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00:04Oh, Eddie, I hope you like chicken.
00:06Oh, I love it.
00:07Oh, good.
00:07I roasted it with rosemary.
00:09Is that okay?
00:10Sounds great.
00:10Okay.
00:11And I stuffed it with garlic and lemons.
00:13Mom, you don't have to ask him about every single ingredient.
00:16Well, I don't know what if he has an allergy.
00:17I don't want him breaking out in hives on my table.
00:19No, everything sounds delicious.
00:21I can't even remember the last time I had a home-cooked meal, so...
00:25Well, you have to try my mom's pecan pie.
00:29It's going to change your mind about all other desserts.
00:31A pie?
00:32Okay, I had no idea pie was involved.
00:34Is there pie every night?
00:36Because I might have to, like, swear off all restaurants.
00:38Well, not every night, but if you call ahead, you know, arrangements can be made.
00:42Ah, great.
00:43I mean, I was dropping Lauren off because I had an appointment with my trainer,
00:46but pie sounds much better.
00:47Ah, you were dropping Lauren off?
00:50Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
00:52Mom!
00:53I'm kidding!
00:54I'm kidding!
00:54I'm sorry.
00:55I'm sorry, Eddie.
00:56It was a joke, mostly.
00:57I would never dream of embarrassing you that sat in front of Don.
01:01Oh, if you were giving me opportunity, you certainly would.
01:04Well, now I'm definitely going to.
01:05And hold on.
01:07What exactly were you and Don doing out in the middle of the day?
01:09We had business outside the office.
01:11Hey, Eddie, do you like broccoli?
01:13Broccoli's good.
01:13Oh, good.
01:14Wow.
01:15Business.
01:16Mmm.
01:16Yep.
01:17Business.
01:19Have you been watching The Real Housewives?
01:21I'm trying to, but Phil's sleazy motel doesn't have DVR.
01:25Come on, what is this, 2009?
01:27Oh, my God.
01:28This Eddie Duran tweet kicked it with the brilliant Lauren Tate playing guitar in her amazing song.
01:36Okay, that can't be right.
01:37Are you sure that's the official Eddie Duran site?
01:40Yeah, it's verified and everything.
01:42She's recording with him.
01:44Okay, all I know is that Lauren's a geek who isn't even cool enough to be asked to prom.
01:48And yet the hot, popular fashion leader, moi, is on the verge of moving into a trailer park with some
01:54criminal.
01:55You guys are both kind of criminals at this point.
01:57Shh.
01:58Kim, keep your voice down.
02:00No way.
02:01Okay, what did I just tell you, Kim?
02:03No, there's a picture of Lauren Tate and Eddie at his birthday dinner at Rumor.
02:08You probably don't want to see it, though.
02:09She looks super cute.
02:10I don't want to see it.
02:12Okay, just give me that.
02:16Okay, this cannot be happening.
02:18This is not fair.
02:19I've told you not to look at it.
02:23Oh, hey, Kim.
02:26Hey, Adriana, Kim, Brooke.
02:30Uh, do you want to sit with us?
02:31Or are you waiting for someone like Lauren?
02:34I'm not waiting for her, but she does usually work this shift.
02:38Yeah, I don't think she's coming in today.
02:41She thinks that she's Eddie Duran's new girlfriend.
02:45And that she's too good for us.
02:47And too good for you.
02:49Why do you even care?
02:50I know that you're into her, but she's dissing you for this fantasy obsession that she has with Eddie.
02:55It's a total geek move.
02:56That someone needs to put her in her place.
03:02No, I understand.
03:03There's only so much we can do.
03:04Bye.
03:07Hey, Mel.
03:09Dinner's on soon.
03:10You want to call Adam and invite him over?
03:13Who are you on the phone with?
03:15That was an attorney, honey.
03:17For Phil?
03:18He's going to lawyer up?
03:19Is it that serious?
03:21No, the cops still think he stole all those computers.
03:23That's serious enough.
03:24So, what did she say?
03:25She said there's nothing that can be done for Phil because he hasn't even been arrested yet.
03:29I'm sorry, so he has to get busted?
03:31And then we just hope that he'll accept some help?
03:34That's all we can do, honey.
03:36That is messed up.
03:38Can I make a citizen's arrest?
03:40Come on, sweetie.
03:44I am sorry, all right?
03:46I thought that when we cut Phil off, that would force him home, and then we'd be able to keep
03:50a closer eye on him.
03:51You know, but surprise, your brother is hell-bent on doing things his own way.
03:55Waiting for Phil to get arrested, the good news is it'll probably happen sooner rather than later.
04:11Phil, honey, it's mom.
04:14It's me, honey.
04:16Open the door.
04:19Phil.
04:21Sweetie, open the door.
04:33I'm serious, Cam.
04:35Lauren is way too under herself, and it has to stop.
04:40What is it you're trying to do?
04:41Take her down a few dozen notches.
04:44She's a total snob that will do anything to get famous.
04:48So, are you in?
04:50No, I'm not in.
04:52I don't go around plotting revenge against people, especially my friends.
04:55Okay, she's not your friend.
04:57She may not be into me, but we're still friends.
04:59Okay, Lauren's not friends with anyone who can't help her career.
05:03I don't know who you're talking about, but that sounds nothing like the Lauren Tate I know.
05:06Well, maybe there's two of them, because that would explain a lot.
05:10Okay.
05:12You don't know Lauren.
05:14She's changed a lot since she got famous for her pathetic music.
05:17At least she's famous for something other than being the girlfriend of some thug dropout.
05:21You did not just say that.
05:23Okay, Phil is not a dropout.
05:25He just doesn't go to school.
05:27You know what's pathetic?
05:29Taking your misery out on other people.
05:31Honestly, I feel sorry for you.
05:34Stay away from Lauren, or you have to deal with me.
05:41He is so hot when he's mad.
05:48Vodka Cranberry, would you like the lime wedge?
05:51No, thank you.
05:57Cheese and crackers.
05:58No, what I'd like to know is what I'm doing here.
06:02I decided not to file charges against you.
06:08I would say thank you, but I didn't do anything.
06:10I didn't steal those meds, and you can't prove that I did.
06:13Nobody's trying to prove anything.
06:15Anyone could have taken my card key, especially that cleaning crew, which, by the way, Nora hired.
06:19You're absolutely right.
06:23Which is why I'm not going to fire you.
06:25That's not it.
06:27You just don't want me to file a sexual harassment suit.
06:29I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
06:31Because it's the right thing to do.
06:33The right thing to do?
06:34You want to do the right thing, Don?
06:35Oh, I'm so happy for you.
06:36That's great.
06:37But you know what?
06:38It's a little too little too late.
06:40Why don't we skip the drama?
06:43Tell me what you want.
06:45$100,000.
06:49Oh, this is great, Nora.
06:51Oh, thank you.
06:52Well, this is actually Lauren's second favorite meal.
06:56Really?
06:56Second, huh?
06:57Is there a list written somewhere?
06:59I keep it all up here.
07:01No, actually, I wrote one a couple years ago.
07:04Oh, no.
07:05You didn't laminate it, did you?
07:08So what is it?
07:09What's the all-time favorite on the list?
07:11When Lauren was little, she used to love lasagna.
07:16Really?
07:17Yeah, but I didn't know how to pronounce it correctly.
07:21Ah, because of silent G.
07:23Yeah.
07:24So what, you'd say it like, lasagna?
07:27She still does.
07:28No.
07:30Okay, intellectually, I totally understand the concept,
07:33but it's just something about when I go to say it,
07:35it just doesn't come out right.
07:37Say it.
07:38I'm not going to say it.
07:40Come on, you can't set me up like that and not pay it off.
07:43Say it, using a sentence, it's really much better in context.
07:45Mom, what?
07:46I'm just trying to help you.
07:47This is your favorite meal after all.
07:49Come on, honey, say it, say it, say it.
07:52I would like another serving of lasagna.
07:57Oh, no, you were so close.
07:59You almost had it.
08:02Ah, that was funny.
08:03I had no idea.
08:04Okay, I mean, now you have to tell me
08:06some more embarrassing childhood stories.
08:08No, I don't have any more, right, Mom?
08:09No, no more embarrassing.
08:10I mean, okay, this isn't embarrassing.
08:12This is really cute, though.
08:14Okay, when she was, I don't know, three or four,
08:17she had this slightly annoying habit
08:19where she would go into the kitchen
08:21and she'd get two potlids
08:22and she would march around the house
08:24singing and banging them together.
08:26Yeah, it's like cymbals.
08:28Yeah.
08:30We went to see the Rose Parade
08:32and when I saw the marching band,
08:33I just, I knew what I wanted to be
08:35when I grew up.
08:36The cymbal player.
08:37Yeah, they had the best job ever.
08:39It was the first sign of her musical genius.
08:43Wow.
08:44Yeah, that's when it was.
08:47Is that right?
08:48Mm-hmm.
08:51When the sun goes down
08:56When the sun goes down
09:03Why are you starving?
09:05We sound good.
09:07Come here.
09:09Come here.
09:11What?
09:16Listen, Dad.
09:19I've had a really good time with you lately.
09:24I have, too.
09:26And I really like you.
09:28I do.
09:29Yeah, I like you, too.
09:33But this thing we have,
09:35I don't think it has a future.
09:42Does it have a present?
09:52Hey, honey.
09:54Where have you been?
09:55I made a run to the store
09:56to get some things for dinner.
09:57Mel, could you get the rest of the bags
09:58from the car for me, please?
10:00Sure.
10:08You went to see Phil, didn't you?
10:11What else could I do?
10:12He won't take our calls.
10:15Did you talk to him?
10:17He wasn't there.
10:18He wasn't answering the door anyway.
10:20Did you really think
10:21you could convince him
10:22to come home, honey?
10:24I don't know, Gus.
10:25I had to try.
10:26I mean, I need to let him know
10:27that you're not serious
10:28about cutting him off.
10:30I'm dead serious
10:31about cutting him off.
10:32We keep handing him money.
10:34We're just enabling
10:35all the terrible decisions
10:36he makes.
10:37I mean, then we're
10:37as guilty as he is.
10:39So you're taking this opportunity
10:41to teach him a lesson
10:42about responsibility.
10:43I mean, don't you think
10:44there are other pressing things
10:45going on right now
10:46that we have to worry about?
10:47Yeah, I think we need to teach him
10:48that there are consequences
10:49to his actions, okay?
10:50And we haven't quite made
10:52that clear enough to him,
10:53have we?
10:53And how far are you going to go
10:55to make this point?
10:56Will you be satisfied
10:57when he's in jail?
10:58Jail is not even a realistic option
11:00at this point, at least.
11:01He hasn't even been arrested.
11:02But if he is,
11:03I mean, did you just sit there
11:04or do we bail him out?
11:07Look, I told him
11:08that we are cutting him off, right?
11:10That means no support, nothing.
11:14So you turn your back
11:14on your son
11:15when he's at his lowest point.
11:17What kind of father does that?
11:18The kind of father
11:19that loves him enough
11:20to set some boundaries.
11:22Well, then you go ahead
11:24and set all the boundaries
11:25you want, okay?
11:26But I'm going to support him
11:27because I still love him.
11:35Mr. Sanders.
11:37What did I do this time,
11:38Detective Conley?
11:40You remembered my name.
11:41His Excellency,
11:42I can already tell
11:43this is going to be
11:44a very productive little chat.
11:46Are there gumballs missing
11:47somewhere from a machine?
11:49Or is this about to take
11:49a penny tray
11:50from that corner store?
11:51Oh, gosh,
11:52nothing that serious,
11:52I assure you.
11:53Maybe we could go inside
11:54and talk.
11:56Do I have to?
11:58Would you rather do it out here?
11:59No, I mean,
12:00do I have to talk to you?
12:02Absolutely not.
12:03See, this is America.
12:03You don't have to do
12:04anything you don't want to do.
12:07Great, because I have
12:08nothing to say.
12:08But you've got to let me finish.
12:10You don't have to do
12:11anything you don't want to do
12:13unless it's court-ordered.
12:15What does that mean?
12:16It means that I can have
12:17a warrant down here
12:18in a couple of minutes.
12:19Did you know
12:20they send them to us
12:21by phone now?
12:23PDFs, the technology.
12:24It's great.
12:28There's nothing in there
12:29to find.
12:30No, of course not.
12:31But then I could also
12:32get one for Colorado's place.
12:34See, he seemed very irritated
12:35by the whole process
12:36the other night.
12:38And I'll get one
12:38for your parents' house.
12:39I might even get one
12:40for your girlfriend's place.
12:42Her dad?
12:43He would love that.
12:46Or we could just go inside
12:48and have a talk, Phil.
12:58I can't believe I ever thought
12:59Cameron was cool.
13:01I know, right?
13:02I mean, what's with this whole
13:03I'm so mature
13:04I don't tear down
13:05my friends act?
13:06I mean, I do still
13:07love his dimples, though.
13:09And how he's defending Lauren
13:10even after she totally
13:11turned him down.
13:12I mean, he still worships
13:14that dweeby diva.
13:15And he says,
13:16I'm pathetic.
13:17No, he didn't say
13:17you were pathetic.
13:18He said that it was pathetic
13:19that you were with Phil,
13:20the dropout thug.
13:22Were you writing it down
13:23the whole time?
13:25The smell of this food
13:26is just barfing me out.
13:28Do you think Lauren
13:29tried to poison my food?
13:31She's not even working tonight.
13:33It was a joke.
13:35Oh, right.
13:36Funny.
13:39Adie, you don't look so good.
13:41Thanks a lot.
13:42Yeah, keep scarfing down
13:43those fries and see
13:43what you end up looking like.
13:45No, I just meant
13:47that you look all pale
13:48and sweaty.
13:49Are you sure you're okay?
13:51No, my stomach feels
13:53really gross.
13:54I just want to go home.
13:55I'm not done eating yet.
13:56Okay, just get it to go.
13:58Aide.
14:00Oh, God.
14:02So you want to tell me
14:03the real reason?
14:04Uh, what do you mean?
14:05Oh, thanks.
14:05What do you mean?
14:07The reason you got into music.
14:09I could tell that
14:10potlit story was fake.
14:12No, actually,
14:13that did happen,
14:14but you're right.
14:16That's not the real reason
14:17why I got into music.
14:19So tell me.
14:20I'd love to hear it.
14:21I don't like to talk about it
14:23when my mom's around.
14:26Your mom's in the other room.
14:28Oh, okay.
14:31Well, um,
14:33my dad left
14:34when we were little,
14:35and, uh,
14:37I don't really remember him
14:38that much,
14:39so it always just kind of
14:40seemed normal
14:40for him to not be around.
14:43Okay.
14:43Uh, but then when I,
14:45when I started going to school
14:47and I would see the other kids
14:49with their dads,
14:50it just got me thinking
14:52about my own dad
14:53and what it would be like
14:55to know him better.
14:58So I started writing him letters
15:01and telling him about my day
15:04or what I had for dinner.
15:06And, uh,
15:07some,
15:08some were funny.
15:09Some were sad.
15:11And I just,
15:12you know,
15:12I'd ask him
15:13how he was doing
15:14and
15:16if he ever thought of me.
15:18And what happened
15:19to the letters?
15:21I never mailed them.
15:23I just kept them
15:25and they eventually became
15:26poems
15:27and,
15:27and poems eventually became
15:29lyrics.
15:31Yeah.
15:31I see.
15:32Yeah.
15:32And, uh,
15:33once I had the words,
15:35usually the rhythm
15:36and music
15:37would just kind of
15:38flow into my head
15:39and
15:39I had to learn
15:40how to play music
15:41just so I could
15:42get it out of there,
15:43you know?
15:44Okay.
15:44Yeah.
15:45Well, that makes a lot more sense
15:46than, uh, hot lids.
15:48But why don't you want
15:49to tell your mom about that?
15:50I feel weird
15:51talking about him
15:52with her.
15:53You know,
15:53I just,
15:53I,
15:54I know that she still
15:54feels guilty about
15:55him not being around.
15:56So,
15:57I go with the,
15:59with the lid story
16:00just because
16:01it's cuter.
16:03Actually,
16:03I think the real story
16:05is,
16:05you know,
16:06very touching.
16:08It explains a lot
16:09in your music.
16:12That's why it's so weighty.
16:14Yeah.
16:16I guess it's a trick.
16:18Most of my songs
16:19sound like a boy
16:20that
16:22left me
16:22and broke my heart,
16:24but, um,
16:25they're usually
16:25about my dad.
16:34It's Katie,
16:36right?
16:37You still miss her?
16:39I do, yeah.
16:41And I don't want you
16:42to think that I've
16:43replaced her
16:44because...
16:45Oh, I,
16:45I didn't see it
16:46that way at all.
16:47No one could ever
16:48replace her in your life.
16:51Just that hanging out
16:52with you
16:53reminds me so much
16:54of the past,
16:55which
16:56reminds me of Katie
16:57constantly.
16:58Well,
16:59I,
16:59I just
16:59thought
17:00you and I
17:01were old friends
17:02finding
17:03something new
17:04with each other.
17:06You know,
17:06tomorrow's her birthday.
17:09And I know
17:10I should be
17:11looking back
17:12at the good times,
17:14feeling grateful
17:15for,
17:15for all the
17:17good things
17:17we had,
17:18but instead
17:19I'm,
17:19I'm sitting here
17:21wallowing
17:22in,
17:22in self-pity.
17:23I,
17:24I get it.
17:25She left a void
17:26in all our lives.
17:28I don't even know
17:29her that well,
17:29so I can only imagine
17:30how it is for you.
17:37Well,
17:38I guess
17:38I better go.
17:44Um,
17:45come here.
17:56Am I done
17:57with the gig
17:58downstairs as well?
17:59No,
17:59no,
18:00no.
18:00I mean,
18:01if you still want it.
18:04Yeah,
18:04of course.
18:08You know,
18:09it's a shame
18:11I think you and I
18:12made a
18:14great couple.
18:17You're great.
18:19And you deserve
18:19someone great.
18:51I'll try it.
18:57I'll try it.
18:58This is Dad.
19:00Hey,
19:00Dad.
19:01Hey,
19:02buddy.
19:03You're hungry?
19:03Want to grab a bite?
19:04Bad timing.
19:05I'm over at
19:06Lauren and Nora's.
19:07I just had a
19:07roasted chicken
19:08home-cooked dinner.
19:09Believe that?
19:10Really?
19:11Ask him if he wants
19:12to come over
19:12for dessert,
19:12if you want.
19:13Did I hear dessert?
19:15Yeah,
19:16there's a,
19:16uh,
19:17pecan pie
19:18somewhere around here
19:18that's supposed
19:19to change my life.
19:20Mmm,
19:21tempting.
19:22Come on over.
19:23The address is,
19:24uh,
19:256530 Crescent.
19:26It's over in Tarzana.
19:27Nah.
19:29Tell him thanks
19:29for the invite.
19:30I think I'd be
19:31lousy company tonight.
19:33Everything okay,
19:34Pop?
19:35Uh,
19:35not so much,
19:36but I'll be okay.
19:38Tomorrow's just
19:39another day,
19:39Dad.
19:40You know it isn't,
19:41but I'll be fine.
19:43All right,
19:44see you around.
19:48Is your dad okay?
19:51He says he is.
19:53Well,
19:53is he gonna come by?
19:54I don't think so.
19:56Eddie,
19:56did you tell him
19:57about the pie?
19:59I did,
20:00yes,
20:00but,
20:01uh,
20:03you know,
20:03I feel like I should
20:04go check on him,
20:05but I don't want
20:06to be rude.
20:07Oh,
20:07God,
20:07no,
20:07don't be silly.
20:08We understand.
20:09Yeah,
20:09I mean,
20:10it's your dad.
20:13You guys want
20:14to come with me?
20:15I mean,
20:16come on,
20:16it'll be fun.
20:17I'll get to check on him
20:18and we'll hang out
20:18at the club
20:19and we'll get to see
20:20the last set.
20:21Ah,
20:21that's really nice,
20:22but I'm so beat
20:23and I have a huge
20:24day tomorrow.
20:27You know what,
20:28you go.
20:29Go,
20:29make the most
20:30of spring break.
20:31Really?
20:31Yeah.
20:32Thanks, Mom.
20:34Okay,
20:35everything goes changed.
20:36Okay,
20:36up here,
20:37guys.
20:37Okay.
20:41Oh,
20:42Eddie.
20:42I know,
20:43I know.
20:45Kay,
20:45like I said before,
20:46she's in good hands.
20:49I'm gonna get all
20:50Mama Grizzly on you.
20:51I would like to see that.
20:52Oh,
20:52I bet you would.
20:54Oh,
20:55I just,
20:55I just please
20:57don't let her fall
20:58in love with you
20:58and then pull the rug out.
21:01Like,
21:02I don't want to see
21:03her get hurt either.
21:04I'm trying to take it slow,
21:06but Nora,
21:09I really like her.
21:11You know,
21:12and the more I get to know
21:13about her,
21:13the more I want to know.
21:17It's the curse
21:18of the Tate girls.
21:20Infinitely fascinating.
21:21Yes.
21:23But I will protect her
21:25with everything that I have.
21:27Anybody who hurts Lauren
21:28has to deal with me.
21:30Trust me.
21:34Now,
21:34you are not
21:35going to believe this.
21:36I am going to
21:37MK with Eddie.
21:38I don't know
21:39if that's officially a date,
21:40but I think it's
21:41pretty close to one
21:42and I need your help.
21:43Find out what to wear.
21:45Just,
21:45just call me,
21:46okay?
21:46Bye.
21:47Bye.
21:50You want to try this on?
21:53Is that the dress
21:54you wore to
21:54Cousin Connie's wedding?
21:55Yep.
21:57We're at once
21:57and I'm still
21:58paying it off.
21:59I feel like someone
21:59should get some use
22:00out of it.
22:01Mom,
22:01it's perfect.
22:02No,
22:03so not me.
22:04But I don't hang out
22:05in fancy nightclubs.
22:06I'm like you.
22:09Does this mean
22:10that you're okay
22:10with me dating Eddie?
22:13I'm less opposed
22:13to it than I was.
22:15What does that mean?
22:17He seems like
22:18a really nice guy
22:19and I trust him
22:21and I'm still
22:21a little worried
22:22about you getting hurt.
22:25Well,
22:25then why did you agree
22:26to let me go tonight?
22:28Because
22:29you're a grown woman now.
22:31I mean,
22:31you should make
22:32your own decisions
22:34and the last thing
22:34I want is you
22:35sneaking behind my back
22:36to go see him.
22:37You should live
22:38your own life,
22:39so.
22:40Have fun tonight.
22:43Thanks.
22:44Yeah.
22:47$100,000.
22:48That's insane.
22:49Consider it
22:50an out-of-court settlement
22:51for the sexual harassment
22:52lawsuit that I'm
22:53not going to file.
22:53It's blackmail.
22:55So what?
22:56You already think
22:56I'm a thief
22:56and a drug addict?
22:57I never said that.
22:58Okay, fine.
22:59A drug dealer then.
23:00I mean,
23:00why else would I be
23:01pilfering meds, right?
23:02Who knows?
23:03I only know
23:04that you can't prove
23:05we slept together.
23:06Don,
23:07we had sex.
23:08And you know what?
23:08I'm not going to have
23:09any trouble proving that
23:10after what I just found.
23:11What are you talking about?
23:13You've done this before.
23:15I found some correspondence
23:16from one of your
23:18ex-playthings
23:18slash employees.
23:20She didn't like
23:21being used either.
23:23You've been going
23:24through my files?
23:25Well, Dawn,
23:25you shouldn't keep
23:26that kind of
23:26incriminating evidence
23:27around the office.
23:28But I suppose
23:29you can't keep it
23:29at home either.
23:30Your daughter
23:31might find it.
23:34You can leave now.
23:35You paid her off
23:36and now you're
23:37going to pay me
23:38in cash.
23:39I don't have
23:40that kind of money.
23:41Find it.
23:42Where am I
23:43going to come up with it?
23:44Well, honey,
23:44that's not my problem.
23:46I'll give you
23:46a couple of days,
23:47but you know what?
23:49Don't brush me off.
23:50That wouldn't be smart.
23:57Maybe I'm coming down
23:58with a stomach flu.
24:00But didn't you
24:01have a flu shot?
24:02Only because the male
24:03nurse they sent
24:04to our school
24:05was so hot.
24:06Maybe I'm pregnant.
24:08Okay, as if.
24:11Well, did you and Phil
24:13use protection?
24:14Okay, duh, Cam.
24:15Of course we did.
24:22At least the first time.
24:29How are you liking
24:29your newfound independence?
24:32It's a dream come true.
24:34I thought you said
24:35you wanted to talk to me.
24:36I do.
24:36I do.
24:37Why don't you sit down?
24:38Relax.
24:38You've got to be exhausted
24:39after a hard day at work,
24:41pretending to be busy
24:42working on all those cars.
24:44You're wasting your time.
24:46My boss already told me
24:47you went to his shop,
24:48you tossed it,
24:49trying to find something
24:49to jam me up.
24:50Right, your boss.
24:51It's very nice of Colorado
24:53to take a chance
24:54on such a bright young protege.
24:56Exactly when did you get
24:58interested in the
24:58automotive repair industry?
25:00Whatever you're getting at.
25:02Couldn't care less.
25:04Okay?
25:04You didn't find anything
25:05at Colorado.
25:06It's because there's
25:06nothing to find.
25:08I'm innocent.
25:10I didn't steal
25:10those computers.
25:11See,
25:13I think you did.
25:15And I got a couple
25:16of other unsolved burglaries
25:17that I'd really like
25:18to discuss with you.
25:19You didn't read me
25:20my rights.
25:22You can't use anything
25:23against me in court.
25:25Not that I have
25:25anything to confess.
25:26You sure about that?
25:27Positive.
25:29Because if there's
25:30one thing that you're
25:31going to learn about me,
25:31Phil,
25:33I'm a patient bastard.
25:36And when I get
25:37on the trail
25:37of somebody
25:38that I absolutely
25:39know is guilty,
25:41I don't mind waiting.
25:44Because eventually
25:45I'm going to find
25:45the evidence I need
25:46to prove me right.
25:49Come back when you do.
25:50See,
25:51it's going to be
25:51too late for you then.
25:53See,
25:54right now I'm offering
25:55you a chance
25:55to protect yourself
25:56while it'll still
25:57do you some good.
25:58Otherwise,
25:59this is not
26:01going to work out
26:02well for you.
26:06This is when
26:07she was getting
26:08her citizenship badge
26:09and Girl Scouts.
26:10Oh,
26:11and this is her
26:11first piano recital.
26:13Oh.
26:13I know.
26:14Oh,
26:14and that is when
26:15we got our
26:16slip and slide.
26:18Why is she all muddy?
26:19She slipped
26:20right off the end.
26:22I'm ready.
26:28You look amazing.
26:36I'm ready.
26:37I'm ready for the same
26:39When I'm touching it all
26:41just fades away
26:43Hey,
26:44Eddie.
26:44Hey.
26:45I didn't know
26:45you were coming out
26:46tonight.
26:47I would have rolled out
26:47the red welcome mat.
26:48Oh,
26:49it was kind of
26:49a last minute thing.
26:50Lauren,
26:50this is Grace.
26:51She is the zookeeper
26:53around here.
26:53Hi,
26:54nice to meet you.
26:56Songwriter girl.
26:57Oh,
26:57Eddie,
26:58you are moving
26:59up in class.
27:00Grace,
27:01hey,
27:01have you seen
27:02my dad around?
27:03He was here,
27:03but he escaped
27:04a while ago.
27:05Any idea
27:06where he went?
27:07No,
27:08sorry.
27:08He likes to wander off.
27:10I will get your table ready.
27:11Okay,
27:11thanks, Grace.
27:13Do you want to look for him?
27:14You don't have to stick around here.
27:16No,
27:16no,
27:16no,
27:16I'm sure he's fine.
27:17He'll probably show up here.
27:18Anyway,
27:19and plus,
27:19I promised you a night out,
27:20which is what we're going to have.
27:21May I close yours?
27:35Max,
27:35hi.
27:36Hey.
27:37What brings you here?
27:38Well,
27:39I talked to Eddie,
27:40and he told me that
27:42there was a wicked pecan pie
27:44being made here,
27:45so I figured I'd join you guys.
27:47Not too late.
27:48And not for the pie,
27:49but Eddie and Lauren
27:51went to the club
27:51just to try to find you.
27:52Why didn't he call me
27:54to tell me?
27:54Why didn't you call
27:55and tell him?
27:55You're coming here.
27:57You've been quite taken.
27:59Yes,
27:59our wires crossed.
28:01Okay,
28:02well,
28:02I'm sorry to bother you.
28:04Have a good evening.
28:05Oh,
28:06wait,
28:06do you,
28:07do you want to come in?
28:09I can,
28:10I'll make you coffee,
28:12heat up some leftovers,
28:13some pecan pie.
28:14Really?
28:15Yeah,
28:15yeah,
28:15please.
28:16Yeah.
28:18Don't mind if I do.
28:23Uh,
28:24did you,
28:25did you drive here?
28:26No.
28:28Car service.
28:30I don't know if you noticed,
28:31but I had a couple drinks.
28:33Oh,
28:33you could have fooled me.
28:35Oh,
28:35yeah,
28:35I'm good at that,
28:36yeah.
28:37Now,
28:37I was thinking you had
28:38a few more
28:39than a couple drinks.
28:41Oh.
28:41It was okay.
28:42Please,
28:42have a seat.
28:43I'll make you some coffee.
28:44All right.
28:46Hey,
28:47um,
28:48thank you.
28:49Yeah.
28:59What do you,
29:00what do you mean protect myself?
29:02I mean,
29:03keep your record clean,
29:04Phil.
29:05Stay out of jail.
29:07I'm the guy that can help you
29:08make up for all of these
29:09stupid choices
29:10so that you can just walk away
29:11and make something
29:12out of your life.
29:13How exactly would that work?
29:15Well,
29:16that's easy.
29:17We broker a deal
29:18through the DA's office
29:19so that you don't do
29:19any jail time,
29:20but,
29:20and there's always a but,
29:22you gotta start
29:23telling me the truth.
29:25That's it.
29:25That's all.
29:27Not by a long shot.
29:28You have to agree
29:29to help us bring down
29:30Colorado.
29:36I'm not a rat.
29:37Then you and your boss
29:38can share a cell together.
29:40Like,
29:40don't sweat it.
29:40I'm sure he'd be
29:42more than happy
29:42to help show you
29:43the ropes in prison.
29:44So that's the deal.
29:47You're not gonna bust me
29:49for a crime
29:51that I didn't commit
29:52so I can turn in
29:53my law-abiding boss?
29:55Maybe you wanna sell me
29:56my own car next?
29:57It's only a matter of time
29:59before this whole thing
30:01comes crumbling down.
30:02So the real question is,
30:04do you wanna be buried
30:06underneath the rubble
30:07when it happens,
30:08or do you wanna be watching it
30:10from a nice,
30:10safe distance?
30:13You can leave now.
30:14I'm done talking.
30:15Let me give you my card.
30:17You call me
30:18if you change your mind.
30:38this hits the spot.
30:40Absolutely.
30:41Love the rosemary flavor
30:43on the chicken.
30:44Oh, good.
30:45Yeah.
30:46You're welcome.
30:50You know,
30:51Eddie was really
30:52worried about you.
30:53Is everything all right?
30:56Well, not so much,
30:58but it's okay.
30:59I'll get over it.
31:01Do you wanna,
31:02you wanna talk about it?
31:05You know I live right above
31:06a bar, right?
31:07So there's no shortage
31:08of bartenders there
31:09to listen to my troubles.
31:11Okay, I'm not on payroll,
31:12okay?
31:12So I'm listening to you
31:13because I want to,
31:14not because I have to
31:15listen to my boss.
31:16Yeah, well, thank you.
31:18You're easy to talk to.
31:19Yeah.
31:22Okay.
31:24So,
31:26there's this girl
31:27that I've been
31:28kind of dating.
31:28Oh, man, dames.
31:30Don't get me started.
31:31Can't live with him,
31:32can't live without him.
31:34Actually, it turns out
31:35that this one
31:35I can live without.
31:37Oh, sorry?
31:39It's just that
31:40I find myself
31:41comparing her
31:42to Katie.
31:43I mean,
31:44not to her face,
31:45in my mind,
31:46and it's not fair.
31:48It's,
31:49I think it's hard
31:50for anyone to measure up
31:51to the love of your life.
31:52Yeah, it's very hard,
31:54I bet.
31:55Yeah, so I, um,
31:58ended things with her
32:00tonight.
32:02Oh.
32:03Oh, that's,
32:04I'm sorry to hear that.
32:05That's too bad.
32:06How did,
32:06how did she take it?
32:08She was very nice about it.
32:12I know that she wanted
32:13to move forward,
32:13and I guess she understood.
32:17You can't help it
32:18if you're,
32:19you still love
32:20and miss your wife.
32:22Yeah, you see,
32:23you get it,
32:24because you,
32:24you lost a soulmate,
32:27but not everyone.
32:29My situation's
32:30a little different.
32:31I mean,
32:31I try not to think
32:32about my ex.
32:34Because you miss him
32:35that much?
32:36No,
32:37because he's
32:37a complete ass.
32:50Hey, sluggo.
32:52What are you doing here,
32:53Mel?
32:54Mom told me
32:55you moved in here.
32:57She said it was
32:58a little skeezy,
32:59but I didn't think
32:59it'd be this bad.
33:01Do they put a pepper spray
33:02on your pillows
33:02instead of mints?
33:05What do you want?
33:06Mom and Dad
33:07got into a total brawl
33:08about you living here.
33:09Oh, they both
33:10want to take credit
33:10for it, huh?
33:12No,
33:12they're worried
33:13about you.
33:14I can see why.
33:17Is that a roach?
33:19Ew,
33:19ew.
33:21So Mom and Dad
33:22thought that sending
33:22you here
33:23was gonna help
33:24convince me
33:25to come home?
33:26Have they met you?
33:28I can be quite charming
33:29when I want to be.
33:30Maybe.
33:31To that goofball
33:32with the Brito's haircut.
33:33Doesn't work on me now.
33:35It doesn't matter,
33:36okay?
33:37They don't even know
33:37I'm here.
33:38I didn't tell them
33:39I saw you at the cafe
33:40earlier either.
33:42So you just hear
33:42out of the goodness
33:43of your heart.
33:44The story's getting
33:45harder and harder
33:45to believe.
33:46You just shut up
33:47and listen for a minute.
33:48They care about you.
33:50In case you haven't
33:50noticed,
33:51you're their favorite.
33:52When I was a baby,
33:53my first word was
33:54Phil because it was
33:54the word I heard
33:55the most.
33:55Phil, Phil, Phil!
33:57You win now.
33:59Okay?
34:00Enjoy it.
34:02No one's enjoying this.
34:04Not them,
34:05not me,
34:06and clearly not you
34:08unless you like
34:08being surrounded
34:09by meth heads.
34:10I'm doing fine here,
34:11okay?
34:11I'm not here for you.
34:13I'm here for them.
34:15They love you
34:16and you are killing them.
34:18Look,
34:18you don't have
34:19to take Dad's job.
34:20You don't even
34:20have to move back home.
34:21Just let them know
34:23you're okay.
34:24That's not what
34:24they want, Mel.
34:26It's not.
34:27Dad wants me to go home
34:28and take this job
34:29and be like him
34:30and Mom wants me
34:31to be exactly like him.
34:32No, they don't.
34:34Can you just stop
34:35being Phil for a second
34:36and listen to yourself?
34:38They have loved you
34:40and supported you
34:40and given you everything.
34:41Maybe that's just it.
34:43All right?
34:45I never wanted
34:46what they were giving me.
34:49Look,
34:49you've made
34:50whatever stupid point
34:51you were going for
34:52by moving in here,
34:53so just come home.
34:55Please.
35:18Dr. Masters.
35:19Yeah.
35:20Nick Lynch.
35:21Hi.
35:21Pleased to meet you.
35:22Likewise.
35:22Have a seat.
35:26Your attorney indicated
35:27I might be of service.
35:30How much did Brian tell you?
35:31Just that you need
35:32a rather large sum
35:33very quickly.
35:34I need a short-term loan.
35:35Unfortunately,
35:36banks aren't very sympathetic
35:37these days.
35:38Say no more.
35:38I understand.
35:39It's what we call
35:40a gap loan.
35:43What are the terms
35:44on $100,000?
35:46Depends on the gap.
35:48Here's what I'll
35:48meet from you.
35:51Three months,
35:52six months,
35:55or a year.
36:00I wonder if I can't
36:02meet these
36:02exorbitant terms.
36:04We'll find a way
36:05to make it work.
36:07I'm assuming I
36:09got to put up
36:10some kind of
36:11collateral
36:11in return?
36:13Something like that,
36:14yeah.
36:15I'm dependable
36:16and discreet,
36:17Dr. Masters.
36:18I'm sure you appreciate
36:18those qualities
36:19coming at a premium.
36:20Of course.
36:21How quickly
36:22can I get the money?
36:24I can personally
36:24deliver it
36:25in 12 hours.
36:27If you'd like
36:27some time
36:28to think it over,
36:29I'll leave you in my car.
36:29I don't have to
36:30think about it.
36:30I'll call you soon.
36:47Enough!
36:48Melissa, stop!
36:49Leave me alone!
36:52I'm coming!
36:54I'm coming.
36:56What?
36:56Quit yelling at me
36:58I'm not your stupid
36:58sister.
37:01I'm so glad
37:02you're here.
37:03Okay, don't touch me.
37:05Why?
37:06What's up?
37:06I don't feel good.
37:08Okay.
37:10What's going on?
37:14I'm pregnant.
37:23I'm so sorry.
37:25I didn't realize
37:26your ex
37:27was still with us.
37:29Oh, yeah.
37:30No, he is.
37:30I mean,
37:31he's not
37:31with me and Lauren.
37:34I got married
37:35too young
37:35and he left
37:37when she was four
37:38and he realized
37:39that he was ill-equipped
37:39to be a dad.
37:42And what?
37:43He doesn't even
37:43call her?
37:44Nope.
37:45Nope.
37:45Nothing.
37:46No.
37:47Not a call
37:47and a birthday.
37:48No cards.
37:49It's like she
37:49doesn't even exist
37:50to him.
37:52Oh, you know,
37:53that just infuriates
37:55me.
37:56I take stuff like
37:57that really personal.
37:59Why?
38:00Why?
38:00It doesn't have
38:00anything to do
38:01with your life.
38:02I know,
38:03but, you know,
38:03you guys like that
38:04give good men
38:05a bad name
38:06and there's still
38:07a few of us out there.
38:08I know.
38:09I know.
38:10I mean,
38:11I must say,
38:11it's, it's,
38:12I find it really sweet
38:13that it irritates you
38:14so much.
38:16So you, um,
38:19you ended up
38:20raising Lauren
38:20all by yourself.
38:22Mm-hmm.
38:22Well, yeah,
38:23I think you did
38:24a really nice job.
38:26I mean,
38:26there's so many times
38:27when I feel like
38:28I don't know
38:28what I'm doing
38:29with her,
38:29but, um,
38:31and I think
38:31I got really lucky
38:32that she turned out
38:33the way she did.
38:34I don't think
38:34it has anything
38:35to do with luck.
38:35I think she just
38:36has a wonderful mom.
38:38And I'd still love
38:39to find this guy
38:39and wring his neck.
38:41Oh, that is so
38:43chivalrous.
38:43I really appreciate that.
38:45I'm not usually
38:45a fan of wringing necks,
38:46but, um,
38:48it makes me happy
38:48to hear you say it.
38:49It's not only
38:50about Lauren.
38:52He had you.
38:54You're a kind,
38:56intelligent,
38:57beautiful woman.
38:59I could bake
39:00a mean pie
39:02and he let you go?
39:03I mean,
39:04this guy was an idiot.
39:05Really.
39:07He didn't know
39:07what he had.
39:08He didn't realize
39:09how lucky he was.
39:14Seems like everybody's
39:15really excited
39:15about Daphne's show.
39:17Um,
39:17I think everybody's
39:18more excited about you
39:20than the show.
39:21Nah,
39:21I'm sure they're just
39:22wondering who
39:22my mystery date is.
39:24Betty, Lauren,
39:24you guys need anything?
39:26Oh, no.
39:27What would you like?
39:27I'm good,
39:28thank you.
39:29Go on,
39:29you gotta order something
39:31or people are gonna
39:31talk and say
39:32Eddie is a cheap date.
39:34Um,
39:35okay, uh,
39:36could I get
39:37another water then?
39:38Can I put a slice
39:39of lemon in it
39:39for you?
39:41Okay,
39:41you can put a lemon
39:42in it.
39:43Thanks, Grace.
39:45This is so awesome.
39:47I feel like royalty.
39:48Mmm,
39:49well,
39:49get used to it
39:50because as soon
39:51as your album
39:51comes out
39:51and it becomes
39:52a huge hit,
39:53you'll be treated
39:54like this all the time.
39:58tomorrow's your birthday,
39:59you know?
40:01Birthday?
40:02Mm-hmm.
40:03Katie.
40:05Oh, Max,
40:06I'm so sorry.
40:09You should get
40:10some rest.
40:11I can't stay.
40:14I'm just gonna rest
40:14my ass for a little bit.
40:18Mm-hmm.
40:18Mm-hmm.
40:19Mm-hmm.
40:19Mm-hmm.
40:21Mm-hmm.
40:21Mm-hmm.
40:22Mm-hmm.
40:22Mm-hmm.
40:24Mm-hmm.
40:24Mm-hmm.
40:33Don.
40:34Hi, Nora.
40:36Hi.
40:36You busy?
40:37Uh,
40:38I mean,
40:38uh,
40:38was something wrong?
40:40I know it's late,
40:41but I sure could
40:42use your company.
40:43You feel like
40:44grabbing a nightcap
40:45somewhere?
40:45You know,
40:46I'm kind of
40:46in the middle
40:47of something.
40:48Oh,
40:49okay,
40:49that's fine.
40:50Um,
40:51you know,
40:51I just have a friend
40:52who's going
40:53through some stuff.
40:55I'll leave you to it,
40:56then.
40:56I'll see you in the morning.
40:57Good night.
40:58Good night, Don.
41:06Good night, Don.
41:08Good night.