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00:02This week, we'll be welcoming Dad Talk.
00:06No, they're husbands?
00:08This is insane.
00:09Marciano told me this was gonna happen,
00:11but Marciano and I are in a really weird place right now,
00:14so I don't know if I can even deal with this.
00:16He's gonna have to deal with Jordan and his posse,
00:19and Marciano should be very scared and worried
00:22about what's about to go down.
00:24Wait, really? Are you serious? Come on.
00:26Yeah, you heard me right, Dad Talk.
00:27Marciano, he's done well this season,
00:30but right now, he's gotta take a man pill.
00:33He has to face it head on.
00:34He can't run away from it,
00:36otherwise it will always be chasing him.
00:38Our guest of honor is Jordan, Jess's husband,
00:42and the founding father of Dad Talk.
00:46Joining him are his fellow creators.
00:49They will be arriving later this afternoon.
00:52Oh, my goodness.
00:54I honestly have no idea what's going on.
00:56It's explained to me that Marciano has had relations
01:00with Jordan's wife.
01:03I don't really know why you would wanna see your wife's side piece
01:06in person, but it's not gonna go well.
01:09Y'all can talk about how his wife's lips taste.
01:12I feel alone in this.
01:14Stressed out of my mind, just freaking out sweating.
01:19This is a sensitive situation.
01:21I will not allow undue chaos at Rosecroft Park,
01:26and I've already had a word with Marciano regarding Dad Talk, okay?
01:32So Marciano will not be in the formal lineup for obvious reasons,
01:35but rest assured, I will see to it.
01:38Guests remain calm.
01:40Do I make myself clear?
01:41Yes. All right.
01:42A hundred percent Marciano should not be in that lineup.
01:45We shouldn't be greeting guests with a guy that just hooked up with his wife.
01:49No.
01:50Now let's get into the itinerary.
01:52Tonight we're going to serve two Rosecroft dinners.
01:55But Jordan and his guests will host a gentleman's feast,
02:00an indulgent welcome dinner with a more masculine sensibility.
02:05And Stassi will host her sister in honor of Georgie's recent divorce.
02:11Good for her.
02:12Yes, Georgie.
02:13Why are you clapping and cheering?
02:16Because she's happier now.
02:18God help us all.
02:19It's a lot.
02:20I know it's a lot, but we need to have our game on.
02:23Remember, united we stand.
02:27Are you ready to unite?
02:29Have I got my team with me?
02:34My stomach's churning.
02:35My heart is racing a bit because I don't know what's going to happen.
02:38But I know Marciano and Jordan have to meet face to face to go forward.
02:45So let's take a breath.
02:48Let's get this shit over and done with.
02:51You're perfect.
02:52That's why you don't try to break up marriages.
02:54Fuck, dude.
02:56Pagan.
02:56He's just fake.
02:57I mean, I thought we were friends.
02:59Like, fuck you, dude.
03:02All right, well.
03:03You think of Marciano's brand.
03:04You think of testosterone.
03:07You think of spray tan.
03:08You think of eye makeup.
03:11Maybe you think of Mormon wives.
03:12Maybe you think of cheating scandal.
03:15I don't know.
03:15I don't know.
03:15That's Marciano's brand.
03:17Marciano goes and breaks up a marriage.
03:19And now he's like, fuck.
03:21I'm like, I swear you don't do that.
03:24Hagen's fucking ridiculous, dude.
03:25I can't.
03:26Because all he does is fucking make jokes, dude.
03:27It's not even funny, yeah.
03:28It's like, bro.
03:29He just did it again.
03:30As soon as I left the room.
03:31I can hear him talking shit about me.
03:32It's like, she just said United we stand.
03:35Just said it.
03:35Okay, chill.
03:36Just said it.
03:51If I don't give a shit about them, I give a shit about me.
03:54So I really don't know how I'm gonna get through this.
04:21Love, John.
04:22Love, John.
04:25Don't?
04:43Feel a bit incredible.
04:44You in love and he mooed her?
04:49I felt I really have to be good Undertale.
04:50I feel thatpm
04:52Marciano, you think he's so triggered, but I'm like, babe, you had an affair.
04:56Marciano is taking accountability on his side.
04:58I don't know. How you doing that?
05:00Yo, I fucked your bitch.
05:03You forgive me, right, darling?
05:07All right, game point.
05:11Jordan and the rest of Bad Talk is coming.
05:13I'm freaking out right now.
05:17Let me just go run around, get some exercise.
05:20Clear my head.
05:21You cool if we talk for a little bit?
05:23Yeah.
05:24I don't really know what to do in this situation.
05:27I need someone to talk to.
05:28Bo has been there. He's seen it. He's done it all.
05:31He's lived his life and relationship in front of the camera.
05:33He can help guide me on how to navigate through Jordan
05:37and what I should do and shouldn't do.
05:39And honestly, it's really something I need right now.
05:43I'm hailer?
05:44Yeah, well, just, man, I'm old.
05:47I want to talk to you because I feel like
05:50with all the, you know, shit that I've got going on,
05:53you're obviously somebody that can give me some insight,
05:56you know, about what?
05:58Mormon-wide fucking drama?
05:59Oh, yes.
06:00Marciano and the Mormon Wives.
06:03I feel bad for this guy.
06:04I mean, sure, he's been an idiot in love,
06:07but he doesn't really deserve to face the firing squad
06:09of the Mormon dads.
06:11I get that Jordan is upset about everything,
06:13but if I was married to a Mormon wife,
06:15I wouldn't travel to another country
06:16to confront the guy that supposedly had sex with my wife.
06:19I like vacations.
06:21That does not sound like a fun vacation.
06:23I'm just hoping all the truth comes out about everything,
06:25and I don't want to lie.
06:27So what is the truth?
06:28Well, the truth was that I lied about having sex with Jesse.
06:32I did not.
06:33Why'd you do that?
06:34Because I stupidly made a wrong decision
06:37and just wish I didn't make that decision.
06:41Was it trying to get, like, Instagram likes
06:44or popularity via the whole reality?
06:47I mean, it was accumulation of things
06:49that once things were said,
06:52that I couldn't really go back on,
06:54and it's just tough for me
06:55because the lack of trust
06:57after being fucked over multiple times
06:59has just absolutely crumbled me as, like, a human being
07:03to the point where it's like
07:04I don't even know what I can say to people
07:06without it being thrown in my face anymore.
07:09And it fucking sucks.
07:11I mean, I don't think there's gonna be, like, an easy fix,
07:14you know, to that,
07:15especially with the stuff that you were doing on your end.
07:18I don't think anything I can say
07:20will make you feel better.
07:21At least you're in a beautiful countryside.
07:23At least you got work to, like, keep your mind off stuff.
07:25And then when this is all over,
07:27you're heading back to Vegas, right?
07:29Yeah, Vegas.
07:30What are you gonna do? DJ?
07:31Yeah.
07:32Are you a DJ or are you a bartender?
07:34Or are you an Instagram DJ?
07:35Like, I see you doing the turntables,
07:37and I'm like, how is he doing that with those pec muscles?
07:39It's like...
07:39I like Marciano a lot.
07:41I just feel like I'm annoyed
07:43with all the drama that he's created.
07:45So it does frustrate me a lot,
07:47but I do like him a lot.
07:48I just don't know if I would tell him that in his face.
07:52It's like you made your bad,
07:53and then hopefully there's some type of redemption,
07:56and try not to be, you know, POS.
07:59I'm trying not to.
08:00I'm trying to change that narrative, man.
08:01I'm not getting any fucking younger.
08:03Like, I'm 32 now, and I...
08:05Oh, God.
08:07Geriatric.
08:08No.
08:09Jesus.
08:10But...
08:10You smell like my grandfather.
08:12You're a fucking asshole.
08:15Time check.
08:16We have, like, 40 minutes till Georgie and Georgia.
08:18Hello.
08:19We should just do one tray with two crafts.
08:22Not everyone needs to be at the lineup.
08:25Is it raining?
08:26Do I need an umbrella or not?
08:27It's little bits of raining.
08:28Is that them all the way over there?
08:30My sister Georgie's divorce has been finalized,
08:34so I just want to, like, celebrate new beginnings for her.
08:39Whoops.
08:40Whoop.
08:41My boobs.
08:42Sick.
08:43Oh, yeah.
08:45Any excuse to bring more people here that I love,
08:48because this place is insane.
08:50Like, truly.
08:51Woo!
08:52Good job, honey!
08:55Y'all look beautiful.
08:58Oh, my God.
08:59Oh, my God.
09:00I'm so happy you're here.
09:03You came on the rainiest, coldest.
09:05Good job.
09:06Good job.
09:07Good job.
09:07Good job.
09:08Good job.
09:09It feels awfully poetic that there's a storm rolling in.
09:13Thunder, rain, drama.
09:15Mother Nature clearly got the memo,
09:17and she is setting the stage for a messy dad talk arrival.
09:21Go, sister, my sister.
09:23Nice to meet you guys.
09:24You guys want another drink?
09:26I would love a porn star martini.
09:28Porn star martini.
09:29Don't say that word.
09:30My child is here.
09:31What is that?
09:31What is a porn star?
09:33It's so delicious.
09:34Just let me have it.
09:35It's, like, with passion fruit.
09:36It's delish.
09:37Yeah.
09:37I've never heard of that in my life.
09:40As much as we can push, you know, the spritzers,
09:43let's try to do that.
09:44The fucking weather.
09:46You ready for this?
09:47A day in the light.
09:49Another day, another tray.
09:51Going into Dad Talk, there's a lot of fucking drama.
09:55This is, like, just kind of that I am really not aware of at all.
10:00I'm just going to steer clear of the Marciano fucking drama.
10:06Okay.
10:06Here they come.
10:10Oh, wow.
10:13Hey, Marciano.
10:18I'm scared.
10:19I'm scared.
10:19What is Jordan's, like, motive to come here and do?
10:23What does he want to get out of this?
10:25I don't get it.
10:26I am genuinely concerned for Marciano at this point.
10:31Hello.
10:32Hello.
10:33Hello.
10:35Can you catch us up on what happens?
10:38Jesse began an emotional relationship with Marciano after a drunk night in L.A.
10:43and hid it from me for weeks.
10:46And then Marciano, he essentially made up that he slept with my wife.
10:50I met with Marciano.
10:51He told me that you guys, like, had sex.
10:54Oh, my fucking hell.
10:56If I find anything else out, done.
10:58Things aren't perfect with Jesse and I.
11:01And if Marciano wants to have a conversation to tuck his tail, then he has the ability to do so.
11:06But we'll just have to see what happens.
11:08Welcome.
11:09Not an alcoholic chef.
11:10I will take one.
11:11The ad talk has an opportunity to stand on its own two legs, and that's why I'm choosing to be
11:16here.
11:16Please, come in.
11:17Come on.
11:18Let's go.
11:19Hagen is going to meet you up here.
11:21I can take the rest of you guys over to the bar.
11:23How do you feel?
11:25Where's the man of the hour?
11:26Where's Marciano?
11:27Oh, this is awkward.
11:30He wasn't going to be in the lineup.
11:32And I think there's some conversations that need to be had, and that'll probably be away from everybody else.
11:36Okay, sweet.
11:37Yeah.
11:38I've been dreading this moment for a long time.
11:40I didn't know my decisions would affect so many people.
11:45And now I'm going to have to face the consequences.
11:48I'm going to see Jordan and have to tell him the truth about what happened between me and his wife.
11:53And I don't think he's going to like what I have to say.
11:56I don't know how this is going to end.
12:04Jordan.
12:05Stassi.
12:05Stassi, I've heard all about you.
12:07Nice to meet you.
12:07And congratulations on having, like, one of the most explosive shows ever.
12:13Thanks.
12:14I, like, can't turn my eyes away.
12:15We heard that you're...
12:16I'm hosting your reunion.
12:17Yeah, you're hosting your reunion.
12:18But that doesn't mean you guys should just be on your best behavior for me.
12:23No, of course not.
12:24Of course not.
12:24We won't.
12:25Because I would like to get to the true.
12:27I mean, Marciano, I would love to hear your perspective on all of this.
12:33Is he here, though?
12:34We had some fun things planned for him.
12:36He is here.
12:36I think he is scared out of his fucking mind.
12:41Poor guy.
12:44How do you feel about it?
12:45How do I feel about what?
12:47About, like, the husband of your ex-girlfriend coming here.
12:53Ex-girlfriend?
12:54Wild.
12:54Where does he stand now?
12:56Are they still married?
12:56Are they divorcing?
12:57I haven't talked to them.
12:58It looks like you're about to.
13:00Wow.
13:01You guys actually met, huh?
13:02In Vegas, I remember you posting, like, a video with him.
13:07Well, that's when we got caught.
13:09We hung out in Vegas, trying to pretend like nothing happened, but he went through her phone
13:13and caught us.
13:15That's the last time I've talked to him.
13:17What happens in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas.
13:19What happens in Vegas did not stay in Vegas.
13:22No, it did not.
13:22Hopefully the conversation goes really well.
13:24That's all I'm hoping for, because I don't think he'll ever forgive me, but I'm going to
13:29at least try.
13:29My plan is that I'm going to let Jordan speak, and I know he is going to have words to
13:35say
13:35to me.
13:35And I'm going to take the accountability, say I'm sorry, and I'll explain myself as
13:40best I can.
13:41I want to fix it genuinely.
13:44Let's just keep this really simple, okay?
13:46Okay.
13:47Now it's time to pay for it and own up to it, and no matter what, at the end of
13:51the day,
13:52I have to do what's right.
13:54Jordan?
13:55Yeah?
13:56Marcion is in my office if you want to go in now.
13:59Yeah, we can chat.
14:00Okay, well then.
14:02Let's do it.
14:02Let's do it.
14:03I don't know how Jordan's going to handle this situation with Marciono.
14:08I hope that he's going to try and communicate, but he could want to knock his bloody block
14:14off.
14:16Please, Jordan, sit.
14:18Absolutely.
14:19Sit.
14:20I know it might be uncomfortable, but all I would say, to move forward is probably best
14:26just to tell the truth.
14:40It's just funny, you know?
14:43So, you know, we're about 11, 11 and a half months into when this all began.
14:48You've had my number.
14:50You could have called.
14:51You could have texted.
14:52But instead, you chose to continue trying to communicate and talk with my wife, the mother
15:04of my children.
15:06And it wasn't like it ended when I found out.
15:09Like, you continued to try.
15:11The pain you caused me, the pain you caused my wife, what you put my kids through, and
15:16to hear you now wanting to apologize, just, it's hard to accept it.
15:22I feel fucking terrible about what I did to you, to your family, to Jesse.
15:28I wish I could fucking take it back, bro.
15:30I wish.
15:31So why did you?
15:33Why did you lie?
15:39Jesse and I have gone through close to $100,000 in therapy probably to try and get through this.
15:48What made you decide that you were going to come up with that blatant lie?
15:54This is the one thing that I wish I didn't do, which was that lie.
15:59Sheena and Demi had convinced me that Jesse was just placating to me.
16:04She was playing with my head because she knew how much I cared about her.
16:08I was so hurt that maybe what Demi and Sheena are telling me is true.
16:21And that's what's so fucking shitty about this, is that Jesse was placating you because
16:26we were in a shitty spot, not because she ever fucking liked you.
16:30Okay.
16:32Baby, you're right.
16:34It seemed like you had something to say, though.
16:35You can go ahead and say it.
16:38No, you're probably right.
16:39It hurts to hear.
16:41It really does.
16:42Well, it seems like you had something to say right there.
16:44You're about to quake a little bit right there.
17:02I want to tell Jordan that I know about his little secret, but I'm going to bite my tongue
17:12right now and keep it cool.
17:14You're right, and it hurts to hear because Demi fucking played me, dude.
17:19She fucking played me like a fiddle.
17:23And you still fucking keep going back and forth on what really happened with Demi.
17:26You can talk to that.
17:27You want to talk about what happened, what actually happened with Demi?
17:30The blank in this is like, oh, I kissed her.
17:32No, I didn't kiss her.
17:33Yeah, I kissed her.
17:34No, I didn't.
17:34It's like fucking childish-ass shit.
17:36So, did you kiss her or not?
17:45Yes, in the villa.
17:47And then literally walked away.
17:50She told me she loved me.
17:51On camera, loved me as I was walking away.
17:54And I turned back around, and I said, I love you.
17:58You opened my eyes to a lot of things, and I'm just extremely grateful.
18:00Yeah, for sure.
18:02You're so sweet.
18:03You are, too.
18:03Thanks for everything.
18:06You're a growing man.
18:08You turned into a man this week.
18:11I appreciate it.
18:12Thanks for everything.
18:13Hopefully, we'll stay in touch.
18:14Yes, please.
18:16Stay in contact, for sure.
18:17I'm going to walk you out this way.
18:18Okay.
18:21I love you.
18:22I love you, too.
18:25I didn't talk about it.
18:26I didn't come out with it.
18:28I never talked about it, and it was something that I didn't know.
18:30what I was going to do with it.
18:33I don't even know what to say.
18:34I don't think Marciano actually knows what love means,
18:38and that's scary to me, that I would pick a person like that.
18:43Like, hearing this, it just, like, makes me feel like,
18:47like, will I ever find love or be deserving of it, you know?
18:56You're back on it.
18:58Yeah.
19:00Then you need to man the fuck up,
19:02and you need to call Brett and tell him the fucking truth.
19:06Well, do I owe anything to actually tell Brett,
19:09or what do you want me to do?
19:09What do you mean?
19:10You fucking had an affair with his wife.
19:11Well, I wouldn't say I had a full affair with his wife.
19:14You kissed his wife, bro?
19:16Yeah, that...
19:17What the fuck are we sitting there?
19:18Are you serious?
19:19Yeah, no, you're...
19:19Okay.
19:20Brett's being fucking lied to, lied to me, and he's falling for it.
19:24You need to man the fuck up, and you need to call Brett and tell him the truth.
19:29I would go as far as to say, Brett, I'm going to sit down, and I'm going to do a
19:33lie detector,
19:33and I'll fucking record the results for you, because you fucking owe him that.
19:37That's a fucking family.
19:38I already did it.
19:39I'm not doing that again, to be honest.
19:41He doesn't believe it.
19:42He does not believe it, and that's fucked up, because you want to sit here and fucking feel
19:46bad for yourself, but he's the one who has to go to bed with someone who's lying to him
19:49every day.
19:50I'm not feeling bad for myself.
19:51Just to be clear, I am not.
19:53Jordan, tell me why you think I need to call Brett.
19:56I have nothing to say to this person.
19:58I want nothing to do with them.
20:00I'm going to keep my distance and just stay far away from them.
20:03Also, Jordan, are you here to defend Brett and Demi, or are you here to defend yourself
20:08and your wife?
20:10Why do you need to insert yourself in another person's relationship?
20:14The truth is, the reason that I'm here, the reason that Dad Talk's here, is because it's
20:18an opportunity for the dads to stand on their own two feet, and I'm not going to fucking
20:22shy away from your bad decision and what Jesse's bad decision was.
20:25This is an opportunity for me and for my boys, and we're going to come out here, and we're
20:28going to have a good time.
20:29That's why I'm here.
20:30I don't need closure from you.
20:34I don't need it.
20:36I do want this closure, though.
20:37I really want to move past this.
20:39Whether you hate me, that's fine, and I would be so understanding of that.
20:44But I need you to understand how much this fucking kills me.
20:48Show me you give a shit.
20:50Call Brett and tell him what the fuck has really happened.
20:53Tell the truth.
20:56Try something different for once.
20:58Personally, I feel like I've already done it, and I explained myself, and I took the test.
21:01You're not going to give him the fucking courtesy of telling him?
21:04No, I might call him when I get out of here.
21:05Might or will?
21:08It's crazy.
21:09Do you know what?
21:09Like, do you know?
21:10What, what, what, what?
21:11No, do you understand?
21:12Do I understand?
21:13Yeah, I fucking had it happen to me.
21:14Yeah.
21:15This is what makes me know your apology's bullshit.
21:17You can't even...
21:17It's not fake to me.
21:17The same thing fucking happened to Brett, and you can't even call him and tell him the truth.
21:21I don't even know Brett.
21:22It doesn't matter if you know him.
21:23No, what am I...
21:24I just call him and I say...
21:25You just call him?
21:25I just had a fucking affair with his wife.
21:27That's what you do.
21:28You say, hey, I'm a piece of shit.
21:29I did this and this and this, and I don't think you deserve to be lied to.
21:34That's what you do.
21:36It's none of my business.
21:37What do you mean you made it your business?
21:39You had a...
21:39You fucking kissed a married woman.
21:41But it's not my business.
21:42All right, we're done.
21:43See...
21:43Have fun with that.
21:44Jordan.
21:46Jordan.
21:46Oh.
21:47Oh.
21:47I will.
21:48We're done.
21:52Fucking dumb bitch.
21:53What?
21:54He had an affair with Demi, and he won't even fucking admit it.
21:57He's not willing to call Brett and tell him the truth.
21:59He's just a big fucking liar.
22:01He comes...
22:01Did you guys just go at it?
22:03I'm so sorry for what I fucking did.
22:06Oh.
22:07So, tell me the truth about Demi then.
22:10So, if we did kiss and this and that, and I'm like, and does Brett know?
22:13He's like, no, he doesn't.
22:14I said, call him and tell him the truth, because he deserves to know the truth.
22:18He's like, well, I don't know.
22:19I might do that, this and that.
22:21I'm like, now I know you're...
22:22I clock you.
22:22You're fucking full of shit.
22:23If you can't fucking apologize for having an affair with her, then your apology to me
22:27means nothing.
22:28You keep bringing up Demi.
22:30This is your issue.
22:32I'm projecting the shit out of it.
22:34My point is, I got lied to for two weeks.
22:39Okay?
22:40And, like, the repercussions last till now, dude.
22:43It's been almost a year.
22:46Are you okay?
22:51We just listened to the whole thing?
22:52You did?
22:54Oh, well, it didn't go very well.
22:56Well, then, good.
22:58Well, you know, we all know what you did was wrong, but the way he was talking to you was,
23:03like, weird as hell.
23:06He came in here to, you know, attack me, rightfully so.
23:09I mean, I told him I said I deserved it, but...
23:11He was, like, a little out of line the way he spoke to you.
23:14I'm actually really proud of Marciano not exploding.
23:17It shows a lot in his character.
23:19I know Marciano better than he knows himself, and I can tell that he really is hurting, and
23:24he wants to make things better with Jordan and his family.
23:27I just hope Jordan gives him the opportunity to allow him to make events.
23:32This isn't about Brett and Demi.
23:34This is about the fact that he's shown me his character now.
23:38And what I found out, based on using what Demi and Marciano were up to, was that he has
23:44no character.
23:45After having my conversation with Marciano, this fake crying behavior is bullshit.
23:51Like, I don't even want him to be grabbing me drinks at this point.
23:54No, he's going to be in the basement.
23:55I want nothing to do with your success.
23:56Like, dude, get the fuck away from me.
23:59I want nothing to do with you.
24:00The minute I knew that his apology was no longer genuine toward what he did to my family
24:04and my marriage, I was done speaking with him.
24:10Say your most American accent.
24:12Can you say beautiful?
24:13Beautiful.
24:14Why do you sound like a valley girl?
24:17Beautiful.
24:19Wait, say bottled water again?
24:21Bottled water.
24:23You sound like AI.
24:25Wrong.
24:27Is she not steaming those clothes?
24:29No, because I tried to get in there to steam and it was closed.
24:32Oh, Marciano?
24:33Well, we can let him know we have stuff to work on.
24:36So if he wants to go cry about having an affair with someone, he can cry in another room.
24:40Damn, Hagen, that's kind of heartless.
24:42I mean, don't get me wrong.
24:43Nobody dislikes Marciano more than me.
24:45I can't blame Hagen for being tired of all the drama that Marciano brings.
24:49It gets exhausting.
24:52Okay, guys, we have 10 minutes.
24:55Let's rock and roll.
24:56Gabriella, are we good for 10 minutes for the room?
24:59Yes, we're good.
25:04So tonight we have two dinners.
25:06A new chapter is in honor of Georgie finalizing her divorce, while A Gentleman's Feast is a
25:12bold dinner designed to welcome the men from Dad Talk.
25:15Marciano will be taking the back seat tonight to avoid any further conflict, but that does
25:20leave a short staff for two simultaneous services.
25:24We got the first course going in the kitchen.
25:26Let's get it, guys.
25:28Oh, my gosh.
25:29These are non-alcoholic.
25:31Those are alcohols.
25:31Okay, thank you.
25:33Thank you so much.
25:35Appreciate it.
25:35Welcome to Rosecroft Park.
25:38We're honored to have you for your gentleman's evening dinner.
25:40We have a wonderful meal for you, and Chef is going to go ahead and explain the menu.
25:46Hi, guys.
25:47Welcome.
25:48So tonight we start Amisbouche with carpaccio of scallop with caviar and basil herbs.
25:54Then there's a rocket salad with hazelnuts and parmigiano reggiano.
26:00The main course is going to be traditional English fish and chips.
26:03Very basic, but, like, quality.
26:06And the dessert.
26:07Creme brulee.
26:10Bon appetit, guys.
26:11Bon appetito.
26:12Real quick, before we get started, I just want to make a toast to our guest of honor, Jordan.
26:17We're happy to be here to support him and toast Marciano's funeral.
26:23Thank you for all for wearing black today in celebration of our favorite clout chaser
26:28on planet Earth.
26:32So this is caviar.
26:34Tastes really good.
26:34I'm nervous to even eat.
26:37Oh, wow.
26:38That's actually really good.
26:39Really?
26:39That's so good.
26:41Wow.
26:44This is witchy, but this is, Georgie, I feel like we're at your table.
26:48Abso-fucking-lupy.
26:49Yeah.
26:49It's like dark academia, mid-goth, romantic, Phantom of the Opera.
26:55I agree.
26:56Slash Georgie.
26:57Y'all, I'm gonna cry because that's me.
26:59To a T.
27:00Thank you for seeing me.
27:01You're so welcome.
27:02Like, this is your dinner.
27:03You were officially divorced.
27:07Dinner.
27:13So how do you feel after the combo?
27:16I think what I was looking for was, are you sorry?
27:19Do you mean it?
27:21To a T.
27:21And did more happen?
27:22What Jesse and Demi did affected Bret and I's relationship.
27:26And so to like have this all unfold was really hard.
27:28And even after I found out about what had occurred, hanging out with Bret and knowing that more
27:32had happened, dude, it was the most painful thing I've ever endured.
27:38i feel like i'm so lucky to even have had that entire experience with him with his family it was
27:44like i'm better for it now and like i'm lucky that it ended the way it did and now i'm
27:49on to
27:50new beginnings that are going to be even better for me i'm happy like truly it's just so crazy
27:55that you have like a divorce under your belt it's kind of a flex thanks you know it's kind of
28:02chic
28:02to just like have it i'm we're hunting horsing dude that cucumber margarita by the way it's
28:10fantastic yeah cheers guys cheers to dad talk i think that the girls are definitely back at home
28:20wondering waiting what's going on at the villa case you want to sit how you feeling i like your docs
28:26thanks i like your pants thank you no you guys are the best you're so fun you're so cute you're
28:32so accommodating give me a sec so it's not obvious and if i'm being honest i feel like it's a
28:38nice
28:38taste of their own medicine when they came to the villa we didn't hear anything and then when
28:42they finally came back to hear all the sketchy that went down it kind of levels the playing field a
28:47little
28:47bit so you are not going to be calling them this weekend you're going to make them sweat it out
28:52even
28:52though you're not going to do anything bad hey oh today's been eventful what happened um we got to
29:03the villa lisa asked me if i'd be willing to talk with marciano and i said yeah did he look
29:08like he had
29:08lip filler stills yeah yeah he looked like a for sure are you guys done for the night are you
29:13guys all
29:13gonna like everyone's everyone's down at the bar right now just like hanging out what's that me
29:19need a drink what's that no i'm showing yeah let's just showing everybody how you doing we we just
29:25wanted to kind of know what the situation with jesse like how that actually because at the end of
29:29the day i think that jordan and jesse are a relationship that's like they're going through it
29:33she was going through a lot hence why it was so easy for her to confide in me and all
29:37those things
29:38because it was so apparently obvious that and then i was just there wrong time unfortunately and
29:45um it ended up transpiring into you know what it was which was like a full-blown emotional affair
29:51yeah and then feelings were developed it got to the point where dude she she said she loved me like
29:57dead ass yeah and i said i loved her too and then jordan ended up catching us in vegas yeah
30:04yeah and it
30:04fucking blew up and went sideways yeah we still were talking after that too after jordan found out
30:12and then there was a couple instances where it did feel like she pretty much
30:17i don't broke up with me to a point yeah and i was yeah and i was like okay well
30:22that hurts because
30:24you know she had said how she wanted to leave jordan she didn't want to be with him but
30:28but she didn't know like what the right yeah it's like you have kids and a family all those things
30:32where
30:33it was like really difficult and i'm like i get it maybe one day we just we both kept saying
30:38maybe
30:38one day has chase been like interested in anyone uh not that i'm aware of i've been kind of busy
30:44having my own conversations are there cute girls like on the staff i mean i don't know much of their
30:51names i know like hannah and i know um who else have i been talking to whatever their long-term
30:57relationship
31:00statuses probably it needs to at least acknowledge what actually happened here hope you guys have
31:06fun tonight go play spin the bottle or something yeah yeah you don't mean that i was just joking come
31:11on yeah love you talk to you later okay love you bye bye that changes everything as far as with
31:18that
31:18dynamic if it's true like if you actually felt that way she knows i felt that way she fucking knows
31:24it
31:24just hold up she knows it look it's on you higgins hey who's watching hey twerk for them twerk for
31:35them
31:35twerk ready hey do you like that oh no
31:54let's play do or drink you have to kiss george
32:14either jump in the pool naked or kiss the other right just a little bit there you go
32:27yeah
32:35i did not know mormons were getting down like that
32:39where it is you have to bend over and let chase vacuum us you have to say yes daddy
32:59where are you going
33:02where are you going
33:07hey his room's that way
33:14yes we did here we are
33:18here we are
33:31like and i don't think that this is incompatible it hurts me that i hurt you like that
33:36not having you like the last two days has literally killed me like i just like i really care about
33:41you
33:42i honestly care about what you do
33:46really yes i do
33:47me and sage making up makes me feel good you know what i mean i think it was just a
33:50lot of miscommunication
33:51i can prove to her and show to her that like i am the man she wants to be with
34:03can you put this on my hand please thank you got it georgie looks very friendly with them
34:10oh how was your night i heard giggles until 2 30 in the morning
34:15okay i heard cheering you would have thought a football game was going on outside oh yeah we had a
34:20little fun we played some games in the hot tub made out a couple times you made out a couple
34:26times
34:26with chase someone named chase the buzz guy i don't need the wrath of mom talk coming for me
34:32i don't even know because my skanky sister i love mom talk i don't want them to hate me
34:37i am an innocent okay you know georgie you're kind of a reflection of me so can you just get
34:46your
34:46shit together a little bit more but i mean it was funsies this is all new for me y'all
34:51you need
34:52to watch the show i really do truly how was y'all's night yeah hey you made out with my
34:59sister wow like
35:00nobody warned me about this now i'm gonna be under fire they're gonna be mom talks about you
35:09did you guys end up talking to marciano we did yeah we feel like there was more info that maybe
35:14jordan
35:16might not know yeah we also just don't know if that's our place anymore to say anything but
35:21like if he cared so much about jesse just like why did he like make this so public and come
35:27out
35:27and do this that's what like i don't understand this is actually crazy because i am also a secret
35:36lives of mormon wives fan so as a fan of all of this i'm just trying to get to the
35:40bottom of things
35:40so now i have to have a conversation with jordan the cheating the allegations i want to know it all
35:46this is crazy i love it
35:54okay so you told the me you loved her and jesse i don't think i don't remember ever tell oh
36:00to me i
36:01did at that villa actually you're right uh jesse on the other hand no i definitely did
36:06how are you gonna tell two mormon wives i love you in a matter like three months
36:11feelings are feelings and i think i was just in a very
36:15vulnerable state where i felt a lot that i hadn't felt in a long time and that was that
36:21it's gonna make anything you guys spend like three days with a guest and you say i love you you
36:25know
36:26so which one did you love more just so i know shut the fuck up i mean like you you
36:32gotta love
36:36nothing you love her more yeah nice try such an idiot you really are i didn't say he said
36:49i didn't say i don't know what you're talking about
36:52fuck you're telling three separate women you're in love with them but you're telling me you love me
36:57like you're just never a dull day in the villain after everything marciano and i have been through
37:01i try to be there for him but he makes it so impossible it would have been nice if hagen
37:07wasn't
37:07a fake ass because like you should always support your friends but i just need to focus on me and
37:14what i need to do to earn this bonus and make lisa proud
37:23hi how you doing oh you know just going i can't i can't do it i need a xanax i
37:32was gonna say
37:33how's your mental but that is your mental as marciano's telling me i love you baby i love you
37:40i love you but i hate you no but i love you yeah you know what don't piss me off
37:47big dick energy today that's what it's all about a lot of big dick energy you got a lot of
37:52big dick
37:52last night my monk i heard that before from here on out shut the fuck what you guys have sex
38:02i don't think i can just walk in and do that we're mormon we're mormon
38:09we'll see today dude i'm just hanging out dude it's fun yeah same
38:14come on do your wee wee donut wee wee
38:21hi lisa hey looks like rain hi donut look at that bloody cloud over there oh no that's uh that's
38:29frightening hopefully it doesn't mess up our plans yeah i want him to do wee wee and poo poo before
38:33it
38:33starts pouring down i had to go to london on business and i haven't seen marciano
38:39since i put him in my office with jordan and i just want to make sure stasty and i can
38:44be
38:44absolutely positive that the situation is contained how did you feel sitting there i felt
38:50terrible i felt like i was backed into a corner that we were talking about things that were
38:54extremely irrelevant to the situation and it really just made it seem like
38:59he just wanted to deflect and not talk about it all right we need to talk everyone wants to know
39:06the
39:06truth and i just inherently am a human being that like on the top of lists of things that i
39:13don't like
39:13it's lying okay i do know the extent of what went on and that's the truth but you know what
39:21i've tried
39:21to do downplay it and not have it be talked about to protect my kids because that's that's the most
39:28important thing there's even been times when i've been like you know what i can't do this i deserve
39:31better than this i know that but they'll be like
39:40be times when i like see my kids just
39:46i'm so sorry no i'm so sorry
39:55i understand i'm really sorry that you've had to go through all of this i appreciate this it's been
40:03it's been a lot no i couldn't imagine with jordan i feel confused like i can't believe him it's like
40:10he's putting on a front he just has this like emotionally manipulative way about him so my
40:17empathy meter is just like i i don't know it's it's just frustrating i don't know if i'm anywhere
40:24closer to the truth after this conversation with jordan what's this history with do you know that's
40:32the thing and that's what i didn't understand because like i thought you'd be able to relate
40:37because he would be able to relate to who the mistake i made it's something he's done too
40:44that's what since he's married her no that's how he got jesse
40:50jesse cheated on her ex-husband with jordan so jesse was a married woman ostensibly when he met her
40:57exactly and then he was cheating with her yeah fuck me is that that's the pot calling the kettle
41:02yeah exactly what an absolute example of hypocrisy i can't believe this you know what i'm so shocked
41:09and the dad top guests still have another two days here i think he's keeping it buried down
41:17he doesn't want to own it and i need to make sure this whole situation doesn't explode even further
41:28we have the ladies from love overboard you're here with jimmy going
41:34the american pews about myself yeah and like everything that's gone on with me it's always
41:41about her it's all about you hannah our whole friendship is about you i don't want to be a
41:47part of this friendship anymore that's so crazy jesse was married when you met her
41:54i don't with people like that
41:59we're really connecting with nature right now we're grounding we're like just one with the rocks right now
42:04we're one with the rocks oh fuck dude i'm totally fucking up these pants
42:10shit oh my god i guess no one's staring at my ass you know it's not like my best feature
42:30so
42:31so
42:43you
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