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00:08We only met yesterday and we stopped while it made it in the shower together.
00:20Could you survive being handcuffed to a total stranger?
00:26In a brand new competition, 18 people have agreed to do just that.
00:31For a big guy, I'm getting a little nervous, do you know what I mean?
00:35They'll have to live together, just inches apart, doing everything, and I do mean everything together.
00:45I'm starting this experiment the only way I know how, in a TV studio with a live audience.
00:53Everyone is handcuffed to their total opposite.
00:56Fall back with your mind.
01:02From a posh baronet with a former prison officer, to a self-confessed prude with a porn star.
01:09I'm scattering the couples to the four corners of Britain, to walk a mile in each other's shoes.
01:17It is so exhausting, being in Claire's world.
01:21I'm hoping that by living together in such close proximity, they might just learn to get along.
01:27If you listen...
01:28Don't keep telling me to listen.
01:30Everything's racist if you want it to be.
01:34They can uncuff at any time.
01:36I've had enough, and I want the cameras just to bugger off.
01:39Give me the f***ing key.
01:42But the last pair standing...
01:45Come on.
01:46We don't do that round here.
01:47...will win £100,000.
01:52She might have different opinions, but she's actually really helped me get through this.
01:57Can a divided Britain settle its many differences?
02:02I've learned that other people are kind in a world that I did not trust.
02:07This is the survival show where you have to survive someone else.
02:11I don't want to do it.
02:15You're at the classes of barmi, aren't you?
02:17Welcome to Handcuffed.
02:28Let's meet our first brave handcuffe.
02:35People have animals and family member tributes on the leg.
02:40Why should I not have a tribute to a string cheese?
02:43That's what I love.
02:45I genuinely believe that feminism and body positivity go hand in hand.
02:51I want to show people it's okay to be different.
02:55We're all allowed to live our lives as we want to.
03:00I am not going to let the handcuffs come off.
03:03And I will try as hard as I can to find common ground.
03:06I'm nervous, but I can survive this.
03:09I can survive anything.
03:14So let's get this remarkable experiment on the road.
03:17Will you please welcome to the stage our first pair?
03:31Okay, so would you mind telling us who you are and tell us where you're from?
03:35I'm Jo, I'm from Manchester.
03:37I'm 39 and I own my own plus-size clothing company.
03:41What's the best thing about the North?
03:42Gravy.
03:44We do have gravy down here as well.
03:46Ours is just better.
03:47What would be, do you think, the worst kind of person for you to be handcuffed to?
03:52Somebody who measures people's worth by this rather than what's inside.
03:58You know, when somebody passes away, an obituary never said,
04:02oh, here lies Susan, she had great tits.
04:05LAUGHTER
04:07Well, you're going to be a lot of fun to watch the show, I know that.
04:10So I think, Jo, it's time for us to meet your other half.
04:16The sweat is dropping down my balls in this hot taxi, I must say.
04:23I would describe myself as an alpha male, yes.
04:25I'm a natural leader, very confident, very outgoing.
04:29I think it can be hard to be a man in today's society.
04:33It's toxic masculinity for wanting to open the car door for someone.
04:37I'm incredibly competitive and I think that will drive me very well in this competition.
04:46Here we go.
04:48Say hello there.
04:49Take a seat, take a seat.
04:50Tell us who you are, where you're from.
04:52My name's Reuben, I'm 29 years old, I'm a property developer, fitness freak and I'm from Portsmouth.
04:58You say you're a fitness freak, do you go to the gym often?
05:00Two hours a day most days.
05:01Wow, so it's a big part of your life.
05:03It is, it's the main focus actually.
05:05I want to look myself in the mirror and go, cool, I'm sexy.
05:11What kind of person do you think would be the hardest kind of person for you to be handcuffed to?
05:15Someone who does not take accountability for themselves, someone who blames everyone else for their own situation in life.
05:22If you want to get ahead, life's very competitive, you need to put in more work, more hours, more discipline.
05:27You're prepared to talk, obviously.
05:29Are you prepared to listen as well?
05:31Oh, that's a thing that I'm not very good at.
05:33That's what I've been working on.
05:35Well, you've come to the right place.
05:38It is time to handcuff these two total strangers together.
05:45Once the cuffs are on, they'll have to live their life together around the clock.
05:50Shall we do this?
05:51Yes!
05:53Pull back the divide.
05:58Hello.
05:59I'm okay, thank you.
06:00Nice to meet you.
06:02Joe, meet Ruben. Ruben, meet Joe.
06:06You've got the name of one of my favourite sandwiches.
06:08Oh, yes.
06:11Fuck.
06:13Training's out the window.
06:14Lifestyle out the window.
06:16Healthy habits out the window.
06:18Ugh.
06:19I'm apprehensive, not optimistic.
06:21I think he looks nice.
06:23He might be a bit of a gym bro.
06:25Definitely not someone that I would probably meet with, like, in real life.
06:31So it's the age-old battle of the sexies.
06:34A proud feminist with an alpha male.
06:38You ready?
06:38Yeah, I'm excited to you.
06:40Oh, he knows.
06:41And we've got this though, haven't we?
06:43We've got this.
06:44Money in the bag, money in the bank.
06:45100%.
06:45Yeah.
06:48Joe and Ruben are just one of the nine pairs I'm handcuffing together.
06:54They're a cross-section of British society.
06:58All complete opposites.
07:00They'll start by spending time in each other's houses.
07:04Look at the size of it.
07:05OK, right.
07:06Oh, my God, this is Halloween. I've got to say.
07:09Before travelling across Britain.
07:11Nice day for it, Captain.
07:13Nice day.
07:14Wherever they go, there's a key.
07:16But use it and they lose the chance of that £100,000.
07:23Let's meet our next pair.
07:28I'm feeling nervous now.
07:31Like I'm going to physically shit myself.
07:36Enter North London barmaid Tilly Martin.
07:40How nice is this area, by the way?
07:42Fucking love it.
07:44Not a good-looking fellow, sir.
07:45Honestly.
07:46He's all right, isn't he?
07:50I might go in the pool later.
07:54If I won a share of £100,000, to me, that's lottery money.
08:00I think Britain is divided.
08:02I think you're either really, really rich or you're on your arsehole.
08:06I work three jobs, you know.
08:09I am feeling very nervous about being handcuffed to a stranger.
08:13All of a sudden, I'm like, oh, fuck.
08:21Hello.
08:22You all right?
08:23I'm good.
08:24Nice to meet you.
08:26Take a seat.
08:27Take a seat.
08:28Well, I feel we've already met, but will you introduce yourself to everyone else?
08:31I'm Tilly.
08:32I'm 37.
08:33I'm from North London.
08:34I run a cleaning company and I'm a barmaid.
08:36So, you've got two jobs then, really?
08:38Yeah.
08:38Okay.
08:39And a few other ones.
08:40What do you like as a person?
08:40How would you describe yourself?
08:42I think when people first meet me, they think, hmm, she was a bit much.
08:46I swear, quite a bit.
08:47You like a good old swear.
08:48It just happens.
08:49I've been told I can't say c**t by my mum.
08:51Yeah.
08:51So, yeah.
08:53What kind of person do you think you might struggle to be handcuffed to?
08:57I think somebody that thinks they're better than me.
09:00Some people think if you talk a certain way, you know, if you have a certain kind of job,
09:05you're below them.
09:06Just because you're rich, it doesn't mean that you're wiser.
09:15I'm viewed by some as extremely gifted.
09:20For Tilly, introducing millionaire businessman and true British eccentric Anthony Saxon Kersley.
09:27Money talks and wealth whispers.
09:30Real wealth doesn't shout.
09:35In this country, manners have been decimated.
09:39But good manners can be taught if the person being taught is willing to learn.
09:47I want to win this process purely to prove that I have got the character to do this.
09:57Good evening, Jonathan.
09:59Hello, sir.
09:59Very nice to meet you.
10:00Take a seat, take a seat.
10:02Thank you very much indeed.
10:02Tell us a bit about yourself, your name, any other details you want to share.
10:05I'm Anthony.
10:06I'm 60.
10:07I live in the glorious county of Suffolk.
10:10And I run the bespoke classic car business in the countryside.
10:15You hire out cars?
10:16Not quite.
10:17It's a car hire firm?
10:18It's more couture.
10:19So what's your reason for coming on the show?
10:21It's terrifying how this country is changing.
10:25Manners are not frivolous.
10:27It's the core of our being.
10:28It should be the core of the way we live.
10:30If more people had manners and understood what they were,
10:33we wouldn't have been half the problems we've got now.
10:35Anthony, pleasure to meet you.
10:36OK.
10:37It's the moment of truth.
10:39It's time to handcuff these two total strangers together.
10:44Shall we do this?
10:47OK.
10:49Pull back the divide.
10:59You look fantastic.
11:00These are Larry, aren't they?
11:02Anthony, what do you make of Tilly, your first thoughts?
11:05Not at all what I was expecting.
11:07What were you expecting?
11:09A leggy blonde.
11:11Bitly disappointed, innit he?
11:15Whenever they're interviewed, one partner will wear noise-cancelling headphones,
11:19allowing the other to tell us what they really think.
11:22Tilly obviously isn't the sort of person that I would meet on a day-to-day basis.
11:27Her style of dress is a fashion throwback from what a cleaner might wear.
11:31I thought I was going to be handcuffed to a bit of a prick.
11:37Like, not saying that he's not, I don't know him yet.
11:43So a millionaire on a crusade to bring back old-fashioned manners and a cleaner who can't
11:48stop swearing.
11:50So how are we getting to yours?
11:52We're going in a time machine.
11:55The pair will begin the competition at Anthony's Suffolk Manor House.
12:00She's gone over Silver Sound and I bought her in San Francisco.
12:05And he's pulled out all the stops for Tilly.
12:08There you are.
12:10Can you settle back?
12:12This is beautiful, innit?
12:14Yeah.
12:15It's very special.
12:17So we're heading out of London and we're heading up to the very quiet enclave of Suffolk,
12:23where we're going to spend some lovely time getting to know each other.
12:28I could get used to this, I reckon.
12:32How many cars have you got?
12:34Roughly 55, 60.
12:36How much is your entire collection worth?
12:41Somewhere between three and a half million, maybe four.
12:46In Rolls Royce?
12:50I felt like Julia Roberts, guys.
13:01Back in London, feminist Jo and alpha male Wobin are heading to her house in Manchester.
13:07I'm going to make an executive decision that we're going to get some snacks.
13:10I'll make sure we've got some protein and that sort of thing with us.
13:13He'll make sure that he's got protein for us.
13:16These two might seem poles apart, but I reckon they might have more in common than they think.
13:22We're going in here, yeah?
13:23We are, yeah.
13:24Hang on, hang on, hang on.
13:26Oh yeah, thank you, thank you.
13:29It's no.
13:30The answer is no.
13:32You've got to read the attraction level and clearly it's not there yet.
13:36It will never be there.
13:37They all say that to start with, baby.
13:40Fucking hell, this is going to be entertaining, isn't it?
13:43I can't deal with this whole toxic masculinity thing.
13:47Hey, stick with me, love, hey.
13:49You fancy a bit of me, don't you?
13:51I didn't like him calling me baby.
13:54I've not told him I'm gay.
13:56And then he just keeps making jokes saying, oh, you'll get there, don't you worry.
14:00No, no, I won't.
14:01Like, you've not got the right part.
14:06Stick with me, sweetheart, you'll be all right.
14:08I think I could manage quite fine on my own.
14:12Sure you could, baby.
14:14Can we just make things clear?
14:16Call me baby one more time.
14:19And we ain't going to be winning this money, I can assure you.
14:22Can I call you baby?
14:23You've called me baby about four times now.
14:26Darling instead?
14:27Absolutely not.
14:28Absolutely not.
14:28You can call me Joe.
14:30You're obviously from a world where you seem to think it's appropriate to make sexual jokes to strangers and stuff.
14:37I don't find that appropriate.
14:39I think it's really crossing a boundary.
14:42I thought we were having a laugh, but not all right with you.
14:45I just didn't expect to be caught with someone like you.
14:59I've handcuffed pairs of total strangers together, all competing for £100,000 prize.
15:07As the first couples head to their homes,
15:11I'm hoping that by living in each other's lives, they can learn to get along.
15:22Next up, a divide which has split the country since at least 1066, class.
15:32If the dogs don't like him, there's going to be a problem.
15:35They're part of the family.
15:36If they don't approve, that's it.
15:39May I present Sir Benjamin Slade, 7th Baronet of Munsell.
15:45I'm a very simple person.
15:47I only want to have fun, make a bit of money, sex, power, and I like very, very fine wine.
15:54No cheap stuff.
15:56The class system is very simple.
15:58Once an Englishman opens his mouth, you can tell exactly where he's coming from.
16:03I have to say, £50,000, it would help keep the wolf from the door.
16:10Hello, sir. Come and have a seat.
16:12Thanks, mate.
16:15So, would you mind introducing yourself and telling us where you come from, sir?
16:19I'm Sir Ben Slade, 7th Baronet of Munsell in Somerset.
16:23So, you are a sir?
16:25Yeah, I'm a baronet.
16:26A baronet is a small baronet.
16:28I think it would be fair to say you are of the upper class.
16:31Yes, but everybody thinks I'm absolutely loaded.
16:34But, actually, times are tough.
16:39For Sir Ben, I've chosen this fella.
16:42I might have had a spat with people who see themselves as intellectually higher
16:46because they might be able to use certain long words.
16:48Well, so can I.
16:49Don't let the Cockney accent fall.
16:52My mum used to say to me,
16:53school don't finish when you come out of that game.
16:57You've got to keep learning.
16:58Of course, the upper class will use knowledge against you.
17:07Would you mind telling us a little bit about yourself?
17:09Yeah, I'm George.
17:11I'm 60 years of age.
17:12Ex-prison officer among many other things.
17:14As an ex-prison officer,
17:16presumably you've been handcuffed to people in the past, have you?
17:18I've been handcuffed to IRA terrorists, Al-Qaeda terrorists, Italian mafia.
17:23Let me ask you, generally speaking,
17:24what are the biggest challenges that faces us as a country?
17:27I think that we've got to stop looking at each other as the problem and look up.
17:31And we all doff our cap because he's got a posh accent.
17:33He went to Eton, you know, so he must know what he's talking about.
17:36So you're not a respecter of just a posh accent.
17:40I'm a respecter of a human being.
17:42How they talk, I couldn't give two monkeys.
17:44Okay.
17:45So it's the moment of truth.
17:46It's time to handcuff these two total strangers together.
17:52Shall we do this?
17:53Yeah!
17:54Okay.
17:55Pull back the divide.
17:59Hello.
18:00Hello mate, alright?
18:01Nice to meet you.
18:01Okay, so.
18:03George, let me introduce you to Sir Ben.
18:06And Sir Ben, this is George.
18:08Hello Ben.
18:09Hello mate.
18:10Please will you join me in wishing them both the best of luck.
18:18Where are you taking me to?
18:19Well, we're taking to the old family ranch.
18:22So is this a council house we're going to?
18:28Far from it.
18:29George will spend his first days in handcuffs residing in Sir Ben's 14th century ancestral home in Somerset.
18:39Blimey.
18:39Who cuts the grouse?
18:40Like the Sydney Harbour Bridge, never ends.
18:43Mansell House, we've been coming up for 300 years there.
18:48As in the baronet, I don't tolerate any crap in my house.
18:51And so, some people think that I'm a knob.
18:56And it's absolutely marvellous.
18:58Good sport.
18:59It's a bit like fox hunting.
19:03I'll show you round the house.
19:06To help the couples really focus on each other,
19:09I'm restricting access to their phones.
19:12I've also placed keys in their homes in case they decide to uncuff.
19:18There's a lot of history here.
19:20So when was this house first built?
19:22The room you were in was there in 878.
19:25878?
19:26Yeah.
19:26That's fucking Alfred the Great, isn't it?
19:28Yeah, Alfred the Great came here in 78.
19:30He didn't?
19:30Yes, he did.
19:31He's a hero of mine, Alfred the Great.
19:33Yep.
19:33But anyway...
19:34Don't go so fast, I've got questions.
19:37I'm fascinated by history.
19:39I consider myself an intelligent man.
19:41Don't go thinking you're better than me because you've got a plum in your gob.
19:45Because you ain't.
19:46Oliver Cromwell?
19:47That's from the Roundheads, isn't it?
19:49Yeah, yeah, Roundabout.
19:51So that's sort of James I era, isn't it?
19:54Yeah, that is James I on the left.
19:56What you don't know about me is I'm a history tour guide.
19:58Oh, Christ, you know everything.
20:01George is a historian, which is a bit inconvenient.
20:06That was a painting done by a famous artist, the Chewerman Chappie.
20:12Adam Wittler?
20:13He painted that?
20:14Yeah, he's a good painter, wasn't he?
20:16He's very good at oratory.
20:17He's a very good at history.
20:19Very good with children and he loved music.
20:21He's good with dogs.
20:23You sound like a fan.
20:24No, he was slightly difficult for other reasons.
20:28So you've gone and purchased that?
20:31Yes.
20:32That is just German art of about that period and you have to respect it.
20:38I wouldn't want his painting in my house
20:40because of what he did to humanity.
20:42That is the horror of a human being.
20:45And his artwork doesn't belong to be shown.
20:47It means going to the toilet.
20:48Do you not see that that's abhorrent to some people?
20:51No, it's your choice, but nobody understood he could paint.
20:54Your upper class is a fucking balmy, aren't you?
20:56You ran a fucking twist.
21:07200 miles north.
21:08I don't know why I'm so nervous.
21:11I feel like a bit juicy like my boyfriend to my mum.
21:14Feminist Joe and alpha male Wubin have made it to Manchester.
21:20I know I've really got to curb my opinions and buck my ideas up
21:24if I want to see us all the way through this challenge.
21:27I've got to be strategic in my approach.
21:29Easier said than done.
21:30Cheers, Joves.
21:32Before heading to her house,
21:34Jo's checking in on her plus-size clothing business, Topsy Curvy.
21:39It's a completely different walk of life.
21:42I just hope I can open his eyes
21:44to realise that there's loads of us
21:47who are seen as, like, society's outcasts.
21:51So this is my business, Topsy Curvy.
21:55It is all gender-neutral plus-size clothing.
22:00I'm a fat, artistic, gay woman.
22:02I'm the OG FAG.
22:04In the world of trolls and in the world of the internet,
22:07everything I am is fair game.
22:10If we can live our lives always being mindful
22:13and always being kind,
22:15then that, to me, is more inclusive for everybody.
22:19Hiya!
22:20Hello.
22:21Jo runs the company with her business partner, Nat.
22:24I'm Reuben. Lovely to meet you.
22:26And you.
22:27We're not just running a business.
22:29It's about creating a community.
22:31We have to be so mindful with the language that we use.
22:35We need to be inclusive.
22:36Don't assume pronouns.
22:38And it's giving them a space to wear what they want to wear.
22:41Be who they are.
22:46I'm 100% biting my tongue.
22:48A lot of what they said in there is complete bullshit.
22:51These people are definitely too sensitive.
22:53Life's tough.
22:54And that is the problem, I think, with this community,
22:57is it's so accepting of everyone and everyone's feelings.
22:59The world is a fucking jungle.
23:06People think fat people are, like, the lowest of society.
23:10Like, we get abused daily, don't we?
23:12We do.
23:13Someone will just holler out of a car window,
23:15and go, fat fuck!
23:17Yeah.
23:18And...
23:19For me, it's just about eating healthy, living life,
23:23our gym almost every day.
23:25We went to the gym once, didn't we, mate?
23:27Yeah.
23:27What, is that a vending machine?
23:31I would say that Reuben finds fat people disgusting.
23:35I'm one for banter, but there's a time and a place.
23:38I think someone might need to, like, bring him down a peg or two.
23:42Reuben probably doesn't believe in what my business stands for,
23:45but I would like him to treat me with respect.
23:49You don't have to find someone attractive
23:51to treat them with kindness.
23:53It is going to be a massive struggle to stay in this.
24:03So this is our driveway.
24:06In Suffolk, barmaid Tilly is arriving
24:08at millionaire Anthony's Country Manor.
24:16There he is, home at last.
24:19Hello, darling.
24:19Hello.
24:20Look who I've got to introduce you to.
24:21Oh, my God, he's a proper handcuffed dog.
24:24I've missed you, sweetheart.
24:25I've missed you too.
24:26Gosh.
24:27Here we are.
24:29Come through, come through.
24:32Welcome home, Tilly.
24:35Hello, how's Taz?
24:37How are you?
24:37Very nice to see you.
24:39Have a good day.
24:39Yes, thank you.
24:40Tilly?
24:41Nice to meet you.
24:41Nice to meet you.
24:44Taz is our resident cook.
24:47Taz cooked at Windsor Castle for the world,
24:49so she's very well trained,
24:51and she looks after us like an egg in a case here.
24:56Let's go and sit down and enjoy ourselves.
24:59Oh, look at this.
25:00Oh.
25:00Lovely, innit?
25:03Anthony is keen to begin his masterclass in manners.
25:07We're going to have some pims, so why don't you come with me onto the terrace?
25:10Yes.
25:12Without wishing to be pompous or arrogant about it, I want you to ease her into it.
25:17She's going to be a little nervous, I think, to start off with.
25:22Thank you very much.
25:25Thank you very much.
25:25I've only got a lovely Cockney Lilt.
25:30And is it my joining us?
25:31Thank you very much.
25:32I'm finding it hard to find the words to say what the fuck is going on here.
25:42It's mental.
25:43It's fucking mental here, man.
25:46You're very good health, my love.
25:47Cheers.
25:47Very good health.
25:49It's very nice to see how the other half live.
25:52Very nice.
25:53Come and join us, darling.
25:55Cheers.
25:56Cheers.
25:57Cheers.
25:59But, listen, you don't become really successful by being nicey-nicey.
26:04You've probably got to be a bit of an arsehole sometimes.
26:12But Anthony has saved the best for last.
26:16Come and meet the rest of the family, my love.
26:28That's fucking beautiful, that.
26:30Let me introduce you.
26:32It's a significant part of my life.
26:34And if Tilly has to know me, she's got to know my passions.
26:391937, Rolls-Royce Hooper designed body,
26:42and the first proper owner was the Prince of Wales.
26:46I feel like I'm about to cry.
26:48You are crying.
26:51She's crying.
26:52I don't like her.
26:54She's crying.
26:55Why are you crying?
26:56I don't know.
26:59I don't know.
27:01Come on through.
27:01I've never seen so many nice cars ever, in my entire life.
27:06I've got to fart, but I can't fart in this car.
27:09Sorry.
27:11Come on.
27:12OK.
27:12Let me go.
27:15So this is Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith 2.
27:18And this is the exact specification of my late father's Rolls-Royce.
27:22And that was the car that he told me to get out of and walk.
27:28About five miles from our house, my father stopped the car and said,
27:31what have you done to earn money to buy this car?
27:35And I said, well, I'm 12.
27:37I'm enjoying it with you.
27:38I'm enjoying your success.
27:40To which he said, we'll get out and walk the rest of the way home.
27:43And he drove off and left me on the side of the road.
27:47I was heartbroken.
27:50It was an understatement.
27:53He was very hard on me.
27:56Brutal.
27:57I wasn't quite the son he expected.
27:59I think that was the problem.
28:02It leaves an indelible mark you can never get rid of.
28:05Do you feel like you started your whole car collection to prove to him?
28:10Yes.
28:11Yeah, definitely.
28:12I wish he was here to see it now.
28:16His dad sounds like a prick, innit?
28:18That proper.
28:21It explains a lot.
28:23I think people's relationship with their parents signifies the rest of your life.
28:29Do you feel happy in your life now?
28:32Oh, yeah.
28:33Absolutely.
28:34And I'll be happy when we complete this process and we win.
28:44And I'll be happy when we win.
28:46No.
28:48You're happy when we win.
28:49There's no money.
28:49You're happy when we win.
28:51Where are we off to?
28:53In Somerset, ex-prison officer George is doing his best to settle into Sir Ben's ancestral home.
29:00Oh no, no, no.
29:01Nigel, come here.
29:02Nigel, come here.
29:04you bad dog please tell me he's not named after Farage yes he's Nigel
29:10is he the other one is Boris Johnson Boris get in there Boris get in there
29:18Quasi! Quasi come here Quasi! Quasi's a good dog
29:26after Quasi Quarting yeah do you have any animals that are not named after right-wing politicians
29:31or no no this whole thing is his dream sequence shit it's fucked up he's set in his ways he's
29:40older
29:40but if you want to do this experiment i will only do it searching for the goodwin people
29:48these lovely politically incorrect statues they are correct these people were princes
29:56they don't look like princes they look like they're in servitude
29:58how do you know they're black slaves well well look they've got loincloths on in submission right
30:03so let me ask oh what do you mean they're in submission of course they're in submission
30:06do you know why they're like that because they've got their hands up please no please
30:09help me no you do that it's because the glass table goes on top you're an educated man you know
30:14about the slave trade in england and then yeah i know a bit about it a good a negro was
30:19worth
30:19fifteen hundred dollars on the slave block in new orleans i have cousins in north carolina who
30:25the sli yeah i am because you don't know they i don't know they did this yeah you don't why
30:30don't
30:30i know the slave trade because i'm working class and i mean they'll educate you don't assume because
30:34i've got a cockney accent and i'm working class that i do and i don't know stuff i educated myself
30:39from
30:39a child did you yes i did because my mum taught me that that the upper classes will put you
30:45down son
30:47and i will not have any bastard say to me you don't know i don't give a
30:50fuck well i could uncuff now i will not have people saying you don't know because you might
30:54be fucking amazed at what i do know
31:02as the couples come to terms with life chained just inches apart what a relief that was
31:10to stay in the running for the hundred thousand pound prize
31:14they'll also have to try finding common ground
31:23normally i would always be on the roadside with a lady why protect her from traffic or
31:29anything driving past in manchester body positive joe is taking fitness fanatic reuben to her favorite
31:38restaurant thank you oh this is us is it as the day has gone on i've tried to take it
31:43as best as i
31:43can reuben isn't the sort of person that i would have in my life so it is very very tough
31:52what you're thinking i almost fancy something a little bit naughty oh hey something like a cheesy
31:59slutty pasta yeah i pushed the boat out i train so hard to offset the amount of food i eat
32:06i would
32:07be absolutely ripped if i didn't eat the way i do having a treat every now and then it's not
32:13nasty
32:13it's not good or bad it's not but it is when it turns into a binge i do not have
32:20a limit on how much i
32:21can eat i can eat and eat and eat and eat to the point where i feel shit and i
32:26make myself sick
32:27i've done that multiple multiple times really yeah the food is so addictive and it's such quick
32:34dopamine yeah people say oh it's all right just have one but i can't just have one which is it's
32:43hard
32:44life is all about discipline if i look in the mirror and i've got some love handles and i'm looking
32:50overweight i tell myself reuben you're a fat you need to sort it out just shut up and get on
32:56with it
32:56because when you look in the mirror and you feel shit life's just shit the thing is i always feel
33:02guilty after but you don't have to i don't ever deny myself if i want something i'll have a little
33:11bit of it you know the problem is though i always want it are you having that last bit no
33:16i'm okay
33:17thank you you have it you go for it very kind
33:25yeah dinner was lovely tonight i thought thought we got on really well i think
33:33finding out that reuben had issues with food was actually something that i expected
33:37and i do not judge him for that it was actually really nice and quite refreshing
33:45to be able to get like down to that kind of conversation
33:51but there's still a long way to go
34:03now hold on hold on i'll talk about this chat
34:08in somerset former prison officer george hasn't given up trying to understand sir ben
34:15yet we're not exactly cut from the same cloth are we i mean you know with hitler and
34:21fucking slaves the bad is on display it's not being hidden but i think it's a human being in there
34:28when i was a prison officer i've spent a lot of time with people who build up personas
34:33and it was used to be my job to to sort of get underneath that a little bit and find
34:37out about the
34:37person are these all family members yeah that's my good brother-in-law yeah get on well with him
34:45he dropped dead unfortunately yeah but did you get on will yeah he was very good to nice broke look
34:49i was orphaned i was on my own and he was very he was he was he was he's all
34:54right yeah look he
34:55taught me quite a lot unfortunately my folks died on me my brother died when i was 12 my mother
35:02died the
35:02next year and my uncle died the next year then my father died the next year so nobody taught me
35:07anything if you have literary parents and political parents um you've got a big advantage
35:15you've got to be looked after you so i've had to survive but that's what i'm trying to do i'm
35:19trying
35:19to survive that's my motto my father's dead my brother they're all dead nobody believes me but
35:26that's how shitty it was i feel sorry for ben we all build our fortresses around ourselves to stop us
35:33being vulnerable again from things we went through he likes to scare people off i think old ben
35:40likes to shock them but the man who doesn't change has wasted his life
35:46you come across to me as a really nice man yeah yeah i think there's a i think there's a
35:51heart of
35:51gold i think there's a heart of gold in there oh dear i don't know oh it's terrible blub yeah
35:59come here
36:00come on we don't do that around here i do god bless you mate
36:10in suffolk
36:14barmaid killie and car collector anthony are also getting to know each other better
36:28today the couple are leaving anthony's not so humble abode behind and heading for tilly's
36:33in enfield north london all right sops now i'm packing for him i'm just putting everything because
36:40i haven't got a clue what he's going to wear or not people waiting on him hand and foot is
36:44quite
36:45apparent but he's got a pa he's got a chef he's got gardener he's got this he's got that he's
36:50got
36:50a chauffeur no leave it you're not taking it down the stairs we're not carrying it we'll leave it off
36:55we go anthony how are you feeling a little apprehensive but i'm sure it'll be fine
37:06so this is anthill right the fellow that invented guinness book of records was that norris
37:13mcguerter don't know murdered around the corner oh murdered yeah i think he was shot oh tilly is
37:20taking anthony to her childhood home there she is come on where the 37 year old still lives with her
37:28mum hello baby girl i'm maria right hello hello hello hello it's just like the family base this is my
37:41sister darcy hello lovely to meet you it's loud it's chaotic there's kids running around blah blah blah
37:47and it's like this all the time it's very loud this is my best friend alex i'm so sorry this
37:53is ellie
37:54hello hello this is anthony it's a completely different uh gearing is the word i'm going to use
38:01to my life and a different um sound level all right all right i think he's finding it a little
38:11bit
38:11overwhelming but listen i think if you gave anthony a microphone he would you know he can talk okay
38:19now he gives me a run for my money i bought my first rolls and ventley when i was 21.
38:23the car which
38:24actually brought tilly to tears believe it or not is the 1937 hooper that would belong to edward the eighth
38:30and mrs simpson which is a very beautiful car and what are your first impressions of anthony
38:36quite talkative he's not afraid to say how lucky he's been how many cars do you have in total about
38:4485 85 wow about 65 of them are rolls royce and bentley's the rest are the makes yeah jaguars and
38:51mercedes and things that are picked up along the way listen everybody likes their time to shine in it
38:57but maybe it was a one-sided conversation which is telling mrs tumlis says her name she is um adored
39:10that is the person that i'm matched up with ever so slightly self-centered
39:19how do he and tilly seem to be getting on fine at the moment but i i is it the
39:26lull before the storm
39:34time is five to seven oh my god right okay action station i'm underdressed it's all systems
39:42go for ex-prison officer george as aristocrat sir ben prepares for an elite dinner party great gatsby
39:50that's me i give big parties and everybody gets a drink party party open the wine as soon as possible
39:59can you okay and ventilate it if you live in one of these houses you've got to get it right
40:07i'm in command in my own house i don't take prisoners come here you where we go get the white
40:14wine out and open it he's barking at the service i mean it's not upstairs downstairs it's not the 19th
40:19century unless you want gob in your food because i know if i was serving him what he'd get
40:24you've got a temper on you don't you stop worrying it'll all come out in the rain these people to
40:29do
40:29things you're certainly not doing my best it's not good enough actually no here excuse me excuse me
40:35he's a boss and he's used to shouting at people and making staff jump thank you harry so kind
40:45we've got some interesting people come and we can have an interesting discussion
40:58what the am i doing here when i have a vision of the upper class toff that's francis
41:05oh and then you've got me jellied eels and buy a mesh big build and a bald head they've already
41:16summed up you're a neanderthal knuckle-drager i always think of me mum and i think i'm going to
41:23show people that we're more than what people think of us Nigel Farage he is the most dynamic politician
41:32that has been in this country for 20 years no it's all logical
41:41so said a man in munich in 1938 oh god i am a studier of history and i know populism
41:49when it
41:49turns its head up out of the turret and it says i'm the answer but it's never been the answer
41:55she's taking to vote oh in the same way it was exciting to vote for mussolini and hitler and trump
42:01there's an element in all of us which wants an adventure with respect you're sitting in a far
42:08nicer place than me to have that adventure well i don't think that no i wouldn't agree at all
42:13you know what you are you're out of class don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining oh
42:19i can't
42:19see the greatest thing in this country i might be wrong is the nhs the nhs will be finished before
42:25around two billion pounds a year is spent on legal cases how many okay how much was spent on it
42:33on
42:33bombing iraq i haven't a clue you haven't a clue do you know why you haven't a clue because when
42:37we
42:37bomb brown people we don't care how much it costs when people are running at you george you can't tell
42:43fuck me it tend to be a bully i give up actually i really do i give up
42:53ben hold on don't go pulling with dinner over sir ben is far from satisfied
43:00why would you do that don't talk down to me it's infuriating i'm having it rammed down my throat by
43:07woke people oh whoa george's politics are wearing thin on the lord of the manor ben let's talk on an
43:15equal foot let's talk on an equal footing my god i'll appeal i'm going to go to bed and be
43:21awake all
43:22night with him rolling around and me and snoring yeah great i want my phone there's the rules no it's
43:30my house i want my fucking phone now i i've got problems well we've all got fucking problems the
43:36pair's mobiles are being held by the producers in an effort to make them focus on each other
43:40you don't like the word no i've spent 12 years in prison with people who didn't like the word no
43:44we used to actually have a saying of what part of no don't you understand come on stop moaning
43:51i have to check what's happening in the world we've been really clear about not having any phones
43:55i'm not messing i mean it i want it are you going to get it or not i'm not no
44:01get my phone no okay
44:03right hold on man think of me i know you're angry but don't call me everywhere no they're
44:09messing with me i'm not a jack russell i don't think they'll fucking tell me what i'll
44:13fucking do in my own fucking house i'll fucking tell them you don't fuck with me they're a bunch
44:18of waters what's going on where's john don't track me where's john now come on john
44:36that's right you tell them john goodbye out the way
44:42we've got cutters we can cut it anyway
44:45you sure you want to do this yeah are you sure you i've got no choice don't treat me like
44:50that in
44:50the own house right i don't want to be part of all this cuts all up give me a head
44:57out
44:58i did my bit i think he's bit off more than he can chew pressure's a funny thing mate
45:05it was all just getting to him and i think it sounded like a sexy idea being handcuffed and
45:10fucking being on national television and all that's but when you've got to pay the men
45:14and you've got to actually fucking do it it's a different ball game nice meeting you you're
45:18handcuffed on i know not mine i'm my handcuffs on i'm sorry but i'm in command in my own house
45:27if i say i want it i want it i get it so i am cuffed i got my man
45:33john and he got the ball cutters
45:34and he can't uncuff me you think i'm just an old pussy you know and an easy rollover but actually
45:42i'm a street fighter sorry about that but i am george is a tough guy i think secretly george is
45:50quite
45:50right wing but he pretends he's um karl marx but you know we don't take any notice of that
46:00i think i can look myself in the mirror i think i've done the working class proud people always
46:06underestimate the cockney and i could just behind me back hear me mum pissing herself laughing and
46:13saying i'm so fucking proud of you son
46:16oh
46:46are you ready to join me in my little game i'm a massive prude i make gay porn
46:58people that are working cannot afford to live well where are they they're here it's me enough
47:05i won't tolerate it lady this is about survival i'm with you every step of the way me i need
47:16to get
47:16up i need to be left alone god love you i'm amazed that you've survived this remember why we're doing
47:25this though i don't care ice it's not worth it to me if i win she wins
47:32so
47:56so
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