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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:22Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,
00:25and a very warm welcome to Pointless The Quiz,
00:27where the more obscure your knowledge,
00:28the better your chances of winning.
00:30Let's meet today's players.
00:35And couple number one. Hi, I'm Georgia.
00:37This is my dad, Gary, and we're from Leeds.
00:39Couple number two. Hi, I'm Jackie.
00:41This is my brother, Mark,
00:42and we're from Croydon in South London.
00:44Couple number three. Hi, I'm Annie,
00:46and this is my husband, Ian, and we live in Bedfordshire.
00:49And finally, couple number four. Hi, I'm Leslie.
00:51This is my husband, Bob,
00:53and we live in a small village near Aylesbury.
00:55And these are today's contestants.
00:58A very, very warm welcome to all of you.
01:00It's lovely to have you here on Pointless.
01:02That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
01:04She's the human face of a virtual reality-based home makeover show.
01:08Today, she's represented by Hologram, just as I always have been.
01:11It is my Pointless friend, it's Angela Scanlon.
01:13Hello.
01:15Well, if I malfunction at any point during the show,
01:18you can just turn me off, turn me back on again.
01:20We're good to go.
01:21We're good to go.
01:22If you flicker.
01:23Yeah, Control-Alt-Delete, whatever.
01:25Perfect.
01:26You know, got to do what you got to do.
01:27That'll be lovely.
01:28They look very fresh today.
01:30Three newbies.
01:31There's something about, yes, three sets of newbies.
01:33I mean, we're outnumbered.
01:35We are.
01:36I feel very experienced all of a sudden.
01:38Thank you very much indeed.
01:39Now, Antec and Phil got through to the jackpot round last time
01:42and they won it, which is very exciting.
01:44So today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.
01:47There we are.
01:48It'll grow very quickly, rest assured.
01:50Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
01:57Just remember, at all times, it's the pair with the highest score
02:01at the end of each round that gets eliminated.
02:02So keep your scores lovely and low and you have nothing to worry about.
02:06There we are.
02:06Best of luck to everybody.
02:07Our first category today is World Geography.
02:12Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
02:14who's going to go second?
02:15And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
02:21OK, let's find out what the question is.
02:24We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many countries
02:30that come alphabetically between Canada and United States as they could.
02:35So we are looking for the name of any country other than the UK
02:38whose usual short form name comes alphabetically between Canada
02:42and its neighbour United States of America.
02:45As always, by country we mean a sovereign state,
02:47which is a member of the UN in its own right.
02:49Best of luck.
02:50There we are. Oh, that was good.
02:52That was really good.
02:53Thank you very much.
02:55Georgia, welcome.
02:56Hi.
02:56Lovely to have you here.
02:58Tell us all about yourself.
02:59I'm a languages graduate.
03:02Currently working in a cafe to save up for some travels.
03:05Very nice.
03:05What kind of cafe is it?
03:07It's a lovely local independent village cafe.
03:09Is it a village cafe?
03:11Yeah, a village cafe.
03:11What sort of cafe?
03:12What a stupid question is that?
03:13It sells cakes and coffee.
03:16Yeah, super lovely, super friendly.
03:17Super friendly.
03:18What time does it open?
03:196am till 5pm.
03:20So you have to be there at 6?
03:23No, I get to come in at 8 or 9.
03:24Oh, that's quite nice.
03:26I'm not lucky.
03:26So the people who come in at 6, what are they making?
03:29Sandwiches?
03:30So it's...
03:30Oh, I see.
03:31Very nice.
03:33Georgia, what are you going to go for?
03:34Any country that comes between Canada and USA?
03:38Alphabetically.
03:38I'm going to go for Nauru.
03:41Nauru, says Georgia.
03:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said Nauru.
03:52This in the past has been a terrific answer.
03:54And it is again.
03:55In fact, very well done indeed, Georgia.
03:57That's a terrific way to start the show.
04:00A pointless answer.
04:01And being a pointless answer, of course, it adds £250 to today's jackpot.
04:04Taking the total up to £1,250 scores you nothing.
04:08What a start.
04:09Nauru is a small island in the South Pacific Ocean.
04:12It could fit into Guernsey almost three times.
04:15There you go, Nauru.
04:16It's that small?
04:17Dinky.
04:18It's a third of Guernsey.
04:19And Guernsey's small already.
04:21Yes!
04:22Wow, Nauru.
04:23Mark, welcome to Pointless.
04:24It's lovely to have you here.
04:25Tell us all about yourself, Mark.
04:27Yeah, my name's Mark, 31, living in Croydon.
04:30I work in marketing, but I also do personal training on the side as well.
04:34So you do your personal training early morning or after work?
04:37Mainly after work.
04:38I tend to also do it before morning, more in the past.
04:41But now I'm getting more to lunchtime, after work.
04:45When you're doing a bit of personal training, can you smuggle in a bit of your own training while you're
04:49doing it alongside?
04:50If I really want to.
04:51I mean, if the person I'm training is not a newbie anymore, I might sneak in a couple of sets
04:55of them.
04:55That's quite nice.
04:56Just to keep yourself and them on their toes.
04:59Of course, why not?
05:00Xander just did 200 squats.
05:02I can tell.
05:03I can see.
05:03You can tell, can't you?
05:05Yeah, really filling out the shirt there, yeah.
05:07Really filling.
05:08You think I'm joking?
05:09No.
05:10No.
05:11Yeah.
05:11Push-ups, the works.
05:13The works.
05:13Not messing around.
05:14Pumped up for Pointless.
05:16Very impressive.
05:16That's it.
05:17That's what my workout's called, in fact.
05:19Out on DVD soon.
05:20OK, now, Mark, so we're looking for countries that come alphabetically between Canada and USA.
05:27I think I'm going to go for Marshall Islands.
05:31Marshall Islands.
05:32This is where our jackpot fills up.
05:34Look at this.
05:35Marshall Islands.
05:36Please be pointless after that drum roll.
05:38And correct.
05:41That's right.
05:47That's another one of those.
05:48Very well done indeed.
05:50Mark, another Pointless answer.
05:52Adding another £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to 1,500.
05:58Very well done indeed.
05:59Scores you nothing.
06:00The Marshall Islands are in the Pacific Ocean, about 2,300 miles west of Hawaii.
06:06It has a close relationship with the United States.
06:09Thank you very much indeed.
06:10Annie, welcome to Pointless.
06:12It's lovely to have you here.
06:13Tell us all about yourself.
06:14Well, I'm retired.
06:15I've been retired for a year and a half now and I love it.
06:17What were you doing beforehand, if I may ask?
06:19I worked in hospitality for over 40 years, so it was time to have a rest.
06:24Very nice.
06:24Your evenings are your own again.
06:26My evenings, my weekends.
06:27Your weekends.
06:29So what sort of hospitality were you running?
06:30Well, I mean, on a long career, I did sort of everything from running parties to actually, I've done some
06:36cookery books, designed a restaurant.
06:39Very good.
06:39And what do you love to do with your retirement?
06:42Walking.
06:43I love nature.
06:44We live in the countryside, so that's really lovely.
06:46Very nice.
06:46Bit of tennis.
06:48Excellent.
06:48Only with my husband, because I'm so bad, so he doesn't mind too much.
06:51That's the best.
06:52You should see me.
06:53Annie, what would you like to go for?
06:55We've had Pointless answer, Pointless answer.
06:57I know, no pressure.
06:58I am going to go for Togo.
07:00Togo.
07:01Let's see what happens when we say Togo.
07:05Togo's right.
07:12Oh!
07:14One person got Togo.
07:16One.
07:17So close.
07:18Togo is one of the world's top producers of phosphates used in fertilisers.
07:23Oh, that's so good to know.
07:25Isn't it?
07:27Stick that one in your back pocket.
07:27Yeah, I'll keep that.
07:30Thank you very much.
07:31Now, Bob, welcome back.
07:33Terrific to have you with us again.
07:34Show two for you and Lesley.
07:36Tell us a bit more about yourself, Bob.
07:38Oh, well, I said before I'm a retired computer consultant and still doing a bit of work,
07:43but on our wedding anniversary we try to do something a bit exciting every year
07:47and a couple of years ago we did the Velocity Zip Wire in Wales,
07:52which is the biggest zip wire in the world.
07:55How long is it?
07:56I don't know, but you're flying for about four minutes.
07:59Wow!
07:59So it's really, really exciting.
08:04Are you a long way up?
08:05Yes, at the top of the mountain.
08:07So is this in Snowdonia?
08:08Is that where it is?
08:08That's right, yes, in Wales, yes.
08:10That's very exciting.
08:11And it's fine.
08:12You're just flying and it's peaceful and then all of a sudden the end of the lake comes in.
08:16I was going to say.
08:17And you see it coming.
08:18So fast.
08:19But it is wild.
08:20What a brilliant thing to do.
08:21Really exciting, yes.
08:22Bob, so any country that comes between Canada and USA?
08:28Ecuador.
08:29Ecuador, says Bob.
08:30Should we see how many of our 100 people said Ecuador?
08:38Ecuador is right.
08:4310 for Ecuador.
08:45It is slightly smaller than the US state of Nevada.
08:49But there are 15 million more people in Ecuador than there are in Nevada.
08:54Goodness me.
08:55There we are.
08:56Thank you very much indeed.
08:57Well, we're halfway through the round.
08:58Let's have a quick look at those scores.
08:59I can tell you nothing is the best score of the past.
09:01Georgia, Gary.
09:02Very well done.
09:02Mark, Jackie.
09:03Very well done.
09:041 is where we find Annie and Ian.
09:06Also very well done.
09:07And 10 is where we find Lesley and Bob.
09:09Also very well done, but quite high scoring.
09:11So, yes, Lesley, a bit of onus on you to find a lovely low score.
09:15Good luck with that.
09:16We're going to come back down the line.
09:17Now, will the second players please step up to the podium?
09:23There we are.
09:24Lesley, welcome back.
09:25Great to have you with us again.
09:27Tell us a bit more about yourself, Lesley.
09:29Well, we do like to do these unusual holidays.
09:32And one of the most magical ones we've done is that we went to Wyoming
09:37and stood on top of a mountain and watched a solar eclipse.
09:41And that was just...
09:43That's a fun thing to do.
09:45And you planned it around the eclipse?
09:47Yes.
09:48That was the central point of the holiday, wasn't it?
09:50Oh, yes.
09:51And that was a total eclipse?
09:52Total eclipse.
09:53I mean, why would you travel all that distance for just a partial?
09:56But what fun.
09:57I mean, was it really exciting just seeing the whole place suddenly?
10:00It really was.
10:00Yes.
10:01Fabulous.
10:02Now, Lesley, you're on ten.
10:04We need a low score from you.
10:05Yes.
10:05What have you got?
10:07I'm hoping this is a country in its own right.
10:10Micronesia.
10:11Micronesia.
10:12OK, shall we see what happens when we say Micronesia?
10:15No red line.
10:16You're the high scorers.
10:18It's right, Lesley.
10:22Feels like one of those brilliant ones.
10:24And it's one of those brilliant ones.
10:26Very well done, indeed.
10:27Another pointless answer.
10:29It adds another £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £1,750.
10:35Scores you nothing, leaves your total at ten.
10:37That's exactly what we required from you, Lesley.
10:39We just have to keep our fingers crossed.
10:41Micronesia, or Federated States of Micronesia, to give it its full name.
10:45It's spread across the Western Pacific Ocean and is 11 Guernseys.
10:50LAUGHTER
10:52That's a lot of Guernseys.
10:54A lot of Guernseys in one federated state.
10:56Yes.
10:57Micro...whatever.
10:58Thank you very much, indeed.
11:00Ian, welcome to Pointless.
11:01Tell us all about yourself.
11:03Well, I'm 66 years old.
11:05I am retired.
11:06And, like any, I love it.
11:09Wonderful.
11:09And may I ask what you retired from?
11:11Oh, yes, I was a mechanical engineer.
11:13Excellent.
11:14I started off in Sheffield in the steelworks, then moved south,
11:20and kept on engineering.
11:22Wonderful.
11:23And what do you love to get up to these days?
11:25Well, I own a 1964 Vespa scooter.
11:29That's perfect for a mechanical engineer.
11:30As you can imagine, a lot of tinkering around.
11:33Yes.
11:33An awful kick-starting, an awful pushing.
11:36Very good.
11:37A lot of mixing of two-stroke.
11:38Exactly.
11:39Yes.
11:39But when it goes, what a day.
11:41Oh!
11:42Do you wear the full mod kit?
11:43Absolutely, the whole lot.
11:44Very good.
11:45OK, now, Ian, you are on one.
11:47We are looking for a score of eight or less.
11:49No pressure.
11:49To get you to round two.
11:50I'm going to go for Chad.
11:52Chad, says Ian.
11:53Simply Chad.
11:54Here is your red line.
11:56Where do we end up with Chad?
11:59Chad's right.
12:03Chad's good.
12:04Very good.
12:05Get you through.
12:06There we are.
12:06Seven for Chad.
12:07Takes your total up to eight.
12:08Well done.
12:09Chad is a landlocked country in North Central Africa.
12:12In 2015, it opened its first Canadian embassy in Ottawa.
12:17Prior to this, relations were dealt with through their embassy in Washington.
12:21Thank you very much.
12:22Indeed.
12:23Now then, Jackie, welcome to Pointless.
12:25Great to have you here from Croydon.
12:26Tell us all about yourself.
12:29So, I'm a midwife.
12:30I work in the hospital at the moment, but I'll be moving over to the community soon.
12:35Very good indeed.
12:37That must be, I mean, you know, very demanding.
12:40It is very demanding.
12:41It's also very rewarding.
12:43So rewarding, though.
12:44Yes.
12:44But you've got two lives in your hands as well.
12:46I was going to say.
12:47Exactly.
12:48So how many times a day, on your busiest day ever, how many lives have you brought into the world?
12:53The maximum I've done was three, but I was a student and really hungry for buss.
13:00Yes.
13:01Now, if I get more than two, I need to sit down.
13:05Yeah, I'm not surprised.
13:06Yeah, I'm exhausted.
13:07Yeah.
13:08Wow.
13:08I mean, did you cry the first few times?
13:11Or are you so busy thinking about stuff?
13:14It's actually funny.
13:15The first birth I ever saw was a student.
13:17Yeah.
13:18I remember it was beautiful.
13:20The birthing person was kneeling and all I remember seeing was a head at the top and a head at
13:25the bottom.
13:26And I was just kind of like, oh, interesting.
13:30I didn't cry.
13:31I did well up a little bit, but I was a bit like, mm.
13:33Yeah.
13:33But I was just like, yeah, this is the job I want to do.
13:35That's good.
13:36Yeah.
13:36Good for you.
13:37Now, Jackie, you're on nothing.
13:38A brilliant score from Mark.
13:39Yeah.
13:40All you need to score is nine or less to get through to the next round, but I suspect you
13:43probably
13:44want to score less than that.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Yeah.
13:46I'm going to go for Sao Tome and Principe.
13:49Sao Tome and Principe.
13:51You see?
13:52Here's your red line.
13:54Sao Tome and Principe.
13:55OK.
13:57Absolutely right.
14:03You're through.
14:04Oh, one person.
14:06Oh, OK.
14:06Oh, that's a snag.
14:08There we are.
14:09Taking your total up to one.
14:10Nice job.
14:11It's known as the African Galapagos due to the high density of endemic species.
14:16Thank you very much indeed, Angela.
14:18Now, Gary, welcome.
14:20Hello.
14:20It's terrific to have you here.
14:22When George has said, and this is my dad, Gary, I was thinking, Dad?
14:26I'm 51.
14:27No, you're not.
14:29Stop it, Xander.
14:30It's extraordinary.
14:3151.
14:33Tell us all about yourself, Gary.
14:35I'm 51.
14:36Yes.
14:37I'm a care and support worker in retirement development, so we support people to live independently
14:43in their own homes.
14:45Very good.
14:45Very important.
14:46And what do you love to get up to when you're not doing that?
14:50It used to be football.
14:51Yeah.
14:52The knees have gone.
14:54Age has caught up with me.
14:55Oh, no.
14:56I know.
14:56So now my favourite thing is nothing, so good red wine.
15:00Don't knock nothing.
15:01Pointless on the telly.
15:02Exactly.
15:03Pointless on the telly.
15:04Fluffy blankets.
15:04Good red wine and a fluffy blanket.
15:06What do you want?
15:07That's all the hobbies anyone needs, I think.
15:10Yeah.
15:10Gary, you are on nothing.
15:12Obviously, nine or less will get you into the next round, but I think nothing less than a pointless
15:16really will do.
15:18I'm going to go Eritrea.
15:20Eritrea, says Gary.
15:22Here's your red line.
15:23Let's see if we can get you below this red line with Eritrea.
15:30Eritrea.
15:32Getting us all in the right direction.
15:34Gets you through.
15:35Down to get to four.
15:36Taking your total up to four.
15:38Eritrea has a similar population to the US state of Missouri.
15:43Very good.
15:43Yes.
15:44Good.
15:44Now, there were over 30 pointless answers.
15:47We've had a few of them already, obviously, so let's take a look at some more.
15:52Equatorial Guinea, Grenada, Guinea-Bissau, Kyrgyzstan, Lesotho, Malaysia, Mongolia, Papua New Guinea and San Marino.
16:07Well done if you got one of those at home.
16:08Thank you very much indeed, Angela.
16:09That brings us to the end of our first round.
16:11Oh, Lesley and Bob, I'm so sorry.
16:14Ecuador, a score of ten, and somehow we've got to send you home. Ridiculous.
16:20We'll see you next time.
16:21You will.
16:22And we'll look forward to that very much.
16:23But thanks so much for playing Lesley and Bob.
16:25Wonderful.
16:26But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two.
16:34Oh, that was hugely impressive.
16:36Very well done, everybody.
16:37Our lowest individual scorers, it's a tied lowest individual, Mark and Georgia, each with a pointless answer.
16:43In fact, Lesley had a pointless answer as well.
16:45And actually, Mark and Jackie, you were our lowest combined scorers.
16:47A score of just one between you, so very, very well done indeed.
16:50But well done, everybody.
16:51Best of luck for round two.
16:53Our category for it today is...
16:59Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
17:02And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
17:08OK, and the question concerns...
17:12Words that begin with chemical elements.
17:15There we are.
17:16We are going to show you six definitions on each board of words that all begin with letters that spell
17:22the names of different chemical elements.
17:25We'll also show you the letters that are left after the chemical elements have been removed from the defined words.
17:31Please tell us the name of the missing chemical element.
17:33Don't worry.
17:34It'll make a little bit more sense in a second.
17:37Good luck.
17:38Oh, I'm looking forward to this.
17:40Thank you very much indeed.
17:42Here we go.
17:42Here is our first board of six clues.
17:46Fairytale character who prefers porridge that is neither too hot nor too cold.
17:52I-L-O-C-K-S.
17:55An old US term for a cinema with an admission fee of five cents.
18:00O-D-E-O-N.
18:02In calligraphy, a style of fine handwriting originally used in engravings.
18:08P-L-A-T-E.
18:10A display showing the current scores of the top-placed competitors in a golf tournament.
18:15E-R-B-O-A-R-D.
18:18Surname of the Ukrainian footballer Oleksandr who signed for Arsenal from Manchester City in 2022.
18:25H-E-N-K-O.
18:27And a pasta sauce typically containing pancetta, cheese and egg, A-R-A.
18:34There we are.
18:35Georgia.
18:36Hi.
18:36Which of those chemical elements are leaping out at you?
18:40Struggling a bit to work out some.
18:42Mm-hm.
18:43I'm not 100% sure, but I think the second one would be Nickelodeon.
18:46OK, so nickel is the answer you're going to go for.
18:50Nickel, says Georgia.
18:50Shall we see how many of our 100 agree with Georgia?
18:53Yeah.
18:55Nickel is right.
19:00Down he goes with 31.
19:01Not bad.
19:02Not bad.
19:03The name Nickelodeon comes from a combination of nickel, being the five-cent coin,
19:07and the Odeon part derived from the Greek word for a building used for musical performances.
19:14Marvellous.
19:14Thank you very much indeed.
19:15Mark.
19:16Hey.
19:18I'll go for the penultimate one, the surname of the Ukrainian footballer.
19:22I'm going to say Zinkchenko's.
19:25Zink.
19:26Zink.
19:26Zink, says Mark.
19:27Shall we see how many of our 100 said Zink?
19:32Zink is absolutely right.
19:33I suspect this is going to be a low score.
19:36And sure enough, 16.
19:38Very well done indeed, Mark.
19:4016 for Zink.
19:41In his first season at Arsenal, they spent a whopping 248 days at the top of the Premier
19:46League table before eventually losing out to Man City, who won the treble that season.
19:52Thank you very much indeed, Angela.
19:54Now then, Annie.
19:55This board is all yours.
19:56Would you like to fill in all our blanks?
19:59OK.
19:59I think I can have a go.
20:00I think the first one is Goldilocks.
20:03The golf score, leaderboard.
20:05And the bottom one, carbonara.
20:07But I am going to go for the third one, copper plate.
20:10Copper, therefore.
20:11Copper.
20:12Should we see how many of our 100 said Copper?
20:17Copper is right.
20:1831 is our highest score.
20:20You pass it 29 for Copper.
20:23Beautiful, Annie.
20:25And well done taking us through that leaderboard.
20:27And you took the lowest of the scores that were left.
20:30Shall we have a look at the rest?
20:31So, Goldilocks, you mentioned.
20:33Gold, 87.
20:36Lead, leaderboard.
20:38That would have given you 63.
20:40And carbon.
20:41Carbonara.
20:4355.
20:44Mm-mm-mm.
20:45Thank you very much.
20:46Indeed, so do I.
20:48It's so good, isn't it?
20:49It's so good.
20:50So good.
20:51Yum.
20:52You know when they have that giant cheesy wheel thingy?
20:56And they just, like, stir.
20:58Oh, and they stir.
20:59Just a lot of, lots of parmesan on top.
21:01What time is it?
21:03Gorge.
21:05There are some places when they bring you a carbonara,
21:07they put the little egg yolk in the shell.
21:10So it's sitting in the shell on top.
21:12You just tip it in.
21:14Oh.
21:15Last ingredient.
21:16Fancy.
21:17I know.
21:17Oh, you're really posh, aren't you?
21:19Oh.
21:21Carbonara.
21:22Someone's probably having carbonara now.
21:24Right now.
21:26Oh.
21:26How is it?
21:27Is it?
21:28Is it all right?
21:29Is it good?
21:30Mm.
21:31Shall we move on?
21:33Yes.
21:33Let's have a look at the scores.
21:34OK, so 16.
21:35Mark and Jackie, very well done indeed.
21:37Our best scores in that round.
21:39You're always the best scorers.
21:40This is going to be a habit, I think.
21:43Then we travel from there to 29, which we're behind Annie and Ian.
21:45From there, a hop and a skip up to 31.
21:48We're behind Georgia and Gary.
21:48Gary, you're a bit ahead, but not devastatingly ahead.
21:52So nothing you can't put right with a brilliantly chosen answer
21:55on the next board.
21:56Good luck with that.
21:56We're going to come back down the line now.
21:58Will the second players please step up to the podium?
22:03OK, let's put six more definitions of words
22:05that begin with the names of chemical elements up on the board.
22:08And here they are.
22:11We have a disorder that results in a ringing
22:13or similar sensation of sound in the ears.
22:17N-I-T-U-S.
22:19In mythology, the band of heroes who sailed with Jason
22:22in a quest for the golden fleece.
22:24A-U-T-S.
22:25A newborn child, A-T-E.
22:29An older male gorilla, usually the leader of a troop, B-A-C-K.
22:34The humorous or sarcastic use of words
22:37to imply the opposite of what they normally mean, Y.
22:41And fictional green substance
22:44that weakens the comic book character Superman, I-T-E.
22:49There we are, Ian.
22:51Over to you.
22:52You're on 29.
22:53You're not our highest scorers, but we want a low score from you.
22:57I will go for Argon as in Argonauts.
23:00OK, you're going to go for Argon for the Argonauts.
23:03You do get a red line, it's right at the bottom there.
23:06Let's see what happens when we say Argon.
23:11Argon is right.
23:1258 for Argon, taking your total up to 87.
23:17They are called Argonauts because they're named after their ship,
23:20the Argo, which was built by a shipwright named Argos.
23:24Yes.
23:25Click and collect.
23:26Click and collect.
23:28Click and collect.
23:30Now, Jackie, you're on 16.
23:3470 or less gets you into the head-to-head.
23:37I think I'm going to go for the top one and hope it's lowish scoring
23:41and go for tinnitus.
23:43OK, so tin says, Jackie, here is your red line.
23:46Let's see if we can get you below that with tin.
23:53Ooh, 74 for tin, taking your total up to 90
23:57and bringing Ian and Annie into the fold for the head-to-head.
24:01Who wants to hear a list of famous people reported to have tinnitus?
24:05Cool.
24:06Ronald Reagan, Sylvester Stallone, Sting and both Noel and Liam Gallagher.
24:12There you are.
24:13Thank you very much.
24:15Now then, Gary.
24:16Hello.
24:1731 is your score at the moment.
24:2058 or less gets you into the head-to-head.
24:23Would you like to talk us through the board?
24:25I feel like I should know that third one and I just...
24:27I know, I'm trying to think what that is.
24:29Gorilla is silverback.
24:31The next one is iron and the bottom one is krypton.
24:34So, I think we'll go for iron.
24:37For irony.
24:38OK, for irony.
24:39OK, iron.
24:39Here is your red line.
24:41Let's see if we can get you below that with iron.
24:44That's right.
24:46Oh!
24:47Like a lion in Zion.
24:49Look at that.
24:49Down it goes to 21.
24:51Fantastic.
24:5152.
24:52Your total.
24:53You're through.
24:54That'll do.
24:56Jane Austen was renowned for the use of irony which she used to critique societal norms and behaviours,
25:02especially in the famous, it is a truth universally acknowledged opening line of Pride and Prejudice.
25:08Well, you kind of, almost, nearly, cleared up the board.
25:11You don't know that neither, Xander, do you?
25:13Think of the unit in a hospital where children are born.
25:17Neonates.
25:18Oh, neonates.
25:20Neonates.
25:20Oh, that's just, that's clever.
25:23Neonates.
25:23Oh, that's very clever.
25:25Isn't it a good one?
25:26Oh, isn't that brilliant?
25:27Neonates.
25:27Yeah, that would have got you 11.
25:29Then we've got, yeah, silverback.
25:31Silver at 57 and krypton would have scored you 55.
25:36Thank you very much indeed.
25:37That brings us to the end of our second round.
25:39Means we have to say goodbye to Jackie and Mark.
25:42Oh, I jinxed that because I was saying, oh, you're always the low scorers.
25:45It's only a four.
25:46I'm so sorry.
25:47Anyway, we'll see you next time when I have absolutely no doubt at all.
25:50We'll take it much further.
25:50But thank you so much.
25:51Meanwhile, Jackie and Mark.
25:53For our two remaining pairs though, it is now time for the Head to Head.
26:02Congratulations, George and Gary, Annie and Ian.
26:05You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our jackpot,
26:09which currently stands at £1,750.
26:13Well, we've already had a chance.
26:15Not just had a chance, we've seized the chance to throw £750 into that jackpot
26:19in this show.
26:20We now have a chance to throw an extra £500 into the jackpot
26:23if we can find a couple of pointless answers.
26:24So good luck.
26:25This is just for fun.
26:26We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many top 50 TikTokers as they could, Angela.
26:35You are going to see six options.
26:37Two are scoring.
26:38Two are pointless.
26:39And two are not the names of the 50 top most followed TikTok counts.
26:45LAUGHTER
26:46I'm a big TikToker.
26:49As of September 2024, £250 in the jackpot for each pointless answer.
26:55Thank you very much indeed.
26:56Can you find the pointless TikTokers from these possible TikTokers?
27:00LAUGHTER
27:12Anybody want to say anything? Anybody know anything?
27:15I don't actually have TikTok.
27:17Obviously, Gordon Ramsay's...
27:18Yeah.
27:19I think he does have it.
27:20He's a real one.
27:21George and Gary, who would you like to nominate?
27:23You say a new one?
27:25Yeah.
27:25Is he definitely one?
27:26Yeah, I think so.
27:26Cabane Lame.
27:28Cabane Lame.
27:29Shall we see if Cabane Lame is a pointless TikToker?
27:35Well, definitely a TikToker.
27:41Ooh!
27:4311 for Cabane Lame.
27:45Now, Annie and Ian, who would you like to nominate?
27:48Maybe please go for Keisha Siebert.
27:51Keisha Siebert.
27:52Oh, Keisha, sorry.
27:53Or Keisha, if you like, but I'm going to go with Keisha.
27:55Let's see how many of our 100 said Keisha Siebert.
27:58Is that a pointless TikToker?
28:00Oh, no.
28:02Empty-handed, I'm afraid.
28:04Empty-handed.
28:05I mean, Georgie, you tried.
28:06You pleaded, didn't you?
28:07He is real.
28:09Scored 11.
28:10He's the number one TikToker with 162.8 million followers.
28:16Keisha.
28:16That is the full name of the singer, Keisha, who had a 2009 hit with the song TikTok.
28:22So, a little red herring in there.
28:24Kylie Jenner.
28:25She has 56.2 million followers and scored two.
28:29Domelipa has over 75 million followers.
28:32She was pointless.
28:34Kintaro Hattori, a different type of TikToker.
28:37He was the founder of Seiko Watches.
28:39And Gordon Ramsay, would you believe it, is a top 50 most followed account on TikTok with 40.6 million
28:47followers.
28:48Wow.
28:49Thank you very much indeed.
28:50Oh, bad luck.
28:50We didn't find any pointless answers.
28:52But what fun.
28:53Let's play the head-to-head.
29:00OK, the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
29:03And you're now allowed to confer before you give your answers.
29:05Best of luck to both pairs.
29:06Here is our first question.
29:07And it is all about...
29:11We are going to show you five pictures of dogs from different breeds enjoying themselves on the beach.
29:16What would you want more?
29:17We'll also show you the initials of the breeds, names and blank spaces for the remaining letters.
29:23Please work out the names of these dog breeds and tell us the one you think is the most obscure.
29:27Thank you very much indeed.
29:29Can you identify these five dog breeds on the beach?
29:32We have...
29:34A.
29:35W.
29:40B.
29:41C.
29:42C.
29:47A.
29:50D.
29:51B.
29:52D.
29:53F.
29:56And E.
29:57C.
30:01There we are.
30:02Now, Georgia and Gary, you're our low scorers.
30:04You get to go first.
30:05We only know a couple, so I think we'll go for A. Whippet.
30:10A.
30:11Whippet.
30:12Now then, Annie and Ian, can you talk us through that board?
30:17Unless not.
30:17Not really.
30:19Chihuahua at the end, but then I think B might be a chow chow.
30:25Chow chow.
30:26So we have Whippet and Chow chow.
30:27Georgia and Gary went Whippet for A.
30:30Shall we see how many of our 100 said Whippet?
30:34Whippet is right.
30:3867 for Whippet.
30:40Annie and Ian, meanwhile, have gone for B and are saying chow chow.
30:44Shall we see if chow chow is right?
30:48It is a chow chow.
30:50And it wins you the point.
30:51Very well done.
30:52Indeed.
30:53Down it goes to 35.
30:55And after one question, Annie and Ian, you are up 1-0.
30:58Very nice.
30:59Some of those are cuter than others.
31:02Chihuahua.
31:02If you guessed correctly, E, that would have got you 60.
31:07Akita.
31:08Oh, Akita.
31:09S-C, Akita.
31:10Ah, there's nods there.
31:1227.
31:12I've never heard of Akita.
31:14Nor me.
31:15Or Bouvier de Flande.
31:17That would have been the only pronunciation we'd take to.
31:20Would have scored you one.
31:22Wow.
31:23There we are.
31:24Well, thank you very much indeed.
31:26You're welcome.
31:26Right, here comes our second question.
31:27Georgia and Gary, you've got to win this one to stay in the game.
31:30So, best of luck.
31:31Our second question is all about...
31:34..garden features.
31:36Oh, lovely.
31:37We are going to show you the names of five garden features
31:39that can be found at National Trust Properties as of July 2024.
31:43However, we have removed alternate letters from their names.
31:47And please give us these garden features.
31:49Thank you very much indeed.
31:51Can you pick out what these garden features are?
31:55We have...
32:10There we are.
32:11Now, Annie and Ian, you will go first.
32:16OK.
32:18Maybe go for the first one, fruitery.
32:21Fruitery.
32:23Fruitery.
32:24Fruitery.
32:24Um, now then.
32:26Georgia and Gary, can you talk us through that board?
32:29So, we actually think the first one is fountain.
32:32Oh!
32:33And then we think the second one is sundial.
32:36And then the fourth one, birdbath.
32:38And we just can't see three and five.
32:41So, we're going to go fountain.
32:42OK, you're going to go fountain for the top one.
32:44So, we have fruitery and fountain.
32:46You can't both be right.
32:47In fact, only one of those fits.
32:49But, let's see...
32:51LAUGHTER
32:51Let's see what happens when we say fruitery.
32:54I like a fruitery.
32:56I mean, like an orangery, but less specific.
33:03Not a fruitery.
33:05Doesn't necessarily mean fountain's right,
33:07but it's suggesting it might be.
33:08Let's see. Fountain.
33:11And it is right.
33:12Very well done.
33:1714 is what it scores, but crucially, it was right.
33:20And it means Georgia and Gary.
33:21Well done, you're back in the game.
33:22After two questions, it's one all.
33:23Very good.
33:24So, sundial, you had.
33:26That would have scored you 19.
33:27And birdbath, you also identified at 11.
33:31Down below, we had folly for 27.
33:35And then the one smack bang in the middle.
33:38I've got folly.
33:38I just can't see what this is.
33:40Not...
33:41Well, it stumped everyone.
33:43Oh, it's a stumpery.
33:46Of course it's a stumpery.
33:48It's like a rockery, but with stumps.
33:49Tree stumps, yes.
33:51A tree.
33:51And that was pointless.
33:53Very slippy in damp weather.
33:55I imagine it would be.
33:56Yes.
33:57There we go.
33:58Thank you very much indeed.
33:58Right, here comes your third question.
34:00Whoever wins this one goes through to the final and plays for the jackpot.
34:02Best of luck to both pairs.
34:03Our third question is all about...
34:08Simone Biles.
34:09Angela.
34:10We are going to give you five clues to facts about the gymnast Simone Biles.
34:14Please tell us the answers.
34:15Thank you very much indeed.
34:16Let's reveal the five clues.
34:18Here they come.
34:20The decade she was born.
34:22City, where she won four Olympic gold medals in 2016.
34:26In 2021, an emoji featuring this animal was created in her honour.
34:31US President, who awarded her the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2022.
34:35And in 2017, she finished fourth in this US reality TV competition.
34:42OK, Georgia and Gary, you get to go first.
34:45I think that's important.
34:45Yeah.
34:46OK, we're going to go with the third one.
34:48Goat.
34:49A goat.
34:50Thank you very much indeed.
34:52A goat, say Georgia and Gary.
34:53Now then, Annie and Ian, can you talk us through the board?
34:57Oh, gosh, I'm trying to think.
34:582016 Olympics.
35:00We'll say she was born in the 1990s.
35:04In the 1990s.
35:05OK, so we have goat and 90s.
35:08Georgia and Gary went for goat.
35:11Let's see if that is right for the emoji.
35:16It is indeed a goat.
35:22And that goes down to seven.
35:23That's a wonderful score.
35:24Very well done indeed.
35:26Meanwhile, Annie and Ian are going for the 1990s,
35:30the decade in which she was born.
35:31How many of our 100 said that, if it's right?
35:35It was the 1990s.
35:37Very well done indeed.
35:39And it's a good score.
35:4123 for the 1990s.
35:43But Georgia and Gary, you win it with goat and seven.
35:47And that means after three questions, you are through to the final.
35:492-1.
35:50She was, of course, born in 1997.
35:53And goat, didn't she wear the diamond-encrusted goat?
35:55Yeah, greatest of all time.
35:56There you go.
35:58Nailed it.
35:59OK, the president who awarded her the Presidential Medal of Freedom
36:03was Joe Biden.
36:05That would have got you 35.
36:07And then the Olympics, where she won four medals, Rio de Janeiro.
36:11Close.
36:12Scored you 16.
36:13This one, the US reality TV competition,
36:16she was part of Dancing with the Stars.
36:19That would have scored you 12.
36:21Thank you very much indeed, Angelo.
36:22That brings us to the end of our head-to-head round.
36:24It means we say goodbye to you, Annie and Ian, just for now.
36:27We'll see you next time.
36:28And look forward to it very much.
36:29Annie and Ian, thank you very much for playing.
36:31For Georgia and Gary, though, it's now time for the Pointless final.
36:38Well, congratulations, Georgia and Gary.
36:40You have fought off all the competition
36:41and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
36:51You now have a chance to win the Pointless jackpot.
36:53And at the end of today's show,
36:54the jackpot is standing at 1,750 pounds.
36:58So, yes, it's just a pointless answer between you and it.
37:01What needs to come up in this round?
37:03Music.
37:03Beatles.
37:04For both of us, music, geography, but...
37:07The Beatles, not Beatles.
37:09Insects, no.
37:10Which, no, no.
37:11Music, yes.
37:11Right, OK.
37:13Very good.
37:14Well, let's not put it off any further, shall we?
37:16Let's see what the four things are.
37:18Today's selection is this.
37:20Country Music Songs, The Post Office,
37:22The Royal Ascot Gold Cup,
37:24Greek Cinema.
37:27I think it would have to be Country Music Songs.
37:30Country Music Songs.
37:31OK, Country Music Songs.
37:33OK, we are looking for the name of any performer
37:36other than Dolly Parton who has a song
37:39that appears in Rolling Stone magazine's list
37:41of the 200 greatest country songs of all time,
37:44published in May 2024.
37:47If a song in that list was credited to a duo or a group,
37:50then that's the answer we're looking for.
37:52But in the case of collaborations,
37:53we will accept each artist as separate answers.
37:58Or we are looking for any word that is four letters or longer
38:02in the lyrics of Dolly Parton's 1973 song, Jolene,
38:06which is the number one song on the list.
38:08We will not accept the word Jolene itself.
38:11Very best of luck.
38:13Thank you very much indeed.
38:14Now, as always, you've got up to one minute
38:15to come up with three answers.
38:17All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers
38:19to be pointless.
38:19If you can find three pointless answers,
38:21we'll throw in a £500 bonus.
38:23Are you ready?
38:24Yes.
38:25Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
38:28There they are.
38:28Your time starts now.
38:30Shall we go with the lyrics?
38:31Yes.
38:31I'm thinking locks, like locks of auburn hair.
38:34Beauty, compare, auburn.
38:36Compare?
38:37Yeah. Your beauty needs to be on compare.
38:38Do you want to do acts?
38:39You keep working your way through, Jolene.
38:41OK.
38:42I can't remember all of it, but I know it's in locks of auburn hair.
38:46Willie Nelson.
38:47He comes on at work all the time.
38:48Chris Christopherson.
38:50The Eagles.
38:52Yeah.
38:53Country music.
38:54Johnny Cash.
38:54I guess it's Charles Swift, but too big.
38:57I can't remember.
38:58There's someone, Willen, but I can't remember his first name.
39:01Go on.
39:02Think of it, then.
39:02I'm trying to think of it.
39:04I can't think of his first name.
39:06He has a couple of really good country songs.
39:08Let's start narrowing it down.
39:09Are we going to do what do you want from Jolene?
39:10I think...
39:12I like locks.
39:12Locks?
39:13Yeah.
39:14Auburn might be a quite popular...
39:16Compare?
39:16Yeah, compare, cos I can't think of where...
39:18You can do locks.
39:19Ten seconds left.
39:20Locks?
39:21Yeah.
39:21Compare?
39:22Yeah.
39:23And then we'll go for...
39:26Do you want to pick a new country music?
39:28Yeah, I'll pick one, yeah.
39:29We'll come to them in a second.
39:30OK.
39:31That is your time up.
39:31Let's have your three answers.
39:33OK.
39:33From the Jolene, we'll have locks.
39:36Locks.
39:37And compare.
39:38Compare.
39:39And we will go for...
39:42Chris Christopherson.
39:43Chris Christopherson.
39:45Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
39:47Compare.
39:48Yeah.
39:49Yeah, one of those.
39:49OK, compare we'll put last.
39:51Least likely to be pointless?
39:52Chris Christopherson.
39:52Chris Christopherson.
39:53Then locks goes in the middle.
39:54Let's put those answers up on the board in that order.
39:57And here they are.
39:58We have...
40:00Chris Christopherson.
40:01Locks.
40:02Compare.
40:04Well, if one of these turns out to be pointless, you will be leaving here with £1,750.
40:08What would you like to do with that, Georgia?
40:10Travels.
40:11Travels?
40:12Yeah, I'm planning a trip round Europe to visit some friends.
40:15Very nice.
40:15And then Australia.
40:16Um, Gary?
40:17Um, I'd fritter it away.
40:20You'd find a way.
40:21Yeah.
40:21Red wine.
40:22That'll do it.
40:23Yeah.
40:24That'll do it.
40:25Perfect.
40:26Willy blankets.
40:27OK.
40:28Your first answer was Chris Christopherson.
40:31In this case, we are looking for any act with a song in the 200 greatest country songs of all
40:35time.
40:36How many of our 100 said Chris Christopherson?
40:37Is it right?
40:38Is it pointless?
40:39For £1,750.
40:44Well, it is right.
40:46Chris Christopherson.
40:48If he's pointless, he will win you £1,750.
40:51Down we go.
40:52Through the teens in single fingers with Chris Christopherson still going down.
40:55You've done it.
40:56Look at that.
40:56Straight out of the tracks.
40:58Very, very well done indeed.
41:00Chris Christopherson is a pointless answer.
41:03Which means you have won the jackpot.
41:05But let's just check and see how those other answers are.
41:08Because if you have three pointless answers, that will increase your winnings to £2,250.
41:13Lox, we're now on to words of four letters or more from the lyrics to Jolene.
41:18Let's see how many of our 100 said Lox.
41:21Is it pointless?
41:23When it's there, it's right.
41:27If this is pointless, obviously, it doesn't win anything on its own.
41:30Has to join in with compare.
41:33Down we go with Lox.
41:34Still going down.
41:35Still going down.
41:36Oh, don't do one.
41:37OK, there we are.
41:38Put that to the back of our minds.
41:39Huge congratulations.
41:39You've just won £1,750.
41:42Brilliant.
41:45Absolutely brilliant.
41:46Your third answer compare would have also scored you one.
41:50Let's have a look at some of the pointless answers, starting with acts on the list of 200 greatest country
41:56songs of all time.
41:56So, Beyonce.
41:58Relatively new, I imagine, to that with Texas Hold'em.
42:01That was on the list.
42:02Chris Stapleton.
42:03Lil Nas X.
42:05Old Town Road was the song.
42:07Loretta Lynn.
42:08She had several songs on the list, including Coal Miner's Daughter and You're the Reason, Our Kids Are Ugly.
42:13A proper country song that one was.
42:16There were lots of pointless answers on there.
42:18I'll give you a few more.
42:19The big names.
42:20Emmylou Harris.
42:22Graham Parsons.
42:23June Carter.
42:24Lyle Lovett.
42:26Keith Urban.
42:26Patsy Cline.
42:27Come on.
42:28Ray Charles.
42:30Tracy Chapman.
42:31They were all pointless.
42:32Moving on to words of four or more letters in the lyrics of Dolly Parton's.
42:36Jolene.
42:37Here are some of the pointless answers you could have had.
42:39Flaming.
42:40Sleep.
42:41Summer.
42:42Bear.
42:42And understand.
42:44The scoring answers here were.
42:46Please.
42:46Take.
42:47Beggin'.
42:48No, G.
42:49Don't.
42:49Because.
42:50Auburn.
42:51Beauty.
42:51Just.
42:52Beyond.
42:52Compare.
42:53Emerald.
42:54Eyes.
42:54Hair.
42:55Keep.
42:55Like.
42:56Locks.
42:57And.
42:57Love.
42:58Everything else in the lyrics was pointless.
43:01So very well done to you at home if you got a pointless answer.
43:04Thank you very much indeed, Angela.
43:06And thanks once again to our winning players, Georgia and Gary, who take away today's jackpot of £1,750.
43:13Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on pointless.
43:16Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Angela.
43:18Bye-bye.
43:19And it's goodbye from me.
43:20Goodbye.
43:22Who, would I watch it then?
43:29You're welcome, Danny broke up again.
43:30We're all fine.
43:34You're welcome.
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