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Gogglebox Australia - Season 23 Episode 11
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00:00Oh, bullshit. You never changed a nappy.
00:02I did.
00:02Mick, you did not.
00:04Well...
00:04You certainly did not.
00:06I recall changing nappies.
00:07I don't know. It certainly wasn't our children.
00:11For over a decade in Australia...
00:13Yay! Look at this!
00:14Yes, my favourite!
00:16Oh my God, not these psychos again.
00:18You'd love watching people watch TV.
00:21I don't know why I'm embarrassed.
00:22It's just so cringe-worthy.
00:24So we wondered, what have been some of your highlights?
00:27Oh, this would be interesting.
00:28Who would actually watch this?
00:29Come with us as we check out some fan favourites
00:33from the past 23 seasons.
00:35This is the best of the best.
00:36I'll make a series out of anything.
00:38Looks pretty cheap to me.
00:39They've jumped the shark with this episode.
00:42Tonight, we say hello again
00:44to one of the most infamous TV finales.
00:47What?
00:47What?
00:48What?
00:49What the f...
00:52Get a little dirty in one of your favourite gardens.
00:55He's a peony grower.
00:56What did I just say?
00:58Peonies?
00:59Peonies.
00:59I love big ones.
01:01I love small ones.
01:02I love red ones.
01:03How can she not laugh?
01:04Because she hasn't got a mind like you.
01:07And tear up with everyone's favourite Queensland cartoon
01:10that's become the most watched show in the world.
01:13Bluey!
01:13Bluey!
01:14This will hit you in all your feels.
01:16This is beautiful.
01:17You're crying.
01:18I'm crying.
01:20Bluey!
01:20What are you doing to me?
01:28Where's Malik?
01:29Where's Malik?
01:30Where's Malik?
01:30I can't see...
01:31There he is!
01:32Where is he?
01:33Where is he?
01:34I can't see...
01:34Where's Malik?
01:36There he is!
01:37Can you do where's Jad now?
01:38Where's Jad?
01:39Where's Jad?
01:40Where's Jad?
01:40Where's Jad?
01:41No one cares!
01:42To kick off our Gogglebox fan favourites, we simply couldn't go past...
01:46The worst piece of absolute, unadulterated, psychological shit.
01:52I'm excited for this one.
01:54Bailey's and Babs!
01:55Fill it up.
01:55Keep going.
01:56Just take it easy.
01:57Keep going, Woody.
01:58Keep going.
01:59Cannot wait for this.
02:00I've thought about it pretty much every morning.
02:03You need to get a job.
02:04And back in 2019, the biggest reality show in the country brought some of the most memorable
02:09faces to our screens.
02:10And all of our participants are preparing to gather for one final dinner party.
02:16Oh, it's the reunion.
02:17We're getting the band back together.
02:20That's right.
02:20This episode sees the return of all your favourite...
02:23I can't wait!
02:25Like, I'm just so excited!
02:26Uh, let's rephrase that.
02:28All the participants.
02:29There's weather event Cyrel.
02:31World Wind Cyrel.
02:32Cyclone.
02:33The Tornado.
02:34Cyclone.
02:35Earthquake.
02:35Okay, moving on.
02:37Because also at the final dinner party is...
02:39Oh, there's Bitchface.
02:41She looks like a Turkish wrestler, covered in oil.
02:44The dinner is served.
02:46Here comes the phone.
02:47To fully appreciate this dinner party, it helps to understand the 40 plus episodes of conflict
02:53that have led to this moment.
02:54I want to go down there.
02:55No, no, no.
02:57Because this is going to be absolute UFC.
02:58In summary, Innes can't stand Sam.
03:01Sam can't stand Liz and Innes.
03:03Liz can't stand Sam and Innes.
03:05Martha can't stand Cyrel.
03:07Nick and Tamara can't stand Dan.
03:09No one can stand Jess, which Jess can't understand.
03:12Cyrel can't stand anyone.
03:14And after a few more of these, she won't be able to stand.
03:17She's going to give that champagne a good nudge.
03:20We've got liftoff in five.
03:22Getting fuelled up.
03:24Four.
03:24Let's have another drink.
03:26Three.
03:26What's she drinking now?
03:28Two.
03:29Have another drink.
03:30One.
03:30My hoo-ha is for Elmo and Jeff to your husband.
03:35Oh, Cyrel.
03:37Hey!
03:37Oh my God.
03:39I'm going to pour my drink on her.
03:41Yes?
03:41That's a good idea.
03:42Please do get up and do it.
03:44I want you to do it.
03:45Go!
03:47She's shit.
03:48She's going to do it.
03:48Do it!
03:49Woo!
03:50Woo!
03:51Go!
03:51Ask me nicely.
03:53Oh my God!
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh my God!
03:58Are you shitting?
03:59No!
04:00Oh my God!
04:01He's all alive!
04:02Oh my God!
04:03He's on!
04:04It's a puncher!
04:05Oh my God, no!
04:07Oh!
04:07No!
04:09There's a puncher!
04:10Babe, relax!
04:11Cuts, cuts, relax, please!
04:13Oh my God!
04:14Oh my God!
04:15Shit!
04:15Shit!
04:17Crazy!
04:18I love this shit!
04:20Yeah!
04:22Really base and rudimentary behaviour.
04:26What it feels like to me is being the Year 9 coordinator and having
04:29these two 15-year-old girls in your office and you're trying to sort out this stupid shit.
04:34Well, there was plenty more of that to sort out as the whining continued for...
04:39The final day of the experiment.
04:42Oh, yes!
04:43Hooray!
04:43Mishkar Allah!
04:46Thank you!
04:47In this episode, they all get together to reflect and exchange ideas in what can only
04:53be described as a kind of maths debate.
04:55I think groups of women under pressure don't cope as well as groups of men under pressure.
05:00Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:03Oh my God!
05:05Oh my God!
05:05Oh my God!
05:06There's differences between men and women.
05:08Oh, come on!
05:08Shut your mouth!
05:09Mike's got the worst case of fooling mouth than I've ever seen.
05:13A matriarchy and a patriarchy are two different things entirely.
05:15Everyone's sinking into their seats like this.
05:18Don't mistake that.
05:19These girls have fallen apart and the men haven't.
05:22Look at her faces!
05:23She looks like an emu!
05:24Maybe this just doesn't speak to their biology.
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:29I feel sick.
05:30I feel stained.
05:32It's time for me to go slip.
05:34In the race to become the least popular person on television, Mike passes the baton to Jess,
05:39who sprints to the finish.
05:41Let's get up Dan and Jess.
05:42Dan and Jess!
05:43Oh my God!
05:45She looks like little Bo Peep.
05:47Jessica dumped her first husband, Mick, to try things on with Dan.
05:51I'm really happy.
05:52But as Dan's about to learn, he wasn't even her first choice second husband.
05:56That was another guy called Nick.
05:58Let's take a look at how it all unfolded.
06:01I'm excited!
06:03Yes, I do find Nick very attractive.
06:08I am sexually attracted to Nick.
06:11So Dan was third run off the ladder.
06:13Oh my God!
06:14She freaking just leapfrogged.
06:17Your legs are like 7-Eleven.
06:19They're open for business 24-7.
06:20Oh!
06:23I love it!
06:24Tyrell, if I wanted your opinion on Kiki Kennel.
06:27Kiki Kennel.
06:29Does it get any better than this?
06:31Probably not.
06:32So that's a good note to end on.
06:35Oh my God.
06:36It is done.
06:37We've been released.
06:38We can now start going out and leading normal lives.
06:41That was the best show ever.
06:43Like, best show.
06:46Hello?
06:47Don't wake her up.
06:58Where's the baby?
06:59Come on.
07:00Trixie.
07:01Oh, you look terrible.
07:04Oh, don't be mean to her.
07:05I can't look at her.
07:06Why?
07:07It's so unattractive.
07:09The cone of shame.
07:10If I got a big olive, she'd be like a martini glass.
07:14Look.
07:15Fan favourites come in all shapes and sizes.
07:18And back in 2018, one of the biggest fan favourites came from a Friday night lifestyle
07:23program on the ABC.
07:24Oh, gardening in Australia.
07:26Yeah.
07:27This looks boring.
07:28In the nursing home, they'd love it.
07:30Oh.
07:30Good morning.
07:31Gardening Australia might have the best host on Australian TV.
07:35G'day Gardening.
07:36Oh, sick Costa.
07:38What a beard.
07:39This guy's the real life agro-cartoon connection.
07:42Each week, Costa...
07:43Wait, that's not...
07:44Oh, there he is.
07:46And his merry band of sidekicks talk us through all things garden.
07:50It's called One Bed Veg.
07:52Who is this guy?
07:53That is a fashion set-up.
07:55He looks like he's drawn from the era that burnt witches.
07:57Garden people are weird, hey?
07:59Yes, I love them.
08:01Why do some variegated plants lose their variegation?
08:04Sometimes that variegated...
08:05Sorry, but these people...
08:07This is quite an interesting question.
08:10I ask that question all the time.
08:11Why do they?
08:12Some plants lose their variegation.
08:15Can you imagine a dinner party at his place?
08:17You never know, he might surprise you.
08:19One of the most useful products I find in the garden is pantyhose.
08:23What?
08:24I'm using pantyhose to protect jackfruit from...
08:27I hope he's just pulled out a stocking from his wife's drawer and cut it in half and he's
08:31like, look, you can hide your bananas in here.
08:34They burst, release their seed into the pantyhose...
08:37What?
08:37So the pantyhose catches seed?
08:39Mate, he's doing IVF for plants.
08:41This man's totally insane.
08:43Sorry, Jane.
08:44Took your stockings again.
08:45A weird word of the week from the garden.
08:47Here's Leo Sayer.
08:48Fecund.
08:49What?
08:49Big pardon?
08:50What did he just say to us?
08:52Fecund.
08:53Fecund.
08:53Fecund.
08:54I think someone called me that in the car the other day.
08:57Body Fecund wouldn't turn right.
08:59And the meaning is highly fertile.
09:01Like Millie.
09:06What?
09:08For context, our West Australian annual wildflowers are highly fecund.
09:14Hi, I'm Isabelle, I'm highly fecund.
09:15That should be my new Tinder profile.
09:18What a ripper.
09:18Fecund off.
09:21I never thought Gardening Australia could be so funny.
09:25You are both disgusting.
09:27Next, we meet a bloke totally, unquestionably besotted with peonies.
09:34What?
09:35With what?
09:36What did he just say?
09:37With peonies.
09:38Peonies?
09:39Peonies.
09:40I've been growing peonies for about 20 years now.
09:43He's a peony grower.
09:45Peonies are so special to me because...
09:49Yes, we know.
09:52Oh my gosh.
09:53There are three main types of peonies.
09:55I love big ones.
09:56I love small ones.
09:57I love red ones.
09:58I love touching peonies.
09:59I love smelling peonies.
10:01You will never be disappointed.
10:03I've never been disappointed by any peony I've seen.
10:07I have a peony in my garden and it refuses to flower.
10:10Don't you hate it when your peony won't flower?
10:14Listen, now stop that.
10:15This is an unbelievable, exceptional peony.
10:19Oh, the butter.
10:20The butter, the butter.
10:22The butter.
10:22Peonies can be brought inside and you can enjoy the pleasure inside.
10:26You can enjoy it in your bedroom.
10:27You'll look over the fence and enjoy your neighbour's peony.
10:29The more I learn, the more I'm still attracted to these beautiful peonies.
10:38What the hell?
10:41I'd love to come over to your place sometime and check out all your peonies.
10:51Look, this is a serious gardening show, so it's time to get our minds off peonies.
10:56Here's Sophie and she's holding a great big...
10:59Here we go.
11:00Oh, for God's sake.
11:01How can she not laugh?
11:03Holding a great big phallus.
11:04Cause she hasn't got a mind like you.
11:07Look, I can barely fit my hand around it.
11:10Okay, moving on.
11:12Pumpkins.
11:13Surely there's nothing about a pumpkin that could possibly...
11:15Oh, come on now.
11:18You can't have something that size and shape in a shed out the back.
11:22We're down near my pumpkin patch.
11:24You wouldn't go nearer a pumpkin patch, I'm telling you.
11:26Forget it.
11:28I thought that was going to be the most boring show of all time,
11:31but in some ways it was delightfully awkward.
11:33Come on, there's a lot of people that love watching the garden show.
11:37I can see why.
11:39Why?
11:40Cause they can't bring themselves to watch porn, so this is the next next time.
11:43The best thing.
11:54It's actually so funny, whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant,
11:56and then we see a table that aren't Asian, ordering food,
12:01we're always a fried rice.
12:03What do we normally get?
12:04Special fried rice.
12:05Yes.
12:06Spring rolls.
12:07You like the spring rolls.
12:08Lemon chicken.
12:09Lemon chicken.
12:10Yes.
12:11Steak and black bean.
12:12The black bean sauce thing.
12:13That's what we get really, isn't it?
12:14Yep.
12:15And it's beautiful.
12:16Aw.
12:17Cooking shows have always been a fan favourite on Gogglebox,
12:21and in 2022 there was one in particular that really hit the spot.
12:25The best dishes in the world aren't made by Michelin star chefs in fancy kitchens.
12:30Yeah, it's made by me at home.
12:32Ah, no.
12:33According to host Dan Hong, it can be found in the streets.
12:36In this series we're gonna hit the streets.
12:38Street food.
12:39Yes.
12:40On the street, baby.
12:42Yum.
12:42How good is street food?
12:43Nah.
12:43None of this fine food stuff.
12:45Get in your thongs, get in the streets.
12:51The streets with Dong.
12:54Dan Hong.
12:55One of my favourite chefs.
12:56He looks like Jeff Hugel.
12:57He does, hey.
12:58Do you know Dan Hong?
13:00Contrary to most belief, I don't know every Asian out there.
13:03Nearly every culture has their own version of the meatball.
13:06We've got kofta.
13:07I'm talking about the iconic kofta.
13:09Kofta!
13:11I told you, kofta!
13:12I'm eating kofta!
13:13You're eating kofta!
13:14I'm eating kofta!
13:15Hey, don't touch my kofta!
13:17Kofta?
13:17Kofta!
13:18Kofta!
13:19Isn't it the kofta?
13:20Or kofta.
13:21It's kofta!
13:22Not kofta!
13:23It's kofta!
13:24Also known as kofta.
13:25Or kofta.
13:26I think I've been calling kofta once in a while.
13:29So we're starting with some lamb mince.
13:31Don't this up, Dan!
13:33Dan, I swear to God, don't!
13:34I'm gonna add a big pinch of salt.
13:37Oh my God!
13:38That is like snow on and out.
13:40That's normal, Mum.
13:41That's taste cake.
13:42That's the missing ingredient.
13:44So what we're gonna do is make some little sausage shapes.
13:47Don't do them in balls.
13:48Put them on a skewer, Dan!
13:49So I'm just gonna make five or six.
13:51You're doing the chunky small ones!
13:52Put them on a skewer!
13:53And then we can start frying these bad boys.
13:55Put them in a skewer, Dan!
13:58Oh, baby!
13:59Mmm!
14:00Oh yeah!
14:01I like that!
14:01No!
14:02So we might be able to do this later.
14:04Yeah, it's like a risal.
14:05It's simple!
14:06Dad, you always say that everything is easy.
14:09The only thing you can make is a pasta.
14:10Just keep quiet, Ethan!
14:13Why are you building it like the Egyptian pyramids?
14:16Lebanese, they love lemon.
14:17We're not Turkish!
14:18You don't put the lemon on it!
14:19You better have some hummus, Dan.
14:22Where's the hummus?
14:23I can't watch this.
14:24We'd better move on.
14:25My dad saw this, he'd be losing it!
14:28Next is a Thai classic.
14:29Had krapow!
14:31Yum!
14:31Bang!
14:32Whack!
14:32Krapow!
14:33Pork or chicken with a sweet and spicy sauce?
14:36Nah.
14:36Oh, come on.
14:37Find out what's in there before you dismiss it.
14:39The garlic?
14:40Nah.
14:40And the chillies?
14:41Nah.
14:41The pork mince?
14:42Yeah.
14:42Snake beans?
14:44Nah.
14:44We've got some fish sauce?
14:45Fish sauce?
14:46Fish?
14:47Nah.
14:48Light soy sauce?
14:49No way.
14:49Dark soy sauce?
14:51Nah.
14:51Oyster sauce?
14:52Jesus Christ!
14:53See, I'd eat that, I'm going to make that another way.
14:55What's that so I can eat it?
14:56Yes!
14:56Without the garlic and chilli and those beans looking things.
15:00So, just pork mince?
15:01Yeah.
15:02I reckon that'd be really nice.
15:03It comes with rice.
15:04Nah, I don't want rice.
15:05How about an egg?
15:06The egg looks dead.
15:08Should be dead.
15:09Now I want to make that tomorrow.
15:10Nah, I want to make the other one first.
15:13Kapata, Kufa, what his name is.
15:15It's Kavta!
15:16Let's move on again.
15:17When you hear delicious street food, do you think?
15:20Asian.
15:21Italy.
15:21Indonesia.
15:22Germany.
15:23What?
15:23Germany loves their sausages.
15:26Currywurst.
15:26We love our sausages.
15:28We love our currywurst.
15:29Oh, we love our currywurst.
15:31I've got these two snacks here.
15:33Why is that sausage so white?
15:35It's German.
15:36That's why it's thick and it's a mouthful.
15:40I've got some hot chips.
15:42Those sausages look gross.
15:44Oh.
15:44Curry powder.
15:45We've seen three meals and this is the whitest meal you've ever seen.
15:49You know what's even better than this?
15:51The same thing on a stick.
15:53Oh.
15:54I'm just going to insert.
15:55Oh.
15:55Oh.
15:56Chopsticks from the bottom.
15:58Oh.
15:58I actually sold a few catheters today.
16:01Into the batter.
16:02You know I look at that and all I think is like oh my god.
16:06You can see it's nicely coated.
16:12It's going to coat.
16:14Oh.
16:16There you go big boy.
16:17Woo.
16:18Look how big it's gotten though.
16:20You always say that.
16:21But this actually smells.
16:24No this is too easy.
16:26This is too easy three gays.
16:27This is a stitch off.
16:34Is this like a tutorial?
16:37Wow.
16:38Did you?
16:39Look at it the size of your mouth.
16:43Mate.
16:44Really good.
16:44His jaw is going to lock.
16:47Okay I probably won't be making that for the missus.
16:51Because she's going to look at that.
16:53You'd love it.
16:53And she's going to look at this.
16:54And she's going to go.
16:55I'm moving to Germany.
16:56Yeah.
17:08It's like that.
17:10At The Silbury's, Kerry is discussing her new male friend.
17:14Do you like him?
17:14I like him a lot.
17:16So.
17:16What do you do all day?
17:18We talk about art.
17:19And painting.
17:20He's a painter.
17:21What do they do all night?
17:23I mean.
17:23She was still in bed at 9 o'clock this morning.
17:25But the good thing is that Mum's so deaf
17:27she wouldn't hear anything anyway.
17:29Oh, that's a blessing.
17:30What was that? I missed it.
17:32There you go.
17:34During the second year of Gogglebox,
17:36we caught up with the return of Australia's favourite Renault show.
17:39The block is back.
17:41Yeah, the block.
17:42You're on the block.
17:43The block is back.
17:45Oh!
17:45You are on the block.
17:47The block, the block, the block.
17:48I didn't even know it ended.
17:50The final of this won't be until Boxing Day
17:52and they'll call it Bloxing Day.
17:54Bloxing Day auctions.
17:55And one episode became an instant fan favourite.
18:00Everyone's renovating a bathroom
18:02and much of the drama centred on older contestant Dan.
18:05We've got a problem here, buddy.
18:07There's graffiti all over your wall.
18:08As with all contestants,
18:10Dan must have his room approved by Keith, the foreman.
18:13This is a sandpit.
18:16After pointing out the floors in contestant Dan's screed floor,
18:20foreman Keith goes to see his assistant foreman, also called Dan,
18:24to check for floors in another contestant's screed floor.
18:27We had to get Dan and Keith to OK the screed before they could waterproof.
18:31Why is Dan there?
18:32I'm confused.
18:32Is there another Dan?
18:33I don't know.
18:34Dan the contestant.
18:35Dan the...
18:36What is he called?
18:37Foreman.
18:37And Dan's just measured the finished floor level of where the screed is.
18:41He...
18:41Yes.
18:42Dan.
18:43He's a contestant.
18:44No!
18:45Got to get the all clear from Keith and Dan.
18:47Oh, that's Dan.
18:49Which one's Keith?
18:51So today's D-Day for Dan.
18:53Keith and Dan confront Dan about the time Dan is taking
18:56to fix the floor Keith found in his floor.
18:59Now the three men, two of whom are four men,
19:02argue whether the floor men can fix the flawed floor
19:05before the lower floor needs to fix their ceiling,
19:07which both foremen, including Dan, point out is Dan's floor.
19:11Who are you?
19:12Dan.
19:13Who's his name, Dan?
19:14Oh, no, yeah.
19:15Yeah, the old bloke.
19:15He'd better get his arse into gear.
19:17Loved-up couple Julia and Sasha, meanwhile,
19:20are having troubles of their own.
19:22They discover an issue with their puddle flange.
19:24Puddle flange.
19:25Their flange, you've got to watch the flange.
19:29That's an awful word.
19:30Just the great word.
19:32The flange.
19:32The flange.
19:33That's the flange.
19:35The puddle flange isn't waterproof properly.
19:37Just watch your flange.
19:38Look out.
19:39It's a bit uneven there.
19:40You can get your hand in the flange.
19:42Yeah, it doesn't fit properly.
19:44It was just problem after problem.
19:46And the girls are worried about their flange.
19:48Can't you put some filler in it?
19:50In the flange?
19:51Yeah.
20:11Good with the fingers.
20:13Some of our sauciest fan favourites...
20:15Oh, my God!
20:17..have come from reality dating shows.
20:19Oh, my God!
20:20Like the time we tuned in for...
20:22Oh, my God!
20:23..the highbrow Aussie version of Love Island.
20:26Oh, my God!
20:28Imagine Holly on Love Island.
20:30Oh, my God!
20:31With a wedgie!
20:33And the thing is,
20:34I reckon I'll be picking it the whole time.
20:36Holly!
20:37You know how last week we thought we'd hit the rock bottom
20:39of Australian TV?
20:41We were just halfway there, my friend.
20:43OK, well, how about the time we tuned in to another fan fave
20:46that was all about a classic tale of romance?
20:49What is this?
20:50It's the age-old story of Americans who find a partner online,
20:53then travel overseas to meet them in person for the first time
20:57and, whilst there, decide whether or not to perform
21:00the grand romantic gesture of applying for a K-1 non-immigrant visa
21:04for a fiancé under the International Marriage Broker Regulation Act of 2005.
21:10Beautiful.
21:12That's right, it's...
21:1390-day fiancé.
21:16Wow, I'm excited.
21:18To meet our first pair of star-crossed lovers,
21:20we're off to the traditional city of love.
21:23Manila.
21:24This is crazy!
21:25Oh, no.
21:26Today's my first day in Manila with Rose.
21:29Oh, my God!
21:30Oh, my God!
21:31I want to lose your card.
21:37Oh, Jesus.
21:39Rosemary and Ed.
21:40What do you think Rose sees in Ed?
21:43How much is that all?
21:44House of Land package in San Diego.
21:46I don't know if that's an assumption you should make.
21:49Keep the change.
21:50Mick, excuse me, she's about 19 and he's 54.
21:53Come on.
21:54My family's from the Philippines,
21:55and I'm telling you now, I know what this is about.
21:58This is the way to get to the US.
22:00I wonder what the exchange is.
22:02I can tell you what it is.
22:04This is just a racist cultural cliché.
22:07No, it's definitely a love story,
22:10just like our next couple.
22:12Oh, my God!
22:13Look at this pair!
22:14Oh, role reversal.
22:16I've been in Nigeria for a few days with my fiancée, Usman.
22:19Oh, my God!
22:20She looks like she's adopted him on, like, a trip now he's growing up.
22:24We are staying in a hotel so we can have some privacy.
22:26Do they have sex?
22:27I bet they do.
22:29Oh, gross.
22:29I know, man.
22:30I'm trying to wait as well.
22:31Okay, well, if that's too much, let's just head back to Manila.
22:34My God, I forgot about this pair.
22:36He is a happy couple.
22:38He looks like Violet when she ate a blueberry in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
22:42Well, get ready for this blueberry to put a cherry on top of tonight's date.
22:46So there's a test that you can take.
22:47A test?
22:48Yeah, a test.
22:48It's a test.
22:50Fidelity test.
22:51Elijah, take the test.
22:53STD.
22:55It's a great way to start off, too.
22:58Look at the face, aren't I?
22:59Like, you can tell when an Asian gets angry.
23:01Like, I always know when Mum's about to whack me and feather duster.
23:04Her eyes go like...
23:04Oh, yeah, it's the eyes.
23:05I bet him.
23:07Bet him.
23:08Bet him.
23:08Who?
23:09Leave him.
23:10Get out while you can, girl.
23:11For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
23:15Look, at the end of the day, he's not going to put his neck out on the line.
23:17All right, moving on.
23:18Because in 2018, we fell in love with one of our favourite finales, the conclusion to
23:23the Honey Badger, Nick Cummins' love story in...
23:26The Badjula.
23:28The Badjula.
23:29Get it?
23:29The Badjula.
23:30Get it?
23:31Yes, Honey Badger.
23:32Badjula.
23:33Badjula.
23:34Get it?
23:35Holy truth.
23:36Talk about rollercoaster rods.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:38He looks like once a jolly swagman.
23:40This has been challenging.
23:42It's been insane.
23:42Hello.
23:43I've got absolutely no shoulders.
23:47How are you doing today?
23:48Is one of these amazing girls going to be the...
23:51Future Mrs Honey Badger.
23:52Actually, Mrs Honey Badger sounds like a porn name, doesn't it?
23:55Yeah, best not to go with Mrs Honey Badger.
23:57How about...
23:58The Badgers found the beaver.
24:00Let's just go with Nick's choosing his girlfriend.
24:03So, who's left?
24:03Brittany and Sophie.
24:04Which ones are they?
24:05Describe them, because I don't know.
24:07Sophie Blonde, Brittany Brunette.
24:09Ah.
24:09Let's start with the blonde.
24:11Harry High Pants.
24:13What is going on?
24:15High-waisted shorts.
24:16They're trendy.
24:17They're around the neck.
24:18Don't worry.
24:18They won't be there for long.
24:21Hello, hello.
24:23Oh, we've gone in.
24:25Shut up, Mum.
24:26After a quick blow-dry, it's off to a rug, in time for Sophie to open up.
24:30I literally evaluate myself.
24:32Shit, Sophie's putting it out there.
24:33I'm obviously falling, like, in love with you.
24:37Now he's going to have to kiss her to shut her up.
24:40Talking's not my specialty.
24:42Kissing ears.
24:43The next night, and the rug is now a couch, and we pick up the I love yous with Brittany.
24:48I'm falling in love with you.
24:49Everyone throws around the love word like it's a freaking lollipop or something.
24:54What?
24:55He's not into her.
24:57What's he doing?
24:57Oh, no, he's doing closed-mouth kiss.
25:00Cow's bum.
25:01Cow's bum?
25:02Like cat's bum, I mean.
25:04A cow's bum.
25:04Imagine a cow's bum.
25:08Decision time.
25:09You reckon he's going to go blonde or brunette?
25:11I reckon he's going to go blonde.
25:13Oh, look at that bum.
25:15Holy shit on toast.
25:17Yeah, he's choosing Sophie.
25:19Sophie, 100%.
25:20I think she's the best choice.
25:23Here we go.
25:24So whoever gets out first is the loser.
25:27There's going to be Darkhead Girl.
25:29Brittany's gone.
25:31Here we go.
25:32The tie's flat at the back.
25:37Oh!
25:39No, not brief!
25:41I'm not able to wholeheartedly commit to you.
25:44Do you want a root, though?
25:46Well, it wouldn't be The Bachelor without a happy ending.
25:49We've just hit the agony.
25:50It's almost time for the ecstasy, Simon.
25:51This is like the good bit.
25:52This is what makes Bachelor worth watching.
25:55It's a declaration of love.
25:56I've developed strong feelings for you, Brittany.
25:58Say love her.
25:58You have to.
25:59It's part of your contract to say I love you.
26:01You're an amazing woman.
26:02And I love you.
26:03When I say those three words...
26:06Say it.
26:07I wouldn't really mean it.
26:10Listen to this music.
26:11It's just...
26:12It's just lifting.
26:14Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
26:23I love you.
26:25I can't give 100% of me to you.
26:31What?
26:34What?
26:36What?
26:37What?
26:38What?
26:39What the...
26:41This time has come to an end and let you go.
26:45What?
26:46What?
26:46He hasn't picked anyone.
26:54The only thing more tragic than a broken heart is two broken hearts.
26:59You didn't pick me either.
27:01I didn't pick nobody.
27:03Oh, this is bloody funny shit, man.
27:05He's got to be very lost.
27:07I feel sorry for him.
27:09Five minutes ago, these women said,
27:10here's the best thing that ever walks the faith.
27:12Now, they're flipped the size.
27:14Oh, he's emotionally unstable.
27:15I don't know what he's looking for.
27:16Well, obviously, it's not you.
27:19Trudging.
27:20That's a trudge.
27:20Mate, how long until this becomes a meme?
27:23I like him.
27:24Take your clothes off and go in the water.
27:39And I was in the bathroom with me.
27:41That's hilarious.
27:42One of the other secretaries.
27:45Someone went to the loo.
27:47Hand what I'm saying.
27:48And I'm just talking to your arse.
27:50I know.
27:54Over the years, we've learned heaps from TV.
27:56From docos about the life of humans...
27:59I don't think there's a greater joy
28:00than your firstborn baby.
28:02Making Holly feel pretty good.
28:03No, no, no.
28:04To docos about the life of...
28:05Marcus!
28:06Yes!
28:07Can I get a big cuddle like that?
28:09No.
28:10It was one of our youngest goggle boxes...
28:12Kangaroo!
28:13Not kangaroo.
28:14What's that?
28:14Dude!
28:15..that was always a fan fave...
28:17Look at that!
28:18..when it came to learning about animals.
28:20Bolthins.
28:21It's a whale.
28:22How does it feel to be corrected by a four-year-old?
28:24Not nice.
28:25And the learnings continued in 2023,
28:27with a fan-favourite moment involving a...
28:30Wow!
28:31Look at me!
28:32We've got a cow here that is obviously going to carve...
28:37Oh, don't tell me you're going to put your hand up.
28:38We're just going to help.
28:40What?
28:40Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:41Maybe take your bracelets off first, right?
28:43She's doing it with 5,000 bangles on her arm.
28:46She used to have 5,001 bangles on her arm.
28:49Cow walk around all here and jangling them.
28:50He's been on the way a little while.
28:52Oh, ho!
28:53What?
28:54Come on.
28:55Oh, my goodness!
28:58It's having a baby!
29:00Do you want me to block your eyes?
29:05Look how shocked he is.
29:06He's in shock!
29:10Is that the cow's vagina or no?
29:11Let's see, do you really know where babies come from?
29:14In the bone!
29:15Yeah!
29:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
29:29Hello!
29:30Can you bring an ice cube over here, please?
29:33Don't throw it!
29:35Oh!
29:37Holly!
29:39Holly!
29:40Mum and mum!
29:47Oh, my God, that's my good glass, too!
29:50I've just raised a family of dickheads.
29:53From breaking glass to breaking records,
29:56in 2024, Holly Dalton gave us a memorable fan-fave moment
30:00during the quiz show...
30:02The 1% Club!
30:03I love this show!
30:04We've got 100 plays!
30:06All right, here we go.
30:07This is the 90% question.
30:10All right, we should all get this right.
30:12Mia doesn't want to lose this game of noughts and crosses.
30:16Where should she place her next cross?
30:18You've got to, like...
30:20Your brain really has to think.
30:21What do you mean?
30:22It's noughts and crosses.
30:23B.
30:23Let's have a look at the answer.
30:25B.
30:26Easy shit, honestly.
30:28Oh, my God!
30:31The title of which popular song is indicated here?
30:35Eye of the Tiger.
30:36Eye of the Tiger!
30:38Can anyone tell me the band who played it?
30:39Who cares?
30:40What number would be next?
30:43Ooh!
30:46Huh?
30:47I reckon it'll be 398.
30:50398!
30:51398!
30:52Look at Holly go!
30:53That is so good!
30:54I'm so proud of you, Holly!
30:56Why are you being so condescending as if I don't know anything?
30:59Which of these couples gets completely consumed by Valentine's Day?
31:04What is this question?
31:06This is hurting my brain.
31:08Okay, so I think that Valentine's Day, if you spell it...
31:13Stephen Laney spells Valentine's Day.
31:16Stephen Laney!
31:17You're on it, Holly!
31:18Stephen Laney, it is an anagram of Valentine's Day...
31:22Anagram Holly!
31:23We're actually learning how you think, Holly.
31:26This is the 5% question.
31:30What three-letter word is missing from this unusual list?
31:37I don't know!
31:40So these are planets.
31:41So Neptune is the last one.
31:43What?
31:44Do you get it, Mum?
31:45No.
31:45Uranus!
31:46Mercury!
31:47Neptune!
31:48Oh!
31:49Where's Earth?
31:51A-R-T.
31:51A-R-T.
31:53Time is up.
31:53What's the answer?
31:55The answer is...
31:56Ah!
31:59I've got an absolute one in a billion!
32:02Oh!
32:03Oh, my God!
32:04How does that mind work?
32:06You are the last two players standing,
32:08which means you both have a shot at the 1% question.
32:11Okay, you're the 1%, Holly!
32:13No, pressure.
32:13Let's not talk.
32:14Bonnie is planning a heist.
32:16In a coded message, she instructs her accomplice
32:19about which type of escape vehicle to bring.
32:22What?
32:25I can literally see their brains calculating.
32:32Um, a sports car?
32:34Helicopter.
32:35Well, it says boat there.
32:36Gazebo.
32:37A top.
32:38Oh!
32:38I think she could be on it!
32:41Time is up.
32:42Shh!
32:43No, no, no.
32:44Now I'm freaking out.
32:45The answer is boat.
32:47Boat!
32:47Boat!
32:48Boat!
32:50You absolute weirder!
32:53That's amazing that you can see that.
32:55That is amazing!
32:56People think, like, when they see things, they go,
33:00oh, that's it.
33:01It must be something like that.
33:02Whereas my brain's like, let's really think about it.
33:06Let's really work...
33:07I don't think you think before you speak half the time.
33:09Yeah.
33:09No, I don't.
33:10We've been looking for 20-something years,
33:12and now we've found it.
33:26What's that?
33:27Our wedding invite.
33:28Our wedding invite.
33:28Oh, wow.
33:29Is this for me, or do I get to bring a partner?
33:31No, this is for you.
33:32This is for you.
33:33There's no plus one.
33:34No plus one.
33:34There's no plus one.
33:36Who's your plus one?
33:37To put your mystery plus one on,
33:39it means someone's not getting invited that we actually know.
33:43In 2017, we witnessed one of our favourite gogglebox moments.
33:47Got to sit down and watch the news.
33:49It's Happy Gay Day.
33:50Australia votes yes to marriage equality.
33:53Yes!
33:54Yes, yes, yes, yes.
33:55Yeah, amazing day today.
33:56Good evening.
33:57Welcome to the project.
33:58Look, it's all rainbows.
34:00God, it's such a beautiful day.
34:02Here is how it all played out.
34:03For the national result, yes responses, 7,817,247,
34:09representing 61.6% of clear responses.
34:13I just can't believe it.
34:14I actually felt proud today.
34:15Me too.
34:16I'm proud to be Australian today.
34:19It has brought happiness to a lot of people.
34:22Now my brother can get married if he wants to,
34:24my cousins, all some of our favouritest people in the world
34:28can get married.
34:28I think it was interesting because it felt like
34:30a really terrible process had delivered
34:32a really tremendous moment.
34:33This is just 50 years of pent-up shame and shit.
34:38And finally today, you know, that whole fear
34:41that everyone hates you and doesn't accept you
34:44is not true.
34:45Magda Zurbanski joins us now from Sydney.
34:48She's been a great spokesperson.
34:50When I think of the Yes campaign, I think of her.
34:53She must be over the moon.
34:54I feel like I've been run over by a big gay rainbow truck,
34:57but very happy.
34:57Don't you just love her?
34:59We are your brothers, your sisters, your friends,
35:01and I love the fact that it's actually been
35:03such a unifying thing.
35:04Oh, my God.
35:05That's you.
35:05I think that's me.
35:06It's you.
35:07I thought you said you were by yourself.
35:10So instead you're getting on with a hot copper.
35:12I was crying, standing there crying,
35:14and this policeman walked up to me and goes,
35:17we're all here for you, and gave me a cuddle.
35:20That was very nice.
35:24It's a very joyful moment.
35:25Thank you, all of you.
35:26And the party continued in 2023 for a small,
35:30underrepresented, and often vilified group of Australians,
35:33soccer fans.
35:35When over 4 million of us got behind the Matildas.
35:38Peely time, Peely time.
35:40In their World Cup quarterfinal clash with France.
35:43I'm nervous.
35:44Amazing scenes at the Brisbane Stadium.
35:46All the Aussies.
35:48A chance for Australia to venture
35:50where they have never been before.
35:51Let's go.
35:53Early on, the French looked strong.
35:55He's heading less on there.
35:56Opens the angle.
35:57Oh, my God.
35:59But the Matildas kept asking questions.
36:03Go, girls.
36:04And it's not cleared yet.
36:06Oh, what a save.
36:07But try as they might...
36:09A chance, Marivella.
36:10Oh!
36:11They couldn't break the French defence.
36:14Oh!
36:15With scores locked at nil all,
36:16it was time to bring out the big gun.
36:19Sam Kerr's in.
36:20The crowd's going to go berserk now.
36:21Yes!
36:22Woo!
36:23Sam Kerr, please score.
36:24Straight away into the action, Sam Kerr.
36:27Oh!
36:28Oh, you chillies!
36:29Zellie Carpenter, Russell!
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:33But after 120 minutes...
36:35Let's go into penalties.
36:37Penalty shootout, I think,
36:38is the most savage thing in world's order.
36:41So much pressure.
36:42And the first penalty of the shootout...
36:45Yes!
36:46Come on!
36:47It was a strong start for the Tillys.
36:49Yeah!
36:50Listen to the crowd!
36:53But Lebleu fought back.
36:54Straight is number seven.
36:56It was a superb save.
36:57The two teams went goal for goal
37:00in the longest shootout in World Cup history.
37:03And she sends it right.
37:05In your face!
37:06But then it all came down to this.
37:09They are on the brink.
37:10Come on!
37:11Come on, come on, come on, come on!
37:12The weight of the nation is on your shoulders, baby!
37:16I don't want to watch this.
37:18We're going to have a frickin' anxiety attack.
37:19From the spot, she sends it straight up through!
37:22Ah!
37:23Oh, my goodness!
37:25She's got it!
37:26I hate feeling these.
37:26It is!
37:27Hold your breath!
37:29The World Cup is now just two steps away!
37:32They made it!
37:33They fuckin' made it!
37:34The Matildas, for the first time,
37:36are going to a World Cup semi-final!
37:39Yeah!
37:40We got it!
37:40It's not football!
37:41Sucker!
37:42Get off me!
37:43Like, the Matildas have been able to do something
37:45that no other sporting team has ever been able to do.
37:48Get me interested in a sport.
38:03At Nick and Milo's, the isolation is taking its toll.
38:07All right, you ready?
38:07Mm-hmm.
38:09Let's go on straight in the bin.
38:12In 2020, something big happened, which meant we were all home in the Arvo.
38:17Times are desperate, Keith.
38:18And we fell in love with our favourite daytime drama.
38:21The Bold and the Beautiful!
38:22You know that this year has been a scooter to the ankle when you're watching Bold and
38:26the Beautiful.
38:33I've been watching Bold and the Beautiful since I was born.
38:37If you haven't seen the show before, it used to be like Brooke and Rich get married.
38:41One girl is sleeping with another man's husband.
38:44Brooke and Rich get divorced.
38:45The worst acting of all time.
38:46Brooke and Rich get married.
38:47They go through affair plots like toilet paper.
38:49Brooke and Rich get divorced.
38:51Speaking of Brooke...
38:52What the hell is this?
38:53What the hell is it?
38:53Brooke!
38:54It's the same actress.
38:56They've been there for 32 years.
38:58Rich, please, let me explain.
39:00The last time I saw it, she was married to Ridge.
39:02No, she's married to him now.
39:03Who's he?
39:04That is Ridge, but he used to be played by a different actor.
39:07How could they have changed Ridge?
39:09It's a Ridge too far.
39:10You kiss Spencer.
39:11Oh, so she slept with someone.
39:12She's in the fear.
39:13You know how I feel about this guy?
39:15Guys, why is there so many people in the same room?
39:17Why is everyone standing and watching?
39:19Exactly.
39:19I'm sorry.
39:20No one's walking around.
39:21I don't know what to say to you anymore.
39:22What's Colonel Sanders doing in the background?
39:24Ridge, I was going to tell you.
39:25When?
39:26I wonder what they say to the ones that aren't talking.
39:28Just try and keep making faces.
39:30Bell was just trying to be a friend.
39:31The troubled look.
39:33You have to pretend you smell something really bad.
39:42You're going to explain it and everything's going to be how it was.
39:44It's not going to be how it was.
39:45Do you have any strepsils?
39:48Everything's changed now.
39:50Oh dear Flanford, I just need something real quick.
39:53We've overcome so many things.
39:56My forehead still doesn't move.
39:58She's like one of those puppets where the bottom lip just moves.
40:01You know how much I love you.
40:03I was in a very vulnerable state.
40:06Shield behind hasn't said a word yet.
40:08Put your head down.
40:08Quick, put your head down.
40:09And it hurts me.
40:10See?
40:11See?
40:11That's what she does.
40:12She does that.
40:13You are who he wants.
40:14He doesn't want me.
40:15And cue.
40:17It didn't seem to go down again.
40:19Brooke was upset, so I listened to her.
40:22Bang!
40:22Oh yeah!
40:23Oh my God!
40:25Yes!
40:26Ah!
40:26Betrayed your wife.
40:27Betrayed your sister.
40:28Betrayed the nine people in this room.
40:30Everyone's down here.
40:31Don't ask me why there's nine people in this room.
40:33I don't know any of them.
40:37I haven't watched this show in 20 years.
40:39And I feel like I haven't missed a thing.
40:41We're going to have to watch her do it.
40:43This is it mate.
40:44This is our new life now.
40:45This is our new life.
40:46I think I'll be busy tomorrow afternoon.
40:57When you think of Greece, what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
41:00Zeus.
41:01Olives.
41:02The economy is absolutely crumbling.
41:04Greek wrestling.
41:05Yogurt.
41:05The Coliseum.
41:07Mine's Tony Mockbell.
41:08The Greeks love to tell you about the Greeks.
41:10Oh my God.
41:11Didn't the Greeks invent everything?
41:12We gave the world everything.
41:14Everything that the world has today.
41:16Us Greeks.
41:17It's going to be an hour of the Greeks claiming.
41:19We invented everything.
41:20That they made things that the lebs actually beat them to.
41:23We've given the world democracy.
41:25Sex.
41:27Language.
41:29I'm just trying to think what it.
41:31Um.
41:33And pap smears.
41:35And another thing we have the Greeks to thank for is the word podiatric.
41:38Podiatric?
41:39Are we talking feet?
41:40You got it.
41:41So time to check out everyone's favourite gross-out medical program.
41:45My feet are killing me!
41:46In this Foxtel medical series, surgeons take on extreme examples of problem feet.
41:52Oh, this is going to be so grim.
41:53My name is Chris and I'm here with my dad because he has the worst feet I've ever seen in
41:58my life.
41:59Please don't show us.
42:00No.
42:01If you're squeamish, you might want to look away now.
42:05Can't be that fat.
42:12Oh, please don't switch off.
42:14Bluey's up very soon.
42:15Holly taps out.
42:16Why are we watching this?
42:18This is the stuff they make you do in the interrogation room.
42:21Look, she's looking.
42:22How do you, how can you be okay with that?
42:23She loves it.
42:24It fascinates me.
42:26I remember when I was younger, he made me bite one off.
42:29What?
42:29He made his son bite one off?
42:31His son bite one off?
42:32This is going to require a surgery.
42:35How could I do that?
42:36How would you make a show like this?
42:38Good question.
42:39Here's our next patient.
42:40Why?
42:41Why?
42:41My name is Geoffrey Cox and my toes look horrible.
42:46Been there, big fella.
42:47Can't be as bad as Chief's feet.
42:49Give me a look.
42:51Oh!
42:52What are those?
42:54He's got a lot of fungus on his nails.
42:56Well, look at that.
42:57Put yourself back on.
42:59Put yourself back on.
42:59What can they do?
43:00Oh, if they were my toes, I would just consider amputation.
43:03Alright, here we go.
43:04Alright.
43:04Oh, no!
43:06Underneath the nail, you have a lot of stuff.
43:07The fungus there.
43:09Oh!
43:09My God!
43:11And it's moist.
43:12Don't say moist!
43:14I'm going to go ahead and dremel up these ones, okay?
43:16Get the chainsaw.
43:17You've got to grind down those nails.
43:19Oh!
43:20See, who watches this for a relaxing TV?
43:23Now that I've grounded down his toenails, it looks like a peak of normalcy.
43:28Now it's back to Basil and his crusty feet.
43:31Oh, no!
43:33Let's have a drink.
43:34God, you need something to watch this.
43:37Today's Basil surgery, I'm pretty concerned, but I think I have a pretty good solution.
43:41Nurse, grab me the angle grinder.
43:44The time has come.
43:44I don't want to look at these bloody feet again.
43:48Oh!
43:49Oh!
43:50They're turning it into cheddar now!
43:52The antiseptic that we're putting on the foot right now is like Cheetos.
43:55Stuff you lick off your fingers when you finish the Cheetos!
43:57Please stop talking about my favourite foods!
44:00Alright, I'm going after this.
44:02Alright, get ready.
44:03I mean, literally cutting through this.
44:05Oh!
44:06My God!
44:07How are you watching it?
44:08Right in this area.
44:09Yeah.
44:09They can't see now.
44:10Look, look, look.
44:11Kate!
44:12They wasn't there before!
44:13We'll tell you when to come up.
44:14You can really see that pinpoint bleeding there.
44:17That looks like a warp.
44:18Don't you dare drop it on the camera.
44:20Oh my God!
44:21This floor is going to be destroyed.
44:23You can melt that and make a good toasty.
44:25Stop!
44:27Okay, you can look now.
44:28It's over.
44:30Oh, that was disgusting.
44:31I can't wait now to see the finish.
44:33No.
44:34Yep, great.
44:35Looks so much better.
44:36Yeah.
44:36I still can't believe you made me put my mouth on that.
44:40I'm glad that's over.
44:42That was fantastic.
44:44I'll have a nightmare over this tonight.
45:00Hello.
45:02Yes.
45:04Yes.
45:06Yeah.
45:08And who are you?
45:09Who is it?
45:10And I'm just going to give you some information over the phone?
45:14Yeah normally.
45:15What?
45:16Oh mate, shove it up your ass.
45:17I'm not telling you nothing.
45:19Tonight.
45:20I love Trouble Guides.
45:21Of all the shows that use ordinary Australians to give their opinion about stuff, Trouble Guides
45:26is definitely a fan favourite.
45:28If you want to be on TV, you want to be on this one.
45:31I wonder if they've got the same people on this year.
45:33Those people include the posh, hard to please older couple.
45:37This is the sophisticated pair.
45:39It was boring.
45:39Okay in small doses.
45:41Very small doses.
45:43Then you have a boisterous family of four with a loud outspoken daughter.
45:46They're my favourite family.
45:48Throw in these guys from the Indian subcontinent.
45:50Oh my gosh.
45:51And the new guys who have grown up in Australia but have family ties to China.
45:56Poor Adalia Rand.
45:58What?
45:59Those are not words.
46:00Well, if you didn't like those words, you might not like these ones.
46:04It's a little poo restaurant.
46:06Oh my god.
46:07We're sitting on the toilet.
46:08Does that mean you can just go to the toilet when you're sitting there?
46:11I hope so.
46:12Are there any specials?
46:13Special?
46:14Oh, poo me balls.
46:15Poo me balls.
46:17You're shitting me, are you?
46:18No, they're not.
46:19Or are they?
46:21I'm going to poo me balls.
46:22Oh, yes!
46:25Bye!
46:25Bye!
46:30Then, in 2018, the travel guides also took us to...
46:34Yes, Bali!
46:34So we're in Bali, are we?
46:36Yeah, it's full of bogus.
46:38I just got back.
46:39And it was fan favourites, the Friend family, who once again made us...
46:44And white as well!
46:49Look at him, look!
46:51He's going to work really with his family?
46:54I hope he's got some suntan cream on that boy.
46:56He's going to be bright pink by tonight.
46:58I reckon you kids would really like it, just a week in Bali.
47:01It's really good.
47:02I'm going there in June, July.
47:03Who said?
47:14If his name starts with J, better stay the hell away.
47:17Don't need no J's in your life unless his name is Jesus Christ.
47:19If he takes you on your phone, tell him to leave your house alone.
47:22If his name starts with J, go.
47:31Blum!
47:42Bingo!
47:43Back in 2024, over 2 million of us watched the fan favourite...
47:47Bluey!
47:48Bluey!
47:49I love Bluey!
47:51This is one of my favourite shows.
47:53Gab and I don't have kids, but we will watch Bluey.
47:55This episode of Bluey is called The Sign.
47:58Is this the 28 minute episode that everyone's just gone crazy about?
48:01I don't really know anything about Bluey.
48:03We've got the Healer family living in Brisbane.
48:06It's funny.
48:07It's charming.
48:08It's Australian.
48:09This will hit you in all your feels.
48:11Oh, sorry.
48:13And this episode is a poignant one for Bluey fans, as the Healer family is looking to sell
48:18its beloved home.
48:19What?
48:20What?
48:20They're moving out of their family home.
48:24High cost of living is even hitting Bluey.
48:26Dad's got a new job in another city.
48:28Did you feel sad when we sold our last house?
48:30I was absolutely distraught.
48:32We moved three suburbs.
48:33But Bluey is determined to keep the family home.
48:37Well, then you need to get rid of that sign.
48:39Then the house won't be for selling anymore.
48:42Makes sense to me.
48:43You think I want to move?
48:45You took your first steps in that house.
48:48Aw.
48:49Made me think of like, we'll have to move out of our home that Celia took her first steps
48:54in.
48:54You're like, ah, Bluey, what are you doing to me?
48:58Banditus, the big B, Bandito.
49:01Bloody realtors, shut up.
49:03I actually don't know if I can handle it if they move.
49:05Okay, so is there something I need to sign?
49:07Aw.
49:08Oh, it sucked.
49:09Bluey's moving.
49:16What's he doing?
49:17Oh, he's taking a phone call.
49:18Sail falls through.
49:19He took the sticker off.
49:21Didn't go through.
49:22Yes!
49:22You were always there.
49:25Oh, they're not going to sell it.
49:27I don't think they're moving.
49:28He's taking out the sign.
49:29Come on, Bandit Healer, you beautiful bastard.
49:32Into.
49:33We're staying.
49:34We're staying.
49:35Yes!
49:36I show her in.
49:38Aw.
49:39This is beautiful.
49:40You're crying.
49:41Of course I'm crying.
49:43Everywhere at once.
49:46They're back in their home.
49:48You can move out of a house, Bill, but you can't move out of a home.
49:51Forever.
49:57It's alright, mate.
50:04Oh, my gosh.
50:05Bloody hell.
50:06So Bluey's here to stay.
50:08Bluey's not going anywhere.
50:11Goodnight.
50:12Goodnight.
50:12Let's go, Nani.
50:14Bedtime.
50:15I'm exhausted.
50:16Next time you see me, I'll be a dad.
50:18No way.
50:19That's right, buddy.
50:19That's crazy.
50:20Hold that fort.
50:22Oh.
50:22Let's get another day.
50:27Ow.
50:28The wall's been there for years, Keith.
50:30Bye.
50:34Bye.
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