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The Valley - Season 3 Episode 5
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00:03Previously on The Valley.
00:05I'm like a you, dude. You're like a me.
00:08My girlfriend doesn't kiss anybody,
00:10and she's like, I'm so down if you doesn't.
00:12You kiss her tonight, I will kiss somebody else another night.
00:16Oh, my God. I can't do it. I'm such a pussy.
00:18How Kristen behaved at your house was gross.
00:22Like, to walk into a party and have somebody be like,
00:24why is she here? She doesn't deserve to be here.
00:26And then, like, two seconds later, you were gone.
00:27I left in tears.
00:30And I'm not gonna continue just showing up places
00:32where I'm getting yelled at.
00:34I just don't feel like you actually give a how I feel.
00:37I feel like you don't respect me or care how I feel.
00:39You either shut down and say, I'm so tired,
00:41I'm gonna go to bed.
00:42You know what, because I don't you?
00:45I've tried to talk to you numerous times.
00:46I'm not allowed to have a hard time.
00:48It's only allowed to be hard for you.
00:57I'm not allowed to be sure to tell you something.
00:59Everything is alright.
01:02Everything is alright.
01:03Everything is alright.
01:06I'm alright!
01:14Can you please, out of the winds, stop.
01:25Is this my hat now, or are you ever going to pick it up?
01:28Are you trolling me?
01:29I feel personally attacked.
01:33Upgrading everything over here, out of the winds.
01:37Have you looked into any schools for him, in addition to the one we've looked at already?
01:41I don't really think he needs private, like, elementary school.
01:44We've got to figure out if we're moving, if we're having another baby.
01:49Yeah.
01:50We came so far, look at our new car.
01:55Okay, let's go, let's go.
01:57Hi.
01:58Hello.
01:59Are you excited, Asher?
02:00Welcome.
02:02What do we have here?
02:03We have Isabella.
02:04Hi, Isabella.
02:05And Asher.
02:06Asher.
02:07We're going to put our shoes over here.
02:08Come here, Asher.
02:11Come on, little choo-choo train.
02:13Have you ever done a cartwheel?
02:14Girl.
02:15A cartwheel?
02:15I was in cheerleading, and all I could do was, like, a cartwheel.
02:19That's a basic one for you.
02:20Let me see.
02:21A cartwheel?
02:21Yeah.
02:23Well.
02:24Oh, what is that called?
02:25Round-off.
02:26Oh, round-off.
02:26That's what I could do in cheerleading.
02:28Okay, so bear walk on the bars.
02:30Very nice.
02:31Isabella just started gymnastics about three months ago.
02:34It's always been my idea because I was a gymnast.
02:37I didn't have a life growing up.
02:39My life was gymnastics.
02:40So when people make fun of me not knowing things like fast food and games and pop culture,
02:46it's because I cared and only cared about gymnastics.
02:53Woo!
02:54That was done.
02:55You got it.
02:56Now do it on the floor.
03:02Oh, my gosh.
03:04Yeah, girl.
03:05Keep going straight.
03:06How long have you done gymnastics?
03:07I did it forever.
03:08I started when I was five.
03:10Okay.
03:11And I remember when I was four, my dad brought me into the gym, and he's like, is this something
03:15you want to do?
03:15I'm like, yes.
03:16He's like, okay, I'm going to put you in, and you're going to go to the Olympics.
03:19I didn't even know what that was.
03:21I'm like, okay, so from day one, I was like, I'm going to the Olympics.
03:25Yeah.
03:25And so I was just hardcore from like the very beginning.
03:29I knew that gymnastics I didn't know was like your life.
03:33Gymnastics forced me to have a very disciplined life, and I had a very strict schedule growing
03:38up, and I enjoyed it.
03:40This is why I'm very strong today.
03:42Life has thrown me so many curveballs, but I always just look forward.
03:47So when did you stop doing gymnastics?
03:50Yeah, I stopped at like 15 when my parents divorced.
03:55My dad had a mental illness.
03:58So he didn't leave my mom because like they fell out of love.
04:02He just left because in his mind he was trying to protect us.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:10It's okay.
04:10So I think I don't talk about it because I have a lot of memories with my dad about it.
04:15Yeah.
04:16My dad has never been diagnosed, but in his mind he thought that there was people after us,
04:24and so he thought people wanted him.
04:27So he thought it would be safe for us if he just left and we were home alone.
04:31He had asked if it's okay if he left my mom and I.
04:35He asked you?
04:36Yeah.
04:38And I said yes, like I understand.
04:41Yeah.
04:42I didn't understand, but I kind of did.
04:44And my dad's still in LA?
04:45He's still in LA.
04:46Yeah.
04:46So when they separated, was it just they like didn't talk again for a while?
04:52Or like what was that whole situation?
04:53He just kind of disappeared for years.
04:55Yeah.
04:56But they always had love for each other.
04:58At my mom's funeral, like my dad went.
05:01And it was really sweet because he, we like went out and got coffee and he was like,
05:05oh, my wife just passed away.
05:07Like even after all those years that they were divorced, like I could just still feel the
05:12They still had so much love.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Hands down and roll like a ball.
05:18Beautiful.
05:19By the way, last night I started inviting people and I want to invite you.
05:24We're going to do a little San Diego trip.
05:26I feel like we could use like a little, like a little getaway, like a little like energy
05:31reset or something.
05:32You know, I'd love to go to San Diego.
05:34It's the best.
05:35Yeah.
05:35Tom and I, we connected and we realized he's like, I love San Diego so much.
05:39And I'm like, I basically grew up there.
05:41Yeah.
05:41So he's like, let's do a trip.
05:43So we found a house.
05:45Hey, baby.
05:45Want me to carry you?
05:46Um, I invited Lala, Brittany, Zach, everybody, Kristen.
05:51Okay.
05:52Janet.
05:54What's the sleeping arrangements like in this place that where everybody's invited?
05:59Because obviously I want Janet to be my roommate.
06:00That's why I'm asking.
06:01No, it's one huge house.
06:05There is like a different structure if somebody needs to stay somewhere else.
06:10When it comes to like the group dynamic, I feel like I'm good with just coexisting in the
06:16same space as Janet and Jason.
06:17I don't need to have a plan or strategy to avoid Janet.
06:20It just comes naturally to me.
06:24Go.
06:25Over.
06:26Oh, where's that foot go?
06:28Where's that foot go?
06:39Hi.
06:40You checking in?
06:41Yes.
06:42Kristen Doty.
06:43Kristen.
06:43Perfect.
06:43You're here for sugaring and a spray tan, right?
06:46Yes.
06:47Amazing.
06:48Morning.
06:49How are you?
06:49Morning.
06:50If you just want to hang out, your tan will be right up with you.
06:52Perfect.
06:53Of course.
06:54What's up, girl?
06:55Hi, y'all.
06:56Hi.
06:57Of course, it never rains and it's raining on our spray tan.
06:59I know.
07:00For real.
07:00I hope they have umbrellas here because I forgot one.
07:03Of course, you know, the pool party, there's a chance of rain.
07:06And I'm like, are you kidding?
07:07I know.
07:07I am so excited about my pool party, but my last pool party was an absolute disaster.
07:13Oh, my gosh.
07:13I'm first.
07:14I'm terrified.
07:16I'd let Kristen know that Janet was going to be at the pool party.
07:19But as soon as Janet walked in, Kristen started yelling.
07:21She doesn't deserve to be here.
07:23So after about two minutes, Janet walked out and left.
07:27So, fingers crossed.
07:28We won't have any yelling this time, but oh, my gosh, this group freaks me out.
07:33Have you done a Brazilian before?
07:34I have, but I was very pregnant.
07:37Are we ready?
07:37Yes, we are ready.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:39I just need Kristen in here for emotional support.
07:41She was with me the only time I've ever had it done.
07:44Do you want to take everything?
07:45Do you want to leave a landing strip?
07:46No?
07:47No, you can just take it all.
07:49Take it all.
07:49Maybe bald as a biscuit.
07:50Awesome.
07:51I don't think my butthole's hairy.
07:55They're going to love this.
07:56Can you put a cone for it if you look like I have muscles?
07:59Yes.
07:59Of course.
08:01Ready?
08:01One, two, three.
08:02Ah!
08:07I feel like a warrior goddess.
08:09Not literally.
08:10Ready?
08:10One, two, three.
08:16Like, ah!
08:19Breathe up.
08:21Beauty's pain, huh?
08:22Beauty, I swear to God.
08:25Pain and weird, and then you love beauty.
08:27One, two, three.
08:29Ah!
08:32Sorry that y'all had to hear that.
08:35Is it Kristen's turn?
08:37Hello?
08:39Oh, my God.
08:40Why?
08:42Why?
08:43Is that the first one you've ever seen?
08:45No, I've seen yours a thousand times, too.
08:47Yeah, he's seen both of ours just past this ankle.
08:50Full flaps.
08:51Flap jacks.
08:52All in my face.
08:54I think I saw your uterus.
08:55Jesus Christ.
08:57I laughed so hard.
08:59Oh, my God.
09:00So, how was your all's date night?
09:03It was just like...
09:04From what Luke was telling me, it was, like, good that you guys are talking about anything that's going on.
09:10Yeah, because we just don't talk about things in front of Kaya.
09:13Like, even though she can't understand us and she won't really remember, it's the energy.
09:17But it's, like, the point of, I feel like he's not listening to me and he doesn't respect me.
09:23Like, he doesn't respect, like, what I want.
09:25Right.
09:25But it's like, he wants to, like, have sex and wants our relationship to be better.
09:28And I'm like, I don't feel close to you when it's like I wake up with the baby at 4
09:32or 5 o'clock in the morning.
09:34Yeah.
09:34Baby's crying, the this and the dogs, whatever.
09:36And he's just kind of like, do you want, do you want me to take her?
09:39I guess what I told him is I don't know how to be heard on those things that bother me.
09:44And he's got to stop bringing up how much he hates L.A. all the time.
09:48Hearing about it too often, just too often, is so frustrating because I'm like, how can I make you happier
09:55then?
09:55Long before Kaya was ever in the picture, we had an agreement that once she was, like, before school age,
10:03we would move and we would be closer to family.
10:06We would have more land.
10:08But for right now, this is where we live.
10:11And so to hear that on an almost daily basis, how miserable he is and how much he hates it
10:18here, it is so frustrating.
10:21It's not easy on relationships.
10:22Like, whoever thinks that having a baby fixes everything, like, having a new baby is hard.
10:27Yeah.
10:27But I do feel like there are some elements of, like, that past trauma from having such exes that, like,
10:36sometimes when you guys get in a fight, you go for the jugular sometimes.
10:39And he's not used to that.
10:41And I think that makes it hard.
10:43That's why I'm, like, couples counseling or something, just so that you guys can have neutral people, you know, giving
10:49it in Kristen language to you and Luke language to him and, like, kind of coming to a combined language
10:56together.
10:56My defense mechanism, when it gets really bad, is I'm like, just leave them.
11:01And he hates that.
11:02It's good that you're talking about it.
11:03Yeah.
11:03You need to say what's bothering you.
11:05After I had Cruz, I was all about Cruz, 100%.
11:09And Jax made me feel like I just did not matter after I had a baby with him.
11:14I'm glad that Luke is trying, but I also want him to, like, understand a little bit more about how
11:21she's feeling.
11:21Because what Kristen's going through is only what Kristen is going through.
11:25Also, like, postpartum is a bitch.
11:29Like, the hormones, the emotions, everything.
11:32And hopefully, like, Luke understands, like, you're also going through a lot.
11:35He does.
11:35He really does.
11:36Right.
11:37But when you have these arguments.
11:43Coming up.
11:44I got rid of a lot of jeeps.
11:46I hoard, too.
11:48You do.
11:48And the end of the world, uh, go back.
11:52You need to please not.
11:53It's a private thing.
11:54Is this, like, a bomb-proof shelter?
11:56I don't think it's nuke-proof.
11:57It's doomsday light.
11:59Oh, okay.
12:02Oh, I'm like a fire.
12:05It's getting hotter.
12:07The wonder I'm burning.
12:09I'ma set this world afire, but you won't.
12:13Keep your heels elevated.
12:16Don't think that we're gonna forget those pulses.
12:18Huh.
12:21And this last one, take it out and hold.
12:25This is the yummiest part of class.
12:27Thank you for showing up at Drenched today.
12:31Whew.
12:31My ass is so sweaty.
12:34You guys, nice job.
12:38Okay.
12:39That was good.
12:40Good.
12:42I feel like I haven't seen you forever.
12:44I know.
12:45I know, I felt like that, too.
12:46It's only been, like, two or three days, but I feel like it's been, you guys have had a busy
12:50week.
12:51How do you feel, like, how do you feel when you see pictures of all of us getting together?
12:56For a second, like, a little bit, like, bummed out, but I wouldn't want to be invited because in, like,
13:04especially, like, for something, like, with Danny and Nia, because it doesn't feel like things are good.
13:08I think, Zach, I think you guys need to go out and get a little drunk together.
13:13Have a jello shot together.
13:14Zach and I have been through some, you know, dark and crazy stuff.
13:18I have truly forgiven him for it.
13:20Like, Zach and I got to a good place last summer.
13:23I genuinely want to move on.
13:26Perfect.
13:27Let's move forward.
13:28Kumbaya, my lord.
13:30Let's have a good night.
13:32Hugs.
13:32Hey.
13:35And he's, as far as I know, the reason that he blocked me and did all that is because of
13:41Danny and Nia.
13:42You're saying that he has touched other women's butts?
13:45He's been inappropriate and made women uncomfortable multiple times.
13:49You're making it sound like he is going out and grabbing women all over when he drinks, and that's wrong.
13:56You know, if there's something I've said or done, I'm not above apologizing for it.
14:00I do agree he would be the first step.
14:03I'm going to do a game night.
14:05It feels like there's been a lot of heavy conversations, and I feel like this is a way to just
14:10lighten the mood, have a fun time.
14:12I invited Jasmine and Melissa.
14:15OK.
14:16And I was thinking about inviting Zach and Benji.
14:20Obviously, I have not seen Nia or Danny.
14:23It feels like not the time to, like, invite them or hash it out because it doesn't feel like things
14:32are good.
14:32Is it bad if I say, why don't you just invite them knowing they're not going to come, but at
14:37least you invited them?
14:38All you're trying to get to is, like, being cordial.
14:42I think I should talk it over with Jason.
14:44Maybe that is the right time to extend an olive branch.
14:47I love that.
14:48Love a game plan.
14:59Hey, girls.
15:00Hi.
15:01There's five.
15:02Do you want to say hi?
15:05Hello.
15:06Oh, my goodness.
15:08How you doing today?
15:10Good.
15:10She'll do the berry bowl.
15:12Amazing.
15:12May I please get an iced matcha latte?
15:14I'd be glad to start that out for you.
15:15And then I am going to try a power bowl.
15:20Anytime.
15:21Isabella, come sit.
15:24Come sit.
15:25No.
15:25Hey, do the phonics dance.
15:28No, do the phonics dance for Lacey.
15:31I actually don't want you to force her to do anything for me because she is not a clown at
15:35the circus, and she doesn't have to perform.
15:38Everyone says you're the beta in this relationship, right?
15:40Yeah.
15:41Yeah, the beta.
15:42She is certainly an alpha.
15:44Hates my storytelling.
15:46She's straight to the point.
15:48Can I give you unsolicited, failed parent criticism?
15:52She should read Rich Dad, Poor Dad.
15:55You're just not supposed to teach your kids secrets.
15:57I mean, there's no bull .
15:59The exciting news is that we have another month or two left and you'll be divorced officially.
16:06That's good.
16:06Does it feel any different when it's official?
16:09No.
16:10At least we can have normal conversations now.
16:13Yeah.
16:13With regards to Isabella, so.
16:15So Lacey's going to organize your room, and she said we have to figure out what stuffies can go where.
16:23In Malibu's toys.
16:24Oh, you picked out two for Baby Kaya.
16:26I did.
16:26I have so many of Malibu's toys in a bag in the garage.
16:29How long has the trash bag been in the garage?
16:34Just tell me, is it more than six months?
16:37Yeah.
16:38A quarter.
16:39I got rid of a lot of jeans.
16:42I hoard, too.
16:43You do?
16:44And the end of the world go bag.
16:47You need to see it's not.
16:48It's a private thing.
16:49Wait.
16:49That's a private thing?
16:50I don't want anyone to, like, come to my doomsday bunker if I have to use it.
16:54I don't want anyone to know.
16:55During, like, COVID, my TikTok algorithm was, like, doomsday bunkery.
17:00And one night, I, like, went down the rabbit hole of doomsday things you would need.
17:06Like, the acid tabs if the water is bad, and generators.
17:10And I was like, I just need to buy all this stuff, because what if I've been giving it so
17:15much thought,
17:16and then doomsday does come, and I'm just, like, kicking myself that I didn't buy all this stuff?
17:20Is this, like, a bomb-proof shelter, or, like, what is this?
17:23Yeah, it's not at my house.
17:25So, like, you'd have to find it.
17:26It's off the grid.
17:27Okay.
17:28But it's not, like, underground.
17:29I don't think it's nuke-proof.
17:31It's doomsday light.
17:34Oh, okay.
17:35It's at the world's ending.
17:36They'll come to you.
17:36They'll come to you.
17:38My fear is always, like, I have a bunch of, like, the zero-to-one-year-old toys in a
17:43container.
17:44I think you have a five-year-old.
17:46There could be another one coming soon, and then you want all those zero-to-one books.
17:52Are you having a child with someone?
17:55Coming up.
17:56Every single conversation I have shouldn't be about Jenna and Zach.
18:01Let me, like, enjoy my life.
18:12Hey, how you doing?
18:15This is an old, tired girl pie.
18:16I love first place.
18:17It's so good for game night.
18:18It's so masculine.
18:19It's kind of like Dave & Buster vibes a little bit.
18:21Hi.
18:21Are you Janet?
18:22Yes.
18:23Okay, we put this section here.
18:24Oh, awesome.
18:25Perfect.
18:25Perfect.
18:26Thank you so much.
18:26I'm so excited for this game night.
18:28This is my Dave & Buster's fanny pack.
18:3125,000 tickets.
18:32That's the goal.
18:33Let's go.
18:36We wanted to channel more of, like, a Richard Dawson, 70s family feud vibe for this.
18:41Originally, we were talking about how Jared should kiss everybody on the lips like Richard Dawson used to do as
18:45he went down the line.
18:46But we thought that might be a little bit appropriate, especially given how I've called people out for stuff, so.
18:52I mean, so I invited Nia, Danny, Kristen, and Luke.
18:56Kind of didn't expect them to come.
18:57They said no.
18:58Jasmine and Melissa said no, and I was kind of surprised because I kind of bummed because they're, like, game
19:03night people.
19:03Game night people.
19:04So I think they would have had fun.
19:09I love game night.
19:10I feel like it brings everybody together.
19:16I think that's normal.
19:17When you give this group, like, a task or something to do to concentrate on,
19:26it's just, like, a moment to really escape life and just have a fun, fun night.
19:31Uh, do you guys know the questions?
19:33No.
19:33I do not.
19:34Yeah, I think that Jane and I know the answers.
19:36What am I to do, invite you all here and trample you?
19:38Yes.
19:38Lala, yes.
19:39Yeah, because you want to win.
19:42I'll be awful at all the subjects, especially ones that involve numbers.
19:46What are the subjects you think you'll do well at?
19:48Designer labels and Bravo shows.
19:52I would crush.
19:53Ask me a question about the housewives.
19:55I'm going to know every single thing.
19:59All right, here we go.
20:01Yellow and blue makes what color?
20:04Green.
20:05Correct.
20:07I knew that she can't beat me to it.
20:09I'm sorry, guys.
20:09You let your wife win.
20:11I would never.
20:12Winning.
20:12What piece of land is both a continent and a country?
20:16Mexico.
20:17That is incorrect.
20:18Here we go.
20:20Oh, I'm not even going to try that .
20:23Wait.
20:2410 times 3, 22 or 20?
20:2620.
20:27Oh, okay.
20:28Got it.
20:29No, we all have different numbers.
20:3116.
20:31Correct.
20:32Lala.
20:33What year did man land on the moon?
20:401967.
20:41That is incorrect.
20:43And we've got a winning team.
20:46Congratulations.
20:48You guys, thank you for coming.
20:50This is so much fun.
20:51You know, this is like my ideal night.
20:54I forget how competitive you are.
20:56Only in games.
20:57Never in games.
20:59You should have given me props for even trying.
21:01You know, I do give you props for trying.
21:03Okay, so everyone's coming to your house Friday.
21:05Everybody is coming.
21:07I wanted everybody because we're going to San Diego.
21:10I feel like we should at least be together.
21:13Yeah, that's a great idea.
21:14I mean, I would like to be, I feel like there's a lot of people
21:16I've tried having conversations with and stuff that has not gone well.
21:21I wanted to apologize again for speaking on stuff that I wasn't involved in.
21:25This friendship is dead.
21:27It's done.
21:27Like I had a funeral for you in my brain.
21:31If there's anything you want to say or like get off your chest, I'm happy to listen.
21:40I mean, what are you sensing?
21:41You think this could go even further south than it already is?
21:44I mean, no, I hope not.
21:47But also with certain people, it's like, if you don't, if you can't tell me specifically what I've done wrong,
21:52how am I supposed to apologize?
21:53Well, so I texted Zach yesterday to see if he was coming tonight.
21:57Yeah.
21:57But he called me today and it was like giving me a timeline since before the pandemic of like things
22:03that he feels that you've done.
22:06I'm not nervous to have a conversation with Zach.
22:08And I know Zach and I need to have a serious conversation.
22:11All I want is peace.
22:12But I also know he's not going to drop any giant bombshells.
22:15I know it's all going to be little bullshit things that he's just nitpicking.
22:18Can he not move on past bullshit in 2018?
22:20I don't want it to be a have mind.
22:22It is that though.
22:23I feel like-
22:24It's 10 against 1.
22:25You guys also have to understand these people, especially Danny and Nia, have posted, liked, commented on some bullshit about
22:36Jason and I.
22:37Danny likes stuff saying that Jason likes to see me have sex with other men in front of him.
22:43Why is that okay?
22:45But I'm not okay.
22:46It's not okay.
22:47What he's done.
22:47Why are you like-
22:48No, no.
22:49This is not me.
22:50I'm not mad at you guys.
22:52I'm yelling.
22:53I'm yelling about that.
22:54I'm yelling about that.
22:55I'm not mad at you guys.
22:56I'm just like, come on.
22:56It's like, this person talks about it.
22:58This person.
22:58And I have to like be the one that's like, well, let's see.
23:01Let's see.
23:02Every single conversation I have shouldn't be about Jaina and Zach or Jaina and like, like, it should not be
23:08about that.
23:08Like, let me like enjoy my life.
23:12I'm in a very strange part of my life right now because I am still going through a divorce.
23:17I am trying to establish myself as a single mom.
23:20I can't always try to make everything right for Zach, Janet, Kristen.
23:24And my friends constantly are putting me in the middle.
23:29It seems like majority of the time I can just never make anybody happy.
23:32And that's really hard on me.
23:34Janet, Janet.
23:35Sometimes whenever you have talked to them, like, they'll get up and walk away.
23:38You need to just sit down and talk at my pool party.
23:41So I want you to-
23:42I'm sorry.
23:43I'm-
23:43No, I'm not.
23:44I'm not.
23:44I don't want you guys to be in the middle of this anymore.
23:47No, I know.
23:48I'm sorry.
23:48I love it.
23:49No, I don't-
23:49Just like, it's a lot for me.
23:52Seeing Brittany so upset puts it into perspective.
23:55Like, I really do need to make an effort here and try to make things more peaceful in the group.
23:59But I'm just so frustrated by this whole thing.
24:02I don't want any of this.
24:03I want peace.
24:05I'm afraid I'm going to lose you guys over this .
24:20Let me order pizza, though.
24:21So, okay.
24:22Let me see if you guys agree.
24:23A cheese, a vegetable, a jalapeno pepperoni, and Hawaiian.
24:28Um, half your party's on a GLP-1.
24:29So, yeah, I think it's-
24:31I think it's going to be enough pizza, babe.
24:35Give some time.
24:36Come on.
24:36Let's get you out of the car seat.
24:39What is this?
24:40What's what?
24:40Do you want a knee tan line?
24:42Is that what you're going for?
24:45Ooh, those socks.
24:47Maybe that's the reason you're not getting laid.
24:49Cheers!
24:49Cheers, cheers, cheers.
24:50To a great day!
24:57You guys can start having fun now, because I'm here.
25:00Stop being so gorgeous.
25:05Hey!
25:06Hi.
25:07How are you?
25:07Good, how are you?
25:08Oh, my God, I like this.
25:09Those jeans are going to weigh you down in the pool.
25:11I know, pool party in jeans.
25:13That's what we're hoping.
25:16Oh, thank God there's shade over here today.
25:19Hi, everyone.
25:20Hi.
25:21Hi, boo.
25:22Hello.
25:25Oh!
25:27You look cute.
25:27Everybody looks cute.
25:28I'm just cute.
25:29Aw.
25:30I was just going to say I got some text messages this morning
25:32and wanted to make sure you were okay.
25:34Sure.
25:35I'm the same as I was then.
25:36I'm very, like, neutral.
25:38And to her, that means I'm miserable.
25:39Just let her.
25:40She's going to go through these emotions.
25:42She just had a baby.
25:42Just keep doing what you're doing.
25:44Where's Brittany?
25:44All right, let's go.
25:45She's still getting ready.
25:46They're playing beer pong outside.
25:47She's getting ready.
25:48Hey, guys.
25:49Hey, Smurzy.
25:50Oh, my God.
25:51We're from Belmont.
25:52We need to talk about it.
25:53No.
25:54Yeah, we do.
25:55Hey, guys.
25:55What's up?
25:56You went out with two of your potential girlfriends.
25:58I want to hear all about it.
25:59Who's the two potential girlfriends?
26:01Can I have, like, a drink first?
26:02Hey, hey.
26:03What's up?
26:04How are you?
26:04They tried to make me date people.
26:05Wait, really?
26:06What'd you do?
26:06I packed.
26:08I like your voice, by the way.
26:09Stop it.
26:10I'm serious.
26:11I should do voiceover work.
26:13I'm flirting.
26:14Can I do voiceover work?
26:16Help me.
26:17My kid.
26:18Help me with my kid.
26:20But it's like, I kind of dig somebody.
26:21And it's like, when I dig somebody,
26:22everyone else just kind of disappears.
26:24You just know.
26:25Yeah.
26:25That's how I first met her.
26:27It doesn't matter how beautiful they are.
26:28And she was gorgeous.
26:30You know when it's weird.
26:31Hi, guys.
26:33How are you?
26:34So good to see you.
26:35Okay, let's get her upstairs so we can enjoy.
26:38Yes.
26:39Like, Natalie was, like, so cute.
26:41And ready, like, even just to make out.
26:43They somehow were, like, nerds together,
26:45and I don't know what you guys were talking about.
26:47No, we bonded.
26:48Yeah, it was sweet.
26:49It was platonic.
26:50Wait, was it just for you, him?
26:52We all went out for some night.
26:53No, Schwartz and Michelle are dating.
26:55Shut up.
26:56Aren't you guys sharing?
26:58Aren't you planning to get to Cindy?
26:59He said you guys are planning a trip to San Diego.
27:02We're not dating.
27:03And you did a salt scrub together.
27:04That doesn't mean we're dating.
27:05And you went out on singles night.
27:07I thought.
27:07Yeah, on singles.
27:09I thought.
27:09So this looks like a love match to me.
27:11She is just looking right at me and smiling.
27:14I'm your friend, Brittany.
27:15Wait, wait, wait.
27:16If you guys need anything, let me know.
27:18What?
27:19Wow.
27:21What's up, buddy?
27:22I have a serious question to ask you.
27:23Please.
27:24Do you have undies on today?
27:25I don't.
27:29Who does something like that?
27:31I would be pissed too.
27:32Let's just have a no pants party then.
27:34No pants party.
27:35We can do that.
27:37Brittany, thank you for doing this for all of us.
27:39Yeah, thank you.
27:40What is that?
27:41That's a buffalo chicken dip.
27:42Oh, that's the famous Brittany buffalo chicken dip.
27:44Well, all the girls are here and there's no boys inside.
27:47Michelle and I were talking about San Diego.
27:49Yeah, so we want to do something really fun.
27:51Yeah, so we're all going to dress up a boy.
27:54And we're going to do like kind of like a pageant thing.
27:57And so we're going to dress them up like wigs and heels.
27:59And have a contest to like see who wins.
28:01And we think it would be really funny if they wore heels and like walk the runway.
28:05I'm going to do Jesse because I told him that he dresses douchey and he's really holding on to it.
28:10You should definitely do Jesse.
28:12We already know what Tom looks like.
28:14Like Tom's so good looking, but he was the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life.
28:22I'm down 1000%.
28:28Is Sharma here?
28:30Not yet.
28:31Is she coming?
28:31Last time she left after five minutes.
28:34Yeah, because I said she shouldn't be here.
28:35So that's why she left.
28:36But why don't you just own her space?
28:38Hey, what?
28:38Be nice, Christine.
28:39How you doing?
28:40She asked?
28:41Be your sweet, lovable self.
28:42For your love of Brittany, because it stresses Brittany out.
28:45It really does.
28:46She should tell that to her.
28:48I'm telling it to you though.
28:52Brandon has a very tiny lane in Brittany's life and he needs to stay in it.
28:56Like mind your business, bro.
28:57In that moment, had Janet walked to the back and gotten in the pool with her son or done her
29:02thing,
29:02I just would have stayed away from her and ignored her like I always do.
29:06Is Janet not coming?
29:07I don't know.
29:08Actually, I haven't talked to her since the party.
29:10Do you want to text her?
29:11Since Sosa's party?
29:12Yeah.
29:13Oh wait, how was it again?
29:13I didn't go.
29:14Why didn't you go?
29:15I just feel like for me, I didn't feel comfortable going to her event after the last things we just
29:21talked about.
29:21Okay, can I ask you a question?
29:22Take it slow.
29:23What I'm gathering is we have a group of people who all are making the same decision.
29:30There seems to be, as Brittany called it, a hive mentality.
29:34Really?
29:34It doesn't seem like you guys are, and this is not an insult, but thinking for yourselves.
29:40Lala, you have not been around.
29:42All she has is Janet in her ear.
29:43So, of course, she's going to think, we're taking a stance and we're all going to come together.
29:48No, no, no, no, baby.
29:49I beat at my own drum.
29:51I text Janet.
29:52I text her wide.
29:53I'm going to go.
29:53Oh, you did?
29:54It was very nice.
29:54And I said, hey, like, thank you so much for reaching out.
29:57But right now, I think we're just going to sit this one out.
29:59Can't wait to see you at Brittany's party.
30:00At this point, I feel like I'm one of the only people who like doesn't have beef with Janet.
30:06And if I did, I certainly wouldn't be passive aggressive.
30:08I'd just be aggressive.
30:10Like, ovary up and say what the you want to say and have a productive conversation.
30:16I mean, should we see if she's coming?
30:17Text her.
30:18I don't have my phone.
30:20Because I am worried.
30:21She did like a fertility appointment today and she wasn't feeling well.
30:24Oh, text her.
30:25End this game.
30:27You guys were two girls ten cups.
30:29And now you're two girls one cup.
30:33These don't have alcohol in them, right?
30:35Right?
30:36I don't think so.
30:37I don't think that one does.
30:37Lalo was asking me about how me and Janet are.
30:40From her perspective, she felt that you and Nia were like...
30:44Conspiring?
30:45Not conspiring.
30:45She didn't say conspiring.
30:47See, I don't want people to say the right word.
30:49No, but that's...
30:49But you guys are the ringleader.
30:51Do you make decisions for yourself?
30:52And I explained to...
30:53Do you make decisions for yourself?
30:55Yeah, I do.
30:55Do you make decisions for yourself, Melissa?
30:57Yeah.
30:58Right.
30:58After you.
31:01I'm tired of talking with Janet.
31:04She's not even here.
31:06Why are we talking?
31:07Exactly.
31:08We're giving her what she wants, y'all.
31:09Everybody take a breath.
31:11I think what's happening is some people are wondering if you guys are like talking, like,
31:15we should all hate Janet.
31:16No.
31:17Absolutely not.
31:18But that's what's happening.
31:19Hey, bud.
31:20This is another situation where Janet can twist everything in.
31:24Janet, you're not here.
31:24I'm a victim.
31:25Janet, you're not here.
31:26It doesn't matter.
31:27I'm saying it's still...
31:28Chill.
31:29Calm.
31:29Hello.
31:31Calm.
31:33I think we've all talked about this for about a year.
31:36Calm the down.
31:37How's it going, man?
31:38Jason.
31:41Hi, buddy.
31:43They asked my dietary restrictions, and I said, it's a really toxic thing for me to have a
31:49Caperna around me, and I just saw two Caperna's come in.
31:54Hello.
31:54How are you?
31:56How's it going, man?
31:56Jason.
31:57Nice to meet you.
31:58Good way to meet you.
31:59Yeah, seriously.
32:00Oh, God.
32:00I don't even know how...
32:01I wanted...
32:01I was like, now I wanted to go get a drink, and now I can't because...
32:04Why?
32:05Jess, you just walked in.
32:07Caperna's.
32:08I like the way you said...
32:10You look so cute!
32:12I just have to read and work out twice a day.
32:14That's the problem.
32:15I could cut beer out of my diet.
32:17I wouldn't.
32:17I know.
32:17But instead of a beer, I'll have a White Claw.
32:20Yes.
32:20Because...
32:21The least favorite thing in the world.
32:22I know.
32:22They hurt my stomach.
32:23They used to hurt my stomach, too, for some reason.
32:25You evolved.
32:26But I evolved.
32:27I did.
32:28I just want to check in with you.
32:30If you'll go over here with me.
32:32Let's just have a little heart-to-heart.
32:33We brought some wine, obviously.
32:35Wait, where's Brandon?
32:36Okay, smile.
32:38Sorry, I'm interrupting conversation for a selfie.
32:40We'll have to capture everything.
32:41Is there anything that you're not looking forward to at the party today, like seeing Janet and Jason?
32:46Who?
32:50Come on!
32:51Come on!
32:52I just want to see how you are because Kristen texted me this morning and was saying that all of
32:57a sudden you were in a bad mood.
32:59And that you were like, I want to fish and do all this stuff and I'm sacrificing or whatever.
33:04And she's like, wait, what?
33:06Like, you can go fish.
33:07And then you said it was too far.
33:08I don't know.
33:09That was none of the conversation.
33:11That's what I'm saying as far as what the words I say and what she hears is the problem with
33:15our communication.
33:16I know.
33:16That's why I said you need a third party there.
33:19I know.
33:20Take a deep breath.
33:21But it's also like one of those things.
33:23I want to hash out all the little things.
33:24It's like it's a bigger thing than anything that happened today.
33:27It's a communication issue that we need to work out.
33:30Having Kristen hear it from a trained medical professional, even if it's what we've said a thousand times, I feel
33:38like it does sink in better.
33:40Kristen would say we shouldn't need counseling.
33:43We shouldn't need a therapist.
33:44We should just be able to talk to each other.
33:46But I mean, from my perspective, I try a lot and it turns south pretty quick.
33:52There are some issues that we need to work out and we aren't able to talk to each other on
33:56a level where we can solve them on our own.
33:58There are times I feel like I'm fighting for us and she's fighting to show me that I'm wrong.
34:02I feel like anything I do is heavily scrutinized on a regular basis.
34:06And the only time I bring up any criticism to Kristen is about how she talks to me or responds
34:11to things.
34:12I'm not criticizing anything she's doing, how she's doing anything.
34:14Not at all.
34:14And it turns into this pissing match that I don't want.
34:17Honestly, how many times have I heard both of you say something where I'm like, you need to like talk
34:23to the other person.
34:24Or like, and I've even told you, if you want me to sit there and mediate to try to, you
34:29know, translate between you two, I will.
34:32But like, again, it's not really healthy for you all to have me do that.
34:36Nor is it healthy for me.
34:37And I think it's better with the third party.
34:39But I think, actually I know, you guys are great together.
34:43It's just you guys need a little help.
34:45And that's never a bad thing.
34:47Look, I've never had a kid before.
34:49I don't know, I've never been with a woman through her pregnancy, birth, postpartum.
34:54This is all new to me.
34:56And I know that this is a version of Kristen that hopefully won't last.
35:01It doesn't make it any easier for me.
35:03But overall, like, I'm not a quitter.
35:06What do they say?
35:07Smooth seas never made a skillful sailor.
35:10So, these aren't smooth seas.
35:12The fact that you guys are willing to work through it, that's all that matters.
35:16And I think that it will get better.
35:21Hi.
35:22Hi.
35:22How are you?
35:23Good to see you.
35:24Good to see you.
35:25Okay, let's join the fun.
35:27Okay.
35:27We'll go one, two, one for a last re-rec.
35:29I have to use the restroom.
35:31I'll be right back.
35:32I'm a great ping-ponger.
35:34What is this called?
35:35Um, beer pong.
35:37It's called beer pong.
35:37Let me show you how great I am.
35:39Nope.
35:40Just walk away.
35:41No, I got this.
35:42I got this, baby.
35:43It's almost tied.
35:46So, how are you doing?
35:48Fine.
35:48With, like, kind of letting go a little bit.
35:50Oh, that's really hard.
35:51The nanny goes upstairs with Kaya.
35:54Oh, she doesn't let go at all.
35:55I told Brittany, when she told me about her, I was like, I feel like Kristen's gonna have
35:58the hardest time just, like, letting go.
36:01I mean, when I know I have to do things, like work things, I'm like, thank God we have
36:07someone.
36:08But, um, I literally asked Luke.
36:10Luke, what did I ask you?
36:12What?
36:13I said, do you think Kaya?
36:14No.
36:14Because now that she's with Elondra always.
36:17I said, do you think she remembers me?
36:20You did say that.
36:21She doesn't.
36:21She forgot you.
36:22Don't say that.
36:24Oh, my God.
36:25I can't say that.
36:28Coming up.
36:29When you take things to a certain level, you want destruction.
36:32That's what I don't like.
36:33You know what?
36:34Sorry, we're going to other people.
36:35How do you feel about me and Danny right now?
36:37Do you think that you?
36:38Nope, you are.
36:38Can I sit here and talk to you about others?
36:39Well, yes, you are.
36:46She's looking tired, but we really should be leaving in, like, 20 to 25 minutes.
36:50And I want to keep her awake so she sleeps in the car, but look at this.
36:53Her eyes are so tired.
36:55I feel like this is just one of those moments where I'm going to ask you, or should I just
36:59do it?
36:59I'm just going to go talk to her.
37:00Fine.
37:01I'm fine.
37:01Why do you have mosquitoes and I don't?
37:03I don't know, because I'm sprayed.
37:05Who?
37:06Hi, how are you?
37:06Hey, how are you?
37:07You look great.
37:08So do you.
37:10I feel like let's just...
37:12Yeah, you want to talk?
37:13I would love if Janet and I weren't beefing with each other, and it probably would make
37:17things a lot easier, but in every situation, Janet is just always trying to make herself
37:22the victim.
37:23But hey, once again, I'm going to give her one more opportunity.
37:27I feel like you're, like, very glowing and very, like...
37:30I'm pretty happy.
37:32Oh, .
37:33I feel like every year is a lesson, and my lesson, I feel like, from last year was,
37:36like, shut the up and listen a little bit more.
37:39And this is the thing I'm working on on my own, like, separately from whatever issues
37:42it creates.
37:43I feel like this is a hard conversation for me to even start, because I don't want to
37:48do this again.
37:50Maybe it's a thing where, like, you and I coexist in a way that, like, I would like to have
37:54fun, whatever that feels like for you.
37:56I want us to get over this bullshit I guess.
37:58Let me...
37:58Okay, you know what?
37:59I'm going to go back to...
38:00Okay, then...
38:00Let me just start with the thing about pool day.
38:04You were like, oh, no, Kristen kicked me out of the house, and you made it seem like it
38:09was this huge thing.
38:10The language you use and what you say to other people...
38:24You're right.
38:24I'm not going to sit here and talk to you about other people.
38:26Well, yes you are.
38:27He's very detail-oriented.
38:29I can't stand that.
38:30I couldn't keep up.
38:31Zach's receipts on Janet are longer than the receipts you get at CVS.
38:36They're longer than this.
38:38You're wearing a blue shirt at 5pm on this day, and this is what you said.
38:43Do you remember?
38:44I'm like, no.
38:45When you take things to a certain level, you want destruction.
38:48You want to destroy the other person, and then you'll accept them back.
38:52You are so right, but you're on a pedestal, and you are like...
38:56I don't want to be on a pedestal.
38:57I don't.
38:58At all.
38:59I mean, here I am showing through my actions that I'm moving differently.
39:04I'm speaking differently.
39:06Isn't that what they're asking of me?
39:07I am ready to apologize as long as we can end this conversation.
39:11I wish I would have never used the words I used.
39:13Okay, perfect.
39:13I actually wish that I would have...
39:15Because you are friends with Danny, Nia, and Jasmine, and Melissa.
39:18The way you handled everything last year, I actually admire.
39:22You acknowledged what happened without involving yourself
39:26while being supportive to both friends.
39:28That was something I did not do right.
39:30Have you said this to either...
39:32No, I have not.
39:33But, Janet...
39:34I've said this to Jasmine.
39:35I've said this to Nia.
39:36Wait, hold on.
39:36Why are you not doing...
39:37This is the Janet...
39:39I haven't had the opportunity to.
39:40No, but you...
39:40You did.
39:42You don't have to actually say...
39:44A lot of tricks happened, but I've moved on.
39:45But right now, coming at me, like, you're smiling.
39:48And it really hurts.
39:49It's like...
39:49I want to smile at you because I want happiness and to move forward.
39:53I'm sorry that what I said hurt you.
39:56That came from me being like, you know what, I always have to be right,
39:59which is something I'm personally grappling with.
40:03This is what I wanted to hear from you, and I love this.
40:06I just want Zach to be a fun person that's around,
40:09that when we're together, we can laugh and have a good time.
40:11Like, hopefully he's gonna follow me on Instagram.
40:14You guys have been talking for 45 minutes.
40:16Let's go in the pool.
40:17It's a pool party.
40:18Come on!
40:19Come on!
40:19In the pool, please!
40:21Yes!
40:21Thank you!
40:23I hate straight people so much.
40:25I know.
40:25Do you get embarrassed easily?
40:28About sexual stuff, yeah, but other than that...
40:30So, like, if you cleaved or something, you'd get embarrassed?
40:38Am I allowed to laugh?
40:39I'm leaving!
40:40No, wait, don't leave!
40:42Do one of you guys have a weed pen?
40:44I didn't bring one here.
40:45I'm gonna order one.
40:46She has weed in the cupboard.
40:49Janet wanted to smoke, and I was like,
40:51that's a really great idea right now.
40:53This girl, that's your wife.
40:58Woo!
40:59Okay.
41:00This is not an olive branch.
41:02This is not a piece of pipe.
41:03This feels like a little reminiscent of our friendship
41:06in old times, and I'll take it.
41:08It's not that deep.
41:10I want to go pee in the pool, and then I'm ready to go.
41:13Chester, you leave it?
41:14Bye.
41:15Bye, I love you.
41:17I'm exhausted.
41:19I'm gonna go drink my feelings in a pool.
41:21Who's gonna kiss?
41:22Melissa, who's gonna kiss?
41:23They said my girls are, like, begging somebody to kiss.
41:27Schwartz and Michelle!
41:27Schwartz and Michelle!
41:28You're not kissing.
41:29Jessie said you could do it.
41:31Do it!
41:32Do it!
41:32As if I need his permission.
41:34Jessie's not even here.
41:35This is called peer pressure, people.
41:38Kiss it.
41:38You got a kiss.
41:39Let's kiss.
41:44This pool party was a tremendous success.
41:49The thing is, is every time we have a splendid day,
41:53it's always the calm before the storm.
41:57This is Zach's nightmare.
41:59Don't gaslight me.
42:00It's not all good.
42:01This is what I'm talking about.
42:04Well, I guess you guys just don't mean much to me.
42:06If I was married to you, I'd cheat on you, too.
42:10The way you're talking to her,
42:11this is making me feel very uncomfortable.
42:14She's triggered!
42:15There's only so much I can empathize with.
42:18If making this a big deal, it's making me so uncomfortable.
42:21You knock it off, dog.
42:22I'm not with you right now.
42:25I'm actually pissed right now.
42:27I pushed him through a window.
42:29Jessie!
42:29Yeah, she did.
42:30Stop!
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