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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S12E03
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00:07Oh, look at this, Miss.
00:09Ah!
00:13Jan and I are in the same drag family.
00:15Five New York girls!
00:16Five New York girls!
00:18The other queens should be shook because New York City is here to represent.
00:21We are the best queens in the world, but I'm the one to be.
00:27Did y'all miss y'all's flight?
00:29Because y'all got here awfully late.
00:30We got here just on time.
00:33So how are you ladies doing?
00:34Blessed and highly flavored.
00:35Fat and fabulous.
00:36She's being shy.
00:37This bitch won the first episode.
00:41So who was the top two?
00:42Myself, Sherry Pie.
00:44Did you guys also have a top two?
00:45It was me and Gigi.
00:46So what is like y'all's specialty?
00:49Name something.
00:50She does it all.
00:51Okay.
00:52Did y'all run into any personal issues already?
00:55Have you guys fought at all?
00:58I think that we should switch it up.
00:59Well first we gotta get out here first.
01:01That's the way it is.
01:01Don't, don't, don't you wish.
01:03You still mad at us?
01:04These bitches.
01:07No.
01:07No.
01:08No.
01:08So you already had a fight?
01:10It was not a fight.
01:11It was not a fight.
01:12Who was the fight between?
01:13Our top two.
01:14The winner.
01:15Oh.
01:17I enjoy when bitches tell me what their weaknesses are.
01:21It was, it was like a slight disagreement.
01:23With the pressure of getting ready for like the group number.
01:26We just met the bitches and they're already starting to complain.
01:28But you're supposed to show your strongest assets and they kinda like crackle in front
01:32of us and we're just like eating popcorns like, feel the tea bitch.
01:35Tell us.
01:35Tell us.
01:36I had one idea where I thought the team should've went and this bitch being a musical theater,
01:41the two worlds didn't meet.
01:42But see, me and Gigi like each other, we didn't fight.
01:45Our team, we've been through some shit but we're not gonna air that out in front of the
01:48other girls.
01:49Like no shade, this is a really talented group of people right here.
01:52We've kind of already decided that we're the top seven though.
01:54Yeah.
01:54And what comes after the top seven, but the top six.
01:57Yes!
02:00Team talent!
02:01What's up?
02:02Team talent!
02:04Alright bitches, let's get out of charge.
02:06Exactly, yeah.
02:07Let me take this hair off first though.
02:08I'm gonna take this hair off and then she's gonna...
02:10We're gonna have to put them down.
02:12It's not gonna be as easy as they fought.
02:13Don't worry, be mine.
02:14We were number one.
02:14They're number two.
02:15Hello.
02:16What do you think of those girls?
02:17Do you know any of them?
02:18I don't know anybody.
02:19We're sending them home though.
02:22Team talent my ass.
02:26The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
02:31and a cash prize of $100,000.
02:34With our extra special guest judge, Olivia Munn.
02:50It is a brand new day and we have a new challenge coming our way.
02:53It feels nice to be together as a group for the first time.
02:57It's all lovely.
02:58But it's a competition still.
03:00These bitches gotta go home so I can win.
03:02Woo!
03:03Woo!
03:04Woo!
03:05She's all ready to have her.
03:07Hey, squirrel friends.
03:09Hi!
03:10Are you tone deaf?
03:12Do you have two left feet?
03:13Do you suffer from an over-inflated sense of self?
03:18Well, charisma and uniqueness can only take you so far.
03:21But it do take nerve to show America that you ain't got talent.
03:28Oh!
03:31Hello, hello, hello!
03:33Hi!
03:36I want to welcome all of you to RuPaul's Drag Race 2020.
03:43Now, so far, you've all been safe from elimination.
03:46But that's about to change.
03:49Because starting this week, two of you will lip sync for your life
03:54and one of you will sashay away.
03:56Okay.
03:57So, let's get down to business.
04:00Yes.
04:00And by business, I mean, you know.
04:05Oh, pit crew!
04:11Well, I guess it pays to advertise.
04:15Now, ladies, for today's mini-challenge, it's time for a queer peer assessment.
04:21Widow Von Du and Jada Essence Hall, please step forward.
04:25You each won your premiere episodes.
04:28Now, based on your first impressions,
04:31I want you to line up the queens you've just met from top to bottom.
04:37From who you think is your strongest competitor to your weakest competitor.
04:45Shady.
04:46Boo.
04:46Shady Boo.
04:48Ladies, it's not personal, it's just drag.
04:52Let's start with Widow.
04:53Line them up.
04:55Miss Sherry.
04:58Could your horse move down, please?
05:00There you go.
05:02Come with me.
05:05Okay.
05:07Shady, Shady.
05:18Yeah, that's about right.
05:19Okay.
05:22So, you think your toughest competition is Sherry Pie.
05:25And you think Aiden Zane is your weakest competition.
05:28Yes.
05:31Whatever.
05:33Honestly, I'm unbothered.
05:37Jada, now it's your turn to line them up.
05:39I've watched Shown TV for a long time.
05:44Here.
05:45Because I heard she was doing her stuff.
05:49Had to grab Miss Britta.
05:51Me too.
05:52Right here.
05:54Miss Nikki.
05:56Zuh.
05:58Zuh.
06:00Zuh.
06:01Zuh.
06:02Zuh.
06:02Zuh.
06:02Zuh.
06:03Zuh.
06:03There we go.
06:04Done.
06:08So, you think that Gigi Good is your biggest competition.
06:12Of course.
06:12She was one of the top two, so why not?
06:14And Heidi in Closet is your weakest competition.
06:18Um, just based off first impressions.
06:19Well, Heidi, what do you say to that?
06:22Fuck all them bitches.
06:24Jada's been here all of ten seconds, and she's put me down in front of Rue.
06:28Bitch, please.
06:29Now this week, the four team captains will be...
06:33Widow and Jada.
06:36And the two queens they put in the bottom.
06:41Aiden and Heidi.
06:44Losing is the new winning.
06:46Oh, bitch.
06:47Surprise, surprise.
06:48Jada just did me a favor.
06:50I am now leader of my own group, and we gonna show her up.
06:53Now, ladies, there are so many competition shows that celebrate super talented people.
06:59But, starting today, there's a new TV show for people with a zero talent.
07:06For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be improv-ing your way through a little show we like to call the
07:12world's worst.
07:15Yeah!
07:15Working in four teams, you'll play wannabe performers with big dreams, outrageous backstories, but a new talent whatsoever.
07:25And you need to make us laugh.
07:28Hashtag Drag Race.
07:30It's so hard for me to be the worst, but it's gonna be pretty easy for some of them.
07:34All right, now team captains, it's time to pick your team, starting with Aiden Zane.
07:38I am going to pick...
07:41Sherry.
07:42Heidi, your turn to pick.
07:44Jackie.
07:45Okay.
07:46Widow.
07:47Nicky, Nicky, Nicky.
07:50Jada, you're up.
07:51Jan, I have to say cards.
07:53Aiden.
07:54I'm gonna have to pick Britta.
07:57All right, Heidi.
07:59I'm gonna pick my girl, Gigi.
08:00Good morning, Miss Good.
08:01Okay, good morning.
08:02Hi.
08:03The Widow Von Doom.
08:04You know I gotta go with my Missouri sister.
08:06Come on, Miss Crystal, meth bitch.
08:09Jada.
08:11I'm gonna have to chew my Thestalia.
08:17Who's laughing?
08:19Just me and her.
08:21Okay, Rockham, since no one picked you, you get to pick the team you'd like to join.
08:27Well, I'm gonna pick my premier sisters over here with Miss Jada.
08:34Oh, I love her.
08:35Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best worst woman win.
08:43Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
08:45Let's see, let's see, let's see.
08:46I'm excited to do improv because I like to think of myself as somebody who is a bit of a
08:50character and I need to show these bitches that I'm not the weakest.
08:54Teams, three girls, one brain. You all have to respond together the entire time.
08:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:59That's so interesting.
09:01Wow, that's funny.
09:02Because the fact that we're supposed to be terrible, I don't feel like we have to actually be in sync.
09:08like sherry starts to say something and then i'm like um kind of trying to follow along you know
09:12what i mean i don't trust aiden in leading a group she comes across as shy and kind of aloof
09:20so should we say this all together right now to like just this other talent part we are three girls
09:31two two clap yes i don't think she's ever done improv or any character work
09:36before so she's like a lost little puppy god bless her soul we all speak at the same time
09:44because we share the same i think we gotta pick up this load and we gotta put it on our
09:49back and
09:49we gotta carry it to the finish line coming up these girls some of them are a little bit fake
09:57and they're not who they say they are when i expose them for exactly who they are
10:03work
10:10fruity patooties people called me that a lot growing up i'm here for it
10:13this week's maxi challenge is an improv challenge called the world's worst this is basically a
10:19reality competition show about girls who have no talent and we'll create a poetic masterpiece
10:26it's kind of like a reality show within a reality show like a turducken of reality shows
10:32you know what i'm saying it's really meta
10:37first what we need to do is figure out like which characters people feel like would be their strength
10:40i can do the grapes our group will be playing fruits who are lgbtq activists
10:45it's the ambitious role which i feel like i can be like yeah we're gonna do it you guys
10:51yeah
10:52and then we have the bad apple oh the former member of the fruity patooties and was kicked out and
10:57replaced
10:57by broccoli i think i like the bad apple roll i like the bad apple roll too though uh i
11:03feel like i
11:03i would be able to really just like ham it up but it's up to you okay i'll take the
11:09bad apple roll
11:10and just because i know that's like really like something i know i like selling it okay i feel
11:15really good about this
11:18the del rio triplet oh we're approaching 80 okay work okay i have a lot of improv background i think
11:26i'll be able to lead the group to make sure that we don't get too off track let's back it
11:31up real
11:31quick yeah have either of you guys ever done improv i have in school yeah me too okay do you
11:36remember what the first rule of improv is i always say yes and yes and i'm gonna say no to
11:40anything
11:41we'll never shut each other down on stage yes and you don't say that jayna kind of got me in
11:48my
11:48head when she believes that i am the weakest link i always think about the body first walk with me
11:52girls okay but luckily my team that i picked is helping me get through that real opinions in the
11:58you know what it's been forever since anyone seeing your new nail what yeah yeah so i feel
12:04like this is gonna be right up my avenue avenue at av bitch i live on avenue why can't i
12:09say the word
12:14our team is made up of three squirrel scouts squirrel scout a the smart one squirrel scout b the
12:19sexy one and squirrels out c i'm the drunk one get go i think we should try to not go
12:23predictable
12:24so like what what do you think i say we play to our stripes but you would be you would
12:28be the
12:29drunk i'll be the sexy i'll be drunk i'll be drunk i'll be drunk yeah sure you can be oh
12:36yes all right
12:36oh my god this butter is so delicious all right i'm the sexy one okay i'm not happy with the
12:44role that i
12:45got because being a luke queen and being the sexy one is kind of like predictable i should have been
12:49the drunk
12:50scout hey squirrel friends hi hi kids hi widow yes why did you put aiden as the weakest link well
13:03when we all got to meet each other out of everybody she was the one that didn't give us enough
13:07like
13:07who she is what she does so if you don't have confidence then you sound weak i see
13:16a little bit and you know you have the hair of elder barge i don't know who that is no
13:22he was in
13:23the group to barge and they sing a song the rhythm of the night so now this is an improv
13:33challenge
13:33anybody do improv before i've done it in my language i host a lot of shows yeah and sometimes you're
13:39improv when you're hosting shows because you're never know what's going to happen in the crowd
13:42or if it's yeah well this though has more of an outline even though it seems unstructured it is
13:46structured you've got to infuse your character with behavior you have to know where you come from so
13:51whatever happens you've got something for it i think of all the threesomes you're kind of the oddest
13:57one i would never picture you three together and odds where it's at odd is where it's at i like
14:02that
14:03well i can't wait to see what you do with it all right i can't wait to see you out
14:13there thank you
14:16heidi and closet you know that's a terrible name right it is it's terrible it's awful yeah i can
14:22technically tell you why because heidi then you have to reshape your mouth to say n and then closet
14:28it's not very satisfying heidi fine heidi ho heidi goodbye yes she has to change my name to heidi who
14:35heidi ho heidi duty heidi don't call me late for lunch if that's what it takes to get to the
14:41end
14:41a bitch might just change her name so now um you strike me as someone who's done improv before i
14:47love
14:47improv tell me about improv what's the key to improv the first rule girls we said it earlier we say
14:54yes
14:54and great i taught them well perfect have any of you done improv before she's improv'd in the
15:01band room oh my god you are a character you are a character that's how they know just say it
15:07one
15:07more time so they heard yeah they heard me so that's your job to now hone that and shape it
15:12into something
15:13for this challenge all right i can't wait to see you out there thank you thank you thank you
15:18hey ladies hi so jada this is your team what's the name of your team we are the fruity patootie
15:25i helped start this group but some of them are a little bit fake and they're not who they say
15:29they
15:29are so i'm going to expose them for exactly who they are rock'em sock'em you had a choice
15:35of any
15:35team to go to why did you choose this team i'm very familiar with these girls because you are all
15:39part
15:39of the same group yes we're all part of the same group and these girls have been good like emotional
15:44cores for me do you need an emotional core um i've been finding out recently in this competition
15:50that it's it's been a little hard so um these girls help bring out the the star potential in me
15:58and once it's out i'll be able to keep it there by myself you're an interesting queen and if there
16:02was ever a time to apply that it's in this challenge what uh what fruit are you i'm an orange
16:08uh-huh all right and what about you jada i'm a terribly sad bad apple
16:17all right girls i'll see you out there see you there i feel like the orange is not interesting
16:23her character description is literally like three words i'm thinking that if i have a character that
16:30is not interesting i'm going to go down in flames i kind of i kind of wanted i kind of
16:36want to say
16:36something i i really don't want to step on toes or anything but i am really feeling like
16:43i would feel more comfortable with the apple
16:48with the bad apple roll i don't know why she is doing this but i'm not about to take this
16:54orange
16:55um just because i feel like i can do angry if i take the apple roll then i can really
17:00deliver what
17:01rue is saying the thing is like you have this tendency to like second guess what you do i'm
17:06thinking like now at this point it's kind of a little bit late right now it's apples and oranges
17:10and i want the apple i want the apple i want the apple i'm not gonna be this damn orange
17:19no
17:22coming up coming up i'm bronca the waiter i'm cronca the wild child
17:30and i'm bronca the young very lovely sister
17:49welcome to world's worst it's audition week and the crowds have gathered to see if they can make
17:54the cut for a coveted ticket to west hollywood good luck let's meet some of them well hello
18:01to trio trio excuse me i gave you a bit of a start now are you guys triplets yes identical
18:10can you
18:11believe it we were born in 1939 and we are the best three-part harmony singers and instrumentalists
18:20beautiful music we've been inspired by so many great trios the andrew sisters the dixie chicks and
18:28never forget charlie's angel the charlie's angel are you sure she's okay oh she'll be just fine
18:41if you say so all right ladies we're gonna get you in for your audition are you are you are
18:47you
18:47real real oh oh blanca oh blanca oh blanca no we have to audition this is our chance and the
18:53best
18:54thing about the del rio trio is that they're a triple threat there's no limit to the things they can't
18:58do you're sure she's okay oh she'll be just fine one two three okay break a hip ladies
19:11Hello, World's Worst. Don't mind us. We're just sitting our dear sister down.
19:18She's a little loosey-goosey right now.
19:21Welcome to World's Worst. Thank you for being here. Of course, you know I'm Bossy Rossy.
19:25This is Garo, and this, of course, is Ornacea.
19:28Mother has arrived.
19:30You know we're looking for the worst. Are you the worst?
19:33Yes, that's why we're here.
19:35We're the Del Rio Trio.
19:40I'm Veronica, the leader.
19:43And I'm Cronka, the wild child.
19:49And I'm Blanca, the young, very lovely sister.
19:55Hi.
19:57The one in the middle makes me look animated.
20:00Here we go.
20:02We play instruments.
20:04Yes, you want to hit our instruments?
20:06I am concerned. I think that you look a little tired.
20:09Oh, no, no. She's fine.
20:12A five, six, seven, eight.
20:14Roll, roll, roll your boat.
20:16Hit me down the creek.
20:18Baby, baby, baby, baby.
20:20Nice and good at me.
20:21And I'm going to take you to church this time.
20:24Five, six, seven, eight.
20:25Roll, roll, roll your boat.
20:27Hit me down the creek.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30Heidi's a breakout performer, and she seems ready to show everyone she should not have been
20:34placed in the bottom.
20:35Oh, oh, that was awful.
20:38I think that's terrible, terrible.
20:39I'm wondering, Charles, if you could teach the Del Rio Trio how to coochie coochie.
20:43Oh, definitely.
20:45Okay, now we are...
20:47All right, all four of you.
20:49Come on, let's do it.
20:50Okay, one, two, three.
20:52Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie.
20:55Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
20:57Shasta, salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa.
21:00That was great.
21:02Shasta.
21:03Gigi is killing it.
21:11Get it? Killing it? Because she was dead.
21:14What did you see?
21:15Well, I think Blanca is...
21:18Dead.
21:21A dead ringer for a young Carol Channing!
21:24Don't you think?
21:26Raspberries!
21:28Blanca?
21:30Yes, Raspberries?
21:31You and your sisters...
21:33...are going to West Hollywood!
21:36Yes!
21:38Yes, girl!
21:39What?
21:40Where am I?
21:42I don't wanna get in this room.
21:44You're going to West Hollywood!
21:51What a world! What a world!
21:53To think that my dreams would come true and I'd die in the same moment!
21:58I fall and I can't get up!
22:03Blanca, I'm...
22:04You don't need him.
22:05You're going to West Hollywood, honey.
22:07What?!
22:08Oh, girl!
22:09Hey!
22:10Where's the door at?
22:11It's hard to stand out as a corpse.
22:13And, bitch, I know I did a damn good job.
22:16See you in West Hollywood, ladies!
22:20Well, hello there not-so-young ladies.
22:23Howdy ho!
22:24Where are you guys from?
22:25We're the Squirrel Scout from Camp Bayho!
22:29Who's this cute little guy in there?
22:31Ow!
22:32Wiley!
22:32Oh, my God!
22:33Well, I can't wait to see you ladies sell yourselves.
22:35All right.
22:36Thank you!
22:36Good luck!
22:41I'll go nuts!
22:42We'll go nuts!
22:43We'll go nuts!
22:44We'll go nuts!
22:44We'll go nuts for dog butter!
22:45Woo!
22:46Howdy ho, judges!
22:48We're the Squirrel Cat!
22:49Squirrel Scouts from Camp Dangahoe!
22:52Whoa!
22:53Whoa!
22:55Not a great start!
22:56I'm Lesley-Anne!
22:57I'm Chantal!
22:59And I'm Renisha Lashaw Jackson!
23:02And this is our friend Squirly!
23:04Say hi to Squirly!
23:06Hi Squirly!
23:06Hi Squirly!
23:07Hi Squirly!
23:21And then we had to fend for ourselves out in the wilderness!
23:23I had to eat rocks!
23:25I had to use sticks as tampons!
23:27And what do you do exactly?
23:29We're here today to earn our reality television show, Maribach!
23:34As you can see, we have so many already!
23:36I have this!
23:37Maribach having the best smile!
23:39And I have this one because I can make matte lipstick out of berries!
23:43And this is barbecue sauce!
23:47Widow is not afraid to take it there!
23:49She looks a hot mess and she even smells a little bit drunk!
23:53And I'm just hoping I can keep up!
23:55We actually have a beautiful product to show you right now!
23:57Alright!
23:58Okay!
23:59Not only are we survivors, we're also entrepreneurs!
24:02Veneurs!
24:03Veneurs!
24:04Yeah!
24:06Oh!
24:07Ooh!
24:08Nut butter!
24:09Butter!
24:10Woo!
24:10You make it!
24:11Diddy's handshake and squeeze by myself!
24:14And I swallow!
24:16I mean, taste test!
24:18Would you like to try it out yourself?
24:20Wait, let me know!
24:21I'll take two!
24:22Now careful!
24:23Don't bust that nut!
24:25Get those nut butters away from my face!
24:28Do you want to taste it?
24:29I want to taste it just a little.
24:34Are there squirrel juices in this?
24:39It's organic?
24:41No!
24:43Crystal is struggling as much as me, but I have three years of English.
24:46She has 28.
24:50I have to say, you ladies put manure in entrepreneur.
24:55Can I see this squirrel up close?
24:57Really?
24:58He's so nice of-
24:59Ah!
25:00Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:04Ah!
25:05Ah!
25:07I can't see!
25:08You cut my teeth!
25:09Squirly, no!
25:11You cut my teeth!
25:13No matter how much I feel like I did my part, it's a team challenge.
25:18I ain't gonna bullshit with you.
25:19I'm scared.
25:20I'm- I'm terrified.
25:22There's a squirrel in my pants!
25:25Coming up...
25:26Enough!
25:27Big Apple, what in the sauce are you doing here?
25:30I'm gonna expose you!
25:31True Fight!
25:32Ah!
25:35Ah!
25:36Ah!
25:37Ah!
25:37Ah!
25:38Ah!
25:39This team is the piss.
25:48The yasser either take a disc yasser or go to traffic school.
25:52And I hate traffic school.
25:54I hate it.
25:55Woo!
25:56Here comes the next group.
25:57Ah!
25:58It's a bunch of proofs.
25:59We are-
26:00Okay, ladies, we practice this off with one, two, three.
26:04So, fruity patooties!
26:08Hello, America.
26:10My name is Big Gay Grape.
26:12I am orange, and I'm as sweet as a clementine, and just as petite.
26:17I'm your fully realized in vegetable property.
26:21And we're gay.
26:21We're super gay.
26:22And we're so excited to be representing our community here on this show.
26:25We just want everybody to know that you are all accepted, no matter who you are or where you are
26:29from.
26:30You're a broccoli, but you're in the fruity group.
26:35Well, yes, she's a fierce Brock ally.
26:38I'm a fierce Brock ally.
26:40Girl, I look crazy right now.
26:42I have this huge-ass broccoli on my head.
26:45I'm sweating profusely.
26:46Both of my eyelashes are falling off at this point.
26:48I'm not looking polished, and it's just throwing my whole game off.
26:50I'm a fully realized woman.
26:52Okay.
26:53I think that me and Brock are very, very high energy,
26:58and broccoli is just being a fully realized broccoli,
27:01and she's being super sexy.
27:03And I don't know if that's really coming across to the judges.
27:07I'd like to start off with a little joke.
27:09I smell a real big stinker coming on.
27:11Let's spray a little.
27:12Poopery!
27:13Kids love the joke.
27:14We're going to start it off.
27:15Okay.
27:16Knock, knock.
27:17Who's there?
27:19Orange.
27:20Orange who?
27:21Aren't you glad that we can live in a community
27:23that accepts our brothers and sisters,
27:26be they vegetables or fruit?
27:28Girl, this team is the pits.
27:30Quick question.
27:31You said you're going to tell jokes?
27:33When is that going to start?
27:35Well, that was our best one.
27:40Big Apple, what in the sauce are you doing here?
27:43You know I'm here, and I'm going to expose you.
27:45I'm here to set the record straight
27:48to a few phony patooties I know.
27:51The world is going to see them for exactly who they are.
27:55I created the phony patootie,
27:58and you're trying to steal all of what I've done.
28:01How many doctors do I have to eat a day to keep you away?
28:04There's not enough doctors to keep me down.
28:06And broccoli!
28:08Nobody likes broccoli.
28:12Take your stem out of my face.
28:22She broccoli speared her.
28:24Proofie!
28:28I'm going to shoot you!
28:32Don't produce the fruit!
28:34Are you thirsty?
28:35Because I got some fruit.
28:36Let's go!
28:38Stop it!
28:40Everybody, speak slowly and clearly.
28:43What the hell is going on?
28:44Little do you know.
28:45They're straight.
28:47I'm going to ask you a few questions, all right?
28:49Sure.
28:50Great.
28:51What does Mariah Carey call her fans?
28:54Her, um, butterflies?
28:57I gotcha.
28:58It's lambs.
28:59I'm surprised at you.
29:01I thought you were gay this whole time.
29:04I have never been so steamed in my life.
29:06All right, final question.
29:07Who won the Super Bowl last year?
29:10The Patriots!
29:11The Patriots!
29:12The Patriots!
29:12Whoa!
29:13That settles it.
29:14You are not gay!
29:17You're not going to West Hollywood.
29:19Oh, no!
29:21Anapolite!
29:22Keep your cuchy-cuchy awake!
29:23Oh, no!
29:25Oh, ho, ho, ho!
29:26Well, hello there.
29:28Who do we have here?
29:29We are three girls with one brain.
29:37We met at a bus stop, and all of a sudden, lightning dropped.
29:55And now we speak as a collective unit.
30:12Hello
30:14Alright, three girls, one brain
30:17Give us a word
30:20And we will create
30:23A poetic
30:27Masterpiece
30:29There was a guy from
30:30Missy Pippi
30:33There once was a guy
30:36From Missy Pippi
30:39Who sat on a wall
30:42There once was a guy
30:45From Missy Pippi
30:46Who had a great ball
30:49All the queen's horses
30:52And all the queen's men
30:55Couldn't put
30:57There once was a guy
30:59From Missy Pippi
31:01Together again
31:03Can worst be a three-way tie?
31:06I want to know a little bit more about you
31:08What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
31:09Quick!
31:11Charm
31:16Excuse us, just a minute, please
31:17I got you, ladies
31:19Charm, do you feel like these ladies
31:20Maybe are faking it a little bit?
31:23I'm gonna come up there for one second
31:26Ladies, I'm not convinced
31:27That you really do share one brain
31:28But if you did
31:30When I slapped one of you
31:32You'd all feel it
31:35Wouldn't you?
31:36Should I slap you?
31:42Should I slap you?
31:47Ow!
31:51I've seen all I need to see
31:52That's right, I'm impressed
31:53Do you ever find this overwhelming
31:55In your daily lives
31:56Sharing one brain?
31:58You
31:59I can't do this anymore
32:00I'm going back to James and the Peach
32:03What?
32:04I thought you were three girls with one brain
32:06Liza Minnelli, lie!
32:08We are two girls
32:11One girl, one girl
32:12One fucking brain, let's go
32:14They were the worst
32:16We need them!
32:18Ladies!
32:19We need you!
32:22Well that wraps up
32:23Audition Week in Tuckahoe
32:25And that truly was
32:26The world's worst
32:28I'll see you next week
32:29In West Hollywood
32:31In the alley behind Mickey's
32:33Coming up
32:34We could have done better
32:35As a group
32:36You didn't lead us at all
32:38I'm not agreeing with this
32:40Constructive criticism
32:41I did a good job
32:42We were carrying you
32:55It's elimination day
32:56It's today we're going to find out
32:57What the judges think of our performances
32:59I really wish I had pushed
33:01A little bit more for that apple
33:02I just try to cram as many fruit puns as possible
33:05She's very punny
33:06I just hope it's not our Clementine to go
33:08Shut up
33:10It's scary
33:10But I'm not going to let these girls know
33:12That I'm nervous at all
33:13Because I'm not nervous at all
33:15I'm pretty nervous
33:16Yeah, I'm actually
33:20How you guys feeling about yesterday?
33:22I think there are certain things
33:23That we could have done
33:25Better as a group
33:26I'm nervous
33:27About our team
33:28Aiden was definitely
33:29The weakest link
33:30I honestly feel like
33:32You didn't really lead us much
33:34Yeah, I mean
33:35I love you
33:36But you didn't lead us at all
33:38When it comes down to it
33:39Sherry and I are both really good
33:40At, or at least we like to think we are
33:42Really good at improv
33:43That's what we do in New York City all the time
33:45The times
33:45I felt like we were carrying you
33:48I did choose
33:49Specifically two people
33:51Who I knew would be strong
33:51In this type of challenge
33:52I really just wanted everything
33:54To be kind of
33:54Everybody's decision
33:55But when you're the leader
33:57Are you going to just rely on everyone
33:59For every other challenge
33:59Yeah
34:00I thought I did a good job
34:02I'm not agreeing with this at all
34:05I did rise to the occasion
34:06In this challenge
34:07I feel like I'm constantly
34:08Fighting this battle
34:09Of being the weak link
34:11So I'm not going to focus
34:12On these other queens
34:13And their constructive criticism
34:18Do y'all have like any siblings at all
34:20Like or is it just you
34:21Cause you can be very like
34:22Only child energy
34:23Bitch you're going to gag
34:24So I have literally a fucking twin
34:26Shut up
34:27No man
34:28Literally every time I tell people that
34:30People always fucking gag
34:30We look the exact same
34:31Are you both gay?
34:33Yeah we're both gay
34:34Oh wow
34:34So tweens, gays
34:36How did your parents took it?
34:38I literally came out on an Applebee's to her
34:40Oh sick
34:41They brought over the two for twenty
34:42Literally though
34:43I told my brother I was like
34:44Bitch I'm about to come out right now
34:45So he was like
34:46He was like
34:46Don't bring me in it
34:47And then he walked to the bathroom
34:49He goes to the bathroom
34:50Because he doesn't want to come out now
34:51But I do
34:53Then my mom was like
34:54Girl I know you gay so
34:55Eventually my brother came out
34:56Five or six months later after me
34:58And my mom was like
35:00Finally
35:01Funny our thing is too
35:02That he wants to start doing drag
35:04Oh word bitch
35:05Now my brother wants to do drag
35:07And bitch I don't have time for it
35:08He's been like
35:08Girl put me in drag
35:09Actually he doesn't even say girl
35:10Cause he doesn't speak like me
35:11And I'm like
35:12This is my thing
35:13Not yours bitch
35:14Literally
35:18I think a subtle eight inches is good
35:20Don't you think?
35:23We've been sitting here
35:24Kiki Ken
35:25BFF
35:25Living loving life
35:27And reality is setting in
35:29Us bitches are about to start going home
35:30One by one
35:31And it starts here
35:32That nose is staring right at me
35:33It's shaving
35:34Yeah post your eye out
35:35Watch out
36:00Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
36:03Second runner up of South Plainfield's Got Talent
36:071987
36:07Michelle Besorge
36:10I demand a recount
36:12Singing chats
36:14From So You Think You Can Yodel
36:17It's Ross Matthews
36:18Yodeling she who
36:21And from brown eye for the straight guy
36:24It's Carson Kressley
36:25Oh actually it was pink eye
36:27But that's a whole other story
36:31And the fabulous Olivia Munn
36:34Welcome
36:34Ru if loving you is wrong
36:36I want to be the worst
36:39For the first time this season
36:41We brought all of our queens together
36:44And challenged them to improv the house down
36:47And tonight on the runway
36:49Category is buttons and bows
36:53Gentlemen start your engines
36:55And may the best woman win
36:58Coming up
36:58This is a beautiful presentation
37:00I loved what you did on the runway
37:01I would love if you could merge
37:02The beautiful art that you do
37:04With your face
37:12Category is buttons and bows
37:14First up Jada Essence Hall
37:17Well I've heard of bow legged
37:18But never bow armed
37:19I'm giving you pink Barbie doll realness
37:22Different layers of pinks
37:24Just keep it like nice and cute
37:25Jada Pinkett Jacket
37:27Oh my god
37:28Dahlia Sin
37:30Bunny I'm home
37:31And then there's mob
37:34My runway look is pin up
37:37Bunny rabbit
37:37Bouncing down the runway
37:39Shaking my little ass
37:40And I'm here for it
37:42What's up Dahlia?
37:44Deucers
37:44Rock'em Sakura
37:46Alice come through the looking glass
37:50My concept behind this look is
37:52Alice in Wonderland
37:53Takes prenatal vitamins
37:55And her hair gets really long
37:56She doesn't know what to do with it
37:58So she just keeps putting bows in it
37:59Oh lions and tigers and merkins
38:02Oh my
38:04For your consideration
38:05Jan
38:06Simply
38:08Jan
38:08Oh yes you better voodoo
38:11My look is scary voodoo doll
38:14And I am walking like I'm ready to possess every single bitch in this building
38:18I think she's got this sewn up
38:20Basic stitches beware
38:23Heidi and closet
38:25You know she said it was nine inches long
38:26But I think she's lying
38:28My runway is very Pinocchio
38:30Come to life as a real girl
38:32She's got her big old bow
38:34And then she's got some buttons
38:35Little need for a skirt if you want to see
38:36Oh
38:38Now I made a wood
38:42Gigi good
38:42She's so buttoned up
38:47Bitch I am covered
38:49In 25,000 orange buttons
38:52This is honestly the heaviest thing I've ever worn
38:55But I'm doing my best to make it look like
38:56It's completely effortless to walk in
38:58Oh my god Becky
39:00Look at her buttons
39:04Jackie Cox
39:05Oh I say there's trouble in River City
39:07Come on with a capital T
39:09My look is inspired by the Pearlies of England
39:13Who created this look around turn of the century industrial revolution
39:16The Pearl buttons were a cheap way to really make any outfit more fabulous
39:21Yodelahy ho
39:22The Widow Von Dew
39:25Lozo you better go
39:27I am serving you my clown couture realness
39:32Is she a big job?
39:34I like to serve different high fashion looks
39:37That may not be your cup of tea
39:39Brown clown stunning
39:43Crystal method
39:44Well she obviously tied one on before she hit the runway
39:46I certainly did
39:47My buttons and bows look is cutesy little baby eleganza
39:51This look is pink and fluffy and inspired by a present
39:55Because I'm a gift to the judges
39:56Wrap it up I'll take it
39:59Ca va Nikki doll
40:00Oh she's got a measuring tape that's so handy
40:02Guess who's back with a mouth
40:06Nikki doll is serving Cinderella to the judges tonight
40:08She is in her atelier with her little mice and working on her dress
40:11And she's definitely going to go to the ball
40:12I like my vision and I'm super proud of what I'm doing
40:14Kerbals they're not just for anuses anymore
40:18Aiden Zane
40:20Ribboned for your pleasure
40:22I am feeling very Lisa Frank
40:25With my bows raining down on the shoulders
40:27I love to take simple things
40:31And really make something out of nothing
40:33Her real name is Brett
40:34Brett
40:36That's Brett
40:38Ritta
40:38Ritta please
40:41Move over Polly Pocket
40:42There's a new doll in town
40:45I'm serving you Fiesta Coral realness
40:48That waist is cinched to the gods
40:51Just flawless
40:52I can see her camel bows
40:57Up next
40:58Cherry Pie
40:59Oh
41:00I think I've seen this movie
41:01I think it's called Manabelle
41:05Uh oh
41:07Somebody fed her after midnight
41:08This look is very
41:10I'm sending a letter to daddy
41:13I want to show another version of Cam
41:15Which is a little spooky ooky
41:19Goodbye dolly
41:23Coming up
41:24I love this runway look
41:26This all felt fresh and so funny
41:28Oh my god it's strawberry shortcake
41:29If she ran a brothel
41:35Welcome ladies
41:36When I call your name
41:38Please step forward
41:39Widow Vondue
41:42Jada Essence Hall
41:45Jan
41:47Rockam Sakura
41:49Gigi Goode
41:50Aiden Zane
41:53Britta
41:54Ladies
41:56You are all safe
42:01You may leave the stage
42:08Ladies you represent the tops and bottoms of the week
42:13And now it's time for the judges critiques
42:15Starting with Dahlia Sin
42:17This runway look I really enjoy
42:19This subtle color palette
42:20It all works
42:20And this is a beautiful presentation
42:22I loved what you did on the runway
42:23Bouncing like a bunny
42:24Your ears are so cute
42:25I just thought you were so beautiful
42:26Thank you
42:27You are stunning
42:27But the hair
42:29Because it's like a mauve
42:29I couldn't see it
42:31I kind of lose that a little bit
42:32All right let's talk about the improv challenge
42:34It was a roughage challenge for you
42:38You kept looking to the other girls
42:39And every time you did that
42:40You would block your face from the camera
42:42So I was trying to give them more like demure
42:43But like still trying to be sexy
42:45Well blocking the camera is a big no-no
42:47When you're filming a television show
42:49The whole idea of the fruit thing
42:51Is because you guys are gay
42:53And that's an old school term
42:55That's the joke
42:56But anytime broccoli spoke
42:58It didn't really do anything
42:59Yeah I was trying to play more
43:00To like being the sensual sexy broccoli that I am
43:03I know it's hard to be your piece of broccoli
43:05When you like to be beautiful and sexy
43:07But we wanted more
43:08The broccoli was just lost in the sauce
43:11All right Heidi
43:12I have just one question for you
43:13Is it Heidi Ho or Heidi Doody?
43:15I was liking Heidi Ho
43:16We'll drive it around the block a few days
43:18And see how it works
43:20Hey Heidi
43:20Hi Gorgeous
43:21How are you?
43:22I'm blessed and highly favored
43:23Oh?
43:24That?
43:25In the improv challenge
43:26You were really fun
43:27Because you had a character
43:29You came in with that flipper
43:30That you spit out
43:31And you made me laugh
43:33Throughout the entire thing
43:34This runway look
43:36It is that combination of really beautiful
43:37But it still has the sense of humor
43:39The nose thing
43:40As soon as you came around the corner
43:41I saw the tip first
43:42I became very excited
43:44And I said oh it's just her nose
43:45Oh my God
43:46This was a thoroughly delightful runway look
43:48I really appreciate that y'all like this
43:50Because this is actually a little nod
43:51To some of my history
43:52Because back in high school
43:53I ran track
43:54And my hair used to be down to here
43:55And the guy was lining up the girls
43:57And he was like
43:57Well get up here with the rest of the girls
43:58I was like
43:59But I'm a boy
44:00And then they started calling me
44:01He's a real boy
44:02Tonight was a fun night for you Heidi
44:06Good job
44:06Jada thought you were one of the weakest
44:08And look at you now
44:10Jakes on her
44:12Up next Jackie Cox
44:14I want to compliment you
44:15On listening to my makeup recommendation
44:16Much better
44:17Thank you
44:18Let's talk about this look
44:19I love this because it was like
44:20Oh my God
44:21It's strawberry shortcake
44:22If she ran a brothel
44:23Oh
44:24I love it
44:25I saw immediately the pearlies
44:27Because it reminded me of
44:28Mary Poppins
44:28The Julie Andrews one
44:29Where it's this type of outfit
44:31It is just a skosh costume store
44:34But then you
44:35In the improv challenge
44:36Were so fun to watch
44:38You weren't afraid to make weird faces
44:40You weren't caught up in the
44:41Am I looking sexy
44:42Which can kill comedy
44:44Up next Crystal Method
44:46So we're going to talk about
44:47Your performance as a squirrel scout
44:48You kind of got lost
44:50When you're in a group
44:51It's so hard
44:52And in your case
44:53You had Widow
44:54You know
44:54She took a character
44:55And she took it all the way
44:56And she gave us something
44:58To go
44:58Hmm
44:58Clearly
44:59An alcoholic
45:00Oh and she likes
45:01Barbecue
45:03You needed it to be more specific
45:05We're counting on you
45:06To take us on a ride
45:08I'm not going to lie
45:09Your makeup is distracting
45:11It's now become repetitive
45:12I love red and pink together
45:14But I would love
45:15If you could find a way
45:16To merge the beautiful art
45:18That you do
45:19With your face
45:20How do I say that
45:21I want to see who you are
45:25I think part of the reason
45:26That I have the face
45:28That I do
45:29Is because
45:30Crystal makes me confident
45:32And I have a hard time
45:34Showing myself
45:35And opening up to
45:38I'm sorry
45:39You know
45:40Seeing you in the workroom
45:41With nothing on
45:42But that
45:43Elder barge mullet
45:44Mama Ru says
45:45You're fucking fascinating
45:47I need you to infuse that
45:49Into everything
45:50That you do
45:51In this competition
45:53You know
45:53When I first came out
45:54To California
45:55I would take on
45:56Every audition
45:57And I would just
45:57Have the attitude
45:58Whatever you want
45:59Tell me it
46:00And I'll be it
46:00You want me to smile
46:01You want me to
46:01Whatever you want
46:02I can do it
46:03And that got me nowhere
46:05Until one day
46:06I realized
46:06What is the one thing
46:07I have that no one else has
46:09And that's me
46:10And you really have
46:10Such a fun energy
46:11Nobody else has
46:12That will make the difference
46:13For you
46:14Not how much makeup
46:14You put on
46:15Amen
46:16Thank you
46:18Up next
46:18Nikki Dog
46:19I love this runway look
46:21You gave us this theme
46:22In such a non-literal
46:24But really fun way
46:25With the button
46:26I'm going to call that
46:27A wig-inator
46:28Because it's like
46:29A fascinator
46:29What did you call me?
46:30I like that
46:31When it comes to the skit
46:32That you guys did
46:32I feel the same way
46:33That I felt with Crystal
46:35You disappeared a little bit
46:36Even more so
46:38Crystal was pushing a little bit
46:39I felt like you were nervous
46:40Does the language barrier
46:42Like slow you up?
46:43It has built frustration for me
46:45We had such a great example
46:46With Charo
46:48Who launches into Spanish
46:49At the drop of a hat
46:50Throw in the French
46:51It's fun
46:52It's charming
46:52It's you
46:53Bring more of you to the game
46:55Up next
46:56Cherry Pie
46:57Let's talk about
46:58Three girls
46:58One brain
46:59Just watching you all do it
47:00And follow
47:01E-H-L
47:02Was so funny
47:03And you had such a commanding presence
47:06The thing about improv is
47:07You have to go with the flow
47:08But you can prep for it too
47:10Just all felt so fresh
47:11And so funny
47:13Your skit was my favorite
47:14This runway look
47:16Is so great
47:17Because it is campy
47:19But in this really fashionable way
47:21Thank you
47:23Ladies thank you very much
47:24I think we've heard enough
47:26While you go and untuck backstage
47:27The judges and I will deliberate
47:31All right now
47:32Just between us squirrel scouts
47:34What do you think?
47:35Dahlia Sin
47:36She just faded away
47:37And she was wearing a giant broccoli suit
47:38That's not easy
47:39She's also caught up in this
47:40I am a sexy queen
47:41And she needs to have many other lanes
47:43Up in this competition
47:44Heidi
47:44I loved what she did on the runway
47:46She gave us buttons and bows
47:47In kind of an unexpected way
47:48In the improv challenge
47:49She really made me laugh
47:50And then I kind of fell in love with her
47:52When she started opening up to us
47:53It's a good week for Heidi Ho
47:54Jackie Cox
47:55In the challenge she went there
47:57And that makes my heart sing
47:58I believe whatever happens in this competition
48:00We will see her performing on stages
48:02Around the world
48:03Crystal Method
48:04The fact that she wore that makeup
48:06As a squirrel scout
48:07Is telling that she's hiding behind that mask
48:09Even Rockham changed her makeup completely
48:11She faded in the background
48:13In the challenge
48:13And on the runway
48:14She just looked a little unfinished
48:16If she just has a little time
48:17To bake a little longer
48:18She could be incredible
48:20Nikki Doll
48:21In the challenge for me
48:22If Crystal Method was
48:24Fading into the background
48:25Then Nikki Doll was invisible
48:26But on the runway
48:27That look was so thought out
48:29And exactly the kind of approach
48:31You need to be bringing
48:31To every second of this competition
48:33It breaks my heart
48:34Because you can see
48:35How each one of them care so much
48:37And it matters so much
48:38To every one of them
48:39It's really hard for me
48:40To think about any of them going home
48:41Sherry Pie
48:42In the challenge
48:43She was very funny
48:45And she was giving me like
48:46Ethel Merman mixed with Lucille Ball
48:47And then she comes out on the runway
48:49I love that she blends kind of classic
48:51With her own modern twist
48:52All right, silence
48:53I've made my decision
48:55Bring back my girl
49:02Welcome back ladies
49:04I've made some decisions
49:08Heidi
49:11You're safe
49:12You may join the other girls
49:14Thank you
49:18Sherry Pie
49:21Conjagulations
49:21You are the winner
49:22Of this week's challenge
49:23Thank you so much
49:25You've won a cash prize
49:27Of $5,000
49:28Thank you
49:34Jackie Cox
49:37You're safe
49:38Thank you
49:42Nikki Doll
49:43Your buttons and bows
49:45Are très chic
49:46But your improv
49:48Was a little weak
49:50Dahlia Sin
49:52You're a beautiful queen
49:53But the judges
49:55Had some beef
49:56With your broccoli
49:58Crystal Method
50:00Squirrel Scout
50:01You've got real potential
50:02But the judges
50:04Weren't nuts
50:05About your improv
50:09Crystal Method
50:13You're safe
50:18You may join the other girls
50:22Nikki Doll
50:23And Dahlia Sin
50:25I'm sorry my dears
50:26But you are up for
50:28Elimination
50:29Oh my god
50:30I'm so pissed
50:31I really don't agree
50:32With Ruth saying
50:33That I should be
50:34In the bottom two
50:34Bitch now
50:36Two queens
50:37Stand before me
50:38Ladies
50:39This is your last chance
50:41To impress me
50:42And save yourself
50:44From Elimination
50:48The time has come
50:50Put your lip sync
50:52For
50:53Your
50:55Life
50:57I deserve to stay
50:58And I'm gonna fight
50:59For my spot
51:00Bitch
51:01I'm not going home
51:02Good luck
51:03And don't
51:05Fuck it up
51:08I got one more
51:09From the gym
51:10Girl
51:11Hey
51:11Hey baby
51:13Even though I hate you
51:14I wanna love you
51:15Aren't you
51:15And even though I can't forget you
51:18I really want to
51:19Aren't you
51:20Just hold in the club
51:22Got no weight
51:23On my shoulder
51:24And I should be
51:26Wasted
51:26I didn't realize
51:28That I'm good
51:29I got one less
51:29Problem without you
51:30I got one less
51:32Problem without you
51:32I got one less
51:34Problem without you
51:35I got one less
51:35I got one less
51:36Problem without you
51:38Ziggy eggs
51:40What you got?
51:41Small one either
51:42And I'll be better off
51:43Without you
51:44In no time
51:44I'll be forgetting
51:45All about you
51:46Saying that you know
51:46But I really really doubt you
51:48Understand my life is easy
51:49When I ain't around you
51:50Baby
51:50Too big
51:51To be your present
51:52And I'm thinking
51:52I'll let the throw to you
51:53More than I love your presence
51:54In no head stepping
51:55Either you want it
51:55Or you just playing
51:56I'm listening to you
51:57Knowing I can't believe
51:57What you're saying
51:58It's a million years
51:59Baby
51:59So don't be dumb
52:00I got 99 problems
52:01But you won't be one
52:02Like what?
52:05This is my best
52:07Head in the club
52:08Got no weight
52:09On my shoulder
52:10I should be wiser
52:12I realize
52:13That I've got
52:17One less
52:18Problem without you
52:19I got one less
52:20Problem without you
52:21I got one less
52:24I got one less
52:24When I ain't around you
52:27I got one less
52:27Problem without you
52:34Ladies
52:35I've made my decision
52:42Nikki Doll
52:43Enchante you stay
52:48You may join the other girls
52:56Dahlia Sin
52:57My dear
52:58We'll have one less
53:00Gorgeous queen
53:01Without you
53:03Now
53:04Sashay away
53:06Thank you
53:09We love you Dahlia
53:21So over it
53:22So fucking pissed
53:31I'm shocked by the outcome
53:32It's crazy to me
53:33That I'm going home first
53:35I kind of fucked myself over
53:36By choosing the fucking broccoli
53:38But Crystal should have been lip syncing
53:40And not me
53:42Even though I did storm off
53:44I'm just thankful for the opportunity
53:46To be honest
53:46I'm thankful for the people
53:47That I got to meet
53:48Then I went out in something cute
53:49At least
53:54Condragulations ladies
53:55And remember
53:56If you can't love yourself
53:58How in the hell are you going to love somebody else
54:00Can I get an amen up in heart
54:02Amen
54:03All right
54:04Now let the music play
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