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00:07I
00:14Celebrate what I got second place. Okay, the judges were like 30. Okay, they don't know what cool dancing looks
00:21like anymore
00:22That one matrix routine he did
00:27I should have done the back to the future theme they would have liked that even all their grease
00:33Well, they just confirmed what my parents always told me I should stop dancing and pursue a regular safe job
00:39Look second place doesn't mean you should give up, but I think it's just awesome that you were up there
00:44on stage
00:44You know just going for it
00:46Sunny's milkshakes. Oh, there's never a bad reason for sunny's milkshake. Come on. Let's go
01:02You
01:02Feeling better not really
01:04I just want to go on like one date where I don't need to decompress over a milkshake afterwards people
01:10at sunny's are starting to recognize me
01:15Was something important just a notification got another match wait you're still on apps that things are going well with
01:21that Sarah girl they are
01:23We just haven't really talked about it. You know
01:27We're here. So Peter. Oh, I didn't know you're here. He's always here. But now he's leaving. Oh, I am
01:35I guess I'm leaving. I guess I'll walk out with him. Hope there's no more milkshakes in your future
01:44Wow
01:44That's like the fourth time this week. He spent the night
01:46Yeah, but don't worry about it. It's not gonna happen again
01:49Four times means this is just a casual hookup if we go to five then it means that this casual
01:52hookup could become a thing and a thing can quickly become a situation
01:56Nobody wants a situation so speaking of which feel free to use me as an excuse to get out of
02:00hanging out with Peter again
02:01He's been over here five times at least yeah
02:03Well, I mean Peter's different. I've told you we're not hooking up right and why is that again?
02:09He's very hot. He listens to your problems. He buys you milkshakes. What's wrong with you?
02:19Beaver or Swift make out with or be friends with what no to listen to I thought bedroom DJs aren't
02:25allowed to like mainstream normally
02:27Yes, but mainstream pays those bills what bills still live at home shut up
02:32Anyway, I got my first real gig tonight. Do you remember how mom and dad made me join that whole
02:36honor society thing? Yeah gamma new pie or something
02:39Isn't that like a co-ed frat? I mean they call themselves a frat because they're nerds
02:44And those nerds invited me to DJ their party aren't you technically one of those nerds?
02:48That's not the point. Okay, so I want you to picture 20 geeks and ties drinking mocktails
02:53I have to play the mocktails of music. So take a look at this and tell me what you think
02:58Yeah, I recognize some of those names. So what time's the party at?
03:02I mean, I want to see your debut
03:05Yeah
03:07No
03:08What you don't want your cooler older brother cheering you on?
03:10It's not my JV soccer game. Come on. We never really get to hang out
03:13You mean the eight hours we spend here filling orders isn't enough?
03:17You know what I mean now that you're back from college, you know, I figured we could hang out like
03:22real siblings
03:24Fine
03:247 30
03:25I promise I won't stay long. I have a date. Oh a date. Okay. You don't have to lie to
03:31me. I have a date
03:33Oh, yeah, good luck on your day
03:35Okay, he's gonna date everyone
03:40Yo, you told me tonight was supposed to be low-key
03:47Yeah, that's what grace said
03:49But we won't be here long. I have a date with Sarah tonight
03:53Oh, no, it's cool. I'm in it for the long haul man
03:56Yeah, I got no plans
03:58Especially since Chloe doesn't want us to be a thing
04:00She doesn't want this
04:02I'm happy to keep my options open
04:04And there are plenty of options
04:06Wow, her booty's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
04:09Excuse me
04:09Excuse me. Hey, sorry, sorry, sorry
04:16What's happened?
04:18This is a lot more than 20 people
04:19Apparently the word got out
04:21There's like three frats here and the water polo team and anime club
04:25So you gonna go on soon?
04:27Actually, no, I'm going much later
04:30Bummer
04:30My big bro's gonna miss my debut
04:32Good luck on your date
04:33What?
04:34No, no, no, no
04:35I came to hear you scratch filthy beats
04:38And I googled a bunch of
04:39Okay, just stop talking
04:40Okay, I need to go set up my gear
04:42This was supposed to be a simple gig
04:43With just a bunch of nerds
04:45And now I gotta like, impress people
04:47Set up my way, weirdo
04:48Yo, drink this
04:50Uh, Grace is not gonna go on for a while
04:54I think I gotta cancel with Sarah
04:56Why should I text her?
04:57I don't know, if you don't care
04:58Literally text her anything
04:59There was one time I texted this girl a cactus emoji
05:01And she knew we were done
05:02Boom
05:03No, I do actually want to see her again
05:06Man, I haven't been to a college party in years
05:08Chloe's really gonna regret letting me loose
05:10What's that?
05:16That son of a bitch
05:17Oh wow
05:18Hi
05:18Mark just posted a snap of himself at a party
05:20I thought you were taking a break from Mark
05:22I am
05:22But he knows that I have massive FOMO
05:24And he's FOMO baiting me on purpose
05:26But you guys aren't exclusive
05:28And you don't want to be exclusive
05:30So isn't this good?
05:32Joanna, Joanna, Joanna, Joanna
05:34I don't wanna be exclusive with him
05:36I want him to want to be exclusive with me
05:39It's not that hard
05:40What don't you understand about this?
05:41Um, everything
05:44Wait a second
05:45Girls in crop tops
05:46A game of flip cup
05:47Stop sign as decor
05:50Unbelievable
05:51He's at UNLA
05:53Wait, how did you?
05:54Tiny school logo and a tiny polo shirt
05:57Damn, you're like Nancy Drew
05:58Well, online stalking is a critical part of the game
06:01Who is Nancy Drew? Is she verified?
06:03Okay, whatever
06:04I need you to get dressed
06:05Cause we're crashing this party
06:07Oh, college party?
06:08No, that's not happening
06:09Joanna
06:10College guys are exactly what you need right now
06:13They're quick, easy
06:15And you can steal the scrunchie off their doorknob the next morning
06:18And tonight, you're gonna make out with something other than a milkshake
06:22Get dressed
06:23We're going
06:26Oh, yes
06:29Cheap beer and peer pressure
06:32Yes
06:33Awesome
06:34Oh, my God
06:35Check it out
06:36Love that move
06:37Miss that move
06:38What move?
06:39The triple P phone pocket play
06:41You find a guy you're into
06:42And you ask him to hold your phone
06:44Then at the end of the night
06:45He has to find you to give it back to you
06:47By that point
06:48You'll both be drunk
06:49So you'd hook up
06:50Classic triple P
06:51Wow
06:52I'll probably just keep my phone in my clutch
06:54What clutch, Joanna?
06:56Okay
06:56The last thing that Mark snapped was a video of him doing an ice luge
07:00Sooo
07:01BRB
07:03Thanks for inviting me, Chloe
07:04It's been super fun hanging out with you
07:09Peter?
07:10Joanna?
07:11What are you doing here?
07:12I was dragged into Mark and Chloe drama
07:14Did Mark bring you?
07:15No
07:16I brought him
07:17Uh
07:18Grace is DJing the party tonight
07:20Grace DJs?
07:21Yeah
07:21Come on
07:25So
07:26You ready to party like you're 21 again?
07:29Oh
07:29I'm ready to party like I'm 30
07:32You know
07:33Um
07:33It's all about partying smarter, not harder
07:36Okay?
07:37Even in college, I didn't party like a college kid
07:39All my classes were at 9am
07:42So were you ever in a sorority?
07:44Worse
07:46An acapella group
07:47Oh
07:48Girls in trouble
07:50Yeah, which was especially awkward for the one guy in our group
07:53You think we would have been friends in college?
07:55I don't know, probably not
07:56I mean, we would have seen each other in a party or in the hall
08:00But you probably would have thought you were too cool for me
08:03What?
08:03I literally just told you I was in an acapella group
08:07Like I was not too cool for anyone
08:09Well, I mean, acapella groups are kinda cool now
08:12With, you know, that Glee show and stuff, but
08:20Awesome, so this is our first college party together
08:24Mmm, and possibly our first hangover together
08:27This is strong
08:27Let me get you one
08:30Oh, wait, uh, Peter
08:34Could you hold my phone?
08:37I don't have pockets, you know, so it's annoying
08:41Yeah, sure
08:42Thank you
08:52Yeah
08:57Who is that?
08:58That is, um, Sarah
09:00The girl that I picked for Peter
09:03How do you feel about it? Are you okay?
09:05I mean, oh my god
09:07Look at Mark talking to crop top McGee over there, I'll be back
09:11Confession
09:12I am not a total nerd, but I didn't really drink a lot in college
09:16I was focused on the whole pre-med thing
09:18Counter confession
09:20Me too
09:21Well, except the whole pre-med thing
09:22I've always wanted to know what it was like at a frat party
09:25Oh my god, I wonder if I have the upper body strength to do a keg stand
09:28Oh, I can hold your legs
09:29Perfect
09:31So romantic
09:31So romantic
09:32Hey, long line at the keg?
09:35Yeah, yeah, sorry about that
09:39Oh, yeah, uh, Joanna, this is Sarah
09:42And Sarah, this is Joanna, my friend from high school
09:45Nice to meet you, you too
09:49Peter, what time is your sister going on?
09:51Oh, uh, I'm not sure, uh, let me go check on her
09:58So, uh, Sarah, what do you do?
10:00I'm a pediatrician
10:03How about you?
10:04Oh, me, um, you know, I'm kind of between things right now
10:09Um, yeah, I used to be in finance
10:11I just moved back to L.A. and
10:14I moved in with my best friend's sister
10:16She's really cool
10:19Yeah, I'm just, um, just trying to figure stuff out right now
10:24Awesome
10:29Nice, that's two, that's three cups
10:31Ball's back
10:32There you are
10:34You're not inviting me to parties?
10:36Clint, what are you doing here?
10:37I saw your Snap story, okay?
10:39It was clearly FOMO bait
10:40What are you, like, hitting on college-age girls now?
10:43That is so pathetic and potentially illegal
10:46Oh, oh, pathetic
10:47As pathetic as you seeing my Snapchat stories
10:50And tracking down where I am?
10:52Who are you, Nancy Drew?
10:53Who is this Nancy person that you keep on?
10:56Is she, like, a blogger?
10:57Or is just she, like, on the...
10:59Stop that! Stop!
11:01Okay, you know what? It doesn't matter
11:02Keep playing, don't, don't
11:03Don't, no, stop
11:03Keep playing
11:04No, don't
11:05Throw the ball, Brad
11:05Don't do it, Brad
11:07Throw the ball, Brad
11:07Damn it!
11:09Listen, you wanna play games, okay?
11:11You can't game the game master, alright?
11:13No
11:14No, you can't
11:14Tonight I'm gonna get my puma on, okay?
11:17I am a single, you hear that, Brad?
11:19Single, hot, 26-year-old woman
11:22And tonight I'm gonna make some college guys
11:24Maybe Brad ruin his patterned board shorts
11:28Okay, yeah, well, me too
11:30But with the opposite sex
11:32If you wanna check out any more updates
11:34Just check out my Snapchat story
11:35I know you will
11:37Stalker
11:38I'm not a stalker
11:41Don't
11:42Don't, don't
11:42Damn it!
11:44Damn it!
11:47Oh, hey, Chloe
11:48Hi, how'd it go with Mark?
11:50Not at all as I planned
11:51So now, to appear irresistible
11:53I need a hot frat guy to make out with
11:56What's your status?
11:57I really just wanna get out of here, you know?
12:00What?
12:01No, no, hey, no
12:02No
12:03Look around
12:0421-year-olds everywhere, okay?
12:06Hot, horny at their sexual peak
12:08And as a 30-year-old woman, you are also at your sexual peak
12:1229
12:12Whatever
12:13You're a human
12:14And you have carnal desires
12:16And college guys are great for satisfying those
12:19Just look at them
12:21I mean, they have no feelings
12:22They barely have brains
12:24Their frontal lobes won't develop for several years, okay?
12:28They get in and they get out and that's exactly what you need
12:30Hi, can I steal you for a second?
12:33Hey
12:33You're hot and seem down to clown
12:36What's your name?
12:37Trevor
12:37Trevor, very cool stuff
12:39He's yours
12:40And let's get a look at you
12:42Yes, you'll do nicely
12:43Sup?
12:44He's mine
12:45What do you say we make some mistakes together?
12:49Your t-shirt has letters on it, that's great
13:04Hey, what are you doing out here?
13:05There's so many more people here than I thought there was gonna be
13:08And they all have phones
13:09Do you know how viral DJ fails are?
13:12If tonight doesn't work out
13:14Maybe that means that taking a year off to pursue music was a mistake
13:18I should've just gotten a secure job with all my friends
13:21Look, even the greats take a year off
13:24Jordan left the game to play baseball
13:27Actually, that was a mistake
13:30Really big mistake actually
13:33What I'm trying to say is
13:36Maybe this is your space jam
13:40Sorry to interrupt the rousing half-time speech
13:42But can I just say something?
13:44Uh, who are you?
13:47Uh, oh, this is my date
13:48You exist?
13:49Yeah, I'm Sarah
13:50And what you're feeling is totally normal
13:52But, you know, when I went into med school
13:55I went in right after college
13:57And I really wish I'd taken time off to take risks
14:00However tonight goes, it's awesome, you're going for it
14:03You're doing exactly what you should be doing in your early twenties
14:06Plus, everyone at this party is drunk
14:08They're not going to remember
14:10They're not going to remember
14:11Oh, thanks
14:14Her speech was much better than yours, by the way
14:17I'll see you guys in 20
14:19Go get them, Gracie
14:23Hey, thank you
14:26I hope she doesn't suck
14:31Hey, so what's your snap?
14:33That's cute, but I meant your Snapchat
14:35Like, can I add you as a friend, or?
14:36This is my only snap
14:38Dude, you gotta get on it, it's the best
14:40I'm like, I mean, I'm kind of a big deal
14:42People call me like a snap celebrity
14:43I get like a thousand views
14:45A snap, not a big deal, but kind of a big deal
14:47Sometimes I make jokes
14:48I make jokes on there too
14:49Like, I'll, like, have my face
14:51But I'll put like an emoji on it
14:53Sometimes I put a ghost right here
14:54Act like scared, you know?
14:56I'm gonna, I'm gonna find my friend though
14:58I'll be, I'll be
14:59Oh, sure
15:00Uh, hey, Joanna
15:01I, um, I miss you already
15:04A lot
15:05All right, bitches
15:06We're about to shotgun these beers
15:08Okay, but that's kind of an offensive use of that word
15:10Uh, do you have any, like, anything else?
15:12Like anything micro-brewed or something?
15:13Nope, I'm sorry
15:14Okay
15:15Three, two, one, let's do it
15:16Uh, not even a D
15:18Oh my god, oh my god
15:19Oh!
15:20Whoa!
15:21Yeah, you are so good at that
15:25Just burped in my mouth
15:26You just burped into my mouth
15:27That was totally an accident
15:28Okay
15:29Professor Hawk is totally ruining my life
15:31Oh, yeah, no, I don't, I don't miss that
15:33Oh, you, you graduated? When?
15:36Yeah, I'd say about, uh, nine years ago
15:38So you're what, you're like 30?
15:41Why are you here?
15:43Oh my god, are you a cop?
15:44No, wait, Katie, hey
15:47This guy might be a cop
15:50How deeply uncool
15:52Here we go
15:53Oh!
15:54You got beat by a rookie
15:56Yes!
15:57Very natural
15:57I know, I found my true calling
15:59Oh, hey, uh, Grace is about to go on
16:01Uh, you wanna go to the dance floor?
16:03Yeah, cool
16:03Um, I'm gonna run to the bathroom
16:04I'll see you there
16:10Hey, you having fun?
16:11Yeah, blast
16:13You should come back to college more often
16:16Hey, how's this, everything with Sarah?
16:18Oh, yeah, she dominated in Flip Cup
16:19She's kinda badass
16:23Here we go, Gracie!
16:25Ooh, ooh, ooh
16:33Oh, they like it
16:42She's giving them earworms
16:44Give them earworms, Grace!
16:47You are so embarrassing
16:48That's the point
16:53You're very cool
16:56I know
16:58Oh, man
16:59When do people stop dancing with each other
17:01And just start bouncing around in the same direction?
17:04What, you're not into zombie line dancing?
17:07What are you doing Wednesday night?
17:09I have plans
17:11Cool, me too
17:12I'm just saying, you know
17:14Dancing is much more fun when you're facing someone
17:17Hey, well, someone should go show them how it's done
17:19Go
17:20Ah, I'm retired
17:22Yeah, I haven't forgotten you were the best guy on the dance team
17:24Second best
17:25Not that it still bothers me that I got second place in that competition or anything
17:30Redemption time?
17:32Mm-mm
17:32Come on, old man
17:34Are you too cool to dance?
17:36Oh, you're challenging me?
17:38Come on!
17:39Come on!
17:39Okay, okay
17:40Okay, okay
17:41All right
17:41Yeah, all right
17:43Get in there!
17:46Woo!
17:48Woo!
18:04That's my brother!
18:05That's my brother!
18:27I didn't get home.
18:33Oh my gosh, did you see that guy?
18:35That was unreal.
18:42That was unreal.
18:44Wait, hold on, hold on.
18:47If we want to make this relationship work, I think we should...
18:51You're like 21, right? You should be afraid of the R word.
18:54Just because I'm 21 doesn't mean I don't have a lot of feelings and I'm able to express a lot
18:59of love.
19:00That's my drink.
19:01Oh, it's rum. I hate rum.
19:02See, this is great. This is the best part of the relationship. We're still learning stuff about each other.
19:07I personally love rum. I also love gum and my thumbs.
19:10You know, I'm pretty much a rapper.
19:12I should make a snap about rap.
19:14I've known it again!
19:15Oh my God, I am so out of shape.
19:19That was so bad, Mr. So. I didn't know you could dance.
19:22Oh, I usually don't, but Joanna challenged me.
19:26Oh, it was Joanna's idea?
19:27Yeah.
19:28Do you guys know each other again?
19:29Oh, we grew up together.
19:31Everyone's really nice. I've had so much fun tonight.
19:35At a frat party. Words I thought I'd never say.
19:39Right?
19:40Hey, thank you so much for coming tonight.
19:43Not sure how many other women would be so cool with this.
19:46Well, I'm not like other women.
19:49So maybe you should lock this down.
19:51Oh, should I?
19:54I like you, Peter.
20:00I like you too, Sarah.
20:11Confession?
20:11I mean, I switched shifts tomorrow so I could spend the night with you tonight.
20:18Counter confession?
20:20I like that.
20:25So we should make this official?
20:29I'd like that.
20:44Hey.
20:45What?
20:53Aren't you supposed to be hunting?
20:56Yes, but honestly, Mark, I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I can't party like a 21-year-old anymore.
21:04Ugh, I know. Samesies.
21:06I feel, like feelings-wise, I feel like a puma.
21:12But my fear is that am I, shit, am I a cougar?
21:20Dude, puma, cougar, what does it matter? How about you and I act like a couple of rabbits in the
21:26backseat of my car?
21:27Okay, fine, fine, fine, but tomorrow we're taking a break.
21:31Don't text me even if something crazy happens on Game of Thrones.
21:36Okay. Look, let's just go to my place. I don't have to deal with, you know, roommates and whatnot. Let's
21:42make out.
21:45When did this happen?
21:48Oh, I have to pee.
21:52Hey, so before things get, uh, physical between us, I just gotta let you know that I'm actually a very
21:58sensitive guy, so don't go breaking my heart, right?
22:01Oh, by the way, do you have your idea on you? Because the deal with my dorm room is you
22:06kinda need to sidel-
22:07Trevor, Trevor, I hope this doesn't sound too harsh.
22:09Uh, the worst thing I've ever done in my life was make out with you tonight.
22:17Oh, so that's a hard no on you coming to my dorm?
22:22Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I gotta go.
22:26Okay.
22:26Oh, can I borrow your phone?
22:29I can't believe you remembered my cell phone number.
22:33Yep, you and Rachel to me.
22:36What?
22:36I can't believe she became a principal. Like, that guy used to party.
22:40Yeah, apparently so do you. What was it like kissing a 21-year-old?
22:44He wasn't the worst kisser. Not too much tongue. Plus, he had a nice back.
22:48What?
22:49I know. I love backs.
22:51Wait, you never told me why you gave Peter your phone.
22:54I just thought my night was gonna turn out differently.
22:58Give me more ice cream.
23:07No passcode. Really? I could have done so much damage.
23:11But I took care of her and fed her some juice.
23:15Here you go.
23:16Thanks, Peter. You're the best.
23:18Hey, you had fun last night? What'd you think of her?
23:20Uh, Sarah's great.
23:23Oh, I meant Grace, but Sarah thinks you're great too.
23:26Oh, hey, pack update.
23:28Sarah and I took a big step last night.
23:31We both deleted our dating apps.
23:34Off app? Well, good for you. Congrats.
23:37Thanks. How about you?
23:38No updates here, except, uh, I'm pretty sure I need to date someone who's not on a campus meal plan.
23:48You need a milkshake?
23:49Uh, no. I, uh, I should work on my resume and get back to the old job hunt.
23:57Are you sure you're okay?
23:59Yeah. I'm just tired.
24:01Oh, yeah. All right. Bye.
24:22Hey, Joanna.
24:26Hey, Coral.
24:27Hey, how are we being here for now?
24:31Everyone's a busy family fan for you.
24:35It was fun.
24:36All right, no worries.
24:46So, now everybody, I'll have a second try to hang out here for two questions.
24:46There's a couple of people's organizations that are being present to us here that are all of us guys.
24:46You stay out.
24:47Hi spine, Shaal.
24:47My surroundings is cosowana.
24:48If it's impressive wedding day, everyone knows it's too late.
24:50It, I've been missing something.
24:50Well, you guys, you guys, you guys keep social uncertainty and probably but ddinacy.
24:51Myficiente is bad.
24:52It's really cool for sure, everyone else you and not know I'll use somecs.
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