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The Valley - Season 3 Episode 5
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00:59Everything is alright
01:02Everything is alright
01:06I'm alright
01:14Can you please
01:17Add up the wings
01:24Is this my hat now or are you ever going to pick it up?
01:28Are you trolling me?
01:29I feel personally attacked
01:33Upgrading everything over here
01:35Add up the wings
01:37Have you looked into any schools for him in addition to the one we've looked at already?
01:41I don't really think he needs private like elementary school
01:44We gotta figure out if we're moving, if we're having another baby
01:49Yeah
01:49We came so far
01:52Look at our new car
01:55Okay let's go let's go
01:57Hi, hello
01:58Are you excited Asher?
02:00Welcome
02:00Thank you
02:02What do we have here?
02:03We have Isabella
02:04Hi Isabella
02:05And Asher
02:06And Asher
02:07We're going to put our shoes over here
02:08Come here Asher
02:11Come on little choo choo train
02:13Have you ever done a cartwheel?
02:14Girl
02:15A cartwheel, I was in cheerleading and all I could do was like
02:18A cartwheel
02:19That's a basic one for you, let me see
02:21My cartwheel?
02:21Yeah
02:23Well
02:23Oh what is that called?
02:25Round off
02:26Oh round off, that's what I could do when cheerleading
02:28Okay so bear walk on the bars, very nice
02:31Isabella just started gymnastics about three months ago
02:34It's always been my idea because I was a gymnast
02:37I didn't have a life growing up, my life was gymnastics
02:40So when people make fun of me not knowing things like fast food and games and pop culture
02:46It's because I cared and only cared about gymnastics
02:53Woo
02:54That was done
02:55You got it
02:56Now do it on the floor
03:02Oh my gosh
03:03Yeah girl
03:05Keep going straight
03:06How long have you done gymnastics?
03:07I did it forever
03:08I started when I was five
03:10Okay
03:10And I remember when I was four my dad brought me into the gym and he's like is this something
03:15you want to do?
03:15I'm like yes, he's like okay I'm going to put you in and you're going to go to the Olympics
03:19I didn't even know what that was
03:21I'm like okay so from day one I was like I'm going to the Olympics
03:25Yeah
03:25And so I was just hardcore from like the very beginning
03:28That's crazy, I knew that gymnastics I didn't know was like your life
03:33Gymnastics forced me to have a very disciplined life and I had a very strict schedule growing up and I
03:39enjoyed it
03:40This is why I'm very strong today, life has thrown me so many curveballs but I always just look forward
03:46So when did you stop doing gymnastics?
03:50Yeah, I stopped at like 15 when my parents divorced
03:54My dad had a mental illness
03:57So he didn't leave my mom because like they fell out of love
04:01He just left because in his mind he was trying to protect us
04:08I'm sorry
04:09It's okay
04:10So I think I don't talk about it because I have a lot of memories with my dad about it
04:14Yeah
04:16My dad has never been diagnosed but in his mind he thought that there was people after us
04:24And so he thought people wanted him so he thought it would be safe for us if he just left
04:30and we were home alone
04:31He had asked if it's okay if he left my mom and I
04:35He asked you?
04:36Yeah
04:37And I said
04:38Absolutely
04:39Yes, like I understand
04:41Yeah
04:41I didn't understand but I kind of did
04:43And my dad's still in LA?
04:45He's still in LA
04:46Yeah
04:46So when they separated was it just they like didn't talk again for a while or like what was that
04:52whole situation?
04:53He just kind of disappeared for years
04:55Yeah
04:55But they always had love for each other at my mom's funeral like my dad went
05:01And it was really sweet because he we like went out and got coffee and he was like oh my
05:05wife just passed away
05:07Like even after all those years that they were divorced like I could just still feel the love
05:12They still had so much love
05:13Yeah
05:14Hands down and roll like a ball
05:18Beautiful
05:18By the way um last night I started inviting people and I want to invite you
05:23Uh huh
05:24And we're gonna do a little San Diego trip
05:26I feel like we could use like a little like a little getaway like a little like energy reset or
05:32something
05:32You know I'd love to go to San Diego
05:34It's the best
05:35Yeah
05:35Tom and I we connected and we realized he's like I love San Diego so much and I'm like I
05:40basically grew up there
05:41Yeah
05:41So he's like let's do a trip so we found a house
05:44Hey baby want me to carry you?
05:46Um I invited Lala, Brittany, Zach, everybody Kristen
05:51Okay
05:51Janet
05:54What's the sleeping arrangements like in this place that where everybody's invited?
05:59Because obviously I want Janet to be my roommate that's why I'm asking
06:01No it's one huge house there is like a different structure
06:06Okay
06:07If somebody needs to stay somewhere else
06:09Okay
06:09When it comes to like the group dynamic I feel like I'm good with just coexisting
06:15In the same space as Janet and Jason
06:17I don't need to have a plan or strategy to avoid Janet
06:20It just comes naturally to me
06:24Go
06:25Over
06:26Oh where's that foot go?
06:28Where's that foot go?
06:29I make good money, put you on what I wanted and that I'm the only one who's got what you
06:37need
06:38And I make good money
06:39Hi!
06:40You checking in?
06:41Yes, Kristen Doty
06:42Kristen, perfect. You're here for sugaring and spray tan, right?
06:46Yes
06:47Amazing
06:48Morning, how are you?
06:49Morning!
06:50If you just want to hang out your channel will be right up with you
06:52Perfect, thank you
06:53Of course
06:54What's up girl?
06:55Hi y'all
06:56Hi
06:56Of course it never rains and it's raining on our spray tan, right?
07:00For real
07:00I hope they have umbrellas here because I forgot one
07:03Of course, you know, the pool party there's a chance of rain and I'm like are you kidding?
07:07I am so excited about my pool party but my last pool party was an absolute disaster
07:12Oh my gosh, I'm first, I'm terrified
07:15I'd let Kristen know that Janet was going to be at the pool party but as soon as Janet walked
07:20in Kristen started yelling she doesn't deserve to be here so after about two minutes Janet walked out and left
07:26So fingers crossed we won't have any yelling this time but oh my gosh this group freaks me out
07:33Have you done a Brazilian before?
07:34I have but I was very pregnant
07:36Are we ready?
07:37Yes we are ready
07:38I just need Kristen in here for emotional support
07:41Yeah
07:41She was with me the only time I've ever had it done
07:43Do you want to take everything?
07:45Do you want to leave a landing strip?
07:46No
07:47No you can just take it all
07:48Okay
07:48Take it all
07:49Maybe bald as a biscuit
07:50Awesome
07:51I don't think my butthole's hairy
07:55They're gonna love this
07:56Can you kind of conjure it if you look like I have muscles?
07:59Yes
07:59Of course
08:00Ready?
08:01One, two, three
08:02Yeah
08:07I feel like a warrior goddess
08:09Not literally
08:09Ready?
08:10One, two, three
08:16Like ahhh
08:19Breathe up
08:21Beauty's pain, huh?
08:22Beauty, I swear to god
08:25Pain is here and then you look beauty
08:27One, two, three
08:32Sorry that y'all had to hear that
08:35Is it Kristen's test?
08:37Yes
08:37Hello
08:39Oh my god
08:40Why?
08:42Why?
08:43Is that the first one you've ever seen?
08:45No I've seen yours a thousand times too
08:47Yeah he's seen both of ours just past this ankle
08:49Full flaps, flapjacks, all in my face
08:53Thank you
08:54I think I saw your uterus
08:55Jesus Christ
08:56I laughed so hard
08:59Oh my god
09:00So how was your all's date night?
09:03It was just like
09:04From what Luke was telling me
09:06It was like good that you guys are talking about anything that's going on
09:11We just don't talk about things in front of Kaya
09:13Like even though she can't understand us and she won't really remember
09:16It's the energy
09:17But it's like the point of I feel like he's not listening to me and he doesn't respect me
09:22Like my, doesn't respect like what I want
09:25Right
09:25But it's like he wants to like have sex and wants our relationship to be better
09:28And I'm like I don't feel close to you when it's like I wake up with the baby at 4
09:32or 5 o'clock in the morning
09:33Yeah
09:34Baby's crying this and the dogs and whatever
09:36And he's just kind of like do you want, do you want me to take her?
09:39I guess what I told him is I don't know how to be heard on those things that bother me
09:44And he's got to stop bringing up how much he hates LA all the time
09:47Hearing about it too often, just too often is so frustrating because I'm like how can I make you happier
09:55then?
09:55Long before Kaya was ever in the picture
09:57We had an agreement that once she was like before school age we would move and we would be closer
10:05to family
10:06We would have more land, but for right now, this is where we live
10:11And so to hear that on an almost daily basis
10:15How miserable he is and how much he hates it here
10:18It is so frustrating
10:20It's not easy on relationships like whoever thinks that having a baby fixes everything like having a new baby is
10:26hard
10:27Yeah
10:27But I do feel like there are some elements of like that past trauma from having such
10:34exes
10:34Yeah
10:35That like sometimes when you guys get in a fight you go for the jugular sometimes and he's not used
10:41to that
10:41And I think that it makes it hard
10:43That's why I'm like couples counseling or something just so that you guys can have neutral people
10:48You know giving it in Kristen language to you and Luke language to him and like kind of coming to
10:54a combined language together
10:56My defense mechanism when it gets really bad is I'm like just leave them
11:01And he hates that
11:02It's good that you're talking about it
11:03Yeah
11:03You need to say what's bothering you
11:05After I had Cruz I was all about Cruz a hundred percent
11:09And Jax made me feel like I just did not matter after I had a baby with him
11:14I'm glad that Luke is trying but I also want him to like understand a little bit more about how
11:21she's feeling
11:21Because what Kristen's going through is only what Kristen is going through
11:25Also like postpartum is a bitch
11:28Yeah
11:28Like the hormones the emotions everything and hopefully like Luke understands like you're also going through a lot
11:35He really does
11:36As well
11:37Right
11:37But when you have these arguments
11:42Coming up
11:43Order
11:44I got rid of a lot of jeeps
11:46I hoard too
11:47You do
11:48And the end of the world
11:50Go back
11:51You need to please not it's a private thing
11:53Is this like a bomb proof shelter?
11:56I don't think it's nuke proof
11:57It's doomsday light
11:59Oh
12:00Okay
12:12Keep your heels elevated
12:16Don't think that we're going to forget those pulses
12:18Oh
12:21And this last one take it out and hold
12:24This is the yummiest part of class
12:27Thank you for showing up at drenched today
12:30Oh
12:31My ass is so sweaty
12:34You guys nice job
12:36Thank you
12:37Thank you
12:38Okay
12:39That was good
12:41Oh
12:42I feel like I haven't seen you forever
12:44I know
12:45I know
12:45I felt like that too
12:46It's only been like two or three days
12:48But I feel like it's been
12:49You guys have had a busy week
12:50How do you feel
12:52Like how do you feel when you see pictures of all of us getting together?
12:56For a second like a little bit like bummed out
12:59But I wouldn't want to be invited because in like especially like for something like with Danny and Nia
13:05Because it doesn't feel like things are good
13:08I think Zach
13:09I think you guys need to go out and get a little drunk together
13:12Have a jello shot together
13:14Yeah
13:14Zach and I have been through some you know dark and crazy stuff
13:18I have truly forgiven him for it
13:20Like Zach and I got to a good place last summer
13:22I genuinely want to move on
13:26Perfect let's move forward
13:27Kumbaya my lord
13:30Let's have a good night
13:31Hugs
13:32Hey
13:35And he's as far as I know the reason that he blocked me and did all that is because of
13:41Danny and Nia
13:42You're saying that he has touched other women's butts?
13:45He's been inappropriate and made women uncomfortable multiple times
13:49You're making it sound like he is going out and grabbing women all over when he drinks and that's wrong
13:56You know if there's something I've said or done I'm not above apologizing for it
14:00I do agree he would be the first step
14:02I'm gonna do a game night
14:05It feels like there's been a lot of heavy conversations and I feel like this is a way to just
14:10lighten the mood
14:11Lighten it up
14:11Have a fun time
14:12I invited Jasmine and Melissa
14:15Okay
14:16And I was thinking about inviting Zach and Benji
14:20Obviously have not seen Nia or Danny
14:23It feels like not the time to like invite them or hash it out
14:29Because it doesn't feel like things are good
14:32Is it bad if I say why don't you just invite them knowing they're not going to come
14:36But at least you invited them
14:38All you're trying to get to is like being cordial
14:42I think I should talk it over with Jason
14:44Maybe that is the right time to extend an olive branch
14:47I love that
14:48Love a game plan
14:59Hey girls
15:00Hi
15:00There's five
15:02Do you want to say hi?
15:05Hello
15:06Oh my goodness
15:08How you doing today?
15:10Good
15:10She'll do the berry bowl
15:11Amazing
15:12May I please get an iced matcha latte
15:14I'd be glad to start that out for you
15:15And then I am going to try a power bowl
15:18Thank you
15:20Anytime
15:21Isabella, come sit
15:24Come sit
15:25No
15:25Hey, do the, do the phonics dance
15:28No, do the phonics dance for Lacey
15:31I actually don't want you to force her to do anything for me
15:34Because she is not a clown at the circus
15:35And she doesn't have to perform
15:38Everyone says you're the beta in this relationship, right?
15:41Yeah
15:41Yeah, the beta
15:42She is certainly an alpha
15:44Hates my storytelling
15:46She's straight to the point
15:48Can I give you unsolicited, failed parent criticism?
15:52She should read Rich Dad Poor Dad
15:55You're just not supposed to teach your kids secrets
15:58I mean, there's no bullshit
15:59The exciting news is that we have another month or two left and you'll be divorced officially
16:05That's good
16:06Does it feel any different when it's official?
16:09No
16:10At least we can have normal conversations now
16:12Yeah
16:13With regards to Isabella
16:14So, so Lacey's going to organize your room
16:17And she said, we have to figure out what stuffies can go where
16:23In Malibu's toys
16:24Oh, you picked out two for Baby Kaya
16:26I did
16:26I have so many of Malibu's toys in a bag in the garage
16:29How long has the trash bag been in the garage?
16:34Just tell me, is it more than six months?
16:37Yeah
16:39I got rid of a lot of jeans
16:41I hoard too
16:43You do?
16:44And the end of the world go bag
16:47You need to say it's not, it's a private thing
16:49Wait, that's a private thing?
16:50I don't want anyone to like come to my doomsday bunker if I have to use it
16:54I don't want anyone to know
16:55During like COVID, my TikTok algorithm was like doomsday bunkery
17:00And one night I like went down the rabbit hole of doomsday things you would need
17:06Like the acid tabs if the water is bad and generators
17:10And I was like I just need to buy all this stuff because what if I've been giving it so
17:15much thought
17:16And then doomsday does come and I'm just like kicking myself that I didn't buy all this stuff
17:20Is this like a bomb proof shelter or like what?
17:23Yeah, it's not in my house
17:25So like you'd have to find it, it's off the grid
17:27Okay
17:28But it's not like underground, I don't think it's nuke proof
17:31It's doomsday light
17:34Oh, okay
17:35It's at the world's ending, they'll come to you
17:36They'll come to you
17:38My fear is always like I have a bunch of like the zero to one year old toys in a
17:43container
17:44But you have a five year old
17:46There could be another one coming soon and then you want all those zero to one books
17:52Are you having a child with someone?
17:55Coming up
17:56Every single conversation I have shouldn't be about Jenna and Zach
18:00Let me like enjoy my mind
18:12Hey, how you doing?
18:14Thank you, thank you
18:14This is an old tire
18:16I love first place, it's so good for game night
18:18It's so masculine
18:18It's kind of like Dave and Buster vibes a little bit
18:21Hi
18:21Are you Janet?
18:22Yes
18:23Okay, we put this section here for you
18:25Oh, awesome, perfect
18:25Perfect, thank you so much
18:27I'm so excited for this game night
18:28This is my Dave and Buster's fanny pack
18:3125,000 tickets, that's the goal, let's go
18:36We wanted to channel more of like a Richard Dawson 70s family feud vibe for this
18:40Originally we were talking about how Jared should kiss everybody on the lips like Richard Dawson used to do as
18:45he went down the line
18:46But we thought that might be a little bit appropriate
18:48Especially given how I've called people out for stuff, so
18:52I mean, so I invited Nia, Danny, Kristen and Luke
18:55Kind of didn't expect them to come, they said no
18:58Jasmine and Melissa said no and I was kind of surprised because
19:01They're like
19:02They're kind of bummed because they're like game night people
19:03Game night people
19:04So I think they would have had fun
19:09I love game night, I feel like it brings everybody together
19:15I think that's normal
19:17When you give this group like a task or something to do to concentrate on
19:26It's just like a moment to really escape life and just have a fun, fun night
19:31Uh, do you guys know the question?
19:33No!
19:33I do not!
19:34Yeah, I think that Jane and I know the answers
19:36I swear!
19:36What am I to do, invite you all here and trample you?
19:38Yes!
19:38Lala, yes!
19:39Yeah, because you wanna win
19:42I'll be awful at all the subjects, especially ones that involve numbers
19:46What are the subjects you think you'll do well at?
19:48Designer labels
19:51And Bravo shows, I would crush
19:53Ask me a question about the housewives, I'm gonna know every single thing
19:57You got the whole world looking like the scenic kind of magic
20:00All right, here we go
20:00Yellow and blue makes what color?
20:04Green!
20:05Correct!
20:07I knew that she can't beat me to it, I'm sorry guys
20:09You let your wife win!
20:11I would never
20:11Winning!
20:13What piece of land is both a continent and a country?
20:17Mexico, that is incorrect!
20:18Here we go!
20:21Oh, I'm not even gonna try this
20:23Wait, 10 times 3, 22 or 20?
20:27Oh, okay, got it!
20:29No, we all have different numbers
20:3016!
20:31Correct!
20:32Lala, what year did man land on the moon?
20:401967, that is incorrect!
20:43And we've got a winning team!
20:46Congratulations!
20:48You guys, thank you for coming, this is so much fun
20:51You know, this is like my ideal night
20:54I forget how competitive you are
20:56Only in games
20:57Never in games
20:59You should've given me props for even trying
21:01You know, I do give you props for trying
21:03Okay, so everyone's coming to your house Friday
21:05Everybody is coming
21:06I wanted everybody because
21:09We're going to San Diego
21:10I feel like we should at least be together
21:12Yeah, that's a great idea
21:14Like, I mean, I would like to be
21:15I feel like there's a lot of people I've tried
21:17Having conversations with and stuff
21:19That has not gone well
21:20I wanted to apologize again
21:22For speaking on stuff that I wasn't involved in
21:25This friendship is dead, it's done
21:27Like, I had a funeral for you in my brain
21:31If there's anything you want to say
21:33Or like, get off your chest, I'm happy to listen
21:40I mean, what are you sensing?
21:41You think this could go even further south than it already is?
21:45I mean, no, I hope not
21:46But also, with certain people, it's like
21:49If you don't, if you can't tell me specifically what I've done wrong
21:52How am I supposed to apologize?
21:53Well, so I texted Zach yesterday to see if he was coming tonight
21:56Yeah
21:57But he called me today and it was like giving me a timeline
22:00Since before the pandemic
22:02Of like, things that he feels that you've done
22:06I'm not nervous to have a conversation with Zach
22:08And I know Zach and I need to have a serious conversation
22:10All I want is peace
22:12But I also know he's not going to drop any giant bombshells
22:15I know it's all going to be little bullshit things that he's just nitpicking
22:18Can he not move on past bullshit in 2018?
22:20I guess I don't want it to be a have-man
22:22It is that though
22:23It's ten against one
22:25You guys also have to understand
22:27These people, especially Danny and Nia
22:30Have posted, liked, commented on some bullshit about Jason and I
22:37Danny likes stuff
22:38Saying that Jason likes to see me have sex with other men in front of him
22:43Why is that okay?
22:45But I'm not okay
22:46It's not okay
22:46What he's done
22:47No, no, this is not me
22:50I'm not mad at you guys
22:52I'm yelling about that
22:54I'm not mad at you guys
22:55I'm not mad at you guys
22:56I'm just like, come on
22:56It's like this person talks about it
22:58This person
22:58And I have to like be the one that's like
23:00Well, let's see
23:01Let's see
23:02Every single conversation I have
23:04Shouldn't be about
23:05Jana and Zach
23:06Or Jana and like
23:07Like it should not be about that
23:08I know
23:09Like let me like enjoy my life
23:12I'm in a very strange part of my life right now
23:14Because I am still going through a divorce
23:16I am trying to establish myself as a single mom
23:20I can't always try to make everything right for Zach, Janet, Kristen
23:24And my friends constantly are putting me in the middle
23:28It seems like majority of the time I can just never make anybody happy
23:32And that's really hard on me
23:34Jana, Jana
23:35Sometimes whenever you have talked to them
23:37Like they'll get up and walk away
23:38You need to just sit down and talk at my pool party
23:41So I want you to talk to me
23:42I'm sorry, I'm
23:43No, I'm not
23:44I don't want you guys to be in the middle of this anymore
23:47No, I know
23:48I'm sorry
23:48I love it
23:49It's a lot for me
23:52Seeing Brittany so upset puts it into perspective
23:55Like I really do need to make an effort here
23:57And try to make things more peaceful in the group
23:59But I'm just so frustrated by this whole thing
24:02I don't want any of this
24:03I want peace
24:05I'm afraid I'm going to lose you guys over this
24:08No
24:20Let me order pizza though
24:21So, okay, let me see if you guys agree
24:23A cheese, a vegetable, a jalapeno pepperoni, and a Hawaiian
24:27Um, half your party's on a GLP-1
24:29So yeah, I think it's
24:31I think it's going to be enough pizzas, babe
24:35Give us some time
24:36Come on, let's get you out of the car seat
24:39What is this?
24:40What's what?
24:41Do you want a knee tan line?
24:42Is that what you're going for?
24:45Ooh, those socks
24:46Maybe that's the reason you're not getting laid
24:48Cheers!
24:49Cheers, cheers, cheers
24:50To a great day!
24:57You guys can start having fun now, because I'm here
25:00Stop! Stop being so gorgeous
25:05Hey!
25:06Hi!
25:07How are you?
25:07Good, how are you?
25:08Oh my god, I like this
25:09Those jeans are going to weigh you down in the pool
25:11I know, pool party in jeans
25:13That's what we're hoping
25:16Oh, thank god there's shade over here today
25:18I know
25:19Hi everyone!
25:20Hi!
25:21Hi boo
25:22Hello!
25:22Hello!
25:26Oh!
25:26Oh!
25:27You look cute!
25:27Everybody looks cute!
25:28I'm just cute!
25:29Aw!
25:30I was just going to say I got some text messages this morning and wanted to make sure you were
25:33okay
25:34Sure
25:35I'm the same as I was then
25:36Okay
25:36I'm very like, neutral
25:37And to her that means I'm miserable
25:39Just let her, she's going to go through these emotions, she just had a baby
25:42You just keep doing what you're doing
25:43Where's Brittany?
25:44Alright, let's go find
25:45She's still getting ready, they're playing beer pong outside
25:47She's already ready
25:48Hey guys
25:49Hey, Smurtsy
25:50Oh my god
25:51It's Claire from Belmont
25:52We need to talk about it
25:53No
25:54Yeah, we do
25:55What's up?
25:56You went out with two of your potential girlfriends, I want to hear all about it
25:59With the two potential girlfriends
26:01Can I have like a drink first?
26:03Hey, how are you?
26:03What's up?
26:04They tried to make me date people
26:05Wait, really?
26:06What'd you do?
26:07I packed
26:07I like your voice, by the way
26:09Stop it
26:10I'm serious
26:11I should do voiceover work
26:13I'm flirting
26:14If she did voiceover work
26:16Help me
26:17Help me with my kid
26:18Help me with my kid
26:19But it's like, I kind of dig somebody
26:21And it's like, when I dig somebody, everyone else just kind of disappears
26:24You just know
26:24Yeah
26:25That's how it was when I first met her
26:26Yeah
26:26It doesn't matter how beautiful they are
26:28And she was gorgeous
26:30You know when it's weird
26:31Hi guys
26:32Yay
26:33How are you?
26:34So good to see you
26:34Okay, let's get her upstairs, so we can enjoy
26:38Yes
26:38Like Natalie was like, so cute
26:41And ready, like, even just to make out
26:43They somehow were like, nerds together
26:45And I don't know what you guys were talking about
26:47No, we bonded
26:48Yeah, it was sweet
26:48It was platonic
26:49No gain
26:49Wait, was it just for you? Him?
26:52We all went out for school night
26:53No, Schwartz and Michelle are dating
26:54Shut up
26:56Stop
26:56Aren't you guys
26:58Aren't you planning a trip to San Diego?
26:59He said you guys are planning a trip to San Diego
27:01We're not dating
27:03And you did a salt scrub together
27:04That doesn't mean we're dating
27:05And you went out on singles night
27:07I thought
27:07Yeah
27:08So this looks like a love match to me
27:11She is just looking right at me
27:13And smiling
27:14Thank you, Brittany
27:15Wait, wait, wait
27:16If you guys need anything, let me know
27:17Thank you
27:18What?
27:20Wow
27:21What's up, buddy?
27:22I have a serious question to ask you
27:23Please
27:23Do you have undies on today?
27:25I don't
27:29Who does something like that?
27:31I would be pissed too
27:32Let's just have a no pants party then
27:34No pants party
27:34We can do that
27:37Brittany, thank you for doing this for all of us
27:39Yeah, thank you
27:39What is that?
27:41That's a buffalo chicken dip
27:42Oh, that's the famous Brittany buffalo chicken dip
27:44Well, all the girls are here and there's no boys inside
27:47Michelle and I were talking about San Diego
27:49Yeah, so we wanted to do something really fun
27:51Yeah, so we're all going to dress up a boy
27:54And we're going to do kind of like a pageant thing
27:56And so we're going to dress them up like wigs and heels
27:59And have a contest like see who wins
28:01And we have a crown
28:02And we think it would be really funny if they wore heels and like wonk the runway
28:05I'm going to do Jesse because I told him that he dresses douchey and he's really holding on to it
28:10You should definitely do Jesse
28:12We already know what Tom looks like
28:14Like Tom's so good looking but he was the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life
28:18It was the worst
28:22I'm down 1000%
28:28Is Shana here?
28:30Not yet
28:30Is she coming?
28:31Last time she left after five minutes
28:33Yeah, because I said she shouldn't be here so that's why she left
28:36But why don't you just own her space?
28:38Hey, what?
28:38Be nice, Kristen
28:39How you doing?
28:40She asked?
28:41Be your sweet, lovable self
28:42For your love of Brittany, because it stresses Brittany out
28:45It really does
28:46She should tell that to her
28:48I'm telling it to you though
28:50For being a dick
28:52Brandon has a very tiny lane in Brittany's life and he needs to stay in it
28:55Like, mind your business, bro
28:57In that moment, had Janet walked to the back and gotten in the pool with her son or done her
29:02thing
29:02I just would have stayed away from her and ignored her like I always do
29:06Is Janet not coming?
29:07I don't know
29:08I haven't talked to her since your party
29:10You want to text her?
29:11Since Sosa's party?
29:12Yeah
29:13Oh wait, how was getting that? I didn't go
29:14Why didn't you go?
29:15I just feel like for me, I didn't feel comfortable going to her event
29:19After the last things we just talked about
29:21Okay, can I ask you a question?
29:22Take you still
29:22What I'm gathering is we have a group of people
29:26I'm sorry
29:26Who all are making the same decision
29:30There seems to be, as Brittany called it, a hive mentality
29:33Really?
29:34It doesn't seem like you guys are
29:36And this is not an insult, but thinking for yourselves
29:40Lala, you have not been around
29:41All she has is Janet in her ear
29:43So of course she's gonna think
29:44We're taking a stance and we're all gonna come together
29:47No, no, no, no, baby
29:49I beat at my own drum
29:50I text Janet
29:51I text her wide
29:53I'm gonna go
29:53Oh, you did?
29:54And I said, hey, like
29:56Thank you so much for reaching out
29:57But right now I think we're just gonna sit this one out
29:59Can't wait to see you at Brittany's party
30:00At this point I feel like I'm one of the only people
30:03Who like doesn't have beef with Janet
30:05And if I did, I certainly wouldn't be passive aggressive
30:08I'd just be aggressive
30:10Like, ovary up and say what the you wanna say
30:13And have a productive conversation
30:15I mean, should we see if she's coming?
30:18Text her
30:18I don't have my phone
30:20Cause I am worried
30:21She did like a fertility appointment today
30:22And she wasn't feeling well
30:23Oh, text her
30:25End this game
30:27You guys were two girls ten cups
30:30And now you're two girls one cup
30:33These don't have alcohol in them, right?
30:35Right?
30:36I don't think so
30:37I don't think that one does
30:37Lala was asking me about how me and Janet are
30:40From her perspective
30:41She felt that you and Nia were like
30:44Conspiring
30:45Conspiring
30:45No, conspiring
30:45She didn't say conspiring
30:47See, I don't want people to say the right word
30:49No, but that's
30:49But like
30:49You guys are the ringleader
30:50Do you make decisions for yourself?
30:53Do you make decisions for yourself?
30:55Yes
30:55Do you make decisions for yourself, Melissa?
30:57Yeah
30:58All right
30:58Thank you
31:01I'm tired of talking with Janet
31:04She's not even here
31:05Why are we talking?
31:07Exactly
31:07We're giving her what she wants, y'all
31:09Everybody take a breath
31:10I think what's happening is
31:12Some people are wondering
31:13If you guys are like talking
31:15Like we should all hate Janet
31:16And I think that is not the case
31:17No
31:17Absolutely not
31:18But that's what's happening
31:19Hey bud
31:20This is another situation
31:22Where Janet can twist everything
31:23And I'm a victim
31:25Janet, you're not here
31:26It doesn't matter
31:27I'm saying
31:28It's still twi-
31:28Chill, calm
31:29Hello
31:30Oh
31:30Calm, calm, calm
31:33I think we've all talked about this
31:35For about a year
31:36Calm the f**k down
31:37How's it going man, Jason?
31:41Hi buddy
31:43They asked my dietary restrictions
31:45And I said
31:46It's a really, a toxic thing for me to have a Caperna around me
31:50And I just saw two Caperna's come in
31:53How are you?
31:56How's it going man, Jason?
31:57Nice to meet you
31:57Nice to meet you
31:59Yeah, seriously
31:59Oh god, I don't even know how
32:01I wanted, I was like
32:02Now I wanted to go get a drink
32:03And now I can't because
32:04Why?
32:04Jess, who just walked in?
32:07Caperna's
32:08I like the way you said
32:10You look so cute
32:12I just have to read and work out twice a day
32:14That's the problem
32:15I could cut beer out of my diet
32:16I wouldn't
32:17I know
32:17But instead of a beer
32:18I'll have a White Claw
32:20Because
32:21The least favorite thing in the world
32:22I know
32:22They hurt my stomach
32:23They used to hurt my stomach too
32:25For some reason
32:25You evolved
32:26But I evolved
32:27I did
32:28I just want to check in with you
32:30If you'll go over here with me
32:31Let's just have a little heart-to-heart
32:33Brought some wine, obviously
32:34Wait, where's Brandon?
32:36Okay, smile
32:38Sorry, I'm interrupting conversation for a selfie
32:39We'll have to capture every
32:41Is there anything that you're not looking forward to
32:44At the party today?
32:45Like seeing Janet and Jason?
32:47Who?
32:50Come on!
32:51Come on!
32:52I just want to see how you are
32:54Because Kristen texted me this morning
32:56And was saying that
32:57All of a sudden
32:58You were in a bad mood
32:59And that you were like
33:01I want to fish
33:02And do all this stuff
33:03And I'm sacrificing or whatever
33:04And she's like
33:05Wait, what?
33:06Like you can go fish
33:07And then you said it was too far
33:08I don't know
33:09That was none of the conversation
33:10That's what I'm saying
33:11As far as what the words I say
33:13I know, that's what I'm asking
33:13That's what I'm asking you
33:14And what she hears
33:14Is the problem with our communication
33:15I know
33:16That's why I said
33:17You need a third party there
33:19I know, take a deep breath
33:20But it's also like
33:22One of those things
33:23I kind of want to hash out
33:23All the little things
33:24It's like
33:24It's a bigger thing
33:25Than anything that happened today
33:27It's a communication issue
33:28That we need to work out
33:30Having Kristen hear it
33:32From a trained medical professional
33:34Even if it's what we've said
33:36A thousand times
33:37I feel like it does sink in better
33:40Kristen would say
33:41We shouldn't need counseling
33:43We shouldn't need a therapist
33:44We should just be able
33:45To talk to each other
33:45But
33:46I mean from my perspective
33:47I try a lot
33:49And it turns south pretty quick
33:52There are some issues
33:53That we need to work out
33:54And we aren't able to talk to each other
33:56On a level
33:57Where we can solve them on our own
33:58There are times I feel like
33:59I'm fighting for us
34:00And she's fighting
34:01To show me that I'm wrong
34:02I feel like
34:03Anything I do
34:04Is heavily scrutinized
34:05On a regular basis
34:06And the only time
34:07I bring up any criticism
34:08To Kristen
34:08Is about how she talks to me
34:10Or responds to things
34:12I'm not criticizing anything
34:13She's doing
34:13How she's doing anything
34:14And it turns into this pissing match
34:16That I don't want
34:16And that's
34:17Honestly
34:18How many times have I heard
34:19Both of you say something
34:20Where I'm like
34:22You need to like
34:23Talk to the other person
34:24Or like
34:25And I've even told you
34:26If you want me to sit there
34:27And mediate
34:27To try to
34:29You know
34:30Translate between you two
34:31I will
34:32But like
34:32Again
34:33It's not really healthy
34:35For you all to have me do that
34:36Nor is it healthy for me
34:37And I think it's better
34:38With the third party
34:39But I think
34:40Actually I know
34:41You guys are great together
34:43It's just you guys need
34:44A little help
34:45And that's never a bad thing
34:47Look I've never had a kid before
34:49I don't know
34:50I've never been with
34:51A woman through her pregnancy
34:54Birth, postpartum
34:54This is all new to me
34:56And I know that this is
34:57A version of Kristen
34:58That
34:59Hopefully won't last
35:00It doesn't make it
35:02Make it any easier for me
35:03But overall
35:04Like I'm not a quitter
35:05What do they say
35:06Smooth seas never made
35:08A skillful sailor
35:10So
35:10These aren't smooth seas
35:12The fact that you guys
35:13Are willing to work through it
35:14That's all that matters
35:16And I think that
35:17It will
35:18It will get better
35:21Hi
35:21Hi
35:22How are you?
35:23Good to see you
35:23Good to see you
35:24Okay let's join the fun
35:26Okay
35:27We'll go one two one
35:28For a last re-rec
35:29I have to use the restroom
35:31I'll be right back
35:31I'm a great ping pong
35:34No
35:34What is this called?
35:35Beer pong
35:36It's called beer pong
35:37Let me show you how great I am
35:39Nope
35:40Just walk away
35:41No I got this
35:42I got this baby
35:43It's almost tied
35:46So how are you doing?
35:48Fine
35:48With like kind of letting go a little bit
35:50Oh it's really hard
35:51The nanny goes upstairs with Kaya
35:53Oh she hasn't let go at all
35:55I told Brittany
35:55When she told me about her
35:56I was like I feel like Kristen's gonna have the hardest time just like letting go
36:00I mean when I know I have to do things like work things
36:05I'm like thank god we lost someone
36:08But then I literally asked Luke
36:10Luke what did I ask you?
36:12What?
36:13I said do you think Kaya
36:14No
36:14Because now that she's with Elondra always
36:17I said do you think she remembers me?
36:19You did say that
36:20She doesn't she forgot you
36:22Oh
36:22God don't say that
36:23Oh my god
36:25I can't say that
36:28Coming up
36:29When you take things to a certain level you want destruction
36:32That's what I don't like
36:33You know what sorry we're going to other people
36:35How do you feel about me and Danny right now?
36:37Do you think that you
36:38Nope you are
36:38I'm not gonna sit here and talk to you about others
36:39Well yes you are
36:45She's looking tired but we really should be leaving in like 20 to 25 minutes
36:49And I want to keep her awake so she sleeps in the car but look at this her eyes are
36:54so tired
36:54I feel like this is just one of those moments where I'm gonna ask you or should I just do
36:59it?
36:59I'm just gonna go talk to her
37:00Fine I'm fine
37:01Why do you have mosquitoes and I don't?
37:03I don't know because I'm sprayed
37:05Hi how are you?
37:06Hey how are you?
37:07You look great
37:08Thank you so do you
37:09Thank you
37:10I feel like let's just
37:12Yeah you want to talk?
37:13I would love if Janet and I weren't beefing with each other and it probably would make things a lot
37:18easier
37:18But in every situation Janet is just always trying to make herself the victim
37:23But hey once again I'm gonna give her one more opportunity
37:27I feel like you're like very glowing and very like
37:30Thank you I'm pretty happy
37:32Oh shit
37:33I feel like every year is a lesson
37:34And my lesson I feel like from last year was like shut the up and listen a little bit more
37:38And this is the thing I'm working on on my own like separately from whatever issues it creates
37:43I feel like this is a hard conversation for me to even start because I don't want to do this
37:48again
37:49Maybe it's a thing where like you and I coexist in a way that like I would like to have
37:54fun whatever that feels like for you
37:56I want us to get over this bullshit I guess
37:58Let me
37:58Let me
37:59Okay you know what I'm gonna go back to
38:00Okay then
38:01Let me just start with the thing about pool day
38:04You were like oh no Kristen kicked me out of the house and you made it seem like it was
38:09this huge thing
38:09The language you use and what you say to other people
38:12You're right I should be more careful and I should only use specific facts of exactly what happened
38:17And never paraphrase how I felt in that situation
38:19Okay you know what sorry we're going to other people
38:21How do you feel about me and Danny right now
38:23Do you think that you
38:24Nope you are
38:25I'm not gonna sit here and talk to you about other people
38:26Well yes you are
38:26He's very detail oriented
38:28I can't stand that
38:30I couldn't keep up
38:30Zach's receipts on Janet are longer than the receipts you get at CVS
38:36They're longer than this
38:38You're wearing a blue shirt at 5pm on this day and this is what you said
38:43Do you remember? I'm like no
38:45When you take things to a certain level you want destruction
38:48You want to destroy the other person and then you'll accept them back
38:52You are so right but you're on a pedestal and you are like
38:56I don't want to be on a pedestal
38:57I don't at all
38:58I mean here I am showing through my actions that I'm moving differently
39:04I'm speaking differently
39:05Isn't that what they're asking of me?
39:07I am ready to apologize as long as we can end this conversation
39:11I wish I would have never used the words I used
39:13Okay perfect
39:13I actually wish that I would have
39:15Because you are friends with Danny and Nia and Jasmine and Melissa
39:18The way you handled everything last year I actually admire
39:22You acknowledged what happened without involving yourself while being supportive to both friends
39:28That was something I did not do right
39:30Have you said this to either?
39:32No I have not
39:33But Janet like see this is what so
39:35I've said this to Jasmine I've said this to Nia
39:36Wait hold on why are you not doing this?
39:37Like this is the Janet like you need to
39:39I haven't had the opportunity to
39:40No but you did
39:42You don't have to actually say
39:44A lot of tricks happened but I've moved on
39:45But right now coming at me like you're smiling
39:47And it really hurts it's like
39:49I want to smile at you because I want happiness and to move forward
39:53I'm sorry that what I said hurt you
39:56That came from me being like you know what I always have to be right
39:59Which is something I'm personally grappling with
40:02Thank you
40:02This is what I wanted to hear from you and I love this
40:06I just want Zach to be a fun person that's around that when we're together we can laugh and have
40:10a good time
40:11Like hopefully he's gonna follow me on Instagram
40:14You guys have been talking for 45 minutes
40:16Let's go in the pool it's a pool party
40:17Come on
40:19Come on
40:19In the pool please
40:21Yes thank you
40:23I hate straight people so much
40:24I know
40:25Do you get embarrassed easily?
40:27About sexual stuff yeah but other than that no
40:30So like if you cleaved or something you'd get embarrassed?
40:32You're tired
40:38Am I allowed to laugh?
40:39I'm leaving
40:40No wait don't leave
40:42Do one of you guys have a weed pen?
40:44I didn't bring one here
40:45I'm gonna order one
40:46She has weed in the cupboard
40:48Janet wanted to smoke
40:50And I was like that's a really great idea right now
40:53This girl that's your wife
40:58Woo
40:58Woo
41:00This is not an olive branch this is not a piece of pipe
41:03This feels like a little reminiscent of our friendship in old times and I'll take it
41:08It's not that deep
41:10I wanna go pee in the pool and then I'm ready to go
41:13Chester you leave it?
41:15Bye bye
41:15Bye I love you
41:16Mwah
41:16I'm exhausted
41:18I'm gonna go drink my feelings in a pool
41:20Who's gonna kiss?
41:22Who's gonna kiss?
41:23Who's gonna kiss?
41:23They said
41:24No
41:25Schwartz and Michelle
41:26Schwartz and Michelle
41:28They're not kissing
41:29Jessie said you can do it
41:31Do it
41:31Do it
41:32As if I need his permission
41:33Jessie's not even here
41:35This is called peer pressure people
41:37Kiss it
41:38You get the back
41:39Kiss
41:41Yeah
41:44This pool party was a tremendous success
41:49The thing is is every time we have a splendid day it's always the calm before the storm
41:56This is Zach's nightmare
41:59Don't gaslight me it's not all good
42:01This is what I'm talking about
42:03Well I guess you guys just don't mean much to me
42:06If I was married to you I'd cheat on you too
42:09you
42:10The way you're talking to her is making me feel very uncomfortable
42:14She's triggered
42:15There's only so much I can empathize with people
42:18If maybe this is a big deal it's making me so uncomfortable
42:21F***ing knock it off dog
42:22I'm not f***ing with you right now
42:24I'm actually f***ing pissed right now
42:26I pushed him through a window
42:28Jessie
42:29Yeah she did
42:30Stop
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