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00:00Tonight, 100 Australians from all walks of life
00:04are zooming in from across the country to be asked any question.
00:08They'll be joined by Mike Goldstein, Sophie Monk and Lloyd Langford
00:12as well as the Prime Minister of Australia.
00:15Who could get?
00:16He's about to find out how many people recognise him.
00:18It's all coming up on The 100 with Andy Lee!
00:24Hello, I'm Andy Lee and welcome back to Season 9 of The 100.
00:29And I only ever said we'd last eight.
00:31As always, I'm joined by 100 people up there
00:33who perfectly represent the cross-section of Australia.
00:36So according to the stats, 28 of you up there
00:39have cheated in a sporting match.
00:42And I get it, sometimes cheating can give you the edge.
00:49Oh, no.
00:51Still messed.
00:52Tonight, it's a new season, so I'm changing things up.
00:55Not with my guests, you've seen them all before,
00:57but with the way I introduce them.
00:59Surnames first.
01:00It's Langford Lloyd!
01:04Next, she was born in London,
01:06but her DNA test proves she's 100% Gold Coast.
01:09It's Monk Sophie!
01:10Thank you!
01:13And finally, a man who keeps changing his address
01:16so I can't send him a letter of dismissal.
01:17It's Goldstein Mike!
01:21Let's jump into our first round.
01:23Check this out.
01:23Aussies spend a lot on dating.
01:26In fact, we fork out over half a billion dollars a year
01:29on dating apps and websites alone in search for the one.
01:33And, you know, I think it's worth it
01:35because if you find that perfect person,
01:37magic can happen.
01:47Well, every pot has a lid, doesn't it?
01:49So pull out my chair and tell me I look pretty.
01:51It's time to look at the stats on first dates.
01:55Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
01:5818% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:01because their date was what?
02:03So?
02:04A bit of a dick.
02:07True, but no, not the answer on my card.
02:10Lloyd?
02:11Because their date was pregnant.
02:14Yeah, I'm happy to split the bell
02:17with not the parenting of this child.
02:26No, 18% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:29because their date was what?
02:30Lloyd Langford.
02:3718% of Australians, it's a lot of dates Lloyd's been on.
02:40No, it's not that.
02:4118% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:43because their date was what?
02:45They eat with their mouth open.
02:46He's got it, yes.
02:50Points for Lloyd.
02:52Next question.
02:52To impress a first date,
02:5416% of Aussies have gone overboard on what?
02:58Mike?
02:59Research on the other person's social media.
03:02Like, you ask something like,
03:05oh, what a lovely trip you had in Barcelona in 2009.
03:09Beautiful bikinis.
03:13Yes.
03:14You've got to be careful of that.
03:15It's not that.
03:16Matt, to impress a first date,
03:1716% of Aussies have gone overboard on what?
03:20They spend too much money.
03:21He's got it.
03:22Lloyd's got it.
03:24Yeah.
03:2616% of Aussies spend outside their means
03:29on a first date to try and impress them.
03:31Has someone done that in a hundred?
03:34Matt?
03:35Yeah.
03:35Hey, Matt.
03:36Hey, Matt.
03:37Hi, everyone.
03:37Talk us through the date.
03:39We'd fairly recently come out of a pretty long COVID lockdown.
03:42Yep.
03:43I thought it would be a good idea to do a really nice meal.
03:48Spent a pretty gig at Bennelong.
03:50Bennelong.
03:50That's at the Opera House, isn't it?
03:52A quite swanky restaurant.
03:54Yeah.
03:55And so was this a first date?
03:57Yep, first date.
03:58Really?
03:59Are you able to tell us how much it set you back?
04:01Yeah.
04:01It was close to a couple of grand.
04:04That's a full-on investment.
04:06Like, it should be like,
04:07if you pay that much,
04:08you can sue for half.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Almost, hey.
04:11Matt, did you immediately regret it?
04:13Did you know halfway through the date
04:14that it wasn't going to work out,
04:16or was it a fun night?
04:17No, it was a fun night.
04:18It's just that then,
04:19from that point on,
04:20we had to go out
04:21pretty much every night for meals.
04:23Oh, of course.
04:24You set the precinct.
04:25So you still dated this person,
04:27but they expected this level.
04:28Oh, a fuller level.
04:30Oh, Matt.
04:30How long did you date for, Matt?
04:32Four months.
04:33Wow.
04:34That's costly.
04:35Matt, thank you very much for sharing.
04:36We appreciate it.
04:4116% Aussies have spent too much on a first date.
04:44Just so you know,
04:45spending big doesn't always impress the date.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:57Next question.
04:59To get a first date,
05:012% of Aussies have borrowed what?
05:03Soph?
05:04One of those big fish
05:05that all the guys thinks is hot.
05:08It looks like the same fish.
05:10It's just like everyone wants it,
05:12the biggest fish, right?
05:13Oh, yeah.
05:13You're talking about the profile pic.
05:15Yeah.
05:15Isn't that mean you're like,
05:16the man?
05:17Incidentally,
05:17number one turn-off
05:19of females to males
05:20on a profile pic
05:22is a man holding a fish.
05:23Surely a fish holding a man
05:25would be more of a turn-off.
05:29True.
05:30To get a first date,
05:312% of Aussies have borrowed what?
05:33Lloyd?
05:34Like a, um,
05:35a dwarf butler.
05:37LAUGHTER
05:39They, they're probably below waist height.
05:42A dog.
05:43He's got it.
05:43Is it?
05:43Yes.
05:44They borrow a dog.
05:45Yeah.
05:462% of Aussies have borrowed a dog.
05:49And then you say it died?
05:49It's one of the most attractive things.
05:51Pardon?
05:51And then you say it died.
05:53Oh.
05:53Oh, on the next day.
05:55No, you can say that you were just taking care of the dog.
05:59Ah.
05:59But it's one of the leading,
06:00most attractive things to see in a park.
06:02Is it?
06:03Is someone with a dog.
06:04It shows that they care.
06:05Someone up there borrowed a dog to try and get a date.
06:08It's a great way to start a relationship.
06:10Ken's done it.
06:11Look at him.
06:11How proud he is as well.
06:13Ken.
06:15Yeah, I, um,
06:17borrowed a friend's Labrador pup
06:19and I'd heard that supposedly it helps pick up women
06:22and, um, took the dog for a walk
06:25and got a lot of attraction.
06:26The dog did, not me.
06:28Yeah.
06:29And, um, managed to get a phone number out of it.
06:32Wow.
06:33So...
06:33Yeah.
06:35We're like, yes, you tricked her.
06:37Congratulations.
06:38So, so, from this phone number,
06:40did you go on a few dates?
06:42Yeah, we were together for, uh, a while,
06:44but I think after two weeks,
06:46she came over for the first time
06:47and asked where the puppy was
06:48and I had to come clean and say,
06:49look, it wasn't mine,
06:51it was a friend's,
06:51and she said, well, it worked.
06:53Oh!
06:54There you go.
06:55I reckon I'm going to up the percent of people doing it.
06:57Thank you so much.
06:58Really appreciate it, Ken.
07:00Amazing.
07:02Two percent of Bozzies
07:03have borrowed a dog to get a first date.
07:05Some dogs will get more attention than others, I reckon.
07:12Oh, no, no.
07:14That dog looks smart.
07:15Cute dog.
07:16It's got a little mini dog in its handbag, I think.
07:19Um, next question.
07:2055% of Aussies find what meal
07:23to be a first date red flag?
07:26Soph.
07:27Like a vegan meal?
07:28Because that sets up,
07:29you can't go to KFC,
07:31you can't, you know,
07:32that's a lifestyle of, no...
07:33It's a lifestyle thing.
07:34I agree with you,
07:35it would be a red flag for me,
07:36but no, broader than that.
07:38Uh, is it Beef Wellington and Leon Garthor?
07:49Is it Spaghetti Bolognese?
07:50She's got it!
07:51Yes!
07:52Spaghetti Bolognese!
07:54That shocks me,
07:56Me too!
07:57I feel like that's a turn-on.
07:58Yeah.
07:58That is my death row meal.
08:00Really?
08:01And then you can do
08:02the Lady and the Tramp trick.
08:03Yeah!
08:04Yeah, well,
08:0555% of Aussies find
08:06eating Spaghetti Bolognese
08:07on a first date
08:08a red flag.
08:09I mean,
08:10I don't think it is.
08:11I'm even happy
08:12for my date to do this.
08:17Direct!
08:20Yep.
08:21He's still got both his lips.
08:23Incredible.
08:24Next question.
08:2521% of first dates
08:27have led to what?
08:29Uh, pregnancy.
08:30No!
08:31Oh.
08:31It's probably
08:32the opposite of that.
08:33An abortion.
08:36So long!
08:41I mean,
08:42you're not wrong.
08:43Yeah.
08:45Oh, yeah!
08:49That's great.
08:51You got it.
08:52I mean,
08:53it's so fair for you
08:54to say that
08:55because that is
08:56probably the opposite
08:57but...
09:03like that blocking
09:05each other
09:05on social media
09:06or...
09:07Even, well,
09:07yeah,
09:08one step before that.
09:09Like an argument.
09:10She's got it.
09:11She's got it.
09:12Yeah.
09:12That's a lot.
09:13Yeah.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Sorry.
09:18You're right.
09:18You're right.
09:19It's pre...
09:19The opposite of pregnancy
09:20is not an argument.
09:21Yeah, that's...
09:2521% of first dates
09:26have led to an argument
09:28and you can tell
09:29when the date
09:30is heading in that direction.
09:33Oh, no,
09:34he's way too into it.
09:35You can't celebrate
09:36that hard, man.
09:41It's the end
09:42of the round.
09:43But this is exciting.
09:44Our special guest tonight
09:45is this fellow.
09:46I'm keen to know
09:47how many in our 100
09:48recognise him.
09:49Do you at home?
09:50I'm certainly drawing a blank.
09:52Anyway,
09:52we'll find out
09:53if our 100 do
09:54straight after the break.
09:55Don't go anywhere.
09:56APPLAUSE
10:09Welcome back to the 100.
10:11Let's do a quick
10:12check of the scores.
10:13Ooh, it's close to the top.
10:15Still in one's game.
10:16OK, sitting next to me
10:17right now
10:18is a fairly important person.
10:19I'd better introduce them.
10:20Hello, important person.
10:22G'day.
10:23Great to see you.
10:24Hello, important person
10:25from...
10:25Yes.
10:26Here, respectfully.
10:27I haven't mentioned you
10:28by name yet
10:30because the first part
10:32of any guest
10:33coming on our show
10:33is I say to the 100,
10:36how many of you
10:37recognise this person?
10:39So pop your answers in,
10:40100.
10:41And how many people
10:42do you think
10:43might recognise you?
10:44If it's not high,
10:45I'm in trouble.
10:48It's probably pretty true.
10:50All right,
10:50it's coming in.
10:51How many of 100
10:52recognised our special guest?
10:5598.
10:56That's it.
10:57Wow.
11:01Well, it's the highest
11:03we've ever had,
11:03just so you know.
11:04Who are the two people
11:06who are leaving Australia
11:09at this point in time?
11:11They're allowed to remain
11:12anonymous up there.
11:13But does someone
11:14want to tell us
11:14who our special guest is?
11:16Matt.
11:17Matt, who is it?
11:19Ladies and gentlemen,
11:20the reigning,
11:21defending,
11:23undisputed
11:23Prime Minister of Australia,
11:27Anthony Albanese.
11:29Well done.
11:32Gee,
11:33I could have done it
11:34better myself.
11:34He's correct.
11:35The Prime Minister of Australia,
11:36Anthony Albanese.
11:37Welcome, my friend,
11:38and thank you so much
11:39for being here.
11:40Can I get Matt
11:40to come around with you
11:42and introduce us
11:44in that way?
11:45He's a pretty good hype man.
11:47Am I allowed to call you
11:48Albo?
11:48Sure.
11:49Okay, Albo.
11:50Doesn't feel right,
11:51does it?
11:51Mr Prime Minister,
11:52I've written a series
11:53of questions on these cards.
11:55You haven't seen
11:55those questions yet.
11:57Okay.
11:57But they're for you
11:58to ask the 100 panel.
12:00You have to guess
12:01how many of the 100
12:02will say yes
12:02to Albo's.
12:04Missed Albo.
12:05Albo's questions.
12:07Take it away,
12:08Mr Prime Minister.
12:09Okay.
12:10In Australia,
12:11it's compulsory to vote.
12:13Pause.
12:13I want to ask you,
12:15do you think
12:16that's a good idea?
12:17It is a great idea
12:19because it means
12:21that just like
12:22government decisions
12:23affect everyone,
12:24everyone should have
12:26a say in them
12:27and if you don't do that,
12:29you get to appeal
12:30to extremes
12:32because you've got
12:33to get people out
12:34emotionally
12:35to get them to vote
12:36whereas it makes it
12:37more mainstream.
12:38Okay.
12:39And you also get
12:40sausages as well,
12:41don't you?
12:43One of the great benefits.
12:44I mean,
12:44we have seen
12:45what can happen
12:45if it's not compulsory
12:46to vote.
12:59what do you really
13:00think of him?
13:03He's the president
13:04of the United States
13:05and I noticed
13:07that Sophie and Lloyd
13:08didn't have to stand up
13:09and salute
13:09when I was there.
13:12What is appropriate protocol?
13:13Is there a certain,
13:14is it a bow?
13:15Is it a curtsy?
13:16I reckon one of the
13:17great things about
13:18Australia
13:19is that there isn't
13:21that protocol.
13:22Is that we're,
13:23you know,
13:24we're just all people
13:26and all equals
13:26and people just say
13:28hi.
13:28Yep.
13:29Nice.
13:29It's a good thing.
13:30Fist pumped occasionally.
13:32What's the rest
13:33of the question,
13:34Albo?
13:34Oh, okay.
13:35Forgot what the first part
13:36is.
13:37What percent of the
13:39hundred wouldn't vote
13:41if they didn't have to?
13:43Pop your answers in,
13:44hundred.
13:45What percent of you
13:46wouldn't bother voting
13:47if you didn't have to?
13:49Panel,
13:50how many of them
13:51will say yes to that
13:52that they wouldn't bother?
13:53Results are coming in
13:54from our hundred.
13:56Results are in.
13:57Let's see what the panel think.
13:59Ooh,
13:59just five percent
14:00you reckon, Maya.
14:01Yeah,
14:01I think five percent
14:02wouldn't do it
14:03because either they can't
14:04figure out the mail-in ballots
14:05or they're not allowed
14:07around primary schools.
14:13Maybe.
14:14Got a chuckle
14:15out of the big guy.
14:1830 percent for you,
14:19Lloyd?
14:20I mean,
14:20I'm not allowed to vote
14:21because I'm not a citizen,
14:23but I just go for this.
14:24you know who can change that.
14:28Can you?
14:29Oh, he can.
14:29See us after the show.
14:31Yeah.
14:32All right,
14:33let's see
14:33how many of our hundred
14:35wouldn't vote
14:35if it wasn't compulsory.
14:38Twenty-seven percent.
14:39Lloyd gets the points
14:40on that one.
14:43Is that alarming?
14:45Is that where
14:46you thought it might be?
14:47I was hoping
14:47it would be lower,
14:48but fair enough.
14:49That's why
14:50it should be compulsory.
14:53What's your next question,
14:54please, Prime Minister?
14:55In my job,
14:56I often have to work
14:58with people
14:58I don't always see
15:00eye to eye with.
15:01Yes, pause.
15:02Oh, like who?
15:04No, we won't go down
15:05that path,
15:05but I'm sure
15:06within Australia
15:07and also overseas,
15:09you meet people
15:10with differing opinions,
15:11but what you're very good
15:12at, I've noticed,
15:13and most politicians are,
15:15is when the camera's around,
15:16you've got to go to
15:17everything's fine faith,
15:19don't you?
15:19You do.
15:20You do?
15:20You do.
15:21In fact,
15:21I wouldn't mind
15:22seeing it live.
15:23I was going to say,
15:24you stay there,
15:24Prime Minister.
15:26Say if I'm
15:27a dignitary
15:28or a foreign leader
15:29that you don't
15:29really like that much,
15:30but I'm coming
15:31to greet you,
15:33the cameras are on,
15:35let's see how good
15:36his fake face is.
15:37Okay.
15:38All right.
15:51Who's got the weakest
15:52hand?
15:53Macron.
15:53True.
15:54No.
15:55Come on.
15:57In politics,
15:58do you whisper
15:58in each other's ear,
15:59like,
15:59you're a dickhead.
16:03Yes.
16:04Is it a little bit
16:05like that
16:05when you're shanty?
16:06No.
16:06There's no sweet
16:07nothings in ears.
16:08Oh, okay.
16:10All right.
16:10What's the rest
16:11of the question?
16:12What percent
16:13of the hundred
16:14have pretended
16:16to like someone
16:18just to get something?
16:20Pop your answers in,
16:21hundred.
16:21How many of you
16:22have pretended
16:22to like someone
16:24in order to get something?
16:25Panel do the same.
16:27Is this happening regularly?
16:28The results are in
16:30from our hundred.
16:30Let's see what our panel
16:31came up with.
16:32You're the highest,
16:33Lloyd, 80%.
16:34Yep.
16:35I wouldn't name
16:36the person,
16:37but the thing
16:38I got
16:38is a partnership
16:39visa.
16:40Oh.
16:44LAUGHTER
16:46APPLAUSE
16:47APPLAUSE
16:48APPLAUSE
16:49The thing
16:50you had,
16:51you should have said.
16:52LAUGHTER
16:53Let's see what our hundred
16:54think.
16:55How many of you
16:55had to pretend
16:56to like someone
16:57just to get something?
16:5834%!
16:59More honest
17:00than I thought,
17:00Sophie gets the points
17:01for that one!
17:02APPLAUSE
17:04Next question for you,
17:06Dalbo.
17:07I DJ
17:08at bars
17:09and funraisers.
17:10Yeah, pause, pause.
17:11No, actually.
17:12Yes, he does.
17:13Yeah.
17:13And we've got some vision.
17:16LAUGHTER
17:16Let's have a look.
17:20No, it's not.
17:24LAUGHTER
17:25LAUGHTER
17:27Wasn't the most confident
17:28I've seen a DJ
17:29with a beat drop.
17:30Well, you know,
17:31there were cameras on me.
17:32Yeah, it's a humble,
17:32it's a humble DJ.
17:33So, how often
17:34do you get to do this
17:35pastime?
17:35I haven't done it
17:36for a while
17:37because I'm busy
17:38with other things,
17:39but I used to do it
17:40a fair bit
17:41for fundraisers
17:43for a charity
17:44largely called
17:45RecLink.
17:45Yep.
17:45And they do work
17:47with homeless people,
17:50young people,
17:51essentially,
17:51getting them engaged
17:52through the arts
17:53and sport.
17:54Right.
17:55What was your DJ, mate?
17:56DJ Albo.
17:59Do you have a go-to banger?
18:01I try to do
18:02audience participation songs.
18:04You take requests?
18:05No, no.
18:05Oh, I did.
18:06There's songs you'll sing along with
18:07and get into, so...
18:09What's the number one?
18:09Am I ever going to
18:10see your face again?
18:12LAUGHTER
18:13What's the next...
18:19And for some reason,
18:21people sing along
18:22for the parts of that.
18:25What's the rest
18:25of the question, please,
18:26Albo?
18:27How many of the hundred
18:29have a hobby
18:30that surprises people?
18:32Well, we certainly
18:33got surprised by yours.
18:34Pop your own 10 hundred.
18:35How many of you
18:36have got a hobby
18:37that people would be
18:38surprised to hear about?
18:41Results are in.
18:41Let's see what our panel
18:42came up with.
18:43Ooh.
18:43You're the highest,
18:44so 40%?
18:45Yeah, I think everyone's
18:47got a secret talent.
18:48What would your secret hobby be?
18:50Because I reckon I know it.
18:51I was very surprised
18:52when you told me
18:52that you sit at home gaming.
18:54Oh, yes.
18:55I thought you were going to say
18:55I play two recorders
18:56in harmony up my nose.
18:59And perfect harmony.
19:01No-one wants to see it,
19:02but I am a gamer.
19:04Yeah, a gamer.
19:0525% Lloyd, you reckon?
19:06Yeah, I think some of them
19:08look like they have a hobby
19:09that would really surprise
19:10the local chief of police
19:11when he's famous.
19:14Finally cracks the case.
19:16Yes.
19:17Mike, 30% for you.
19:18Yeah, I think a lot of people
19:19have hobbies they might be
19:20slightly embarrassed about,
19:22like magic or cosplay
19:23or DJing as a 62-year-old.
19:28Let's see from our 100
19:29how many of you
19:30have a hobby
19:32that people would be
19:32surprised to hear about.
19:3417%.
19:35Lloyd gets the points
19:36on that one, Lloyd.
19:39It's the end of the round
19:40and we've got to let
19:41our guest go.
19:42Of course,
19:42he's got more important
19:43things to do,
19:44including firing
19:45his media manager
19:46for letting him on this show.
19:47But thank you so much
19:47for coming on.
19:48Thanks so much.
19:50That's beautiful.
19:51Oh, yes.
19:52Thanks.
19:54More of the 100
19:54straight after this.
20:09Welcome back.
20:10It's our first episode
20:11of the 100 for this season
20:13and it's time to grab a drink
20:14and jump into the pub test.
20:19In this round,
20:20I'm going to present the 100
20:21with a bunch of different scenarios.
20:23Panel, you have to decide
20:25whether or not
20:26these scenarios
20:27are fair and reasonable.
20:28In other words,
20:29do they pass the pub test?
20:31Bottoms up, 100?
20:32Cheers.
20:33Cheers.
20:34Cheers.
20:35No, that wasn't...
20:37No, I didn't...
20:37I didn't go first.
20:39You don't...
20:40You've got little ears, actually.
20:41If anything,
20:42they're too small.
20:45Let's jump into it.
20:47First question.
20:48Yes or no?
20:49Can you break up
20:50with someone
20:51just before Christmas?
20:53Let's say a week out.
20:56Is it OK to break up
20:57with someone
20:57a week before Christmas?
21:01Salt's in.
21:02Let's see.
21:03Are the panel unanimous?
21:04They all...
21:05You all say yes.
21:06I feel like it's
21:07the perfect time to do it
21:08because you're around family.
21:09You know, like,
21:10you've got time to...
21:11You're going to look hot
21:12because you get new presents,
21:13new clothes.
21:14Right.
21:14You go out,
21:15everyone's...
21:16It's summer.
21:16Yeah.
21:17It's probably the perfect time
21:18to be dumped.
21:19Yeah, it's one less gift to buy.
21:23You probably already
21:24bought the gift
21:25the whole week out
21:25and you've got...
21:26No, that's why
21:26you break up with them.
21:27You don't have a gift yet.
21:31Let's see
21:31what our 100 think.
21:33Is it OK
21:33to break up
21:35with someone
21:35with a week before Christmas?
21:3575% say yes,
21:37you guys.
21:37You're on the money.
21:38Well done.
21:39Turn so around.
21:42Who in the 100
21:44has gone through
21:45a breakup
21:46close to Christmas?
21:48Melanie.
21:50Hey, Melanie.
21:51Hey, Melanie.
21:51How close was it?
21:53About five days.
21:54I can't believe
21:55all of you
21:56were saying
21:56that's OK.
21:57It's not OK, is it?
21:58I'm with you, Melanie.
21:59It's never OK.
22:00Wait, did you do
22:01the breaking up
22:02or you got broken up with?
22:03No, I was the one
22:05that got dumped.
22:07He asked me
22:08to come to his
22:09work Christmas party
22:10and on the way home
22:12from the Christmas party
22:13told me that
22:14he didn't want
22:15to continue
22:15the relationship.
22:16Oh, that's horrible.
22:19Melanie, just quickly.
22:20Yeah?
22:20Did you do something
22:21at the Christmas party?
22:22Yeah.
22:23Well, that's what
22:24I'm trying to think.
22:24I don't think so.
22:25You don't think so?
22:26No, he just had it
22:26in his mind.
22:27OK, so that's what
22:28he wanted to tell you
22:28and what kind of preparation
22:29had you had for that Christmas
22:31with his family
22:32or between the two of you?
22:33Yeah, with his family.
22:34So I'd gone and bought
22:35all his family
22:36Christmas presents
22:37and when he came up
22:39to pick up his stuff
22:40I actually gave him
22:41the presents
22:42because I'm a nice guy.
22:42Oh, no, no.
22:43Yeah.
22:44Melanie, I'm glad
22:45he's out of your life.
22:45Thanks so much for sharing.
22:49I'm surprised at that.
22:5075% of the Hamilton
22:51is fine to break up
22:53at Christmastime.
22:54I mean, it's an emotional period.
22:56You can usually tell
22:56the ones that have
22:57recently gone through
22:58a tough time.
23:06Whoa, that's personal.
23:07A young Melanie
23:08taking it out.
23:10Next question
23:10for the pub, everybody.
23:12Yes or no?
23:13Is it okay
23:14to sing along
23:14at a concert
23:15or are you ruining it
23:17for those around you?
23:19Is it okay
23:19to sing along
23:20at a concert?
23:20Pop your answers in.
23:22Panel do the same.
23:25Results are in.
23:26Let's see what
23:26the panel think.
23:27Ooh.
23:29Mike, you think no?
23:30Well, I do think
23:31it depends as well.
23:32Like, on one hand
23:32I don't want
23:33some idiot
23:34to ruin a song
23:35I like.
23:35If I wanted that
23:36I'd watch
23:36Australian Idol.
23:38Right?
23:40But on the other hand
23:41I think it's fine
23:42unless it's a rap concert
23:44and you're hitting
23:44certain words
23:45a little too
23:47enthusiastically.
23:48Very cool.
23:48Let's see what our
23:49hundred think.
23:49Is it okay
23:50to sing along
23:51at a concert?
23:5393% say yes.
23:55So get the points
23:56on that one.
23:57That's why people count.
23:58Yeah.
24:00Next one.
24:02This is for those
24:02who like to snoop.
24:03Is it okay
24:04a hundred yes or no
24:06to read a partner's
24:07text messages
24:08without them knowing?
24:11Results coming in.
24:13Results are in.
24:14Let's see what
24:15our panel think.
24:17Mike.
24:17Mm.
24:18You think yes?
24:19Yeah, it's called
24:20taking an interest
24:21in her life.
24:25Yeah.
24:26Very romantic.
24:29You're no Lloyd.
24:30I just, I mean
24:31I can't be bothered
24:32reading my own
24:32text messages.
24:34It feels like
24:35additional admin.
24:36Yeah, I hear that.
24:38Sophie, you'll know
24:38as well.
24:39No, because I'll go
24:40until I'll find
24:40something that I
24:41don't want to find.
24:43Yeah, have you done
24:43it before?
24:44And it won't even
24:44be that bad.
24:44Yeah, but you
24:45misconstrue things
24:46in words and emojis
24:48can mean something
24:48else.
24:49Yep.
24:49You know?
24:50Yeah, it's pretty
24:51intense in there.
24:52Don't go in there.
24:52No, don't go in there.
24:53Yeah.
24:53All right, hundred.
24:54How many think
24:55it's okay to look
24:57at a partner's
24:57text messages
24:58without them knowing?
24:5972% say no.
25:00You two get the
25:01points in that one.
25:02Bad luck mine.
25:0572% of the hundred
25:06think it's not
25:07okay to read
25:08a partner's
25:09texts.
25:10Sometimes it's
25:10hard not to read
25:11their text messages.
25:14Oh, the big font
25:15will give you away.
25:25is that Anthony
25:27Albanese?
25:31It's closing time,
25:32but I'd love to know,
25:34is there someone up
25:35there that has found
25:37something that they
25:37didn't like when going
25:39through a partner's
25:40phone?
25:41There is?
25:43Well, we'll get that
25:44straight up at the break.
25:45Don't go in.
25:59Welcome back to the
26:00hundred.
26:01Before the break,
26:02we were chatting
26:02phone snooping,
26:03and Belle,
26:04you got a bit of a
26:05surprise when you went
26:07through someone's phone.
26:08Who was it?
26:08Belle?
26:09He was my ex-partner.
26:11Okay, but he was
26:12your partner at the
26:12time?
26:13Yes, he was.
26:15I actually found out
26:16he was cheating on me.
26:17Okay.
26:18It was a message from
26:18her letting someone
26:20know that she was
26:20pregnant.
26:21Oh, God, that's...
26:23Right, so...
26:25Why cheating?
26:25I was actually a month
26:26pregnant through myself,
26:27so thanks.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:30This guy.
26:31What a Sue Taylor
26:32Martin.
26:33Yeah.
26:34When did we turn
26:36into Jerry Springer?
26:37I know.
26:38So, Belle, did you see
26:40the notification come
26:41up and that was the
26:42girl's name?
26:43Yes.
26:44And was he not around,
26:46so you went,
26:46I'll have a quick look
26:47at this?
26:48Yes, that's right.
26:49He was in the shower
26:49at the time.
26:50How do you confront
26:52someone...
26:52In the shower?
26:53Like, do you go
26:53into the shower,
26:54do you wait for them
26:55to come out,
26:55do you wait for them
26:56to dry,
26:56and then you bring it
26:57up?
26:57Oh, yeah,
26:58I waited for him
26:58to get dressed and
26:59stuff, because I
27:00thought that if he was
27:01going to, you know,
27:02run out or whatever,
27:02he would just run out.
27:03I didn't want him to be
27:04naked, obviously.
27:05That's nice of you.
27:07Yes, I had
27:08in front of him,
27:09and, yeah,
27:09he was denial of it,
27:10but, you know,
27:12you can't deny
27:12these things.
27:13Yeah, right,
27:14it turned out to be
27:14true.
27:15So, is it an instant
27:16breakup for you?
27:17I mean, he's going to
27:18be the father of your
27:19child, so how do you
27:20try and reconcile
27:21that in your brain?
27:23Yeah, it was an
27:24instant breakup.
27:24I had two kids
27:25with him as well,
27:26so this was our
27:26third.
27:28So, but, yeah,
27:30nah, just couldn't
27:30do it.
27:31It was too much.
27:32Well, good for you,
27:33Belle.
27:33Thank you so much
27:34for sharing.
27:34We really appreciate it.
27:37Amazing.
27:40Amazing.
27:42It's time to play
27:42a brand new game
27:43for this season.
27:44It's called
27:44Servicing the Stars.
27:50In this game,
27:51we're going to meet
27:51a member of our
27:52hundred who has done
27:53some work for a
27:54celebrity panel.
27:56From a lineup of
27:57celebrities, you have
27:58to try and guess
27:59which celebrity it was.
28:00So, first up playing
28:02is Annie.
28:03Hello, Annie.
28:04Annie.
28:05Annie is a beautician
28:08and she waxed a notable
28:10Australian celebrity
28:12from Neighbours.
28:14Waxed?
28:14Waxed.
28:15I hope it wasn't
28:15Bouncer.
28:19It wasn't Bouncer,
28:20but it could have been
28:21one of these four people.
28:22Was it Delta Goodrum?
28:24Was it Holly Villar?
28:26Was it Madeleine West?
28:28Or was it Ryan Maloney?
28:32Who?
28:33I feel rude asking,
28:34but where,
28:35what area did you wax?
28:37So, I waxed
28:38half leg
28:39and lip
28:40and eyebrows.
28:42Eyebrows?
28:43So, do you wax eyebrows?
28:44Yeah.
28:45If you get in the,
28:46like, monobrowse
28:47and underneath,
28:48you get hairs
28:49that come down
28:50your cheeks sometimes.
28:51OK.
28:51Yeah, yeah, nice.
28:53If you,
28:53if you did wax everywhere,
28:57would you have to work
28:58around this person's
28:59toadfish?
29:04Was it the first time
29:06you'd waxed this celebrity
29:07or was they a regular client?
29:09Became a regular client,
29:10but yes,
29:10that was the very first time.
29:12I was so nervous.
29:14Yeah.
29:14Don't you have,
29:15like, a cord of secrecy,
29:16like a,
29:17a wax,
29:18a waxer's pact
29:19or something?
29:20I was hoping
29:21because we're going to find out
29:22who has a moustache.
29:26Well, no, they don't
29:27if you go and see her.
29:28Oh, you don't used to.
29:29Yeah.
29:30Any other questions?
29:31How is this person
29:32to deal with?
29:33Were they nice?
29:33Were they rude?
29:34Yeah, really, really lovely.
29:36Yeah, really nice.
29:37Has Holly Volantz got,
29:38is she the one
29:39that's gone really right wing?
29:41Oh, I don't.
29:42Really?
29:42Yeah.
29:43Yeah.
29:43She's really wealthy now.
29:44I'm just wondering
29:44if you waxed off
29:46a very small moustache.
30:01Who do you think it was?
30:02Delta?
30:02Holly?
30:04Madeline?
30:05Or Ryan?
30:06Oh, it's so hard.
30:07Who would have a moustache?
30:10And I'm not judging
30:11because I have a little one myself.
30:12Mmm.
30:14I didn't have to say that at all.
30:15Did I?
30:16I won't cut that out.
30:17But we appreciate it.
30:17Why did I volunteer that info?
30:20Okay.
30:21Let's see what our panel
30:23have come up with.
30:25Ooh.
30:26Two Hollies in a Delta.
30:27Why did you say Holly, Soph?
30:29She's so perfect.
30:30I'm just hoping
30:30she's a bit hairy.
30:32Honestly.
30:35Annie, who was your
30:37celebrity customer?
30:38It was Madeline Wentz.
30:40Oh, yes.
30:41There you go.
30:42None of you get the points.
30:43Annie, thank you so much
30:44for joining us.
30:45Really appreciate it.
30:47Amazing.
30:49We've got time for one more.
30:50Our final worker, Sabian.
30:52How are you, Sabian?
30:54Good, mate.
30:54How are you?
30:55Hey, Sabian.
30:55Yeah, well.
30:56Sabian works in a phone shop
30:57and he fixed a mobile phone
30:59for one of these celebrities.
31:01Was it Eric Banner?
31:03Was it Kyle Sanderlance?
31:05Was it Hugo Weaving?
31:07Or was it Russell Crowe?
31:11Oh.
31:12And they just rocked up themselves
31:13and handed it to you?
31:15Yeah.
31:15So they didn't have a helper?
31:17Did this person break their phone
31:19by throwing it at somebody?
31:22Oh, yeah.
31:23They'd been pushed into a pool.
31:25Oh.
31:25He'd been pushed into a pool
31:27and hence it had malfunctioned.
31:29How many people did it take
31:30to push them into the pool?
31:34Why would you ask that question?
31:35I'm just trying to rule out Sandy Lunge.
31:39Did you get a glimpse
31:40of anything that was on the phone?
31:42Yeah, the phone came in dead
31:43and I spent an hour with him
31:45getting it up and running again
31:46so he could back up his photos.
31:49Oh.
31:49So you saw some of the photos?
31:51Yep.
31:52Gee.
31:52You wouldn't want to see
31:53Carl Sandler in the phone, would you?
31:56Was it?
31:56Was there some risque photos in there?
32:00I did see them
32:03with a friend in their budgie smugglers.
32:06Oh.
32:07Right.
32:08Gee, that paints an interesting picture, doesn't it?
32:10I'm so confused now.
32:12Yeah.
32:12I hope it's Banner.
32:15Okay, guys.
32:16That's all the information we've got from Sabian.
32:18Pop your answers in.
32:19Banner, Sandler Lunge,
32:22Weaving or Crow?
32:25Oh.
32:25Oh, are you going to...
32:26Oh.
32:27Oh, look at us all.
32:28Oh.
32:29Let's...
32:29Panel, what have you come up with?
32:31You're both all surprised.
32:32You all think weaving.
32:33Yeah.
32:33Why weaving, Lloyd?
32:35I just felt like of those four, he was probably the most likely to just go in on his own
32:40to fix his phone.
32:42Also, I reckon the easiest to get into a pool.
32:49Sabian, who was your celebrity customer?
32:52It was Hugo Weaving.
32:53You all did it!
32:58I love Hugo Weaving.
33:00Is he as great as I would hope?
33:03Yeah, he was a legend.
33:05I heard he asked after me again later, after I'd left that store.
33:09Amazing.
33:09Sabian, thank you so much.
33:10Really appreciate it.
33:13A complete servicing the star.
33:15Stick around, though, because after the break, we'll find out how many Aussies have a robot at home.
33:19So, see you then.
33:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:34Welcome back to the 100.
33:35The scores are up there.
33:37Still anyone's game.
33:39Oh, my God.
33:40On to our next topic.
33:41I saw an article this week that reminded me that some technological devices certainly make our lives easier,
33:46but don't always make them better.
33:48It was a story about a professional footballer whose wife caught him cheating
33:52when she saw him and his mistress through their remote doorbell camera.
33:56Silly boy.
33:57I mean, there's foolproof ways to sneak around doorbell cameras.
34:10So, plug in, power up, and let's look at the stats on devices.
34:16Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
34:188% of Aussies sleep with what piece of technology?
34:22So...
34:23Um, the breathing device that stops you snoring?
34:26She's got it.
34:27Yeah, a sleep apnea machine.
34:29APPLAUSE
34:318% of us have a sleep apnea machine.
34:35Is there someone up there that sleeps like Darth Vader?
34:39Oh, Kira!
34:41This is me.
34:43I'm Darth Vader.
34:44I like how you're in black as well.
34:45This is great.
34:46Um, Kira, when did you start using a sleep apnea machine?
34:50About 18 months ago.
34:51I did a bit of a health overhaul after getting diagnosed with MS,
34:56so I checked everything else out.
34:57And my partner was like,
34:59how about you check out that snoring?
35:01So I did the sleep test, found out I had sleep apnea,
35:04and became Darth Vader.
35:07Oh!
35:08And is the machine awesome?
35:10Like, do you have great dreams?
35:11It's the best thing.
35:12Is it?
35:12Yeah, it's the best thing I've ever done.
35:14And as crazy as it is and weird,
35:17I've never slept better in my life.
35:20Oh, I thought you were going to say the sex better than ever.
35:21No, not at all.
35:24Even I don't want to look at my own reflection with it on.
35:26Like, I've got it here.
35:28I'm like, look at it.
35:28It's weird.
35:29No.
35:29Yes.
35:30So I'll sit there and read for a while
35:32and then turn the light off
35:34and then don't even look at myself when I put it on.
35:36But then I love myself when I wake up
35:37because it's had the best sleep.
35:39Because you've slept.
35:40Unbelievable.
35:40Thank you so much.
35:41Really appreciate it, Kira.
35:43Cheers.
35:448% of Aussies have a sleep apnea machine.
35:48You can tell when someone needs one.
35:50BIRDS
35:50BIRDS
35:54BIRDS
35:56BIRDS
35:56BIRDS
35:57BIRDS
35:57BIRDS
35:58BIRDS
35:58BIRDS
35:58BIRDS
35:58BIRDS
35:58BIRDS
35:59Yes.
36:00Rules.
36:00Yeah.
36:01The next question involves some pictures, guys.
36:05What percent of the hundred can identify these devices?
36:08I'll put the device up.
36:09Have a look.
36:09Hundred.
36:10Who knows what that is?
36:12It's a simple yes, no.
36:13What percent of them know what that is, do you think?
36:16Results going in behind that picture.
36:21Results are in.
36:22Let's have a look at the panel camera.
36:23Would it help you to say that I've got one?
36:26You have one.
36:26Go on.
36:27Is it vintage?
36:28No.
36:30I've replaced it.
36:31I've upgraded along the ride.
36:33Mike, do you know what it is?
36:35I have no idea.
36:36It looks like a budget Alexa and a drug dealer's beeper.
36:40Lloyd, do you know what it is?
36:42Is it a rain gauge?
36:44He's got it.
36:45He's got it.
36:47A rain gauge.
36:48Why do you need a rain gauge?
36:50Because my dad loves logging how much rain we've had.
36:56And now you do.
36:57I actually asked for a golf range finder.
37:01He thought I said rain finder.
37:03So at Christmas I unpacked one of those.
37:06Oh, cute.
37:06And then he'll call me and say,
37:07how much rain have you had at your place?
37:09And I'll tell him.
37:10And he only lives three suburbs away
37:12and he tells me how much he's had.
37:15Is it different ever?
37:16Yeah, it can be different.
37:17It's very exciting.
37:19This is how men show their love.
37:24One drop at a time, Lloyd.
37:26Let's see how many of our hundred recognise that device.
37:3125%.
37:32Soap gets the points on that one.
37:37Let's have a look.
37:38One more device.
37:39There it is there.
37:41Without saying what it is.
37:43100%.
37:43Have a look at it.
37:44Do you recognise that?
37:45Yes or no?
37:46Panel, pop your answers in as well.
37:48How many of our hundred do you think recognise that device?
37:54Results coming in.
37:56Results are in.
37:58Let's see what our panel said.
38:0020% Mike.
38:01Yeah.
38:02I mean, that's...
38:03I don't know what it is.
38:04That's a thing I grabbed out of the fridge at my sister's place
38:07and drank out of.
38:09It was delicious.
38:10Everyone agreed that.
38:13I would have thought you would know what it might be, Lloyd,
38:17having a recent child.
38:18Yes, yes.
38:19I think the scientific name is a tip milker.
38:26It is a breast pump.
38:27I thought it was an air horn originally.
38:29True.
38:30It is.
38:31Let's see how many of a hundred recognise that device.
38:35Eighteen-eight per cent.
38:36Soph with another one.
38:38Soph.
38:38Oh, man.
38:38Well done.
38:41Hands back on buzzers, guys.
38:4420% of Australian parents give their children a phone for what reason?
38:48For what?
38:49Oh.
38:49Soph.
38:50To spy on them?
38:51Oh, sorry.
38:52To locate them.
38:52To locate them is right.
38:54Yes.
38:54He's right.
38:55Yes.
38:56Oh.
38:5820% of Australian parents give a phone to their kids to track them.
39:02And I've said it before, some kids are easier to track than others.
39:06How to seek.
39:08One, two, three, four, five.
39:18It's the end of the round, but is there someone in our hundred who does this?
39:23Who's tracking a lot of people?
39:25There is?
39:26I want to see if they've found anything mischievous.
39:28It's right after this.
39:29We don't go anywhere.
39:43Welcome back to the hundred.
39:45Before the break, we're talking about phone tracking, and it turns out Marcel is the master
39:50of doing this.
39:52Marcel, how many people are you tracking?
39:55About 15.
39:57And do they all know that you're tracking them?
40:01All but one.
40:02Rich.
40:03It's a family app, and everyone can see where everyone is, so it works really well.
40:08Has it got anyone into trouble?
40:10No.
40:10It gives me palpitations sometimes.
40:13Why is that?
40:14Youngest daughter turning 18, running the wilds of Sydney CBD and Paddington.
40:21Oh, right.
40:21And would you sit at home and try and watch and see where she might be?
40:24Well, she would want us to pick her up at 3am in Oxford Street, so we used to have a
40:28whole restaurant.
40:29Jesus.
40:30Hang on.
40:30Can these people not turn it off?
40:32They do it voluntarily.
40:33They don't want to turn it off.
40:35Would you let Josh track you?
40:37Yeah.
40:37I want to be tracked.
40:39I'm so...
40:39I get lost.
40:40Yeah.
40:43Marcel, thank you so much for sharing.
40:44Really appreciate it.
40:49Well, it's the end of the show.
40:50It's been a huge one back, and it's now time to find out tonight's winner.
40:59Tonight's winner will receive the Prime Minister's parliamentary security pass that he left behind.
41:06And that person is...
41:08Sophie Mung!
41:14But it's not about you people over there.
41:16It's about the people up there.
41:18And tonight on the show, we've talked about snooping on phones, tracking family members,
41:22and cheating husbands.
41:23So we thought it only fitting to end the show by finding Australia's most sneaky person.
41:29100, I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
41:31If you answer yes to these questions, please leave your camera on.
41:34If it's a no, we'll see you next time.
41:36Here we go.
41:41If you've ever snuck food or drinks into a cinema, leave your camera on.
41:48Pretty much everybody.
41:51Makes you feel less guilty, eh?
41:53Yeah, fair enough.
41:54Okay, hopefully we can get through a few more of these.
41:58If you currently use someone else's streaming account without them knowing, leave your camera
42:04on.
42:07Oh, heaps of people.
42:10Oh my gosh.
42:13Any of you guys do that?
42:15No, heaps of people do it to me, I think.
42:17Yeah.
42:17If you check into a hotel and they've stayed logged in to their, like, Amazon Prime...
42:22It's fair game.
42:23Like, I'm buying every movie, aren't I?
42:26All right.
42:28We lost a bunch there.
42:29If you've ever taken a work call or Zoom while on holiday and pretended you were working.
42:41Oh gosh, a few people have done that.
42:44Okay, um, you sneaky critters.
42:48If you've ever stolen alcohol from your parents' stash, this is obviously a while ago, and
42:54replaced it with water.
42:55Oh yeah.
42:56Classic.
42:57That old chestnut.
42:58Yeah.
43:00Don't do it with vodka that lives in the freezer, by the way.
43:04They can pick up on it.
43:07Um, if you've ever bought takeaway and passed it off as your own home cooking.
43:18Okay.
43:20If you have a hidden contact on your phone saved under another name.
43:26Oh.
43:29Oh.
43:30Oh.
43:30Oh.
43:31Oh.
43:33Tristan.
43:40I'm not sure it's the honour you wanted, but it's the honour you have.
43:45You're Australia's most sneaky person.
43:47You've got the opportunity, though, to sign off tonight's show, Tristan.
43:50Go for it.
43:51No worries.
43:52It's been a fantastic day.
43:54Thanks, Elmo.
43:55Bye, everybody.
43:56Aren't you, Tristan?
43:58You sneaky guy.
44:00Huge thank you to our fantastic guest tonight.
44:03Lloyd Langford, Soaky Monk and Mike Goldstein.
44:06And, of course, the five minutes from this country.
44:09If you missed any of that, you can see it on 9 now.
44:13It's great to be back.
44:13Good night, Australia.
44:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:28It's really great to be here.
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