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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:02Welcome to another thrilling episode of Adventuring Party.
00:04I'm your humble dungeon master, brilliant,
00:05who's all their intrepid heroes.
00:06Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:07Hi, intrepid heroes!
00:10Zach, I laughed so fucking hard.
00:13I laughed so fucking hard at you screaming, Jesus Christ.
00:19You know, it's so relatable, the moment at a party
00:22where someone does something, and they're trying to be cool,
00:25and they get so hurt that they can't pretend
00:27to be cool anymore.
00:27It's just like.
00:28Like, this is serious now.
00:30And when you got hurt doing the math of being like,
00:33why did any of us think that was gonna work?
00:36It was just a snow bump of a high scooter.
00:38There's no jump!
00:40The scooter is the exact same size as a drain pipe.
00:42Yeah, the wheel of the scooter goes right in the gutter,
00:45and you fucking flip right into a dry pool!
00:49Have you ever not known what to do at a party
00:51and you land on something like that?
00:53Yeah.
00:54I do know the moment of horror you're talking about, Ally,
00:56when you're looking at something and you're like, wow,
00:57what's so cool about this trick is every part of it I can see
01:02looks like a disaster is just about to happen.
01:05Yeah.
01:05So it's gonna be really, I can't even imagine what's gonna not make this so bad.
01:10Because what happens if Zaith gets into the empty pool?
01:12It kinda happens even if he gets into the empty pool.
01:15He lands it and we're like, oh!
01:16I guess you land it and still like break your collarbone as you like, yeah.
01:20It's the full spiritual opposite of the shrimp jump.
01:23Yes.
01:24When the shrimp jump, like, Tauric Railgrider took a long time to build the jump.
01:28You know, it was covered in tartar sauce.
01:31Yes, we were level 14.
01:33We were also like way more magical.
01:35Way more magical.
01:35And we were doing it for like a political purpose for Kristen Applebee's.
01:39Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
01:41This was kinda depressed about the Cold War.
01:44And because I was in my fields, I didn't use any of my abilities.
01:49That would've helped me for sure.
01:50Sure, cat like reflexes.
01:52I'm sure.
01:52I'm sure you got something on this.
01:54You can automatically pass checks to keep your balance.
01:57Add celerity for non-combat dexterity test or defense.
02:01Yeah, for sure.
02:01I was just kind of, I think it was, Zaith is really lost here.
02:06I love it.
02:07It's really great because even like you're making that charisma check,
02:10like thank God you didn't pass because I was like, I was like,
02:13if Zaith passes a charisma check, sadly doing donuts on a bird scooter,
02:19and I had to play a bunch of college students being like,
02:21hey, wait a minute.
02:22That's awesome.
02:25I will, we will straight.
02:27That's a lot of work.
02:28That's a lot of work for me.
02:29He was this strange adult who came to our party and then very sadly
02:34scooted around waiting for somebody to ask.
02:35This grown man is sad about the Cold War.
02:38That's so relatable.
02:39Up with that.
02:40Up with that.
02:42That's super cool.
02:43Trying to dance on him.
02:45I didn't really like that.
02:45Everyone you met, you were like, I'm sad for you.
02:47Yeah, yeah, totally, totally.
02:49He's just having a hard time.
02:51I don't know.
02:51What the fuck is he sad right now?
02:54I'm hoping we're on an upward swing of an arc,
02:58but this is where he's at right now.
02:59This is where Zaith is at, man.
03:01Zae-
03:01Pool bottom.
03:02He said he hit the pool bottom for sure.
03:05Long tree pool bottom.
03:07H.J. jumps in.
03:08He's dead.
03:09H.J. saved the day, sounds like.
03:12You really?
03:13There was a tiny pinhole in the masquerade and I stuck my finger in it.
03:17Yeah, rip.
03:18You jump.
03:19He's definitely gonna just been like, I'll take him to the hospital.
03:21But you still jumped straight up into the air.
03:25It's fine, you don't look like yourself.
03:26You look like yourself with 12 pounds of feet.
03:29That face is running away with my limp body and with that face.
03:33I can see it in the mirror.
03:34In this episode-
03:36Classic surgery is free if you just do it.
03:38This episode of several moments where I was watching Brennan just be like,
03:41how does this not just end in everyone in Burpee knowing you're a vampire?
03:47There were like four scenes when you were talking to someone where you're just like,
03:50give me an excuse for why you're here and just say something right there.
03:53The amount of times I have pitched people in this coterie,
03:56the amount of times the vampires in this coterie have had an NPC go,
04:00well, let me, let me, let me, I'm gonna say what I think is the likeliest reason you're here.
04:05And you all went, no.
04:06Well, is it this?
04:07Was this the library episode?
04:09Yes, this is the library episode.
04:10I don't have a single point in anything social.
04:12Oh yes, that library scene was so fucking funny.
04:15Well, that was also, I was in my kryptonite, which is the zoology session.
04:18Yeah, yeah, and it makes sense.
04:20And he was looking at a herpetology.
04:23Looking at herpetology.
04:23And he was cute, so cute.
04:24Did I tell you, did I tell you that that was on Batchild's five-year plan before her life was
04:29upended?
04:29Herpetologist.
04:29That was like, herpetologists are the bad boys of the zoo,
04:33and it was like, Batchild was like, become the director of a zoo,
04:37fall in love with a herpetologist.
04:39Okay.
04:39Sarah wouldn't be a herpetologist, you want to marry a herpetologist.
04:42Yeah, it's the bad boys of the zoo.
04:44The bad boys of the zoo.
04:44Well, you just met him, and he was wearing Teva shoes.
04:48What's that?
04:48He was wearing Tevas?
04:49Oh yeah.
04:50He was wearing Tevas.
04:51When he shoots us with crossbows.
04:53I know.
04:54Um, Bo.
04:55Yeah.
04:56That's kind of fun.
04:56That's a fun will they want there.
04:57Aaron Bo.
04:58Aaron Bo.
04:59I don't think, I don't think Aaron Bo was any interest.
05:01And that makes me feel like a vampire.
05:02Yeah, born in 02.
05:04Yeah.
05:04I mean, it's a 23-year-old man.
05:0623-year-old man.
05:07Yep.
05:08Exactly.
05:08Yep.
05:09He was born after 9-11.
05:10Off to 9-11.
05:11Yeah, for sure.
05:11A hundred percent.
05:12So many of them are these days.
05:14So many of them are.
05:15Now you gotta ask people where they were on January 6th.
05:17Damn.
05:18Just make sure they're old enough.
05:20Do you guys found out?
05:21Not to make sure where they were, just to make sure they're-
05:25Some of me-
05:25You had to get buzz folks.
05:27If you don't know how old somebody is, ask them where they were on January 6th.
05:30And if they don't have an answer for you, fuck them.
05:33If they say they weren't born on January 6th, you'd go, I knew you were three.
05:36Yeah.
05:39You'd say, got him.
05:40Got him, you're three.
05:42Yeah.
05:42Couple me.
05:47But we found out a bunch of stuff this episode.
05:50You found out that Bigfoot kicked Zachy Lee Maple to death.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Incredible.
05:54There it is.
05:55Kicked apart was one of my favorite terms.
05:58Got kicked apart by Bigfoot.
05:59Master of Kumite.
06:00Master of Kumite.
06:01I wrote down, after Kicked Apart, a thing that Murph said that he said as one word.
06:08It felt like a sentence that had no spaces at all in it.
06:13And it was, nothing, I'm superhero, I wouldn't do that.
06:17Nothing, I'm superhero.
06:19What?
06:19Because you're talking about blaming the Bigfoot.
06:22Blaming the Bigfoot and then walking it back immediately.
06:25Oh, sorry.
06:25Nothing, I'm superhero, why would I do that?
06:27I don't know.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Dark Disman is very defensive.
06:34Yeah.
06:34For sure.
06:35Yeah.
06:36Yeah.
06:37Really, really special.
06:39And also, like, yeah, very fun going to talk to Zachy Lee Maple, seeing the sort of
06:44spirit of this, like, town hero that, but that did appear to, like, be engaged in some
06:51foul government work that Bigfoot had to come and put an end to.
06:55It's a union job.
06:56It's a union job.
06:58It's an interesting thing.
06:59There's, like, maybe a little insight into that idea of, like, different forces within
07:03the town.
07:03So, it's like, Zachy Lee's trying to take care of these construction workers that are
07:06local hires, but yet you're still engaged in a malevolent endeavor.
07:11So, wait, with him dying in that way, and then it was, there was a mass casualty event.
07:17That was the mass human alleged agenda.
07:18But a cover up, the Gardner's man called it, that the plaque was a false.
07:23Yeah.
07:23I see, I see, I see.
07:24It was, like, he died in this mass casualty event, but he was the only local.
07:28He had, like, sent the other workers away.
07:30I see, I see.
07:30And was the only local that died.
07:32The only local that was kicked apart.
07:34Kicked apart by Bigfoot.
07:35By the master of the Kumite.
07:37Master of Kumite.
07:38Maybe invent it.
07:39Well, perhaps inventor.
07:42Wow, that's really good, Zach.
07:44It was Rhea, I was, I, Zach drew a beautiful picture.
07:47Um, gotta, gotta say, Madeleine D'Artois, absolutely killing the game here in Purpy.
07:52That's gay.
07:52Um, she be fuckin'.
07:54She be fuckin' out here.
07:55But, but also fuckin', like, tactically, it's very funny, because sex scenes in TTRPGs almost
08:02always feel gratuitous, except in this campaign they are furthering the plot dramatically.
08:07Not a cuck.
08:09Yeah.
08:09They're a fundamentally sensual.
08:11But it's, they are, they are sensual and sexual, but also they're always fuckin' for a reason.
08:17Yeah.
08:17Like, like, ultimately they are fetus.
08:21It's fun and cool.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Cause it's fun and cool.
08:24Fuckin' is fun and cool, ultimately.
08:26For a reason.
08:26But also, like, there's, there, there, there's often, like, an undead, like, there's a, the
08:32fucking is fun, but then there's also a secondary motive.
08:34Yes.
08:35I like that we're realizing some people have resistances.
08:39Yes.
08:39Yeah, that's cool.
08:40Through this stuff, like, him not really falling for it.
08:43Yeah, I'm interested to, he's just falling for it in a regular doofus kind of a way.
08:46So, yeah, Aaron, Aaron was interesting because you didn't get a supernatural thing from him.
08:49It could be that he was a supernatural thing, or it could just be that he was prepared.
08:52Sure.
08:53Ready, ready for a psychic ability.
08:54Yeah, he's been doing his scriptos while he uses it.
08:55I think, I think these dudes have talismans or something.
08:57Oh.
08:58I think they have, like, cool shit.
08:59Oh.
09:00They got a cool necklace from the grandpa.
09:01I think they have silver necklaces.
09:03I think they have silver necklaces.
09:03Oh, yeah.
09:04Well, cause we learned that thing, what was the, what was the moment where you talked
09:08about this as being a well?
09:10Was it, that was this episode?
09:11Oh, that was this episode as well, I think.
09:12Oh, yeah.
09:12Where, I was talking about when Madeline was reaching out with her Auspex, that it was like,
09:16the town, like, wherever this mine was, was maybe-
09:19Sure, that was filled with water.
09:21Filled with water.
09:21Silver mine filled with water.
09:22Silver mine filled with water, silver, water, something going on, and also a traumatic
09:28spiritual event that, like, potentially just starts to attract each other.
09:35Like, if you're a vampire, do you want to be in a town that has no other magic shit going
09:38on or a town that has some other magic shit going on?
09:40Sure.
09:41There's some other ability for a little bit of arcane, a little bit of occultism to cover
09:44your tracks, and it seems like this, like, in other words, what, what's this big, like,
09:49this government satellite site might have just been, you know, there's, like, fucking nukes
09:56under malls in the United States of America, right?
09:58But there's-
09:59My town is, the town I grew up in is filled with military tunnels.
10:02Yeah, filled with military tunnels, right?
10:03Up the wazoo, Bath is just riddled with tunnels.
10:06The only thing interesting about this one is it just discovered a frequency where they could
10:11hear the ghosts in this mine and started to experiment on that.
10:14And it's also from the time when they were doing, like, the men that scream at goats
10:18type LSD shit, where the government was just fully bonkers.
10:23Dexter, Uncle Sam needs you to put this square on your tongue and try to make this goat do
10:27something with your mind.
10:29Yeah, it's the real shit that they were doing at Area 51 that they were using the aliens
10:32to cover up.
10:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:34That's right.
10:35Yeah, brother.
10:36Great.
10:39We also had, also, my god, where we ended the episode, Nancy Danderhove, an NPC that I
10:48must- What a name.
10:49I must credit Murph and Emily for, for sending me Nancy.
10:53Nancy Danderhove.
10:53You were like, there was some flaw where one of you guys had an enemy.
10:56Yeah, there's a flaw that I have an enemy.
10:59Yes.
10:59Yeah.
11:00So, like, because you can choose a flaw, so we wanted to come up with a good
11:05enemy.
11:05Yeah.
11:06And a local reporter, yeah.
11:08She writes for the Omaha Sunday Scoop.
11:11She writes the Around the Town column for Omaha's beloved Sunday Scoop.
11:16And she was the one who, when there was some exsanguinations happening at the Henry Dorley
11:21Zoo and Aquarium, basically said, there was a rumor of superheroes in that town, and she
11:27was the first person that said, for superheroes, a lot of the victims, a lot of the people they're
11:33fighting end up completely drained of all blood.
11:35Yeah.
11:36I think this might be vampires.
11:38Yeah.
11:40That piece never ran, but it almost ran.
11:45It took some intercession from some Camarilla vampires that also scooped you guys up and brought
11:50you to San Francisco, thus ending your tenure in Omaha.
11:52We gotta get Danderhoof off the scent and onto some other scents, because she's a hell of a
11:58journalist.
11:59She's a great journalist.
12:00If we could get her on the Sasquatch feed.
12:02Recruit her.
12:03And get her on the wafer feed.
12:04That's like a real, that's a very funny moment for the part of this campaign that is also
12:08like political intrigue, of being like, you gotta give me something.
12:11I'm either gonna light up your masquerade, or you gotta give me Bigfoot.
12:15Totally, totally, totally.
12:16Nancy, I will give you Bigfoot.
12:18Nancy, I'll give you Bigfoot.
12:19The enemy of my enemy is Bigfoot.
12:21The enemy of my enemy is Bigfoot.
12:22Because truthfully, I'm rooting for her career.
12:25We respect Nancy Tender.
12:26We respect her.
12:27We respect and fear Nancy Tender.
12:28In another world, she's the real superhero.
12:30She's my mom.
12:32My mom wrote for the Bluestone Press in High Falls.
12:36She wrote for, she spent some years writing for a, support your local newspapers.
12:41They do some really excellent reporting.
12:45We also finally got Mike's Bar.
12:48We had a huge roll from Levante here.
12:50Oh my god, the speed bumps, great in with that particular guy.
12:53Hey, you know, what's a biker like to complain about if not speed bumps?
13:00And I think that you, having a stake in Mike's Bar, the ability to kind of like move around
13:08in there with some degree of freedom, host this movie night there, you also have your
13:13first retainer, we're getting your daughter in retainer here, Tyler Morimoto, who is both
13:18a bit of a biz dev freak, but also seems to have a kind heart.
13:23Here, here in town, here in town, taking care of his grandpa.
13:27Yep.
13:27Maybe he's an in, into whatever weird shenanigans are going on in these old people's homes as
13:32well.
13:32Yeah, yeah, we can hear about treatment and stuff.
13:35Mmm.
13:36Mmm.
13:36And we got a ton of info, both through, like the personal info that would not be readily available,
13:42but just like from Cal and Anna about like the layout of the Whitaker family.
13:47Yeah.
13:48And what that looks like and who's doing what.
13:51You know.
13:52Who's doing who?
13:52Cal pitched a docent at the Louvre partnering with a local art gallery in Purpy to make an
13:59NFT of the Mona Lisa.
14:01A painting that he had never heard of.
14:03A painting he had not heard of.
14:03Even though he works for an art gallery.
14:04But he works for an art gallery.
14:06That's correct.
14:06Yes, absolutely.
14:07Uh huh.
14:08And Cal seemed pretty mad that Anna did not believe in him.
14:12You gotta, you gotta believe in this vision.
14:14She got a big rock.
14:14She got a big rock.
14:16Yeah.
14:17She got a big rock on that finger.
14:19Yeah.
14:19Uh, we also, that scene with you and Anna was so, the, the fucking, the, the, the, the,
14:27the, the.
14:27It's so fun to be fully shameless.
14:29Yes.
14:30Ooh.
14:31Fully shameless.
14:31And to have, to be like, to be like on my character sheet.
14:35Yeah.
14:35Like sometimes the character.
14:36The stuff I didn't, I realized I didn't even use because I have two points of beautiful.
14:40Oh.
14:40Which also gives me extra dice in any kind of seduction stuff.
14:43It's just, it's just so funny.
14:45I should have been rolling like 11 dice.
14:46To be in a campaign where it's like, sometimes your character has super speed.
14:49Sometimes you have super strength.
14:51Yes.
14:51And in this game, it's like, I'm so hot that I can say the most insane shit anyone has
14:56ever said.
14:57Yes.
14:57And it works and people love it.
14:58Or somebody can say the most insane thing to me and if I say that I believe them,
15:01they're like, I'm in love with you forever.
15:03I'm in love with you forever.
15:04I definitely felt like coming in, I was like, oh, well we have like a lot of charisma people.
15:08We should like, um, share the wealth.
15:10And now I'm like, I should have just played someone charismatic.
15:13Should have played someone charismatic.
15:14It's kind of the currency.
15:16Totally.
15:16There's some, there's some like bumps like, oh, and I add two dice for my, and I'm like,
15:20I gotta go back and write cons.
15:21Like, I need to be adding some dice to some of this shit.
15:25Like, I did make pretty much-
15:26I mean, as soon as I get into anything intelligent or fighting, I am fully useless.
15:30Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:31Except I am quite good.
15:32I have one point in fencing.
15:33Oh.
15:34But if that comes up, I'll be able to fight a little bit.
15:37Well, in terms of best at is what hurt me so bad.
15:42Yeah, you rolled like eight dice and got one success and one failure.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Worth it.
15:48But also, there's a funny thing here too, which is the-
15:54In terms of like fights, there are some physical threats that you guys have isolated.
16:01Yeah, Aaron's coming for us for sure.
16:02Yeah.
16:03Well, your best thing is stealth, right?
16:05It's plus like being beefy.
16:07My best stuff is brawl.
16:07Okay, yeah, yeah.
16:08Yeah, I have like a touch of oblivion where I can just break someone's arm.
16:12Oh, yeah.
16:13That's so sick.
16:15Well, I feel like we now, we're starting to develop targets, you know?
16:18Yeah, for sure.
16:19I'm gonna eat Barnaby Whittaker.
16:21Oh, I love that.
16:22I love that.
16:22That's all in the next episode.
16:24Right away.
16:25I wanna steal the dog and kill the old man.
16:28Yeah, I wrote down the family tree to just be like, gonna eat Florian.
16:33Florian is such an evil name.
16:35Appetizer.
16:35Jonathan.
16:36Actually, there's a really good Potter named Florian.
16:38I do like that, but that is the poshest name I've ever heard in my life.
16:42Oh, we do have, I wrote down the divorce. Florian is getting divorced.
16:46Oh yeah, Florian and Elizabeth.
16:47Maybe we could set up Florian with Trouble in Paradise.
16:50No, but Florian probably sucks.
16:52Yeah, I think Florian sucks.
16:53Elizabeth and Beth.
16:54Yeah.
16:56Beth and Beth.
16:57Beth and Beth.
16:58Beth and Beth.
16:58Beth and Beth.
16:59So sweet.
17:00Beth and Beth besties forever.
17:02Yeah, you guys have some targets.
17:03They're just holding hands because they love each other platonically.
17:05There's some interesting magical stuff around town.
17:06You're starting to see some interesting, you're now stakeholders in a business.
17:09Yep.
17:10First amendment.
17:11Yes, finally we have champagne.
17:13That's like, first fix the restrooms, second buy the champagne.
17:17Champagne room.
17:18And then yes, next to Sweeties, we'll use the champagne from Mike's to fill up the champagne
17:22room.
17:22That's right.
17:23That's great.
17:24I love it.
17:25Yeah, heading into, do you guys have any goals hovering in mind that are on your immediate
17:31docket?
17:31You have your 13 tasks to take over.
17:34Totally.
17:35I think my life's goal is to impress Bigfoot.
17:38To impress Bigfoot.
17:39Well, there's an interesting thing because there's multiple sort of tracks running.
17:42Because like, they're just impossible to pin down.
17:46Well, here's-
17:47Yeah, well because my dream will never happen.
17:49I will never be the director of a zoo.
17:52Hey, if we take over the government, we can fund a zoo.
17:57You have hundreds of years to be the director of a zoo.
17:58I'm going to impress Bigfoot.
18:00I'll say this too for Batchild because the thing that Batchild does have, if not charisma,
18:07is this ghost powers, connection to these ghosts.
18:10Oh, that is sick.
18:11That is so beautiful.
18:12In other words, there is a tremendous amount of magical activity in Purpy as well as this
18:18mundane civic stuff with the college students, with the city council, everything like that.
18:23And I'll say too, Zaith is feeling a little bit lost at the moment.
18:26You do have animalism, and you did need a dog, and that dog's name is Bingo.
18:32I kind of have my heart set on a different animal.
18:38We can read this as that.
18:40Bigfoot, the most charismatic dog.
18:41I'm going to let you know, we've been playing together for many years.
18:44If I put something and you guys go to a distant field with nothing in it, you will be in
18:50that field.
18:52You will be in the horse field for as long as you need to be, and I won't make there
18:57be new stuff in the horse field.
18:58Bingo will run by in the background of the horse field.
19:01I really thought that you were expressing what a charismatic dog it was to be like, hint, hint, you could
19:06run this dog against the mayor.
19:08But you were just really trying to be like, Zaith, this dog is awesome.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Oh, you can absolutely run that dog for mayor, don't get me wrong.
19:17I know, but your impetus was like, I want to show Zaith he can talk to this.
19:21Zaith, it's a dog, it's a dog.
19:23I've been sort of just looking for a horse.
19:26Was that ever set up?
19:28He said, this is a one-horse town.
19:30And I'm going to meet the horse.
19:32And that's it?
19:33And then there was a soft moment where Zaith tried to leave the party.
19:37But then you wouldn't need to help wrangling teeth.
19:39It's so funny.
19:41This makes so much sense.
19:42This has never been talked about on Kimber or anything.
19:45It's so funny, because this is my first time running a more sandboxy campaign where we've put all this work
19:51into fleshing out the town.
19:52And the funny thing about a sandbox campaign is when you actually develop all this shit and you're not improvising
19:56through it,
19:57you get to these weird places where you're like, there's not a horse, man.
20:00I didn't make a horse.
20:01Totally, totally.
20:02In any other campaign, I would have instantly crafted a beautiful horse.
20:05One of the first things I told you about my character is that he has a Michael Clayton-like experience
20:11with a horse.
20:14It kind of makes sense because you keep getting onto vehicles and ditching that.
20:21The horse power.
20:24Zaith can talk to animals?
20:25Yeah.
20:27It's part of why I'm obsessed with Zaith.
20:29I had no fucking clue.
20:30I have animalism, bonfamilias.
20:33I'm waiting to find the perfect animal.
20:35And you've never said anything to tell us you're sad about the Cold War?
20:40What are you doing?
20:43Well, we'll see if...
20:45People have to watch The Adventuring Party to know what your character is doing.
20:50It's right here, dude.
20:51When we come back in next week's episode of City Council of Darkness, we'll see if I relent and let
20:58Zaith find a horse.
20:59Tune in next week.
21:00Say this shit in the episodes.
21:02You have to.
21:03It's like a 45-minute episode of Zaith, wandering around.
21:06You can't say it in the fucking after show.
21:07Nay!
21:08Nay!
21:09I make more and more dogs coming up being like...
21:12And the audience has no idea why you're doing that because they don't know.
21:16Michael Clayton experience.
21:17I don't know why you're living here.
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