the lasers.
23:53Coming up next on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
23:56Did you talk to Joellen?
23:59She said they tried to get her, like, fired for her job.
24:14Oh, I'm very excited, you guys.
24:17Spicy coconut, Mark.
24:19You know that's his favorite.
24:20That's his favorite.
24:21I have to get ready.
24:26All right, let's moisturize you.
24:28Your skin looks great.
24:30In case not squinting.
24:32Sorry, I'm freezing.
24:38I actually don't know much about Studio 54.
24:41I actually love this era, because, like, I always thought I was a drug dealer's wife.
24:46Like, with that movie, what's up, Scarface?
24:48Did you ever watch Scarface?
24:50No.
24:51You never watched Scarface?
24:52No.
24:53If it wasn't on the Disney Channel, I probably didn't see it.
24:56I'm destroyed.
24:58I know.
25:07Oh, my God.
25:08You look amazing.
25:10You like it?
25:10It's not too much?
25:11Oh, no.
25:11You look so good.
25:13Should I do it, like, open?
25:15Open.
25:16Studio 54.
25:17That's what they would do then.
25:25You look so good, Dad.
25:27Oh, Daddy.
25:29Oh, Daddy.
25:29Oh, you're so 70.
25:31Cheers.
25:32Happy birthday.
25:32Cheers.
25:34Welcome to Studio 54.
25:39I think I'm the only one here that lives Studio 54 days.
25:43No, you're not.
25:54Jerry.
25:55Gorgeous.
25:55Jerry.
25:56Happy birthday.
25:57You look beautiful.
25:58Yeah, you look ridiculous.
26:00I could not even know.
26:01Listen, not too bad for someone who knew what Studio 54 was, right?
26:09Ready to party.
26:11You like my outfit, babe?
26:13It's pretty revealing.
26:17I'm just trying to keep my calm and my cool with all intentions of going to the party and
26:22having a great time.
26:23It's more than you normally would.
26:25Yeah?
26:27I don't know.
26:28But I just hope that nobody pushes and continues to push me because they're going to see the
26:33Lebanese come out.
26:35It should be a fun party.
26:36It should be fun.
26:52It's amazing, isn't it?
26:54My look for Studio 54 is a complete mess.
26:56I'm so embarrassed by this.
26:58Like, I like to be an icon, and this is not iconic.
27:00My original outfit didn't fit me because I was too fat and bloated for my period.
27:04Do you like it or is it horrible?
27:06I love her.
27:08Now I'm wearing pants that are literally way too tight.
27:11I look dumb.
27:15What's up, buddy?
27:16We're very 70s.
27:21How are you doing?
27:23You're great.
27:24I know Liz and Dino are my best friends, so I was expecting him to be here.
27:29But I think him being here, like, you're instantly reminded of what people are saying.
27:34You're having, like, an affair or something.
27:37Is that true?
27:39No.
27:40I think the reason why she wants him here is because this is her way of showing us girls,
27:46like, look at him and I.
27:47We're friends.
27:48He's friends with Jerry.
27:49Like, this is normal.
27:50But listen, I pretend he doesn't exist.
27:53So I have no idea what everyone else sees.
27:55All I know is I'm not looking at him.
27:57Nice to see you.
27:58Nice to see you.
27:59Nice to see you.
28:07Lauren, oh my God, your outfit.
28:11It's so good.
28:18Hi, guys.
28:19You're a disco ball.
28:20Look at this.
28:22Hi, sweetie.
28:23Hi.
28:24Hi.
28:25Hi.
28:25Hi.
28:26Hi.
28:26Hi.
28:30What's up, Stubbs?
28:31Hi, I'm so good.
28:33What's up, Stubbs?
28:34Hello.
28:35I know, I know.
28:36Hi, Bill.
28:36Oh, who are you?
28:37This is supposed to be Jerry's birthday surprise.
28:41He's going to pop out of a cake.
28:43We have to pull.
28:45Oh, my God.
28:47This is so fun.
28:48This is William.
28:49So nice to meet you.
28:51I'm so excited.
28:52This is the first time I've seen Kelsey and Bill out together.
28:55Bill, Billy, I don't know what she calls him, Bill or Billy.
28:58I like a Billy.
28:59Bill, Bill, Bill, me, Bill, Bill.
29:01Bill, Bill?
29:02Oh, solid name, solid name.
29:04Bill is not my plus one to the party.
29:07He's really good friends with Jerry, and he was always going to be at this party no matter
29:11if I was there or not.
29:13So this is not our hard launch.
29:22Nice to meet you.
29:23All right, let's do it.
29:26Oh, my God.
29:27How you doing?
29:28Hi, Brian.
29:29Welcome.
29:29Thank you for coming.
29:30Beautiful spot, my friend.
29:32Hi, welcome.
29:34My God, you look gorgeous.
29:35Very, great.
29:36Oh, beautiful.
29:36Thank you for coming.
29:38Thank you for having us.
29:39Thank you for having us.
29:43Look at you!
29:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:46How are you, sweetie?
29:47How are you?
29:48How are you?
29:49Nice to see you.
29:50I think Rula showing up is brave of her.
29:53I love her.
29:54I think she's classy.
29:55I think she's elegant.
29:56Nice to see you.
29:57But look at Brian coming in wearing two different costumes
30:01tonight, one Studio 54, and then the other one,
30:04the faithful husband.
30:06Jerry, happy birthday.
30:08Happy, happy birthday.
30:10This is epic.
30:10Beautiful.
30:11Did you wear clothes tonight?
30:13I did.
30:13I forgot.
30:14Your husband let you out like this?
30:15I know.
30:16I said only for your 54 that I love your outfit.
30:19Because I'm going to do a costume change.
30:28Look at these still.
30:29You can't even recognize them.
30:30Hi.
30:31Hi.
30:33Hi.
30:34Hi.
30:35I love my bangs.
30:36Do you know that I actually cut my bangs by accident?
30:38Like, I literally was cutting the fake bangs,
30:40and then I cut my real hair.
30:41So I have like this one piece that just dangles here.
30:44Ashley got this entire outfit.
30:46She was like, you need to make sure it's on bun.
30:47It looks like it's somewhat like you're going to strip off me
30:49and Chippendales.
30:50Do you know I did Chippendales once?
30:52I'm not even joking.
30:53It was awesome.
30:54If you talk to Joellen, I know like that whole thing
30:56with Joellen.
30:57Is she here?
30:57I think so.
30:58I don't know.
30:59I thought I saw her.
31:00Maybe not.
31:01She's...
31:02Damn.
31:04She's sitting trying to get her, like,
31:06fire for her job.
31:08Awesome.
31:18Oh, my God.
31:19Ah!
31:21Hello!
31:27Hello!
31:34Hello!
31:35Oh, my God.
31:36Ah!
31:38Hello!
31:40Hello!
31:43Hello!
31:47Hi, beautiful!
31:50Oh, my God.
31:51I'm just taking this in.
31:52Wait, look at this.
31:53Turn around.
31:53Turn around.
31:55Ah!
31:57Cheers.
31:58Cheers.
31:59I'm going to go another train.
32:00Let's go to the party.
32:01Let's go.
32:02Party time.
32:04How about this party?
32:05I love being at Lissa's.
32:11What are you having?
32:13Tequila!
32:13Love that.
32:14You and me.
32:14Woo!
32:15You look gorgeous.
32:17What?
32:17She's a stunner.
32:18She's a stunner.
32:20She's a stunner.
32:22Joellen!
32:23Ah!
32:24Alicia!
32:25I've been waiting for you all night.
32:28Oh, yeah?
32:30You're on what you're doing.
32:31Hi.
32:32I know almost everybody here.
32:34I'll be back, Debbie.
32:36Brian.
32:36Hi, Brian.
32:37Where are you from in New Jersey?
32:39What part?
32:39Patterson.
32:39Okay.
32:40And I lived in Cherry Hill.
32:41We go to Point Pleasant.
32:42You live in Cherry Hill?
32:43I did live in Cherry Hill when I went to school.
32:44Oh!
32:45I don't know.
32:46How can we interrupt?
32:50Guys, I'm gonna go get a natural diet soda.
32:53Go ahead.
32:54Have a diet soda.
32:55Good mashing.
32:56You look good.
32:57Gold sequins.
32:58That's what we went with tonight.
32:59Perfect.
33:00It's a matchy-matchy.
33:01I know that you and I have a lot to talk about.
33:04Me too.
33:05I do want to talk to you.
33:07I think Gary wants to talk to Brian.
33:08Yeah.
33:09So...
33:10Let's do it.
33:12Come here.
33:13Come here.
33:15They're talking.
33:16Joellen just went up to Ruthless Husband.
33:19All right.
33:20So let's get it on the table.
33:21So this is happening right now.
33:23What's going on with us calling Joellen's work stuff?
33:30You want to tell them what happened?
33:34Go ahead.
33:34You do it.
33:35I don't know if you were even involved.
33:37I know obviously, Brian, that you were.
33:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:39And then you called my work and you wrote an email.
33:44Certain things about me which I don't really want to say right now were being perpetuated by her.
33:50And I happened to be talking to a friend of mine and he's like, oh, I'll talk to her boss
33:53right now.
33:54So you didn't send an email saying I want to write a complaint about her?
33:57So he said, he said, yeah, send an email.
34:00I'm not your rep.
34:01Right.
34:01Did you call the company or did this guy call the company?
34:04He called the company.
34:04And I brought her up.
34:05So I called him.
34:06Ryan called my colleague and talked about me.
34:10My intent wasn't to get her fired.
34:12I said, you know, he's like, I said, you know, she's...
34:14But what was the intent?
34:15I said, she's saying certain things.
34:17Can you have her, like, stop saying certain things?
34:19I would have expected you to call me and then I would have shut it down or I would have
34:23talked to her.
34:24So when I hear it goes right to the top, right to her job.
34:26Yeah, I think it's going to go right to the top.
34:27It has me a little pissed off now.
34:29She's getting calls from Marie, child department.
34:31When someone calls my wife's work, that's a huge problem for me.
34:36How's it going over there?
34:37It's not going well.
34:39Jerry's in a glitter jacket and he's like yelling.
34:42We're not calling jobs.
34:44We're not crossing that line.
34:46Like, it's not funny.
34:49He doesn't want me to gossip about his appearance.
34:52Can you just stop throwing things out like that to blow in peace?
34:55Because everyone's talking about it.
34:57Everyone knows.
34:59This is crazy.
35:00I should be, like, a relationship commentator.
35:03Reporting live, I'm Rosie Woods.
35:04We are here at the scene in Liz's living room.
35:08Details are unclear at this time, but it seems as though
35:12Brian Pontarelli may have tried to get Joellen fired.
35:16If he's having an affair, that's not my problem.
35:18You can't.
35:19Listen, listen.
35:19He had an indiscretion.
35:21This is my sport.
35:22Yeah.
35:23There's water under the bridge.
35:24Don't take it out on me.
35:25I'm not trying to take it out on you, but what I'm taking out on you
35:28is you're exasperating and spreading everything.
35:31I'm not naive.
35:32I'm not turning a blind eye.
35:34I mean, he said it was done, and I believe Brian.
35:39Thanks.
35:40Okay.
35:41Actually, I gotta hold on to you.
35:43All right.
35:43So we have beautiful Liz over here.
35:46How's this?
35:47I love you.
35:48You were excited to spread pictures and hearsay.
35:51Whatever's going on with all that, I can give a .
35:54What I care about is my wife putting food on the table for my children.
36:00Jerry, I just want you to know I love you very much.
36:02Happy birthday, brother.
36:07Maybe it's not done.
36:08You don't want to admit it?
36:09Fine.
36:10He's not having an affair.
36:11He is.
36:14Happy birthday, dear Jerry.
36:19Promise on my kids.
36:21Joe.
36:21On my kids.
36:41Just tell them how it is.
36:49Speak your peace.
36:51Right.
36:52You know, we all have things we do.
36:56I'm not talking about anything.
36:57Thanks.
37:00I'm not looking to hurt Rula.
37:02I'm just trying to protect her from a horrible husband.
37:06Everyone else in the group knows about this.
37:08She deserves to know this.
37:09I would want to know, wouldn't you?
37:12Why aren't you saying anything?
37:13What do you want me to say?
37:15I mean, you guys are saying it all, you know?
37:17Daryl, see that?
37:19Look at this.
37:19Look at that.
37:20I don't care, it's not my business.
37:22Don't call my job.
37:23My job is not.
37:25What's going on?
37:25Oh God, she's duking something here.
37:28No, but specifically Joellen's job.
37:30That's the big thing.
37:32So here's the thing, it's Jerry's birthday, right?
37:35And we're going to forget about this because this is like stupid.
37:39All of my issues are with Brian.
37:42They're not with Rula, but I just want to grab Rula and shake her.
37:46Listen to me, but I can't because then her hair topper will fall off.
37:50Oh my gosh.
37:52I don't know why she's making things up.
37:54I don't know why she's making things up.
37:55Next, she's going to say I was at a ditty freak off maybe.
37:58I don't know.
37:58You did it?
37:59Are you guys planning on leaving?
38:01Probably, yeah.
38:05Wait, what happened?
38:06We were all watching.
38:08I was commentating.
38:08Gary was very good.
38:10Handle it.
38:11Gary's going to get laid tonight.
38:24I know you like to be calm and quiet about things.
38:27I just wish she would have said something because Joellen, she was trying to put you down.
38:35I'm upset that Brian didn't say much.
38:37Gary was standing by his wife's side.
38:40Yeah, but I wasn't about to start a fight with the female.
38:43It's not about starting a fight.
38:45I wish Brian were a little more stern and defensive.
38:48I wouldn't have minded if he had unleashed on her.
38:51Why didn't you shut it down?
38:52I was shutting it down quite well, so.
39:01I want you to think of a random card in your mind right now.
39:04Hold this for me.
39:06Any card?
39:07No.
39:07Say it out loud.
39:08Jack of hearts.
39:09Just for one.
39:10Stop it right now.
39:11Let's go say our goodbyes.
39:13Okay.
39:14Are you really going to stop by Audrey's on the way home?
39:16Yeah, we're only going to go for five minutes.
39:18I don't trust that.
39:19It's going to be five minutes.
39:20It's going to be five minutes.
39:21I'm going to time you.
39:22Where's my Elizabeth wire?
39:23What's going to happen?
39:25Are you enjoying yourself?
39:28I want to go down to the seawall with Jerry and Dino.
39:32He's still like one of my best friends.
39:34I want to have time with Jerry and Dino at the seawall.
39:38Because I feel like once people actually see us together, they will understand this.
39:45We are best friends.
39:47I think because of the ongoing .
39:51Going what?
39:52Rumors?
39:53Ongoing rumors?
39:54Bye.
39:55Bye.
39:55Don't talk about it.
39:58off Kelsey.
40:06You took something wrong.
40:13off.
40:15Why are you mad?
40:16I wanted to be at the seawall with my husband and my best friends.
40:22And you went, oh, I think not Dino because the ongoing.
40:26I don't have an ongoing.
40:27It's all right.
40:29I got nothing to hide.
40:31Maybe you do.
40:31But I don't.
40:32Wait a second.
40:33Is everything okay?
40:34I don't know what the happened.
40:35I swear to God.
40:36Is something going on?
40:37Because of the ongoing, maybe you have the ongoing, not me.
40:41Listen.
40:42off.
40:43Did you see something happen like older girls walk upstairs?
40:46Something's going on.
40:47I'm really worried about that.
40:48Why are you mad at me?
40:50You got more to hide than I do.
40:52How about you?
40:52Why are you hiding?
40:53The way Kelsey just stood up tall and said this to me about this ongoing, it just rubbed me the
41:03wrong way.
41:04She was trying to distance her own story with Dino by pointing a finger at me.
41:10You and I are two different people.
41:12We are?
41:13Yes.
41:13Since when?
41:14Since you just said that down there.
41:16How does Kelsey know Dino?
41:19That's a great question.
41:22Well, you'd have to actually ask Kelsey that.
41:25This is not what I wanted.
41:26I literally was just talking to you.
41:27No, I know.
41:27It's not.
41:28It never is, Kelsey.
41:30I don't give a anymore.
41:32Get out.
41:32I just want to go to bed.
41:33I don't give a anymore.
41:35The two of you leave.
41:36Okay.
41:37I am though, but what happens?
41:38Because we're making it a thing, and we don't want it to be a thing.
41:39Just leave.
41:40I'm so sorry.
41:41I've never seen Liz and Kelsey fight.
41:43I feel bad.
41:44I don't know what happens.
41:46Don't with Hurricane Liz.
41:47Let's all pack up and go.
41:49Just up.
41:50Stay close.
41:51I me?
41:52you, Kelsey.
41:53off.
41:54Liz, you're not to me.
41:56Not my friend.
41:57Never have been.
41:58you.
41:59Go to bed.
42:03Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:06Hello.
42:07Hi.
42:07This is my favorite beach.
42:09These girls look like a Malibu Barbie, and I look like a mom that maybe tried a little
42:13bit today.
42:14This is not my vibe.
42:15I'm freaking out.
42:17You, of all people, know there's no ongoing anything.
42:20It's all rumors and bullshit.
42:23Slow your roll.
42:24You're not hot.
42:25I literally didn't do anything to you, Alicia.
42:27Welcome to Rhode Island, bitch.
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