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Love Island (UK) - Season 12 - Episode 53
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00:17Previously on Love Island.
00:19I would never speak to you on the outside.
00:21I honestly can't stand you sometimes.
00:23I can't stand you.
00:24Tension boiled over.
00:26Tiny.
00:27I still don't care.
00:28I'm glad you don't care.
00:29So much for my peace treaty.
00:31Peace treaty, my arse.
00:33When are we ever going to get a break from this?
00:35Commitments were made.
00:36I do want to be exclusive with you.
00:38Ecstatic.
00:39And the talent shone through.
00:46Oh, she's on one leg.
00:56Abra-cadabra.
00:57Check under your seat.
01:01In case of an emergency,
01:02your shite mullet and kid speedos will not save you.
01:06Thank you for choosing to fly with no good airlines.
01:12Not just pretty faces, us.
01:29We're back with more from the Love Island talent show and I think we can all agree the standard of
01:34the act so far has really set the bar.
01:37At a height where you'd have to limbo dance to get under it.
01:40Shoulders back and down.
01:42Strength from the head.
01:43Like Blue do it, you might be six foot.
01:49Next up, Connor and Megan are going to perform Start of Something New.
01:52And trust me, once these two begin singing, you'll be praying for the end of Something New.
01:56Living in my own world Didn't understand
02:06That anything could happen Oh, I'm gone.
02:11When you take a chance
02:15I never believed in
02:18What I couldn't see
02:22I never opened my heart
02:27Oh, to all the possibilities
02:32Go, Megan!
02:34And now looking in your eyes
02:37I feel in my heart
02:42Start of Something New
02:44Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:48I love to know that it could happen
02:51Till it happened to me
02:53Oh, yeah, yeah
02:57I love to know that it could happen
02:58I didn't know it before
03:00But now it's easy to see
03:07It's the start of something new
03:12It feels so right
03:14To be here with you
03:16Oh!
03:18And now looking in your eyes
03:21I feel in my heart
03:25This start of something new
03:28This start of something new
03:30This start of something new
03:38That was my childhood dream
03:39Was it?
03:40Yeah, same
03:41Same
03:45Jamie's next and his hidden skill
03:46Is reading out loud in a tuxedo
03:49And people say these islanders have no talent
03:52Oh, there he is!
03:57Good evening, everyone
03:58Hope you're having a wonderful night
04:00As we approach the twilight of our journeys in the villa
04:03We've had moments of laughter
04:05Late night chats under the stars
04:07And butterflies from connections formed unexpectedly
04:12But in the nature of Love Island
04:14The seas have gotten choppy along the way
04:16We've had people getting bent out of shape
04:18Truths revealed at the fire pit
04:21Confessions cried behind sunglasses
04:23And moments that have made us question everything
04:26But this is okay
04:29You know why?
04:30Because growth is never found within the comfort zones
04:33It's found amidst chaos
04:36And when you dig deep enough
04:37To find the courage within you
04:39To be vulnerable with your person
04:41To make space for something new
04:44That is not failure
04:45That is growth
04:48Use the lessons that you've learned
04:50And use them in your continuous development
04:53Love Island 2025
04:54We have loved every single minute
04:57And I wouldn't change any of it for the world
05:00So here's some new beginnings
05:02And connections that last forever
05:18You budged it good now, great
05:20That was talent
05:25Yeah, so you know your wedding speech
05:26When we top dogs
05:29Harry's doing a clown act
05:31I loaned him my work trousers for it
05:33He can't keep them
05:34They were getting a bit tight round my waist
05:36Oh, Jesus Christ
05:42This is the worst outfit yet
05:45Good evening all
05:47And welcome to
05:49The Love Island 2025
05:52Circus
05:53Yeah
05:56Right
05:57Right, so this evening
05:58I will be juggling
05:59Women
06:00Oh
06:01Oh
06:03Thanks
06:03Oh
06:12Yeah
06:13Yeah
06:14Yeah
06:14Yeah
06:15Yeah
06:15Yeah
06:15Yeah
06:16This is where it might get interesting folks
06:18Grapes
06:22I'm going to go
06:22Go on
06:23Strap in
06:24Fuck you
06:29There with me
06:30Yep
06:31Yeah
06:31I ended up in shoes
06:35No, that's no good
06:38Yeah, no good
06:39Squashed it with his shoe
06:40Still grapes
06:42Because I'm better than that
06:43Right
06:45I'm leaving the grapes
06:49I'm probably the best juggler
06:50That Love Island's ever seen
06:52I'm going to show you
06:53What I can do
06:54With my balls
07:14No, I love that
07:25Next up it's Princess Shakira
07:27Good evening ladies and gentlemen
07:30Welcome to Princess Shakira's singalong
07:34Shakira normally performs her princess act
07:37To an audience of screaming infantile toddlers
07:39So she'll feel right at home here
07:41We're going to start with a vocal warm-up
07:44So everyone repeat after me
07:46La la la la la
07:47La la la la
07:55Ready
07:57I can show you the world
08:03Shining, shimmering, splendid
08:06Tell me princess
08:09Now when did you last let your heart decide
08:14With your arms
08:16I can open your eyes
08:19Take you wonder by wonder
08:24Over sideways and under
08:28On a magic
08:30Right, come on, you've got to build this bit
08:32A whole new world
08:36A new fantastic one of you
08:41No one to tell us
08:44Now where to go
08:46Or say we're only dreaming
08:50Normally when you're performing to toddlers
08:53They're usually a better crowd
08:54So to have a bunch of idiots around the fire pit
08:57Yeah, that would tough
08:58That would tough
08:59That's where we'll be
09:02That's where we'll be
09:04A thrilling chase
09:07A wondrous beret
09:09For you and me
09:27Oh, goody, Tony's here
09:29And apparently she's ready to party
09:34Who's ready to party?
09:39Viva Las Villa
09:40Viva Las Villa
09:43Viva Las Villa
09:43Viva Las Villa
10:00Viva Las Villa
10:02Is a party
10:03Yeah, that's all right
10:04Let's get into it, y'all
10:06Let's go
10:07Party rock is in the house tonight
10:10Oh, wow
10:11Everybody just have a good time
10:14I'm the best
10:15The night is making no time
10:18Can you just have a speaker?
10:21I like that
10:23Harry, are you here for a good time
10:26Or a long time
10:32This ain't the only way I can serve you, honey
10:40Congratulations on being exclusive
10:43Thank you
10:44Cheers to unfinished business
10:48Meg, you need a double shot
10:50For all the dates D has been on
10:52I can't over serve you
10:56You'll take my man to the hideaway
11:00And blue, you don't need any drinks to cause a scene
11:10Cheers to all of us for an amazing season
11:13Like no other
11:26Love you guys
11:27Cheers
11:35Love you guys
11:38Love you guys
11:39Love you guys
11:56It's now time to decide amongst yourselves
11:58Who is the winner of the Love Island 2025 talent show
12:02Nice
12:03I'd have a real shout ourselves then
12:05I thought we'd just go across like this
12:06Simple, one each, one each
12:08Go on, Hage
12:09I'm going for Jamie
12:10Angel and Ty
12:11Cash
12:11Angel and Ty
12:12Helena
12:13Helena
12:14Helena
12:15Jamie
12:15Helena
12:17Cash
12:17Jamie
12:18Helena
12:20Helena
12:20Helena
12:27Thanks guys, I mean it was inspired by you lot anyway so
12:31I was just slagging you all off
12:33You guys made it easy
12:36Love it how it was
12:38Thanks
12:39Actually the way we got the text and everyone was like oh
12:41Yeah literally
12:42Yeah literally
12:50Islanders, the public have been voting for their favourite couple
12:56The couple with the fewest votes and therefore dumped from the island is
13:01You got another thing coming
13:07Cheers
13:08You got another thing coming
13:11plains
13:26So if you're gone
13:29Or you will be gone
13:33The Islanders are about to find out which couple your votes are sending home.
13:54Helena and Blue.
13:58I'm fucking leaving.
14:04Oh, love is a serious game.
14:09If you bleed, I will bleed.
14:12Flash it out.
14:14That was a bang, huh?
14:16Howdy, bro.
14:17Do you have a voice?
14:20I love you so much.
14:29Baby Blue.
14:30Hello.
14:31See you guys soon.
14:31See you into it, love.
14:35See you soon, man.
14:36Love you, bro.
14:37I can't see you all right?
14:40He's done me.
14:41What?
14:41He's done me bad.
14:42Yeah.
14:42Surprise, didn't he?
14:47I love you so much.
14:48She's so funny.
14:49I love you too.
14:51Oh, Val.
14:54Come on, big dog.
15:00I've been here.
15:01I've done it.
15:01You guys have been absolutely amazing.
15:20Oh, my A's will come.
15:23No good airlines.
15:25That was unreal.
15:26I'm just finishing that.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Oh, boys, I lost it more than last time.
15:31Yes, sir.
15:37Girls, the last seven weeks have been absolutely incredible.
15:40And although it didn't work out for me in the end, I have grown into a person that I never
15:46knew I could become.
15:47And that's because of all you guys.
15:55I'm so proud of you.
15:56I'm so proud.
16:02Boys, I can't wait to see you guys on the outside.
16:05Real soon, mate.
16:06Real soon, real soon.
16:08Real soon, real soon.
16:13Real soon, real soon.
16:16Hey, here she is.
16:20I've been on a real journey in here and I have each and every one of you to thank for
16:25the whole
16:26process of it.
16:27I feel like I haven't come here for what I wanted.
16:30I'm leaving a better person.
16:32And that's because of a wee lot.
16:34What better way to leave than him like this, huh?
16:37And you've just roasted me.
16:42Be good to Shakira.
16:44I am.
16:45Trying.
16:45I'm going to try it.
16:45The end of the life.
16:47I see the signs.
16:49I see the signs.
16:50It's the end of the life.
16:54Love my mind.
16:54Guys, it's been a journey.
16:56Hello.
16:56Nice.
16:58We're off to no good airlines.
17:01See you guys.
17:02Love you.
17:03Love you all.
17:04Bye.
17:06Love you guys.
17:11I thought that the last week was probably going to go very differently for me but you never know
17:16what's around the corner. I feel like I've got my head held high at the moment and I don't want
17:20that man anymore. I see a different side to Harry with Shakira than I ever saw when he was with
17:25me.
17:26I just hope that he actually does good for her and actually does change for her.
17:32Grateful to have had the opportunity to come back and try my luck but unfortunately
17:36nothing really went to plan.
17:47I can't believe how this has gone!
17:49Same, I'm glad I got you back though, Megan.
17:51I know, it would be nice to see I was gone.
17:53Yeah, you've had a rough day but look how it's turned around.
17:56Like, you and Con, that blip's gone now. That was just a blip.
18:00I wouldn't even bring it up again, Meg, because I think he's forgot about it and at the end of
18:04the day
18:04you're focused on your relationship with you and him.
18:07I think he knows, like, I'm here, like, for him and, do you know what I mean?
18:14Like, we are getting on, like, really fucking well.
18:16Yeah.
18:17So I'm like, that's all I can ask for really.
18:20Shaq, how are you feeling now?
18:21Obviously, like, Helena not being in here.
18:25You know what?
18:27As horrible as it sounds, like, she's just left the door, but it's like a weight's been lifted off my
18:32shoulders.
18:33Mm.
18:33I know.
18:34I know how it felt.
18:36Yeah.
18:36When it was me in her position.
18:38Mm-hm.
18:39And, like, I feel like I definitely hold back when I'm around her or, like, just more mindful
18:47and, like, constantly thinking, oh, wait, shit, maybe I shouldn't do that.
18:50Yeah.
18:51So I think it'll be nice just to enjoy the next few days without any external pressures
18:58and holding back, yeah, and thinking, oh, God, she's in the bed next to us.
19:02Yeah.
19:02Like, oh, Helena's watching, like.
19:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:05Do you know what I mean?
19:05Mm-hm.
19:06Well, obviously, shit to see her go to there.
19:15Helena and Blue are gone, but let's focus on the positives.
19:18Harry's brilliant performance.
19:20No surprise, Harry was very meddled about playing the role of clown.
19:25I mean, he's been in character for seven weeks.
19:27Don't ever feel alone, wherever you go.
19:32I'll always be there, and I'll hurt you close.
19:36What's worse, Harry's juggling or his outfit?
19:39Evening.
19:40Evening.
19:44Yeah, it might be my best fit, that one.
19:57It's weird having an empty bed in here.
19:59I know.
20:00I'm gonna miss them both, though.
20:02Bye.
20:04Bye.
20:07Bye.
20:11Bye.
20:12Bye.
20:12Bye.
20:14Bye.
20:15Bye.
20:18Bye.
20:26Bye.
20:34Bye.
20:40Bye.
20:42Bye.
20:43No worries, what size are you after? Small, medium or hung like a donkey?
20:48Not seeing Helena smiling across the room is a weird feeling.
20:51Yeah. Not having my bestie in my drawers this morning.
20:57Waiting for me to get ready.
20:59You know I like it just the way it is, the way it is.
21:02No, I can't find it, never felt a disc and figure in.
21:06God, it's so weird about house here. I know.
21:10All of you lot though, amazing.
21:13Same with you, mate. Thank you so much, dear.
21:15You did. You really, really did.
21:17I'll teach you a spinning plate, you might need it one time.
21:25Do you want to enjoy some fruit together?
21:28Mm-hm.
21:49Oh, my God.
21:52Oh, my God!
21:55Baby!
21:56My heart is full of love and just...
21:59Guys, run in the bedroom, everyone come quick!
22:02Wait, what?
22:03Come on, seriously, I'm not joking!
22:05We've got babies!
22:07Ah!
22:09Oh, my God!
22:10Baby!
22:12My heart is full of love and just...
22:14Fuck.
22:15Aw.
22:16Now come on down and do what you gotta do.
22:20Come on, I hope you like it, cause I fucking don't!
22:24Yeah!
22:25We got a baby!
22:28We got a baby!
22:31Oh, this is actually really cute!
22:34Yeah!
22:38Why the fuck did you get me pregnant?
22:40Oh, baby!
22:42Oh, baby!
22:44The Islanders need to feed the dolls and change their nappies.
22:48Blue's Mum's sex shop actually sells adult lifelike dolls,
22:51although you are practising a whole different skill set.
22:55It's a boy!
22:56My boy!
22:59Mum and Dad!
23:01We love it!
23:03Say hi to Mum, you.
23:05Hi, baby!
23:08Gosh, he looks just like you!
23:10I thought so.
23:13Babies out of wedlock don't get his last name,
23:15but she loves to cry just like both of her parents.
23:19Ah, that's no good!
23:22Does it suit me?
23:23No, it actually does.
23:24Yeah, he does behave like a rugby ball,
23:26but, um, no, he'll grow into his head.
23:31Oh!
23:32I don't think we're having a baby this soon.
23:34We haven't even done any baby making yet.
23:39Is that a boy?
23:40No, this is a girl.
23:42This is her.
23:43What?
23:43It's obviously a girl.
23:45Oh, I didn't even know it was a girl.
23:48Parenthood suits us.
23:50I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
23:51Your Mum's going to be buzzing.
23:53My Mum's not.
23:55This is my worst nightmare.
23:58I didn't want this life.
24:00I didn't choose this life.
24:01Oh, my goodness.
24:02I actually feel like you're going to have to take him outside.
24:10Come on, bubby.
24:13Look at us.
24:17Jimmy boy.
24:18He's not called Jimmy.
24:19Jimmy boy!
24:21Hello, Jimmy.
24:22Oh, God.
24:23Look at yours.
24:24No!
24:26Our baby's sick.
24:27Say hello.
24:28It's just people coming.
24:30What's your baby's name?
24:31I want to make my baby Zion.
24:33That's a sick name.
24:34I want to call it Dash like the Incredibles.
24:36Please.
24:37No, no, no, no, not Dash.
24:39Why not?
24:39This is my baby Zion.
24:41He actually looks like a Zion.
24:42Yeah, this is my baby Zion.
24:45All right, is it just your baby at this point?
24:46This is our baby Zion.
24:49You're okay.
24:50I'm scared.
24:51What's it doing?
24:52Crying.
24:53You're okay.
24:54What's it doing?
24:55Crying.
24:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
24:59It's okay, baby.
25:02I want it gone.
25:09Guys, is your baby non-stop crying?
25:12Yes!
25:12Yeah, yeah.
25:14Yes, he's done with this already.
25:17What did I do to deserve this?
25:21I don't want this life.
25:23I didn't choose this life.
25:25You're all right?
25:26Please make it stop.
25:27Get the bottle, please.
25:30I'm hungry.
25:33Wait, can you test that on your hand, please?
25:38Good.
25:44She's got a pair of lungs on her head.
25:47Right, come on, let's get you away from Cash and Tony's face.
25:49No, no, we need to pick names.
25:53Yeah, that's it, babe, you go up on my feet up for a bit.
25:57It's been a rough morning.
26:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
26:03Go on, what are you naming it? Luna.
26:05Luna? I don't like... Oh, my God.
26:07Lulu, come on.
26:08All right, Luna, we'll call her Luna.
26:10What about Jasmine? Like, Princess Jasmine?
26:14We could call her Jasmine.
26:17Yeah, look, he's quiet now.
26:20She's going to go on a little walk.
26:22Yeah.
26:23A civilised walk.
26:25Mm-hm.
26:26And then I'm going to call it a day.
26:28Oh.
26:29Oh.
26:31I want peace and quiet.
26:33I don't want this life.
26:36LJ, I guess it's just me and you, buddy.
26:38We might need to get you back in your trousers.
26:44Oh, baby.
26:49You're okay?
26:51You're okay.
26:53There we go.
26:54Happy little baby.
26:58Did you have a nice lunch?
27:01I think these past few days here has been, like, my favourite out of all this experience so far.
27:07Me too.
27:08It's been unreal.
27:09I feel like on the outside, I've always had to, like, not necessarily force things to work, but...
27:16Yeah.
27:16I don't feel like things have, like, fell into plan as much as this have.
27:19No, I know.
27:20I mean, like, it just feels really natural.
27:22It's just so natural.
27:23I feel like I've had that instant sparkly, which is nice.
27:26Yeah.
27:26I really do enjoy spending time with you.
27:28I really enjoy spending time with you.
27:30Yeah.
27:31And I do genuinely see, like, the future with you.
27:34Oh.
27:35The future with you.
27:36I've actually never got along with anyone this well.
27:39Oh, neither.
27:40Like, on the outside, I'm just going to want to be with you.
27:43It's going to be tough those first few days, but I'll come see you as soon as I can.
27:47Yeah.
27:47And we'll just see where we go from there, really, but...
27:50But, yeah, I'm...
27:51I do want to make this work.
27:52Yeah, so do I.
27:53And I will make it work.
27:54I feel like we've got a baby now.
27:56We do.
27:56We've got to make it work.
27:58It's only right.
27:58It's only right we make it...
27:59It's only right we make it exclusive.
28:03That's a question.
28:05Oh, really?
28:07Oh, yeah.
28:09I loved it.
28:10Girl only knows what I'd be without you.
28:15Keep it PG in front of the kid.
28:18Oh, yeah.
28:20You're exclusive.
28:22Yeah.
28:33Fascinating how a person can bond with something that looks human, but is actually just an empty
28:37vessel with no soul.
28:40Does explain why city trainers can still get married.
28:43Even though he's not real and stuff, like, does this make you, like, feel a bit like...
28:46What's the word? Broody?
28:48No, it gets me excited.
28:49In real life.
28:49Is it?
28:50Yeah.
28:51I love kids.
28:52Mm.
28:53You know all of the right techniques and stuff, like, the positions you hold him in.
28:57And this one's a good one.
28:58Like, on his front when he's got wind.
29:00And he started, like, patting.
29:01Yeah.
29:02Wait, so...
29:02To get there burping.
29:03So, if I need him to get burping...
29:05Yeah.
29:06Get him like this.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah.
29:08Like, sitting forward a bit.
29:09Yes.
29:10Yeah.
29:10Yeah, but hold your hands here on his cheeks.
29:12Yeah.
29:12You won't hurt him.
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:14Now rub his back and then pat it.
29:18And then he'll work.
29:19He'll get his wind out.
29:20There you go.
29:22Yeah, there we go.
29:23He was congested all this time.
29:25I told you he's a bit constipated.
29:27Yeah, don't worry.
29:28See, daddy's got you, my boy.
29:31Daddy's got you, my boy.
29:32He actually got it out.
29:34Hold on, babe.
29:35See, I knew you'd be a good mum.
29:37We are a good mum.
29:40Right, let's follow her natural shirt.
29:42Okay, that's looking a bit better.
29:44Yeah, I think they look nicer than mine already.
29:46Yeah.
29:48We don't...
29:48She don't want some sluggers.
29:50She's just a baby.
29:52Oh, it's all right.
29:52It's all right.
29:53It's all right.
29:55We look so good together, babe.
29:57Being parents.
29:57We really do.
29:59It's making me so broody.
30:03Shall we put our brooch on her?
30:04Yeah.
30:05Have you not thrown that away?
30:07That's so much better.
30:08Does this make you want to have a baby with me?
30:11Because that's exactly what I feel like right now.
30:14Do you remember when I said that I weren't sure if you were husband material?
30:17I think you said that will not be the father of my child.
30:20Right.
30:21You're convincing me.
30:22Do you want me to take the hood down?
30:23No, no, let's put it on the hood.
30:25Look at her.
30:26We raised a baddie.
30:28Yasmin's about to say something to Jamie that doesn't bode well for their future relationship.
30:34You look good as a single dad.
30:36It's kind of hot, to be honest.
30:37Oh, really?
30:38Yeah.
30:39I like it.
30:39How do you feel about them?
30:40I'm surrounded by children in my family.
30:43Yeah.
30:44So, I definitely like, know how to be around kids sort of thing.
30:49Yeah.
30:49As for my own, I'm definitely someone who like, probably would like kids somewhere down the line.
30:55Yeah.
30:55I'm not very maternal over the Chucky dolls.
30:57But I've like, met my friends' babies before and like, I'm fine with them.
31:04But as long as I can give it back to the parent at the end of the day, then we
31:08are all good.
31:09Yeah.
31:09I feel like it's very apparent that you don't want kids.
31:12Not at any age.
31:13Yeah.
31:13I've never had the desire to have.
31:16Yeah.
31:16To have a family.
31:17It's not been a goal of yours.
31:18No.
31:19Okay.
31:19Obviously, you know I have a cat.
31:21That is my whole entire world.
31:23Meow, meow.
31:24Meow, meow.
31:25So like, for me, like, that is my child.
31:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:27Like, I don't need a physical child.
31:30Would you say like, one of your main goals in life is to have a family?
31:33For me, it's not a complete deal breaker.
31:36But I feel like it is definitely up there.
31:39I know a lot of people say like, oh, it's just because you're young.
31:41Like, you'll change your mind when you'll get older sort of thing.
31:44But I genuinely don't think I will.
31:47Yeah.
31:48The boys have been told if they're going to feed the babies without the mums around,
31:52they're going to need to pump.
31:54I think they've misunderstood.
31:57Alright, first we're going to start with just like a warm up.
32:00It's a Gabbo fence.
32:00It's going to go up and down.
32:03It's synchronization right and left.
32:04It's getting ready for a festival.
32:06Jesus.
32:13Oh, that looks well.
32:15Look, look, look, look, look.
32:16Look, look, look, look.
32:18Look, look.
32:19Look, look, look.
32:25Ready for it.
32:27Ready.
32:29There we go.
32:29Oh, that's what we wanted.
32:31Good boy.
32:32There we go.
32:33Jamie just burped and pretended it was the child.
32:38I respect that.
32:41Our baby wants to say something.
32:43What?
32:45What the fuck?
32:46We're exclusive!
32:48Yes!
32:49That's it.
32:50Oh!
32:52What's up?
32:54Yes!
32:54You were never.
32:55Well done.
32:58Congratulations!
33:00Congratulations, man.
33:03Congratulations, man.
33:04Congratulations, Dave.
33:05I thought we were right.
33:06That was good at baby.
33:07You know what I mean?
33:07Congratulations.
33:09Yay!
33:12Tony just can't relate to humans that are basically made of plastic, which isn't ideal
33:18for a woman who works in Las Vegas.
33:20If you were horrible at this, it would have not put me off or anything.
33:23I'm not horrible at it, but it's because it's not mine.
33:26It's a fucking plastic doll.
33:27Okay, that's no way to speak about a child.
33:30Oh.
33:33Stop.
33:34I got a text.
33:35Oh wait, there's a text.
33:37Islanders, tonight you will be tested on how well you really know your other half.
33:43Hashtag knowing me, knowing you.
33:49You've got to get to know me.
33:53I already know you.
33:55I'm shit at this game.
33:56It's going to be interesting.
33:59When's your birthday?
33:59So today's show has featured a talent contest, a dumping, plastic babies and now a challenge,
34:05Gen Z, your short attention spans are absolutely destroying this production team.
34:10What's your pet name?
34:12Pet names?
34:13No, your dog's name.
34:15Oh, Dolly and Lulu.
34:16Wines, Peppa and Pepsi.
34:19Peppa and Pepsi.
34:20How old's Pepsi?
34:21Pepsi's not here anymore.
34:22What fucking hell?
34:23I've just said what your pet names are and you just told me Pepsi's one.
34:28I don't have any pet.
34:29What?
34:32Who's like the biggest flirt?
34:34You.
34:35Yeah.
34:37What's my last name?
34:38Moore.
34:39Megan Moore.
34:39What's my middle name?
34:40I was a middle man.
34:42Used to be a kid to program.
34:44Beaker.
34:45Oh yeah.
34:46Megan Beaker Moore.
34:48Not Beaker.
34:50What's your favourite cuisine?
34:52Italian.
34:53Persian.
34:53What's yours?
34:55Italian probably.
34:56Italian.
34:57Yeah.
34:57What do you say, six feet?
34:58US six or UK six?
35:00I don't think that'll come up anyway.
35:03What's your body count, H?
35:05I'd say like 24.
35:09We'll go with 200 then.
35:11I'm joking.
35:12I'm joking.
35:13I think like 70.
35:1570 what?
35:16Blood pressure.
35:17That's not going to come up guys.
35:22I cannot wait to give him back.
35:25It's time for the babies to head back to the Mattel factory where a chosen few will grow up to
35:32be Barbies and the rest will be sold for scrap.
35:35Bye bye baby, baby, good bye baby, baby, bye bye.
35:44Bye Elijah.
35:46I'm sorry for being a shitty mother but I feel like you're haunted.
35:52Elijah my man.
35:54I'm gonna see you in another lifetime my girl.
35:58Take care.
35:59Bye baby.
36:01That was fun while it lasted.
36:05Mommy loves you.
36:07Bye Zai Zai.
36:08We love you.
36:09He's a good boy.
36:11I've seen a bit, sweetheart.
36:12I've seen it.
36:13Stay Jazzy.
36:28It's time for Knowing Me, Knowing You, hosted by Yasmin and Jamie.
36:32Yes, Jamie's unforgettable performance as Man Reading Out Loud in Tuxedo landed him the role of Man Reading Out Loud
36:40in a T-shirt.
36:42Hold on to those dreams kids.
36:45Welcome to the 2025 Love Island Knowing Me, Knowing You Challenge.
36:54Boys, we're gonna start with you first.
36:56So let's see how well you really know the girls.
37:01First up, boys, what is your partner's favourite TV programme?
37:06I actually think I know this one.
37:08I think she might be a little fangirl and I'm gonna say Love Island.
37:11Yay!
37:14I'm going for Love Island.
37:16Yay!
37:20Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Show.
37:22Yay!
37:22Kiss your wife!
37:23Yay!
37:26Yay!
37:26Yay!
37:26Keeping up with the Kardashians.
37:28Oh!
37:29Grace.
37:33Bingo!
37:37The White Lotus.
37:38But you watch Bingo more than you watch The White Lotus.
37:41I do.
37:41Euphoria.
37:42Oh my God, yeah.
37:43Euphoria.
37:44Yay!
37:46Next question.
37:48What's your partner's love language?
37:52He knows this.
37:55Is that how you spell that?
37:57Yeah.
37:58Yeah.
38:02Hi.
38:03What is Angel's love language?
38:05Physical touch.
38:06She can't keep her arms off now.
38:09Yay!
38:09You're right!
38:10Yay!
38:11Well done, guys.
38:12I'm going for quality time.
38:15No.
38:16Acts of service.
38:20Satans.
38:21Do you not know how to spell service?
38:23I think Megan's love language is acts of service.
38:27Yes.
38:27Ding, ding, ding.
38:28We have a winner.
38:29How done, you two?
38:31Shakira loves Anatta, as do I.
38:34So I have gone with words of affirmation.
38:37Ding, ding.
38:38Woo!
38:39I don't want me to be polite.
38:42I think it's quality time.
38:45Acts of service.
38:47It's like...
38:49Just like the black cat that Yaz is.
38:52I know she likes to be served, so acts of service it is.
38:56Acts of service.
38:57Yay!
39:00We definitely had that conversation, you didn't say acts of service.
39:03Definitely did.
39:04That's not a top one acts of service.
39:06I'd rather spend quality time.
39:08It's not to question if she's just been lying to me.
39:13How many children does your partner want?
39:17I think that Angel wants two children, a boy, than a girl.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Meg wants two children, boy and girl as well.
39:27I put Zai, Zai plus one on Zion.
39:29Two children.
39:30Well done, guys.
39:32Megan wants no kids.
39:34Especially after our challenge today.
39:39I've spent all day trying to convince her that three would be better than two, but Shakira would like to.
39:46I've gone for two, three out of push.
39:50I put none.
39:52For now.
39:53For now.
39:54Yay!
39:55Jamie, this should be an obvious one.
39:57Yeah.
39:58I'd be silly to say any more than zero.
40:01Zero.
40:03What is one thing your partner would change about you?
40:11He's writing an essay.
40:14I've got six things on here.
40:17I'm hoping I'm right.
40:19If not, I'm like a fool.
40:22I put nothing.
40:26Go on, Angel.
40:27You live close to someone.
40:30That is so cute.
40:32There's nothing I'll change about my partner.
40:34I think she's imperfectly perfect.
40:36So, yeah, I hope that my girlfriend loves me for me and there's nothing she'll change about me too.
40:41Yay!
40:42Nothing.
40:43I do too.
40:46My flirtiness.
40:47I said music table.
40:49Fuck.
40:50My behaviour.
40:52At one point she said I should get a behavioural transplant.
40:58I'd like to believe it's nothing.
41:01Nothing!
41:03My mien, my mien, my mien.
41:06Who's got every single one so far?
41:08Day and...
41:11Maybe I was thinking of myself too highly but I've put nothing.
41:15I couldn't really think of much so I put a funny one.
41:17Stop grabbing everyone's arse.
41:27I can't believe the love language one, you know.
41:30Next question.
41:32Boys, what is your partner's best feature?
41:38Yeah.
41:39This is a hard one.
41:40This is an easy one.
41:41I'm going to say what I think is her best feature and I've put her eyes.
41:45I'd say I had my dimples.
41:48He went early didn't he?
41:50No, I wouldn't say my eyes.
41:52This was the first thing I noticed about her and every day since then I tell her every day how
41:57beautiful they are so I've gone her eyes.
42:00Well done guys.
42:01Nice.
42:02You may have said smile but I said...
42:04I did say smile.
42:07Why am I scared though?
42:09I don't know if I've got the wrong end of the stick on this one but I haven't gone for
42:12a physical feature.
42:13I have gone with Shakira's intelligence.
42:16Big brain!
42:19Yeah!
42:19Yeah!
42:23Ice.
42:25Yeah!
42:27They're captivating, don't forget it.
42:30Captivating for real!
42:32Surely this is gonna be posture.
42:35Nah, I think Jamie's saying arse.
42:39I think this girl is beautiful in every single way.
42:43But one of the most striking things.
42:47One of the most striking things that got me when I first saw her was her posture.
42:52I put eye.
42:54Oh!
42:56I didn't think of posture.
42:57Yeah, it's okay.
42:59I'll take it.
43:00Meg lied to me about her axe or whatever it is.
43:02How many rounds are there?
43:04Don't worry babe, we've only got one round.
43:06I'm fuming with that one.
43:07You were very good though.
43:12All right girls, now it's time to find out how well you know your partners.
43:18Ooh!
43:19What is your partner's favourite place?
43:22I liked it Jay.
43:27Tony and Cash, you're up first.
43:30I said Grenada because that's where your mum is.
43:33Yeah!
43:35I have to go with NYC.
43:37New York City baby.
43:38Nice, well done guys.
43:39Megan and Connor.
43:41But there's one place he loves to mention.
43:44That's a festival.
43:45I said San Diego.
43:48Meg and Dijon.
43:50So I'm hoping it's Caribbean.
43:52Yeah, Caribbean.
43:53Did we spell it right?
43:55They didn't.
43:57Italy.
43:58Italy.
43:58I believe it.
44:01Finally Yasmin.
44:03Where is my favourite place?
44:04I interpreted this question so wrong.
44:07I thought like, because you like to do loads of stuff like, like walking, hiking, etc.
44:11I just put it all outside.
44:14Well I mean I interpreted this question very wrong also.
44:18I said the daybeds.
44:21You took away of it.
44:24What is your partner's greatest fear?
44:26Yeah.
44:26That's so deep.
44:29I actually don't know.
44:32No more chat, cheaters.
44:34I'm not gonna cheat.
44:37I put bugs because I've seen the way you act around the crickets out here.
44:45Snakes.
44:45Snakes.
44:46Nice.
44:47His mum's reaction to the show.
44:50I'm not making my mother proud.
44:52Ohhhh.
44:54Good luck, guys.
44:55Yeah, I didn't think it would've been Wales otherwise.
45:00So I put nothing, face no fear.
45:03Nothing.
45:04Yeah.
45:05Do I beat the slingshot?
45:10I put nothing.
45:12Do I beat the slingshot?
45:14I thought that was big.
45:16And finally, Yaz, what is my greatest fear?
45:19Flying bugs.
45:20Oh.
45:21What did you put?
45:22Recovering speeches.
45:23Oh shit!
45:25Girls, what do you and your partner have most in common?
45:36I don't know.
45:37I don't know.
45:38You know this.
45:38For the ones at home, you know, a little shout out to them.
45:41So Tony, what do you and Cash have most in common?
45:45I said sass and or attitude.
45:47Style.
45:49Can't give you that. Sorry.
45:50I've gone for the same witty, shitty sense of humour.
45:55Weird, cos I've put sense of humour.
46:01I went for singing cos we like to wreck everyone's heads around the villa.
46:04So big personalities, loud.
46:09I put big families.
46:11I put family and then I added family values.
46:14Obviously, I'm really close to my land.
46:15Yeah.
46:17I'm just reading my board.
46:19I wrote a little bit on here.
46:21Love's going on holiday.
46:22But then I also put that we love to cuddle.
46:29I put flirtiness.
46:31Both love cats.
46:34Meow.
46:36What is your partner's biggest turn on?
46:40Oh God.
46:47No, I don't.
46:49You have to get it.
46:51I think I've got it.
46:53I don't know.
46:54So Tony, what is Cash's biggest turn on?
46:57Kissing me, obviously.
46:58Nice.
46:59It struggles to hold it down sometimes.
47:03I've gone for...
47:05I've gone for...
47:06Licking my ear.
47:08The other one.
47:10I've gone for me, cos no matter what I do, he seems to be on it like a rash.
47:14Yay!
47:17So I've gone with kisses.
47:20Hey, that's my girl.
47:21Yay!
47:24Eye contact.
47:26Yay!
47:29I put biting.
47:32Oh no!
47:33Grab an app.
47:37Who would your partner couple up with if it was not you?
47:42I disagree.
47:46Messy as fuck.
47:48I've got to be honest.
47:49Be honest.
47:53Tony.
47:54I'm going Meg.
47:59Probably Shaq.
48:02It's your best bedroom.
48:03You've got the same kind of...
48:06Fair enough.
48:08I don't know.
48:09I thought this was...
48:11Wait, no.
48:12I don't think you can change.
48:13I didn't put a girl's name.
48:14I misinterpreted the question.
48:16I thought I'd be like, who would we couple up with?
48:18So I put one of the boys' names down.
48:22Oh.
48:23Oh, I thought you wanted to see what she said.
48:25Oh yeah, didn't he? Dad.
48:26Sorry.
48:29Shakira and Harry.
48:30I've gone for Tony Girl.
48:33I've also gone for Tony Girl.
48:36Yay!
48:38Self-explanatory this.
48:43I'm going to say none.
48:45I hope no one but me.
48:47But obviously because she's the newest, I put Eng.
48:50No, I put Yaz.
48:56This one was quite self-explanatory.
48:58I thought you would know this one.
49:00Obviously before Jay come into the villa,
49:03when I was open, Yaz told me that if it was up everybody,
49:07I would be the one, her number one pick.
49:09And I had a conversation with Yaz and I said if it wasn't for Meg,
49:12she would be my number one pick.
49:13And I said the same conversation that I had with Yaz, with you.
49:16So yeah, that's why I thought you would get that one, to be honest.
49:19Yeah.
49:22Thought she wasn't special.
49:25That was before me and Yaz actually cleared that up, didn't we?
49:28We hashed it out.
49:28Yeah, we hashed it out.
49:30Come on, Ty.
49:30Come on.
49:31Come on, Ty.
49:34Why is everyone touching me, guys?
49:36I don't mind.
49:39Angel and Ty.
49:40I would say Megan.
49:43No, I've gone with Shakira.
49:45You're popular.
49:47I'll just chat to all you three after this, please.
49:51And finally, Yaz, who would I couple up with if it wasn't you?
49:55So I'd put Shakira.
49:57I've gone with Megan.
50:04The joint winners of Knowing Me, Knowing You 2025 are Meg and Dajon and Shakira and Harry.
50:12Yeah!
50:17Well done, guys.
50:19Yeah!
50:33The production values on that Knowing Me, Knowing You game remind me of another ABBA classic.
50:40Absolutely no money, money, money.
50:42But it left Jamie with a question.
50:44I'm not going to lie, kind of what I'm curious now because you planted the seed.
50:50What?
50:51Of who you would have recoupled with.
50:54I put Dajon.
50:55OK.
50:56Yeah.
50:57Oh, right.
50:57Interesting.
50:58Yeah.
50:59In the beginning, we were kind of getting to know each other romantically.
51:02Yeah.
51:02And then it's always been like, I don't know, not flirty, but obviously like me and Meg argued
51:07a lot because of that.
51:09How do you feel about it now?
51:11Well, I don't know.
51:11Because I feel like you talk quite a lot about him.
51:13Do you think?
51:14Like, badly.
51:15Yeah, I mean, obviously like, we've had a lot of ups and downs, ups and downs in here.
51:20It seems to me like, like, you didn't really like him.
51:24Yeah, in a sense of like, when it comes to like movie nights and stuff like that, like,
51:29I look at the same two people who are always on that screen.
51:34Yeah.
51:34And that's why I'm like, I'm so glad that that is not my relationship.
51:38Do you get what I mean?
51:41Kind of.
51:43What do you mean, kind of?
51:46Yeah, no, I mean, to be honest, it doesn't really matter.
51:49No, what, no, you can say it.
51:52No, it's, to me, it just doesn't make sense that you'd say all that and then, from what
51:58you said there, that you'd want to couple up with him if I wasn't in the villa.
52:02Sorry, Jamalim.
52:04Get in!
52:07I'll catch up later.
52:08OK, OK.
52:09How are you feeling, my beautiful girl?
52:10Great.
52:12Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
52:13Winners.
52:15Last question, though.
52:16Why would you put the person that's been going at us, the three people that are at us all
52:20the time when you put her name on the board?
52:23Because I feel like that's my honest opinion.
52:27You've never told me that if I wasn't here, she would be your number one.
52:30Yes, I did.
52:31No, you didn't.
52:32Meg, yes, I did.
52:33You didn't.
52:34I can't believe you're doing this.
52:36No, I actually can't remember the conversation.
52:38I know for a fact, Meg, you remember the conversation.
52:41OK, that's fine.
52:41I don't know if the camera's around and you're trying to make me look bad.
52:44I'm not trying to make you look bad.
52:45I don't understand what's going on.
52:45I'm not saying that.
52:46Meg, I don't understand what's going on right now.
52:48I don't really care, to be honest.
52:49It's the pure fact that...
52:50You're saying you don't really care, but you can't just say you don't really care when
52:53you're saying the conversation.
52:54I know you remember the conversation, so I don't know why you're saying that you don't
52:56remember the conversation.
52:57Well, I must have...
52:58No, but I 100% without a doubt know that you remember the conversation.
53:04OK, we're not going to turn it back on me.
53:06You're trying to make me look bad and I don't understand why you're trying to make me look
53:09bad.
53:09I'm not trying to make you look bad.
53:10At the time, Bilikis was also in the villa.
53:12I said to Yaz that you're my number one, that you are my number one, and then after you,
53:19it would be...
53:20Yaz and Bilikis.
53:21It would be Yaz and Bilikis.
53:22Yeah.
53:22So you do remember the conversation?
53:24Yeah, I remember you saying that.
53:25No, but I'm saying you just try to act like I didn't tell you that.
53:28That's a big thing.
53:28No, I remember you saying that.
53:30You didn't say the words...
53:31No, you didn't say the words, if Meg wasn't there, she would be your number one party.
53:35Yes, I...
53:36You didn't say them words.
53:36You said, if Meg wasn't there, then it would be Yaz and Bilikis, which I understand
53:40what you're saying.
53:41That's what I said.
53:41Yeah, that's fine.
53:42No, but that's actually kind of annoyed me that you're saying...
53:45You just tried to...
53:46No, because you just tried to paint out that I didn't tell you that.
53:48No, I am saying you told me that.
53:49I'm saying this is why people here in the villa think that I don't tell you the full honest
53:53conversation.
53:54I don't think he's happy right now.
53:56No.
53:56No.
53:57No.
53:58I think he's annoyed.
54:00Really?
54:00Yeah.
54:02What?
54:03Do you know that last one?
54:04Who would you couple up with if you weren't...
54:06Yeah.
54:08I misinterpreted the question.
54:10So I thought it meant like...
54:12Who would you?
54:12Who would I recouple with?
54:14So that's why I had to change it.
54:16And so he's asked me, who did you put just out of interest?
54:19And I said, Dajon?
54:21No, this...
54:22This is no good.
54:23No, it's not funny, guys.
54:24I was just honest.
54:26But I think it was awkward because I also thought that Dajon would pick Angel for that question.
54:33I thought so too.
54:34For that one.
54:36But when he turned out, I said Yaz.
54:38I said, oh, I thought she wasn't special.
54:40It was kind of, I don't want to say satisfying for me, but it just kind of proved like, I'm
54:45not crazy.
54:45No, you're not fucking crazy.
54:47No, I'm not crazy.
54:48Jamie was like, that makes no sense because you speak like...
54:53So poorly about him.
54:54Yeah, badly about him.
54:55And then challenges and stuff like you kind of go at him and whatever.
55:00It's hard because Jamie wasn't here from the beginning, so he didn't really see but...
55:04And he said to me, he was like, I didn't even know you ever like got to know Dajon romantically.
55:09And I was like, no, we were, we did, we were getting to know each other romantically in the beginning.
55:13And it caused a lot of rifts.
55:16Every single conversation that I have with people, I always come back and tell you.
55:20The whole threesome thing, the whole, everything that's ever happened,
55:23even the stuff with Andrada, the whole sexual chemistry, all of that, I come and tell you these things.
55:27My point is now, you've put her on the board.
55:30Yeah.
55:30But every single challenge, Tony, Shakira and Yaz draw us out.
55:34But now that's getting to their head that if you had to couple up with someone,
55:38these girls think these things.
55:39We're literally boyfriend and girlfriend.
55:40We're week eight into this and I don't understand why this is an argument.
55:43Like, let's communicate.
55:44We can have a conversation without you speaking with me.
55:46So don't turn it back on me then.
55:47They have their own problems over there.
55:50Oh, I'm listening, I'm listening.
55:52I'm standing up for myself.
55:53All I can do is be honest.
55:55So when I tell you that you are the one I want, you are my main part,
55:59I want you to be my girlfriend, I love you.
56:01You know 100% sure that what I'm telling you is the truth.
56:05Because I never change my truth for anybody.
56:07Okay.
56:11Do you almost feel like Meg and D were cheating?
56:17They were cheating? What do you mean?
56:19In the game.
56:20What, like they were, maybe?
56:22Eye contact.
56:23Oh, right, yeah, probably.
56:25They really wanted to win that.
56:26Yeah, probably.
56:27But like, you don't get a prize.
56:28Would you want a sticker?
56:29No, they want to be known as the strongest fucking couple.
56:32Yeah, but let them, at the end of the day, like,
56:34the most juiciest question they got wrong.
56:38No offence.
56:40Them three girls get asked every challenge,
56:42but you choose to re-couple up with them.
56:43Make it make sense in your head, D.
56:45Why are you speaking to me like this?
56:46Why are you speaking to me like this?
56:47I'm not speaking to you.
56:48You're not getting where I'm coming from.
56:51We can have a conversation.
56:52I'm having a conversation, but it's annoying me.
56:53You want me to lie.
56:54That's what you want me to do.
56:55No, let me listen to what I'm saying.
56:57If I spoke to you the way you're speaking to me right now,
56:59it would be a big thing.
57:00No, it wouldn't.
57:01If you don't remember things, stop saying things,
57:02because you're late.
57:04We're on a TV show where they show highlights of a show,
57:07so they can literally put highlights of you saying...
57:10I don't care if we're on a TV show, I'll be honest.
57:12No, but I'm saying no, but it's at the point where I didn't care,
57:15but there's so many things that people are saying about me,
57:17and I'm like, what?
57:18And it's all making sense.
57:19But you're not helping yourself by picking her in a challenge.
57:22You're still talking over me.
57:22I'll be honest. I'll always be honest.
57:23That's my honest opinion.
57:24OK.
57:25But it is what it is.
57:31That's actually annoying me,
57:32that you sat here and said that I never told you that.
57:35Do you know what's annoying me?
57:36The fact that I back us in every single challenge
57:39and the fact that I have your back every single second of a challenge
57:42against all of these girls, I take a lot of sleep from...
57:45I don't know why you're saying all of these girls.
57:45Can you let me speak? Can you let me speak?
57:46I don't like how you're speaking to me.
57:48Oh, OK.
57:49And this conversation.
57:50I feel like we're shitting this conversation,
57:51because all you're doing is just...
57:53But you're not letting me speak.
57:54I am just making you speak,
57:55but you're just trying to make me look bad.
57:56I'm not trying to make you look bad.
57:58You are yourself.
57:58I think we should just leave this conversation.
58:02OK, perfect. Let's go.
58:24Now it's time to have your say.
58:26Head to the app and vote for the couple you think are the most compatible.
58:30Those with the fewest votes are at risk of being dumped from the island.
58:34So who will you pick?
58:36Angel and Ty.
58:37Megan Dijon.
58:39Megan and Connor.
58:41Shakira and Harry.
58:43Tony and Cash.
58:45Or Yasmin and Jamie.
58:47Remember, you're voting for your most compatible couple.
58:50You can pick just one couple.
58:53Voting is free and you can access it via the app.
58:56You can only vote once.
58:58The vote closes at 10.30pm tonight.
59:01Vote results will be revealed later in the week.
59:14We'll check it out.
59:18Have a great week.
59:27Here's your time.
59:30Take care, bye-bye.
59:32Assemblyman.
59:32Let's go.
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