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00:27Okay, baby girl, we gotta hurry up and eat.
00:30Sitters running late, I've got a work call, and five, any chance you can take Drew with
00:35you to drop Cleo?
00:36Sure, of course.
00:37Yes.
00:37Hey, you are looking good, by the way.
00:42I know it has been easy lately, being a stay-at-home dad, but I've only got five weeks left
00:46until
00:46I take the bar.
00:47After that, you and me, on a beach, in Hawaii, no kids, and God's honest promise I will make
00:52you the happiest man on the planet.
00:54Oh.
00:55It's 7.30.
00:56You gotta go.
00:57Okay, bye.
01:01Come on, Max.
01:05Alright.
01:07What's wrong, Max?
01:08The Lakers training Jason Hutterk last night, and no one even cares.
01:11Who?
01:12See?
01:13That's exactly what I'm talking about.
01:15Okay, Max.
01:17Whoa.
01:18Was that my bike?
01:19What?
01:20No.
01:20It was totally our bike.
01:22Shit.
01:23Shit.
01:24Shit.
01:24Hey!
01:25We do not talk like that in this...
01:29Fuck!
01:33The Barclay brief went out yesterday along with your summation of Monday's mediation.
01:38Seriously, Devon?
01:39On the family computer?
01:40Don't say my name, cause you only say my name when you...
01:42No, not a problem.
01:44Just email me your notes and I'll get it out to you this afternoon.
01:48You were saying?
01:51All men do it.
01:52Do all men almost go bankrupt because of the money they were spending on it?
01:54That was five years ago.
01:56Not a problem.
01:58Yeah, okay.
01:59You too.
02:00Okay.
02:02What do you want me to say here, Devon?
02:04They're just sneakers.
02:05Like, I wore these my junior year.
02:07Like, I averaged 22 points and I wore them the prom plus.
02:10Most importantly, I...
02:12You had a problem.
02:13A real problem.
02:14But we fixed it.
02:15Where are the kids?
02:31Is this really what it's come down to?
02:33Dropping our son off at the sitters just so you can buy a pair of tennis shoes?
02:40What happened to you, huh?
02:42Marriage got you soft.
02:46They're just sneakers.
02:47Who cares if you never get the nod again?
02:50Man, what the fuck does this dude know about the nod?
02:52Now bang this left and let's get shit poppin'.
02:57Get the poppin'.
03:00Okay, okay.
03:01I'm rolling.
03:02I'm riding.
03:03I flexing while driving.
03:04You know when I come through that best beam.
03:07Line's around the corner, dawg.
03:08On a Thursday?
03:10It's a hyperstrike, so...
03:12Say what?
03:22Are you serious?
03:24I be in it all night.
03:26I be in it all day.
03:28I be in it all day.
03:28Ain't no ombre.
03:29He verses like they entrees.
03:31Never been in this outcast.
03:33I ain't dissing.
03:33I know Andre.
03:35Got these haters crazy.
03:36Probably should've got that all state.
03:38I be trying to make a profit.
03:40Know this.
03:40Ain't never stopping.
03:42They be throwing shade.
03:43Almost like it.
03:44Call me Corey profit.
03:45Got them swollen pockets.
03:47Throwing money.
03:48She gon drop it.
03:48Make it rain up on these haters.
03:50Eat umbrellas.
03:51Mary Poppins, yeah.
03:52Say every night, every day.
03:55Soon I'm gonna get by and I'm on your way.
03:59I chop off both my thumbs up.
04:03Oh.
04:07How much?
04:08I don't know.
04:09You're not down with the boys.
04:10What the fuck are you even doing here?
04:11You're still alone.
04:12So, so is this line always this long?
04:21I came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja.
04:24Turned out to be Rosie.
04:25Found a passport of yours in Sumatra.
04:27Missed your bite about a week in Fiji,
04:28but I knew you wouldn't miss the white symbol.
04:31What the fuck are those?
04:32They're for a good cause.
04:34Every pair that I buy, a poor kid gets a pair too.
04:36Okay, unless that poor kid can eat them shits,
04:39to nourish his body is worthless.
04:40Okay, I'm gonna tell you that right now.
04:42Don't disrespect the shoe game like that.
04:44It's embarrassing.
04:44Come on, I can't be talking to someone
04:45this far back in line.
04:46We gotta go.
04:48What are you doing?
04:49I'm standing, man.
04:50Don't worry about it.
04:51Hey, man, real talk.
04:52Why we stop kicking?
04:53Look, are you gonna seriously act like you don't know?
04:56What's up, Maya?
04:56It's good to see you, baby.
04:57Hey, how am I supposed to know
04:58why you won't return my cause
04:59when you would never return my cause?
05:01Look, let's not do this right now.
05:03How's Foot Locker?
05:04Forget Foot Locker.
05:06Then what's up with the gear?
05:08I figured since I had it,
05:09I might as well ref a kids' league
05:10before I went back to school.
05:12It's no big deal.
05:12You back in school?
05:14Look at me thinking you haven't changed.
05:17Okay, you trying to get your degree with school.
05:21There's some night classes over there on Melrose.
05:23Hey, buy your mama something nice.
05:26All right.
05:27Hey, hey, Bobby.
05:29Since when is there a college on Melrose?
05:32All right, guys.
05:33As obvious as it sounds,
05:35you can't master reconstruction without deconstruction.
05:37Now what about material?
05:38Ooh, corduroys the next elephant print.
05:40Corduroys 100% not the next elephant print.
05:43Shoe school?
05:43Some 11s in the same colorway as a bowling shoe.
05:47No.
05:48Tiger Woods, you'll buy it.
05:49Definitely not.
05:50Shoe school?
05:51Serena Williams.
05:52No.
05:52Venus.
05:53No.
05:53Okay, look, Dom, he's killing it right now.
05:55Megan Fox.
05:55Anyone?
05:56Anybody else?
05:57He makes customs for Bieber, OBJ, LBJ, all kinds of celebs.
06:00If I want to be the best, I got to learn from the best.
06:03All right?
06:03All right, all right.
06:05What's a hyper strike?
06:06What's a hyper strike?
06:07You see what Ghosts for Five Years does to you?
06:09You lose your edge.
06:10All right?
06:11But lucky for you, all previous transgressions have been forgiven.
06:14Okay, we got a 10, 9, 8, 11, 12, 12, 11, 6.
06:20I'm a 10, 13.
06:22So you're good.
06:23You're straight.
06:23You can tell someone's size just by looking at their feet.
06:26Yeah, dope, right?
06:27I had a one-night stand with this sidekick and she got my shoulders all in order.
06:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:32What the fuck?
06:33You got them, right?
06:34Hey, what's up?
06:35It's me, Bobby P, a.k.a. Bobby the Butcher, a.k.a. Bobby Williams, a.k.a.
06:39Random Boldu that thinks I actually give a shit who he is.
06:42Don't shred, by the way.
06:44Oh, it is?
06:44Oh, thank you.
06:45I appreciate it.
06:46I'm fucking with you.
06:46It's hideous.
06:49Hey, listen, are you still running for CB kicks?
06:53Are you serious?
06:55You just gonna swipe all the 10?
06:56Yeah, this is Nori.
06:56Talk to me.
06:58Tell him you want both pairs for the price you agreed to or you're bouncing.
07:02Get as many 11s as you can, then hit the production in Long Beach, ask for any.
07:07$450, but only if you light your shirt on fire.
07:11$450?
07:12Wait, no, no.
07:12Retail's only $220.
07:13Then buy them retail.
07:14What?
07:15No, no, no.
07:16I don't deal with that shit, okay?
07:21What'd she say?
07:22No, we good.
07:23We good.
07:27Yo, my man.
07:29The line's here for a reason.
07:31Like I give a shit about a pair of remastered fours.
07:33Real ballers have the OG.
07:35It's all here, man.
07:36Thanks, man.
07:37Appreciate it.
07:37Beach day in the boo.
07:38Guess you didn't get the invite, huh?
07:40Oxnard is the new Malibu, fool.
07:42He know that you aren't such a fucking hype beast.
07:44I hope you randomly get hit by a fuck.
07:48Yes.
07:48Yes.
07:49Feels like old times, doesn't it?
07:51Yeah.
07:53They got the ones over there.
07:54The threes over there.
07:55The sixes.
07:59Ooh, you remember these?
08:01First pair I ever flipped.
08:03That's so crazy.
08:05Let's get you laced up.
08:07Oh, man.
08:08It's been a long time.
08:12Oh, that was fire right there.
08:14Woo!
08:15Wow.
08:17Who would have ever thought of Devin Clemons back from the dead?
08:22Gia.
08:22Gia?
08:23Is that really the best you can do?
08:24Oh, my God.
08:25Come here.
08:25Come over here.
08:27Hey.
08:27Hey.
08:30Catch me up.
08:30How you been?
08:32I've been good.
08:33I've been good.
08:33I've been busy.
08:34Like, really super, super busy.
08:36Super busy.
08:37Yeah.
08:38All right.
08:38Well, good for you, Dev.
08:40Good for you.
08:43Hey, give me a size 13.
08:46You remember that?
08:48You'd be surprised at how much I remember.
08:52Your last ones.
08:55Not sparing your suds.
08:56How about that?
08:58All right.
09:03What the?
09:04It's cold.
09:05I fucking guarantee it.
09:06Hold on.
09:08Oh.
09:09Look.
09:09White cement floors.
09:11You know how we do.
09:12Daniel.
09:12No lines.
09:13Get your shit and get out.
09:15Fuck.
09:16I'm so sorry about that.
09:18Here.
09:18You know how long we waited outside?
09:21Look.
09:23If there's anything I can do to make it up to you, you just let me know, okay?
09:27It's...
09:28It's all good.
09:35You look good, by the way.
09:39He know.
09:41You...
09:41You look good.
09:42You look good as well.
09:44Shut up.
09:47Hey, man.
09:48This is great.
09:49Think about it.
09:49Even if it didn't work out back then.
09:51You?
09:51Me?
09:52The thriller that gave?
09:53Okay, what we got next?
09:55It's good seeing you, Bobby.
09:56You really about to blow me off?
09:58I got something that could be huge for us.
10:01There is no us.
10:02And why not?
10:03I have a family now.
10:05Which I very clearly warned you about when you met.
10:07What's her name?
10:08Christine.
10:09Her name is Christine.
10:11And does Christine wear the pantalones in Tu Casa, or do you?
10:13No.
10:13No, no.
10:14I wear the pantalones in Mi Casa.
10:16And you also wear dad clothes and Tom's, too.
10:19You look horrible.
10:20Now, come on.
10:21Let's do this.
10:21I got a hookup at the footlocker I got fired from.
10:23Good seeing you, Bobby.
10:24Bullshit.
10:25It's great seeing me.
10:26And I know you didn't come here just to get the force.
10:28You came to get your old self back.
10:30My old self was an irresponsible asshole.
10:32Yeah, who's the flyest motherfucker in every spot we rolled up in?
10:35Now look at you.
10:36You gonna let your wife dress you like a bum for the rest of your life?
10:38Is that what you gonna do?
10:41I know what you're doing.
10:42What?
10:43It's not gonna work.
10:44Not now.
10:46Not ever, Bobby.
10:47Then why'd you come to this line?
10:49Huh?
10:50You could've went to any spot in the city to get your fix, but you came here.
10:53You wanna know why?
10:54Because you don't know who you are anymore.
10:55You have no clue.
10:56It's called early onset midlife crisis.
10:59That's the bad news.
11:00The good news?
11:00I know how to fix it.
11:11So the Lakers traded Jason Hudak two nights ago, right?
11:14Right?
11:15Turns out a girl who went to junior highs with sisters dating a dude whose cousin's with the head ball
11:19boy's girlfriend.
11:20And she said that Hudak, despite his horrible jump shot, he's actually a huge sneaker freak.
11:24In addition, I have it under good authority that dude don't even keep up to date with one of his
11:29storage units.
11:31In fact, said storage unit, it's up for auction today, and I'm the only one who knows about it.
11:37Brother.
11:41You 100% sure no one else knows about it?
11:43A thousand percent sure.
11:44A thousand.
11:51Get him.
11:51Yes!
12:04Okay, let's do this.
12:08Hey, you remember that one time when you found those, uh, diamond SVs on Craigslist for two bills?
12:13So then we hopped on the train in La Jolla and got fucked up on the train.
12:15You got fucked up on the appear after you copped him, remember that?
12:17Yeah, of course.
12:21Yeah, that was awesome.
12:24Hey, don't this feel like old times?
12:26Like, it feels like after all this time, we just, boom, picked it right back up where we left off.
12:33So you're the only one who knows, huh?
12:35Okay, look, before you say something you regret, understand I'm equally as upset as you are.
12:38And if you think about it, yeah, the intel was off, but it wasn't wrong.
12:41This just a bump in the road, baby.
12:43Yo, watch where it going, bitch.
12:45What?
12:46What'd you just call me?
12:47Hey, I don't know why you're tripping, but I suggest you back up off me before I...
12:50Y'all want my shoes.
12:52Excuse me?
12:52C-Mint 4s.
12:54Size 13.
12:55You swipe my pair.
12:56Yeah, don't hit the play, my G.
12:57Hit the game.
12:58Is this corny-ass Asian dude trying to tell me about the game?
13:02A corny-ass Asian dude who's new enough to swipe your sneakers, right?
13:05What the fuck I look like to?
13:07Besides some dude that works at Banana Republic?
13:10I don't give a fuck.
13:12Look, don't waste your energy.
13:13He already flipped him.
13:14Oh.
13:15Hey, that's Lori.
13:17She the plug, man.
13:18Come on, just trust me on this one.
13:19Look, okay, how do you know?
13:21I know everything.
13:22You know what I'm saying, but how you know if...
13:23Hold that thought?
13:24Yeah, yeah, hey.
13:27Yeah, yeah.
13:27Is it the bass in my...
13:28Do I not have bass in my voice?
13:30No, no.
13:30You're all good on the foam-paws of Paranormans, but he's still working on the Yellow Lobsters.
13:34Let him know that I'm gonna pay $10,000 for a pair of Carhartt Moors.
13:39You and the rest of his list.
13:40Fuck it.
13:4215K, but that's it.
13:43I'll see what I can do.
13:47You were saying?
13:48Yeah, I was saying, how did you know about this auction?
13:52Please, I've been working the auction circuit for years.
13:54But you're a kid.
13:56And you're just an old man in a pair of espadrilles.
13:58These are not espadrilles.
14:00These are toms, and they're for a good cause.
14:02Haven't those kids suffered enough, bro?
14:04You know what?
14:05Fuck you.
14:05Most importantly, fuck you, Bobby.
14:07Wait, I didn't even...
14:09Yo, you can deny it all you want, D. I know you feel it, okay?
14:12And there's some fours in there, original fours, and not just the fours.
14:14The P.E.s, the one-of-ones, friends and families, they all in there.
14:17I know for a fact they in there, okay?
14:19And we just gotta believe on this one.
14:21Trust me on this.
14:23Who that?
14:24Who that?
14:24Did I mention he is size 13?
14:27You are size 13.
14:28If you don't believe me, you can Google that shit right now.
14:29Google it.
14:30I feel.
14:31Who that?
14:31H-O-O-D-A-K.
14:32I know how to spell.
14:34What was it again?
14:35H-O-O-D-A-K.
14:36You gotta hurry up.
14:37They starting the auction.
14:47So everyone gets three minutes to do this unit from this side of the line.
14:49You don't go inside, you don't touch any items.
14:52Hats the rules.
14:53Yes.
14:54And no use of night vision goggles, scopes, or infrared cameras of any kind.
15:00Good to know.
15:01I'm Stewie, by the way.
15:03Made me name in comics and collectibles before transitioning on over to the shoe game.
15:07We should totally hang out after this, right?
15:10My treat, of course.
15:12We should go to an escape room.
15:13Puzzles are my jam.
15:14All right, all right.
15:15Back up, back up.
15:16All right, baby.
15:17We'll start this bidding on 8104.
15:19$1,000 to the always pleasant lady in the hoodie.
15:22$1,100.
15:22$1,100 right over here.
15:24I dropped this.
15:25$1,100 and what?
15:26$1,500.
15:27So we just skipping this?
15:28We skipping?
15:29We skipping?
15:29$1,500.
15:29What about a quarter?
15:30$1,800.
15:31$1,800.
15:32$1,800.
15:33$1,800.
15:35$2,500.
15:37$2,500.
15:38$2,500 and one.
15:39$3,000.
15:40$3,000.
15:41$3,000.
15:41Yeah, kids, how'd everybody get this money from?
15:42Four Jee-Z's.
15:43Four Jee-Z's.
15:44You got to now.
15:45You have to.
15:46We're here.
15:46We came this far.
15:47Okay?
15:47Look, she out.
15:48This is it.
15:50Hey, it looks like I win again, loser.
15:52You gonna let it happen like that?
15:53We came this far.
15:5450-50 split.
15:56Four Jee-Z's, go on twice.
15:57on 8104. Fuck it. Five stacks. Yes. Go big or go home, baby. Five stacks. Deuces, yo. Hey,
16:06it takes money to make money. You know what I'm saying? Five stacks, baby. Five stacks, baby.
16:10What the fuck do you mean you don't have actual money? Just relax, okay? I put all my money into
16:16shoot school. I'm investing in myself. Let me know you said we were going 50-50 on this. Your 50
16:20is 100% of the required capital. My 50% is what we in the know refer to as sweat
16:25equity. Swe-equity.
16:29Swe-equity. Swe-equity. Write that down. Fuck your damn sweat. Look, do you think I got five
16:34larges laying around? You got a house in L.A., okay? I refuse to believe you're not doing
16:39okay. Christine's parents left us that house when they moved to Ensenada. I'm not about to
16:43risk my family's vacation money, let alone my marriage, for no dumbass storage room. Ain't
16:48no dumbass storage room. It is a dumbass storage room. I'm sorry. This is a great... Right?
16:54It's a great storage room. It's a great storage room. It's clean and everything. I'm not about
16:56to do it. Just do the math. There's like, what, 50 boxes in there. More than 50. If we
17:02can sell them for just retail, we'll get at least 10 G's minimum. You really gonna walk
17:07away from 10 G's because you scared of your wife? Look, you woke up this morning, you
17:11was nothing but a husband. You pull this off, you'll go home a fucking hero. You'll be like
17:17Anna from Frozen. She a hero for the kids. Just do it. Don't do it. Like Anna from Frozen.
17:30you take this cover.
17:42Okay, okay, okay. What'd that say? Are you kidding me? Yeah. Shattered backboard.
17:51Shake it over here. All right. Cork LeBron 10s? No way. These are Kobe 9 HTMs. Are you serious?
17:59Guess how much those are. Just guess. Like four or five hundred. Try 10,000. I'm lying. Look,
18:05these are not worth 10. Those are 10,000. Look on the go-down. Size 12 and a half, right?
18:0910,000. The Grateful 3s. Yo, that's $18,000. These are the airbags. These are 20,000. Look,
18:19it say 20,000. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Shit. That's $20,000. No way. Kentucky 8s.
18:27Let's see. $40,000. $40,000. $40,000. Well, you can tell everybody. Yeah, you can tell everybody.
18:39Go ahead and tell everybody. I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man. Yes, I am, yes, I am,
18:46yes, I am.
18:51Why is it only, why is it only one of them? There's only one shoe in there. They can't all
18:56be like
18:56that. That one, that one too. Okay. It's only one. It's only the left shoe. Check another one.
19:05One, oh, one airbag. Wait, wait. Well, not all of them. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, no. No,
19:10that's... Shit. But this could be like 20,000. You couldn't have this. 20,000. Hey,
19:15to break it to you, but they're all going to be like that. This is for all you lying ass
19:20manholes leaving
19:21your pregnant girlfriends for chicken nugget looking side chicks.
19:31Okay. Wait. Breathe. Breathe.
19:34Fuck you, Bobby! If you, if you, if you think about it, this is, this is, this right here is
19:39just a bump
19:40in the road. Okay? Listen to this. I used to work with a guy who knew someone who only had
19:44one leg.
19:45It was his right leg, but still, that's not the point. We can find people in similar situations. Wait,
19:48let me just explain. I got other ideas too. I got this app, Dope App. It's like Tinder,
19:52but for sneakerheads. You take a picture of the shoe you're wearing. If someone likes it,
19:55and they swipe right, they pair up with you. That's dope, right? That's dope. Come on, admit it.
20:01Ask me what it's called. Ask me what it's called. No. It's, it's called Soulmates.
20:06That's going to be huge. I'm telling you it's going to be huge. Move. Wait, look. Okay. I, look, this,
20:13this is a side hustle. The, the, the app, it's a dream. The real money comes in when,
20:19when we find the zeros. That's when the real money comes in. Okay? I know you can't believe this.
20:24I can't code. Okay? But when we find the zeros, they're most elusive shoe known to man. The zeros.
20:56Hey, everything okay? Yeah, totally. I just was, uh, trying to hear the end of this song.
21:02Well, come inside. Cleo and I are about to start Moana. Okay. Hello? Uh-huh.
21:12Oh, hold on. It's Discover. Do you know anything about a $5,000 charge at a storage facility in West
21:19Adams? What? That's crazy. Okay. Well, it definitely wasn't us.
21:27So, um, so what'd they say? They're going to have their fraud department look into it.
21:32Could take anywhere from 10 to 15 business days to figure out what happened. Oh. Oh, okay. Cool. Cool. Um,
21:38any-anything else? Nope. Just that. And I love you.
21:44I love you, too.
21:46I love you, too.
21:48I love you.
21:52I love you.
22:00We'll just ghost you.
22:03I love you.
22:05I love you, too.
22:07I love you.
22:09I love you.
22:12Hey, we don't know ya
22:15Hey, we don't just ghost ya
22:19Hey, we don't know ya
22:23Hey, we don't just ghost ya
22:27All the people, all the culture
22:31That's how we do, fuck all the vultures
22:35Hey, we don't know ya
22:38Hey, we don't just ghost ya
22:42Hey, we don't know ya
22:45That's how we do, fuck all the vultures
23:15Hey, we don't know ya
23:45You
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