00:06We really don't have time for this.
00:07Yo, I gotta eat.
00:08That food in Hong Kong, it wasn't shit, okay?
00:10Plus, I promised Norris too I showed him these before we traded him.
00:13What about Perfect Pig?
00:14He's not gonna be there for another hour.
00:16You tripping.
00:16How do you know where he lives at anyway?
00:18Reddit.
00:19You know you can get anything on Reddit, right?
00:20Even vitamins.
00:21You can get vitamins from the store, Bobby.
00:24If you want your mind controlled.
00:26Hey, plus, if you think about it, divorce is not really that bad.
00:30Okay, my parents, they call it quits ages ago, and I turned out A-OK.
00:33More the reason for me to get home to my wife.
00:36WWSD.
00:38WWSD is my new life mantra.
00:40What would Staten do?
00:41Oh, and speaking of my brother, he just texted me.
00:44Look at this.
00:44He texts me all the time.
00:45He's actually quite needy for an action star.
00:56Holy shit, they are real.
00:57Which is great and all, but how did Jason fucking Statham break you out?
01:06And then 50 minutes after that, bass came up, and we were at karaoke spot.
01:09No way.
01:10Did you sing with Jason?
01:12Please tell me you sang with Jason.
01:13Yeah, he was singing.
01:13He was shirtless.
01:14What?
01:15That's insane.
01:16That was just a half of it.
01:1720 minutes after that, we was in a helicopter on the way to an abandoned airport, and then
01:20it was a 747 just chilling there, waiting to exfiltrate the stateside.
01:23And I think he has a thing for Bobby.
01:25Jason Statham is not into me, first of all.
01:28Oh, really?
01:28Yeah.
01:29Okay, so why has he texted you a hundred times?
01:30Hold up.
01:30Are you jealous?
01:32No.
01:33What's up, guys?
01:35Holy shit.
01:36Are these what I think they are?
01:37Yo, my man.
01:38Yo.
01:39Get the fuck out of here, man.
01:40All right, just let me hold them.
01:42Hey, if you want to hold something, hold your nuts, all right?
01:44Oh, come on.
01:45Get up.
01:45Oh!
01:45Oh, my God!
01:47What are you doing, yo?
01:47Uh, somebody call 911.
01:49No, no, no.
01:50You're just going to make it works.
01:51Devin's right.
01:52You only get one shot at saving them.
01:58Look, I normally don't do shit for people I don't get down with, but since this is kind
02:03of my fault...
02:03Kind of?
02:04No, this is 100% your fucking fault.
02:06Which is why I'm willing to hook you up on my boy, Jay Mark.
02:09You mean Jason Mark?
02:11Nobody calls him Jay Mark.
02:12His homies do.
02:14They'll see.
02:14J. Mark! What up, fam? What's cracking?
02:18What'd you just call me?
02:19J. Mark.
02:19Nobody calls me that.
02:21But I just did.
02:22Well, don't.
02:23All right, for sure, for sure. That's what's up.
02:25So listen, I need you to do me a solid real quick.
02:27My road dog's here, man. Just fucked up some sneakers.
02:30Look, enough with the bullshit. Like, we need your help,
02:32and we need it ASAP.
02:33Yes, J. Mark, you're the only one that can fix this.
02:35Are those?
02:36The zeros.
02:38What the fuck happened to him?
02:39Your boy here spilled a spinach and kale smoothie on them.
02:42That's not my boy.
02:42What?
02:43We met one time, bro.
02:44Ugh, don't tell me he asked you to do a TikTok with him.
02:47Asked. He wouldn't shut up about it.
02:48Yo, that shit would be tight, though, dawg.
02:50Shut up.
02:51Can you help us or not?
02:55I can't make any promises, but I'll see what I can do.
02:57All right, please, that's all I'm asking. Just see what you can do.
02:59J. Mark, what's good, fam? Huh? Cracking.
03:02What's good, bro? You good?
03:03Man, I'm blessed, man. You know what I'm saying?
03:04Just look, bro.
03:06My mind is blown right now. Are these what I think they is?
03:09Yeah, those are the zeros.
03:11These are fucking zeros?
03:12Those are zeros. Those are zeros, man.
03:15Oh, shit.
03:15Look, look, look, look. Are you selling these?
03:17No, they're not for sale. We're not selling these.
03:18We're actually trying to get them fixed right now.
03:20So you can just do that for us, please.
03:22Come on, fam. How much you want for these, for real?
03:24Literally not for sale.
03:25Bro, I got $10,000 cash right now.
03:29Sold.
03:29What the fuck?
03:30Yes, give me one second.
03:31Wait.
03:32This dude wants to give us $10,000 for some potential to ruin you.
03:36But there's no one near what we can get for him if Jason fixes it.
03:39Look, I'm not about to give up on a short thing for your pipe dream.
03:42It's not a pipe dream, man.
03:43It's a fucking pipe dream.
03:44What the fuck you think I've been doing this for?
03:45What if Jason can't fix him?
03:47What if perfect pair doesn't come through?
03:49Look, we can break even and some.
03:51I don't give a fuck about breaking even, man.
03:53What about my family?
03:54Fuck your family.
03:55Hey, hey, hey, fellas, man.
03:57Look, I ain't got all day, man.
03:58I mean, have y'all made a decision yet?
04:00We still negotiating.
04:01If you got stuff to do, get out.
04:03See what I did there?
04:04Look, all you need to have a chance in this life is what?
04:09A chip in a chair.
04:10A chip in a chair.
04:11This is not just about us.
04:12It's about our dream, the store.
04:14So you sell us for $10,000, we're not gonna get nothing.
04:17You said you were gonna trust me.
04:19I just need you to keep your word.
04:21Because your word is your bond.
04:25Doyle Brunson.
04:26Doyle Brunson.
04:26Doyle Brunson.
04:30Go ahead.
04:31He gonna tell you right now.
04:31He gonna break your heart.
04:34What's up?
04:35I got the 10 right here, bruh.
04:37No deal.
04:38No deal.
04:39$10,000.
04:39Stop waving it in our face like that.
04:41It's like right here.
04:42Look, we good.
04:44And why you just carry $10,000 cash around?
04:46I mean, that's what rich people do, you know?
04:48Oh, look, I'll take $10,000 for these.
04:49No, I don't want those, brother.
04:51I don't like glow-in-the-dark shit.
04:54Man, why hasn't he said anything yet?
04:56Yo, I'm gonna go up in there.
04:57Hey, hey, hey.
04:58Jason's the best of the best, okay?
05:00If anyone can do this, it's him.
05:06Oh, so what's the word?
05:08It was pretty touch and go for the first 20 minutes or so.
05:11But once I got through that top layer, I was able to bring him back.
05:14You brought him back?
05:15Brought him back.
05:15Mmm!
05:16I knew you'd be able to do it.
05:18So can we see him?
05:19Of course.
05:19They're still in the recovery room, but I'll take you back.
05:24They're on the table in the back, so just don't touch them for another 15 minutes or so.
05:28All right, bet.
05:28It smells good in here.
05:29Ooh, where they at, baby?
05:31Hell, they were just here.
05:32What you mean?
05:33What the fuck?
05:34Wait, what happened?
05:35What you mean?
05:35They're gone?
05:36They was right here.
05:37Shit.
05:38They was right here.
05:39Check over there, man.
05:41Where's Cole?
05:42Oh, shit.
05:43Check his Instagram.
05:43On it.
05:44You're talking crazy.
05:45Bingo!
05:45What?
05:46He's already live-streaming from around the corner.
05:48What?
05:49For them to slip up!
05:52Woo!
05:57Damn, you fast!
06:00Let's do it, man!
06:01You slow as shit!
06:03Damn, you slow!
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05I didn't run that fast.
06:05You good?
06:07I'm fine.
06:07I'm fine.
06:08Just go.
06:08Save yourselves.
06:09Just go.
06:10I'm fine.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:14Oh, my God.
06:16Wait.
06:19No way.
06:20No way.
06:20He comes here all the time.
06:22Wait.
06:23It can't be.
06:24It can't actually be them, right?
06:28Oh, the quick work can't hurt.
06:31So then I made some friends with some losers who was like,
06:34I know a guy, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
06:36He's over there!
06:37Shhh!
06:38Shhh!
06:43Wait, how you feel?
06:43I didn't feel that boy on accident!
06:46Shut up!
06:48Shhh!
06:50Shhh!
06:51Shhh!
06:51Shhh!
06:52Shhh!
06:53Shhh!
07:05Shhh!
07:07How they looking.
07:13Perfect.
07:14Woo!
07:14Nory!
07:15Hey, Nory!
07:17Nory, are you okay?
07:18Check these out.
07:20What'd you do?
07:21Stewie.
07:22What are you waiting for?
07:24Just opening it.
07:32Stop it.
07:32Are these?
07:34Check the label.
07:44Holy shit, kid.
07:50You found them.
07:51What the fuck?
08:00You're a good man, Stewie.
08:03My pops would've liked you.
08:07Looky, looky what we got here.
08:09Got some, got some lipstick.
08:11That's alright.
08:15Well, uh, yeah, let's, let's go get it done.
08:19All of us?
08:21Yeah.
08:22We're squad now.
08:25Now let's go.
08:30I'll be surprised if they don't throw a 30 for 30 about us.
08:33Or, or like a, like a scripted series or something like that.
08:36Nobody wants to watch a TV show about sneakerheads.
08:38You don't know.
08:39Oh, I'd totally watch that shit.
08:40See?
08:41The highs, the lows, the betrayals.
08:46This is it right here.
08:47See that?
08:47I led y'all to the promised land.
08:49Alright, let's go.
08:50Oh, fuck, shit.
08:51What?
08:53What is it?
08:53Nothing.
08:54I don't wanna talk about it.
08:54No, no, no, what is it?
08:55I don't wanna talk about it right now.
08:57Give me your phone.
08:57Give me your phone.
08:58There you go.
09:02Jason Statham sent you a dick pic.
09:05What?
09:05Did you really have to say that out loud?
09:07It's not funny, guys.
09:08Okay?
09:08I think I have to.
09:09I got a dilemma here.
09:10What am I supposed to do with this?
09:11Besides delete it?
09:12Yeah, besides delete it.
09:13What do I...
09:14Do you think maybe he sent it by mistake?
09:16Oh, no, no.
09:16We all know that he didn't send it by mistake.
09:19Bobby, does it smell like sandalwood?
09:23That's very funny.
09:24So funny I forgot to laugh.
09:25Wait, wait.
09:26Don't walk away.
09:26Look, Noi, just tell me.
09:28I'mma text him.
09:29And say what?
09:32I don't know.
09:32Okay?
09:33For starters, like, um...
09:35Dear Jason Statham.
09:36I think you're dope.
09:38You're a huge inspiration.
09:39But maybe we should just be friends.
09:41Is that how you really feel there?
09:43I think so, yeah.
09:44But you're not positive.
09:45It's Jason Statham.
09:47Okay?
09:48I don't want to hurt his feelings.
09:49Okay.
09:50No offense, but he's a celebrity.
09:51And a total badass.
09:53And you're...
09:53Oh, you're...
09:55You.
09:56How you gonna say no offense, but offend somebody?
09:58That's very offensive.
09:59I take offense to it.
10:00Let's go.
10:00Oh, you mad?
10:01Yeah, I'm mad.
10:03You're big, man.
10:05I think I know it's three.
10:07Stop it.
10:10There's something I can help you gentlemen with?
10:12Yeah.
10:13Sure.
10:14Boom.
10:15Zeroes.
10:18Damn.
10:19It's nice, right?
10:21Cool, man.
10:21Anything else?
10:24What...
10:24What do you...
10:25What do you mean, anything else?
10:26Like, no, those are the ones.
10:29I mean, those are the zeros.
10:32You know what the fuck I mean, right?
10:34I do, but I just don't care.
10:36Of course you care.
10:37Or else you wouldn't have offered up your entire collection for them.
10:39Yes.
10:41Hey, babe.
10:42Will you grab me another Diet Coke?
10:43I'll trade you my whole collection for it.
10:46See, it's kind of something I say, guys.
10:48It's like my thing, you know?
10:49But you meant it when you said it in the video, right?
10:52Fuck no, bro.
10:53My collection's worth millions.
10:54Why would I just give it away?
10:56Because...
10:58These are the...
10:59The one-eyed unicorn.
11:00Remember?
11:01These are the zeros.
11:02Which would have been impressive when I first posted that video.
11:04Turns out there's like six pairs made.
11:07Five of which have already been brought to me.
11:09So that's it?
11:11Like, there's no reward and you already have five of the exact same shoe?
11:16Four, actually.
11:17Little Rel just called a little while ago.
11:19He bought a pair for ten stacks.
11:21Crazy, right?
11:23Sorry, guys.
11:37Look, I know you're mad.
11:38Okay?
11:39I get it.
11:41But if you think about it like you lost the battle, but you ain't lose the war.
11:46You gotta think long run like soulmates, it's about to take off.
11:49Okay?
11:49Adam?
11:51I'm about to lose my marriage.
11:53Do you understand that?
11:54What about the zeros then?
11:55Fuck these zeros.
12:03That's it?
12:03Shut the fuck up.
12:10So much for being a squad.
12:13You and I can still be a squad.
12:16Let's go.
12:29Hey, uh, pull over right here.
12:34Keep it coming.
12:38Right now.
12:57Yo.
12:58Yo, my man.
13:00What?
13:01You on the clock.
13:04Oh, he's gonna put your finger up.
13:06Oh, you ain't getting five stars.
13:08I can guarantee that.
13:14No fucking way.
13:19No fucking way.
13:22Hey, brother.
13:23Can I help you with something?
13:32Uh, any chance you willing to sell me those fours?
13:35These fours?
13:36Yeah.
13:36That's on my feet?
13:37Yeah.
13:39Nigga, you crazy.
13:40I'm not gonna sell you the shoes off my feet.
13:42I know it's a long shot.
13:43My bad.
13:44However, I got a few pay in the trunk of my car.
13:48Three hundred dollars and they yours.
13:53Thirteen?
13:54Hell yeah.
13:55I got a size thirteen.
13:56Yes.
13:56Give me five minutes.
13:58I'll be right back.
14:00You have no idea what I've been through trying to kick those shoes.
14:09Brother, I totally understand.
14:11Where are you doing?
14:12One time, let me tell you something.
14:14One time, I had to drive four miles to get a pan of color light.
14:19It might have been four and a half.
14:25So are we taking an Uber or a Lyft?
14:28Peace.
14:31That's it?
14:34That's what?
14:36You're leaving?
14:38Got work to do, Stewie.
14:40Yeah.
14:40Yeah, but I just thought, I thought maybe we could like, uh, I don't know.
14:48There's really nothing else?
14:50Oh, you know what?
14:51There is something else.
14:52Here, I'm texting it to you, okay?
14:54Oh, what is it?
14:54An invoice.
14:56With all your unpaid hours.
14:58Time is money.
14:58Oh, I thought I was off the clock.
15:00I couldn't paint you.
15:00I have the money.
15:01I'm fucking with you!
15:19Bro, I am so sorry.
15:22That 13, I told you I thought I had.
15:28I don't have it, bro.
15:29I'm...
15:30It's my bag.
15:32Of course not.
15:33Gotcha.
15:35It's right here.
15:4013.
15:41That's 13, bro.
15:43But yeah, you got the money?
15:44I got you.
15:45I got you.
15:46I got you.
15:47Hey, brother.
15:48Be easy.
15:53I got you.
16:12I knew you were real.
16:23I saw something.
16:27I loved, bro.
16:30Then I saw the party, the party.
16:31What's your day?
16:42The party expected to get a refuge.
16:47I was all here.
16:48Margin now.
16:49I am so excited.
16:50I was so happy to say it's excellent time.
16:50The party decided to try now.
16:50Out of my understanding,
16:59hey yo dev man twinsies huh
17:05i just got mine on go for only a hundred bucks over retail not too shabby right
17:10how about you trouble finding yours
17:14i guess that's a no on margaritas i make mine with 1800 tequila silver or reposado
17:19your call when you're ready baby
17:34hey
17:36hey
17:42i thought you said you weren't gonna get those
17:46i'm sorry
17:48for all of you
17:50and don't worry about the money
17:52i'm going back to work for real this time
17:55look i know you think they're just sneakers
17:59but they're way more than that
18:02these are the shoes i was wearing
18:04you scored 22 points a game when you were in high school i know and you wore them tomorrow
18:09the question is why are they such a big deal
18:12why is it such a big deal
18:16it was ten years ago
18:18i had just finished hooping bobby had called me to meet him down at king king and
18:25there you were
18:27and you smiled at me
18:32and at that moment i i didn't i didn't even know what day it was what i had for lunch
18:39or even what city i was in
18:45at that moment i knew i was all in
18:50these are the shoes i was wearing when i fell in love with you
18:57okay
19:01anything else i'm supposed to know
19:04me and bobby got arrested in hong kong jason statham broke us out then sang shirtless karaoke
19:10you went to hong kong with bobby
19:11i know you don't like bobby
19:14i don't even know if i like bobby
19:17but he was my best friend
19:19i miss having him in my life
19:28give me my flowers
19:32hey
19:36did you just
19:40okay
19:41okay
19:41okay
19:42mwah
19:44you know what
19:44why don't you call bobby tomorrow and see if he can have dinner with us this weekend
19:49oh
19:51you think we can invite your mom
19:54wow
19:54see
19:55you got jokes
19:56i'm just saying the chemistry
19:58nope
19:58we won't let him drink
19:59canceled
20:00you're done
20:00i promise
20:01mm-mm
20:07uh
20:08what is this
20:11it's a purse
20:12we'll buy some
20:13we'll just go
20:24this
20:24you
20:24we'll just go
20:28to
20:28you
20:32we'll just
20:33you
20:33we're
20:34we're
20:39we're
20:39we're
20:39We don't know ya, we'll just ghost ya, we don't know ya, we'll just ghost ya, we're
20:53the people, the culture, what's how we do, fuck all the vultures, we don't know ya, we
21:11don't know ya, we'll just ghost ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know
22:05ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't
22:06know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't
22:06know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't
22:06know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't know ya, we don't
22:18You
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