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Love Island (UK) - Season 12 - Episode 34: Unseen Bits
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00:02As all romantics know, true love begins with a balcony.
00:08Everybody get moving.
00:10But was there ever a love story of more woe?
00:13Hi, hi.
00:14Than this of six Juliettes and the Romeo.
00:18Where's our six penises?
00:19Let's get it done.
00:21Yes.
00:22We're looking back at a week of two households.
00:25Andrada, no big butter, sitting in casa.
00:27And like in all good drama, we have comedy, tragedy, romance, star-crossed lovers, and wit worthy of Shakespeare himself.
00:47The calm before the cock.
00:49It's like a Midsummer's night dream.
00:52Oh, that's why it's like that.
00:53Make that a nightmare.
00:55And just like a Shakespeare play, it goes on for ages, and no one has a clue what the characters
01:00are talking about.
01:01A cosy?
01:02Cosy.
01:02I literally pushed Moses down River Nile.
01:05So forget to be or not to be, because we have a bigger question.
01:10Moon landing a house?
01:11Potentially.
01:12Buckle up for Castle Week.
01:14Castle.
01:14It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:34Upper cloudy.
01:35Look at that.
01:36Yeah.
01:38Oh, come on.
01:39Even the old wife.
01:41Is that one coming this way?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Oh, wow.
01:47It's all the bad here sometimes.
01:50Yeah, I can imagine.
01:54Whoa!
01:55This is Love Island.
01:56We don't do bad weather.
02:02Fortunately, we have the power to wind the clock back to a time before ill feelings.
02:09Go on, carry on.
02:10Don't mind me.
02:11A time before things got messy.
02:18I didn't need that, did I?
02:20When everyone had each other's backs.
02:22Do you want me to do your back, guys?
02:25I don't mind.
02:27So let's get back to an era I call B.C.
02:32No, not bubbly corner.
02:34It stands for before Casa.
02:37So grab the popcorn and let's take a nostalgia trip to a more innocent time.
02:41Although, not that much more innocent.
02:44Open your gob.
02:45Bigger and wider than that.
02:46It's going to need to go way wider than that.
02:50Let's get those tongues wagging.
02:53This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:03At the end of last week, Ben had a huge decision to make and he couldn't have been happier about
03:08it.
03:10I'm just going to have to choose one.
03:12So the girl I want to couple up with is Shakira.
03:21Why do you like it?
03:25Nice, Ben.
03:25It's been really that hard, so it's been nice about me.
03:28We'll work on it.
03:29So we sent Ben and Shakira away to work on that.
03:32You've heard of a bottomless brunch.
03:34Well, this is more of a banterless brunch.
03:40Great chat, guys.
03:41And here are some more.
03:42It's Love Island Unseen Brunch.
03:45Do you cut up croissants here like that?
03:47Well, it's a bit big, isn't it?
03:50No?
03:51It's soft.
03:52In the middle.
03:53It looks crispy.
03:54Oh, well, that was great, wasn't it?
03:56Missed my plate.
03:59I'm more like, ooh.
04:01I'm more like...
04:05What colour is grumpiness?
04:09You should be able to know this one.
04:11You tell me what colour grumpiness is.
04:13Yeah, you should definitely know that.
04:17Yes!
04:20Do you know what that thing in the back of your throat's called?
04:23Yeah.
04:24The uvula.
04:26Wait, which bit are you talking about?
04:27The dangly thing.
04:28Oh, it's called that?
04:30No.
04:36It's not that.
04:38I went down the wrong hole.
04:43No, that was wrong.
04:43We don't mind that.
04:46And he's real.
04:49Are they?
04:52T, you know the thing at the back of your throat?
04:54The thing that dangles...
04:55Tonsils.
04:56No, that's not your tonsils.
04:56No, the one that dangles down.
04:58Astro-tonsils.
04:58No, it's not.
04:59No, it's not.
05:00What the fuck is that there?
05:01A uvula.
05:02Tonsils are like in the side.
05:03What's it called?
05:04The uvula.
05:05The uvula.
05:06What, the big dangly thing?
05:07Yeah, that's not your tonsils.
05:08No, it's not.
05:09No, because you have tonsillitis, bro.
05:10You don't take the dangly thing with them back in the throat, do you?
05:12I thought it was your tonsils.
05:13What are you two talking about?
05:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:15No, it's good.
05:17Romantic, guys.
05:19What colour is excitement?
05:25I don't know.
05:26What colour can you draw it?
05:29Excitement's probably like hot pink.
05:32Do you know what I mean?
05:33What's hot pink?
05:34Like really, really bright pink.
05:36Hee-hee!
05:38Yeah.
05:38Not a ball-disc game, that.
05:40Me too.
05:41I'm off to meet a new bombshell.
05:42Uvula.
05:51Here's a question that nobody wants after a big brunch.
05:54Who fancies a game of football?
05:57Boys, please stand in front of the fire pit.
06:01The players lined up in two teams ready for kick-off.
06:04And believe me, it is about to kick-off.
06:09As there isn't a terrace big enough to handle this rowdy crowd,
06:14they think it's all over.
06:16High five!
06:24High five!
06:25Time for the boys to play away.
06:28Yeah!
06:30Yo!
06:31Yo!
06:34Oh, shit.
06:36Oh, I've lost my slide now.
06:38I've lost my slide now.
06:40On the head, Ben!
06:42Yo, my hat!
06:43Yo, my hat, come on.
06:45The home team felt relegated.
06:48No!
06:49While the boys celebrated promotion.
06:52What's up, what's up, what's up?
06:53Oh, my hat!
06:55Oh, my hat!
06:58Oh, my hat!
06:59Oh, my hat!
07:00Oh, my hat!
07:00Oh, my hat!
07:01We qualify!
07:02We qualify!
07:03We qualify!
07:03We qualify!
07:03We qualify!
07:04We qualify!
07:05We qualify!
07:06We qualify!
07:08Before walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of Casa Moore
07:12in search of a new keeper.
07:14What's going on?
07:17Let's blow the whistle and bring on some unseen own goals.
07:22Say my name.
07:23Dajon.
07:24Yeah, you say it wrong.
07:25Am I?
07:25Yeah.
07:26How do I say it?
07:27Dajon.
07:27Dajon.
07:28Oh!
07:29There you go.
07:51Dajon.
07:51Give me a little bit of praise.
07:52I can talk for England.
07:53I like that, yeah.
07:54No, yeah, you definitely got my own when I came in.
07:55I think I can have a conversation with a brick wall.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Is that where you're having a conversation with me?
08:02Is that what you're trying to do?
08:04What's going on?
08:05Exactly.
08:06You can only do what I'm not going to turn off.
08:09What is that?
08:10What even is that?
08:12What the fuck?
08:15What's going on?
08:16Do you blame me?
08:17No, I'm not blaming you at all.
08:19There's so much to discuss.
08:23What, between us?
08:24Mm.
08:25Do you think?
08:26There's a lot that's, er...
08:28Yeah.
08:28There's a fly on your head.
08:30Yeah, well...
08:31Give that fly a red card!
08:33Set home!
08:41With the boys off to Casa, naturally the girls were heartbroken.
08:45For about five seconds.
08:47If you could have your dream man walk in right now,
08:50what would he look like?
08:51Don't say you're a partner.
08:53No.
08:53No, no, no.
08:55Well, I'm sorry.
08:55If I could have my dream man walk in,
08:58it would be Damson Idris.
08:59Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01So, guys, if anyone that looks like Damson Idris walks in,
09:03that's my...
09:04Did you wish?
09:06I want my neighbour to walk in.
09:10Sadly, Damson Idris and Tony's neighbour were unavailable
09:13as they were booked for Love Island USA this year.
09:16But, girls, give me some ideas of what you're looking for
09:19and I'll see what you can do.
09:23Bring my neighbour in.
09:25He's really hot.
09:26Will you stop banging on about your neighbour, Tony?
09:28Shakira, show him how it's done.
09:30I love a northerner.
09:31I'm really upset there's no Scousers or Jordies.
09:33I'm really surprised.
09:34Yeah, there's no Scousers.
09:36Get me a sc...
09:37You listen to me right now.
09:39I want a sexy Scouser, right?
09:42He's got to have more than six GCSEs and past maths and English,
09:45preferably B+.
09:49We're manifesting.
09:50Right, OK.
09:51I want a tanned...
09:54Sexy...
09:54What else?
09:56Girls, what traits do we want in men?
09:58We're manifesting.
09:59I don't know what traits.
09:59Give me, give me, give me a plan at the midnight
10:03Want somebody help me change the shadows of the way
10:07There's funny.
10:09Athletic.
10:09Athletic, yeah.
10:10Really confident.
10:12Tattoos.
10:13Six pack.
10:14Really fucking tall.
10:15Funny.
10:16Fits.
10:17Smart.
10:18Yes.
10:19Funny.
10:19Confident.
10:20Hilarious.
10:21Tattooed.
10:22Loyal.
10:22Not a whore.
10:23Yes.
10:24He could be a whore for me.
10:26Scouse.
10:27Hell the fuck off, I've faxed the Scouser.
10:30Yeah, alright, you can have that one.
10:33I'll take him off you afterwards.
10:34Yeah, I was going to say, you'll have him in the eye anyway.
10:36I'm joking.
10:37I'm joking.
10:38Do you know what?
10:39I don't know what a Scouse is.
10:40What's a Scouse?
10:41A Scouse is basically everything you just asked for,
10:43but with a unique way of saying...
10:53After a quiet afternoon, the girls are getting ready for the evening,
10:56but without boys around, I suspect some of them may have some
10:59leftover energy to burn off.
11:01I'm dropping like a stool pyramid.
11:03No.
11:10We don't have enough.
11:12Oh!
11:16Shakira wants to make a pyramid.
11:22Stay still with me.
11:26But, what happened next?
11:30I know what I'm hoping for, but we'll have to stay tuned to the
11:45to find out no big butter sitting in casa no as fata
12:01Yeah, hey, hey, see it again, see it again, see it again, see it again, see it again.
12:04We don't have time to do it again, girls.
12:06We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:09Just keep dancing.
12:20So sit back and let us spoon-feed you the taste of Unseen action from the villa.
12:25This lot really are a handful, so expect belly laughs.
12:30I didn't realize you had a belly button.
12:32Pearson.
12:33A belly button, to be fair.
12:36Everyone's got a belly button, mate.
12:37I've got an out.
12:38Oh, no, any.
12:39Yeah.
12:40So limber up for some serious bet hopping for Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:56Before the break, the girls are playing Jenga with the furnace.
12:59It's a permanent job.
13:00Do you still think?
13:02Bill!
13:03I've been next!
13:05Yeah.
13:06No, no, we're not having another bit of boxing.
13:09That's giving health and safety risk if she gets a pump up.
13:12Oh, they just took it down again.
13:15I was hoping one of them would try to sit on a stool and fall off.
13:27It's a stool tied down.
13:31It wasn't even that much of a health and safety risk.
13:34The boys are outside building a lighthouse by balancing the fire pit on top of bean bags.
13:47Tommy knows that the first night in Casa should be celebrated with a toast as everyone is about
13:53to have an experience unlike anything they've had before.
13:56Here's the beautiful girls.
13:58Beautiful people.
13:59Great memories.
14:00Cass up.
14:02Except hang on a minute.
14:04Some of you have been here before.
14:06Well, not here.
14:07There must be an identical-looking villa next door.
14:10Remember this unseen bit, Giorgio.
14:18You could be worse.
14:19You could have sangria down your top.
14:23Oh, imagine that, walking into the Love Island villa and you had a t-shirt that's got a sangria down.
14:28It's got a white stuff on the back of sangria down.
14:29Never get a second chance to make a first impression and you look like a donut.
14:33You are lucky, Giorgio, as this time you do get a second chance to make a first impression.
14:39This time, mind your drink.
14:41Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people.
14:47Oh, shit!
14:48Is that red light?
14:49Yeah.
14:51Mate, you need to chill out with your hands.
14:53Oh, no.
14:54You didn't need that on a big night.
14:55Beautiful girls, beautiful people.
15:00Oh, gee, I'm so sorry.
15:02Oh, no.
15:03Oh, go on then, Giorgio.
15:05Just for you, you can have a third chance to make a first impression.
15:10Do you have any hidden talents?
15:12Do you ever watch Little Britain?
15:13Oh, I love it.
15:14Did you?
15:15I love that show.
15:16You know Marjorie Dorch, you know Fat Fighters.
15:19Oh, yeah.
15:20So I can do that.
15:22Do it right now.
15:23I'll do it right now.
15:27Welcome to Fat Fighters.
15:28That's it?
15:31Oh, my God.
15:36That was so good.
15:37Today, I'm going to think about cravings.
15:40Oh my god. Oh my god. That was so unexpected. That was so good.
15:46Surprise me.
15:47Surprise me too. I can't believe he got through the last swig without spilling a drop.
15:59Back at the villa with no boys around to impress, the girls can let loose and relax.
16:03Although I find you can get too loose and too relaxed.
16:07Actually, no, I'd rather. I don't.
16:12What the fuck was that?
16:14That was an airy fart, girl.
16:17I bet that fucking stint.
16:18Was that Emily?
16:19No, it was Helena.
16:20Helena, that breaks!
16:24Helena's followed through.
16:25Helena, that's disgusting.
16:27I've just dribbled.
16:30I love how people automatically assume it's me.
16:33No, because if it was Emily, I'd be scared.
16:35No need to ask what Helena's been eating, as you can all taste it in the air.
16:38But what's Tony eating now?
16:42What are they supposed to taste like?
16:45I don't know, prone cocktail, but then I got, then I got paprika taste.
16:50Not prone cocktail.
16:53That's a real flavour, you know?
16:55Of chips?
16:56Yeah, but is that why you were laughing?
16:57Yes!
16:58That's a really British crisp.
17:00That's disgusting.
17:01I fucking love prone cocktails.
17:03Guys, Tony's never had a prone cocktail crisp.
17:06She thought I was taking the piss.
17:07No, no, no, no, no.
17:09No, they're laughing.
17:10They're actual banging.
17:11That's so disgusting.
17:13They're well good.
17:15And if you don't fancy eating a prawn cocktail crisp, Tony, wait till you hear what Shakira's
17:20ordered for supper.
17:21Where's our six penises?
17:25I'm not surprised.
17:26Why?
17:27We never get spoiled.
17:28Yeah, that's true, actually.
17:29Wrong show, Shakira.
17:31This is Love Island.
17:32We don't do bush tucker trials.
17:42It's bedtime at Casa and it may be the first night, but Tommy is already getting some great
17:46tongue action.
17:48Oh, tongue brush, I love.
17:49Yeah?
17:50Do you use one as well?
17:51No, I can't.
17:52I'm the only one that uses this.
17:55I don't know.
17:55I look like a bit of a prick when I do it.
17:59I don't even know if I'm doing it right.
18:00I'll be honest, I've never written instructions.
18:05I'm sorry, Tommy, but honestly, like...
18:08Does it look all right?
18:09Does it look like I'm doing it the right way?
18:11No, no.
18:15No, I can't.
18:16I can't.
18:17Go on, I'll let you brush your teeth.
18:19No, I've done my teeth.
18:20I've done my teeth.
18:21I've done my teeth.
18:26Tommy!
18:27What?
18:28Why would you expect me to do it?
18:30I can't.
18:30I can't.
18:31I need a mouthwash.
18:33Don't make me laugh.
18:35Sorry.
18:41Sorry.
18:42Sorry.
18:44Sorry.
18:45We're too far.
18:50Oh, God.
18:51Horrible.
18:52I'm telling you, I've done the best things I've ever thought.
18:54You brush.
18:55Oh, okay.
18:56Oh, fucking hell.
18:57You've done that, I've done that.
18:58I've done that at all.
19:01Thanks, boys.
19:02But in the future, it might be best you just leave the gags to me.
19:06Oh, fucking hell.
19:07Still over.
19:08Oh, my God.
19:08Oh, my God.
19:14With the boys in casa, the girls were patiently waiting.
19:17It felt like they can before the...
19:19Wait.
19:19How does the phrase go again?
19:21The calm before the cock.
19:22Ah!
19:24Come on.
19:25Come on, boys.
19:27Give us something.
19:28Please be fit.
19:29Please be fit.
19:29Please be fit.
19:30Please be fit.
19:30Please be fit.
19:31Please be fit.
19:31Well, girls, good things come to those who wait.
19:42And wait.
19:44Is anyone's heart we're going?
19:45Yeah, mine is.
19:54Can I hear him?
19:56Oh, my God.
20:01Wait.
20:02And wait.
20:11Good news, girls, the waiting is almost over.
20:16Almost.
20:17When I sit like this, can you see my tits?
20:20No.
20:20Is there a nipple slip?
20:21I feel like there is.
20:23I can't see anything.
20:23Let me push it up.
20:25You can't break me down.
20:28I got gas in the tank.
20:30I'm going to melt.
20:31Oh, there's a breeze here.
20:33Who's the man?
20:34Who's the man?
20:35Who's the man?
20:36Who's the man?
20:36Who's the man?
20:39Who's the man?
20:40Sorry, girls.
20:42The boys normally come quicker than that.
20:49Things got hot and steamy in Casa, so Andrada is wondering why no one is taking advantage of the facilities
20:55to cool down.
20:57No one really uses the pool as much, isn't there?
20:59I'll dip in there later.
21:00I've been trying to tell her to get in there.
21:02I'd love to jump in.
21:03But she just wants to go in, like...
21:05Yeah, jump in.
21:05I'm like, go on.
21:06Yeah, but she's like, I just want to go in and, like, you know, when they're just holding.
21:11I'm saying, let's go and do some fucking handstands, girls.
21:14Andrada, don't listen to Harry.
21:16There is a very good reason that no one is using the pool today.
21:20And it's all to do with what happened yesterday when the boys were handling their nuggets.
21:26Why the fuck have you given me that?
21:27Oi, that was startled.
21:29Tits for hands.
21:30What are you doing?
21:31What are you doing?
21:32Why are you chucking a chicken nugget in the pool?
21:34Because I thought he was going to catch it.
21:36You fucking...
21:37Bro, you're not going to get it.
21:38You've got to get that.
21:39Where is it?
21:40To the bottom.
21:42Why is there a chicken nugget there?
21:43A blanket in the pool.
21:45Oh, no.
21:45How did you do that?
21:46No, I didn't do anything.
21:47Wait, where are they?
21:48Where are they?
21:50Oh, he's keeping it warm.
21:51Go on, then.
21:52Oh, my!
21:53Yeah, nice, you.
21:54Where are you going with it?
21:55Now, just put your head under.
21:56Nah, but I don't have nothing.
21:56Yeah.
21:57Where is it?
21:59You picked it up with your totes?
22:02It was a bit silly for me, wasn't it, B?
22:04Go on, B, you're going to have to get the head under.
22:05They don't have goggles for them.
22:08Yeah, but I can't put my eyes open under.
22:10What? You can grab that, surely.
22:12Wait, I'll kick it up.
22:14So the nugget got away and hasn't been seen since.
22:17Now the pool is riddled with bacteria
22:19and it's completely out of bounds.
22:22Are you happy?
22:23Who?
22:24Oh!
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:28Oh, why does nobody ever listen?
22:30If you find that nugget, I'll have it.
22:39Here's an unseen bit of Andrada talking about her feelings towards Dijon.
22:42100%, I'm not going to just because I know Venus is negative.
22:45That doesn't mean I'm not going to continue chatting to him,
22:47because that means that I'm now letting myself go.
22:49No, I'm still going to talk to him the way I want to talk to him,
22:51because if it's meant to be, we'll be.
22:53Is he nice?
22:54He's a lover, yeah, to be fair.
22:56So, yeah, we shall see, guys.
22:58We shall see.
22:58I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
23:01Come back after the break to find out.
23:03Oh, I've been there!
23:20Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:29Where we bless you with hidden gems and germs.
23:36We let the islanders open up and be deep and meaningful.
23:47So take a good look.
23:50Hey, you're looking good, you know.
23:51Because this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:55Have I got a bite on my back?
23:57It's really itchy.
23:59Not bites.
24:00Bits.
24:08Before the break, Andrada was talking to Newcastle girls about Dijon.
24:12Yeah, we shall see, guys.
24:13I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
24:16Boo!
24:17I've been there!
24:21There's a fly on you.
24:23No!
24:25It's over there now, girl.
24:26Don't worry.
24:27Fuck off!
24:28It was on your nail!
24:29Oh!
24:30Be careful, Andrada.
24:32Looks like Dijon has the whole place bugged.
24:35He's got flies everywhere.
24:44With the Casa Boys finally in the villa, it was time for them to get to know the girls
24:49and I hope they don't get cold feet.
24:51Shall we need this drink?
24:54What's up?
24:54It's hot anyway, you guys.
24:56You're not going to get away from it.
24:58No!
25:00Oh, my socks.
25:02They'll dry out.
25:02They'll dry out.
25:03Oh, no.
25:06That's the best thing ever.
25:07I told you.
25:08Your ass will be wet if you don't sit on a pillow.
25:10Yeah.
25:11OK.
25:11You're half German.
25:13Yeah.
25:13Guten taggy.
25:14Guten tag.
25:15Do you eat like the Frankfurters and that?
25:16No, I hate them.
25:18I like a schnitzel.
25:19A schnitzel?
25:20That's a straight pork.
25:21Pig.
25:22Chicken.
25:23No, it ain't.
25:23Yeah, I have the chicken schnitzel.
25:25There's no such thing as a chicken schnitzel.
25:26Yes, there is.
25:27Are you joking?
25:28I've never had a...
25:29When I went to...
25:30Where's Austria?
25:34Don't know.
25:34You're a flight attendant.
25:35I know.
25:36Where are you from?
25:38East London.
25:38East London, Dagnan.
25:40East London.
25:41So, not East London.
25:43Essex.
25:44But...
25:44So, not East London.
25:45Those are three different places.
25:46I mean, I'm inside that M25.
25:49Right.
25:50So, I'm just going to say that's East London.
25:51What did you say you did for a living?
25:53Power network maintenance engineer.
25:56It's just like, yeah, keeping the power in your house sort of thing.
26:00Thanks.
26:01Thanks.
26:02It's all right.
26:03I got used on one.
26:03I used to base the attractiveness of the boys I could get, like,
26:09dribbling on my teeth.
26:12Sorry, go on.
26:14Take all that.
26:15Running on my teeth.
26:17How tall are you?
26:18I'm 190.
26:19Like, 6'2".
26:20Fuck.
26:22Is that okay, or...?
26:23I don't use that system.
26:256'2", 6'3".
26:26Okay, there you go.
26:27You are five-something.
26:28Five-five.
26:29Five-five.
26:30Five-five.
26:31Five-five.
26:31Five-five.
26:32Really?
26:32Where are you from?
26:33Southampton.
26:34Southampton?
26:35Yeah.
26:35Do you know where that is?
26:36A D store.
26:38Where is it?
26:39It's, like, next to, like, Northampton, no?
26:41Near Northampton?
26:42Near Northampton?
26:43Like, wait, if Southampton's here...
26:44No!
26:46Northampton's all the way up.
26:48Southampton's right at the bottom.
26:49You know, like Bournemouth, Portsmouth?
26:51Is it, like, at Westampton?
26:53Or at Eastampton?
26:54No.
26:55I'm getting a better sort of inkling of the people that I'm gonna,
26:58like, maybe explore a little bit more with.
27:01Okay, Dora!
27:04Okay, Dora?
27:05Oh, that's so funny.
27:07That sucks, Tony says to Harrison.
27:09Go explore then, Dora.
27:11Hey!
27:14Hey, that's a good point.
27:16Let's see if Dora has been exploring.
27:21Dora!мо!
27:23Come on,
27:24Dora! Alright! T
27:26-t
27:27-t-t-t-t-Tora.
27:31Let's go!
27:32Dora, Dora, Dora, the explorer
27:35Dora!
27:36He sounds super cool, I splododora
27:39Need your help, grab your backpack
27:41Let's go, jump in
27:43Falling on!
27:44You can't leave the way
27:47Hey! Hey!
27:49T-T-T-Tora, T-T-T-Tora, T-T-T-Tora
27:52Swiper, no swiping, swiper, no swiping
27:54Oh, man!
27:56Dora the Explorer
27:59Dora is exploring real bad
28:01Someone gave that man a map
28:04D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
28:07Dora the Explorer
28:10The announcement of raunchy races
28:12Sent a jolt of excitement
28:14Cursing through casa and the villa
28:16And the stakes were high
28:18As the winner would earn themselves a party
28:22The oldest girl must lick
28:24the six-pack of the fittest boy but who could do it the fastest
28:33emma and connor were the fastest who's emma oh that's that's that's harry's
28:39harry's ex ronji races the name emma this is all giving me deja vu who the
28:46fuck is emma guys this is unseen bets let's see something we haven't seen before
29:08that's more like it oh my gosh the islander who's traveled the furthest to find love must put the
29:15boy or girl they fancy the most in their favorite sex position australia australia australia just
29:21what are you doing no but you should have been over there go tony go go go sit down quick
29:29one
29:30right get up get up get up she went so in the bedroom do you do that yeah i think
29:41we're good
29:41i think we're good lads up down cast a win
29:53the girl whose name come last in the alphabet must snog every boy yeah it's quick guys quick quick
29:58quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick
30:16yes this ain't time for posture babe this is time for snogging guys she went to kiss real
30:22i don't know why i kiss the girls the guys i hear the teeth crash bro
30:28i have teeth crash bro
30:30the boys were just sat there i was like stand up
30:33yeah
30:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
30:35Yo, meen Vilo win.
30:37What the fuck?
30:38Meen Vilo win!
30:39Meen Vilo win!
30:41Oh!
30:43Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
30:47Nervous!
30:48That's what I like to see.
30:49Fuck yeah.
30:50Graceful in victory, the essence of good sportsmanship.
30:59Being in casa is all about finding a good match,
31:02and Harry and Rio are taking that literally.
31:06I've got a multi-coloured shirt.
31:07Oh, I'll go for it then.
31:08Yeah, I'll wear the multi-coloured shirt.
31:11So we could have a little multi-coloured action.
31:13Yeah.
31:14Like, erm...
31:15Matchy-matchy.
31:16What's that, er...
31:18Is it Jason and the Technicoloured dreamcoat?
31:21Joseph.
31:22Joseph, that's it.
31:23Yeah, yeah.
31:23Yeah.
31:24Do you know I have biblical dreams all the time?
31:26Like, I actually think I'm a prophet or something.
31:28Biblical?
31:29Yeah.
31:30Are you quite religious?
31:30No.
31:32But ever since I was tiny, I've had, like, proper biblical dreams.
31:36Like, every five...
31:36Four or five years, I'll have, like, a Bible dream.
31:40Really?
31:40First one was I literally pushed Moses down the River Nile.
31:44What?
31:45Yeah.
31:45Like, it was vivid.
31:46Remember it?
31:47Wow.
31:47I've been swallowed by oil, erm...
31:49Like Jonah.
31:51No.
31:52Erm...
31:52I was there when the Red Sea was parted.
31:55Erm...
31:56What was the other one?
31:56How did that go?
31:57How did that happen?
31:58Do you know what a moment that was?
32:00What a moment that was.
32:03That's wild.
32:04Yeah, I didn't...
32:05When was your last one?
32:06When did you last have a biblical dream?
32:09About three years ago.
32:10It was the whale one.
32:22Three years, okay.
32:23I'm not sure Harry is religious real.
32:26He thinks Jesus' parents were Mary and Jason.
32:36The new boys are on a grafting break.
32:38And have you ever wondered what question keeps the people of Barnsley up at night?
32:43Do you think we're landing at Moon?
32:45Ooh.
32:45Ooh, that's a good one.
32:46That was fake.
32:47I...
32:47I just think if we did, why have we not gone back since?
32:50Yeah.
32:50That's where...
32:51Because we've got much better technology now.
32:53Yeah.
32:53Moon landing a hoax?
32:55Potentially.
32:56I don't...
32:56I just don't know.
32:58What about pyramids?
32:59Because how...
33:00How did the pyramids get built?
33:01Yeah.
33:02That's a good one.
33:02Ain't no way.
33:03No, but there's...
33:04Aliens.
33:05Like, they rolled loads of stuff.
33:07Like, they had, like, stuff that was, like, circular and they rolled the...
33:11To build the pyramids?
33:12Yeah.
33:13This isn't a conspiracy theory, but what came first, the chicken or the egg?
33:19Surely science knows the answer to that question.
33:21I feel like it has to be the chicken, though.
33:23But how did the chicken get there?
33:25Few genetic mutate...
33:26How did anything get here?
33:27We mutated.
33:28Cells mutated.
33:29But that is maddened.
33:30When you think about it, how did nothing become something?
33:33Like, there was just a ball of hot gas and rock, and then it just started getting weird.
33:37And fucking...
33:38And then we arrived.
33:39Yeah.
33:41Who figured out that milk came from cows?
33:44Whoever did is a fucking weirdo, man.
33:47I don't know.
33:47Well, is it like...
33:48You know when human women are milking?
33:52Obviously, they get to the point where if they don't release the milk, if they don't
33:55feed the baby, then it just comes out anyway.
33:57So maybe somebody saw in a field...
33:59That's what you want to know.
34:00That's what you want.
34:00Somebody just was looking in a field and going, that cow is leaking.
34:03Guys, do you know how much weight one breast from the cow?
34:08Like, from boob?
34:09From booby?
34:10How heavy it is?
34:11Yeah, how heavy it is one breast?
34:13The udders.
34:14Udder.
34:14Yeah, this thing, yeah.
34:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:16How heavy?
34:17Are you asking or you know?
34:18I know.
34:19I'm asking you, do you know?
34:20No.
34:20Two kilos?
34:2150kg, bro.
34:2350kg?
34:2450kg, one, yeah.
34:25Ah, we need to fact check that.
34:26The whole udder, I feel like, maybe, but...
34:29Is it full of milk?
34:30You can't just chop...
34:31That's like chopping a nipple off and saying, that's going to be 10 kilos.
34:34That's heavy, that.
34:36So...
34:36It's getting deep.
34:37Yeah, man.
34:39Probably won't make it on air.
34:40It will make it on air, and we'll milk it for all it's worth.
35:02Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, where the boys are up to no good.
35:08I look no good in that.
35:10No, it's no good.
35:12That's no good.
35:15No, that's no good.
35:16I look no good in that.
35:17That's no good.
35:18So take a seat.
35:20But not on your hairbrush, Andrada.
35:23Why am I like this?
35:25As we're about to conclude our castle week in style.
35:30Sorry.
35:30There are more kisses coming, so you might want to freshen up.
35:36Or maybe not.
35:39What are you doing?
35:40I'm so sorry.
35:41That was rotten.
35:43Fucking hell.
35:44You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
35:49Time is running out for the new boys to impress the girls.
35:52Luckily, Cash is there to teach them his skills in the bedroom.
35:55I'll teach you, like, a...
35:57It's got to be simple.
35:59Some footwork I can do on stage.
36:00Yeah, just slow it down.
36:01Or, like, paraply.
36:02Extra slow, extra slow.
36:03Extra slow, yeah.
36:05Here.
36:06Then toe here.
36:07Heel.
36:09In.
36:10Yeah? Yeah.
36:11Go again.
36:12Here.
36:13Here.
36:15Heel.
36:15In.
36:22Heel.
36:24Toe.
36:25Toe.
36:26In.
36:28Heel.
36:28Toe.
36:30In.
36:31Toe.
36:32Toe.
36:34Toe.
36:36Full pace, will be...
36:41That's full pace.
36:42Okay, so we have a request. Yeah, so after this when we do this we're all gonna go that the
36:48boris like
36:52I'm with that
36:57Wait, I want to see Boris do at the front
37:04Like the whole thing I
37:09Thought the boys could pick it up pretty well, and they did they smashed it Boris surprised me
37:12I didn't expect Boris to catch it as good as he did and even ended up adding in his own
37:18Five six seven eight
37:28I took it seriously because you never knows maybe once I come out from here. I'm gonna try to be
37:34professional professional dancer
37:35Five six seven eight
37:37Oh
37:37Oh
38:06We're good
38:08Right go on
38:09Give me a little English lesson, you know
38:11Do you know what intellectual means? No
38:13Do you know what discombobulated means? Discombobulated
38:15Because that way it sounds confusing to me. I just say it's confusing
38:19Yeah, basically, but Lucy isn't the only one learning new things. This is
38:24School of Casa
38:26What is that?
38:27That's a cute
38:28Cozy
38:29Huh?
38:31Cozy isn't it?
38:32Cozy?
38:32No, a Cozy
38:33Oh Cozy
38:34No, a Cozy
38:36It's Cozy the accent
38:37What are you talking?
38:38A Cozy
38:39Cozy
38:39Oh my god, I've never heard of that before in my life
38:43Oh
38:45What's tea in the evening?
38:47A dinner, lunch, yeah
38:48What do you say, like supper?
38:49No
38:50No, like the last supper
38:51No, like I say I'll have my tea and then if I get I'll have a little snack in the
38:55night
38:56That's supper, yeah, yeah
38:57What supper?
38:57Suppers after dinner tea
38:59Oh
39:00I love the way you say it too
39:01Supper
39:02And he said his, what do you say his terms were?
39:05Physical touch, kisses and foreplay
39:07Oh
39:08What's that mean?
39:09Oh
39:10I think, I think I'm too young to know that, what, what's that mean?
39:15What is it? I've never heard it like that, in that, in that thing
39:18What am I playing?
39:20Yeah, what's that?
39:21Just tell me now, what is it, like 30 to all?
39:24It's like the build up
39:25Oh
39:27Tate, do you know what I mean?
39:28Do you know what I mean?
39:31Good try, good try
39:32Ten for effort
39:35Don't be disheartened if they don't pick it up straight away, Lucy
39:38Saying that, I spent three months trying to teach my dog to skateboard
39:42Total waste of time
39:53It's Mmmmmmmmmetделbananza
39:54Casa edition
39:56after sun
39:58outraed Stanford
40:00yeah, that's what I meant, yeah yeah yeah yeah
40:02I'll get it right next week
40:03And this wee guy has to see our Islanders' best dance moves.
40:07Guys, I can't dance.
40:09Double shimmy-shimmy. Popping and locking.
40:12One of these.
40:14We do a bit of this.
40:18Look.
40:19Yeah, you want to get cash in here, I'll show you some dance moves.
40:21It's pretty easy, then.
40:23What did I just show you?
40:27This is my signature. It's called the Dirt Bounce.
40:29And you just bounce.
40:33I can't really twerk anymore, I don't think.
40:36That's my best one.
40:39I can really move my hips well now.
40:43I can know that's really bad.
40:44Actually quite good. That's a scary thing.
40:46I think I was just born. I kind of came out of the womb doing it, to be honest.
40:52Just a little...
40:55Concentration.
40:56Woo!
40:58That's literally what I do.
40:59I don't really dance.
41:01Just with shoulders, you know, like, nonchalant.
41:03Ba, ba, ba, ba.
41:05Let me just loosen up a little bit.
41:07There it is.
41:09She don't see you.
41:10Uh-huh.
41:10Now you're already close to her.
41:12Ah, ba.
41:13I bet I can pull, boys, with this one.
41:15Do you reckon?
41:16Ba.
41:17And you go on the right side.
41:18Left side.
41:19Yeah.
41:20Yeah.
41:24Yeah, that's the angle.
41:28In the shower.
41:30Shower.
41:31You even do start doing the alphabet.
41:32You do A.
41:33B.
41:35C.
41:35That's a good one.
41:36This one.
41:38Like, you've got a headache.
41:39Oh, I can't cushion.
41:40Let's just give it to that.
41:42F.
41:43G.
41:43That's a good one, because you go back that way.
41:45Go H.
41:46And then go back down.
41:48So much easier to salsa with someone.
41:52Oh, my God.
41:53Should I do the robot?
41:54Everyone says I'm AI-generated anyway, so...
41:58Oh!
42:03That was so shit.
42:06My tongue.
42:08ABCD, FGH, I...
42:10And then go, and then go back that way.
42:12And I have to say, I'm a real human.
42:14I'm not AI-generated.
42:15I wish I was, though.
42:16I do feel like an alien sometimes.
42:22I feel like Peter Crouch.
42:25K. That was a bad K, but, you know...
42:29And done. Done.
42:32See ya!
42:33Come back next time for some more...
42:36BEAT A BONANZA!
42:44With Casa over, we found ourselves round the fire pit.
42:47And there was healing...
42:50There is not enough dressing tables for all these heels walking in.
42:55..reeling...
42:55Fuck off!
42:58What the fuck?
43:00..and then Emily and Giorgio were sent wheeling...
43:04Oh, for fuck's sake!
43:06..but for the survivors, the true horrors of what went on in Casa
43:10were still to be revealed.
43:17Where's our six penises?
43:24Sorry. Sorry.
43:27Come back tomorrow night for the fallout.
43:39There's some Love Island legends propping up the bar in Aftersun tomorrow.
43:43India Polak, Amy Hart, Josh Ritchie, Sophie Piper with Sam Thompson,
43:47and Maya, of course.
43:48We're getting the gossip straight after the main show.
43:51Here next, though, how are the guys feeling the pressure?
43:53It's Olivia Ratwood, The Price of Perfection.
43:56We're all good at you.
44:00It's Hannah Lester.
44:00We're all good at you.
44:04And we'll be getting the gossip.
44:08And this is FFour life.
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