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00:28You
00:57Don't go in there.
00:58He's with the patient.
01:00Tobes!
01:02Tobes, Tobes, Tobes, Tobes, Tobes, I have got to talk to you.
01:05I'm a little busy right now.
01:07What?
01:08He says he's a little busy right now.
01:11I got your hair.
01:13Okay, remember that thing we found the other day?
01:14In the canals, the thing with the gem and stuff?
01:16It works!
01:17It works like crazy!
01:20What?
01:21He says this can wait, man.
01:25I've already waited until morning!
01:26Who goes to the dentist two days in a row?
01:32I want to get these razors off before I'm 30.
01:35What?
01:39It's like my mouth is a city engineering project.
01:41How much longer is this going to take?
01:51Eight hours!
01:52I can't believe it takes eight hours!
01:54Two molars plus insertions and some cleanup.
01:56Okay, Tobes, you are never going to believe this!
01:59My muscle feels a little sore.
02:01Check.
02:02This.
02:03Out.
02:07Do you have any aspirin?
02:08Tobes, pay attention!
02:12For the glory of Merlin, daylight is mine to-
02:17Go on.
02:18At work last night-
02:19Are you punking me right now?
02:21Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:30Oh, the champignon!
02:37How cool is that?
02:39What?
02:42Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
02:44So cool, so cool, so cool!
02:46Dude, you know what this means, right?
02:49You have a sacred responsibility here!
02:51That's what they said!
02:52Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my
02:54gosh!
02:55Oh my gosh, oh my-
02:56You have to use these new powers for the benefit of all mankind!
03:00You have to use this to kick Steve's butt!
03:05Really?
03:05I show you a glowing sword and a suit of armor that can only be magic,
03:11and that's how you respond?
03:13Seriously, it's butt-kicking time!
03:15Oh yeah!
03:16Yeah!
03:19These pants are so elastic!
03:22Wait, also, who's they?
03:24Well, that's the part that I've been freaking out over!
03:28What-what-what the heck is that?
03:30Don't-don't open the door!
03:31Ha-ha-ha-ster Jim!
03:35I'm calling 9-1-1!
03:38No! Animal control!
03:40Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh, they talk!
03:42I knew it was but a matter of time before the amulet called to us.
03:46Called to you?
03:47Actually, no.
03:48We've been spying on you.
03:50Spy on you!
03:52Well, keeping a close watch.
03:57Doors small!
03:58Animal control!
03:58Monsters! At my best friend's house!
04:00I need you to send a squad!
04:01Is this a joke, kid?
04:02Make that the National Guard!
04:04Animal control hung up on me!
04:06You told your stout little friend about us?
04:08Um, is that a problem?
04:10Master Jim, we trolls have gone to great lengths to keep our existing secret from your kind, lest there be
04:14panic.
04:15Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
04:17You like that?
04:18It's alright, Tobes.
04:19They're like 9 feet tall.
04:20This is my best friend, Toby D.
04:22He has like 800 eyes.
04:23We're gonna die!
04:24Hardly.
04:25Your friend is the Troll Hunter.
04:27His noble obligation is protective.
04:29Like protecting?
04:32You mean like a superhero?
04:34Oh, can I be a sidekick?
04:35With like a cool superhero name like Deathblade?
04:37Or Sniper Snake?
04:39Just wait.
04:39Who would I be protecting?
04:41Us.
04:42And mankind.
04:43From bad trolls.
04:44As well as goblins, gruesomes, and the occasional rogue gnome.
04:48Do you mind?
04:51The mantle of Troll Hunter is a sacred responsibility.
04:55One which has never been passed to a human before.
04:58This is a momentous occasion.
05:05Oh, it's my mother!
05:07Upstairs, quick!
05:09Mother?
05:09Huh?
05:18Jim?
05:19It's me.
05:20She's not supposed to be home till midnight.
05:24Mmm.
05:25You smell like cat.
05:27My nana has a Siamese.
05:30Tasty.
05:32I forgot my phone.
05:33Are you okay in there?
05:35Um, fine.
05:36I mean, my stomach's a little, uh...
05:43Uh, you know, I might have a food poisoning situation.
05:46Honey, I'll get you some medicine, okay?
05:50Okay, what's this going on here?
05:52The amulet reacts to your emotional state.
05:54You appear to be in some distress.
05:55You think?
05:56I have another question.
05:58Speak, Theodore.
05:59It's Toby, actually.
06:00Or Tobias.
06:00If Jim's the first human troll hunter, like you said,
06:04then who or what was the troll hunter before him?
06:07The glorious mantle has been passed from troll to troll for hundreds of years.
06:11So, the previous troll hunter, what, retired?
06:14Was felled.
06:16Felled?
06:16Means killed.
06:18Turned to stone and smashed.
06:21Gunjigar the Courageous, what's his name?
06:23Brutally slain by a ruthless troll named Bular.
06:26Don't worry, dude.
06:27This Bular guy probably just got lucky.
06:30The evidence does not suggest that.
06:31Bular is a formidable opponent.
06:33Then the other guy, he was just off his game or something, right?
06:37Doubtful.
06:37Kanjigar was perhaps the most alert and able of all the troll hunters.
06:41But not the best, I'm betting.
06:42Oh, the very best.
06:44Many songs and sagas have been written about him.
06:46Uh, I think what my friend here is a little worried about is if this is...
06:50Bular.
06:51Yeah, I got it.
06:52If Bular could defeat Kanjigar...
06:54Smash.
06:55To pieces.
06:56Then what's going to happen to Jim?
06:58A most appropriate, if troubling, query, Tom.
07:02Tobias!
07:03Of course, we would never expect Master Jim to engage in battle without the proper training.
07:07Not at all.
07:08See?
07:08Nothing to worry about.
07:10Now, how long does the training normally take?
07:12Ooh.
07:15Decades.
07:16And how long do I have?
07:19A day or two.
07:20Mm-hmm.
07:22Jim, I have medicine and ginger ale.
07:25Come on out.
07:25I'm fine.
07:26Really?
07:26I'm a doctor.
07:28I'm gonna treat my own son.
07:29I just need a little privacy.
07:31You're worrying me.
07:32Oh.
07:34I'm coming in.
07:36Whew.
07:37See?
07:37All good.
07:39Huh.
07:40Okay.
07:44Stop sniffing me, giant troll dude!
07:46Smell like cat.
07:52Ow!
07:56Your cave.
07:57Too small.
07:58So, Master Jim.
07:59Are you ready?
08:00We should begin your training.
08:02Immediately.
08:03Uh, it's a school night.
08:05I assure you the relevance escapes me.
08:07I'm 15.
08:07I have to stay home and, uh, study and stuff.
08:11Do homework.
08:11I can't be out, you know.
08:13Troll hunting.
08:14Because?
08:15Well, the whole getting killed by a vicious troll named Bular might be a deal breaker.
08:20Dude!
08:20He eats VHSes!
08:22Deal breaker?
08:23I don't wanna die!
08:26Goodness gracious, who does?
08:32Maybe you should take this back.
08:34The amulet called to you, Master Jim.
08:37It chose you.
08:39It is your-
08:39Please, don't say destiny.
08:41Sacred obligation.
08:43Or that.
08:44You cannot refuse it.
08:45You cannot give it back.
08:46It is yours until you die.
08:47And I would like to get a little further past puberty before that happens.
08:50Master Jim, you are now responsible for the protection of two worlds, human and troll alike.
08:55If you do not keep the balance, evil trolls like Bular will come into yours and wreak havoc.
08:59You're saying this Bular could hurt people?
09:02Like you.
09:03Not helping!
09:05What's he talking about?
09:06With the amulet now in your possession, Bular will seek you out and you will face him one way or
09:11another.
09:11Maybe what Jim needs is a little time to process all of this.
09:15You know, you laid a lot of heavy stuff on him tonight.
09:19Fine, fine.
09:20We shall return tomorrow, then, to begin your training.
09:23Awesome sauce.
09:26For the road, big guy.
09:28VHS.
09:29Moral weapons five and six.
09:37Master Jim, if I may.
09:39Destiny is a gift.
09:41Some go their entire lives, living existences of quiet desperation.
09:45Never learning the truth that what feels as though a burden pushing down upon our shoulders is actually a sense
09:51of purpose that lifts us to greater heights.
09:56Never forget that fear is but the precursor to valor, that to strive and triumph in the face of fear
10:03is what it means to be a hero.
10:05Now, don't think, Master Jim.
10:10Become.
10:12Would you at least consider?
10:25They're pretty stealthy.
10:27How's that?
10:28I bought you a knight.
10:29A knight?
10:30Dude, you're the one who's always talking about wanting adventure and something more.
10:34Well, wish granted.
10:36So trolls are a thing.
10:37Who knew?
10:45Sooo, what did you decide?
10:47That if anyone finds out what happened in my kitchen last night, we'll both be committed.
10:51i meant about kicking steve's butt give up the dream tobes does this thing run on batteries
10:58what's it doing now should i know it didn't come with a manual does it feel like you're
11:02gonna you know change oh no we gotta get you someplace that's not out here
11:15so cool okay why did it do that jim jim are you in here
11:23keep him out of here how just go fine
11:29oh hey mr strickler oh toby have you seen jim i believe he came in here yeah he um he's
11:37having
11:38some issues you know taco tuesday vicious i think you could probably use some time alone
11:48jim i don't believe that's appropriate school attire do you oh yeah this funny story about this
11:57it's uh for romeo and juliet yeah it's for the tryouts yes the tryouts for romeo and juliet jim's
12:06gonna totally smoke those auditions i mean look at his costume so realistic what happened to the
12:12chess club oh uh i'm i'm i'm doing that too apparently hmm well you better hurry then what i
12:18believe auditions end in five minutes give me my romeo and when he shall die take him and cut him
12:26out in little stars and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all of the world will
12:31be in
12:31love with night it would have been easier to tell him that i'm a troll hunter i don't even know
12:38the play
12:38thank you miss nuñez john um jim and here i thought you didn't like shakespeare oh no he's my
12:48favorite i totally love him that costume is incredible did you make it no he found a magical
12:54amulet that makes it you're funny yeah you're a real comedian aren't you next i think that's your cue
13:03break a leg i'd prefer that
13:12who are you james lake jr what are you trying out for uh romeo well we are all ears
13:34uh destiny
13:41destiny is
13:44a gift
13:48some go their entire lives living an existence of quiet desperation never learning the truth that
13:59would feels as though a burden pushing down upon our shoulders is actually the sense of purpose that
14:11that lifts us to greater heights never forget that fear is but the precursor to valor he's good that to
14:21strive and triumph in the face of fear is what it means to be a hero don't think
14:34become
14:44um thank you
14:52jim that was remarkable really i didn't even think i just sort of said it
14:59that's acting
15:05dude that was amazing you were amazing i'm amazed at how amazing you were i can't believe that that
15:12just happened and did you see how that chiquita was looking at you your armor totally did you a favor
15:18i'm still getting the hang of it the multi-eye guy said it reacts to your emotional state
15:23the armor turns on when you're in distress but i wasn't eating distress back at school
15:28but i am now
15:31troll hunter merlin's creation gunmar's bane i think he's talking to you
15:48look he's afraid of the sun not for long
15:52the amulet surrender it and i will give you a speedy death doesn't know how to negotiate this
16:07guy
16:08armor up armor up armor up please now faster
16:15okay for the glory of merlin daylight is mine to command it's not working
16:22the glory of merlin daylight is mine to command seriously it's mine to command i'm commanding here
16:31centuries of troll hunters and i will have killed two in almost as many days
16:37he's good at
16:49i'll spray the flesh from your bones
16:52i like my bones the way they are thanks
17:02head down to lancey
17:09behind steward electronics you know i can't fit there you can fit i can you've been on a diet remember
17:17i can't fit i can't fit
17:19i can't fit i can fit i can fit i'm fitting
17:23yay diet
17:28my breath look at me look at me
17:33we're not dead right master jim
17:38bular is trying to kill us he chased us all over town and you're still alive i knew you had
17:44potential
17:44master jim you have a sweet voice but you bring death with you you guys can fight him right
17:51i could not hope to possess the skill to defeat bular what about him he's big pacifist
17:58seriously man such a waste of a hulking brute thank you this is why there is a troll hunter master
18:04jim
18:05arg renounced the violent path ages ago
18:11follow me follow me we'll be safe in heartstone troll market
18:19yes i knew it
18:26oh no
18:38master jim
18:40master jim don your armor i've been trying the amulet won't listen to me did you speak
18:45the incantation i've been againsting the crap out of it and it's not working just focus and incant dude
19:04for the glory of merlin daylight is mine to command
19:08for the glory of merlin daylight is mine to command
19:16for the glory of merlin daylight is mine to command
19:17for the glory of merlin daylight is mine to command
19:50for the glory of merlin daylight is mine to command
19:51use your sword master jim i'll drink your blood
19:54out of a goblet made of your skull cut him like a meatloaf jim
20:22master jim
20:25master jim come on i'm a little busy here
20:29master jim
20:32you are not fit to wield the amulet i'll tear the armor off you along with your skin
20:45master jim
21:05master jim
21:07come on come on let's go jim
21:08we nearly we nearly he almost almost what speak master jim
21:13he almost killed us almost a very important word a life of almost is a life of never
21:20why'd the armor suddenly shut off master jim you are the first human to possess an amulet
21:24crafted for trolls it's to be expected its behavior will be unexpected
21:33this way masters this way
21:36are you sure we're safe in here indeed the incantation forbids entry to heartstone troll
21:44market by gum gums such as bular they are the most fearsome of trolls
21:48gum gums scary ones okay wait wait so bular can't get in here right into
21:55heartstone troll market no master jim
22:00this is the world you are bound to protect this is heartstone troll market
22:39the world you are bound to protect this is heartstone
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