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00:08We only met yesterday and we stopped while it made it in the shower together.
00:20Could you survive being handcuffed to a total stranger?
00:26In a brand new competition, 18 people have agreed to do just that.
00:31For a big guy, I'm getting a little nervous, do you know what I mean?
00:35They'll have to live together, just inches apart, doing everything, and I do mean everything together.
00:45I'm starting this experiment the only way I know how, in a TV studio with a live audience.
00:53Everyone is handcuffed to their total opposite.
00:56Fall back with your mind.
01:02From a posh baronet with a former prison officer, to a self-confessed prude with a porn star.
01:09I'm scattering the couples to the four corners of Britain, to walk a mile in each other's shoes.
01:17It is so exhausting, being in Claire's world.
01:21I'm hoping that by living together in such close proximity, they might just learn to get along.
01:27If you listen...
01:28Don't keep telling me to listen.
01:30Everything's racist if you want it to be.
01:34They can uncuff at any time.
01:36I've had enough, and I want the cameras just to bugger off.
01:39Give me the f***ing key.
01:42But the last pair standing...
01:45Come on.
01:46We don't do that round here.
01:47...will win £100,000.
01:52She might have different opinions, but she's actually really helped me get through this.
01:57Can a divided Britain settle its many differences?
02:02I've learned that other people are kind in a world that I did not trust.
02:07This is the survival show where you have to survive someone else.
02:11I don't want to do it.
02:15You're at the classes of barmi, aren't you?
02:17Welcome to Handcuffed.
02:28Let's meet our first brave handcuffe.
02:35People have animals and family member tributes on the leg.
02:40Why should I not have a tribute to a string cheese?
02:43That's what I love.
02:45I genuinely believe that feminism and body positivity go hand in hand.
02:51I want to show people it's okay to be different.
02:55We're all allowed to live our lives as we want to.
03:00I am not going to let the handcuffs come off.
03:03And I will try as hard as I can to find common ground.
03:06I'm nervous, but I can survive this.
03:09I can survive anything.
03:14So let's get this remarkable experiment on the road.
03:17Will you please welcome to the stage our first pair?
03:31Okay, so would you mind telling us who you are and tell us where you're from?
03:35I'm Jo, I'm from Manchester.
03:37I'm 39 and I own my own plus-size clothing company.
03:41What's the best thing about the North?
03:42Gravy.
03:44We do have gravy down here as well.
03:46Ours is just better.
03:47What would be, do you think, the worst kind of person for you to be handcuffed to?
03:52Somebody who measures people's worth by this rather than what's inside.
03:58You know, when somebody passes away, an obituary never said,
04:02oh, here lies Susan, she had great tits.
04:05LAUGHTER
04:07Well, you're going to be a lot of fun to watch the show, I know that.
04:10So I think, Jo, it's time for us to meet your other half.
04:16The sweat is dropping down my balls in this hot taxi, I must say.
04:23I would describe myself as an alpha male, yes.
04:25I'm a natural leader, very confident, very outgoing.
04:29I think it can be hard to be a man in today's society.
04:33It's toxic masculinity for wanting to open the car door for someone.
04:37I'm incredibly competitive and I think that will drive me very well in this competition.
04:46Here we go.
04:48Say hello there.
04:49Take a seat, take a seat.
04:50Tell us who you are, where you're from.
04:52My name's Reuben, I'm 29 years old, I'm a property developer, fitness freak and I'm from Portsmouth.
04:58You say you're a fitness freak, do you go to the gym often?
05:00Two hours a day most days.
05:01Wow, so it's a big part of your life.
05:03It is, it's the main focus actually.
05:05I want to look myself in the mirror and go, cool, I'm sexy.
05:11What kind of person do you think would be the hardest kind of person for you to be handcuffed to?
05:15Someone who does not take accountability for themselves, someone who blames everyone else for their own situation in life.
05:22If you want to get ahead, life's very competitive, you need to put in more work, more hours, more discipline.
05:27You're prepared to talk, obviously.
05:29Are you prepared to listen as well?
05:31Oh, that's a thing that I'm not very good at.
05:33That's what I've been working on.
05:35Well, you've come to the right place.
05:38It is time to handcuff these two total strangers together.
05:45Once the cuffs are on, they'll have to live their life together around the clock.
05:50Shall we do this?
05:51Yes!
05:53Pull back the divide.
05:58Hello.
05:59I'm okay, thank you.
06:00Nice to meet you.
06:02Joe, meet Ruben. Ruben, meet Joe.
06:06You've got the name of one of my favourite sandwiches.
06:08Oh, yes.
06:11Fuck.
06:13Training's out the window.
06:14Lifestyle out the window.
06:16Healthy habits out the window.
06:18Ugh.
06:19I'm apprehensive, not optimistic.
06:21I think he looks nice.
06:23He might be a bit of a gym bro.
06:25Definitely not someone that I would probably meet with, like, in real life.
06:31So it's the age-old battle of the sexies.
06:34A proud feminist with an alpha male.
06:38You ready?
06:38Yeah, I'm excited to you.
06:40Oh, he knows.
06:41And we've got this though, haven't we?
06:43We've got this.
06:44Money in the bag, money in the bank.
06:45100%.
06:45Yeah.
06:48Joe and Ruben are just one of the nine pairs I'm handcuffing together.
06:54They're a cross-section of British society.
06:58All complete opposites.
07:00They'll start by spending time in each other's houses.
07:04Look at the size of it.
07:05OK, right.
07:06Oh, my God, this is Halloween. I've got to say.
07:09Before travelling across Britain.
07:11Nice day for it, Captain.
07:13Nice day.
07:14Wherever they go, there's a key.
07:16But use it and they lose the chance of that £100,000.
07:23Let's meet our next pair.
07:28I'm feeling nervous now.
07:31Like I'm going to physically shit myself.
07:36Enter North London barmaid Tilly Martin.
07:40How nice is this area, by the way?
07:42Fucking love it.
07:44Not a good-looking fellow, sir.
07:45Honestly.
07:46He's all right, isn't he?
07:50I might go in the pool later.
07:54If I won a share of £100,000, to me, that's lottery money.
08:00I think Britain is divided.
08:02I think you're either really, really rich or you're on your arsehole.
08:06I work three jobs, you know.
08:09I am feeling very nervous about being handcuffed to a stranger.
08:13All of a sudden, I'm like, oh, fuck.
08:21Hello.
08:22You all right?
08:23I'm good.
08:24Nice to meet you.
08:26Take a seat.
08:27Take a seat.
08:28Well, I feel we've already met, but will you introduce yourself to everyone else?
08:31I'm Tilly.
08:32I'm 37.
08:33I'm from North London.
08:34I run a cleaning company and I'm a barmaid.
08:36So, you've got two jobs then, really?
08:38Yeah.
08:38Okay.
08:39And a few other ones.
08:40What do you like as a person?
08:40How would you describe yourself?
08:42I think when people first meet me, they think, hmm, she was a bit much.
08:46I swear, quite a bit.
08:47You like a good old swear.
08:48It just happens.
08:49I've been told I can't say c**t by my mum.
08:51Yeah.
08:51So, yeah.
08:53What kind of person do you think you might struggle to be handcuffed to?
08:57I think somebody that thinks they're better than me.
09:00Some people think if you talk a certain way, you know, if you have a certain kind of job,
09:05you're below them.
09:06Just because you're rich, it doesn't mean that you're wiser.
09:15I'm viewed by some as extremely gifted.
09:20For Tilly, introducing millionaire businessman and true British eccentric Anthony Saxon Kersley.
09:27Money talks and wealth whispers.
09:30Real wealth doesn't shout.
09:35In this country, manners have been decimated.
09:39But good manners can be taught if the person being taught is willing to learn.
09:47I want to win this process purely to prove that I have got the character to do this.
09:57Good evening, Jonathan.
09:59Hello, sir.
09:59Very nice to meet you.
10:00Take a seat, take a seat.
10:02Thank you very much indeed.
10:02Tell us a bit about yourself, your name, any other details you want to share.
10:05I'm Anthony.
10:06I'm 60.
10:07I live in the glorious county of Suffolk.
10:10And I run the bespoke classic car business in the countryside.
10:15You hire out cars?
10:16Not quite.
10:17It's a car hire firm?
10:18It's more couture.
10:19So what's your reason for coming on the show?
10:21It's terrifying how this country is changing.
10:25Manners are not frivolous.
10:27It's the core of our being.
10:28It should be the core of the way we live.
10:30If more people had manners and understood what they were,
10:33we wouldn't have been half the problems we've got now.
10:35Anthony, pleasure to meet you.
10:36OK.
10:37It's the moment of truth.
10:39It's time to handcuff these two total strangers together.
10:44Shall we do this?
10:47OK.
10:49Pull back the divide.
10:59You look fantastic.
11:00These are Larry, aren't they?
11:02Anthony, what do you make of Tilly, your first thoughts?
11:05Not at all what I was expecting.
11:07What were you expecting?
11:09A leggy blonde.
11:11Bitly disappointed, innit he?
11:15Whenever they're interviewed, one partner will wear noise-cancelling headphones,
11:19allowing the other to tell us what they really think.
11:22Tilly obviously isn't the sort of person that I would meet on a day-to-day basis.
11:27Her style of dress is a fashion throwback from what a cleaner might wear.
11:31I thought I was going to be handcuffed to a bit of a prick.
11:37Like, not saying that he's not, I don't know him yet.
11:43So a millionaire on a crusade to bring back old-fashioned manners and a cleaner who can't
11:48stop swearing.
11:50So how are we getting to yours?
11:52We're going in a time machine.
11:55The pair will begin the competition at Anthony's Suffolk Manor House.
12:00She's gone over Silver Sound and I bought her in San Francisco.
12:05And he's pulled out all the stops for Tilly.
12:08There you are.
12:10Can you settle back?
12:12This is beautiful, innit?
12:14Yeah.
12:15It's very special.
12:17So we're heading out of London and we're heading up to the very quiet enclave of Suffolk,
12:23where we're going to spend some lovely time getting to know each other.
12:28I could get used to this, I reckon.
12:32How many cars have you got?
12:34Roughly 55, 60.
12:36How much is your entire collection worth?
12:41Somewhere between three and a half million, maybe four.
12:46In Rolls Royce?
12:50I felt like Julia Roberts, guys.
13:01Back in London, feminist Jo and alpha male Wobin are heading to her house in Manchester.
13:07I'm going to make an executive decision that we're going to get some snacks.
13:10I'll make sure we've got some protein and that sort of thing with us.
13:13He'll make sure that he's got protein for us.
13:16These two might seem poles apart, but I reckon they might have more in common than they think.
13:22We're going in here, yeah?
13:23We are, yeah.
13:24Hang on, hang on, hang on.
13:26Oh yeah, thank you, thank you.
13:29It's no.
13:30The answer is no.
13:32You've got to read the attraction level and clearly it's not there yet.
13:36It will never be there.
13:37They all say that to start with, baby.
13:40Fucking hell, this is going to be entertaining, isn't it?
13:43I can't deal with this whole toxic masculinity thing.
13:47Hey, stick with me, love, hey.
13:49You fancy a bit of me, don't you?
13:51I didn't like him calling me baby.
13:54I've not told him I'm gay.
13:56And then he just keeps making jokes saying, oh, you'll get there, don't you worry.
14:00No, no, I won't.
14:01Like, you've not got the right part.
14:06Stick with me, sweetheart, you'll be all right.
14:08I think I could manage quite fine on my own.
14:12Sure you could, baby.
14:14Can we just make things clear?
14:16Call me baby one more time.
14:19And we ain't going to be winning this money, I can assure you.
14:22Can I call you baby?
14:23You've called me baby about four times now.
14:26Darling instead?
14:27Absolutely not.
14:28Absolutely not.
14:28You can call me Joe.
14:30You're obviously from a world where you seem to think it's appropriate to make sexual jokes to strangers and stuff.
14:37I don't find that appropriate.
14:39I think it's really crossing a boundary.
14:42I thought we were having a laugh, but not all right with you.
14:45I just didn't expect to be caught with someone like you.
14:59I've handcuffed pairs of total strangers together, all competing for £100,000 prize.
15:07As the first couples head to their homes,
15:11I'm hoping that by living in each other's lives, they can learn to get along.
15:22Next up, a divide which has split the country since at least 1066, class.
15:32If the dogs don't like him, there's going to be a problem.
15:35They're part of the family.
15:36If they don't approve, that's it.
15:39May I present Sir Benjamin Slade, 7th Baronet of Munsell.
15:45I'm a very simple person.
15:47I only want to have fun, make a bit of money, sex, power, and I like very, very fine wine.
15:54No cheap stuff.
15:56The class system is very simple.
15:58Once an Englishman opens his mouth, you can tell exactly where he's coming from.
16:03I have to say, £50,000, it would help keep the wolf from the door.
16:10Hello, sir. Come and have a seat.
16:12Thanks, mate.
16:15So, would you mind introducing yourself and telling us where you come from, sir?
16:19I'm Sir Ben Slade, 7th Baronet of Munsell in Somerset.
16:23So, you are a sir?
16:25Yeah, I'm a baronet.
16:26A baronet is a small baronet.
16:28I think it would be fair to say you are of the upper class.
16:31Yes, but everybody thinks I'm absolutely loaded.
16:34But, actually, times are tough.
16:39For Sir Ben, I've chosen this fella.
16:42I might have had a spat with people who see themselves as intellectually higher
16:46because they might be able to use certain long words.
16:48Well, so can I.
16:49Don't let the Cockney accent fall.
16:52My mum used to say to me,
16:53school don't finish when you come out of that game.
16:57You've got to keep learning.
16:58Of course, the upper class will use knowledge against you.
17:07Would you mind telling us a little bit about yourself?
17:09Yeah, I'm George.
17:11I'm 60 years of age.
17:12Ex-prison officer among many other things.
17:14As an ex-prison officer,
17:16presumably you've been handcuffed to people in the past, have you?
17:18I've been handcuffed to IRA terrorists, Al-Qaeda terrorists, Italian mafia.
17:23Let me ask you, generally speaking,
17:24what are the biggest challenges that faces us as a country?
17:27I think that we've got to stop looking at each other as the problem and look up.
17:31And we all doff our cap because he's got a posh accent.
17:33He went to Eton, you know, so he must know what he's talking about.
17:36So you're not a respecter of just a posh accent.
17:40I'm a respecter of a human being.
17:42How they talk, I couldn't give two monkeys.
17:44Okay.
17:45So it's the moment of truth.
17:46It's time to handcuff these two total strangers together.
17:52Shall we do this?
17:53Yeah!
17:54Okay.
17:55Pull back the divide.
17:59Hello.
18:00Hello mate, alright?
18:01Nice to meet you.
18:01Okay, so.
18:03George, let me introduce you to Sir Ben.
18:06And Sir Ben, this is George.
18:08Hello Ben.
18:09Hello mate.
18:10Please will you join me in wishing them both the best of luck.
18:18Where are you taking me to?
18:19Well, we're taking to the old family ranch.
18:22So is this a council house we're going to?
18:28Far from it.
18:29George will spend his first days in handcuffs residing in Sir Ben's 14th century ancestral home in Somerset.
18:39Blimey.
18:39Who cuts the grouse?
18:40Like the Sydney Harbour Bridge, never ends.
18:43Mansell House, we've been coming up for 300 years there.
18:48As in the baronet, I don't tolerate any crap in my house.
18:51And so, some people think that I'm a knob.
18:56And it's absolutely marvellous.
18:58Good sport.
18:59It's a bit like fox hunting.
19:03I'll show you round the house.
19:06To help the couples really focus on each other,
19:09I'm restricting access to their phones.
19:12I've also placed keys in their homes in case they decide to uncuff.
19:18There's a lot of history here.
19:20So when was this house first built?
19:22The room you were in was there in 878.
19:25878?
19:26Yeah.
19:26That's fucking Alfred the Great, isn't it?
19:28Yeah, Alfred the Great came here in 78.
19:30He didn't?
19:30Yes, he did.
19:31He's a hero of mine, Alfred the Great.
19:33Yep.
19:33But anyway...
19:34Don't go so fast, I've got questions.
19:37I'm fascinated by history.
19:39I consider myself an intelligent man.
19:41Don't go thinking you're better than me because you've got a plum in your gob.
19:45Because you ain't.
19:46Oliver Cromwell?
19:47That's from the Roundheads, isn't it?
19:49Yeah, yeah, Roundabout.
19:51So that's sort of James I era, isn't it?
19:54Yeah, that is James I on the left.
19:56What you don't know about me is I'm a history tour guide.
19:58Oh, Christ, you know everything.
20:01George is a historian, which is a bit inconvenient.
20:06That was a painting done by a famous artist, the Chewerman Chappie.
20:12Adam Wittler?
20:13He painted that?
20:14Yeah, he's a good painter, wasn't he?
20:16He's very good at oratory.
20:17He's a very good at history.
20:19Very good with children and he loved music.
20:21He's good with dogs.
20:23You sound like a fan.
20:24No, he was slightly difficult for other reasons.
20:28So you've gone and purchased that?
20:31Yes.
20:32That is just German art of about that period and you have to respect it.
20:38I wouldn't want his painting in my house
20:40because of what he did to humanity.
20:42That is the horror of a human being.
20:45And his artwork doesn't belong to be shown.
20:47It means going to the toilet.
20:48Do you not see that that's abhorrent to some people?
20:51No, it's your choice, but nobody understood he could paint.
20:54Your upper class is a fucking balmy, aren't you?
20:56You ran a fucking twist.
21:07200 miles north.
21:08I don't know why I'm so nervous.
21:11I feel like a bit juicy like my boyfriend to my mum.
21:14Feminist Joe and alpha male Wubin have made it to Manchester.
21:20I know I've really got to curb my opinions and buck my ideas up
21:24if I want to see us all the way through this challenge.
21:27I've got to be strategic in my approach.
21:29Easier said than done.
21:30Cheers, Joves.
21:32Before heading to her house,
21:34Jo's checking in on her plus-size clothing business, Topsy Curvy.
21:39It's a completely different walk of life.
21:42I just hope I can open his eyes
21:44to realise that there's loads of us
21:47who are seen as, like, society's outcasts.
21:51So this is my business, Topsy Curvy.
21:55It is all gender-neutral plus-size clothing.
22:00I'm a fat, artistic, gay woman.
22:02I'm the OG FAG.
22:04In the world of trolls and in the world of the internet,
22:07everything I am is fair game.
22:10If we can live our lives always being mindful
22:13and always being kind,
22:15then that, to me, is more inclusive for everybody.
22:19Hiya!
22:20Hello.
22:21Jo runs the company with her business partner, Nat.
22:24I'm Reuben. Lovely to meet you.
22:26And you.
22:27We're not just running a business.
22:29It's about creating a community.
22:31We have to be so mindful with the language that we use.
22:35We need to be inclusive.
22:36Don't assume pronouns.
22:38And it's giving them a space to wear what they want to wear.
22:41Be who they are.
22:46I'm 100% biting my tongue.
22:48A lot of what they said in there is complete bullshit.
22:51These people are definitely too sensitive.
22:53Life's tough.
22:54And that is the problem, I think, with this community,
22:57is it's so accepting of everyone and everyone's feelings.
22:59The world is a fucking jungle.
23:06People think fat people are, like, the lowest of society.
23:10Like, we get abused daily, don't we?
23:12We do.
23:13Someone will just holler out of a car window,
23:15and go, fat fuck!
23:17Yeah.
23:18And...
23:19For me, it's just about eating healthy, living life,
23:23our gym almost every day.
23:25We went to the gym once, didn't we, mate?
23:27Yeah.
23:27What, is that a vending machine?
23:31I would say that Reuben finds fat people disgusting.
23:35I'm one for banter, but there's a time and a place.
23:38I think someone might need to, like, bring him down a peg or two.
23:42Reuben probably doesn't believe in what my business stands for,
23:45but I would like him to treat me with respect.
23:49You don't have to find someone attractive
23:51to treat them with kindness.
23:53It is going to be a massive struggle to stay in this.
24:03So this is our driveway.
24:06In Suffolk, barmaid Tilly is arriving
24:08at millionaire Anthony's Country Manor.
24:16There he is, home at last.
24:19Hello, darling.
24:19Hello.
24:20Look who I've got to introduce you to.
24:21Oh, my God, he's a proper handcuffed dog.
24:24I've missed you, sweetheart.
24:25I've missed you too.
24:26Gosh.
24:27Here we are.
24:29Come through, come through.
24:32Welcome home, Tilly.
24:35Hello, how's Taz?
24:37How are you?
24:37Very nice to see you.
24:39Have a good day.
24:39Yes, thank you.
24:40Tilly?
24:41Nice to meet you.
24:41Nice to meet you.
24:44Taz is our resident cook.
24:47Taz cooked at Windsor Castle for the world,
24:49so she's very well trained,
24:51and she looks after us like an egg in a case here.
24:56Let's go and sit down and enjoy ourselves.
24:59Oh, look at this.
25:00Oh.
25:00Lovely, innit?
25:03Anthony is keen to begin his masterclass in manners.
25:07We're going to have some pims, so why don't you come with me onto the terrace?
25:10Yes.
25:12Without wishing to be pompous or arrogant about it, I want you to ease her into it.
25:17She's going to be a little nervous, I think, to start off with.
25:22Thank you very much.
25:25Thank you very much.
25:25I've only got a lovely Cockney Lilt.
25:30And is it my joining us?
25:31Thank you very much.
25:32I'm finding it hard to find the words to say what the fuck is going on here.
25:42It's mental.
25:43It's fucking mental here, man.
25:46You're very good health, my love.
25:47Cheers.
25:47Very good health.
25:49It's very nice to see how the other half live.
25:52Very nice.
25:53Come and join us, darling.
25:55Cheers.
25:56Cheers.
25:57Cheers.
25:59But, listen, you don't become really successful by being nicey-nicey.
26:04You've probably got to be a bit of an arsehole sometimes.
26:12But Anthony has saved the best for last.
26:16Come and meet the rest of the family, my love.
26:28That's fucking beautiful, that.
26:30Let me introduce you.
26:32It's a significant part of my life.
26:34And if Tilly has to know me, she's got to know my passions.
26:391937, Rolls-Royce Hooper designed body,
26:42and the first proper owner was the Prince of Wales.
26:46I feel like I'm about to cry.
26:48You are crying.
26:51She's crying.
26:52I don't like her.
26:54She's crying.
26:55Why are you crying?
26:56I don't know.
26:59I don't know.
27:01Come on through.
27:01I've never seen so many nice cars ever, in my entire life.
27:06I've got to fart, but I can't fart in this car.
27:09Sorry.
27:11Come on.
27:12OK.
27:12Let me go.
27:15So this is Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith 2.
27:18And this is the exact specification of my late father's Rolls-Royce.
27:22And that was the car that he told me to get out of and walk.
27:28About five miles from our house, my father stopped the car and said,
27:31what have you done to earn money to buy this car?
27:35And I said, well, I'm 12.
27:37I'm enjoying it with you.
27:38I'm enjoying your success.
27:40To which he said, we'll get out and walk the rest of the way home.
27:43And he drove off and left me on the side of the road.
27:47I was heartbroken.
27:50It was an understatement.
27:53He was very hard on me.
27:56Brutal.
27:57I wasn't quite the son he expected.
27:59I think that was the problem.
28:02It leaves an indelible mark you can never get rid of.
28:05Do you feel like you started your whole car collection to prove to him?
28:10Yes.
28:11Yeah, definitely.
28:12I wish he was here to see it now.
28:16His dad sounds like a prick, innit?
28:18That proper.
28:21It explains a lot.
28:23I think people's relationship with their parents signifies the rest of your life.
28:29Do you feel happy in your life now?
28:32Oh, yeah.
28:33Absolutely.
28:34And I'll be happy when we complete this process and we win.
28:56Oh, no, no, no.
29:01Nigel, come here.
29:02Nigel, come here.
29:04You bad dog.
29:06please tell me he's not named after Farage
29:10the other one's Boris Johnson
29:12Boris, get in there
29:14Boris
29:18Quasi
29:19Quasi, come here
29:21Quasi
29:22Quasi's a good dog
29:26after Quasi-Quatting
29:27do you have any animals that are not named after right wing politicians?
29:31no
29:33this whole thing is
29:34his dream sequence shit
29:36it's fucked up
29:37he's set in his ways
29:39he's older
29:40but if you want to do this experiment
29:42I will only do it
29:43searching for the Goodwin people
29:48these lovely politically incorrect statues
29:52they are correct
29:53these people were princes
29:56they don't look like princes
29:57they look like they're in servitude
29:58how do you know they're black slaves?
30:00well look they've got loincloths on
30:02in submission
30:03right
30:03so let me ask you
30:04oh what do you mean they're in submission?
30:05of course they're in submission
30:06do you know why they're like that?
30:07because they've got their hands up
30:08please help me
30:09no you do that
30:09it's because the glass table goes on top
30:13you're an educated man
30:14you know about the slave trade in England
30:15yeah I know a bit about it
30:17a good negro was worth $1,500
30:20on the slave block in New Orleans
30:22I have cousins in North Carolina
30:24I have cousins in North Carolina
30:25who are the slave
30:25yeah I am
30:26because you don't know
30:27I don't know
30:28they did the slave
30:29yeah you don't
30:30why don't I know?
30:30because they did the slave trade
30:31because I'm working class
30:32and I'm in the middle educated
30:33don't assume because I've got a Cockney accent
30:35and I'm working class
30:36that I do and I don't know stuff
30:38I educated myself from a child
30:40did you?
30:41yes I fucking did
30:42because my mum taught me that
30:43that the upper classes will put you down son
30:47and I will not have any bastards
30:49say to me you don't know
30:50I don't give a fuck
30:51well I can uncuff now
30:52I will not have people saying you don't know
30:54because you might be fucking amazed
30:55at what I do know
31:02as the couples come to terms
31:04with life chained just inches apart
31:06what a relief that was
31:10to stay in the running
31:11for the £100,000 prize
31:15they'll also have to try
31:16finding common ground
31:23normally I would always be
31:24on the roadside
31:25with a lady
31:26why?
31:27protect her from traffic
31:29or anything
31:29driving past
31:31in Manchester
31:32body positive Jo
31:34is taking fitness fanatic Ruben
31:36to her favourite restaurant
31:38thank you
31:39well this is us is it?
31:40as the day has gone on
31:41I've tried to take it
31:43as best as I can
31:44Ruben isn't
31:46the sort of person
31:47that I would have
31:48in my life
31:49so it is very very tough
31:52what are you thinking?
31:54I almost fancy
31:55something a little bit naughty
31:56something like
31:58a cheesy
31:58slutty pasta
32:00yeah
32:00I pushed the boat out
32:01I train so fucking hard
32:04to offset the amount of food I eat
32:06I would be absolutely ripped
32:08if I didn't eat the way I do
32:11having a treat every now and then
32:12it's not nasty
32:13it's not good or bad
32:15it's not
32:15but it is when it turns into a binge
32:19I do not have a limit on how much I can eat
32:22I can eat and eat and eat and eat to the point where I feel shit
32:26and I make myself sick
32:27I've done that multiple multiple times
32:29really?
32:30yeah
32:31food is so addictive
32:32and it's such quick dopamine
32:35yeah
32:35people say
32:37oh it's alright just have one
32:38but I can't just have one
32:40which is
32:42it's hard
32:44life is all about
32:46discipline
32:47if I look in the mirror
32:48and I've got some love handles
32:49and I'm looking overweight
32:50I tell myself
32:51Ruben you're a fat
32:52you need to sort it out
32:54just shut up
32:55and get on with it
32:56because when you look in the mirror
32:58and you feel shit
32:59life's just shit
33:01the thing is
33:02I always feel guilty after
33:03but you don't have to
33:05I don't ever deny myself
33:08if I want something
33:09I'll have a little bit of it
33:11you know
33:12the problem is though
33:13I always want it
33:14are you having that last bit?
33:16no I'm okay
33:17I'm stuffed
33:17but thank you
33:18you have it
33:18you go for it
33:21very kind
33:25yeah dinner was lovely
33:26tonight I thought
33:28thought we got on really well
33:29I think
33:33finding out that Ruben
33:34had issues with food
33:36was actually something
33:37that I expected
33:38and I do not judge him for that
33:41it was actually really nice
33:43and quite refreshing
33:44to be able to get
33:46like down to
33:48that kind of conversation
33:51but
33:51there's still
33:52a long way to go
34:03now hold on
34:04hold on
34:05I can talk about this chap
34:08in Somerset
34:09former prison officer George
34:11hasn't given up
34:12trying to understand
34:13Sir Ben
34:14yet
34:15we're not exactly
34:16cut from the same cloth
34:18are we?
34:18I mean you know
34:19with Hitler
34:20and fucking slaves
34:22the bad is on display
34:24it's not being hidden
34:26but I think it's a human being
34:27in there
34:28when I was a prison officer
34:29I've spent a lot of time
34:31with people who build up
34:32personas
34:33and it always used to be
34:34my job to
34:34sort of get underneath that
34:36a little bit
34:37and find out about the person
34:40are these all family members?
34:41yeah
34:42that's my good brother
34:43did you get on well with him?
34:45he dropped dead
34:46unfortunately
34:46yeah but did you get on well with him?
34:47yeah he was very good to me
34:48look I was orphaned
34:49I was on my own
34:50and he was very
34:52he always
34:52he always
34:53he was alright with you
34:54yeah he taught me quite a lot
34:58unfortunately my folks died on me
34:59my brother died when I was 12
35:01my mother died the next year
35:03and my uncle died the next year
35:04then my father died the next year
35:06so nobody taught me anything
35:08if you have literary parents
35:09and political parents
35:12you've got a big advantage
35:15you've got to be looked after
35:16so I've had to survive
35:17that's what I'm trying to do
35:18I'm trying to survive
35:20that's my motto
35:21my father's dead
35:22my brother's dead
35:23they're all dead
35:24nobody believes me
35:25but that's how shitty it was
35:29I feel sorry for Ben
35:30we all build our fortresses around ourselves
35:33to stop us being vulnerable again
35:34from things we went through
35:37he likes to scare people off I think
35:39oh Ben
35:40likes to shock them
35:43but the man who doesn't change
35:44has wasted his life
35:46you come across to me
35:47as a really nice man
35:49I think there's a heart of gold
35:51I think there's a heart of gold in there
35:53oh dear
35:54I don't know
35:56oh it's terrible
35:58blub
35:59come here
36:00come on
36:01we don't do that round here
36:02I do
36:03God bless you mate
36:10in Suffolk
36:14barmaid Tilly and car collector Antony
36:17are also getting to know each other better
36:28today the couple are leaving Antony's
36:30not so humble abode behind
36:32and heading for Tilly's
36:33in Enfield
36:34North London
36:34oh it's sops
36:37now I'm packing for you
36:39I'm just putting everything
36:40because I haven't got a clue
36:41whether it's been a word or not
36:42people waiting on him
36:44hand and foot
36:44is quite apparent
36:46he's got a PA
36:46he's got a chef
36:47he's got a gardener
36:48he's got this
36:49he's got that
36:50he's got a chauffeur
36:50no leave it
36:51you're not taking it down the stairs
36:53we're not carrying it
36:54we're leaving
36:54off we go
36:55Antony
36:56how are you feeling?
36:57a little apprehensive
36:58but I'm sure it'll be fine
37:06so this
37:07is Enfield
37:09alright
37:09the fella that invented
37:11Guinness Book of Records
37:12was that Norris McWhirter?
37:14don't know
37:14murdered round the corner
37:16oh murdered?
37:17yeah
37:18I think he was shot
37:19oh
37:19Tilly is taking Antony
37:21to her childhood home
37:22there she is
37:24come on
37:25where the 37 year old
37:27still lives with her mum
37:31hello baby girl
37:32I'm Maria
37:38it's just like the family base
37:40this is my sister Darcy
37:42hello
37:42lovely to meet you
37:43it's loud
37:44it's chaotic
37:45there's kids running around
37:46blah blah blah
37:47and it's like this all the time
37:49it's very loud
37:50this is my best friend Alex
37:52I'm so sorry
37:52this is Ellie
37:53hello
37:55this is Anthony
37:56it's a completely different
37:59gearing
37:59is the word I'm going to use
38:01to my life
38:02and a different
38:03sound level
38:09I think he's finding it
38:11a little bit overwhelming
38:12but listen
38:13I think if you gave Antony
38:15a microphone
38:15he would
38:17you know
38:18he can talk
38:18fucking hell
38:19he gives me a run for my money
38:20I bought my first Rolls
38:22in Bentley when I was 21
38:23the car which actually
38:24brought Tilly to tears
38:25believe it or not
38:26is the 1937
38:28Hooper that would belong
38:29to Edward VIII
38:30and Mrs Simpson
38:31which is a very beautiful car
38:33what are your first impressions
38:35of Anthony
38:35quite talkative
38:37he's not afraid to say
38:40how lucky he's been
38:41how many cars do you have
38:43in total
38:43about 85
38:4485
38:45wow
38:46about 65 of them
38:47are Rolls Royce and Bentleys
38:48the rest are the makes
38:49yeah
38:50Jaguars and Mercedes
38:51and things that are picked up
38:53along the way
38:53listen
38:54everybody likes their time
38:56to shine in it
38:57but
38:58maybe it was
39:00a one
39:01sided conversation
39:03which is
39:05telling
39:06Mrs Tumnus
39:07is her name
39:07she is
39:09adored
39:10that is
39:11the person
39:11that I'm matched up with
39:12ever so slightly
39:14self-centred
39:16hi
39:19how do he and Tilly
39:21seem to be getting on
39:22fine at the moment
39:23but
39:25is it the lull
39:26before the storm
39:34time is
39:35five to seven
39:36oh my god
39:38right
39:39okay
39:39action station
39:40I'm underdressed
39:41it's all systems go
39:43for ex-prison officer
39:44George
39:44as aristocrat
39:46Sir Ben
39:46prepares
39:47for an elite
39:47dinner party
39:48great Gatsby
39:50that's me
39:50I give big parties
39:52and everybody
39:53gets a drink
39:53oh my god
39:55Paddy
39:56Paddy
39:57open the wine
39:58as soon as possible
39:59can you
39:59and ventilate it
40:02if you live in one of these houses
40:03you've got to get it right
40:07I'm in command
40:08in my own house
40:09I don't take prisoners
40:10come here you
40:11where we going
40:12get the white wine out
40:14and open it
40:15he's barking at the fucking service
40:17I mean it's not fucking upstairs downstairs
40:18it's not the 19th century
40:19unless you want gob in your food
40:21because I know if I was serving him
40:22what he'd get
40:23you've got a temper on you
40:25don't you
40:25stop worrying
40:26it'll all come out in the rain
40:27well done
40:27these people to do
40:29to assign
40:30no
40:30no
40:30no
40:31I'm doing my best
40:32it's not fucking good enough
40:33actually
40:33no here
40:34excuse me
40:35excuse me
40:35he's a boss
40:36and he's used to shouting at people
40:38and making staff jump
40:40thank you Harry
40:41so kind
40:45we've got some interesting people come
40:47and we can have an interesting discussion
40:58what the fuck am I doing here
41:01when I have a vision of the upper class toff
41:04that's Francis
41:10and then you've got me
41:11jellied eels and by a mash
41:13big build and a bald head
41:15they've already summed up
41:17you're a neanderthal knuckle-knuckle-drager
41:20I always think of me mum
41:21and I think
41:22I'm going to show people
41:23that we're more than
41:25what people think of us
41:26Nigel Farage
41:29he is
41:30the most dynamic politician
41:32that has been in this country
41:33for 20 years
41:34no it's all logical
41:41so said a man in Munich
41:43in 1938
41:44oh god
41:46I am a studier of history
41:48and I know populism
41:49when it turns its head up
41:50out of the turret
41:51and it says
41:52I'm the answer
41:52but it's never been the answer
41:55she's taking
41:55to vote for
41:56oh
41:57in the same way
41:58it was exciting
41:58to vote for Mussolini
42:00and Hitler
42:01and Trump
42:01there's an element in all of us
42:03which wants an adventure
42:05with respect
42:06you're sitting in a far nicer place than me
42:09to have that adventure
42:10well I don't think that
42:12no I wouldn't agree at all
42:13you know what you are
42:15you're out of the class
42:16don't piss in my ear
42:17and tell me it's raining
42:18oh I can't sleep
42:19the greatest thing in this country
42:21I might be wrong
42:22is the NHS
42:23the NHS will be finished with Farage
42:252 billion pounds a year
42:27it's spent on legal cases
42:30how much
42:31ok
42:31how much was spent
42:32on bombing Iraq
42:34I haven't a clue
42:34you haven't a clue
42:35do you know why you haven't a clue
42:36because when we bomb brown people
42:38we don't care how much it costs
42:40when people are running at you George
42:42you can't tell
42:43fuck me it's 10p of bullying
42:45I give up actually
42:46I really do
42:46I give up
42:53Ben hold on
42:54don't go bullying
42:55with dinner over
42:56Sir Ben is far from satisfied
43:00why would you do that
43:02don't talk down to me
43:03it's infuriating
43:04I'm having it rammed down
43:06my throat
43:07by woke people
43:08oh woke
43:10George's politics
43:11are wearing thin
43:12on the lord of the manor
43:13bollocks
43:14Ben
43:14let's talk on an equal footing
43:16let's talk on an equal footing
43:18my god I'll pee
43:19I'm going to go to bed
43:21and be awake all night
43:22with him rolling around
43:23and me and snoring
43:24yeah great
43:26I want my phone
43:28there's the rules
43:29no
43:29it's my house
43:30I want my fucking phone now
43:33I've got problems
43:34we've all got fucking problems
43:35the pair's mobiles
43:36are being held by the producers
43:38in an effort to make them focus
43:39on each other
43:40you don't like the word no
43:41I spent 12 years in prison
43:43with people who didn't like the word no
43:44we used to actually have a saying
43:45of what part of fucking no
43:47don't you understand
43:48come on
43:49stop moaning
43:51I have to check
43:52what's happening in the world
43:53bollocks
43:53we've been really clear
43:54about not having any phones
43:55I'm not messing
43:56I mean it
43:57I want it
43:58are you going to get it or not
44:00I'm not
44:01no
44:01get my phone
44:02no
44:03okay
44:03right
44:05hold on Ben
44:05think of me
44:06Ben
44:07I know you're angry
44:08but don't call me everywhere
44:09no
44:09they're not messing with me
44:10I'm not a Jack Russell
44:11I don't think they'll fucking tell me
44:13what I'll fucking do
44:14in my own fucking house
44:14I'll fucking tell them
44:16you know fuck with me
44:17they're a bunch of woodters
44:18Ben
44:19what's going on
44:20boat cutters now
44:21where's John
44:22don't track me
44:23where's John
44:24now
44:24come on John
44:25come on
44:27let's go
44:27let's go
44:28lock me
44:29take your hand off my camera
44:30yeah yeah lock the door John
44:32John lock
44:32I'm alright
44:33lock the door John
44:36that's right
44:36you tell them John
44:38goodbye
44:38out the way
44:41we've got cutters
44:42we can cut it
44:43anyway
44:45should we not do this
44:46yeah
44:47I've got no choice
44:48don't treat me like that
44:50in the own house
44:51I can tell them
44:52right
44:53I don't want to be part of all this
44:54cuts all up
44:56he's madhouse
44:58I did my bit
45:00I think he's a bit off more than he can chew
45:03pressure's a funny thing mate
45:05it was all just getting to him
45:07and I think it sounded like a sexy idea
45:09being handcuffed and fucking
45:11being on national television
45:12and all that
45:13but when you've got to pay the man
45:14and you've got to actually fucking do it
45:16it's a different ball game
45:17nice meeting you
45:18you're handcuffed on
45:19I know not mine
45:20I'm my handcuffs on
45:22I'm sorry
45:23but
45:24I'm in command
45:25in my own house
45:27if I say I want it
45:28I want it
45:29I get it
45:30so I handcuffed
45:31I got my man John
45:33and he got the ball cutters
45:34and he can't uncuff me
45:36you think I'm just an old pussy
45:38you know
45:39and an easy rollover
45:41but actually
45:42I'm a street fighter
45:44sorry about that
45:45but I am
45:46George is a tough guy
45:48I think secretly
45:49George is quite right wing
45:51but he pretends
45:52he's Karl Marx
45:53but you know
45:54we don't take any notice of that
46:00I think I can look myself in the mirror
46:02I think I've done the working class proud
46:05people always underestimate the Cockney
46:08and I could just behind me back
46:10hear me mum pissing herself laughing
46:13and saying
46:13I'm so fucking proud of you son
46:15I'm so fucking proud of you son
46:32I'm so fucking proud of you son
46:46are you ready to join me in my little game
46:48I'm a massive prude
46:50I make gay porn
46:58people that are working
47:00cannot afford to live
47:01well where are they
47:02they're here
47:03it's me
47:04enough
47:05I won't tolerate it lady
47:10this is about survival
47:12I'm with you
47:13every step of the way me
47:14I need to get up
47:16I need to be left alone
47:19God love you
47:20I'm amazed
47:21that you've survived this
47:24remember why we're doing this
47:26I don't care Ace
47:27it's not worth it to me
47:28if I win she wins
47:48I don't care if I win she wins
47:50I don't care if I win she wins
47:57I don't care if I win she wins
47:58I don't care if I win she wins
47:58I don't care if I win she wins
47:58I don't care if I win she wins
48:00I don't care if I win she wins
48:01I don't care if I win she wins
48:02I don't care if I win she wins
48:02I don't care if I win she wins
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