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Love Island (UK) - Season 12 - Episode 55
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00:00:00Are you excited?
00:00:00Tonight, it might be our final Unseen Bits show,
00:00:04but we're still spicing things up.
00:00:06Really spicy food, that hurts your bum.
00:00:09What?
00:00:10Our Islanders will be walking the walk,
00:00:12talking the talk, and showing off
00:00:14their questionable talents.
00:00:17When it comes to Unseen Exclusives,
00:00:20we've got your back.
00:00:22So let's do it before the wheels
00:00:24start to come off.
00:00:26Nah, this is no good.
00:00:28And they all get too big for their boots.
00:00:30Unseen Bits will do me justice.
00:00:32It's the final show, but don't feel blue.
00:00:35Rub your hands together with Glee,
00:00:37because the mother of all spin-offs
00:00:39has got your back.
00:00:41You might think I'm kidding,
00:00:43but it's going to be magic.
00:00:44I'm going to get out of here.
00:00:49Strap in for the series finale of
00:00:52Love Island Unseen Bits.
00:00:59That sounded quite good to me, though.
00:01:15Me and Megan had a kiss under a terrace.
00:01:17The final is almost here.
00:01:20We could go in the hide around.
00:01:21I hate you.
00:01:25Love you too.
00:01:27No, you don't.
00:01:28This series has been epic.
00:01:31Go on Shaggy Good Time Girl.
00:01:33It's so done.
00:01:36Twice.
00:01:37No, it was three times, actually.
00:01:39Oh, my God!
00:01:41The Love Island bosses are over the moons.
00:01:45Do you have a threesome with me and Tony?
00:01:49How do you think that makes me feel?
00:01:51Yeah, but the last reason.
00:01:52Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick.
00:01:54A little smug.
00:01:55Lanky lampo.
00:01:56The connections made in the villa
00:01:58are a sign of the shape of things to come,
00:02:01and that shape turns out to be a triangle.
00:02:04So many triangles.
00:02:06Harry's of Shakira, but like Helena.
00:02:08There was Tony, Harris and Lauren.
00:02:11Helena, Harris and Tony.
00:02:13There was Harry, Emma, Helena.
00:02:16Tony, Harris and Cash.
00:02:18Tommy, Megan, Connor.
00:02:20Megan, Connor, Emily.
00:02:22Dijon, Meg, Milisha.
00:02:24Dijon, Meg, Andrada.
00:02:26Dijon, Yasmin and Tony.
00:02:28That was more of a threesome, but who's counting?
00:02:31And even Blue tried the triangle.
00:02:34Angel, Ty, Blue.
00:02:35Blue, Yasmin, Jamie.
00:02:38But he got a double pie.
00:02:44And using the Love Island calculator
00:02:46I just borrowed from the finance department,
00:02:49we could deduce that 11 times triangles
00:02:51equates to an equilateral parallelogram
00:02:53multiplied by the hypotenuse of the obtuse love rhombus
00:02:56divided by the power infinite unearthed clips
00:02:59plus one love heart
00:03:00equals an A-grade final episode
00:03:02of Love Island Unseen Bits.
00:03:06And yes, I have no idea what I just said.
00:03:09What you think it is?
00:03:11So if you want to watch your Islanders bomb
00:03:16wind each other up
00:03:18I can't really take off.
00:03:20You've got to speed up.
00:03:21What you think it is?
00:03:23Getting everything out in the open
00:03:24He's welching, he's welching, he's welching.
00:03:27It's not coming out. It's not coming out.
00:03:29Aw.
00:03:31There it is.
00:03:31And a little too handsy...
00:03:34Did you used to play that?
00:03:37What are we getting there?
00:03:40Then you can count on us.
00:03:4231, I'll go.
00:03:4332, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38.
00:03:49Oh, blue, Jesus Christ!
00:03:52No, no, Mike!
00:03:53Oh, Mike!
00:03:56It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
00:03:59What do you think it is?
00:04:03Here's an unseen bit of Thai
00:04:04trying to spice things up with Angel
00:04:06but it's all coming off a little eggy.
00:04:09Oh, what have you put on the eggs?
00:04:11A little bit of chilli...
00:04:12Oh, you don't mind.
00:04:13No, no, no.
00:04:14No, it's not hot.
00:04:15No, no, no, I'll be fine.
00:04:16I'll do it.
00:04:17Have you put cheese on this?
00:04:19I actually am.
00:04:20It genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?
00:04:23That looks like cheese.
00:04:24Wait, what?
00:04:25No, no, it's butter.
00:04:26It is butter.
00:04:27I like cheese.
00:04:28Yeah, it's cheese.
00:04:30I don't get why people like spicy food.
00:04:33When you have really spicy food,
00:04:34it hurts your bum.
00:04:36It hurts your bum?
00:04:37I've heard that, like,
00:04:39if it's really spicy,
00:04:40it's, like, come spicy out of your bum.
00:04:42Oh, we're meeting!
00:04:43Oh, my God!
00:04:45Oh, it's a bit spicy out of your bum.
00:04:47Is that spicy for you?
00:04:48That wasn't that bad.
00:04:50This is not much of a kick to me.
00:04:52Not that bad.
00:04:52You're drinking water right after it.
00:04:57You don't have to eat it if it's spicy.
00:05:01Shall I get you a pint of milk?
00:05:04You're going to be having a spicy poo after this.
00:05:07That's it, Angel.
00:05:08Wash away the sting
00:05:09and look forward to finding out
00:05:11if it's true about the hurtie bum.
00:05:19Since returning to the villa,
00:05:20Blue has made a racket about finding love
00:05:22and this week he finally worked out a way
00:05:24to meet his match.
00:05:26Does anyone want to play tennis?
00:05:28Where's the racket?
00:05:30In your hand.
00:05:31Where's the ball?
00:05:33Where's the net?
00:05:33What, invisible tennis?
00:05:39That sounded quite good, to be fair.
00:05:43That's good.
00:05:44Someone hit him one back, then.
00:05:45Go on, Angel.
00:05:46I reckon you can hit one back.
00:05:51Angel does more table tennis.
00:06:05I can't even do that.
00:06:06I can't even do that.
00:06:22This is quite insane.
00:06:33Why am I watching?
00:06:33Why am I, my head going back and forth?
00:06:35He's getting so into it.
00:06:39How does he do it so loud, though?
00:06:56Oh, that's how he's doing it.
00:06:57It's not.
00:07:03Good match.
00:07:04That was entertaining, that.
00:07:06Started getting invested.
00:07:07That's definitely going on Unseen Bits.
00:07:10That is on Unseen Bits.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:13Actually, I don't even think they were recording.
00:07:15We're always recording, Meg,
00:07:17and the fact that Blue has literally invented Unseen Tennis,
00:07:20it would be rude not to include it.
00:07:26Earlier this week, Dijon uttered the words
00:07:28every girl wants to hear at least once in her life.
00:07:31Go, Terrence.
00:07:32Oh.
00:07:33Then followed it up with a better set of words.
00:07:36I do.
00:07:38Love you.
00:07:40I love you, too.
00:07:41Pass the tissues.
00:07:43I think I've got something in my eye.
00:07:47Actually, keep the tissues.
00:07:48Meg's going to need them to dry her bum.
00:07:50Is my bum really wet?
00:07:52It looks like you wet yourself.
00:07:54Oh, really?
00:07:56You're that excited, that sounds like I love you, babe.
00:07:58Oh, no.
00:07:59Oh, no.
00:08:02That is so embarrassing.
00:08:04I'm going to have to get the hairdryer on, that.
00:08:06And the romantic words just kept on coming.
00:08:09Someone's defo took a shit down there.
00:08:11Can you smell that?
00:08:14Nah, nah, nah, this is no good.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17Enjoy, sure, eh?
00:08:20I think they've got their pads on, though, so it's fucking burning.
00:08:24Oh, they're clearly head over heels.
00:08:25I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy arse in front of the man you love, then what can
00:08:30you do?
00:08:32That's what I have to do.
00:08:40By the final week on Love Island, you expect everyone to be coupled up and settled down, but this rampant
00:08:45lot are going back on the pool.
00:08:47Can you do three pull-ups?
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:51Actually, I haven't tried, I don't know.
00:08:52Tony, is that how much Tony could do?
00:08:54She could do three, yeah.
00:08:56Okay, I'm going to try and do four.
00:08:57Okay, let's go see it.
00:08:59Did you jump the first time?
00:09:01Did you jump?
00:09:02How else are you going to get up there?
00:09:03Fucking no, just reach.
00:09:05I went this way.
00:09:06Like this?
00:09:07Yeah.
00:09:07That's easier, to be fair.
00:09:08Is it?
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:11One.
00:09:11Oh, my God.
00:09:12Oh, wow.
00:09:13Two.
00:09:14What the fuck?
00:09:14Oh, wow.
00:09:16Go on, Yas.
00:09:17Yes, Yas.
00:09:18Go on, Yas.
00:09:19What the fuck?
00:09:20Oh, why did you just...
00:09:25That was just a crazy 30 seconds.
00:09:28I looked over, Yas was doing pull-ups.
00:09:30I didn't believe you were doing the rolly-poly.
00:09:34How does she still have this fucking posture, bro?
00:09:38Wow.
00:09:39All my days.
00:09:40Come on.
00:09:41Oh, God, the ankles.
00:09:42That was so good.
00:09:43I know.
00:09:44Trust Yas to turn an exercise class into finishing school.
00:09:47That's a tough act for Tony to follow, but we know she's up for the challenge.
00:09:52Just lock in.
00:09:53One.
00:09:54Cash down, help.
00:09:57Come on.
00:09:59I'm not feeling it today.
00:10:00I'm not feeling it on any day, Tony.
00:10:03The only pull-up I do is at the drive-thru for a family bucket for one.
00:10:14In this series, our Islanders have brewed up more fart footage than in previous years.
00:10:18It got so bad, something had to be done.
00:10:21So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa.
00:10:24No beans, still.
00:10:26Baked beans?
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:27There's some in there?
00:10:28No, we scrammed them all.
00:10:29Have you actually seen them?
00:10:30I saw one this morning.
00:10:31No, you didn't.
00:10:31Yeah, I did.
00:10:32Where?
00:10:33In the back?
00:10:35What, not those sweet thorns?
00:10:36There's a can of baked beans in there.
00:10:40It's Love Island Unseen Beans.
00:10:44When did you see this?
00:10:45This morning.
00:10:46Are you being serious?
00:10:47No, I swear to God.
00:10:48Are you being serious?
00:10:49There's a can of baked beans.
00:10:50I've just ransacked that.
00:10:53I swear to God, it was on the top shelf.
00:10:55On the top shelf?
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:56She pulled out everything at the bottom.
00:10:58It said baked beans on it with like...
00:11:00Yeah, yeah, top shelf.
00:11:03Like 100,000% there's a...
00:11:06Look, there's no beans in here.
00:11:09Oh!
00:11:11Fuck off.
00:11:18No, I never doubted you.
00:11:19I never doubted it.
00:11:23I've never been so happy.
00:11:25Blue, that's unbelievable from you.
00:11:28No, this is a delicacy.
00:11:31I'm so happy!
00:11:37Bosh, bosh, bosh.
00:11:39I'm so excited.
00:11:44I want the cheese in the beans.
00:11:49Can you check it?
00:11:54That looks like you just threw up on your plate.
00:11:57It's a no from me, dog.
00:11:59You guys don't even know what good food is.
00:12:01You're fucking British.
00:12:03Don't knock the great British beans, Tony,
00:12:06or an Elwyn might just end up blowing your way.
00:12:17We're going to get all the girls here.
00:12:19Girls, can you come over here, please?
00:12:21This week, one of the world's major conflicts was resolved
00:12:24and the great global powers were brought together
00:12:26in an atmosphere of peace and unity
00:12:28by a powerful American.
00:12:31Tony.
00:12:31No more divide.
00:12:33No more tears.
00:12:33No more screaming.
00:12:35Let's hug it out then.
00:12:35Come on.
00:12:37So far, so main show.
00:12:39Bow up and nuke!
00:12:43Come back to find out.
00:13:01It's Love Island Unseen Bits,
00:13:03the show that will leave you tickled pink.
00:13:06Hey, sexy.
00:13:08Pink to make the girls wink.
00:13:11You have to wink at him.
00:13:13That's a British saying.
00:13:14Hey.
00:13:19We've been poking around
00:13:20to find all the funny stuff from the week.
00:13:23No, it's too limp.
00:13:25So do try and keep up.
00:13:29Oh, yeah.
00:13:30Come on.
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:32That's no good, that.
00:13:34I just crushed my nuts like doing that.
00:13:37Because this is something you won't want to miss.
00:13:40Yeah!
00:13:42So cross your legs, close your eyes,
00:13:45and hope for the best.
00:13:46I said close your eyes, Jamie.
00:13:49Namaste, bitch.
00:13:51Come on and dive in.
00:13:54That's right.
00:13:56No more divide?
00:13:57No more divide.
00:13:58Before the break,
00:13:59we showed you a clip of this group hug
00:14:01from the main show.
00:14:02And as we all know,
00:14:03it didn't resolve anything.
00:14:04Well, here's...
00:14:08What about next?
00:14:10Love you.
00:14:12Oh, yeah.
00:14:12Get that gum.
00:14:14Oh!
00:14:16Not on the rubbers!
00:14:17Not on the rubbers!
00:14:19So sorry, Megan.
00:14:20Oh, how's...
00:14:21Let's go get some...
00:14:22It's smashed!
00:14:23I'll go get some blue roll.
00:14:25That is a metaphor.
00:14:27That is symbolic.
00:14:29It's a sign
00:14:30that all the tears and tantrums
00:14:32were just a storm in a sippy cup.
00:14:35Wake up and spill...
00:14:36Sorry.
00:14:37Smell the coffee.
00:14:44Ty might be coupled up with Angel,
00:14:46but they are still both on the pool.
00:14:48Come on, then, sexy.
00:14:49Show me what you got.
00:14:50Right, this is...
00:14:50You're going to...
00:14:51I want you to do one of these.
00:14:54OK.
00:14:58One!
00:15:00One!
00:15:01Two!
00:15:02Two!
00:15:02He's fucking flying!
00:15:04He's going...
00:15:05Three!
00:15:06Three!
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:08Whoa!
00:15:09Come on, you're going on!
00:15:12Five!
00:15:13Fucking hell!
00:15:14All right!
00:15:17Wow, you smashed it!
00:15:18Wow!
00:15:21I'm in a good mood!
00:15:24You feel like you got...
00:15:26Is that for my legs, though?
00:15:27Yeah, you just go down.
00:15:28Come on!
00:15:29Oh, fuck!
00:15:32I'm going on, I'm going on!
00:15:33You've got it.
00:15:34Come on!
00:15:36Good mood, good mood, good mood!
00:15:40Oh, yeah, that's easy!
00:15:42Easy?
00:15:42Go on, then, I want 100.
00:15:44You're flying with them.
00:15:46That's really easy.
00:15:47Why is that so easy?
00:15:47You've got to go lower.
00:15:50Do this in my sleep!
00:15:52You want me to try that?
00:15:54Seriously?
00:15:56Nah.
00:15:57Can you squat me?
00:15:58Yeah, I can.
00:16:01Oh, God, can I?
00:16:04Don't doubt yourself, you've got it.
00:16:08Oh, really?
00:16:09Look at all that, this.
00:16:12Look at the moth.
00:16:17Are you trying to do one leg?
00:16:20Oi!
00:16:21Get a room!
00:16:23Ideally, one full of gym equipment.
00:16:30Yasmin, I've got a great question for you.
00:16:32Would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
00:16:35I hate would-you-rather questions.
00:16:38Like, you know when someone's like,
00:16:39oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
00:16:41I'm like, who gives a fuck?
00:16:42It's not happening to me at this moment in time.
00:16:45So why would I give it much thought?
00:16:47Or, like, would you rather...
00:16:49Do you get what I mean?
00:16:50Like, I hate stupid questions like that.
00:16:52Mm.
00:16:53Hate stupid questions.
00:16:54I hate it.
00:16:56Do you know what I mean, though?
00:16:58I'm like, why...
00:16:58You're so passionate about it.
00:17:00You're so passionate.
00:17:01It's so annoying.
00:17:02I hate it when people do that.
00:17:04I hate it.
00:17:07Yeah.
00:17:09You're right.
00:17:14I'm not a hole.
00:17:16You're right?
00:17:17Yeah, I'm actually great.
00:17:19Thanks for asking.
00:17:22It was a great clip for us,
00:17:24but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin.
00:17:27I walked into that one, though.
00:17:35On this show, we encourage our islanders to crack on,
00:17:38but sometimes cracking on should be left to the professionals.
00:17:42Be serious.
00:17:43Oh!
00:17:44I feel like this is the one I do.
00:17:46No, I know.
00:17:46I know that one.
00:17:47No, this is the one I do.
00:17:48Come here.
00:17:49What?
00:17:49Breathe in.
00:17:52Oh, God.
00:17:55He's just put him into it.
00:18:00He's calm.
00:18:12So weird the way he's just wearing this thing.
00:18:20Oh, no!
00:18:27It's going to be sore for like 10 seconds.
00:18:29Keep breathing.
00:18:30It's going to be sore for like 10 seconds.
00:18:32Keep breathing.
00:18:33Oh.
00:18:34Oh, yeah.
00:18:37What the fuck is going on here?
00:18:39Just keep breathing.
00:18:44Oh, what are we doing here?
00:18:47He's giving him a release of the hamstrings.
00:18:56Oh, man, that's too much.
00:19:01Blue hasn't made noises like that
00:19:03since he accidentally got locked in his mum's sex shop.
00:19:06I'll have the same treatment, please, Connor.
00:19:08Back crack.
00:19:10And I'll probably get the sack.
00:19:18I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit.
00:19:21My script describes it as
00:19:22Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful.
00:19:25Let me know when it's safe to look.
00:19:28Shakira, say fresh frozen fish five times fast.
00:19:31Fresh frozen fish.
00:19:32Fresh frozen fish.
00:19:33Fresh frozen fish.
00:19:34Fresh frozen fish.
00:19:36Fresh.
00:19:37Fresh.
00:19:38Fresh frozen fish.
00:19:40Fresh frozen fish.
00:19:42Can you do red, lorry, yellow, lorry?
00:19:44What?
00:19:45Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
00:19:47Lorry?
00:19:47Lorry.
00:19:56Lorry, yeah.
00:19:58Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
00:19:59Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
00:20:01Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
00:20:01I think your accent helps you there.
00:20:03Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
00:20:04Red, lorry.
00:20:05You have to do it really fast
00:20:06and you stop saying yoli.
00:20:08Go on.
00:20:09The word is lorry.
00:20:10L-O-R-R-R-Y.
00:20:12Do you know how lorries in America?
00:20:1318 wheelers.
00:20:14Oh, yeah.
00:20:1618 wheelers.
00:20:17Is that what you don't call it?
00:20:18Yes.
00:20:19A semi truck.
00:20:20That's a joke.
00:20:21Red, lorry, yellow, lorry.
00:20:24Go on, Cash.
00:20:26Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.
00:20:30Faster.
00:20:31Why are you calling a lorry?
00:20:32It's a lorry.
00:20:34Lorry.
00:20:34She says lorry, but I say it's lorry.
00:20:37Well, it's whatever.
00:20:38It's the same thing, but she has an accent.
00:20:39Lorry.
00:20:40It's a lorry.
00:20:41Lorry.
00:20:42Lorry.
00:20:43Lorry.
00:20:44I'm running.
00:20:45Toodle-oo, Tony.
00:20:46Say ta-ta before they try to trip you with another terrifying tricky tongue twister.
00:20:53Whoa!
00:20:54Good catch, Cash!
00:20:55Which is also a tongue twister.
00:20:57Try saying good catch, Cash five times in a row if you don't believe me.
00:21:09Bobo!
00:21:10Hey, yo, yo, yo!
00:21:22We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week when their friends and family dropped
00:21:25by, so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
00:21:31I can't believe I'm here.
00:21:33It's actually mental.
00:21:35It's nuts.
00:21:36I've honestly thought, I've only packed for fucking Casa.
00:21:39I didn't bring enough stuff.
00:21:40Been borrowing stuff.
00:21:41I wore commando three nights in a row.
00:21:44Got jeans on with no boxes.
00:21:46He killed.
00:21:48Oh, wait.
00:21:49Yeah, see you look.
00:21:49No, go again, sorry.
00:21:52Sorry.
00:21:53Sorry.
00:21:55And these next ones are totally unseen.
00:21:58There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits.
00:22:01You were, like, in the kitchen getting something from the fridge.
00:22:04And I forget whose burger was missing, but there was a missing burger.
00:22:08And Ian, so he's like, it must be Tony, Americans love the burger.
00:22:13I was dying.
00:22:15You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
00:22:17Oh, did they show it?
00:22:18We saw it on the Unseen Bits.
00:22:21Did you see my knee?
00:22:22Did it buckle?
00:22:23Yeah, it did.
00:22:24Backflip, you were, like, rolling to the side and then...
00:22:28Then the next shot is just you on the bed with the peas on.
00:22:32I don't know if you guys saw, but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace on my birthday
00:22:36at the end of the night.
00:22:37Yeah.
00:22:37Whole entire dress, split down the back.
00:22:40Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.
00:22:42They showed it.
00:22:43And that's why you wore a robe when you went to the party to talk to Shakira.
00:22:46No, we was a bit worried.
00:22:48Like, when we did see that, we thought, oh, we look good together in the mirror.
00:22:50My, like, my baby gets, oh, I don't really...
00:22:53What's up?
00:22:55You're gonna be on Unseen Bits.
00:22:58We wouldn't do that to you.
00:23:00Or would we?
00:23:02It's...
00:23:02Family gets scared by something.
00:23:06Oh, it's a family.
00:23:09Here's one more unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
00:23:13As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen, Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
00:23:17But...
00:23:18What happened next?
00:23:21Ah!
00:23:22Come back to find out.
00:23:35Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
00:23:38There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
00:23:41There's that when I went back.
00:23:44Oh, my God!
00:23:45Oh, my God!
00:23:46Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
00:23:49Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
00:23:51So don't tap out.
00:23:54Ow, fuck.
00:23:56I had bottled the tap.
00:23:57You're German.
00:23:58Even from you, that's pretty work.
00:24:00The end might be inside, but hey, guys, that's nothing to dance about.
00:24:05We've saved the best jokes for last.
00:24:08I've got a text!
00:24:11Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
00:24:15Is she joking or is she serious?
00:24:20Were they joking?
00:24:22Did you fall for that?
00:24:24Yeah!
00:24:30Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.
00:24:35Well, here's...
00:24:39What are you doing, Alice?
00:24:41Checking out my lip liner.
00:24:45Can you see it?
00:24:47Yeah, it's a mirror, isn't it?
00:24:48It's not a mirror, but...
00:24:49She was bin, that's better.
00:24:51What?
00:24:51Bin's better.
00:24:52And then...
00:24:52Then we had to, like...
00:24:54Talk about...
00:24:55She just got knocked out by the bin.
00:25:02OK, next series, I'm getting rid of the make-up room
00:25:04and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy top bin instead.
00:25:13Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology
00:25:16and it has been using a brand-new AI model known as Cat GPT
00:25:20to make the show this series.
00:25:21I'm going to do a light job.
00:25:24Go on, Yass.
00:25:25I'm just going to do a light job.
00:25:27Just a light job.
00:25:27Nothing too strenuous.
00:25:32If I sit down, I'm actually...
00:25:33My eyes are just closing.
00:25:35I'm shutting down.
00:25:37The robot is shutting down.
00:25:40Yeah.
00:25:41She needs, like, oil or something.
00:25:43I don't get dizzy.
00:25:44System update, guys.
00:25:47Oh, apologies.
00:25:48The Yass GPT has got a system update.
00:25:52Oh, apologies.
00:25:53The Yass GPT is updating.
00:25:55The whole show is stuck in a loop.
00:25:58It's got a system update.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:10You've got to turn around.
00:26:11Come on, you're still going.
00:26:13Need a wee.
00:26:22Why do you keep doing it until I get bored?
00:26:26Oh, no.
00:26:27This is stuck now.
00:26:28Hang on.
00:26:29Let me press this button.
00:26:30And move on to another clip.
00:26:33With the final approach in,
00:26:34the Andes are supposed to be focused on each other.
00:26:36So why do they all seem so distracted?
00:26:43What the fuck?
00:26:45What is going on?
00:26:48What the fuck was that?
00:26:50What's he up to?
00:27:11Do it again, Blue.
00:27:17Do it again, Blue.
00:27:28Oh, my God.
00:27:30What on earth is happening?
00:27:33You can't try and do that if you can't do it.
00:27:35You can't do it.
00:27:35Why is he still trying it, though?
00:27:39Why is he still going?
00:27:41Why is he still going?
00:27:42Again, again, again.
00:27:44Again, again, again.
00:27:46Again, again, again.
00:27:54This is such an ick.
00:27:55One more time.
00:27:59I've got it.
00:28:00No, you didn't.
00:28:02Last one.
00:28:10It's so long!
00:28:19Did somebody tell me last week I'd be coupled up with Blue today?
00:28:22I would not fucking believe you.
00:28:24After missing most of the series,
00:28:26Blue was determined to make his mark
00:28:27and that mark was his face squashed in our lawn.
00:28:36Right, how's the YazGPT update getting along?
00:28:48No, I'm still updating. Okay, then. On with another clip.
00:28:53And we've discovered we can make a good sound with our pinky finger on the water.
00:28:58And it's like...
00:29:05It's...islanders get scared by something!
00:29:10Get it off me!
00:29:15What's he pissed off about?
00:29:17I don't think he's pissed off.
00:29:18Oh, because of the D?
00:29:20Oh, my!
00:29:21I thought that was you hitting my head!
00:29:23Oh, my God, the noise!
00:29:24Bring that car!
00:29:26Oh, what's that?
00:29:27Nah.
00:29:28What the fuck is that?
00:29:31Yeah!
00:29:32Oh!
00:29:35Fucking hell!
00:29:35You think he's hitting her?
00:29:38Shakira, pretend to be the little one. I'll be the big one.
00:29:41Yeah, what are you saying? You good?
00:29:43Oh, my God! You've got such a nice BBL!
00:29:46Yeah, I know a man's kind of meaty with it still. A man's trying to see your thing. What are
00:29:50you saying?
00:29:52Stop taking pictures of the bugs. Come hang out with us.
00:29:57The bug kind of looks better right now.
00:30:00Now I'm playing. We're playing.
00:30:04Careful, Cash. It looks like you're bugging Tony.
00:30:13Once again, we ask the question, do our Islanders have any hidden talents?
00:30:17And judging by what we saw, the talent show the answer was no.
00:30:21No, not at all.
00:30:30Hang on.
00:30:31Wait, we need to...
00:30:34Oh!
00:30:39I put the love in glove.
00:30:42Oh, my God.
00:30:43Go on, Yaz.
00:30:59Honestly, this could be the best I've looked since I've been in it.
00:31:03Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:09Normally, when you perform into toddlers, they're usually a better crowd.
00:31:13Who's ready to party?
00:31:16I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa.
00:31:19No, actually.
00:31:26Get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
00:31:31We're going to make ourselves disappear.
00:31:33We're going to make ourselves disappear.
00:31:34Abracadabra!
00:31:36Ty and Angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night when a shock text...
00:31:42... saw Helena and Blue dump from the villa.
00:31:45I'm fucking leaving.
00:31:47Back to the day job for Blue, and air-steered as Helena, quite literally.
00:31:51How's that?
00:31:52How's your going to be fucking flying on the outside, I promise you?
00:31:55I'm going to be flying.
00:31:59Brilliant.
00:32:00And as the dust of the night settled, there were still a few regrets.
00:32:04I can't believe we didn't get the unicycle out.
00:32:07That is gutting.
00:32:11Unseen bits will do me justice.
00:32:13A unicycle? What's that about?
00:32:15Let's see what we can find.
00:32:20It's not the football boys right now.
00:32:26Am I just not...
00:32:29Am I not committing a lot?
00:32:31So, my weight...
00:32:33...needs to be...
00:32:35...a bit further forward, essentially.
00:32:39Not that far forward.
00:32:40If you want to become one with a unicycle, you just...
00:32:46...bounce.
00:32:48Bounce around on it.
00:32:50And then it gives you all the confidence you need to...
00:32:56Okay, that explains a lot.
00:32:58Riding solo isn't your thing, is it, Harry?
00:33:00Juggling a lot of things at once is much more your style.
00:33:04Bad news, YazGPT is glitching so much it's going to get a stitch.
00:33:08Can someone call IT?
00:33:18Has anyone tried switching her off and on again?
00:33:20Here goes nothing.
00:33:23That's got it.
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00:34:28Welcome back to the final part of Love Island Unseen Bits.
00:34:32The end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best unseen bits from the last week
00:34:36in the villa.
00:34:38Although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive.
00:34:43So let's squeeze out one last fart.
00:34:45Did you just fart?
00:34:47Yup. Oh my God.
00:34:50One last boogie.
00:34:53One last burp.
00:34:55Oh my God.
00:34:57And take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up.
00:35:05In your own time Tony, no rush.
00:35:07We know you're gonna like it.
00:35:10Connor's like, no like, I'm telling you like, like.
00:35:13I just think like me and you like have good crack like.
00:35:15What's the crack like?
00:35:16Do you know what I mean like?
00:35:22I've got to hand it to the girls.
00:35:24We've cut them off from social media but they still find a way to get their fix.
00:35:27I'm your meemaw and I think you're gonna be a baby boy.
00:35:33I'm your weak cousin and I think you're a boy.
00:35:38I'm your glamaw and I'm teen girl.
00:35:42I'm your auntie and I think you're a baby girl.
00:35:47Mama where are you?
00:35:49Mama where are you?
00:35:49Mama where are you?
00:35:51And I'm your mom and I think you're a boy.
00:35:57But be careful what you wish for girls as dreams have a way of coming true in this villa.
00:36:07Oh my God.
00:36:13We've got babies!
00:36:16Don't get too excited as any parent will tell you the novelty soon wears off.
00:36:24Come on Z, come on Z.
00:36:27Come on, come on, yeah!
00:36:37You gave your baby eyebrows?
00:36:39No, they've just grown out in the last half hour.
00:36:42She just looks permanently surprised.
00:36:44Look, we ossified her.
00:36:46Casey, she's glowing.
00:36:48Protect your face.
00:36:51You can't be getting wrinkles.
00:36:53Why have you got no eyelashes?
00:36:56Yeah, I'm gonna get him against the boy's hip.
00:37:00Come on, give the babies a speech.
00:37:02You guys were conceived in the Love Island Villa.
00:37:05We love you guys.
00:37:07I feel like both of our kids have shrimp-ass posture.
00:37:13Are we gonna correct it?
00:37:14She takes after her mum, he takes after his fucking auntie.
00:37:17Can you set your baby up?
00:37:19Try and get the shoulders back and down.
00:37:22My baby has better posture than yours.
00:37:24Yeah, I know, that actually really bothers me.
00:37:25I'm not gonna lie.
00:37:26You've got to put the shoulders back and down, honeys.
00:37:32Motherhood's not going well.
00:37:33It's the screaming, it's the crying, it's everything.
00:37:37Honestly, it's just, yeah, this is my moment of peace.
00:37:41It's such a stupid...
00:37:46That's the spirit, Yaz, and your mindfulness is inspiring, everyone.
00:37:51All right, baby yoga.
00:37:54And hold.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:59Nice.
00:38:00Back to neutral.
00:38:02Yeah, so it's...
00:38:08There we go.
00:38:10Oh, oh, oh, God.
00:38:13Ty can't touch his toes, look.
00:38:15Look how high up his legs are.
00:38:17Back to neutral.
00:38:21Good from us.
00:38:22Look what the fuck.
00:38:25Pulse of calves.
00:38:28Oh, this is adorable, though.
00:38:30Did it make you broody?
00:38:31No.
00:38:32Oh, right.
00:38:33Buddha famously said,
00:38:34peace comes from within,
00:38:36which makes me think Buddha never had to change a dirty nappy.
00:38:45The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
00:38:49Tinnitus.
00:38:50So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.
00:38:53Something that would win the girls' hearts
00:38:54and finally get the boys off the market.
00:39:02Yeah, I don't know how to get this off.
00:39:04You'll be well pleased with it.
00:39:06Hold on, how much was that?
00:39:08Just short change.
00:39:11Unfortunately, not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.
00:39:14See anything for Ainge here today?
00:39:16Oh, nothing's catching my eye.
00:39:18I see a pair of shades for me, though.
00:39:21Telling about you.
00:39:22These are a bit of me.
00:39:2420 minutes of panic buying later
00:39:26and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
00:39:29Well, Tony would have been furious
00:39:31if he wasn't back before date night.
00:39:35And they were ready to give the girls an evening
00:39:37they'd never forget.
00:39:39Come on, boys.
00:39:40This is what we're here for.
00:39:41I'm going to say to her,
00:39:43you've been a little bit heated the last few days,
00:39:45I just got you a fan just to cool yourself down.
00:39:47Yeah, that's a joke.
00:39:49Whose pot's that?
00:39:50Whose pot is this?
00:39:51It's yours, bro.
00:39:52It's on number nine.
00:39:53Whose pot is this?
00:39:54You've got it on nine.
00:39:59Just do it the way you wear the little spatula.
00:40:02Ooh.
00:40:02Like that.
00:40:03Ooh.
00:40:04Ah!
00:40:04Ah!
00:40:05It's on your back.
00:40:06It's on your back still.
00:40:07It's on your back.
00:40:12Hold on.
00:40:13Hold on a minute.
00:40:14Serving up.
00:40:15Nice work.
00:40:16Well done, boys.
00:40:18Great food.
00:40:19Although it's probably stone cold
00:40:20by the time the girls came out.
00:40:23Great gifts.
00:40:24Great gifts.
00:40:24Oh, my God.
00:40:25This is the best day ever.
00:40:27And great atmosphere.
00:40:29Bless us.
00:40:29Bless us.
00:40:30It's not even a joke, to be honest,
00:40:31but let's just sit in silence.
00:40:33Bless us for.
00:40:34It's not even a joke, to be honest.
00:41:02It's the final...
00:41:04and they go, that doesn't start, and, like...
00:41:07This is my impression of Meg.
00:41:09Day! Your pizza's ready!
00:41:12I'm really bad at accents. I don't...
00:41:14How do you say it? I don't care.
00:41:16How do you do an American accent?
00:41:20I... don't... care!
00:41:22I can't see it. I can't do Tony without swearing.
00:41:24Shut up, blue, you fucking bozo.
00:41:27Hi, my name's Cash. I'm from East London,
00:41:29and this is what I do for a living.
00:41:35But he kisses his teeth all the time. He's like...
00:41:38Yasm just goes, yeah...
00:41:40Yeah, I'm just... I can't be arsed. Yeah.
00:41:45I have the best posture in the entire UK.
00:41:50It's Yasm GPT, honestly, literally. I'm AI generated.
00:41:55D just goes, like, a big...
00:41:58Ty, have you seen my lip balm?
00:42:01So, I'm Ty. I'm from Barnsley.
00:42:05This is my impression of Connor.
00:42:06What's the crack like? Like, what's the story like?
00:42:09What's the crack like?
00:42:10Is it like?
00:42:11Yeah, like...
00:42:12She always goes like this.
00:42:14In the first place...
00:42:16Oh, I can't do her accent.
00:42:18Oldie and Laurie.
00:42:21Like, why does she sound like that?
00:42:23Favourite thing Meghan's ever said, so Irish.
00:42:25What de fucking do, Tommy? What de fucking do?
00:42:31What a lad. What a woman.
00:42:35That's me signing out for...
00:42:37B.M.A.L.D.
00:42:39For 2025.
00:42:41Oh, I'm feeling so emoj.
00:42:46Excuse me.
00:42:46I can't believe the final's only two days away and to celebrate your nostalgic look back at the last eight
00:42:52weeks of Unseen Bits that you've already seen
00:42:55It's Love Island Fun Seen Bits. Calm for the cock.
00:43:01Oh, we're so bad.
00:43:06You know the saying, blessing in disguise? Yeah. It's actually blessing in disguise. I've never understood a portrait. What is
00:43:13that?
00:43:17What? Excuse me.
00:43:20Cut some shapes in here.
00:43:23Do it, then look.
00:43:25Do it, do it, do it.
00:43:26Oh, mate.
00:43:27It's been good doing that.
00:43:29Go on, Gail.
00:43:32Do it, do it, do it, just like that.
00:43:35Let's get it.
00:43:37Like that, and then down there like that.
00:43:39Nah, nah, that looks clumsy.
00:43:42Good girl.
00:43:42Good you, celebrity.
00:43:43Yes.
00:43:45Do it, do it, do it.
00:43:46Yeah, man, you just fold your arms one time.
00:43:49That's no good.
00:43:50That's no good, that's no good.
00:43:52Oh, okay, that's not great.
00:43:53One's booty does not take away from your own.
00:43:56Booty?
00:43:57Meow, meow, meow.
00:43:59Chicken and a chemical.
00:44:00That's not.
00:44:02I'm gonna wet myself, I'm really sorry.
00:44:04I need to sit my head in the freezer.
00:44:07Shakira!
00:44:22Oh, hey, mate, come on, man.
00:44:25That's a good day in the office.
00:44:26That's an avocado, innit?
00:44:27Oh, and that's a lime.
00:44:28That's a mango.
00:44:29Who's thing?
00:44:30No, that's a lemon.
00:44:31Where am I nugget?
00:44:32I trim in the bin.
00:44:33Right, I'm gonna get on.
00:44:41Slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
00:44:51Do you think I'm putting this on the show?
00:44:53No, no, no, no.
00:44:54Maybe unseen.
00:44:56Tough.
00:44:57Yeah, but nobody wants to do that.
00:44:58Let me know when the time is up.
00:45:01That's it for this series of Unseen Bits.
00:45:03Anything to add, girls?
00:45:05I think when you watch Unseen Bits,
00:45:07you see all of us for how we actually are.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:10See, it's weird,
00:45:11because I never watch Unseen Bits at home.
00:45:14Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days
00:45:16and you can watch all the Unseen Bits then on ITVX.
00:45:20See you all next series!
00:45:22Contracts permitting.
00:45:23Bye!
00:45:29And don't go forgetting,
00:45:30we're at the business end of the action here on ITV2,
00:45:32so make sure you catch the live Love Island Final
00:45:35right here on ITV2 on Monday night at 9.
00:45:38But back to tonight,
00:45:39strap yourselves in and get ready for some comedy
00:45:42as Peter's on the wrong side of a roasting
00:45:44in Family Guy up next.
00:45:58You guys are on the right side of a roasting
00:45:59and we'll be back in the next cold.
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