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00:18It's 4 30 a.m. if you're still in bed you are missing the most beautiful sunrise
00:40Yield Kanjigar
00:43A trollhunter never yields I'd rather die
00:48Terms accepted
01:00Your time Gular
01:02Yield
01:20There is nowhere left for you to run trollhunter. Give me the amulet
01:30Fuck
01:56Josh
01:57Shirt
01:58It all ends here.
02:13It's me or the sun.
02:16Either way, you're doomed.
02:19No. The Amulet will find a champion.
02:23We will stop you and your master.
02:26I may end, but the fight will not.
02:40No!
02:50Ah!
03:07No!
03:12No!
03:13No!
03:15No!
03:15No!
03:18No!
03:45Oh, my God.
04:07Love you, Mom.
04:24Oh, raccoons.
04:26You're late for school, Jimbo.
04:28Sorry, Tobes.
04:28Busy with the lunches.
04:30One for me, one for Mom, and...
04:33Ah.
04:34Balsamic mushrooms, meatloaf, chunky, sun-dried tomatoes.
04:39And cardamom.
04:40Oh, taking a chance there, Chef Jim.
04:42What's life without a little adventure?
04:44I can't eat this.
04:45I'm on a diet.
04:46You've been on a diet for the past 14 years, Tobes.
04:49I know.
04:49You're 15.
04:50Long-term goals.
04:51My body's still changing.
04:55I'm right.
04:55I'm right.
04:56I'm right behind.
04:57Oh, it's 8 o'clock.
04:58We're gonna get suspended.
05:00On account of meatloaf.
05:01Take the canal, Tobes.
05:02It'll save us five minutes.
05:05Not the canal.
05:08Oh, live a little.
05:11It's living that I'm worried about.
05:14Come on, Tobes.
05:15Don't you ever want a little more excitement?
05:17No?
05:27Come on, Tobes.
05:43How awesome are we?
05:47Awesome!
05:56Hey, Tobes, did you hear that voice?
05:59What voice?
06:00Jay Lane.
06:03That, that, that pile of rocks knows my name.
06:05It's a pile of case bar.
06:07Minerals don't talk.
06:08There's got to be a walkie-talkie in here or something.
06:17Huh, looks like an amulet.
06:20Who's doing this?
06:22Come out now!
06:25Hello?
06:27I'm listening.
06:31Ah!
06:32Oh, final bell!
06:35We're so late.
06:36Our kids are gonna have detention.
06:37Come on, come on, Tobes.
06:38We can still make it.
06:39I'm right behind.
06:44You chose a human.
06:48The Peloponnesian War was actually three wars fought between Athens and Sparta.
06:54The first war is known as the Archimedean War.
06:58Type that into your search engines.
06:59A-R-C-H-I-M-I-D-I-A-N-
07:04Really?
07:06Close your mouth.
07:08You're drooling.
07:09No.
07:10No, I'm not.
07:11What are you doing?
07:13Research.
07:13Hey, look up talking amulet.
07:15I already did that.
07:16All I got was toys.
07:17One of them was a plushie.
07:19Jim, would you agree...
07:20Sir?
07:21...with Herodotus' opinion on his tactics of war as I've described?
07:25Oh, uh, absolutely.
07:26Excellent.
07:27Which tactics specifically?
07:29The, uh, winning ones?
07:32All right, all right.
07:34Don't forget, Michelson chapters four and five.
07:36Jim, may I have a word?
07:39Jim, you're distracted.
07:41You fell asleep between the invasion of Attica and the peace of Nicaeus, and your attention wandered for the rest
07:47of the class.
07:47Sorry, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
07:50I know it's just you and your mother, and you want to help her.
07:53She's just really tired, Mr. Strickler. She's been working double shifts at the clinic.
07:57I believe I'm overdue for a conversation with her. Have her call me, please.
08:01Uh...
08:02And feel free to drop by my office if you ever need to talk.
08:05Yeah, I'll do that.
08:06Oh, and Jim, if you fancy Miss Nunez, I submit that talking, too, will be much more effective than staring
08:14at.
08:20Hang on!
08:22Almost there!
08:24So close, so close!
08:26Come on, Tobes, you got this!
08:29So close!
08:31What is that on my rope?
08:34Every student here should be able to climb this rope and ring that bell.
08:39I want all of you to be made of iron.
08:42Iron!
08:42You have got to be kidding me!
08:46You or the rope!
08:49Buenos noches.
08:52You speak Spanish?
08:54Um, um, uh...
08:56Come on, Claire.
08:59Um...
08:59Do you like Shakespeare?
09:00What?
09:01Do you like Shakespeare?
09:02Shakespeare?
09:03It's a school play.
09:05We're having trouble getting boys to audition.
09:08Uh...
09:08Oh.
09:10Hasta huevo.
09:11It's like a flabby piñata!
09:13And I'm pretty sure you're filled with candy!
09:18So close!
09:22You talk to her?
09:23Yep.
09:26Like, actually spoke to her, not just, you know, in your head?
09:31I unleashed my espanol on her.
09:34Oh, no.
09:35You should totally do it.
09:37What, the play?
09:38I'm not an actor.
09:39Come on!
09:40You're only saying how you want your life to be more exciting!
09:44Right?
09:45I don't think Romeo and Juliet's exactly the answer, Tobes.
09:49I don't mean just, you know, exciting.
09:52I mean more.
09:54I just need to know that there's something more to life than a high school.
10:02Something more?
10:08Hello?
10:12Anybody in there?
10:15Hello?
10:27Got one!
10:29Woo-hoo!
10:30Finally!
10:32Success!
10:33Success!
10:35It's good news, dude.
10:36My orthodontist says I'm almost done with my braces.
10:38Only four more years!
10:42Okay, nothing to see here.
10:44We can't just let him do that.
10:45Oh, yes, we can.
10:46If Psycho sees terrorizing him, he's not terrorizing us.
10:50Jim?
10:51Jim!
10:51Oh, no.
10:53Tell me again, dweeb face.
10:55Tell me about the creatures, and maybe I'll let you out.
10:59Or you can let him out right now.
11:01I mean, you know, it would be nice.
11:03Nice would be you minding your own business.
11:06Oh, hi, Jim!
11:07So where were we?
11:09Um, oh, yeah, okay.
11:10You were telling me about the monsters you saw this morning with fangs, and what was it again?
11:17Stone for skin!
11:18In the canal!
11:19Stone for skin?
11:21Man, Eli, you got some imagination.
11:24Look, Steve, seriously.
11:27Just let him out.
11:29What can you do?
11:30Okay, do it.
11:32Punch me.
11:35You're asking for a beating?
11:37Yeah, just go crazy.
11:39But in 20 years, you're gonna be fat and bald, and you'll be working in a muffler shop,
11:44and Eli will have a career in software, and you'll be a billionaire.
11:46I do like computers!
11:48Let him out!
11:49Let him out!
11:50Let him out!
11:52Let him out!
11:53Let him out!
11:55Let him out!
11:56Let him out!
11:57Pouch-up!
11:58What's going on here?
11:59Uh, nothing, sir.
12:00Why aren't you in practice?
12:01I was helping Eli here.
12:02Hey, guys!
12:03He was stuck.
12:04On the double, now!
12:07Friday at noon, you and me.
12:11Tick.
12:12Tock.
12:12Tick.
12:17Thank you!
12:19That was awesome, man!
12:21Did you see how I did that chant?
12:22Let him out!
12:23Let him out!
12:25I mean, you probably won't live past Friday, but it was awesome!
12:29Good thing your mom's a doctor.
12:32Hey, boys!
12:33Hey, Mom!
12:33Looking sharp, Dr. Lake.
12:37Thank you, Toby.
12:38So are you.
12:39Oh, does it show?
12:40You gonna be out all night?
12:42Dr. Gilbert is out with bursitis, and Dr. Lenz has a wedding out of town this weekend.
12:46Okay, well, don't forget to bring your...
12:48Dinner.
12:49Right, and try to find an oven to reheat it in instead of nuking.
12:53It takes all the flavor and nutrients away.
12:56Jim, there must be a million things you'd rather be doing than looking after me.
12:59Can't think of one.
13:01Love you, honey.
13:03Bye, Mom.
13:04You mother your mother a lot.
13:06Huh.
13:07See you tomorrow, Tove.
13:08Hey, and by the way, don't use mayo on the sandwich.
13:10It's the wrong note.
13:25I am gun robot.
13:26Pick up your phone.
13:28Hey, Toves.
13:28Did it talk again?
13:29Did it do anything interesting?
13:31Nope.
13:31Toby pie!
13:32In a minute, Nana!
13:34I gotta go.
13:35Text me if it does anything cool.
13:37Setting the table.
13:38Setting the china.
13:39Going to china.
13:45Um, hi.
13:46How you doing?
13:47I'm Jim.
13:49But then you knew that because you spoke my name, which is weird.
13:53Hello?
13:56Anybody in there?
13:57And now I'm talking to an inanimate object.
14:01Come on, talk again or you are going up on eBay.
14:12Come on, talk again or you are going up on eBay.
14:33Yes.
14:34Uh?
14:45Master Jim!
14:50Master Jim!
14:51We have found you!
14:54I am known as Blinky.
14:57Hi.
14:59It's R.
15:00Three R's.
15:05He says a lot.
15:09It's more of a yelp, I believe.
15:11Greeting, perhaps.
15:16Master Jim, you have been chosen.
15:19Blinky, he looks scared.
15:22Arg, my good fellow, would you mind?
15:25This is a moment of some solemnity.
15:27Solemnity?
15:28Means serious and dignified.
15:30Dagoonified.
15:32Put me down, please.
15:38Where was I?
15:39Master Jim found you.
15:42Yes, thank you.
15:44Master Jim, you have been chosen.
15:47The Amulet of Daylight challenges you to ascend to the most sacred of offices.
15:53Orifices? What orifices?
15:56Offices means responsibility.
15:58Unbeknownst to your kind, there is a secret world, a vast civilization of trolls lurking beneath your very feet, hidden
16:05from view.
16:16Trolls?
16:17This honor is yours to accept.
16:18So what say you?
16:23Is that a yes?
16:31Pick up, pick up.
16:33Hey, Jim.
16:33Dobes, it's me. You're never gonna believe what happened last night.
16:36Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of something, Jimbo.
16:39I am freaking out here. Seriously freaking. I need to talk to somebody.
16:43Chillax, what's going on?
16:44Okay, last night, I heard something in my basement. I thought it was raccoons, but then...
16:49Hang on a second. I...
16:53Sorry, Dan. I had to call you rat.
16:55No, not that one.
17:02Hello, Jim. What can I do for you?
17:05Um, do you have a minute?
17:06Are you alright? You look peaked. Here, sit.
17:12Okay. I don't really know how to say this, but last night something incredible happened.
17:18Actually, unbelievable. Completely unbelievable. As in, you won't believe me, but I'm telling you it's true. I promise you it's
17:24true.
17:24Alright, just calm down. I'll believe you.
17:28Uh, okay. Last night, two, um, things showed up at my house.
17:34Things?
17:34You know, things. Guys, but really weird.
17:38One had these eyes, and the other one was huge and hairy, and they said that they were tro-
17:46Trainers. Trainers who want to train me in, uh, chess.
17:51Hmm, hmm.
17:53And why would that have you so perturbed?
17:55They really weirded me out.
18:02Tick, tock, tick, tock.
18:04Now, I think I know what has you so distraught, Jim.
18:07You do?
18:08It's like I told you yesterday. You have a lot on your shoulders. Too much, in my opinion, for someone
18:13your age, and I think this opportunity...
18:16Chess.
18:16I think it's causing you anxiety. I know you want to be there for your mother, but it's as a
18:22great poet once wrote, do what's good for you, or you're not good for anybody.
18:28Hey, thanks for the advice. I like talking to you.
18:30Always.
18:33The End
18:35The End
18:50To be continued...
19:06Daylight is mine to command.
19:55This is so freaking cool!
20:07No!
20:34No!
21:09It's been taken.
21:11You failed.
21:12You let it go.
21:14Your father will be displeased.
21:17Whoever holds the amulet of Merlin, I shall destroy him.
21:22Just as I have done with every single one of them.
21:27Worry not, you brute.
21:29I know where to find it.
21:35I believe the amulet has found its champion.
21:59Sit on the side.
22:18I believe the amulet has found its champion.
22:19I believe the amulet has found its champion.
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