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Pushers S01E04 Skyfire Episode 4 Engsub
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00:00Do you know why I hate spice?
00:03It's unnatural chemical muck,
00:05cooked up by child slaves in China.
00:09That's as good a reason as any...
00:11I haven't finished yet.
00:12It's destroying the prisons.
00:14It smells like urine.
00:16It's one of the least carbon-friendly substances you can get.
00:20And would you take a look at the state of my streets?
00:26What a mess.
00:30Let's buy some of this new spice.
00:32You can see who turns up.
00:34This is clearly a serious operation run by expert criminals.
00:39Cheers!
00:41I thought I'd at least feel something.
00:43So I'm being sober.
00:44Is it even cold?
00:47Yes, yes.
00:49It's not working.
00:50So essentially we're just having a bath together.
00:59Congratulations again.
01:02Organised crime group.
01:04OK.
01:06We shifted the last of the cocaine.
01:12We did it!
01:14Yeah!
01:15Drug dealing!
01:18Does anyone remember those little foot fishies they had up in the shopping centre?
01:25Yeah, they did.
01:26They get shut down because people kept...
01:31Steering the fishes?
01:32No getting that steer up.
01:36It's...
01:36What?
01:37On your feet?
01:38I have a theory that the sudden rise in fish pedicures signalled the beginning of the decline of the West.
01:42How much foot could a foot fish suck and a foot fish could suck feet?
01:46Get her!
01:47Get her, Dwayne!
01:48Get her!
01:49Why are you here?
01:51It's not this far.
01:52We're at it, surely.
01:53Go away!
01:54I just said Dwayne were 55 with an hormone deficiency thing guy.
01:57They took one look at you lot.
01:59Left it.
02:00I'm doing Leo a favour, man.
02:01Aunt Clary says this, bum heads.
02:04Trying to climb inside me mum.
02:05Oi!
02:06Not those of that words.
02:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:09What's that finger?
02:11That's a stoma.
02:12It sucks up the sores of naughty little boys.
02:16It's how I managed to stay looking so young.
02:19No, it's a stoma.
02:22All this reminds me of giving birth to him.
02:25Screws put them in the shower.
02:27They didn't know what else to do.
02:29They were all men back then, you know.
02:31You're close.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Mum had me inside.
02:37I didn't see this little bastard again till he were three, did I?
02:46He's a good boy.
02:49See, it's never too late to have an happy childhood, you know.
02:52Um, where's Mini-Boss Museum?
02:55Oh, um, it's going on an errand for me.
03:01Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
03:06mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
03:06mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
03:07mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
03:07mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
03:10mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
03:29It's happening right now
03:36Because I have run out of them
03:54Do you know him?
03:56Nah
04:03No show
04:04Waste of my time
04:05I missed a bloody spa for this
04:09They're meaning to talk to you
04:10It's not about investing in dog shoes again, is it?
04:19What the fuck are you wearing?
04:24I ain't ever been to a spa before
04:26What are you meant to wear?
04:29Swimwear
04:30But I can't swim
04:32Well at least show a bit of flesh
04:42Happy now?
04:44Pervert
04:45Yes
04:46Yeah
04:47Better be
04:55I did all this money
04:57Dodgy gummy bears
05:00What on earth is she up to, love?
05:04I know love
05:06But it's either this
05:09Or actually having to talk to her
05:12Talkings don't do conversation
05:15Or feelings
05:18We're not from London
05:21We see you
05:23Five thousand pounds
05:26Again
05:27Again
05:29Again
05:29Oh my god
05:32Don't like your second breakfast bap of the morning, is there?
05:38Gove your touch
05:39Gove your touch
05:45Gove your touch
05:46Do you recognise him?
05:48That's Messier Mason
05:49He used to hang around with
05:52You and bloody Sheridan shit
05:54Oh my god, he's not back is he?
05:57No
06:01I see you
06:03We see you
06:05I swear I know this fella
06:08That was to make him flapjacks
06:12Big jerk
06:13He's the flapjack man
06:16Wait
06:17Isn't he?
06:19Here we go
06:20October 97
06:22That's right
06:24It was him
06:25Emily's little school friend
06:26Little Ewan Sheridan
06:32Ewan Sheridan
06:34That boy
06:35Made our lives hell back in the day
06:39Oh my god
06:40And it was him who
06:42Got into all that trouble for the fire
06:46Ewan Sheridan burnt down at school
06:48Christ
06:49Were the kids inside?
06:50Dunno
06:51Worse
06:52He set fire to our favourite pub
06:54And the Mackies
06:55I had to drive to Bloody Beverley
06:57For my McNuggets
07:01It's my kid
07:02That better
07:14And that daddy was Ludwig van Beethoven
07:18For some reason Mummy says she'll be facing 20 years in prison
07:22Unless you pick me up and take me to your gong thing later
07:25Gong thing?
07:27What music
07:28So is now a good time to give you a little present?
07:34That's a cun
07:36Is it?
07:37Is that a cun?
07:40It's a gift
07:40Don't need it anymore do her?
07:43Oh brilliant
07:44How many mouths has that been in?
07:49I still want out
07:50You're getting out
07:53Cause of one date
07:55With a random girl
07:58I like her
08:00I like her
08:01She's cool and shit
08:04And if I'm with her
08:05I've got to be a daddy for Dwayne
08:07So anyways
08:08Let's just do Chaz now
08:12But for realsies
08:13Right
08:14I could be any stickers
08:16I made your own head of stickers
08:21Whatever
08:22Gun
08:24Emily
08:25I can't be toxic with my gun
08:29I can barely be toxic with my own hands
08:35Well if you don't want the gun
08:37I'm leaving it over here yeah
08:39Oh well
08:41I'll take it
08:42As long as I can call her
08:49Daphne
08:50Why?
08:51Less scary
08:53And
08:56Violin
09:04You lovely ladies ready for your couples massage?
09:07Where shall we put our gowns?
09:12Sorry?
09:14Our gowns?
09:16Where shall we put them?
09:19Um
09:20Yes darlings
09:22If you just lie down on your fronts
09:26Your fronts
09:28Yes
09:29Fronts
09:31Did you know that I'm a local drug ward?
09:39Relax
09:40The average IQ for a level 6 masseuse is 93
09:44But unfortunately she can still understand me
09:52Let's talk about drugs
09:57But
09:59Can you call them coffee?
10:03Coffee
10:04Or something
10:06Is you and Sheridan aware that for the past three weeks we've been selling fair trade tea
10:10In addition to the final grounds of his fair trade coffee?
10:13They also need to know that we're selling spice as well if we're going to go legit
10:3099.3% of our income comes from hot beverages
10:33Only 0.7% from donations
10:35It's unsustainable
10:36But what do you value more?
10:38Fair trade tea or your friendship with Ewan?
10:40Oh
10:41Now if you'd like to turn over
10:49I do have to ask
10:52Are her muscles like
10:54Normal
10:55Well not normal
10:56I know they're not normal
10:57But are they in the same places as on normal people?
11:01She doesn't have any
11:03She doesn't have any
11:04Her mother was impregnated by a blobfish
11:06Oh no
11:09Bless her
11:12For this
11:14Let's carry on selling spice
11:18What does it matter
11:21If we help
11:23If you non-disabled pricks
11:28Feed
11:30Addiction
11:34I'll convince you
11:36And just
11:38Need to get
11:40Packed
11:43Onside
11:45Oh
11:47What a relaxing day
11:52It's an
11:54Alarm
11:55It means
11:57Something
11:57Bad
11:59Is happening
12:01I
12:02Am
12:03Going
12:04To
12:04Point
12:05You
12:06In
12:07Your
12:09Face
12:11What an awful thing to say
12:21How were I supposed to know you can't smoke?
12:25Here's a clue
12:26It's not 2006
12:31Do you know how much money I spend in here?
12:34I'm afraid we can't bend the rules for any child sir
12:39There's a little boy right there
12:41That is very offensive
12:43That
12:44Is a man
12:45He has a hormone deficiency
12:47What are you doing?
12:48Mummy said you'd be so stressy
12:50You'd need to be stroked
12:52So I'm stroking you
12:54Like a cat
12:55She probably said I'll be so stressed that I'll have a stroke
12:59Well now you've had three strokes
13:01Thank you for coming over
13:11I need to talk to you about you and
13:16What's Grotham done now?
13:19Cuckooing
13:20Oh
13:20Your home
13:22Shall we
13:23Cuckooing
13:26That's the term I was reading about earlier online
13:29Is that a porn thing?
13:38It's when criminals use threats and violence to coerce a vulnerable person
13:43Into using their home as a base for drug dealing
13:49I know all about drugs
13:53Me and your man went to the Hacienda
13:55Once
13:58Accidentally
14:02Thought it was a Mexican restaurant
14:04You
14:05Forgot our anniversary
14:07No I erm
14:09Stop!
14:10Please!
14:11Just
14:12Just stop
14:17I'm sorry about what happened to your boy
14:19What happened to my boy?
14:21When this one started that fire at the school
14:24She blamed it all on him
14:26I wanted to talk to you about it then
14:27But I was fraught with grief
14:31But
14:31What he's done
14:34What he's doing
14:36How he's involving my Emma Wick
14:40That's not right
14:44You grass
14:47You bastard grass
14:48Now I am
14:50That's why they took him off me
14:51That's why they sent him away
14:53Because of your lie
14:55You're shat all over his young life
14:59But Rick
15:01You
15:03Referred to him
15:05As
15:06Scroved him
15:07Literally
15:08Moments
15:10Ago
15:11You
15:12Were his best pal
15:15His only pal
15:18Were
15:19Jordan
15:27I don't want those people
15:31Their drugs
15:33Or any money
15:34You haven't honestly earned
15:36In
15:37This house
15:41Okay
15:46It's now a bad time to
15:50Actually what the
15:52Actually end it was like
15:58Awful
16:00No guacamole
16:04A
16:25The
16:31And the rump goes to...
16:34Guzzling John.
16:36Hmm, for rice.
16:38Horrid little pubs like this always remind me of Daddy.
16:41I always imagine your dad in a pinstripe suit,
16:49working for a hedge fund.
16:53No, he's self-made.
16:54Property, mostly, but part of his business
16:56was hiring out those awful fruit machines.
16:59One-armed bandits, he calls them.
17:01Highly offensive.
17:02So you don't get on.
17:05We haven't always had the best relationship,
17:07but pretty close now.
17:09And the pork belly is...
17:12Abracadabra for Gandalf.
17:14Congrats, mate.
17:15Can I just say something?
17:17It is so lovely not to be in yet another inter-able relationship.
17:22To be with someone who just gets what I've been through, you know?
17:25Really?
17:31Isn't that what lesbians do?
17:34No, I was wondering if you wanted to meet him, Daddy.
17:41Did you just call me Daddy?
17:45Daddy?
17:47No.
17:48I was wondering if you wanted to meet my father.
17:51Oh, you two are the cutest couple that I've ever seen
17:57since I spotted the Jedward in the Marion Centre.
18:01Hello there.
18:02Can we help you?
18:04They're your employees.
18:06Hey, I'm from Howard.
18:08We've met 24 times before.
18:09I'm Minibus Missy.
18:11We've also met a number of times.
18:13Put your boss...
18:15Bosses...
18:16Bossesses?
18:17Screw this.
18:18Do you want to just come back to mine?
18:19Yeah?
18:22Um...
18:22Do we need a condom?
18:26No.
18:32Oh, God.
18:36Sobriety just gets worse and worse.
18:38Oh, thank you.
18:39I couldn't breathe in there.
18:41Now, you must help me get home.
18:43What's that, Gunny?
18:44Get me home, Sean.
18:45You want me to put you in Harry's jacket?
18:48Yes.
18:49Help me get home, dear boy.
18:52Bye-bye.
18:55Am I having a psychosis?
18:59Nah.
19:00Mega pack of bacon.
19:02Little Patricia.
19:07Um...
19:10Look at those fucking spots.
19:27What are you, Nuts?
19:28Yeah, you're peed off.
19:29Stop staring at our young flesh.
19:32Will you?
19:32Yeah?
19:33Hey, peed off.
19:34Right, come on, man.
19:35Let's go to the pub.
19:37Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
19:41go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:42You go and get changed now, my little darling.
19:45And then we'll pop down Bear Grylls, all right?
19:49Hey, we never get take care.
19:52It's time to deal with Sheridan.
19:55What? No, you and Sheridan.
19:58Why would I want to murder Sheridan's bread?
20:02Ooh, lovely mega bacon.
20:15Mine!
20:23Ziggy, son?
20:24It's time, ma'am.
20:27Uh, ma'am, I wanted to ask you...
20:33Um...
20:33Well, cuff it up, or fuck off.
20:38Would he be a good dad, you reckon?
20:42Course you would, son.
20:44And sadly, your personality's best prophylactic encounter.
20:48So I doubt you'll ever have to worry about burns, you daft bugger.
20:55Thanks, ma'am.
20:58I need to talk to you.
21:02Fuck it up, or cuff off?
21:04Wait, that's not right.
21:06You know what?
21:08Is it, ma'am?
21:09Forget it.
21:29So, apparently, he had the best day ever with Uncle Bunfaith.
21:33Could have been talking about Harry.
21:35And you've got him doing homework.
21:37I've never seen anything like it.
21:40He reminds me of me when I was a little without the tag mound.
21:45And were tagged when you were eight?
21:47Too big for me ankle, so they had to put it round me waist.
21:57Do you, er, want anything else?
22:04Oi!
22:06Bedtime.
22:16You, er, want...
22:18Is this a gun?
22:20Daphne, what do you like?
22:21Give me your hand, man.
22:24Huh!
22:31Sorry, Daphne.
22:32You got him packing me sock.
22:39I'm so happy you're staying over.
22:43I want everything to be perfect.
22:46Just wear it right there.
23:04Night then, girlfriend.
23:05Sleep well.
23:07Oh, okay.
23:09Night, night.
23:18Sorry. Did I leave my phone in here?
23:47I lost my phone in here.
23:48I'm so happy you're staying over.
23:49I'm so happy you're staying over.
23:50I'm so happy.
23:50Bye.
23:51You
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