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Coronation Street Full Episode Wednesday 29th April 2026
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00:25I don't know, are all the days for this to happen?
00:29Right, come on then.
00:36Oh, three of them!
01:06Oh, that's mine.
01:08Oh, what is...?
01:11There's Anna.
01:12Is it?
01:13Yeah, well, it isn't yours.
01:15Like two peas in a body of me?
01:17Oh, you're getting off?
01:19Looks like you're getting off without saying it to anyone.
01:22Wills, I, er...
01:23You can keep the money, it's fine, but you were gonna leave and not tell us?
01:28Lil, sit down.
01:29No, I don't want to sit down because I'm not a kid.
01:32You can save all the excuses and all the lies when really you're just abandoning us.
01:36You're abandoning me.
01:39So she's had enough of us?
01:41What are you quizzing me for?
01:42Right, she got bored, she moved on, it's not that deep.
01:45What's the real reason?
01:47You calling me a liar?
01:48Yeah, I am, because I know you and I know when you're bare-faced lying to my face.
01:54So what is it?
01:55All right, well, you know when I left all them years ago?
01:58It just, it really messed her up.
02:01Babe, you didn't do anything wrong.
02:03I mean, end of day.
02:04She sent you a letter and you didn't reply.
02:07Look, it's not about the letter, David, all right? She doesn't know about that.
02:10We just, we couldn't make it work, so she's, she's gone.
02:13Who says this? You or her?
02:15Well, you just listen to me for once in your life, okay?
02:17Just leave it alone.
02:19All right, guys, help. Look, the food's here.
02:21All right, in the doghouse, are we?
02:23Yo, I'm not the only one. Sally was me for you, because she had no one to slow dance with.
02:27Oh, why don't you two slow dance together, then?
02:29Yeah, I think we will. Come on, Timothy.
02:33Look, he's drunk, he's stupid, and he's David.
02:37You all right?
02:38Yeah, I am. I'm fine, thanks, Sally.
02:40You go and enjoy the party, aye?
02:46Should have known you were lying when you said all that rubbish about family.
02:49You are my family, Lilz. I promise.
02:53You're the only one that's properly accepted me, you know.
02:55You've made me feel like I actually belong here.
02:58But you're still gonna go, so what was the point?
03:00Things have gotten a bit, a bit messy.
03:04Complicated, shall we say.
03:05And, well...
03:10It's just best if I'm out of the picture, just for a little bit.
03:12Yeah, but best for who?
03:13Is my dad or is Shona trying to make you go?
03:16Like I said, it's complicated.
03:20I could come with you.
03:22I don't think that would go down too well, do you?
03:25As if they'd notice. I'm not Harper.
03:28Hey, I know you've been feeling left out and stuff recently, but it's...
03:33And now you're leaving me.
03:34I could come back for you.
03:35Just please, Shona, just please don't go.
03:37I'm sorry, I just...
03:38When...
03:38When I'm in a better place, I'll...
03:41I promise I will.
03:42Just whatever.
03:46Lily!
03:47No.
03:48No, you're a liar.
03:50You know what?
03:51You mean nothing to me.
03:52You're not my family.
03:54You only care about yourself.
03:57Is that really what you think of me?
03:59How about you all just do us a favour?
04:01Just get lost?
04:07Lily, where you off?
04:08As if you'd care.
04:09Lily!
04:10I'm going to Charlotte, just ring your mum with you.
04:12Don't trust me.
04:17Georgie Ramsey?
04:19No.
04:19You sure about that?
04:20Yeah, I know my own name, alright?
04:22No, do one.
04:28It's probably in your best interest to help us out.
04:32Okay, I get that you're trying to do this, like, hard man vibe,
04:35or you really need to give it some work, okay?
04:37And do not know who Jodie Ramsey is.
04:39So you need to do one before I scream this straight down!
04:42I don't think you'll do that.
04:45Right.
04:46Get away from her now.
04:48Calm down.
04:49You're all mates here.
04:51Jodie.
04:52Am I right?
04:53We don't know any Jodie, okay?
04:55So you just need to leave us alone, right?
04:57And get off me!
04:58You seem like a smart girl.
05:00But it'd be very stupid to do that again.
05:02Leave her alone, alright?
05:02She hadn't done anything.
05:05It's the new you're after.
05:07No, it is.
05:09You're here for me.
05:10No.
05:10It's not. It's not her.
05:11Look, I think you'd best come inside.
05:18Hey! Step away from Mrs Connor's stash!
05:21Mrs Connor Swain.
05:23She's called that now.
05:25Stop deflecting from your criminality, David.
05:29David, if you drink that, you are stealing.
05:33Don't you dare!
05:36You robbed my whiskey, David?
05:37No.
05:39No, of course not.
05:40And over.
05:47But...
05:48Cheers. Get it down.
05:49It's a classy song!
05:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:52Yeah!
05:54Barney!
05:58This is what you want.
06:00So you can jog on back to your master now.
06:03And get out of here.
06:04He said you were gobby.
06:05It's all on there.
06:06I haven't made any copies.
06:07Yeah, I know you're not that stupid.
06:10If this isn't what we need, we'll be back.
06:24Shona, I'm so sorry.
06:27It's all my fault.
06:29I'm a mess. It's me.
06:31Come here, it's okay.
06:33You need to forgive yourself, babe.
06:35I mean, you were just a kid.
06:37At the end of the day.
06:38A kid with a kid.
06:39You know?
06:40Just like how Sarah Lou was.
06:43And she barely caught.
06:44And she had all of her family around.
06:47So...
06:48You've got nothing to feel guilty about
06:50when it comes to your sister.
06:51Please.
06:54I hope nobody says something.
06:56I hope nobody says something.
06:58Get in, my lady!
06:59Why?
06:59No problem.
07:03All right!
07:05So, I'm all wrong and zunders on
07:07for drinking Carla's whiskey,
07:08but you can get down and dirty in office.
07:11David!
07:11We were just having a bit of a smooch, David.
07:14Yeah.
07:15And the rest.
07:16I expected more from you, sir.
07:19You've got to keep your spark alive, mate.
07:22What is it with you two and weddings?
07:25I mean, it's just...
07:26I mean, it's just...
07:27I mean, it's just...
07:32Use a minute!
07:36But yeah, I still got it, babe.
07:39Still got it.
07:41Hey.
07:42Listen.
07:44He's hammered.
07:46Right.
07:47I better get back.
07:50Well, you were right to kick me out.
07:53I brought all this to your door
07:55and I don't deserve your sympathy.
07:57And I was going.
07:58I really was.
07:59But...
08:00It was so hard, you know,
08:02to actually walk out the door
08:05away from the people I love.
08:08Are you gonna actually tell me
08:09what was on that USB stick?
08:11And whether or not I should expect
08:12more wannabe gangsters at me door?
08:14It was just something stupid I did.
08:18Past always catches up with you, eh?
08:21Jodie, are you in trouble?
08:22No.
08:24It's sorted.
08:27Promise.
08:29Alright.
08:31Am I daft for believing that?
08:34Not at all.
08:36Hey.
08:37No more lies.
08:43Oh.
08:44Lily hates me too, by the way.
08:45Lily does?
08:46Yeah.
08:47She caught me packing my bag
08:48and she was gutted.
08:50She really wanted me to stay.
08:53Hey, at least one of you's dead.
08:54Hey.
08:55It weren't easy me telling you to go, you know.
08:57No, I get it.
08:59You had to put your family first.
09:01It just killed me
09:02to say goodbye to her.
09:04It really did.
09:07I want you to stay.
09:09I do.
09:12Really?
09:14I mean, I know I kicked off with you
09:15and I made you feel guilty about leaving me
09:18all those years ago,
09:19but...
09:20but you tried to come back.
09:22And it wasn't your fault you didn't know
09:24that I'd moved
09:25and it wasn't your fault that...
09:27that you didn't get my letter.
09:30Yeah.
09:32Um...
09:32You know, we can move on.
09:34You know, as all the self-help books say.
09:38But honestly, I...
09:42I'd have given anything for it to be me, you and Clayton.
09:46A caravan on the beach.
09:48And a little dog.
09:50All of it.
09:54Yeah.
09:54The little dog?
09:55Yeah.
09:57Right.
09:58I better whizz to the hospital
09:59and say goodnight to Harper.
10:02Do you want to come with?
10:02Oh, er...
10:03No, I'll...
10:05You have some mummy-daughter time with Harper.
10:08I'll stay here and unpack
10:09if you're sure about me staying.
10:11Hundred percent.
10:26Yeah.
10:27You listen to me, my beautiful wife.
10:30I know earlier you weren't about me,
10:32cause I meant less for a sit.
10:34But I'm a delight.
10:35It was about you and your dick.
10:39But listen, you need to forgive yourself.
10:41He was just a kid.
10:43Kid with a kid.
10:44Just like our Sarah Lou.
10:46And I'm telling you,
10:47she's barely caught, you know?
10:49And she had her whole family around her,
10:50so...
10:51You don't know what to feel guilty about
10:52when it comes to your sister, but...
10:55We need to go inside her.
10:57Yeah, well, she's not gonna hang around here, is she?
10:58Toya!
10:59Lee, will you just give me a minute?
11:01You all right, Toya?
11:01It's just family stuff.
11:03Toya.
11:03Toya?
11:04Just give me some space, okay?
11:06I'm not gonna say anything.
11:08Please.
11:12It's this today.
11:13Mm.
11:14You wanna talk?
11:18Erm...
11:19Yeah.
11:42I need to do...
11:46I need to do...
11:48Yeah.
11:56It's the only way to do...
11:58What?
11:59It's the only way to do,
12:00I mean, just...
12:00I can turn it all over now.
12:02I'm so hungry,
12:02I'm so hungry.
12:02I'm so, it's my mom,
12:02I'm so hungry.
12:02I'm so hungry.
12:27Mate, you'll find your soulmate, mate.
12:30I sometimes think I prefer dogs to people.
12:32Yeah, but come on, dog's not giving you a little kiss goodnight, is he?
12:35Yeah, but they lick your face.
12:36Yeah, but that's all they do.
12:38They're not going down and, you know, making you a brekkie next day, are they?
12:43Peanut once brought me a sausage out of the bin.
12:45That's romantic.
12:46Yeah, but it's not the same.
12:49It ain't.
12:52Well, I can't do her head in that much,
12:54cos she's love-hearted me booty call, eh?
12:59We'll give those Metcalfs a run for the money.
13:02Thunderbirds are good.
13:06My person's out there.
13:08The devil.
13:19Oh, still got it.
13:23Still got it after all these years.
13:28Don't let me see you, is it?
13:37Really, or not, here I come.
13:55I don't think much of your hiding place.
14:00I'm not complaining, though.
14:16Oh, you smell lovely.
14:21Like a sexy sweet shop.
14:26Oh, I'm loving the silky silks.
14:48David.
14:51David.
14:52I mean, you're...
14:53You're you.
14:54You're not Shona.
14:55What the hell are you playing at?
14:57Me? You were the one snogging my face off.
15:00I was snogging Shona.
15:02Yeah, right.
15:03What are you even doing in, like, a Silky Silks?
15:06I mean, what are you doing in our bed?
15:08I had a bath, I borrowed Shoe's dressing gown,
15:10and I thought I'd get 40 winks.
15:12Looks like that's shot to hell.
15:14Your brain is insane.
15:16You're drunk.
15:18I mean, did you not hear me come in?
15:20Trying to lure me in with your candles and your music?
15:23Er, no, you weirdo, as if I'd do that.
15:26Come on, David, take some accountability.
15:28You saw me lying there, and you thought you were quitting.
15:31No, no, no, no, no, no, that is not what happened.
15:34I, I, I didn't know you were you.
15:36My sister has just had your baby.
15:39I'm sorry, or I'm sorry, OK?
15:43We're going to have to tell her.
15:45Hang on, wait, wait, wait a minute.
15:47You said my name.
15:49Yeah, when, when we were in bed,
15:52when we were kissing, you said my name.
15:55She went, David.
15:57Yeah.
15:58No, I didn't say David.
16:01I said David?
16:03Question mark, as in, like,
16:05what the hell do you think you're doing, David?
16:09Nah.
16:10No.
16:11We've got this connection, vibe,
16:14whatever you want to call it.
16:15I'll call it absolutely nothing,
16:17and I'll call you deluded.
16:18Oh, come on, stop.
16:19That's what I'll call it.
16:19Shifting the blame.
16:20Look, I'm, I'm saying I get it, all right?
16:23And, and, I forgive you.
16:28Look, I know, I know you've been under a lot of pressure
16:30with Harper, and, and,
16:33it can't be easy.
16:34Come on, you've got to resist your urges.
16:36There are no urges here.
16:38There's, that's Shona's phone.
16:42Yeah.
16:43And?
16:46So I sent a message to Shona's phone,
16:50and it was love-hearted back.
16:52You love-hearted my message back.
16:54What?
16:55Yeah.
16:56No, I never.
16:58Oh, and it's gone now.
17:01Maybe it was never there.
17:04Oh, Jodie, stop messing with my head, please.
17:07Either way,
17:09Shona needs to know what's going on here.
17:13So he's legged it?
17:15Flying down the scaffold and did a runner.
17:18The officer's searching for it now.
17:19Oh, he's me sick to my stomach.
17:22I know he does, babe.
17:25What he did to your best mate is awful,
17:26but Todd will be okay.
17:28Yeah, well, Todd's had to go halfway across the world.
17:29I need to get away from that man.
17:31Please, your lot, you need to catch Theo and put him away.
17:34Right, but listen, it'll be in a cell before the night's out,
17:36and Todd will be on a plane somewhere.
17:39It's over.
17:42How did I get so lucky to find someone like you?
17:45Back at you, Sarah Luton.
17:51Right.
17:53I best get down to the station,
17:55follow up and see you.
17:57All right, do you want me to take that for you?
17:58Yeah, cheers.
17:59All right, you be careful.
18:01They'd hard me.
18:15All right, we're all stocked up here.
18:17Shona wants me to stay.
18:18Well, she won't after this.
18:20It should be you getting thrown out after what you did.
18:22Me?
18:23Are you throwing her out?
18:25She's mad as a box of frogs.
18:26So you don't get what you want,
18:28and I'm out on the streets, is that it?
18:29What is it you want?
18:30Nothing.
18:30You tried it on with me?
18:32No, you never.
18:33Now, why would I do that?
18:34Well, I'm not being funny, David, but come on, look at her.
18:36Oh, well, yeah, I can imagine that coming from you.
18:39Why?
18:39What's that supposed to mean?
18:40Well, it's why you're going out with a jolly green giant, isn't it?
18:44I mean, he's easy on the eye.
18:45There's not much going on behind him.
18:46He's very intelligent, I'll have you know, is he?
18:49You're not part of this conversation, thank you.
18:52All right.
18:53Come on, David, just admit what you did.
18:54Yeah, because I cop off with all of Shona crank sisters.
18:58Oi!
18:58I am not a crank, and yet you did try to cop off with me.
19:01In your dreams, Glenn Close.
19:03Now do one.
19:04Yeah, but you know in Fatal Attraction he is actually having an affair.
19:07Whose side are you on?
19:08I don't know yet.
19:09Tell her that you kissed me,
19:10and tell her that you said I smelt like a sexy sweet shop.
19:15Right, no, only because I thought, I thought she was Shona.
19:19Oh, yeah, that old chestnut.
19:20Sarah!
19:21I'm sorry.
19:21Yeah, that was his best defence, you know, once I'd turned him down.
19:24I was disgusted the minute I saw it was you.
19:27I'd run out the room,
19:29and Shona's going to kill you when she finds out what you've done.
19:31She'll kill you, more like.
19:33No, she won't, believe me.
19:35She's not going to want you anywhere near her.
19:37I know about the stuff that happened with your mate.
19:41Josh, was it?
19:43You know, your friend.
19:47What's that got to do?
19:49What are you on about?
19:50Well, it just goes to show that things can get twisted.
19:57But I haven't twisted anything.
19:58Yeah, he's his friend either.
20:00Oh, David, come on.
20:01When are you just going to stop playing the victim?
20:03You can't go on like this all your life.
20:05No, not victim.
20:06I didn't mean...
20:07Oh, OK, I think it's time for you to go.
20:09Come on, out your pot.
20:12And go where?
20:13No-one cares if you live or die.
20:16Now get out of my house.
20:21Sorry.
20:35I didn't lie about Josh.
20:38I don't know who you could think.
20:41Certainly didn't play the victim either.
20:44I think she was probably just trying to think of the worst thing possible just to, I don't know, just
20:50get back some power.
20:51What if she tells Shona that?
20:54Tells her a load of lies and says, I try to sleep with her.
20:58Well, nobody knows you better than Shona.
21:01She's not going to think that.
21:03Oh, no, Jodie could say anything.
21:05Yeah, but Shona's not going to believe her.
21:07She could be with her now.
21:09Spinning a load of lies.
21:10Well, look, she's unhinged, but I don't think she's stupid.
21:13I'm not saying I made it up.
21:16I mean, it's just...
21:17It makes me feel sick, you know.
21:19She's evil.
21:20Oh, I hate her.
21:21All right, just look, just calm down.
21:23Look, she is not going to stick around to be hung out to dry by Shona, is she?
21:29Come on.
21:29She's going to be long gone.
21:40Oh, come on, what do you want now?
21:43Please, just leave me alone.
21:45Please, just leave me alone.
22:19Please, just leave me alone.
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