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The Boys Season 5 Episode 5
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00:00:06I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:11I got you something.
00:00:12Tear.
00:00:13Does he still hump everything?
00:00:14He does his best.
00:00:15My grandma was diagnosed with leukemia.
00:00:17I discovered a cure.
00:00:19They laughed at me.
00:00:20Fuck.
00:00:20Them.
00:00:21Oh.
00:00:22What's that smell?
00:00:24That soldier boy.
00:00:25I can smell him all over here.
00:00:26Where's some arms?
00:00:27He just disappears every afternoon.
00:00:28Won't say where he's going.
00:00:30Won't say shit.
00:00:30I trusted you.
00:00:31Are you still buttered about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:00:33I thought we were friends.
00:00:34I needed a win from Homelander.
00:00:36Edgar was that.
00:00:37We get the V1 first.
00:00:38We save Annie.
00:00:38We save Kimiko.
00:00:39Homelander gets it.
00:00:40He's immortal.
00:00:41Punch luck at bleeding.
00:00:42Sledgehammer.
00:00:42A lot of dice for fucking smack.
00:00:44Bombside.
00:00:45It's enriched your radio.
00:00:46Good luck getting out of a soup proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:00:50The V1 wasn't here.
00:00:52Just fucking do it already.
00:00:54I was visited by an angel.
00:00:56Today, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:01:01I am the Messiah.
00:01:02The Democratic Church of America.
00:01:05Fightingļæ½ļæ½ fiber of Penguin L enorme sale!
00:01:09They're up before dawn.
00:01:11They got a thousand heads of cattle to herd.
00:01:14It's hard work and strong coffee.
00:01:18Bold leather saddles and the worn stock of a trusty Remington.
00:01:22And when the sun finally rises over the range, the cowboys know America is God's country, and Americans, God's chosen
00:01:32people.
00:01:33So shouldn't we have our own church for Americans, with American grit and American values, founded by the greatest American
00:01:42of us all, a true American prophet?
00:01:45Come home to the Democratic Church of America. Come home to Homelander.
00:01:51Already, the campaign's aided awareness outpaces the norm by plus 22 points, led by white men and women ages 36
00:02:00to 54 and 55 to 72.
00:02:03We are also seeing massive growth on the ground level.
00:02:07Yeah, I'm seeing massive growth myself.
00:02:14Church attendance is up, and our online donation CTR is at 44%. That's a new record. Amen.
00:02:21Amen. Next up is a 500 million ad blitz with OOH, e-blasts, print, and digital.
00:02:30Ain't nobody won't know about the Democratic Church of America and its chosen prophet.
00:02:41Prophets are servants.
00:02:44Of course.
00:02:45Sir, great point. We're just trying to ease people into it.
00:02:50No, no, no. We need to prepare America for my ascension.
00:02:55We must be honest. We must be direct.
00:02:58I like Savior.
00:03:00Or, or...
00:03:01Lord.
00:03:02Yes, I couldn't agree more, sir.
00:03:04Hmm.
00:03:05Religion is not about being meek.
00:03:07We should dominate the seven mountains of society.
00:03:11Bring the kingdom of heaven to earth. Amen.
00:03:13Amen.
00:03:14Amen. I love all that.
00:03:16So fucking dope.
00:03:17Easter is just around the corner.
00:03:19How perfect would it be for your second coming to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
00:03:26Second coming?
00:03:27Let's be clear.
00:03:28I am not the son of God.
00:03:32Well, of course, many people believe that Jesus is both God incarnate and the son.
00:03:38Well, that's just confusing.
00:03:40I don't want my church getting involved in all that.
00:03:43Exactly.
00:03:44Besides, if we pull up our timeline, you won't have this.
00:04:00We're gonna drag our feet because of a book.
00:04:03Not a book.
00:04:05The book.
00:04:07The Homelander Bible.
00:04:14Heavy.
00:04:17It's got the Old Testament, the New Testament, and the brand new American Testament, written
00:04:25by AI, trained on the works of Pat Robertson.
00:04:27See, we need to pass the torch, sir, from Jesus to you, sir, and we don't get more than
00:04:36one chance at a first impression.
00:04:38Are we really gonna rush something this important?
00:04:42We ain't Arby's after all.
00:04:45No.
00:04:47We're the Cheesecake Factory.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:55We'll do it your way.
00:05:01You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval is likely to generate widespread civil
00:05:08unrest?
00:05:08Local law should be able to handle the suburbs, but we could use extra hands in major metros.
00:05:13Oh, just recall all soups.
00:05:15Oh, just recall all soups stationed overseas.
00:05:16American heroes should be protecting America, not who gives a fuck a stand.
00:05:20Great idea.
00:05:28Something wrong.
00:05:31Everything's beachy.
00:05:40Well, I can see why they call this the city that never sleeps.
00:05:44How could you with all that racket?
00:05:46You're getting used to it.
00:05:48You seem to if city life seems to suit you.
00:05:51I guess.
00:05:54I was surprised you called, Reverend.
00:05:57Well, I was surprised you answered.
00:05:59It's been a while and, um, I said things I regret.
00:06:02You both did.
00:06:06You remember when you used to stop by the church after school?
00:06:10Use your powers to light our candles.
00:06:13I remember staying for supper.
00:06:15Oh, man.
00:06:16Those fish fry Fridays.
00:06:18I never liked eating alone.
00:06:20Well, were you making sure I got at least one hot square a day?
00:06:27Reverend, is something the matter?
00:06:29I'm embarrassed to bug you with all of this, but, um, the last couple of weeks have been rough.
00:06:35We've been bleeding congregates to the Democratic Church of America, and what folks are sticking around, they're scared.
00:06:42Why?
00:06:43Because last Sunday, somebody, um, melted our stained glass window of Mary.
00:06:48Melted it?
00:06:49Mm-hmm.
00:06:50It was their local soup.
00:06:52Prairie mantis.
00:06:54He sprayed acid out of his butt.
00:06:57I mean, his, his glands, his whatever.
00:06:59Yeah, I know him.
00:07:00It was a message.
00:07:02I called the sheriff.
00:07:03I called the mayor.
00:07:04I've called half of Florida.
00:07:06You're all I got left.
00:07:09Reverend, I don't know what I could do.
00:07:11Well, you gotta be able to do something.
00:07:14You're Homelander's right hand.
00:07:17Homelander's not too keen on being challenged.
00:07:23Why not just pay the franchise fee and join?
00:07:25Honey, we can barely afford to pay our water bill.
00:07:27Well, besides the Democratic Church of America, God does not favor one nation over another.
00:07:36Doesn't he, though?
00:07:37No.
00:07:38Name one way God's ever blessed Canada.
00:07:44Just cause Homelander tells you that the sky is red does not make it so.
00:07:52You still have that, uh, that Jesus action figure.
00:07:56I'm surprised you remember that.
00:07:58How could I forget it?
00:07:59You carried it with you everywhere you went.
00:08:00You almost wore the face off the thing.
00:08:03You still carry him?
00:08:09It's complicated.
00:08:11No, it's, I don't think it is.
00:08:15Homelander's, uh, he's a great American.
00:08:17He can stop bullets.
00:08:18He can fly and do amazing things.
00:08:21Those aren't miracles.
00:08:23And he is not God.
00:08:27If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray that I taught the Bible to over, Fish, I think
00:08:32you know it, too.
00:08:49We ain't doing that again.
00:08:51That's what you said the last six times.
00:08:53Well, I really mean it this time.
00:08:58You seem a little out of it.
00:09:01Did you nut?
00:09:02As usual, you nut.
00:09:07Were you baptized?
00:09:13Yeah, in front of half of Chestnut Hill.
00:09:15Governor Sproul did the honors.
00:09:17My family kept up appearances, of course.
00:09:20Then we never set foot in church again.
00:09:23I had lunch today with the Reverend who baptized me.
00:09:25He's been getting the heat to switch over to our church.
00:09:30You think Homelander might be open to going easy on him?
00:09:33Just give him a little more time.
00:09:36I wouldn't ask if it was just anybody, but that man practically raised me.
00:09:42So you didn't nut.
00:09:46You know, this whole Homelander is God shit.
00:09:49It's fucking ridiculous.
00:09:52Really?
00:09:53You think so?
00:09:54If he's a second coming, then what does that make me?
00:09:57Joseph?
00:09:58I mean, talk about the biggest cuck in history.
00:10:00A man trades his best cow to bag some hot-ass virgin.
00:10:04And then God comes and squirts his baby gravy up her meat wallet.
00:10:09Fuck that.
00:10:11I guess I've been struggling with where to place Homelander in my heart in relation to Jesus and the Lord.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:21Of course I worship Homelander.
00:10:23I mean, he's always been a God to me.
00:10:26Look, I'll tell you this.
00:10:27If there is a God,
00:10:30sure as hell didn't come out of my balls.
00:10:33I gotta go.
00:10:34Where are you off to?
00:10:35L.A.
00:10:38I fucking hate L.A.
00:10:44Homelander?
00:10:47Homelander?
00:10:51Hello?
00:10:55Does Homelander know you're here?
00:10:58Yeah, of course.
00:11:00Some of our church's followers generously donated their milk for our savior's sustenance.
00:11:04I mean, he gotta get his liquid gold from somewhere, am I right?
00:11:09You need something.
00:11:11Where's Homelander?
00:11:12Oh, uh, he didn't tell you.
00:11:14Yeah, he had to fly off to L.A.
00:11:16Strange he didn't mention anything.
00:11:18Well, I've been real busy working for his glory, so not much time for chit-chat.
00:11:22Of course.
00:11:23Look at us.
00:11:24The regular Peter and John just bearing witness and spreading the gospel.
00:11:28A real blessing.
00:11:29Amen.
00:11:30Amen.
00:11:30A real blessing.
00:11:32Oh, uh, by the way, after our meeting, I checked in on the timeline of that Homelander
00:11:38Bible, and, uh, the printers were happy to rush it to make Easter.
00:11:44Well, ain't you full of get up and go?
00:11:47Thing is, they said it wasn't a problem.
00:11:49So I wondered why you were so bent on holding it up.
00:11:55I wasn't.
00:11:57See, I just wanted to make sure everything was just right.
00:12:01Listen, if you are ever feeling any doubts, come to me.
00:12:07I could be a warm shoulder and a friendly ear.
00:12:11Oh, bless your heart.
00:12:15I'll do that.
00:12:19What'd you want to talk to Homelander about?
00:12:22Maybe I could help.
00:12:24That is so kind to you.
00:12:27But it wasn't important.
00:12:39What's up?
00:12:41Um, got a tip from our southeast stringer.
00:12:45Praying Mantis raided half a dozen churches in Daytona.
00:12:49Was one of them Holy Baptist?
00:12:53The man upstairs wants us, you, to run with it top of show.
00:12:58He thinks with it being your home church and all, it'll make a strong statement.
00:13:02So I'll have Chris load the new graphics.
00:13:05I gotta finish getting ready.
00:13:17Welcome to Truth Bomb.
00:13:19Our top story tonight's a personal one.
00:13:22It's the story of my hometown church.
00:13:25Holy Baptist of Daytona.
00:13:27It was the church I grew up in.
00:13:29Sang my hymns from the pews there every Sunday.
00:13:32But that church...
00:13:37That church...
00:13:43That church...
00:13:48Has become a hotbed of starlight infestation.
00:13:55And my old pastor, Reverend Greg Dupree,
00:13:59has been infected by starlight seditious propaganda.
00:14:09Now...
00:14:12I never told a soul this, but...
00:14:15When I was a little girl, the Reverend regularly had me over for supper.
00:14:20Alone.
00:14:23Nothing ever happened to me, but...
00:14:27I heard stories about his fish fry Fridays.
00:14:33And if that ain't code for child grooming, I don't know what is.
00:14:39Because...
00:14:41How much longer are we gonna let these institutional, pedo churches diddle our babies?
00:14:52Americans deserve better.
00:14:57Homelander.
00:14:58They deserve...
00:15:01Homelander.
00:15:03They deserve...
00:15:05The Democratic Church of America.
00:15:23Something wrong?
00:15:26Everything's beachy.
00:15:31Would you like some knee pads?
00:15:32I'm sorry?
00:15:33You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog.
00:15:37So I'm asking if you would like some knee pads.
00:15:41Take it easy on the little guy.
00:15:43You brought me Stan Edgar.
00:15:47Thank you, sir.
00:16:10Harry Gibb.
00:16:11B-G.
00:16:12There's no B-G's without me.
00:16:14B-G means the brother's Gibb.
00:16:16What, you think that falsetto makes you boss?
00:16:18I think Saturday Night Fever going platinum 16 times makes me boss.
00:16:22We made that album together.
00:16:24Nothing...
00:16:25Without me and Maurice.
00:16:26Don't you dare bring Maurice into this!
00:16:29I don't know, it feels inauthentic for Barry to move like this.
00:16:32Oh, yeah?
00:16:36In what way?
00:16:38Egomaniacs like Barry are really just insecure.
00:16:41I think he's threatened by Robin's talent.
00:16:43So maybe he, uh, expresses that by doing a barrel roll instead.
00:16:52Never mind, sorry, I broke character.
00:16:53I didn't mean to...
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:56You need to apologize, all right?
00:16:58For being a fucking genius.
00:17:01Are you fucking kidding me?
00:17:03A barrel roll?
00:17:05Holy shit!
00:17:07It's brilliant.
00:17:09Justin, I don't know who you are,
00:17:11or where you came from,
00:17:13or anything about you,
00:17:14but my God,
00:17:15if you are not a fucking talent!
00:17:18Well, thank you.
00:17:19No.
00:17:22Let's take ten, everybody.
00:17:27All right.
00:17:30Lay down on me, Justin.
00:17:32What do you mean?
00:17:33You're acting.
00:17:34Up there, stop acting.
00:17:36Stop acting.
00:17:38Don't...
00:17:40act.
00:17:40Don't.
00:17:41Because I don't need an actor.
00:17:45I need Barry Gibb.
00:17:46I need Barry Gibb.
00:17:46You're right, boss.
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:48My process has been all over the map.
00:17:50We're just...
00:17:51This scene is a little close to home.
00:17:55All right.
00:17:55Then I guess the egomaniac we're talking about,
00:17:57that's someone in your life?
00:17:58Someone I work with.
00:18:00In my...
00:18:01day job.
00:18:02All right, what are you doing?
00:18:02So quit.
00:18:03There's no way this gig is more important
00:18:04than the fucking theater.
00:18:05I thought this guy was my brother,
00:18:07but he straight up hijacked something I did
00:18:09and took all the credit for it.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:14I've been trying to keep this on the DL,
00:18:16but...
00:18:18in addition to my theater work,
00:18:19I also happen to be a massive feature director.
00:18:22Forced Saturn Wars to prove it.
00:18:24So I was working on this little film.
00:18:26I don't know, you may have heard of it called
00:18:27Dawn of the Seven.
00:18:28Billion-dollar gross, but who's counting?
00:18:31It was this fucking guy.
00:18:33The Deep.
00:18:35He just kept upstaging everyone
00:18:37with his trite, shitty improvs.
00:18:40I heard he's a real baby.
00:18:42He's a Jared Leto-level baby bitch.
00:18:45But you gotta put people like that
00:18:47in their place, right?
00:18:48So whoever's upstaging you,
00:18:50you fucking upstage them right back.
00:18:53Okay?
00:18:53Yeah.
00:18:54All right.
00:18:55You got this, Pubala.
00:18:56Let's go.
00:18:59Tasty.
00:18:59Tasty.
00:19:00Tasty.
00:19:00Tasty.
00:19:01Oh, great you're here, bro.
00:19:02I don't want to see my page...
00:19:03Yes, well, we need to meet young men where they are
00:19:07if we plan to usher them into the fold of our lord.
00:19:10Totes my goats.
00:19:11So listen, you know, I've got some ideas
00:19:13about how to take this whole church thing to the next level.
00:19:16Oh, yeah?
00:19:17So you know how communion wafers taste like dried shit?
00:19:21What if they were Nilla wafers instead, huh?
00:19:26Oh, yeah, and if you could throw in a commandment
00:19:29about how it's not cool to try and moan another bro's girl?
00:19:33Well, we have that.
00:19:34That already exists.
00:19:36Great minds then, eh?
00:19:38Point is, me and homeowner, we go way back.
00:19:40I know what he likes, doesn't like,
00:19:42so you ever want to bounce some ideas back?
00:19:44Don't listen to him, bro.
00:19:46Oh, shit.
00:19:48He talks.
00:19:49No, he does not.
00:19:50He's not trying to help you.
00:19:51He's like those fish who suck on whales.
00:19:53He's talking about a sucker fish?
00:19:55He latches onto every new soup.
00:19:57Starlight, me, sage.
00:19:59He pretends he's a guy, but he's not the guy.
00:20:01He's a joke.
00:20:02That smell in his breath?
00:20:03It's because he's been clam diving.
00:20:05On clams.
00:20:06What?
00:20:07I have not done that.
00:20:08I have definitely never done that.
00:20:10Look, if you really want to impress Homelander,
00:20:12bring me on stage for Easter.
00:20:14Homelander can heal me,
00:20:15I'll get my voice back,
00:20:16and then I'll fly.
00:20:18You know I can fly, right?
00:20:20That's so fucking stupid, bro.
00:20:22Well, now, I'm going to have to run this by Homelander,
00:20:23but, uh,
00:20:25an honest-to-God faith healing.
00:20:26That's like a nine-point bump
00:20:28with Pentecostals right there.
00:20:31Goddamn.
00:20:48There's my guy.
00:20:50Hey, little pep in the step, huh?
00:20:53Sir, I did what you said,
00:20:55and I upstaged that fuckhead at work.
00:20:58I'm proud of you.
00:20:59You know, that's exactly how I handled
00:21:01that motherfucker Paul Rudd.
00:21:03He's not who you think he is.
00:21:04I appreciate the help, boss.
00:21:06You bring...
00:21:07Oh, my God, kid.
00:21:08You know what?
00:21:09Keep this between us, but...
00:21:10You know a lot of studios hung me out to dry
00:21:12after they shelved training A-train?
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:15Oh, yeah.
00:21:15And at first I drowned my sorrows in crack.
00:21:19Nitrous, huffing glue,
00:21:20huffing paint, paint thinners,
00:21:21cough medicine, guns,
00:21:22high-risk sex,
00:21:24codeine.
00:21:24Did you ever fuck on codeine?
00:21:28But that's not the answer.
00:21:32This play...
00:21:34It saved me.
00:21:36You saved me.
00:21:38Wow.
00:21:40No.
00:21:41Kid, thank you.
00:21:43Because I got some big news.
00:21:46We're going to Broadway.
00:21:47Yes, no more mindless studio bullshit.
00:21:50I can finally be the artist I always dreamed of,
00:21:52and you...
00:21:52Kid, you have no idea,
00:21:54but you're going to be a fucking star.
00:21:56So you ditch that office, kid,
00:21:58because you and I,
00:21:59we are going to save the world.
00:22:02With our talent.
00:22:03Oh, my God,
00:22:04you have no idea how much this means to me.
00:22:06Ha-ha.
00:22:06Oh!
00:22:08I love you, kid.
00:22:10Oh.
00:22:12You start...
00:22:13your vocal warm-ups.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I'm going to drop a juice.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:22Fuckin' Tony Gilroy.
00:22:37Adam?
00:22:40Oh, my...
00:22:41Holy...
00:22:41Get it up!
00:22:42Get it up!
00:22:44Get it up!
00:22:47God!
00:22:48God!
00:22:52Come here.
00:22:55Closer.
00:23:01My ass hurts so fucking much.
00:23:28Hey, bro.
00:23:29Don't you fucking hate bro-me?
00:23:31What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:23:33Nothing.
00:23:34Why?
00:23:35What's wrong with you?
00:23:35I call you a clam diver,
00:23:36and you send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:23:39Did something terrible happen
00:23:40at your play rehearsal today?
00:23:42Which is definitely not your job.
00:23:43The lead producer's stepping away.
00:23:45They're shuttering the production.
00:23:47Get it coming.
00:23:49Fucker didn't use my improvs
00:23:50in Donna the Seven.
00:23:51He believed in me, you fuckwit!
00:23:53And for what?
00:23:54Because I fucking upstaged you
00:23:55with Oh Father?
00:23:57Here's what's going to happen now.
00:23:59You are going to fucking do
00:24:01whatever I say whenever I say it.
00:24:03I'm going to tell Homelander
00:24:04you are in some pussy play,
00:24:07which is a definite conflict of interest
00:24:08since Homelander outlawed
00:24:10the National Endowment for the Arts.
00:24:14You have nothing to say?
00:24:16Nice.
00:24:18You were getting the hang
00:24:19of that Meisner technique, huh?
00:24:28Hey, buddy.
00:24:30Good boy.
00:24:32Good boy.
00:24:35You want to fuck me?
00:24:39You want to fuck me
00:24:41like a good boy?
00:24:59Hold on.
00:25:01What are you doing?
00:25:02Frenchie won't cook my steak
00:25:03past me, I'm rare.
00:25:04And I like mine burnt
00:25:05with ketchup.
00:25:06Okay, and why don't you tell him that?
00:25:08I have.
00:25:10Maybe we just don't like
00:25:12the same steak.
00:25:14You know?
00:25:18Jesus Christ.
00:25:19Has Butcher ever
00:25:21washed this thing?
00:25:22That thing is like
00:25:23glazed in dog semen.
00:25:25Like a cum donut.
00:25:26Cum nut?
00:25:27Did I just invent a new word?
00:25:29You know what?
00:25:29I'm going to do us all a favor
00:25:30and wash this.
00:25:31Tara, your boyfriend
00:25:33is about to become a virgin
00:25:34all over again.
00:25:36Good boy.
00:25:56What the fuck is that?
00:25:58You're finally building
00:25:58yourself a fuckbot?
00:26:00Something me and Frenchie
00:26:01are working on.
00:26:02Proper preparation
00:26:03and planning, my son.
00:26:05None of my fucking business
00:26:06got it.
00:26:07Yeah, that's the one.
00:26:08And he leaves on bombsite.
00:26:09Not a damn thing.
00:26:10He's an unbreakable cunt
00:26:12that flies through the air.
00:26:12How hard can it be?
00:26:13Well, if it's so easy,
00:26:15why don't you look for him?
00:26:17I've hit every single
00:26:17dead end and then some.
00:26:19How about Legend?
00:26:20That old bastard
00:26:21knows everyone.
00:26:22He's in the wind.
00:26:23If I had as much shit
00:26:24on Vod as he did,
00:26:25I'd fuck off too.
00:26:27Oh, shit.
00:26:28Wait, wait, wait.
00:26:29Hey, Tara, no!
00:26:31Hey, get down!
00:26:32Good boy.
00:26:32Good boy.
00:26:33Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:26:34No.
00:26:35You can't have no chocolate, mate.
00:26:36Yeah, get your own chocolate.
00:26:44What?
00:26:46Free Mississippi rule.
00:26:47Bloody hell.
00:26:48I never thought I'd see the day.
00:26:49It's got a fucking pubic ear on it.
00:26:51And no.
00:26:51Tasty, too.
00:26:53Hmm?
00:26:57You know what's funny?
00:26:59Here we are.
00:27:00Parked in the middle of hell.
00:27:02And I've never slept or shit so good
00:27:05my entire life.
00:27:06What's different?
00:27:08Well, like you,
00:27:09I just finally realized
00:27:11that I'm already dead.
00:27:13And once I just gave up that stress
00:27:16of needing to stay alive,
00:27:18it's like...
00:27:20shit got easier.
00:27:21You know,
00:27:22I spent my whole life
00:27:24going after Soulja Boy
00:27:25for what he did to my family.
00:27:27Yet,
00:27:28he's immortal?
00:27:30He's immune.
00:27:33What kind of fucking
00:27:34cosmic joke is that?
00:27:36So you tell me,
00:27:37Butcher.
00:27:39Why should I keep going?
00:27:41Well,
00:27:42you keep going from Monique
00:27:44to Janine.
00:27:46They're better off without me.
00:27:47How can a man so smart
00:27:48be so fucking daft?
00:27:50They are.
00:27:51And I'm better off
00:27:53without them.
00:27:54Because if I thought
00:27:56that there was a snowball's
00:27:57chance in hell
00:27:58that I might see him again,
00:28:02then I might be too scared
00:28:03to do what you
00:28:05and me both
00:28:06need me to do.
00:28:27Oh.
00:28:29Bonsoir, mon toutou.
00:28:30You wonder what am I doing?
00:28:32Oh, well, first,
00:28:34I made Kimiko
00:28:36the perfect
00:28:37French rebuy.
00:28:39You know,
00:28:40she loves my steak.
00:28:42And for dessert,
00:28:44my soufflƩ en chocolate.
00:28:46It's a thing of legend.
00:28:55You know she wants
00:28:57one of you
00:28:57to...
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00What is it that you do?
00:29:03Eat, sleep,
00:29:05or fetch?
00:29:06Ha-ha.
00:29:07I stir the ball,
00:29:08you bring it back.
00:29:10I stir the ball,
00:29:11you bring it back.
00:29:13It's a nightmare of futility.
00:29:16What would I do
00:29:17with one of you?
00:29:18I've killed every plant
00:29:20I've owned.
00:29:21I'll surely kill you too.
00:29:23I know.
00:29:23I know.
00:29:28She deserves peace.
00:29:32A normal life.
00:29:35But I...
00:29:41I don't know
00:29:42how to give her this.
00:29:47If I even can.
00:29:52Oh, la la la la la.
00:29:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:01Oh, fut de brunt!
00:30:08I need fresh air.
00:30:09You wanna come?
00:30:10Outside?
00:30:11No?
00:30:13Okay.
00:30:19if you and mm still think oh for fuck's sakes you knock it off with this v1 shite you're
00:30:24doing me fucking head in oi terror cut it out come on now listen if we do find that stuff
00:30:32we're not making any fucking vaccines out of it all right we're not the department of fucking
00:30:36health we burn that shit before home lender gets his paws on it and that's it well if you want
00:30:40to
00:30:40chill yourself knock yourself out but why do you have to decide for the rest of us oh because i'm
00:30:44fucking right because i've always been right i've been telling you lot from the fucking start the sky
00:30:50has fallen and guess what the sky fucking fell well you kind of helped bring it oh don't give me
00:30:55that
00:30:55bollocks listen homelander thinks he's a fucking god once he becomes immortal he's gonna start
00:31:02killing like one and we are talking millions of people now you're telling me you're honestly happy
00:31:08to risk all of that for a life on the run with your girl knowing that you could have stopped
00:31:15it
00:31:17you can live without kenya
00:31:21what if it was becca
00:31:25you just let her die
00:31:32i did let her die
00:31:36look i know that homelander comes first i really do all i'm asking is that we try
00:31:45annie and kimiko deserve that much
00:31:50boy terror no boy get out of there oh bloody hell is that chocolate isn't chocolate bad for dogs for
00:31:58a
00:31:58dog this soda is fucking lethal oi frenchy a cunt get me some hydrogen peroxide would you okay we have
00:32:03some in the first aid kit give me one second what happened you poisoned me fucking dog
00:32:08no no no no no no no no no no no all you need is charcoal we should call vet
00:32:12they're gonna tell you
00:32:13you need charcoal guys we got this just give us some room i'll hold his mouth open you pour right
00:32:17on the count of three
00:32:18one two three sorry buddy
00:32:21there you go
00:32:24that's all right
00:32:29oh that's a good boy all right you're gonna be all right boy
00:32:35fucking hell
00:32:41hey you want some turkey well first you gotta fuck me then i'll give you the turkey
00:32:57oi there he is eh oi hey were you having a dream were you was it a goodie
00:33:07how's he doing yeah he's all right thank you for uh yeah it's all good
00:33:27oi
00:33:28oi yui
00:33:29yui
00:33:32listen uh if we do find that b1 and if it don't fuck us
00:33:42you can have some
00:33:46for annie and uh camito
00:33:49what about you
00:33:54oi
00:33:54oi but as soon as frenchie's got that shite sorted we're using that all right really or not
00:34:13what you looking at
00:34:16what about you
00:34:21and as for you don't you ever fucking do that to me again all right good boy
00:34:29now i caught blondie trying to give you wet plus the boy wash
00:34:33i don't know how you love the crunchy bits yes i do i know how you love those crunchy bits
00:34:39yeah
00:34:51you do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval is likely to generate widespread civil
00:34:58unrest local law can handle the suburbs but we could use extra hands in major metros all right well recall
00:35:03all the soups stationed overseas american heroes should be protecting america not who gives a fuck a
00:35:09great idea
00:35:11great idea
00:35:22where to crime analytics
00:35:30that was thrilling wasn't it what a bright future we have ahead of us
00:35:37it was a real gucci only piss party
00:35:40imagine how much more exciting it'll be when homelander becomes immortal
00:35:45hmm
00:35:47have you found who you are
00:35:51no
00:35:53homelander hasn't gotten anything out of stan edgar
00:35:55no
00:35:57but i haven't had a crack at him yet
00:36:10jesus give me a little personal space will you garth
00:36:14hmm 24 7 agents must be hard for someone so into scat play
00:36:17you realize i do actually work i was this close to convincing the fcc to pull every broadcast license but
00:36:23vnn
00:36:24homelander feels this is more important
00:36:28what now
00:36:29the president and i stand by this decision
00:36:31we need our american soups here in america
00:36:35well isn't it kinda sorta your fault for being invaded
00:36:38you might as well have been wearing a short skirt
00:36:40man those ukrainians sure have a fucking mouth on them
00:36:44remember
00:36:45you're doing the lord's work
00:36:47words out
00:36:47vod stock is tanking
00:36:49the international markets are in free fall
00:36:51and you're not the least bit concerned
00:36:53it's not about what i think
00:36:55it's what the man wants
00:36:58it's always what the man wants
00:37:05you want a drink
00:37:07so we're at the climate change summit in reykjavik
00:37:09when the swiss chancellor says we should all race our gulf streams
00:37:13the amount of co2 we splooched out
00:37:15the air was chewy the next day
00:37:17lols
00:37:22come on
00:37:23what do you want from me sage
00:37:25what makes you think i want anything from you
00:37:27you haven't called me the poster child for late term abortion once today
00:37:30truth be told
00:37:30you're not the one i want
00:37:33i know
00:37:34you know what homelander's doing
00:37:35he's going after the v1
00:37:37wait what
00:37:38and if he gets any
00:37:40he lives forever
00:37:41what is v1
00:37:42and what do you mean homelander lives forever
00:37:45i've done what i can to make sure he doesn't find any
00:37:47how do you know about this and i don't
00:37:50have you two been talking without me
00:37:53homelander is an open baby book
00:37:55but soldier boy is tricky
00:37:56i need you to read his mind
00:37:57what he knows
00:37:58where they're headed next
00:37:59and most importantly
00:38:00if soldier boy is warming up to his sadistic rugrat
00:38:05okay i'm in
00:38:06the fuck you are
00:38:08we are not conspiring against homelander
00:38:10hey
00:38:10don't forget the Aung San Suu Kyi quote tramp stamped on our ass
00:38:14the only real prison is fear
00:38:16no the only real prison is prison
00:38:18Ashley
00:38:18what do you think happens to you if i die
00:38:21i'm not about to risk my neck because i let an overgrown boil do my thinking for me
00:38:27okay fine just stay
00:38:29why
00:38:29so you can play more mind games
00:38:31you gave me your answer i heard you
00:38:34now don't make me drink alone
00:38:39i'm starving
00:38:40are you starving
00:38:41i'd kill for a chalupa right now
00:38:43i'd kill for a big juicy dick
00:38:45oh we should call gavin his girth was amazing
00:38:48and oh man the amount of spunk he shot back here we looked like Pepe Le Pew
00:38:51we are not booty calling my high school boyfriend
00:38:54but he was so sweet and mom loved him remember
00:38:56yeah well mom's dead so she doesn't get a say and neither do you
00:38:59what happened to her
00:39:01cancer
00:39:03my grandmother too
00:39:04what was she like
00:39:06your mother
00:39:08tiny
00:39:10terrifying
00:39:12this one bitch harper hewitt used to make fun of my nose
00:39:15so my mom tells mr hewitt that mrs hewitt has been railing the ups guy
00:39:20which she was
00:39:21that was mom
00:39:22bringing a nuke to a knife fight
00:39:27so they moved
00:39:29and the rest of kindergarten was no sweat
00:39:32my folks shot me out with V
00:39:34thinking i'd be a meal ticket
00:39:36and then my power turned out to be smarts
00:39:39which is the worst fucking one
00:39:40try knowing what everyone really thinks of you all day
00:39:43ooh trust me
00:39:44the thing people hate more than just about anything
00:39:47is feeling stupid
00:39:49so when a three year old corrects your grammar
00:39:52or oh tells them their life dream yogurt shop is doomed to fail
00:39:57they start to hate you too
00:39:58at least my parents did
00:40:00until they don't meet my grandmas
00:40:02but
00:40:03grandma
00:40:03you know she was the only one who ever thought it was a gift
00:40:08i would quote Othello to her word for word
00:40:11and and
00:40:13she'd clap
00:40:15and laugh her big laugh
00:40:19i'm still so pissed she is gone
00:40:23i used to want to be like my mom
00:40:26strong
00:40:28pushy as fuck
00:40:29didn't take shit from anyone
00:40:31you still can
00:40:34if you help me
00:40:38fuck you
00:40:39no
00:40:40you knew about my mom the whole time
00:40:41you drew it out of me just to soften me up
00:40:44did it work
00:40:44no
00:40:45this is my fucking problem with you
00:40:47i know you've been working some big plan all year
00:40:49how am i supposed to trust you if i'm just a pawn in your fucked up chess game
00:40:53alright
00:40:55if i tell you
00:40:56will you help me
00:40:58i would heavily consider it
00:41:00helping homelander take control of the country is phase one
00:41:04it was only ever the beginning
00:41:05phase two
00:41:06is the end
00:41:07the end of what
00:41:08the world
00:41:10after this soup killing virus is released
00:41:13wait you want it released
00:41:14oh you bet i do
00:41:16after soups you realize humans are behind it
00:41:20all hell will break loose
00:41:22soups butchering humans
00:41:23virus butchering soups
00:41:25fucking world war soup
00:41:26i don't believe you
00:41:28swear on my grandma's soul
00:41:29why would you possibly want that
00:41:32because i'll be watching
00:41:33from my cozy bunker outside colorado springs
00:41:36and when it's all over
00:41:38i can read all day every day
00:41:41no one bothering me
00:41:44nothing
00:41:45but peace and quiet forever
00:41:49which is why homelander can't survive
00:41:52that needy asshole would never give me a moment's rest
00:41:55and defeats the whole purpose
00:41:58don't worry
00:41:59you're invited to my bunker
00:42:02you too ashley
00:42:06fuck
00:42:10would you like some knee pads
00:42:12sorry what
00:42:13you're looking at me like you want to suck my hog
00:42:18so i'm asking you if you would like some knee pads
00:42:21go easy on the little guy
00:42:23you brought me stan egger
00:42:24thank you sir
00:42:25you may leave
00:42:38what crawled up your shithole
00:42:39no idea what you mean
00:42:41when you're pissy
00:42:43you tend to make everybody else's lives pissy too
00:42:47stan egger
00:42:48still stonewalling you
00:42:49i've talked to him three times now
00:42:51says he has no idea where the v1 is
00:42:53heart rate
00:42:54steady as a rock
00:42:55i'm starting to believe him
00:42:57that slippery fuck
00:42:58used to fetch my cocaine
00:43:03you know what
00:43:04i have an idea
00:43:08why don't i take a crack at him
00:43:12what you don't trust me
00:43:13well
00:43:14you did lock me in a room with nuclear material
00:43:17and uh
00:43:18tried to stop me getting the v1
00:43:20so
00:43:21i'm sure you can understand my
00:43:24hesitance
00:43:25you could have killed me at fort harmony
00:43:26but you didn't
00:43:28maybe i feel like i owe you
00:43:29or maybe you're lying
00:43:31maybe
00:43:37give me an hour
00:43:39i'll meet you at edgar cell
00:43:51my my
00:43:52now the mighty have fucked themselves square in the ass
00:43:57don't shit where you eat stan
00:43:58so you've called in reinforcements
00:44:00i wanted to see the prick that sold me out to the reds
00:44:03it wasn't personal
00:44:04it was a business decision
00:44:05we had your replacement model on the way
00:44:08even as a toddler
00:44:10homelander showed more promise than you ever did
00:44:14not that it amounted to much
00:44:16when have you ever done anything
00:44:20remotely interesting or original
00:44:23my power
00:44:25is absolute stan
00:44:27at heights no one's even dreamed of
00:44:30i'd call that pretty fucking original
00:44:32nothing that the lowest speck of this pointless species
00:44:35couldn't have thought of
00:44:37were they to be granted your level of power
00:44:40why
00:44:42am i still alive
00:44:44because
00:44:44you're useful stan
00:44:47and i always wanted a pet
00:44:49perhaps
00:44:50or is it because you are so desperate for daddy figures
00:44:53that you can't even bring yourself to kill the ones who hate you
00:44:57at least that's something he and i have in common
00:45:01do you want to die stan
00:45:09jesus
00:45:10you'd get pregnant with all the eye fucking
00:45:14tempe arizona
00:45:15is that supposed to mean something
00:45:17well i had the eggheads and crime analytics
00:45:19track down your granddaughter
00:45:22zoe
00:45:23and her dad
00:45:24they're in tempe arizona
00:45:29so
00:45:31where is the fee one
00:45:35as i told you
00:45:37i genuinely don't know
00:45:44but
00:45:47i may know someone who does
00:45:49you should go and see mr marathon in l.a
00:45:52he's always had an intense
00:45:55interest
00:45:55in vaught's history
00:45:57it should be
00:45:58a delightful reunion
00:46:04hooray for hollywood
00:46:06that screwy bally hooey hollywood
00:46:09go out and try your luck
00:46:11you might be
00:46:12donald duck
00:46:13hooray for hollywood
00:46:15homelander it's really uh
00:46:17really good to see you
00:46:18um why but uh
00:46:19you know what what brings you by
00:46:20relax
00:46:21we're just here to talk
00:46:22yeah great awesome
00:46:23soldier boy
00:46:24wow big fan sir
00:46:25i actually uh pop my cherry in your underoos
00:46:28nice
00:46:30so you were part of the seven
00:46:31i was i was
00:46:32you know until this one replaced me with a train
00:46:35check it out come on
00:46:37well you're only the world's fastest man
00:46:39as long as you're the world's fastest man champ
00:46:41and you got slow
00:46:42it was one race
00:46:43never gave me the chance to win it back boss
00:46:49hey check this one out
00:46:52gross 35 mil
00:46:53on a 200 million dollar budget
00:46:55these aren't even vaught films
00:46:56what's the difference?
00:46:57these were made where washed up soups go to die
00:47:00sony pictures tv
00:47:02it's a legit studio
00:47:03and i save half on their tvs
00:47:06and maybe we're not part of the official vcu
00:47:08and maybe we can't mention vaught
00:47:09or you know any licensed vaught hero
00:47:12but hey
00:47:13i'm still making magic
00:47:15that and i uh
00:47:16i sling a little bit
00:47:17on the side
00:47:17low pills
00:47:18whatever you need
00:47:19fastest dealer in town
00:47:21all right come on
00:47:22the gang will be psyched to meet you
00:47:28did you guys hear they rounded up aziz
00:47:31macaulay
00:47:31joaquin
00:47:33kiefer
00:47:33merrill
00:47:33i also heard they got benedict
00:47:35wong or cumberbatch
00:47:36both
00:47:36i know dude what the fuck mel chemical
00:47:39get your boys in check huh
00:47:40just cause i'm a soup
00:47:41doesn't mean i truck in that fascist shit
00:47:42we need to do something
00:47:44counterpoint why
00:47:45cause we're storytellers dude
00:47:47our superpower is we inspire hearts and minds
00:47:50look at the characters we create
00:47:51luke skywalker
00:47:52katniss
00:47:53condi
00:47:53oh bitch please
00:47:54come on like mark hamill
00:47:56j-law and sir ben kingsley
00:47:58do anything but collect their fucking residuals
00:48:00they're very engaged
00:48:01look here's what we do
00:48:03we all post about this
00:48:04simultaneously on instagram
00:48:07yes
00:48:07black squares on the main feed
00:48:09black lives matter did black squares
00:48:10fuck
00:48:11you're right
00:48:11we do blue squares on the grid
00:48:13cause blue lives matter
00:48:14i wouldn't post that
00:48:15is there any color that hasn't been taken by some fucking group
00:48:19what about white
00:48:20around
00:48:20oh oh oh i'll get lena dunham to write an editorial for the atlantic
00:48:25that'll really people that has great readership
00:48:28she's a great writer
00:48:29university beloved
00:48:29whatever fuck stinks
00:48:31look best day of my life
00:48:32was when they executed hater
00:48:34right
00:48:34more offer only's for the forte
00:48:36hey do we think michael cera's a starlighter
00:48:38cause we're up for the same part right now
00:48:40and it'd be pretty good if you got vanished
00:48:41we've been friends with him for 20 years chris
00:48:43yeah but i really need this part man
00:48:45oh no oh no
00:48:47what's up
00:48:48homelander soldier boy wow
00:48:50i'm will remember me
00:48:52i'm the one who turned in channing tatum
00:49:23seth rogan
00:49:33here you go
00:49:37oh yeah
00:49:38law yanked that one from newsstands after kent state
00:49:43good times
00:49:44how'd you end up with it
00:49:45some old bitch on ebay
00:49:46i paid 20 bucks
00:49:47i mean it'd go for half a mil at auction
00:49:50easy
00:49:59yeah dr vaught was a titan
00:50:01a visionary
00:50:02he was a pansy
00:50:04with a german accent and sweaty palms
00:50:07he was a complicated guy
00:50:16do you
00:50:17or do you not
00:50:18have v1
00:50:21i don't
00:50:23but bombsite does
00:50:24he does
00:50:26that piece of shit's still alive
00:50:28yeah
00:50:28he was my best customer for a long time
00:50:30what makes you think he has it
00:50:31one night he was tweaked out of his gourd
00:50:33and he told me he has some and i believe him
00:50:35where is he
00:50:36me and bombsite are still cool
00:50:37why don't we all just hang out
00:50:39for a sec
00:50:39and i'll call him
00:50:40he'll fly right over
00:50:49let's get this up in bogota
00:50:50where you were taking a pass
00:50:51i mean for the soldier boy
00:50:54nothing but the best
00:51:01seth
00:51:02oh
00:51:02no i actually hate weed
00:51:04i just pretend to like it from my brand
00:51:06so i can sell ashtrays to suckers
00:51:09um
00:51:11yo homelander
00:51:13uh
00:51:13you wanna hit this
00:51:14it is my
00:51:15life goal to smoke you out homie
00:51:17hmm
00:51:21don't call me that
00:51:24homelander
00:51:25it's good to see you again
00:51:30do i know you
00:51:31yeah uh
00:51:31we met like six times
00:51:33malchemical
00:51:34make deadly gases
00:51:36did that whole campaign with gas x
00:51:42that's embarrassing
00:51:44homelander is still as weird as he was when i was there
00:51:46well i wasn't there back then but
00:51:48yes
00:51:50let's get this one
00:51:51one time at ledue
00:51:52misha barton wanted to suck him off
00:51:54right
00:51:54he spent two hours talking to her about nichi
00:51:56then left when she stepped on his cape
00:51:58oh
00:51:58that fucking cape
00:52:00like a baby with a blanket
00:52:01huh
00:52:02pretty sure he jerks off into it
00:52:03probably why it's so stiff
00:52:04huh
00:52:06say that again
00:52:10oh can't you take a fucking joke
00:52:15say it again
00:52:18i thought as much
00:52:19if bombsite's not coming i'm leaving
00:52:21no he's on his way
00:52:22be here any minute
00:52:23i swear
00:52:27nah i'm done
00:52:31oh shit
00:52:32by the way
00:52:33hey
00:52:34i heard you all
00:52:35and i want you all to know
00:52:37that very soon gentlemen
00:52:38you are going to pay
00:52:39for your sick posts
00:52:41and your hateful memes
00:52:44especially the memes
00:52:48no no no no no
00:52:49it was camale and seth's idea
00:52:51what
00:52:51i was against you
00:52:52he was fucking his idea man
00:52:54if he is just sucking your dick
00:52:55so you can help his shitty fucking career
00:52:57take them okay
00:52:58shit i'll take them out for you right now
00:52:59oh really yeah
00:53:00you wanna take me bitch
00:53:01i'm fucking yoke
00:53:02no
00:53:02really okay
00:53:03you're making this worse
00:53:04stop
00:53:06we really should round up michael cera
00:53:11home letter
00:53:12sorry quick question
00:53:14what
00:53:15oh for fuck's sake
00:53:19oh
00:53:23who's memorable now
00:53:24what the fuck
00:53:25easy easy easy
00:53:26can we fuck off please
00:53:27can we fuck off please
00:53:56banning abortion
00:53:56banning abortion would be a big problem for me personally
00:53:58exactly
00:53:59for all of us
00:54:00so if we kill him
00:54:01we can stop worrying about being cops
00:54:03or gods
00:54:04or asexual weirdos
00:54:06you know we can go back to fucking
00:54:08and being fucking awesome
00:54:09look
00:54:10we know you've got that fucked up chest blast thing
00:54:13i mean i was at hero gas and i saw it
00:54:15just finish him
00:54:16now
00:54:16take away his powers
00:54:17so we can curb stomp him while we have the chance
00:54:27he is a fucking asexual weirdo
00:54:29yeah
00:54:30yeah
00:54:31but as much as it pains me to say this
00:54:34he's my fucking asexual weirdo
00:54:41nobody fucks my son but me
00:54:43what
00:54:44that came out wrong
00:55:08damn trail need to stick to acting up top of those
00:55:11fuck my shit up
00:55:13soldier boy
00:55:179-1-1 what's your emergency
00:55:19yeah please send police right now
00:55:20we're gonna
00:55:21what is the address
00:55:21i don't know the address
00:55:22do you know the address
00:55:23i don't know the address
00:55:24oh fuck fuck
00:55:25shut up
00:55:26shut up
00:55:27i'm not gonna kill you
00:55:28i'm gonna get you out of here
00:55:29but you need to do exactly as i say
00:55:38go
00:55:38go
00:55:44fuck
00:55:44fuck
00:55:54fuck
00:55:55no
00:55:56no
00:55:56no
00:55:56no
00:56:02what you do to me
00:56:04Is it bad?
00:56:05Seth!
00:56:07Fuck!
00:56:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:56:09Is it bad?
00:56:11Well, uh, I didn't mean to.
00:56:14I don't wanna die, man.
00:56:16It's gonna be okay.
00:56:17I'll remember you every time I watch an American Pickle.
00:56:21What?
00:56:34I don't wanna die.
00:56:36I don't wanna die.
00:57:02Fuck!
00:57:02Stop!
00:57:05Fuck!
00:57:05Does Bombsite really have it?
00:57:08Fuck you!
00:57:09I'm gonna rip your balls off and stuff them down your throat.
00:57:11That'd be like trying to shove two grapefruits through a garden hose.
00:57:15Does Bombsite have the V1?
00:57:19Oh, God!
00:57:21Yes, yes, okay, yes, that part was true.
00:57:23I swear to fucking God, man.
00:57:24He's got it.
00:57:25Where is he?
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:26Where the fuck is he?
00:57:27I don't know.
00:57:28I haven't talked to him in like five years, I swear man.
00:57:29I swear to God, please.
00:57:44What happened?
00:57:45I took care of it.
00:57:50Why?
00:57:52Because fuck them.
00:57:55That's why.
00:57:57I don't think this micro prick was lying.
00:58:00Bombsite has to be one.
00:58:01You just gotta find him.
00:58:05Also, um...
00:58:08I've been fucking Firecracker.
00:58:12But...
00:58:12Out of respect for you, that's, uh...
00:58:16That's done.
00:58:18Plus her pillow talk was...
00:58:20Getting to be a real drag.
00:58:24Pillow talk?
00:58:30Why?
00:58:54I don't know what's going on.
00:58:54It's too big.
00:58:54Don't know the pretend thing to go.
00:58:54But wait...
00:58:56Oh, Lander.
00:59:00How was L.A.?
00:59:04Did you catch Annette's truth bomb?
00:59:06I did, indeed.
00:59:07And it was a real barn burner.
00:59:10Well done.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:12That means the world.
00:59:15How's sex with my father?
00:59:19Is he good at it?
00:59:21Are you thinking about me when you're making love to him?
00:59:28I never meant to cross a line or offend you.
00:59:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:33Don't fret, little one.
00:59:34I don't care about the sex, really.
00:59:38But I do care about your little chats after sex.
00:59:41Sir, whatever soldier boy told you, I can assure you that I...
00:59:44You mean your inner turmoil when it comes to me and...
00:59:52Jesus, are you thinking of Jesus when you're praising me?
00:59:56No, you are my one and only savior.
01:00:00You say that, but your jagged little heart is whirring like a hummingbird.
01:00:09You're supposed to worship me.
01:00:12Love me.
01:00:13And me alone.
01:00:15I do.
01:00:16I believed in you.
01:00:17It turns out...
01:00:20You don't believe in me.
01:00:25I need you to collect your things.
01:00:28And leave.
01:00:32But I do believe in you.
01:00:34I love you.
01:00:36I am the only one here who ever has.
01:00:39I gave you everything.
01:00:41I gave you my soul, and everybody else here, they're just...
01:00:45They're just scared of you.
01:00:47Or they want something from you.
01:00:49But I have always loved you for you.
01:00:54Just the strongest, smartest, best man on earth.
01:01:01Hmm.
01:01:01Man.
01:01:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:03God, no.
01:01:04No, no.
01:01:05The...
01:01:05God.
01:01:07My Lord.
01:01:08That look you used to get when you'd suckle me.
01:01:12I felt like Mother Mary herself.
01:01:15I felt blessed...
01:01:17To nourish someone as...
01:01:20Important as you.
01:01:26But nothing I ever did was good enough, was it?
01:01:29You cast me out into the cold.
01:01:32Which was so much worse than never feeling your warmth in the first place.
01:01:37So all I have been trying to do is to get you to see me the way that you used
01:01:42to.
01:01:42Like, hell, the only reason I was with Soldier Boy was because your reflected light
01:01:50is better than no light at all.
01:01:53Please, sir.
01:01:56I love you.
01:01:58We all need love, don't we?
01:02:03Even God.
01:02:25We all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love,
01:02:31we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love,
01:02:31we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love,
01:02:31we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love,
01:02:31we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love,
01:02:31we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love,
01:02:31we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love,
01:02:33we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love,
01:02:36we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we all need love, we
01:02:47Hooray for Hollywood
01:02:49That screwy ballyhoo-y Hollywood
01:02:52Where any office for your young mechanic
01:02:55Can be a panic
01:02:57With just a good-looking pant
01:03:00And any barmaid can be a star maid
01:03:04If she dances with or without a fan
01:03:07Hooray for Hollywood
01:03:08Where you're terrific if you're even good
01:03:11Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
01:03:15To Amy Semple is equally understood
01:03:19Go out and try your luck
01:03:21You might be Donald Duck
01:03:23Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:02Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:05That phony super coney Hollywood
01:04:08They come from Chillicotties and Padukas
01:04:11With their bazookas
01:04:13To get their names up in lights
01:04:15All armed with photos from local rotos
01:04:19With their hair and ribbon and legs and tights
01:04:22Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:24You may be homely in your neighborhood
01:04:27But if you think that you can be an actor
01:04:30See Mr. Factor
01:04:32He'll make a monkey look good
01:04:34Within a half an hour
01:04:36You'll look like Tyrone Bauer
01:04:39Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:46Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:49Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:49Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:49Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:49Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:52Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:59Hooray for Hollywood
01:05:02Hooray for Hollywood
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