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Love Island (UK) - Season 12 - Episode 52
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00:00:05Previously on Love Island
00:00:11What's your name?
00:00:13Jasmine and Phil
00:00:13Oh no
00:00:14This is not good
00:00:15Family fallout
00:00:17I apologise for my behaviour towards your daughter
00:00:20Your brother and sister, they don't like me
00:00:22You don't care over that
00:00:27How was it with your mother and sister?
00:00:29I don't think they saw it when we were God either
00:00:33Declarations
00:00:33Honestly, I do love you
00:00:35I do
00:00:38And old issues resurfaced
00:00:41Harry and Shakira
00:00:42Harry might want a wife's off again
00:00:43You better than that
00:00:44Which couple is the most fake?
00:00:46Blue and Helena
00:00:48I think that's a cop-out
00:00:48Megan D
00:00:49There's been many situations where you two have now been friends to me
00:00:52Tony and Cash, Shakira and Harry
00:00:54Shakira, you made some very heartful comments to me
00:00:57You want to get personal?
00:01:09I will never speak to you on the outside
00:01:11I honestly can't stand you sometimes
00:01:13I can't stand you
00:01:14The divide
00:01:15I still don't care
00:01:16I'm glad you don't care
00:01:18Rose
00:01:18So much for my peace treaty
00:01:20Me and her are not friends
00:01:22Wider
00:01:23When are we ever going to get a break from this?
00:01:25He had his fun
00:01:26He got away with all of it
00:01:28Whenever you had my back
00:01:48The Islanders are playing everyone's favourite game
00:01:51Couple goals
00:01:52And if you want to play couple goals at home with your mates
00:01:55It's simple
00:01:56All you need are mini blackboards
00:01:58Chalk
00:01:59And a group of friends you don't want to talk to ever again
00:02:07Which couple couldn't handle someone sliding into their partner's DMs?
00:02:13That's a good one
00:02:14That's a good one
00:02:15That's a good one
00:02:16That's a good one
00:02:16That was going to be funny
00:02:19Can I vote for myself?
00:02:21Yes
00:02:22What do you think?
00:02:27I don't want to use that bully yet?
00:02:32Save that one for a good one
00:02:37So we've gone for Tony and Cash
00:02:40I think after yesterday's visit from everyone's mums
00:02:44I think it's safe to say Cash is going to have a bit of a tension
00:02:46And Tony Gill
00:02:49I think you can be very protective
00:02:52And I think that's a good trick
00:02:54We're closing DMs down until further notice
00:02:57Thank you
00:03:00We've said Megan, Dee
00:03:02I feel like before coming in here
00:03:05I watched part of your journey
00:03:05And Meg's very protective
00:03:06Like no matter what situation
00:03:09You're only going to be protective of what you want
00:03:11Thanks Cash
00:03:12I'll take that
00:03:13So we have also gone with Meg and Dijon
00:03:16I feel like someone's sliding in
00:03:18Dijon's DMs might cause a mini crash out
00:03:21But nothing you can't handle
00:03:23We chose Meg and Dijon
00:03:26DMs are going to get to her a little bit
00:03:31Shakira and Harry
00:03:34From past experiences when I was in the couple with Shakira
00:03:37She didn't take too kindly to me flirting with other people
00:03:40On Harry's side I think in here
00:03:43He's used to getting his own way
00:03:44So yeah, it's been interesting to see how that happened out
00:03:46But it was more as Shakira said
00:03:48I think I've personally never been a DMer
00:03:51And it's actually one of the red flags when someone
00:03:53If a girl DMs me first
00:03:55So I've never replied to a girl DMing me first
00:03:59Do you want the medal?
00:04:01I don't think it would be an issue
00:04:04Alright
00:04:08So we have gone for Jamie and Yaz
00:04:11I know what Jamie's like
00:04:13I know he can be protective
00:04:14Which I think is a good thing
00:04:16But I know you can handle it well
00:04:17Yeah
00:04:18Yeah
00:04:19Called her and Megan
00:04:21Just because, yeah
00:04:22I think that when Megan leaves
00:04:24She's going to get a lot of attention
00:04:25And I feel like she could have a few celebs in her DMs as well
00:04:34Which couple is playing it safe?
00:04:37Tell me do you remember
00:04:41We might be alright on this one
00:04:42How sweet it used to be
00:04:45So we've gone for Ty and Angel
00:04:47You've not had any tests
00:04:49Safe?
00:04:50Got a good safe
00:04:51I don't really think it's a bad thing
00:04:52We also chose Ty and Angel
00:04:55I think Angel had a little bit of a different experience
00:04:57Than the rest of us
00:04:58Just coming in and picking her number one choice
00:05:00Who happened to be in somewhat of a friendship couple at the time
00:05:03So I guess we could call that a safe choice
00:05:06Against my window
00:05:07We picked Yaz and Jamie
00:05:10Before Casa
00:05:12Yaz wasn't in a solid couple
00:05:14It could have been a safer option to go for Yaz
00:05:17Jamie went straight in there from the offset
00:05:19I don't personally agree
00:05:21I feel like I've come in here
00:05:23And Yaz was the person that I set my eyes on
00:05:28If anything I was the one that kind of pounced on him initially
00:05:32You didn't have a choice
00:05:33Yeah, you didn't have a choice
00:05:35It's not so like
00:05:35It could be seen that way
00:05:37Do you know what I mean?
00:05:39We picked Connor and Megan
00:05:42I think Megan you've obviously come in here
00:05:44And picked up where things left off with Connor
00:05:46So I think maybe it could be seen as like
00:05:48Connor was your safest option I guess
00:05:51Fair enough
00:05:53We picked Yaz and Jamie
00:05:56For Jamie
00:05:58I think yeah coming in
00:05:59Yaz wasn't in as that strong of a couple
00:06:02I know you said that you pounced on him
00:06:04But he's his own man
00:06:06He can talk to other people if he wants
00:06:07And chose not to
00:06:09I do understand your point of view on that
00:06:11And obviously you wasn't actually in here for Casa
00:06:13Because I did pull every single girl
00:06:16We've gone with Yaz and Jamie
00:06:18I had a good connection with Yaz
00:06:20And I've not fancied anyone as much as I've fancied Yaz
00:06:23So it would make sense
00:06:24Yeah, we'll get you
00:06:27We've gone Tony and Cash
00:06:29When you spoke my first impression I forgot
00:06:32Just because on two different occasions
00:06:35One from coming back from Casa
00:06:37I think we kind of knew Harrison was going to bring back somebody
00:06:41And obviously you brought back Cash
00:06:43And another when Harrison left went straight back to Cash
00:06:49I was single for over a week
00:06:51I think like talking wise and stuff
00:06:54You and Cash rekindled the talking
00:06:57He was still talking to Bill O'Kiss
00:06:58And I put no pressure on him to make a decision
00:07:01You're not letting me speak
00:07:01I'm just saying my opinion
00:07:02That you were still talking
00:07:04Obviously as soon as Harrison left
00:07:06You started to talk to Cash again
00:07:07I don't think it's on Cash's behalf
00:07:09I'm just saying more
00:07:10So you could be playing it safe
00:07:12With a second option of Cash
00:07:14It's harder for her as well
00:07:15For it to not look like that
00:07:17Because there weren't any other options in here for her
00:07:19I didn't need options
00:07:21Nor want options
00:07:22Yeah
00:07:23I was getting there
00:07:24You two look like you're flying so
00:07:27Thanks to you
00:07:36Which couple are you most scared to give your honest opinion on?
00:07:44All right, here we go
00:07:50I want to go with Megan's team
00:07:52Because every time I get my opinion on something
00:07:55I'm not like
00:07:56She's always trying to patronise me
00:07:58And I don't like her
00:07:59You just deflect, deflect, deflect
00:08:01It's impossible to have a conversation with you
00:08:03She thinks that she can say everything to everyone
00:08:06And she's always right
00:08:07Who is the right professionals?
00:08:13Yeah, and i can't take any
00:08:18What role does her have?
00:08:25So i've gone with Megan Dijon
00:08:28In this instance, any time we have a conflict,
00:08:31it probably ends in World War III,
00:08:33so half the time I do hold my tongue with things.
00:08:36I think with that one, if people were honest in the first place
00:08:40and told us to our faces,
00:08:41rather than saying it constantly behind our back,
00:08:44it would be a different story.
00:08:45You throwing around the fake word is quite rich, to be honest.
00:08:52I keep acting like we're the best of mates in here.
00:08:55I think from day one, you're very standoffish
00:08:58with any girl that was posed as a threat.
00:09:01Naturally, we've all made friends with people.
00:09:03My definition of a friend is someone you can confide in,
00:09:06someone who's honest with you, someone you can trust,
00:09:08and I've never felt that with you, Meg.
00:09:10I think I'm amicable with you
00:09:11because we all live in one villa together.
00:09:13I think you've called every single person in this villa fake.
00:09:16You won't be my friend on the outside world.
00:09:18No, I will never pretend to be your mate,
00:09:20and I've never have pretended to be your mate.
00:09:21I will never speak to you on the outside.
00:09:23I honestly can't stand you sometimes.
00:09:26I can't stand you.
00:09:28At least I got the truth out of you for once.
00:09:30You're the same way, the same way.
00:09:33I've always felt about how I feel about you.
00:09:34I honestly don't even care enough to say it to you
00:09:36because I'm not skin off my butt, no.
00:09:38It's like the whole fake comment is real, isn't it?
00:09:41You are fake.
00:09:48I'm not even commenting on this one.
00:09:52We also said Megan D, but I'm not gonna use the word scared.
00:09:55I feel like it's just a waste of breath.
00:09:57I feel like any time anyone says anything to either of you,
00:10:00you deflect it and don't see our point of view.
00:10:03The public's wrong, we're wrong, you guys know what's right,
00:10:06so it's just not worth my time to say my opinions anymore.
00:10:09Perfect.
00:10:15I would say on that one, I feel like I take people's opinions on the chin
00:10:19and a lot of advice I've actually taken from people
00:10:21who's come with me with good intentions in their heart
00:10:23and given me advice.
00:10:27Here he goes.
00:10:28We've gone for Tony and Cash.
00:10:30This is directed at Tony, really,
00:10:32because I've tried to give her my honest opinion
00:10:35and she did not take it, which is fair enough.
00:10:38I'm not really scared.
00:10:39I've tried and, uh...
00:10:42Tony.
00:10:47I still don't care, unfortunately.
00:10:52Sorry, Blue.
00:10:53I don't have it in me anymore.
00:10:55That's cool.
00:10:56I'm glad you don't care.
00:11:02We also said Meg and Ditty.
00:11:05I feel like I've seen so many times in this villa
00:11:07when people have tried to give their opinion
00:11:10or call things how they see it with you two
00:11:11and you two will always make them feel belittled and patronised
00:11:15and I feel like the conversation just always ends in an argument.
00:11:20I've had conversations with you and I don't belittle you,
00:11:22we've had very good conversations and I also feel like
00:11:24when it comes to scared to say their opinion,
00:11:26yes, I'm not being funny.
00:11:28Every single challenge we have it's Meg and D, Meg and D.
00:11:30But why do you think that is?
00:11:32Why do you think that is?
00:11:32No, really, why do you think that is?
00:11:34That's not for no reason.
00:11:35We're trying to have a conversation.
00:11:36Can I just say my point, please?
00:11:37If you do feel scared to say your opinion,
00:11:39I'm sorry for whatever I've done to make you feel that way.
00:11:40It's not for no reason.
00:11:42I don't really feel like it gets anywhere to be quite honest.
00:11:52Yeah, we picked Shakira and Harry.
00:11:55I think for me obviously it's a bit of an awkward one
00:11:58because I was in a couple with Shakira
00:12:00but then also she's one of my close friends
00:12:03so naturally I'm a bit scared to say how I feel
00:12:06because it just looks a certain way sometimes.
00:12:09But I think I'm happy for the two of them.
00:12:11They both seem happy.
00:12:14I think that's completely fair, Colin.
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18We'd say Harry and Shakira
00:12:21just because of the whole situation
00:12:23of obviously being exclusive with Helena
00:12:27and then going back to Shakira.
00:12:30It's just a bit of a confusing situation.
00:12:41Self-explanatory.
00:12:42Not on Cash, on Tony.
00:12:44I think the word scared needs to get straight out
00:12:46because I'm by far scared of you.
00:12:49It's the fact that anyone that has an opinion on you,
00:12:52you can feel like you can say what you want
00:12:54but any of the other girls, if they were to say something,
00:12:57it would be different.
00:12:58I feel like you're one-liners, you always end in them,
00:13:01you always want to have the last word.
00:13:03With the conversation with Blue the other day,
00:13:05he told you to shut up, you told him to shut up,
00:13:07you're never sorry.
00:13:08And why is it one rule for you and not for him?
00:13:10I didn't ask for an apology.
00:13:12Tony, with your one-lines and everything you say,
00:13:15like, no-one ever speaks up and has an opinion against you.
00:13:17Generally, I think a lot of people won't give you an opinion
00:13:20because they can't be bothered for your arguments back,
00:13:23your one-lines back and just the animosity around you.
00:13:26Also, why would Tony apologise if she wasn't sorry?
00:13:29Like, Tony always owns everything that she says.
00:13:32Okay, being hypocritical and then telling me to shut up,
00:13:36I don't think that was fair, so...
00:13:39I'm over it.
00:13:41There you go.
00:13:41It's literally not even worth it.
00:13:43The fact that...
00:13:44Blue, she said she doesn't care
00:13:45and don't want your opinion to keep it.
00:13:46Yeah, it's true, to be fair.
00:13:47She don't care.
00:13:48No, like, I'm not going to apologise for something I'm not sorry about.
00:13:51I appreciate your apology,
00:13:52but you wouldn't have had to give me one if you didn't speak up.
00:13:55Just like you speak up every time.
00:13:57She owns it, though.
00:13:58Yeah, I might own it, too.
00:14:01It is one rule for you and one rule for another.
00:14:03You're saints.
00:14:04You don't say anything bad about anyone.
00:14:06We're not saying that.
00:14:07We never said that.
00:14:10Pick me go.
00:14:13She's the furthest thing from a pick me.
00:14:15I can tell you that for free.
00:14:18Y'all want me to give a fuck so bad.
00:14:20There's no turning back
00:14:24There's no turning back
00:14:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:14:31Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:14:34There's no turning back
00:14:48Couple goals is over and those Islanders shared some pretty strong opinions.
00:14:53For the record, I'm not scared to express my opinions about any of the Islanders.
00:14:57Not since I've fitted that deadbolt to my voiceover booth door.
00:15:04This is why I just get a bit annoyed.
00:15:06It's like, when are we ever going to get a break from this?
00:15:08Yes, you don't like us as a couple.
00:15:10That's fine.
00:15:10But it's the fact that every time in a challenge, when there's a harsh question, you pick me and D.
00:15:15Say what you need to say then.
00:15:17Look how much stuff Shakira's just had to say to me today.
00:15:19What the fuck?
00:15:21Look, you have so much all to say about me and I still don't think I would ever say any
00:15:25of that about them.
00:15:26My thing is just like, why don't they like us as a couple so much?
00:15:29If you don't like us as a couple, why is it so much that you guys just need to sit
00:15:34as a three and talk about how much I don't like Meg and Dajon as a couple?
00:15:38It's literally a situation now where I know they're saying that we don't care or we're not going to say
00:15:42things.
00:15:42And I know they're probably sitting up there on the terrace now just chatting shit about us.
00:15:45I can't talk about you behind your back.
00:15:47I can't talk about you in front of your back.
00:15:48You can't win either way.
00:15:50She acts like I've never said anything to her face.
00:15:52I have several times.
00:15:54So she'll say, oh, she'll make fun of her.
00:15:57What do you think about Akash?
00:15:58What I think of it is, there's obviously stuff brewing between you lot that I don't know about.
00:16:02But it's gone from that threesome comment that time.
00:16:05It's honestly gone from that because it has not stopped.
00:16:07That's where it started from.
00:16:09Since Yaz, when he called the girls beautiful girls in the kitchen and they said, would you have a threesome
00:16:13with us?
00:16:14It's gone from that first ever challenge and it's still carried all the way out.
00:16:18It's boring now.
00:16:19I'm so done with it.
00:16:49I think, yeah, I think you lot are just never going to be friends.
00:17:01Megan, how was your first challenge back?
00:17:04Oh, as dramatic as ever.
00:17:06It's like I never left.
00:17:07A lot of people have got their opinions and expressed it, vice versa.
00:17:10So I'm going to leave it as that.
00:17:26Megan D came and sat down to me and was like, they don't know where the chat and shit is
00:17:31coming from.
00:17:34And then Meg was like to me, oh, she thinks it started from the whole threesome thing.
00:17:38Who made the threesome comment?
00:17:40I don't know.
00:17:41Yaz.
00:17:42Oh, Yaz made the threesome comment.
00:17:45Me, Yaz and Dee were standing in the kitchen just talking shit.
00:17:49Yaz goes, Dee, I have a question for you.
00:17:53Unprovoked.
00:17:54Would you have a threesome with me and Tony?
00:17:56I said, whoa.
00:17:58Oh.
00:17:58And then it turned into this huge fucking thing.
00:18:03It was such a hypothetical question and it got turned into this big thing.
00:18:09Do you feel like, do you feel like it sparked from there?
00:18:12You guys having this divide or?
00:18:15No.
00:18:16I'm telling you, week one, they all isolated me and Shakira.
00:18:23And that's why me and Shakira became friends.
00:18:25When any girl tried to talk to Dee or take Dee on a date, those girls became friends with me
00:18:33and Shakira.
00:18:33It's not my fault her man entertains flirting with other women.
00:18:40Yeah, it's very convenient that you're closed off and that your boyfriend and girlfriend and you love each other now.
00:18:46That there's no bombshells walking through the fucking door.
00:18:48He had his fun.
00:18:49He got away with all of it.
00:18:51Harry, can we go for a chat, please?
00:18:54Yeah, cool.
00:18:56See you in a second, right?
00:18:58See you later.
00:19:03You all right?
00:19:03Yeah, you?
00:19:07How are you, Boone Shaka?
00:19:09I'm all right.
00:19:14Just wanted to speak to you about the challenge earlier because, personally, I feel like we are really close in
00:19:20here.
00:19:20Like, you are one of my best friends with Hal's.
00:19:22And it's such a hard situation and I feel like I've been there for you for everything.
00:19:27And I don't feel like you had my back at all in that.
00:19:30I know it's such an awkward situation for you.
00:19:31But at the same time, she did make some comments.
00:19:34Like, as me, knowing if I was your friend or not, I would have, for one, not let that run
00:19:40before the challenge.
00:19:41Or, like, I don't know whether you've had a conversation with her after it about how she feels about me.
00:19:46Or you don't want to because I'm your friend.
00:19:48I think it's a really difficult spot for me, Meg.
00:19:50Like, I do have your back.
00:19:52I don't really know how to handle it, Meg, if I'm honest.
00:19:54It's a weird situation.
00:19:56It's a new situation for me to ever be in.
00:19:59I get that.
00:19:59But now it's like you're now in that group.
00:20:02Now this whole divide thing is actually a divide because I'm hearing true things, what people think about me.
00:20:07And it's hurtful.
00:20:08But at the same time, it's like, when have you had my back?
00:20:12But, Meg, I don't want you to ever be like, on my ship sailed, I'm in a group, I'm never
00:20:18going to take sides.
00:20:19Like, I completely understand and I apologise if you feel like I haven't had your back today.
00:20:24I don't want this and I don't think everything she's saying is right.
00:20:28And I'm not like, I've hard checked it and I'm like, you've got to just, you can't do this.
00:20:32She's entitled to her opinion.
00:20:34At the end of the day, I want you to be happy and I want you to focus on your
00:20:37relationship.
00:20:37But it's now got to a point where every single challenge is personal to me and Dee.
00:20:42I'm not going to speak to her.
00:20:43I don't need to, we don't see eye to eye.
00:20:45I obviously thought we were friends.
00:20:47She's thought different.
00:20:48Where you're coming from is completely fair.
00:20:50And I don't want you to feel let down or like, I've switched sides and I'm not your friend.
00:20:54Because I am.
00:20:55And I have been the whole time.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:57Right, come on.
00:20:58Come here.
00:20:59Yeah.
00:20:59Thanks, Harry.
00:21:02Yasmin's been reflecting on her Love Island journey.
00:21:05Have been reflecting on my Love Island journey.
00:21:08It's basically voiceover booth, fridge, voiceover booth, fridge, voiceover booth, fridge, toilet, bed.
00:21:13Oh, so many memories.
00:21:14I was just thinking about like, a lot of things.
00:21:17I've just been reflecting on my whole journey in here.
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:21And you've obviously been such a big part of it.
00:21:24And you've been the best part of it.
00:21:26I've seen like, how you handle situations.
00:21:29And I think all of those things to me are just really important to see.
00:21:34And it will tell me a lot about a person and like, potential like, qualities that I would want in,
00:21:41in a, in a future someone.
00:21:43Um, like, I just know that you're just that person that like, always wants the best for me and genuinely
00:21:49cares for me.
00:21:50Of course, of course, of course.
00:21:50Um, when I saw my mum and sister, like, I know full well, if I was coupled up with an
00:21:55arsehole, they'd be the first to tell me that.
00:21:58And they obviously only had nice things to say about you, which I knew they would anyways.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:02I never doubted that for a second.
00:22:05Mm-hmm.
00:22:05It's hard because, you know, that I don't wear my heart on my sleeve and it's really rare for me
00:22:10to be emotional and it's so rare for me to be vulnerable with someone.
00:22:16I really appreciate some of the things you just said.
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:20It was very nice to hear.
00:22:21Like, I don't say it enough.
00:22:23I know, I know.
00:22:24Like, I really appreciate you being vulnerable with me.
00:22:26But I just wanted you to know, like, how much I genuinely do like you and I do have feelings
00:22:30for you.
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:35So I wanted to say that to you because of that.
00:22:38I just wanted to be the one to say, I do want to be exclusive with you.
00:22:42Of course, I would love to be exclusive with you, too.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:48It's really, really sweet of you to come and say that to me.
00:22:52And, yeah, I'm ecstatic to explore it further.
00:22:58But, yeah, I mean, you actually beat me to it.
00:23:00And also, this is where it all started as well.
00:23:03I think we might have to throw it back.
00:23:04Yeah, let's do it.
00:23:17Come here.
00:23:18Come here.
00:23:21You've really made it a special one.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:26Yeah.
00:23:31No, I've never seen Yasmin swim before.
00:23:34I mean, it was an internal swoon.
00:23:37Obviously, she remained bolt upright throughout.
00:23:40And now, she wants to share her big news.
00:23:42I have made things exclusive with Jamie.
00:23:46I feel like I was thinking about making it exclusive with Yasmin today.
00:23:56And, um, she beat me to it.
00:24:13I feel like I just got engaged.
00:24:15I just think it's so reassuring for him as well.
00:24:17I feel like, like, for you to say it.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:19It just, like, needed to come from me because it just meant a lot more.
00:24:24I'm proud of you, girl.
00:24:25I'm just, honestly, I'm on top of the moon right now.
00:24:27I feel like I'm on top of the moon right now.
00:24:54I feel like I'm on top of the moon right now.
00:24:57Yeah, take a chance, understand
00:25:00I can be, be your move
00:25:02Free your life, open up
00:25:04I can be the one you love
00:25:09Take a chance
00:25:20Watch me cross the room, caught you staring kinda cute
00:25:24You too shy but like this view
00:25:25Follow my lead if you choose
00:25:28Blue once did a DJ residency at Café Del Mar in Ibiza
00:25:33Well, I say residency, they kicked him out after five minutes
00:25:37because the crowd turned on him
00:25:42How's everyone feeling this morning?
00:25:46Energy
00:25:48I can feel the energy
00:25:54Ah, Becky
00:25:56Better say my name
00:25:59If you wanted better say my name
00:26:03Woohoo, woohoo
00:26:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:26:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:26:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:26:10I can't believe we never ever got a girls day
00:26:14It's because of the divide
00:26:15Because of what?
00:26:16The divide if it wouldn't make sense like
00:26:18They got more fucking bum showers than us as well
00:26:21It's because Meg lost her head every time
00:26:23What the fuck?
00:26:25Oh, God
00:26:26Oh, I don't know what this shit
00:26:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:26:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:26:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:26:36Say my name
00:26:38Dee thinks Megan's changed
00:26:40Well, Dee, people change
00:26:41When this show started
00:26:43I used to go out
00:26:44Have ten pints and a kebab
00:26:45And then hit the gym in the morning
00:26:47Whereas now
00:26:48I sort of don't bother with the gym
00:26:50Boys, I've been thinking, yeah
00:26:52I don't know what to do
00:26:53I don't know if you...
00:26:54I feel like you see it as well, H
00:26:56But like
00:26:57It's a weird one
00:26:58Because
00:26:59You know how much I love Megan
00:27:02But I just feel like
00:27:03The first time Megan came in
00:27:06To this time that she came in
00:27:08It's completely different
00:27:10The first time
00:27:11You know Megan has like
00:27:13Her friend's backs
00:27:14Like 100%
00:27:15And she's never shy
00:27:17About speaking up
00:27:18Never shy about speaking up
00:27:19So then now
00:27:22The...
00:27:22After yesterday
00:27:23That's when I was like
00:27:24This is too much now
00:27:26Because
00:27:26For Shakira to sit there
00:27:28In the challenge
00:27:29And be like
00:27:30Meg, Meg, I don't like you
00:27:32I can't stand you
00:27:33And
00:27:34And Megan just to
00:27:35Sit back and not say anything
00:27:37Is that because she's been on the outside?
00:27:39You've been on the outside
00:27:40Why do you think that is?
00:27:41From the outside you see
00:27:43Two sides
00:27:45There's a good side and a bad side
00:27:46Right
00:27:46And she's kind of sitting on the fence
00:27:47Because she doesn't want to get in
00:27:50Really involved in
00:27:51In the whole
00:27:53Drama
00:27:54But that's
00:27:55From the get-go
00:27:56She was always involved in the drama
00:27:57But that's what I mean
00:27:58That's not her
00:27:59When she first come in
00:28:00She was battering you
00:28:01Like
00:28:01How are you being with it?
00:28:03I don't like it
00:28:04But like that would be
00:28:05Before anyone even
00:28:06Yeah
00:28:07Before she hadn't seen anything
00:28:08And then
00:28:09Now it's like you're with Shakira
00:28:10It's like
00:28:11She doesn't want to say anything to you now
00:28:13Because
00:28:13She doesn't want to get in
00:28:14Like a riff with Shakira
00:28:15Or anything like that
00:28:16That's what it kind of seems like
00:28:17So now she's just not saying anything at all to you
00:28:19It seems like they're really loved
00:28:22Who?
00:28:23Tony and Shakira
00:28:24Oh wow
00:28:25Oh okay
00:28:26And the other girls
00:28:27Look like the bad
00:28:28The mean girls
00:28:29Oh okay
00:28:30Yeah
00:28:30On the outside
00:28:31Obviously Tommy left with Lucy
00:28:33Didn't he?
00:28:33Yeah
00:28:34And I don't know if her
00:28:36And Meghan and Tommy
00:28:37Like picked up on the outside
00:28:38Or whatever
00:28:39But
00:28:40They were speaking
00:28:41They were speaking before they came in here
00:28:42She came in here
00:28:43And you've seen it
00:28:45I've heard it
00:28:45Seriously
00:28:46And obviously you've been out
00:28:47Like you've probably
00:28:49Heard or seen whatever
00:28:50Do you know what I mean?
00:28:52Well when
00:28:54When
00:28:55Tommy and Lucy were in tape
00:28:59Cracking on
00:29:00She was fuming
00:29:01Was she?
00:29:03Connor's our boy man
00:29:04Like
00:29:05He's such a hard situation to be in
00:29:07But like don't you think we need to tell it?
00:29:10We've got to chat to Con mate
00:29:11We've got to chat to Con
00:29:12We're going to have to chat to Con
00:29:14When it's the
00:29:15Nah we've got to chat to Con
00:29:17When it's the right time
00:29:18You're not going to take a while
00:29:19Nah but we have to
00:29:20We have to
00:29:21We have to
00:29:21He's our boy
00:29:22Yeah yeah we have to take
00:29:23He's our boy
00:29:25Let's get Con him
00:29:26What I'm bringing Mini Firepits
00:29:28Yeah
00:29:28Yeah like kind of more away isn't it
00:29:30Yeah
00:29:31Nice boys
00:29:37Con
00:29:39Come chat for a sec
00:29:44Where are they going?
00:29:48What's going on there?
00:29:50Yeah what is going on there?
00:29:52How you feeling?
00:29:55Me?
00:29:56I feel good man yeah
00:29:57There's just something that
00:29:58Like we wanted to talk to you about
00:30:01Um
00:30:02Megan and
00:30:03Tommy
00:30:04I've been
00:30:05Like
00:30:06Chatting a lot
00:30:07But I don't know about spending time together
00:30:08And
00:30:09We just thought it's alright
00:30:10Like you should know that Con
00:30:12I don't want you to be blindsided
00:30:14Mm
00:30:14Is a thing where
00:30:15Yeah you don't want to look like an idiot
00:30:16Yeah I don't want you to look like an idiot bro
00:30:18It's
00:30:18Quite a tough one
00:30:19But I know that you would
00:30:20You would appreciate
00:30:22Being told
00:30:22What's going on there?
00:30:24What's going on there?
00:30:25What's going on there?
00:30:26Comments out here then Harry like
00:30:29Can't
00:30:29I'm very serious
00:30:30God no
00:30:31This side of Harry is not a side that I want to get involved with
00:30:35Boring
00:30:36Lisa was getting with Tommy
00:30:38Uh
00:30:39Megan was behind
00:30:40And she was fuming
00:30:41Fuming that
00:30:43Lucy and Tommy are getting together
00:30:44I'm sure she'll tell you straight up to be honest
00:30:46Um
00:30:46I don't think she's going to lie to you about it
00:30:48But
00:30:49I thought
00:30:50You're going to tell her
00:30:51She's going to tell you that that's a lie
00:30:53And she's going to come at me
00:30:54Which is
00:30:55Do you know what I mean?
00:30:56Yeah yeah yeah
00:30:56But this is
00:30:57This is
00:30:58I'm not
00:30:58This is what I saw
00:30:59I know Tommy like
00:31:01You know what I mean
00:31:01And if he's with Lucy
00:31:03I don't think that he's going to be
00:31:05Doing the madness
00:31:06I just feel like
00:31:07The fact of the matter is
00:31:09You just need to have a conversation with Megan
00:31:11And like
00:31:12Find out like what's actually been going on
00:31:14I thought it was all a friendly vibe
00:31:16Um
00:31:17Because they obviously did get on like
00:31:19And
00:31:19They had their thing
00:31:20And like she's
00:31:21I presume if she wanted to
00:31:24Do her thing with Tommy
00:31:25She wouldn't come back in here
00:31:26She could be about Tommy
00:31:27But there's also a big reason for her to be just
00:31:30Because she doesn't like Lucy
00:31:31I'll get that
00:31:32Like
00:31:32You was here with
00:31:34The first time Megan was in here
00:31:35Yeah
00:31:36And like
00:31:37How like
00:31:38We know how close Megan
00:31:40Meg and Helena are
00:31:42And if there was any situation
00:31:44Megan would be the first person to have
00:31:46Meg's back
00:31:47Or
00:31:48Any of their backs
00:31:49She's acting different from the first time she was in here
00:31:52Yeah
00:31:52I get all that
00:31:54But like
00:31:55How does that relate to me and Megan
00:31:57How come in here
00:31:58Knowing everything on the outside
00:32:01World
00:32:01And she's coming
00:32:02And she
00:32:03She might be
00:32:04Like
00:32:05Still playing the game
00:32:06All this
00:32:08Is
00:32:08Like
00:32:09Something that
00:32:10I don't really give a fuck about too much
00:32:12What is going on?
00:32:14What is he doing?
00:32:15What is he looking up with him?
00:32:17I just need to iron out like
00:32:18What the crack is
00:32:19To talk to now
00:32:19Get to the bottom of the middle of this boys
00:32:21My boy
00:32:22Yeah
00:32:23Cheers boys
00:32:24Take some
00:32:27Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
00:32:30What was that about?
00:32:31I'll tell you
00:32:33I'll tell you
00:32:33Can you tell us all of that?
00:32:36It's not going to go down well boys
00:32:38Nah it's not
00:32:38Where are we going?
00:32:40Sorry for you
00:32:40Oh God
00:32:43What do you think is
00:32:45What should we get?
00:32:48They were like look we've all been chatting
00:32:50About er
00:32:51You and Megan
00:32:53And er
00:32:55We just felt like we needed to tell you this
00:32:56And I was just like what?
00:32:58And they were like
00:33:00She's like talking to Tommy
00:33:02Oh there we go
00:33:03I had one phone call with him
00:33:05And I spoke to him on tape
00:33:05Yeah I know but I'll tell you
00:33:07Okay go on sorry
00:33:07And like yeah they were chatting on tape
00:33:09And he was getting with Lucy
00:33:11And like Megan was fuming
00:33:13Yeah and it wasn't nice seeing him like
00:33:14Lips Lucy in front of me
00:33:16Because like obviously I've
00:33:17Just been sat like
00:33:18I was sat behind them saying
00:33:19Where's that hair?
00:33:20They're sat in department lips
00:33:21And I was like aw
00:33:21That was it?
00:33:22We had been texting and stuff
00:33:24Like we had flirty chats or whatever
00:33:25But it wasn't that like
00:33:26You said you were having flirty texts
00:33:27Or something just there
00:33:28But like yeah afterwards a bit
00:33:30It was just like
00:33:30Oh lol like
00:33:31Oh feelings like
00:33:32Don't go away
00:33:33Like straight away
00:33:34It was like shit like that
00:33:35Do you know what I mean?
00:33:37But it doesn't
00:33:37Like you literally with someone else
00:33:38I've come back here
00:33:39I'm with you
00:33:40Like no one was ever going to come of it
00:33:42No and I'm not annoyed
00:33:44This is like me processing everything
00:33:45No of course and I get that
00:33:46And I think it's so understandable
00:33:48You to be a bit like what the fuck
00:33:49Blue and the two boys are like
00:33:51Yeah I think she's just acting different
00:33:52Er
00:33:54Because of like say
00:33:56Not sticking up for Megan
00:33:57And stuff like that
00:33:58In that situation
00:33:58Because I haven't been here for three weeks
00:34:00I haven't been living in here
00:34:01I don't know
00:34:02Yeah
00:34:02It's not my place to get involved
00:34:04Yeah
00:34:04I was just chatting to Harry
00:34:06And Blue
00:34:07Blue was talking about the outside world
00:34:09And his perception
00:34:10Of like the whole Megan
00:34:12And Connor situation
00:34:14That the Megan that come in the first time
00:34:16Is completely different
00:34:18To the Megan that's in here now
00:34:19She made a comment today
00:34:20About me
00:34:21And Megan
00:34:22What was the comment?
00:34:23The house was like
00:34:24They've had more girls' bumshells
00:34:25And Megan went
00:34:26Yeah they wouldn't bring any more
00:34:27Because Meg would just boot off
00:34:29Every time
00:34:29Wow
00:34:30For her to be like
00:34:32Kissing Tommy
00:34:32Is that like
00:34:33No
00:34:34It's quite a normal thing
00:34:35No of course
00:34:35I know
00:34:36But it was like
00:34:36Me and her
00:34:37Me and Tommy had been speaking
00:34:38We'd gotten on
00:34:39And then
00:34:40Nothing like
00:34:41We'd just been catching up
00:34:42Like do you know what I mean
00:34:42And like
00:34:43Yeah it was a bit flirty
00:34:44But like
00:34:44He was with her
00:34:46He left with her
00:34:46He came with her
00:34:47But then she was trying to be my mate
00:34:49After like
00:34:49Calling me a slapper
00:34:50She like
00:34:51Said something out
00:34:52Like that she'd called me that
00:34:53Like when I was getting with you in here
00:34:55And then she was like
00:34:56Trying to be all friendly with me
00:34:57And then she's going
00:34:58And pulling him
00:34:59So it was like
00:35:00A lot of shit to deal with
00:35:02Do you know what I mean?
00:35:03Yeah
00:35:03When it was the grafties
00:35:04She had already seen everything
00:35:06And she didn't come in here once
00:35:07And say to you girls
00:35:08Oh by the way
00:35:09Or to you
00:35:09By the way
00:35:10They've been saying
00:35:11They've been saying this about
00:35:12That's so true
00:35:13I'm here for you
00:35:14No but I get
00:35:15And like I mean
00:35:16And I appreciate that
00:35:17And I believe you
00:35:17And same here
00:35:19But I'm not asking about
00:35:21Me and you
00:35:22Yeah
00:35:22I'm asking about
00:35:23You and him
00:35:24There's nothing there now
00:35:25Like at all
00:35:26And I'm not going to have
00:35:27Like an argument
00:35:28Or fight about something like
00:35:29That hasn't happened
00:35:30You know
00:35:31And that's why
00:35:32I had your back
00:35:33When the boys are talking
00:35:34But also
00:35:35What I will say is
00:35:37And because I've seen it
00:35:38So much in here
00:35:39When couples are going good
00:35:42And obviously it's getting
00:35:43The crunch time now
00:35:44Yeah
00:35:45It's convenient that the boys
00:35:48Come
00:35:49With a problem for me
00:35:50And a problem for you
00:35:52To make you act out
00:35:53Our character
00:35:53And to make me act out
00:35:55Our character
00:35:55And to turn us
00:35:57Against each other
00:35:58Just bear that in mind
00:35:59When you're having
00:36:00A conversation
00:36:00Yeah
00:36:01That's that
00:36:02Like
00:36:04Case closed
00:36:04I have no more to say
00:36:05Case closed
00:36:13Megan's having a bad day
00:36:14First Connor hassled her about Tommy
00:36:16Now Dee's having a go
00:36:18And to top it all
00:36:19Someone's borrowed her toothbrush
00:36:20I'll stick it back later
00:36:23But it's the only way
00:36:23I can scratch my feet
00:36:24With my boots on
00:36:25I don't think I'll just do a big thing
00:36:27In front of everybody either
00:36:28Because I don't think it's
00:36:28Everyone's business
00:36:29Even though everything says it's their business
00:36:31Erm
00:36:31Yeah, Blue
00:36:32Let's just ask real quickly
00:36:34And then
00:36:34Sorry Blue
00:36:35I'll get to you
00:36:36Because you've pissed me off
00:36:37Erm
00:36:40It's just like
00:36:40From my circumstance
00:36:42I'm like
00:36:42I've come in
00:36:43Like in a weird thing
00:36:44And the last thing I want
00:36:45Is people think I'm different
00:36:46Because I don't think I'm different
00:36:47Like around the thing
00:36:48But I get where you're coming from
00:36:49Normally I would say shit
00:36:51But I'm like
00:36:51I haven't been here
00:36:52I don't want to comment on shit
00:36:53And get things wrong
00:36:54Be roaring and shouting
00:36:56And I'm like
00:36:56Do you know what I mean?
00:36:57Like
00:36:57I'm like
00:36:58Obviously I don't want to sit there
00:36:59And all that happened
00:37:00Do you know what I mean?
00:37:01But I'm like
00:37:01I haven't
00:37:02I never wanted you to come in
00:37:05It was just that
00:37:06I'm talking about the stuff
00:37:07That you've seen
00:37:08Yeah
00:37:09I didn't want to sit there
00:37:10And watch it
00:37:10And I said to you
00:37:12I was like
00:37:13I haven't watched all of it
00:37:14So for me to come in
00:37:15And be like
00:37:16Oh well they said that
00:37:17I actually don't know
00:37:18Like no matter what I do
00:37:19If I don't say something
00:37:20I'm in the wrong
00:37:21If I do say something
00:37:21I'm in the wrong
00:37:22But I just want you to be you
00:37:24But I am being me
00:37:26But I'm just not getting involved
00:37:27In the drama
00:37:28That I haven't been here for
00:37:29But yeah
00:37:29But I'm saying like
00:37:30It's the stuff that you have been here for
00:37:32Is like
00:37:32You don't need to be shouting
00:37:34Or taking any signs
00:37:35It's just like
00:37:35You as a person
00:37:36You know what's wrong and right
00:37:37Yeah of course
00:37:38And you'll stand up for what's wrong and right
00:37:40I definitely could have stuck up a bag
00:37:42I was just
00:37:42It's weird
00:37:43Like I don't like
00:37:45Do you know what I mean
00:37:46Like it's just a weird circumstance
00:37:47For me to be in
00:37:48Where I'm like
00:37:48Like if I pipe up
00:37:49I'm like shut the fuck up
00:37:50You haven't been here
00:37:51Do you know what I mean
00:37:51So I'm putting myself on fire at night
00:37:53But no I get exactly where I'm from
00:37:54And I did go up and check on Meg
00:37:55Straight away after
00:37:59Megs?
00:37:59Shit
00:38:03I didn't want to go in on the chat
00:38:05If you lot was
00:38:06In a
00:38:07She's wandering around
00:38:08Yeah
00:38:08Like I didn't want to go in the chat
00:38:10Hello love
00:38:11Hi
00:38:11I am sorry I didn't
00:38:13I could have
00:38:13Stuck up with
00:38:14A lot of the shit that like
00:38:15Is brought up in them challenges
00:38:17I haven't been here
00:38:17And I haven't watched a lot
00:38:18But
00:38:19You know what I know
00:38:20What yous have is real
00:38:21And I could have been there for you
00:38:22And I'm sorry that was a shit mail from me
00:38:23And all I could do was say
00:38:25I'm sorry
00:38:25Cause you know I love you
00:38:26And you know I
00:38:27I'm a big fan
00:38:28Like
00:38:30But obviously it was just a bit of shit
00:38:31Because when you come in
00:38:32Like you could see how excited we were
00:38:34No I know
00:38:34To come in like
00:38:35We was
00:38:36I was shaking for you to come back
00:38:37Yeah
00:38:37Like I was so excited
00:38:38And I was like
00:38:38Oh Megan like I've needed you in places
00:38:40But yesterday like
00:38:42Okay like I'll just sit here and take it
00:38:43I can take it
00:38:44It's not like I can't
00:38:45But it was just like
00:38:46Previously you would have
00:38:47Obviously
00:38:48Been there
00:38:49Obviously cause like
00:38:50You and Howard are my best friends in here
00:38:52And then this morning
00:38:53Obviously there was a comment made
00:38:54That you made
00:38:55About me
00:38:56And I was just like
00:38:57Oh Megan do I need that
00:38:58What did I say?
00:38:58The house was like
00:38:59Oh we need more boy bombshells for once
00:39:01Because the boys have had all the girls
00:39:03That was a joke though
00:39:03I know you would have said it in a joke
00:39:05But like
00:39:05Because this has been brung up
00:39:07Every single situation
00:39:09Like
00:39:09You turned around and was like
00:39:10Oh it's cause Megan boots off
00:39:12Like
00:39:12Not
00:39:12Like
00:39:13I know you said it as a joke
00:39:14I know
00:39:15I didn't mean it in like
00:39:15Yeah
00:39:15Because you're getting it from all of the rents
00:39:16And then for me to like
00:39:17Make a joke like that
00:39:18It's just like
00:39:20Putting salt in the wound
00:39:21Yeah
00:39:21And coming from something
00:39:23That you're close to
00:39:24It's not nice
00:39:25Yeah
00:39:25I'm sorry
00:39:26No it's okay
00:39:27Thank you
00:39:28I love you
00:39:28Love you too
00:39:30Come here
00:39:30Oh Max
00:39:32No
00:39:37Don't feel like that
00:39:38It's not like a
00:39:42Don't feel like that
00:39:42Because you make me bloody cry
00:39:44It's just so cool
00:39:45Like
00:39:47I just want to go inside for a minute
00:39:50We're going inside
00:39:52Is she going inside?
00:40:04I think it's a shit one for her because
00:40:08She's come back in and
00:40:10Tried to give me her best shot
00:40:12And then
00:40:13In her head
00:40:14She's like
00:40:16I miss a lot
00:40:17So I really don't want to get involved in this fucking divide
00:40:19I know it's hard for you
00:40:20Like I know
00:40:21I don't
00:40:22This is what I said to Dee
00:40:23Like I was shocked that you made that comment
00:40:25But I'm not going to let him put down the relationship
00:40:26I really didn't mean that
00:40:27Why I meant it
00:40:28I know you did
00:40:29I know you did
00:40:30And that's why I said to Ainge
00:40:31Like I said to Ainge
00:40:32We were sat there
00:40:33And I said was that needed
00:40:33But I let her brush over
00:40:34Because I know you don't mean it like that
00:40:36I know you mean it in a zoki way
00:40:38I know you do
00:40:39It's like
00:40:39Why is like
00:40:40Blue and all bringing up me
00:40:42And Tommy's conversation
00:40:43It's always going to be thinking
00:40:44Oh Tommy
00:40:44We didn't get to resolve things
00:40:46Because you fucking have
00:40:47I'm only human
00:40:48It's not like you didn't have feelings for Tommy
00:40:50Exactly
00:40:50You did
00:40:51I think just focus on you and Connor at the end of the day
00:40:54I get it
00:40:54She's come back for him, haven't she?
00:40:56Yeah
00:40:56Yeah, exactly
00:40:57She has come back for him
00:40:58She didn't think there was anything there
00:40:59She wouldn't have come back
00:41:00No
00:41:00No, which I understand
00:41:03But if I didn't say anything I'd be lying to Connor
00:41:05Oh, it was you that said something?
00:41:06It was all of us
00:41:07Oh, okay
00:41:19Blue's asking Shakira about her worst date ever
00:41:22My worst date ever?
00:41:23That one I had with the hair on it
00:41:25That definitely didn't come off somebody's head
00:41:27I can't resist a date
00:41:29Where's your worst date, Shakira?
00:41:33I haven't really had many, like, dating horror stories
00:41:37No, they've all been pretty good
00:41:39Oh
00:41:41Someone's got a text
00:41:42Someone's just got a text
00:41:43I've got a text!
00:41:44Shit
00:41:45What?
00:41:47Shit
00:41:49Islanders
00:41:50It is time to pull out all the stops
00:41:52As you take centre stage in tonight's talent show
00:41:55Fuck off
00:41:56Yes
00:41:58Hashtag time to stand on show business
00:42:00Oh, sorry
00:42:01Yes
00:42:06Oh
00:42:06Oh, thank God
00:42:07Scooby juice
00:42:16Talent show for a talentless bunch
00:42:18This is going to be hell in hover
00:42:21Let's get it
00:42:23I like to move it move it
00:42:28I'm not talented.
00:42:30You are talented.
00:42:31No.
00:42:31It's talent time.
00:42:47It's the Love Island Talent Show.
00:42:49Tricky one this year, because after the last few days,
00:42:52some of her acts are performing to a crowd that actively dislikes them.
00:42:56And I know that feeling.
00:42:57I've performed in Hull.
00:42:59Good luck to you all out there.
00:43:00We got some real talent in this bunch.
00:43:03Not just pretty faces, us.
00:43:06Tight.
00:43:07Cheers!
00:43:14Dijon wants to start by giving everyone a bit of PT.
00:43:17I just wish we could all just get along.
00:43:19And one thing I love about sports and fitness is it always
00:43:22brings people together.
00:43:24So, yeah, let's make a little bit of playful fun with this divide
00:43:27and have a bit of friendly competition.
00:43:32The whole divide thing is ridiculous.
00:43:34Let's make this fun.
00:43:36Come on, then.
00:43:36So you guys cheer this team on.
00:43:38You guys cheer this team on.
00:43:40You divided us again!
00:43:42No, but it's fun.
00:43:42Come on, come on, come on.
00:43:44All right, all right.
00:43:45Are we ready?
00:43:46So when we're doing the kettlebell swings,
00:43:47we're just pushing through the hips.
00:43:49Here.
00:43:49Bang.
00:43:53After your ten squats,
00:43:54you're just going to run there.
00:43:55First one to collect the ball wins.
00:43:58All right.
00:43:58Are we ready?
00:43:59All right, team.
00:44:00Come on, come on, come on.
00:44:01I need you to get behind them.
00:44:02Come on, come on.
00:44:05Touch my hat.
00:44:06Touch my hat.
00:44:07There we go.
00:44:08There we go.
00:44:08One, two, three.
00:44:09One, two, three.
00:44:10Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:44:31Ah, what a ten.
00:44:32No, no.
00:44:38No, no.
00:44:42Cash does modelling and dancing for a living
00:44:46and judging by this performance,
00:44:48he must be one hell of a model.
00:44:56Go, Cash!
00:44:56Looking for a color, this is fun.
00:44:59Go Cash!
00:45:02Can you have a walk with me?
00:45:03Go Cash!
00:45:04Hey!
00:45:05Hey!
00:45:07Go Cash!
00:45:09Go Cash!
00:45:10I'm going to pop some Jags.
00:45:12I got $20 in my pocket.
00:45:16Oh my god.
00:45:18Shit.
00:45:18Ah!
00:45:20I'm wearing the granddad's clothes.
00:45:23I look incredible.
00:45:25I'm in this graveyard's clothes.
00:45:28I'm in this graveyard's clothes.
00:45:30I'm in this graveyard's clothes.
00:45:31The boys!
00:45:33Yay!
00:45:35That was hot.
00:45:36That was raw.
00:45:37I'm flustered.
00:45:42Meg's going to perform an act best described as what a toddler does to earn sweets when the
00:45:48grandparents visit.
00:45:49You spin me, I spin baby, I spin my mind.
00:45:53You spin me, I spin my mind.
00:45:56Oh, she's on one leg.
00:45:57Go Meg.
00:45:58Go Meg!
00:46:00Woo!
00:46:01Woo!
00:46:02Woo!
00:46:04Woo!
00:46:05What the hell?
00:46:06That's so impressive.
00:46:08Woo!
00:46:09Woo!
00:46:11Woo!
00:46:12Woo!
00:46:13Woo!
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:16Woo!
00:46:17Woo!
00:46:19I haven't spanned plates since 20 years ago when I was in year two.
00:46:22So from six years old to 26 nearly, not bad.
00:46:26Blue's taking this performance seriously.
00:46:28Yes, the gloves are coming off.
00:46:31Oh, no.
00:46:31My mistake.
00:46:32The gloves are actually going on.
00:46:33I should watch ahead.
00:46:35Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:46:37Tonight, I'm going to be your Mai Tai coach.
00:46:39Woo!
00:46:41D, you're going to be your pad man for the evening.
00:46:43All right, bro.
00:46:44Let's go.
00:46:45And we're going to start off with a jab.
00:46:47Straight into the jab.
00:46:48Woo!
00:46:48From there, we'll go into an uppercut.
00:46:50And we go up.
00:46:52And then we'll go in for an elbow.
00:46:55Ja!
00:46:55Oy!
00:46:56Oh, that was a surprise one.
00:46:58So we'll put that all together, and we'll get this.
00:47:01Ja!
00:47:01Ja!
00:47:01Ja!
00:47:02Ja!
00:47:03Ja!
00:47:03Yeah!
00:47:06In Mai Tai, you've also got leg kicks.
00:47:08You've got a low kick.
00:47:10So, ja!
00:47:11Oh!
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:12And then middle kick.
00:47:14Ja!
00:47:15Oh!
00:47:17Oh!
00:47:19Oh!
00:47:20Oh!
00:47:21Oh!
00:47:23Oh!
00:47:25Oh!
00:47:29Oh!
00:47:33Oh!
00:47:35Oh!
00:47:36Oh!
00:47:38Oh!
00:47:39Oh!
00:47:41Oh!
00:47:42Well done, Blake!
00:47:43Stay tuned for next time, boys and girls!
00:47:46Woo!
00:47:47I'm all good!
00:47:48Oh, my God.
00:47:50I'm crazy, man.
00:48:00Welcome back to the Love Island Talent Show.
00:48:03And can I just say a quick hello to the viewers
00:48:05who have launched legal proceedings against us for false advertising?
00:48:09It's an open and shut case.
00:48:11We ain't had a terrible one yet.
00:48:14Just stay patient.
00:48:18I'm not far off.
00:48:21Mm-hmm.
00:48:23Woo!
00:48:24Yasmin's up next, and for the benefit of her islanders,
00:48:27those things she's carrying are called books.
00:48:30They're like long TikToks but with words.
00:48:35This is how to get the most perfect AI-generated posture.
00:48:43So I'm gonna demonstrate and then copy what I do, essentially.
00:48:47Straight back.
00:48:48Imagine there is a string above your head.
00:48:51Sitting up.
00:48:52Oh, you guys look so elegant!
00:48:54Place the book on top of your head.
00:48:56If I call your name out, if you stand up for me
00:49:00and walk from here...
00:49:01Oh, wow, that's a joke, Yas.
00:49:02...all the way to here.
00:49:03Oh, my God.
00:49:05Go on, Yas.
00:49:06And I'm gonna rank who's got the best and worst posture.
00:49:10This is very good.
00:49:11If you come up and strut your stuff, Shakira.
00:49:15Woo!
00:49:20Ooh, Shakalaka!
00:49:21You know I'm in the best place.
00:49:24You're right?
00:49:25Oh, my God!
00:49:27Oh, my God!
00:49:29Oh, my God!
00:49:31Oh, my God!
00:49:31Oh, my God!
00:49:32Oh, my God!
00:49:32Woo!
00:49:33Woo!
00:49:34Ty, if you want to strut your stuff.
00:49:37No.
00:49:37He's stiff.
00:49:38Go on, Ty.
00:49:39Go on, Ty.
00:49:40Go on, Ty.
00:49:41He's very sophisticated.
00:49:43Best posture goes to Mr. Ty over here.
00:49:47Woo!
00:49:49And the worst posture has to go to Miss Shrimpy over there.
00:49:53Woo!
00:49:56Didn't want to see anyone in a C-shape.
00:49:58At the end of the day, I think we should save being...
00:50:02No!
00:50:03Woo!
00:50:04Ty and Angel are gonna put on a magical act
00:50:07and, to be fair to them, they're about to make the next
00:50:09two minutes of my life disappear.
00:50:11I put a spell on you.
00:50:15Evening?
00:50:18Ahem.
00:50:19Ladies and gentlemen,
00:50:21get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
00:50:26Woo!
00:50:28Introducing by Lafique Angelique!
00:50:32I am going to be reading your mind.
00:50:36Ooh.
00:50:37Ooh.
00:50:41What's up?
00:50:43Take the card.
00:50:45What is army doing?
00:50:47Show everyone the card.
00:50:49Okay, yeah.
00:50:50Put the card back in.
00:50:54Is it a red card or a blue card?
00:50:58Black card.
00:51:00Sorry.
00:51:01Red or black?
00:51:03Red or black?
00:51:04Am I supposed to tell you?
00:51:04No, I'm gonna tell you.
00:51:06Oh, you can.
00:51:06It's a red card.
00:51:08Oh, okay.
00:51:08Yep.
00:51:09I can see a heart in your eye.
00:51:11Yeah.
00:51:11That's deep.
00:51:13It's a seven.
00:51:15It's a seven.
00:51:15Oh, the heart.
00:51:17Yeah!
00:51:20How did you do that?
00:51:22Ty and Angel are not getting their Vegas residency anytime soon, but they really made me laugh.
00:51:28Like, too hard.
00:51:31Abracadabra!
00:51:34Check under your seat.
00:51:38Show everyone the card.
00:51:41Yeah!
00:51:45How is she doing that?
00:51:47You better believe it!
00:51:48You better believe it!
00:51:57Helena is doing a Cabin Crew themed roast and her comedy cuts like a knife!
00:52:02One of those little plastic ones to give you on the plane that won't open your bread roll.
00:52:06Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away.
00:52:10I'd like to welcome you on board, this no good airlines flight on a one way ticket to Hell.
00:52:18ATTENTION PASSENGERS, PLEASE STOW YOUR PARTNERS IN THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENTS AS OUR TWO SEASON
00:52:24TICKET TRAVELERS, BLUE AND MEGAN, ARE BACK ON BOARD FOR THEIR SECOND ATTEMPTS AT LOVE.
00:52:29PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FRONT WHILE WE EXPLAIN WHAT TO DO IN THE UNLIKELY
00:52:33EVENT THAT SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO GO EXCLUSIVE AND THEN FUCKS YOU OFF TWO DAYS LATER.
00:52:40IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY, YOUR SHITE MULLET AND KIDS SPEEDOS WILL NOT SAVE YOU.
00:52:47IF YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING IT SAFE, START AN ECONOMY, BUT YOU SEE YOUR FUTURE STARTING BUSINESS WITH
00:52:52A GIRL IN ARSELESS CHAPS, THEN YOUR EXITS AND AIRBAGS ARE STRAIGHT OFF YOUR BIRD'S CHECK.
00:52:58IF DIJONN COMES AND ASKS YOU FOR YOUR 17TH GETTING TO KNOW YOU CHAT DURING THE FLIGHT, PLEASE
00:53:04FEEL FREE TO PLEASE A COOL BOUT AT ANY TIME AND MEG WILL APPEAR IN 0.3 SECONDS.
00:53:12JAMIE, IN THE EVENT OF DITCHING INTO WATER, PLEASE PUT ON YOUR LIFE JACKET.
00:53:19IT'S BEEN BORN AGAIN.
00:53:24YOU MUST ADOPT THE BRACE POSITION, WHICH IS THAT, BUT YOU MIGHT NEED HELP BENDING YOUR BIRDS' BACK
00:53:29FOR THAT ONE.
00:53:34TO THE GIRLS SAT IN SEAT 4B WHO CLAIMED THAT THEY DON'T LIKE DRAMA.
00:53:39YOU STARTED THREE TRIANGULES BEFORE WE'VE EVEN HIT CRUISING ALTITUDES.
00:53:43PLEASE SECURE YOUR PRINCESS JASMINE DRESS AND I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED AN EXTER SEAT VALT TO SECURE
00:53:47YOUR MAN.
00:53:51WE WILL BE SERVING A COMPLEMENTARY TROLLEY OF WOMEN ON TODAY'S FLIGHT, BUT DON'T FEAR THEY'VE
00:53:56ALL BEEN TRIED AND TESTED BY CAPTAIN CONNOR.
00:54:00PLEASE WE ADVISE THAT CASH AND TONY WILL BREAK UP AND GET BACK TOGETHER AT LEAST TWICE BEFORE
00:54:05WE LAND.
00:54:07WE THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TO FLY WITH NO GOOD AIRLINES WHERE WE PRIDE OURSELVES IN NO GOOD
00:54:11LOYALTY, NO GOOD MORALS AND NO BLOODY RETURN.
00:54:18THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO HAVE EVERYONE SAT AROUND THE FIRE POOT PISSING
00:54:22THEMSELVES AT HARRY'S DOWNFORM.
00:54:24PACK UP, LET'S FLY AWAY.
00:54:33TOMORROW NIGHT.
00:54:36THE TALENT SHOW.
00:54:38ISLANDERS, THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN VOTING FOR THEIR FAVORITE COUPLE.
00:54:43TAKES A TURN.
00:54:44THE COUPLE WITH THE FEWEST VOTES AND THEREFORE DUMPS FROM THE ISLAND IS...
00:54:52AND...
00:54:58THEY'RE...
00:55:00BACK.
00:55:23BACK.
00:55:38BACK.
00:55:39BACK.
00:55:39BACK.
00:55:39BACK.
00:55:39BACK.
00:55:39BACK.
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