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Taskmaster - Season 21 Episode 4 -
Lou Reed and the Wombles
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Lou Reed and the Wombles
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00:02Don't look away
00:16I might just do this all day
00:36I sweat I sweat when I eat I sweat when I sunbathe I sweat when I you know when I
00:42sweat
00:44But most important of all I sweat the small stuff the decisions that will make or break the spirits of
00:49a comedian
00:50So put some more water on the sauna coals and bring me some lemons because things are about to get
00:57hot
01:00Please welcome Amy Gledhill
01:17He told me recently in confidence that whenever he walks a dog in his local neighborhood
01:22He never cleans up her poo and I quote him. What do I care if people get poppy shoes?
01:28They should watch where they're walking
01:30Yes!
01:32LAUGHTER
01:34He didn't have a touch!
01:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:37OK, a little poppy shoes
01:40Hello everyone
01:42Here we are, we're putting water, Greg, for a little team bonding activity
01:46Up for that? Yeah
01:48Just drink it how I drink it, ready? Yep
01:50Here we go, HIT IT!
02:09LAUGHTER
02:11LAUGHTER
02:16Is that the end of this bit?
02:17That's the end of that bit
02:19Every salad in my body wants to chuck this in your face
02:23Oh, I sort of want you to as well
02:26LAUGHTER
02:26Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
02:30LAUGHTER
02:33LAUGHTER
02:34APPLAUSE
02:36Oh, my goodness
02:38APPLAUSE
02:40Oh, God
02:43Well, that is an unexpected direction
02:46LAUGHTER
02:48LAUGHTER
02:50So, on with the show
02:52Start of the prize category
02:54Yes
02:55And the category is
02:57The best two things
02:58That become something even better when combined
03:01Five points for the best combo
03:03Five great combos for the episode winner
03:05OK, Joel
03:06What two things have you brought in?
03:07I've brought in
03:08A USB stick
03:09With my favourite Christmas song ever on it
03:13And it's by Sting
03:15Whoa
03:16And Shaggy
03:19LAUGHTER
03:19They made an album together
03:21And on that album
03:22Is Silent Night
03:23Right?
03:25LAUGHTER
03:25I thought I could sing it for you
03:28Yeah!
03:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:32Thank you, darling
03:33I'd like to show you to do Sting's part
03:35Oh, typecast again
03:36LAUGHTER
03:39There's some bells for you, Camille
03:41And then I'll just come in with Shaggy's part
03:44When it's necessary
03:45OK, go
03:48Silent night
03:50Holy night
03:53All is calm
03:56All is bright
03:59To the bye-bye, Shaggy
04:01LAUGHTER
04:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:10I appreciate that
04:13Incredible, Joel
04:14I think this is strong
04:15Ooh
04:17Kamal
04:17Hi
04:18Can you beat Shaggy and Sting?
04:20I'm a man of the world, Greg
04:22You are?
04:24Pakistani, born and raised
04:25I live in America
04:26I'm shooting a show in London right now
04:28Wow
04:28So I bridge cultures
04:30That's sort of
04:31My cross to bear
04:34So I've come up with a new dish
04:36So I've come up with a new dish
04:36That combines two very disparate foods
04:39Into one amazing dish
04:40It's a kebab
04:41With strawberry jam
04:44Mmmmm
04:45Invented a new dish
04:45Hello, Shaggy
04:46Hello, Shaggy
04:46And I would like for you to try it
04:48LAUGHTER
04:50APPLAUSE
04:52Wow
04:52It doesn't look great
04:54It doesn't smell great
04:55If you don't mind me saying it
04:56Well, I should tell you
04:57The name of the dish is
04:58Racial Harmony
04:59So if you don't like it
05:03I'd like you to tell me
05:04You're not a fan of racial harmony
05:06I didn't think I'd ever say this
05:07But racial harmony makes me feel sick
05:13Do you want to have a little nibble of this?
05:15Yes
05:19Down in one
05:20Oh, God
05:24Oh, baby girl
05:25Mmmmm
05:29It's in the room
05:30What do you think?
05:32Yeah, we'll never have that again
05:36We've had it confirmed
05:37It's disgusting
05:37So it's not looking good
05:40Pop it in your drawer
05:41Yeah, what in my drawer?
05:42Hello, Amy
05:44Hello
05:44How are you going to beat that?
05:46I tell you how I'm going to beat it
05:47With a, with a glock
05:48Or a four
05:49A four
05:50A four
05:50Yeah, so
05:51Have you ever been eating anything?
05:53I can't get this in my mouth quick enough
05:58Well that is, is where the glock comes in
06:01It's a glove and a fork
06:03Okay
06:03Who's using a knife and fork these days?
06:06That's a thing of the past
06:07It's a glock
06:08It's glock time
06:09You want to see the glock?
06:10Oh my God
06:11It's glock o'clock
06:12It is
06:17It's a lovely chic glove
06:20And then
06:20Chip, chip, chip
06:21You can fit like three chips on
06:22Chip, chip, chip
06:23One finger
06:23Chip, chip, chip
06:24I like the starting point
06:26I'm not sure the reality is any better than racial harmony
06:29Oh
06:30Armando
06:31Can you beat this?
06:32Obviously
06:32It's
06:34It's a song featuring Lou Reed and the Wombles
06:37It's not
06:42It's not
06:42I just
06:44Was about to write Armando five points
06:49It's very beautiful
06:50It's two completely contrasting things
06:52Which when put together
06:53Creates this natural phenomenon
06:55It's sunshine
06:56And shit
06:58Have a look at this
06:59Here you go here
06:59It's beautiful
07:00There's a soap dispenser
07:01Yep
07:01So here comes the sun
07:04LAUGHTER
07:08It's good
07:10They win the soap dispenser today
07:11The pigeon
07:12Yeah, and the sun I think
07:14Oh
07:16Joanna
07:17I have brought in my own tongue
07:19And a box of popping candy
07:23Because when I was young, right
07:24It was really hard to get home
07:25There we go
07:27It's 1980s right
07:28In Swansea
07:29And now I've discovered
07:31Oh my god
07:31You can just buy it on the internet
07:33I went online
07:34And I got a box of about like 45 or something
07:37Or about 28
07:38I've got loads
07:39And it's really nice
07:41You know when you pour that on your tongue
07:43And get that little
07:46It feels amazing
07:47So that's why I love popping candy
07:49Yeah, she's brought in popping candy
07:50Is the short answer
07:50And a fake tongue
07:52There we go
07:53I mean, I've got to say
07:54It's great stuff, isn't it?
07:56Thank you, Joanna
07:58So
07:58One point
07:59The glow
07:59The glow
08:00Well done, Amy
08:00One to Amy
08:01Two points to the kebab meat
08:03What?
08:05With jam on it
08:06Call it by its name
08:13Okay, the second worst thing I've seen today is racial harmony
08:19Some popping candy in a tongue is better than racial harmony
08:22Three points
08:24You didn't invent the plopping pigeon
08:27But it's a wonderful thing
08:29And I wish I had it
08:30So I will give it four points
08:31And I mean, how can I not put Sting and Shaggy
08:35A wonderful example of musical and racial harmony
08:40Five points
08:41Five points
08:42Five points for children
08:43Five points for children
08:47Task time
08:48Oh, well, this really is very exciting
09:07I'm back
09:08Alex, come out
09:10Hiya
09:11Hello, Joanna
09:12Ooh, the drill
09:15Yeah, no, you won't be needing that
09:16I'm so sorry
09:17Oh
09:19Sorry, that shouldn't be there
09:20Oh, really?
09:22Can I have a go on it first?
09:23Of course, yeah
09:24Oh, God, no, I'm not going to actually
09:26Because it might say if you touch the drill
09:28I'm not having anything hampering me
09:29All right, here we go
09:31Make something boring exciting
09:35Most exciting boring thing wins
09:37You have 20 minutes
09:38Your time starts now
09:41Watching somebody sleeping is pretty boring
09:43But I think for some people it can be very exciting
09:46Like if they don't know
09:48That seems exciting
09:51Don't put that in the show
09:53What do you find boring, Amy?
09:55Wood
09:55Planks of wood
09:57Rocks
09:58I like rocks
09:59I don't think they're boring
10:00You don't think rocks are boring?
10:02No
10:02Oh, Alex
10:06OK, this is my first thing, right?
10:08Because this is something that I do get worried about
10:10And I'm very nervous about the whole thing, right?
10:12Because I'm not a comedian
10:14I don't do stand-up
10:15And so I'm boring
10:17And I'm going to say, me, me
10:19Right, so we need to make you exciting
10:21Well, I thought this was exciting
10:23My announcement
10:24Well, you think you're finished?
10:26Yeah
10:34Kamal, are you fine watching people when they sleep?
10:37Exciting
10:37But it's only exciting when they don't know
10:40Yeah, what's the point if they know?
10:46OK, we're going to start with Armando and Joando
11:01Come on, Alex
11:02Let's go and show them what exciting really is
11:07BELL RINGS
11:08Come on
11:11Greg, I'm coming for you!
11:14Ready?
11:15I'm ready
11:15OK, so most books are categorised by a system called the duodecibel system
11:20Which, though effective, is a bit dull
11:22So this is an attempt to make the act of book categorisation much more exciting by doing it in rhyme
11:32OK?
11:34OK
11:35Tell you what's boring, categorising books
11:38Of course, let's add some pizazz so it's more exciting than it looks
11:42I don't care about the rules
11:44Yep
11:44And you know why?
11:46Because I'm exciting and I'm wild
11:48This is poems by Tennyson
11:50So poems with titles that rhyme with venison
11:55And this one's dream and mouldy, so it's on the shelf of books that are oldie
12:14And finally out with a bang, categorising Joey and the Blackbird Gang
12:19I hope you've enjoyed this attempt to sell categorisation of books that isn't duodecibel
12:26Lessie Mel
12:28Yeah!
12:29Are you motherfuckers?!
12:34No!
12:36No!
12:38No!
12:41You!
12:47Amanda, yes
12:48Did seeing a mother of four smashing a £1500 sheep
12:54Put your
12:58Categorization system into perspective
13:00Yeah, it's terrible isn't it because after I did that I thought I've done really well
13:07Do you feel free Joanna? I felt incredibly free. It was very exhilarating
13:12I really enjoyed it
13:13But I do feel bad now because he hasn't got a face but I didn't feel bad then. She's wrecked
13:19Part one is done. Goodbye
13:23I
13:36Definitely not dull never because everyone is trying their very best to make something boring
13:42Exciting next up. They were both born in the 1980s. So they're a little bit younger than the others, but
13:46they're also not that young
13:48It's Amy and Joel
13:53Yeah
13:53Standard boring plank of wood. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you ready? I'm ready. No peeping
14:04Countdown for me. All right here we go from 100 100 more exciting 99
14:1198
14:14Are you ready to be excited? I really am
14:1829
14:1928
14:20I regret the 100
14:2127
14:22Okay
14:23Not just a boring plank anymore. It's a sexy lady
14:28Woo
14:28And look at that
14:31She's got boobies Alex
14:32Yeah, I can see them
14:33See them?
14:34Yeah
14:34I can see them
14:49See them?
15:02Come on
15:03Come on
15:07It's on fire
15:10Yeah
15:11Yeah
15:12Yeah
15:14Yeah
15:16Yeah
15:16Yeah
15:19Yeah
15:20Yeah
15:20Yeah
15:20I wasn't convinced by the plank of woods when I first saw it, but as soon as the boob reveal
15:25happened, I was just transported back to those pens when you were a kid, which genuinely, first sexual experience for
15:32me
15:33So, um, I thought the sexy plank lady was brilliant
15:37Great
15:37There you go
15:39Joel
15:40I've never seen a boy so happy
15:42Oh my lord
15:43Since I saw the pens when I was growing up
15:48I've never made a face like that
15:51Well, it's time for the final attempt
15:52On the big screen, Kamal has played a genetically engineered, cosmic-powered, near-immortal superhero in a global franchise
15:58He's also spent 20 minutes doing this
16:01LAUGHTER
16:02MUSIC PLAYS
16:12BUZZER
16:14BUZZER
16:15BUZZER
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16:53BUZZER
16:53BUZZER
16:58Oh, good. Did we get it?
17:20And it was very exhausting running with all those things.
17:26The pineapple is very heavy.
17:29What are these muscles for?
17:31Decorative.
17:34Well, I'm going to give poor Armando just one point,
17:37but I did think it was sort of adorable, Armando, I will say that.
17:40Then there's a gulf between Armando's and the next person.
17:44I'm giving Tip Plank three points.
17:47Moving up, I'm going to give you four points.
17:50There's a lot of imagination went into it,
17:52but I'm giving Joel's spinning bear heads five points.
17:56OK.
17:56And I'm also giving Joanna, liberating herself by smashing a sheep,
18:00five points.
18:01Well, thank you, Joanna.
18:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:09Hey, baby boy, what's the scores?
18:11Well, she was winning the series, but she's losing the episode.
18:14Amy's in last place.
18:15He was losing the series, but he's winning the episode.
18:17Joel's in first place with ten points.
18:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:24Yeah.
18:24All change.
18:26S'il vous plaît, une autre tache.
18:28Ah oui, monsieur.
18:29Eh, qu'est-ce qu'il y a manger?
18:42Oh-ho!
18:44This is nice.
18:45A banquet.
18:47You may sit down.
18:48Thank you so much.
18:49Oh!
18:50It's lower than you expect.
18:55That is much lower than I was expecting.
18:58Yeah, you don't look very big.
18:59No.
19:00People have said that.
19:02Oop!
19:03Oh, look, a clash.
19:05Oh, we're just adjusting the cameras to get your height.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Did this happen with anyone else?
19:10No.
19:10Just me.
19:11You set this up for me.
19:14I'm just going to get the child's tripod.
19:17Ooh, leather.
19:19Sounds weird.
19:20It gets an old chair.
19:25Right, you can open the task, but not the...
19:28Not the cloche, thank you.
19:30Not the cloche.
19:31I wouldn't dare.
19:32I'm claustrophobic.
19:37Work out what food is under the cloche.
19:41When you've done that, and only when you have done that,
19:46you must remove the cloche and eat the food.
19:50Alex will always incorrectly answer your previous question.
19:55And you must not repeat questions.
19:58Fastest wins.
20:00Your time starts now.
20:03Not good at these ones.
20:04I know.
20:09Well, I'll tell you now, I didn't mind claustrophobic at all.
20:14Oh!
20:15Not at all.
20:16Let's get on with it. I can't wait to see them.
20:18Yeah.
20:18It sounds simpler than they found it.
20:20Right.
20:21Mr Nanjiani and Miss Gledhill are our first competitors
20:25to find out what nosh is under the cloche.
20:28Is this food dairy?
20:32I'm not going to answer that question.
20:36Is it a dessert?
20:38Is it a sandwich?
20:40It is definitely never a dessert.
20:43So it's a dessert.
20:45Could you feed this food to a baby?
20:48No, none of it has come from a cow.
20:51Is it sweet?
20:52It would kill a baby.
20:55So it's milky and a baby could eat it.
20:59Can I get a pen?
21:00No, nothing about it is sweet.
21:04Is it a vegetable?
21:05No.
21:08So it is sweet.
21:10Is it custard?
21:13Yes.
21:14Is it a cow?
21:16No.
21:19Is it custard?
21:21Yep.
21:21Is it jelly?
21:22No.
21:25It's custard.
21:26I think it's custard.
21:28Are you asking me a question?
21:30Is it a food that rhymes with kernel mustard?
21:34Yes.
21:35Is it ten feet tall?
21:36No, it's not.
21:37But you can't open the cloche.
21:39Yes, it's jelly and you can't open it yet.
21:42But you said it was custard.
21:44Is it made up of two parts?
21:46Yes.
21:47Is it alive?
21:48No.
21:48No.
21:50Yes.
21:50Custard and what would you have done?
21:53Is it savoury?
21:54Yes.
21:55Is it ham?
21:57No.
21:58So it is savoury.
22:00Could you dip your finger into it and eat it that way?
22:03Always.
22:04Is it salsa?
22:05No.
22:06Oh, you could dip your finger into it.
22:08Is it green?
22:09Yes.
22:09Is it yellow?
22:10Yes.
22:10Is it purple?
22:11No.
22:13Savoury and yellow.
22:15Is it tomato ketchup?
22:17Yes.
22:18Is it spicy?
22:19No.
22:19Is it mustard?
22:21No.
22:22Is it mustard?
22:23Yes.
22:24Is it hot sauce?
22:25No.
22:25It's mustard.
22:27Is it custard and mustard?
22:29No.
22:29Is it custard and mustard?
22:29You can't open that.
22:31Custard and mustard?
22:32Yes.
22:32It's hot sauce.
22:33I'm going to open it.
22:38Oh my God!
22:40It's custard and mustard!
22:42You have to eat it and then I'll stop the clock.
22:45I'm going to eat it together because fuck you.
22:52That was so much worse than I was ready for.
23:01Do you want me to tell you who was the slowest?
23:02Do you want me to stop the clock?
23:02Yeah.
23:03Stop the goddamn clock.
23:07Yeah.
23:12My brother ended beautifully with the two quotes.
23:14Oh, it's a spicy boy.
23:17And I'm going to eat them together because fuck you.
23:22Do you want me to tell you who was the slowest?
23:24Yes.
23:25The slowest just was Kamal.
23:2835 minutes, 56 seconds.
23:3035 minutes?
23:31I did that?
23:33And 56 seconds.
23:34And weirdly, you've done it pretty well.
23:36Oh my God.
23:39Amy asked twice as many questions as you, but she asked a question every 11 seconds.
23:4633 minutes and 25 seconds.
23:49Well, now for two super-switched-on guys.
23:52There are Mando and Joel.
23:55Is it?
23:57Is it meat?
23:58Is it bird-based?
23:59It is, yes.
24:02Is it an egg?
24:04No.
24:04Wait, wait, what did you say no to?
24:06Wait, what did you say?
24:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
24:08What did I ask?
24:09Have you ever thought about simplifying the rules?
24:11Yes, cabbage.
24:16Is it chips?
24:18Yes.
24:18What was my last one?
24:20Yes, it's chips.
24:21Was that a question?
24:23Is it trifles?
24:24Yes.
24:25Is it ice cream?
24:26Nothing to do with trifles.
24:29It's trifle then.
24:30No similarities.
24:35What?
24:36What?
24:36Put it back on.
24:36You still don't know exactly what it is.
24:39Keep going.
24:40Do you enjoy them with vinegar?
24:43Yes, it's chips still.
24:46It's chips?
24:48Yes.
24:51No, what are you doing?
24:52Oh, what?
24:54I thought I was supposed to say what it was in an ovelish.
24:57You have seen it now?
24:59No, I haven't.
25:00Will this stop if I...
25:10Is it custard?
25:12No, if you stab your eye with a fork, we'll carry on.
25:20Oh!
25:30No.
25:31No.
25:42Oh, God.
25:46Is it custard in one bowl and mustard in another bowl?
25:50Yes.
25:57It's custard and mustard.
25:59Is this a flour?
26:00No, it's definitely not.
26:02Oh, so...
26:02So that's...
26:03Yes, so it's mustard and custard.
26:05You can now open the cloche and eat it.
26:09I've stopped the clock.
26:12Oh!
26:15I think I need to, like, seriously go back to school or something.
26:25What I don't understand was it got harder after I took it.
26:29I've seen it.
26:30Yeah.
26:30That's the bit...
26:31You were both quicker than the outside, too.
26:34But they looked at the food.
26:36Yeah.
26:36Exactly, yeah.
26:37Armando looked at it after ten minutes and got it right after 21.
26:43Joel looked after six minutes and got it right after 26 and a half.
26:48Neither of them got it right in the end, they both looked again to get it right.
26:51So they get nothing?
26:53I imagine so.
26:54Yeah.
26:55Time for a break.
26:56Put that phone down.
26:57No doom scrolling.
26:58Stand up.
26:58Stretch your legs.
26:59Go into the garden and shout, I am alive, into the night sky.
27:02I mean it.
27:03Do it now.
27:09APPLAUSE
27:14Hello!
27:16Yes, it's part three and it's an incredibly irritating Tuscan play.
27:19All the contestants have to do is work out what food is under the cloche.
27:23Whereas I have to answer their previous question incorrectly.
27:26Hashtag hard for horn.
27:28And...
27:28LAUGHTER
27:30There's just one person left.
27:33It's the final page.
27:35It's Joanna.
27:36Right.
27:37There's got...
27:38I can lift it and see how heavy it is.
27:40Ooh, it's very light.
27:42I can smell it.
27:44I can smell it.
27:46It's savoury.
27:47Is it savoury?
27:48Is it sweet?
27:50No.
27:51Yes, it's savoury.
27:55Ugh.
27:56I don't like it.
27:57It's not that nice.
27:58Is it runny?
27:59Yes.
28:00Is it hot?
28:01Ooh, no.
28:03Mmm.
28:04Mmm.
28:05Mmm.
28:06No.
28:07Well, that means it's half and half then.
28:09Is it?
28:10Is it?
28:11Is it?
28:13Yellow?
28:14Yes.
28:15Is it cheese?
28:16No.
28:17What the hell is yellow and runny?
28:19Is it custard?
28:20Yes.
28:21And baked beans?
28:22No, don't lift up the cloche.
28:24It's custard.
28:25It's custard.
28:26But there's some other thing with it, which is savoury.
28:29But it smells.
28:31It smells horrible.
28:32It smells of a bit like salad cream.
28:34I'm just going to say some things.
28:36You're right, it's mustard or something.
28:38Oh!
28:39You just said something.
28:41I've been saying custard.
28:43And you just said mustard.
28:46I'm making a guess.
28:48It's custard and mustard.
28:50You might open the cloche.
28:53I think you managed to stack them.
28:56God, it stinks.
28:58Will you hold my nose for me, please?
28:59I'd love to.
29:01OK.
29:01Got it.
29:02OK, one, two, three, go.
29:04Oh, my God, roll them up.
29:05Oh, my God, roll them up.
29:05Mm-hmm.
29:05Oh, my God, I did jump.
29:07I'll start with that.
29:08Oh!
29:10APPLAUSE
29:13APPLAUSE
29:16Well, I mean, let's say it as it is, someone fucked up.
29:21He sabotaged it.
29:22I was doing so well.
29:23No, he gave you the answer.
29:25He didn't sabotage it.
29:26The shaking system was good.
29:28Mm-hmm.
29:28Yeah, the shaking was a good strategy.
29:30You know what was a better strategy?
29:31Having you tell her the answer.
29:33LAUGHTER
29:35I mean, we're going to have to allow it, because it's his mistake,
29:38not Joanna's, so...
29:39Mm.
29:39But how did she do?
29:41She won.
29:41She did really well.
29:42Well done, Joanna.
29:43Yeah.
29:44Of course she did.
29:45APPLAUSE
29:49Armando and Joel both cheated.
29:51Very naughty boys, so zero points each.
29:54Three to Kamel, four to Amy, and five to Joanna Payne!
29:57APPLAUSE
29:59Difficult choice, isn't it?
30:00Difficult choice.
30:00Yeah, yeah.
30:01All we had to do was ask one question.
30:03Yeah.
30:04Cos I had to answer every question incorrectly.
30:06If you'd asked me what wasn't under the cloche,
30:09I would have told you there was mustard and custard.
30:12Done.
30:13Doesn't matter.
30:14Alex.
30:17Alex, you must fuck yourself.
30:21On that. On that.
30:28Let's test again.
30:29Like we did last summer, but for now we're back in the lab
30:32and it's everyone's favourite type of test.
30:34Multiple choice.
30:44MUSIC
30:47Alex.
30:48Hello there.
30:51OK.
30:54Oh, jeez.
30:55Phil did that one.
30:57Two tasks.
30:58Pardon?
30:59LAUGHTER
31:05If you opened this task first, you must pop the balloon, then open another task.
31:10Am I allowed to open this?
31:11You've got a choice of three to open.
31:14If you open this task first, you must spin 360 degrees...
31:19Ten times, then open another task.
31:21Well, I'm not going to do that.
31:22If you open this task first, you must completely cover...
31:26..the balloon in tin foil.
31:29Then open another task.
31:30What are you thinking?
31:33I'm...I'm...I'm not really.
31:36LAUGHTER
31:36I think I've realised that's not really my vibe.
31:41APPLAUSE
31:44Let's see if we can do some stuff, you.
31:46OK, well, first, just like my third favourite battery,
31:49it's double A, Armando and Amy.
31:51And just so you know, my second favourite battery is a C because they're manly
31:54and my favourite is a triple A because they're cute.
31:56Here we go.
31:57Yeah, I'm going to do the balloon first.
32:00Complete all three tasks.
32:01Fastest wins.
32:02You must inflect your voice at the end of every sentence you say.
32:06Fastest wins and you must end every sentence with the word mate.
32:10Your time starts now.
32:11Mate.
32:12If you open this task first, you must pop the balloon,
32:15then open another task, mate.
32:17Pop the balloon and then open another task.
32:19Ta-ta-ta.
32:20Open another task.
32:21I'm scared of popping balloons, mate.
32:23All right.
32:24Wee!
32:26Mate!
32:27Oh!
32:30Mate.
32:32If you open this task second, you must put the tin foil and all the dice in the jar,
32:37seal the jar, then open another task.
32:40OK, mate.
32:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:44I've not quite got the inflection.
32:46I've not quite got the inflection.
32:53Two tasks done.
32:54Done.
32:54Two tasks done.
32:57If you open this task third, you must eat a yellow sweet, then you are finished, mate.
33:02A yellow sweet, then you're finished.
33:06Oh, you fucker mate.
33:10Is it one of these dives?
33:12It probably would be, wouldn't it?
33:14Hang on, I'll do this a bit more carefully.
33:15Hey!
33:20That was aggressive.
33:21Sorry about that.
33:22Yeah.
33:23Does it look like a yellow dice?
33:27Dice?
33:28Dice is nice.
33:31Oh!
33:33Oh!
33:35Oh!
33:37Oh!
33:39Oh! Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:47Oh!
33:50Oh!
33:51Oh!
33:53Oh!
33:56Where did you go?
33:57Uh, I...
33:58I can't remember but the good news is I found a yellow sweet.
34:02So, uh, I'll just...
34:03I'll just eat that.
34:07Where did you find it?
34:10Wrapped round a banana.
34:12Oh!
34:13Oh, oh!
34:22I thought until you found the sweet Amy, I thought we'd finally broken you
34:27There was one mate that I said not in my accent and that's when I knew I was angry because
34:32I said mate
34:34What did Armando eat at the end?
34:37It was a yellow sweet. I mean well you said it was previously wrapped around a banana. It was it
34:41was banana flavored
34:43Scrape banana skin off and try to pass it off as a sweet
34:47So that was not a sweet it looked like a sweet didn't it? Yeah, it was a sweet
34:56Why did you not take a piece of the actual banana?
35:06You could make an argument that I should disqualify him for that, but I'm not going to because the whole
35:11thing broke my heart
35:13I
35:16Do more do more and now it's two stars from the 2020 film Doolittle it is Joanna and Kumail who
35:22were both in do this
35:26I'm gonna just do this fine. Yeah
35:28Complete all three tasks fastest wins and you must say I am Kumail Nanjiani at the end of every sentence
35:35that comes very naturally to me
35:36I'm Kumail Nanjiani
35:37And you must exhale and shake your head at the end of every sentence you say
35:44Your time starts now
35:46If you open this task first you must spin 360 degrees ten times then open another task
35:53You must completely cover the balloon in tinfoil then open another task. I'm Kumail Nanjiani
36:13If you open this task second you must spin 360 degrees twenty times then open another task I'm Kumail Nanjiani
36:21If you open this task second
36:24You must put the tin foil and all the dice in the jar. Oh my god. I'm assuming
36:42And I just found the sweets, but it didn't say to put the sweets in so I'm keeping that because
36:46I probably need that for later on
36:49I'm Kumail Nanjiani
36:50I'm Kumail Nanjiani
36:52I'm Kumail Nanjiani
36:58I'm Kumail Nanjiani
36:59If you open this task third you must wrap the yellow sweet in the tin foil then you are finished
37:07You must eat a yellow sweet then you are finished I'm Kumail Nanjiani
37:16Oh
37:16That's not a yellow sweet is it? I'm Kumail Nanjiani
37:19It's a pink sweet right right, so I'm gonna suck this one because it might be a changing one
37:29There's a sweet somewhere, but where where is it?
37:42Oh
37:43Even an idiot would have to agree that's a yellow sweet. I'm Kumail Nanjiani
37:56Oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm quite astounded by my own thinking. I am absolutely an utterly chap
38:02I've stopped the clock
38:04Flipping it, I'm chuffed, I'm chuffed
38:07I'm chuffed
38:12I can't quite tell what sort of mood Joanna was in at the end of that
38:16Yeah, it was utter relief
38:18Yeah, yes
38:19I think I went in like cameramen's pockets and stuff
38:22I was searching like everyone
38:24Kumail
38:26Were you asked to say your name in the style of Roger Moore?
38:31I can't help it I'm Kumail Nanjiani
38:33Woo
38:35Okay, time for the final ad break
38:37Today's episode will end with somebody celebrating on stage with a jammy kebab and a prosthetic tongue
38:43Oh, I love jam
38:45He does, he loves jam
38:47See you in a minute
38:53Hello
38:59It's the final part of the show and we need to finish what we started in the lab
39:03Our guys had to complete three tasks which they could tackle in whichever order they liked
39:08One person left, he's part man, he's part egg, he's Joel Domlet
39:17Complete all three tasks
39:19Fastest wins and you must repeat the last two words of every sentence you say, you say
39:24Your time starts now, starts now
39:26Must pop the balloon then open another task, another task
39:33You must eat a red sweet and then open another task, another task
39:39Red sweet, red sweet
39:42Is there a red sweet in here?
39:44You're looking for a red sweet
39:45I'm looking for a red sweet, red sweet
39:50You're thinking about eating the little wax?
39:52I'm thinking about eating the wax the wax
39:56That's your red sweet, is it?
40:02That nice
40:04Mmm
40:05Okay, so we're saying you've done two tasks
40:07Can't wait for that waxy poop
40:09If you open this task third, you must spin 360 degrees 30 times then you're finished
40:14Yes, I love this stuff
40:16Yes, I love this stuff
40:16Yes, I love this stuff
40:17Here we go
40:20I've just seen the red sweet
40:29One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten
40:35Four, two, six, twenty, five, twenty, six, twenty, seven, twenty, eight, get it fast, twenty, nine, thirty
40:43You can't stop
40:45You can't stop.
40:52You started so fast. I know.
41:00No, this episode, I think we've learned there's a lot of things
41:05I'm not good at.
41:06And spinning, I'm good at that.
41:09You were really good at it. I mean, you were so good,
41:11you'd spun more than 30 times.
41:12But did you have to say the last two words for the whole thing?
41:15He was meant to, you're right, Kamau, and after eating the wax eel,
41:17he stopped saying the end of the sentence again.
41:21But I imagine Greg didn't mind because he liked the spinning so much.
41:24I'll just check in.
41:24He just...
41:25Do you mind about him not repeating the word?
41:27I don't mind because he spanned so many times.
41:30I thought that was a catch.
41:31So it doesn't matter if you do the task or not?
41:34Not really.
41:35OK.
41:38Here are the scores.
41:39Joanna, you were actually the slowest.
41:41It's 11 minutes 30, so it's one point for you.
41:43Armando next, 9 minutes 12, including banana skin.
41:48We'll allow it.
41:50Amy gets 3 points, 6 minutes 5 seconds,
41:52so it's between Kamel and Joel.
41:55One of you took 5 minutes 40,
41:56the other 4 minutes 57.
41:59LAUGHTER
42:02Joel, you get 5 points.
42:04Oh!
42:054 minutes 57.
42:06Kamel gets 4 points in second place.
42:08Oh!
42:09Well done, Joel Gomez.
42:12I'm sorry, sorry.
42:14APPLAUSE
42:15Gosh.
42:17That does seem grossly unfair.
42:21Please make you wait to the stage for the final dance for the show!
42:27APPLAUSE
42:32Hello!
42:34Well done, my boy.
42:36Who will be reading out the task?
42:37I'm your baby boy, Amy Cledhill.
42:40Thank you, baby boy.
42:42LAUGHTER
42:42Be the first to communicate the item to your team.
42:47You must not make any noise.
42:49You must use your pencil and ball,
42:52and you must stare at both throughout.
42:54You must stay on your spots at all times.
42:58Best team of communicators after five rounds wins.
43:02Fantastic.
43:03OK.
43:03Is this a task where we have to follow the rules?
43:07LAUGHTER
43:10We're going to come over and show Amy and Joanna the first item.
43:14This is the first one.
43:15Ready?
43:17It's like charades.
43:19It is charades.
43:21So, remember, no noise.
43:23You must use your items and stare at them.
43:26Ready?
43:26Ready!
43:30Dog.
43:31Dog.
43:32Dog's right!
43:33Dog's done!
43:34Oh.
43:35It's a quick one and they're 1-0 up.
43:37Yeah.
43:38Good.
43:40OK.
43:41Ready.
43:46Don't look.
43:47Right.
43:48Mmm.
43:49Different reactions.
43:51Round two.
43:521-0 to the team of two.
43:53Remember.
43:53Shout it out.
43:55Canoe.
43:55Rowing.
43:57Or...
43:58Gondola.
43:59Gondola.
44:00Canoe.
44:02Ship.
44:03Canoe.
44:03Venetian.
44:04Pirate ship.
44:05Sea.
44:06Sailing.
44:07Sailing.
44:07The sea.
44:08The ocean.
44:09The ocean.
44:10Ocean.
44:12Ocean!
44:14She's out of us!
44:15She's out of us!
44:16She's out of us!
44:16She did say ocean for her.
44:18The gallery are actually checking it.
44:19Yep.
44:20Because here, we're all about the rules.
44:24We have analysed the footage and the fastest team was...
44:29Joanna and Armando.
44:30Oh!
44:31Oh!
44:33So please put it round again.
44:35Your team are up.
44:37One more will get you to win, but how big were the winners?
44:40Hello again.
44:40Hello.
44:41I'm bad at this.
44:42No, you won't be.
44:43You're in movies.
44:44You can do this.
44:46This is Kamel Nanjian.
44:49I'm ready.
44:50Go.
44:55Please stay on your spot, Kamel.
44:57The rules.
44:58Corn.
44:59Corn.
45:00Sweet corn.
45:00Corn in the cup.
45:01Nice and silent.
45:02Spork.
45:02Stare at night.
45:03Spork.
45:04Nice.
45:04Spook.
45:06Keep your eye on the chin.
45:07Chicks.
45:08Stare at your items, please.
45:10Peas.
45:10Food.
45:12Spaghetti.
45:13Spaghetti.
45:13Yes, it is spaghetti!
45:15Incredible.
45:18Amazing.
45:20Switch round.
45:22It's 2-1, they're back in it.
45:23Switch round again.
45:24Back in it.
45:25OK.
45:26Hello Armando.
45:27Hi Alex.
45:27Don't give anything away when you see it.
45:29Is that all right?
45:37OK.
45:40Please look at your items.
45:41Cool.
45:41Whoa.
45:42Greg Davids.
45:43Yes!
45:45It's 2-2!
45:47Oh!
45:48Amazing!
45:50Wow!
45:52Right.
45:53Remarkable.
45:54Back in the game.
45:55OK.
45:55Well, it's the final one.
45:56OK.
45:57We can do this.
45:59We can do this.
46:00We can do this.
46:01OK.
46:05Whoever gets this, wins the task.
46:10WHISTLE BLOWS
46:12Javelin.
46:14Brushing your teeth.
46:15Ragon.
46:16Ragon.
46:17Monster.
46:18You.
46:20Heart.
46:20What is that?
46:21Look at your item.
46:22Look at your item.
46:24Wax.
46:25Feel.
46:26A bird.
46:27A bird.
46:29A vampire.
46:30Yes!
46:31It is a vampire!
46:31Yeah!
46:32CHEERING
46:38OK.
46:39We'll have those for the final scores.
46:40Come down and join me!
46:41CHEERING
46:51Well, five points for the team of three, and then how many for the team of two?
46:55Well, they did OK.
46:57Three points.
46:57Three points?
46:58OK.
46:58So, three for the team of two, five for the team of three.
47:00APPLAUSE
47:04How's that affected the final scores?
47:05Well, Armando, you won't believe it, is in last place with ten points.
47:09The other two boys are at the top.
47:11Kamel's got 18 points, but the winner of this episode, the first time he's won a show,
47:14is Joel Dobbin!
47:15No way!
47:16CHEERING
47:18Joel Dobbin wins!
47:20CHEERING
47:22Please go and have your celebrations for the best combination!
47:26CHEERING
47:27APPLAUSE
47:27maisons
47:28et
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