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Shortland Street 27th April Monday Full Episode 2026
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00:07Ah, outa Māori ʻe.
00:09Hi.
00:11Did you get a stink message or something?
00:13No.
00:15You're not working today?
00:16Nah.
00:17Me neither.
00:18What are you gonna do?
00:19Too early to drink.
00:21Past nine?
00:22I reckon it's all good.
00:24Come on.
00:24Whatever it takes, it's us.
00:26Your stink buzz.
00:28Cody, my G.
00:30You're not working today, eh?
00:31Mm-mm.
00:32Drinks are nice.
00:34I mean, that is mine, but yeah.
00:36Go on.
00:39Mimosas?
00:40Get some glasses, oi.
00:42Uh, what's all this?
00:44Oh, come on, man.
00:45We can make it up for being dicks to you last night.
00:48Yeah, I'm really sorry, bro.
00:49What's this?
00:50Oh, nothing.
00:52Ah!
00:53What?
00:54No, Cody!
00:54Get down!
00:55No!
00:56No!
00:56No!
00:58Yeah, what was making up for last Friday?
01:00Oh, that was me, oi.
01:02Didn't you realise?
01:03Why even on Friday?
01:05Well, that's just as old news.
01:09Nah, nah.
01:11Mimosas are off.
01:12It's if I know.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:15It's crackles.
01:17No, I don't.
01:18It was me, though.
01:19You didn't.
01:21All right, then.
01:23Shots it is.
01:24So, would you like roast chicken or pasta tonight?
01:27Well, I'm not sure what time I get home, so maybe just sort yourself up.
01:30Oh, if you give me your card, I can do some salmon fillets.
01:33Hey, mate.
01:34Hey.
01:35Oh.
01:35Oh, my God.
01:36Are you okay?
01:37Phil was horrible last night.
01:40I'm fine.
01:42I'm here for you.
01:44You can link on it.
01:46Oh, okay.
01:48You sure you're okay?
01:49Yeah.
01:51Oh, and here she is, the devil herself.
01:55All right.
01:55Well, better get to work.
01:57So, would you like roast chicken or pasta or fish?
02:00We could do surf and turf.
02:02I don't know.
02:03Pasta?
02:04Okay.
02:04Pasta la vista.
02:05Perfect.
02:06You have a good day.
02:06Love you.
02:07Oh, no.
02:07I don't.
02:08I do not love you.
02:09I'm so sorry.
02:09It's okay.
02:10No, I should not have said that.
02:11I'm really sorry.
02:12I don't love you.
02:13It's all good.
02:14Okay.
02:15Well, I'll make salmon linguine with a side of chicken.
02:17But if you want steaks, just let me know.
02:21That, uh, casual fling seems to be waking up well for you.
02:26Love you.
02:31Denny, where'd you go?
02:33Oh, stay at Steve's.
02:34Well, you didn't have to.
02:35Yeah, I did.
02:36I bet it was gross.
02:39What?
02:39Steve's place.
02:40I'm thinking a single hairy ass soap and a raggedy solo that he uses for everything.
02:45Of course you'd think that.
02:47You were so judgmental, Linga.
02:49Even with stuff you know nothing about.
02:50Oh, it was just a joke.
02:51Yeah, I stink one.
02:53Billy!
02:53Hurry up.
02:55I'd better go.
02:56Sweet as I don't want to cut into your public gym session.
02:58In.
03:03Flannies tonight?
03:05You kept it free?
03:07I wonder why.
03:08For you, Maeve, in case you told me you were available.
03:11I forgot that you and Sarcosm aren't friends.
03:15Shouldn't you be at the fertility clinic?
03:17Oh, yes, but, uh, I am just drinking in these two women.
03:22Gorgeous.
03:23I mean, look at them.
03:24Enjoying each other's company.
03:25No one looking like they want to run a mile.
03:28Do you think if I hang out with them maybe it'll rub off on me?
03:30I don't think lesbianism works like that.
03:33No, if only.
03:34How's the new job working out?
03:35Honestly, it's the one thing in my life that is flawless.
03:39I mean, that's mostly flawless because I'm an empath so that really takes its toll.
03:44Oh, I can imagine.
03:46But David is such a great boss.
03:48Management really suits me.
03:50Management?
03:50Well, yeah, basically.
03:52I mean, I'm David's right-hand gal.
03:54We should have a coffee sometime.
03:56With moi?
03:57Okay.
03:58Love to.
04:00Text me.
04:03I've had to make some changes to the surgical roster.
04:05Cool.
04:06Hey, I'm sorry about last night.
04:09It's fine.
04:10And congratulations.
04:13Thanks.
04:14So, no hard feelings?
04:18Professionally, no.
04:19Personally, I'd prefer to keep my distance.
04:21Okay, but...
04:22We're...
04:24We're good?
04:25Yes.
04:30Three, two, one!
04:36We're out.
04:39Okay.
04:40Okay.
04:46Yeah, you're cheating!
04:47No, I'm not.
04:48We go around the circle and we pick up a card.
04:50My turn!
04:51My turn!
04:53My turn!
04:57It's been a couple of bars now.
04:59I love this song.
05:03Oh my God!
05:11did you just post that not yet don't post shit without asking me who cares like post
05:16what I mean if you like I care don't post that shit okay calm down Ty I'm done
05:27I'll delete it come back who's Thai Thai because he loves Thai food seems pretty angry about photos
05:40for a guy who doesn't have a bad angle yeah I'll fill up and then I'll go talk to him
05:54I'm working with you today I asked David for a female nurse men go through fertility treatment
05:59too yeah sure but not everyone is as chill as me talking about cycles and ovaries can we not do
06:04this on shift sorry I'd interrupt we're just giving the investors the grand tour welcome
06:11this is two of our lovely nurses Selena and Viliami thank you for joining us today Billy anytime okay
06:17let's go okay no appointments for the next hour so we need to call clients off this list with
06:24their results and updates okay so why don't you start with this one
06:32hi Sarah it's Selena the fertility nurse at Shortland Street I've got some great news for you
06:37we got your HCG results back and we can confirm that you are pregnant congratulations we're all
06:44really happy for you we'll send you for some follow-up bloods but in the meantime look after
06:51yourself okay and enjoy this really special moment okay bye
07:01Linga
07:05are you alright about Steve's should I come home no it's okay no I want to this house smells like
07:12wet laundry and
07:13Doritos smash them taskmasters I'll make some dinner right how about I call the next one
07:29honestly you should have in there in real life it was hectic and everyone
07:33sure it's okay babe how you going what's that about me what whatever I'm fine yeah it'll totally
07:44blow over hang on you're the one that told me to speak my mind and now look what's happened
07:48literally did not do that you told me not to care about what people think yeah but I didn't say
07:54give a
07:54hectic speech and try steal his award I did the transplant that award it's at least half mine
07:59exactly that's what Nas said what no oh you haven't seen it see what I don't know if you'd want
08:11to but
08:13just watch the wind but I must take a moment to acknowledge a truly remarkable individual
08:18Phil Grayson an exceptional physician my colleague and friend she performed this transplant under
08:25circumstances that would don't most well I had the privilege of guiding her through it it was Phil's
08:30skill and determination that brought it to life this award is as much hers as it is mine so Phil
08:37if
08:38you're listening congratulations thank you just belongs to both of us I'm sorry you're the best you're
08:46actually the best I am I'm sorry just leave it leave it long Island iced teas my mum taught me
08:59how to make
08:59these shut up Cody last time I had one of these I got banned from the surf lifeguard share I
09:07putter she is oh
09:13that's lethal you know I wanted to be alone today but turns out I am a work obsessed loser who
09:22doesn't
09:22have any friends but you got us but you're a gang I'm a fourth joiner I love a fourth joiner
09:29and you're a ledge
09:31now this might be the love of my life but he's having someone else's baby could you also have his
09:37baby I
09:38really really liked him babies suck right how can I compete with that sip your drink bub my ex got
09:47another
09:47girl pregnant I was so gutted a it was the worst heartbreak ever I'm sure you went through that how
09:55old's the kid now oh turns out she wasn't even pregnant she was just on a dry ass lying buzz
10:00but
10:00this still sucked I once started this chick who didn't believe in evolution oh she was like so
10:09beautiful but she made no sense I had a twin what oh yeah oh my god call him right now
10:18I want to meet
10:18him I can't but he's dead oh my god I'm so sorry what happened he was sick cancer I know
10:34how to live my
10:35life without him and I still don't I can't even imagine did he get treatment yeah and the doctors
10:43over promised and and delivered just treated him like a statistic I'm sure they did all they could
10:53or do you know well I guess I'm only speaking from my experience as a dog you don't know shit
11:02and you're only a doctor because your mummy made sure okay enough about poppy's mum what the hell
11:06has my mum got to do with it let's talk about my mum instead eh look I'm really sorry for
11:11what
11:12happened to you but you don't need to bring that's enough just bonding time over come on
11:23maybe we need the leg bro you're bleeding
11:38probably get around the waters I'll try find a bandage
11:53oh look Libby and her gaggle of prospective suitors it's been our pleasure Libby we look
11:59forward to the updates absolutely great to see you David I'll see you out schnoozing I say well
12:09I'm a natural funny I could say the same about dating genuine question how does one sustain a
12:15relationship past three weeks okay I've got something that might take your mind off it I
12:20need you to do some work for me well I work for David now and I'm loving it by the
12:25way so you said
12:26and he clearly respects you but I need the best person for the job and that is you oh well
12:31that
12:31ship sailed sorry Rach hey I wouldn't ask if I didn't need you well then you should have thought
12:37about that before you demoted me I'll make it worth your while financially what is it I need you to
12:44look into some things at the fertility clinic confidentially oh so you want me to spy on David
12:49well no not spy exactly good because I couldn't possibly right how does one hundred thousand
12:56dollars sound a hundred and ten no fine I'm in find out about the inner workings of the clinic
13:03ethics committee paperwork unexplained bill payments any over billing Roger but this is strictly between you
13:11and me if any of this conversation gets out you will blow it for yourself understood good honestly
13:18Rach everything seems pretty above board I can tell you that two of the investors are from the
13:23Lawrence Foundation New Zealand and David got them on early because he's a member he's a member yes
13:29is that a problem not necessarily but try and find out a bit more about that too okay I'll let
13:35you know
13:35how I go oh and Libby Rach we're not doing that this is my karma for sleeping with Cody hey
13:56I don't
13:56hate you for that but you did I did with a passion a very short passion may I sit
14:06now you have to tell me why but I did notice that one of those old guys gave you the
14:10fright of
14:10your life shit hey kind of silence until someone walks out of the showers it's nothing well maybe
14:19but it might be nice to have someone to run to if it happens again
14:25one of the guys is called Scott Collins he's my ex oh well I know
14:33no sorry I'm not passing any judgment I do understand the allure of an old gentleman I guess
14:39I'm just surprised yeah I am too now that I've had time away from him well I hope he bought
14:47you a
14:47mention for bringing beauty and youth into his life he was married so no it wasn't really a public thing
15:00yeah I lost my job the whole reason why I'm here did you break your heart
15:09that really sucks caused a massive rift between my mom and dad all my workmates basically everyone in my
15:18life said see ya I truly learned who my real friends were turns out no one at the hospital
15:26I'm sorry well you know he just continues no staying on his name sorry do you want to say something
15:36funny these idiots have been drinking since 9am yeah I wish I was drunk well we can fix that maybe
15:48not
15:48now but definitely at the end of the shift you won't tell anyone right of course not go hot what
15:58do I do now honestly I'd hide in the research librarian scroll if it was me I think Nas would
16:03like me less than he likes Phil if I did that after last night I think you'd do a little
16:07light
16:07murdering and he'll sort of like you more he likes Phil Nas I owe you a massive apology personally not
16:19just professional you've already said sorry yes but I didn't mean it yeah I could tell but I mean it
16:26now so if you could just please hear me out what's changed do I have something you need as you
16:32showed
16:32me your acceptance speech well you could have heard it yourself if you hadn't stormed in and hijacked
16:36the moment I just wanted people to know that I was part of it yeah well it was a rotten
16:41way to do
16:41I've worked exceptionally hard in my career and will happily accept an award but I also know how to give
16:45credit where it's due I know and I'm genuinely so sorry I derailed your night and I made it about
16:51me
16:51you know Phil I probably should have expected it well like you said I'm your friend no no you work
16:58in
16:59my department I'm your senior consultant and I'm telling you right now I never want to hear about this
17:02ever again understood hey so I am officially signing up for fertility treatment that's awesome yeah and
17:17I've got some of the money sorted but I'm just gonna have to do some shifting around I'm not sure
17:21where
17:22the rest of it's gonna come from but the universe will provide right I'll figure it out yeah or you
17:30could wait for whoa for the rest of my eggs to wither in a basket hey I made you something
17:35what's
17:36this so this is a gym program and on this tab just some nutrition stuff are you serious yeah I
17:42thought
17:42it might help I can support you oh so you you want to support me to get skinny so I
17:47can have a baby no
17:48no just to lower your BMI if money's tight you want to get it right don't you there's no strong
17:52evidence that proves that BMI affects fertility treatment yeah but the clinic's guidelines yeah
17:56outdated and discriminatory sorry I just want to help I'm really good at the stuff and I just thought
18:04that out of all of the things that you decide to support me on you choose weight loss thanks bro
18:13David is a member of the Lawrence Foundation who are funding the treatment at the fertility clinic
18:19that's a conflict of interest bingo has he declared it not as far as I can find well why would
18:25he keep
18:26that secret I don't know but something is off I think we should confront him together so we can't
18:32back out of it we won't fail this time you mean I won't your words let's hold off Chris come
18:42on if he's
18:44covering up something relatively minor like this there's bound to be a whole lot more underneath we
18:49need to be smart let's wait keep an eye on him which I'll actually stick to point taken so you
18:57trust me
18:57now hmm against my better judgment maybe well it's not over yet but it's good to have you back on
19:06the team
19:13you can do it ready why do you like that because I'm amazing you're psychotic you're psychotic
19:22watch out yep I'm coming in
19:26I'm so stoked we've overcome mates yeah bully me too this is the best flat I didn't I didn't even
19:34know
19:34that I needed this today yeah yeah of course I love you guys but our group's got rules saying
19:41no no hooking up with each other anymore you're good with me I like her she's cool do you yes
19:51you're
19:52awesome
20:04hey Lib how was your day great I made some money help make some babies love that hey so taste
20:12this
20:12tell me if it needs anything hmm wow yeah that's great and I'll just make us a cheeky little wine
20:19um I'm okay thank you can we sit down I'll get that hey hey hey apparently we have a pizza
20:34night
20:34Italian night come on come in what's going on surprise it's couples night oh it's just us yeah I
20:52thought you know couples how cute then we can chat more okay should I get you a white water I
21:01bought a
21:01zero percent Sophia doesn't drink a bit oh I thought crane was a weird first name you know it it's
21:11kind
21:11of like it sounds like crones so oh I should put on the pasta why does everyone think the worst
21:23of me
21:23oh my god please do not make this something that it's not I am now the hospital gutter rat for
21:28all
21:28eternity I'm never gonna be forgiven if I'm not ruining the party I'm the affair girl yeah yeah
21:34twice over Maeve and Hubbell were both married when you said with him yep no I know I was there
21:38thank
21:38you well if it does make you feel any better actually actually no I can't say that well now you
21:48have to
21:48tell me no like I actually shouldn't I'm never gonna let this go god you're in this okay but you
21:54have to swear you can't tell anyone okay Philippa Grayson to your grave
22:00Izzy did the same thing had enough there with this old executive
22:04what yeah had her old work oh my god and people still love her see I'm not even asking for
22:13love
22:13liked would be nice not viscerally hated yeah that's what I'm saying like it'll pass if you move on
22:18others will do hello late night drive-by yes please I mean I can go oh no no no no
22:40no no come here
22:48I don't want to be alone lucky you're not shut up
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