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00:00Previously on Devious Maids.
00:02We can prove Flora Hernandez found out she was pregnant just before she was murdered.
00:06And my client wasn't the father.
00:07Mom, it's me. I remembered something.
00:09Of course he will pay. Because it's on video.
00:11We need to find a way to stay together for Tucker's sake.
00:14And if that means changing the rules of our relationship, I'm willing to consider it.
00:17Last night, Spence told me he was willing to have an open marriage.
00:21When a man starts talking about having an open marriage, it's not because he wants his wife to have a
00:25good time.
00:25Your husband's having an affair.
00:27Do you see that man out there?
00:28Yeah. Who is he?
00:30My husband.
00:30You're going with me?
00:31No, I'm not.
00:33My husband.
00:36That's for the way you fought for me, Sam.
00:38But the thing is, you don't want a relationship.
00:40No.
00:42What kind of fun did you have in mind?
00:44I haven't done that in a while.
00:47You owe me.
00:48This new therapist is a genius.
00:50He could tell that I needed to be on mood stabilizers within five minutes of meeting me.
00:55It took him that long?
01:06It's not the end of the world.
01:09It is.
01:10It absolutely is.
01:12So stop trying to cheer me up.
01:15Did something happen at Armani?
01:16She couldn't fit into the dress she wanted.
01:19And then the sales girl called me fat.
01:21She said you were a size two.
01:24It's the same thing.
01:25She used to be a size zero.
01:27But years of Mexican cooking have disfigured me.
01:31If you insult my cooking one more time, you'll know what it means to be disfigured by a Mexican.
01:37Um, can I talk to you guys about something?
01:40Not now, dear.
01:41I'm going upstairs and take some aspirin and lay down.
01:44After I've gotten up and purged the aspirin, we can check.
01:48But they can't wait.
01:50There's a problem with the gardeners.
01:52What sort of problem?
01:54They're refusing to work until they get paid.
01:57I wrote them a check on Monday.
01:59It bounced.
02:02Bounced?
02:03And I just got a call from our pool guy.
02:05His check bounced, too.
02:07Mrs. Delator, I think we better call your business manager.
02:17I'm calling for Jean-Vie of Delatorre.
02:20She needs to speak with Myron Moyer immediately.
02:23There seems to be some problem with her account.
02:25There's no need to worry, darling.
02:27Myron's been taking care of my money for years.
02:29He'll figure this out.
02:31What do you mean you can't find him?
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:39Why are you saying, oh, my God?
02:42Yes.
02:44I'll tell her.
02:47Zoella, what?
02:48What's happening?
02:52Your business manager has disappeared and taken all of your money with him.
02:57Honey, I'm sorry, but because you gave Myron control over everything,
03:00you now don't have a cent to your name.
03:08Mrs. Delatorre?
03:10Then I was right.
03:13It is the end of the world.
03:16It is the end of the world.
03:36Hello?
03:38Hello?
03:38Hello?
03:39You shouldn't sneak up on people like that.
03:42It's very, very rude.
03:44You know what else is rude?
03:47Breaking into people's homes.
03:49Excuse me.
03:51I knocked, and that cute black guy said I could borrow some eggs, but you don't have any.
03:57That's because the sexy brown girl hasn't gone to the store yet.
04:00Who are you?
04:01I'm Julie.
04:02I work next door for the Higgins.
04:04All right.
04:05I heard they hired a cook.
04:08Actually, I'm a chef.
04:10What's the difference?
04:12$60,000 in tuition and a hat.
04:16I studied at the Cordon Bleu in Paris.
04:20It's fancy.
04:21So, where am I going to get some eggs?
04:24Did the Cordon Bleu not teach you about supermarkets?
04:28You're funny.
04:30Sort of.
04:31The problem is, I don't have a car.
04:34Do you have a car?
04:36Why?
04:37I was thinking you could drive me.
04:41No, you're funny.
04:43Sort of.
04:45Oh, hey, Carmen.
04:46I see you met Julie.
04:47Yes, yes.
04:48I was just saying, welcome to the neighborhood.
04:51And goodbye.
04:52I'm not new to the neighborhood.
04:53I used to work for Barbara Crump over on Cannon, but I had to quit.
04:58She got a Rottweiler, and I'm allergic to dogs.
05:00And I told her she would have to choose.
05:03Can you believe she chose a Rottweiler over me?
05:08Don't let me answer that.
05:09So, Julie, do we have any eggs?
05:13No.
05:14Somebody forgot to go to the store.
05:18Well, how about I run you over there myself?
05:20Oh, thank you so much.
05:22You are so sweet.
05:24I'm just going to run next door and grab my wallet, okay?
05:31So, what do you think?
05:33Of what?
05:34Of Julie.
05:34She's cute, right?
05:36I think I'm going to ask her out.
05:51Oh, God.
05:52Don't say that.
05:54What?
05:55You took the Lord's name in vain.
05:58It's not right.
05:59What should I say?
06:01I can say, goodness.
06:07After what we just did, that doesn't seem right either.
06:11But it was good, wasn't it?
06:13Oh, it was great.
06:16What about you?
06:18How do you feel?
06:22I'm happy.
06:24I'm happy.
06:25You sound surprised.
06:29After I missed the light, I was so sad.
06:33Then I had to leave my son to come here.
06:36I cried every night.
06:40After a while, I started to think, if I wasn't crying, I was happy.
06:47Because I forgot what real happiness feels like.
06:51I'm not happy, too.
06:57What are you doing?
06:59Come on, Rosie.
07:01Just a little more happiness.
07:03Like dishes to wash, and floors to mop.
07:08And, oh, God.
07:14The good news is we found Myron.
07:17Well, thank God.
07:18The bad news is he's in Brunei.
07:21Why is that bad?
07:22We don't have an extradition treaty with Brunei.
07:25So the police can't arrest him?
07:27No.
07:27No, Myron Moyer can spend every cent of Jean Vievre's money,
07:31and no one can touch him.
07:33Well, what can we do?
07:40Hey, de Jean Vievre.
07:41Can I talk to you for a minute?
07:43Of course, Michael.
07:44You look very dashing today.
07:47Thanks.
07:49My law firm is working with Interpol to try and get your money back.
07:53But it doesn't look good.
07:56And we think you may want to sell this house.
07:59But where would Remy and I live?
08:02Fancy apartment, a nice condo.
08:05Minium?
08:06No.
08:08I like it here.
08:10But you can't afford the mortgage now.
08:13This is America.
08:15We have safety nets.
08:18Surely there must be some entitlement program that will help me pay for my mansion.
08:23You'd think so, but most government aid only goes to poor people.
08:27That's not fair.
08:29They don't have the same expenses rich people do.
08:31That's why people choose to be poor in the first place.
08:34There's no overhead.
08:38Mom, where are you going?
08:41This man has given me stress.
08:43So I'm going to the spa to have Hans beat me with reeds until it goes away.
08:48That's my point, Jean-Vivre.
08:50You can no longer afford the spa.
08:52You can't even afford the reeds.
08:57Hopefully my relationship with Hans is strong enough, but he'll agree to beat me for free.
09:05Why don't I just give her some of the money for my trust fund?
09:08That's a cheer up.
09:09Actually, about your trust fund.
09:14It's gone too?
09:19I'm so sorry, Remy.
09:46Ida, it's Marisol.
09:48Did you get my message?
09:51I did.
09:52You said Eddie remembered something.
09:54Yes.
09:54He once heard Flora talking about a DVD.
09:58What kind of DVD?
10:00I'm not sure, but she was using it to blackmail somebody.
10:05Where do you think she kept it?
10:07It's got to be somewhere in the Powell house.
10:11It's got to be.
10:13It's got to be.
10:13It's got to be.
10:44Have you seen my Birkin bag?
10:48It's right over there.
10:51I'm meeting my friend Jean-Vivre at the spa.
10:53Poor thing is having horrible financial troubles, and I want to make sure that she knows that I am not.
11:02Is everything okay?
11:03Everything's fine.
11:05I'm going to go finish my ironing.
11:07I'm going to go finish my ironing.
11:34in here that's because i didn't pick up the dry cleaning yet i have to look spectacular today
11:40billy bush is interviewing me the last thing i want to do is give that bitch ammo i'm sorry i
11:45got a late start why do i have so much donna karen how many funerals can i go to these
11:52ones
11:53nice whatever help me get ready you know rosie the house has been a mess lately i'm starting to
12:02think you don't like your job no no i like it very much you should you don't have to work
12:09for
12:10boring people spence and i are celebrities yes my job is very exciting so let's step it up a notch
12:18no more dirty dishes in the sink no more dust on the shelves i'll do better i promise
12:25i hope so from what i can see all you've done all morning is wash my sheets
12:42hi brought you a little treat to cheer you up cheer me up no i'm good i'm good i'm i'm
12:48great
12:49actually really because with everything that's going on with your mom and the money i know right
12:54i mean usually your trust fund's gone you freak out but i'm thinking this could be the best thing
12:58that's ever happened to this family really yeah i mean we'll move into a smaller house where we can
13:03talk and hang out and and really connect you know maybe we'll move into a tent have you ever been
13:09camping um no shut up we are going camping you're taking this really well well there's no other way to
13:18take it girl there's no other way to be okay well i just wanted you to know that i'm here
13:23if you need
13:23to talk or anything i so appreciate that but like i said i'm i'm good i'm really really excellent
13:40marisol had a nasty little shock today did she i believe she happened upon one of your nauseating
13:48dvds which one this exercise in voyeurism featured the steppards did marisol say anything
13:58mm-hmm but she was hiding it when i walked in the room she was clearly mortified maybe
14:06maybe not marisol has an agenda we've known this for a while
14:13maybe she was searching for it why would she do that so she could use it against me
14:19i think it's time to fire marisol i also have an agenda adrian mine is to not do housework
14:25we can hire someone else i finally have a maid who can cook and conjugate english verbs if you think
14:31i'm letting her go you're crazy she wanders around this house without any supervision what happens if
14:35she stumbles onto my collection well first she'll want to wash her hands pay attention darling if she
14:42finds those dvds she will tell people and we will be humiliated for god's sake adrian the woman cleans
14:48tile grout for a living if you can't shield this secret from her you're not the brilliant degenerate
14:52i'm married evelyn that was precisely the pep talk i needed
15:22am i interrupting something yeah okay just as a reminder
15:27my room is right below yours sorry i didn't realize we were that loud
15:31we julie say hi to carmen hey carmen don't come in i'm super naked
15:38isn't this your first date and if it keeps going this well we'll definitely have a second
15:42good night stop you can't do this do what have sex with that woman she's not up to your standards
15:53what are my standards i have your standards but you don't want to date me
16:00well just because you can have filet mignon doesn't mean that you have to settle for fast food
16:04free information julia's not a compromise she's a smart elegant woman sam my breasts are getting cold
16:13i need to go no you need to stop what do you care who i sleep with
16:17well i i don't good
16:30what's this the ring you gave me 10 years ago i want you to sell it you need the money
16:35so it was a gift i told you at the time it was way too extravagant you said
16:39hang on to it in case of a rainy day well it turns out it's your roof that's leaking
16:46did i ever tell you how i got this it was an apology for my second husband philippe yes i
16:53caught
16:53him sleeping with my nutritionist he was so ashamed he showed up the next morning with this ring
16:59i screamed you can't buy my forgiveness with diamonds then i threw it at him the big stone
17:05scratched his cornea so it has sentimental value oh zoela i love you for offering but i can't take
17:13this you can't afford to be generous either you're broke remember all this talk about money is giving
17:20me a migraine can't we talk about this next week i won't be here next week sweetie what you can't
17:28afford to pay me and i can't afford not to get paid no you can't leave me i need you
17:35what you need
17:36is a big dose of reality your life has changed you gotta start being smart if i can think of
17:44a way
17:45out of this mess will you stay i suppose okay okay you just watch i'm about to be smart
17:54so the question is how can i make some money you could get a job honey this is serious don't
18:02make jokes
18:02sorry hey why don't i just get someone to give me the money i have a lot of rich friends
18:10you won't
18:11once you start asking them for money you're right i have to borrow from someone who really loves me
18:22someone like a rich ex-husband who feels guilty about the way he treated you oh zoila i like being
18:31smart
18:40carmen hey what are you doing out here thought you might want a smoothie huh after six miles you
18:47bet while you're catching your breath can i talk to you about something sure one of your employees
18:55had sex last night in your house with a woman no no no it wasn't me you can put that
19:04eyebrow down
19:05so sam got laid ah good for him no no not good this woman that came into your house she's
19:13not all there
19:16she's bald no she's crazy really yeah i met her psychotic or drugs or both either way i think you
19:25should tell sam that he can't bring her into your house let me tell you a little something about sam
19:30he's been working here for four years he's been lonely the whole time i'm thrilled he's finally found
19:35someone we should be happy for him not uh meddling in his love life oh heaven i don't care about
19:41his love
19:42life i just want him to respect your house well thank you very much but i'm sure the house could
19:49survive a booty collar too hi alejandro hey mrs crump
19:58um excuse me you're mrs crump yes you live over on canon yes i do
20:05i'm carmen i work for alejandro oh i have to say that is one beautiful rottweiler why thank you i
20:15just
20:15love dogs if you ever need anyone to walk him i'd be happy to
20:31he's ready to see you now will you come this way
20:52mrs deletour mr deletour how are you
21:00how's our son remy is wonderful you don't call him as much as you should you're right you're
21:07absolutely right
21:11my god you're as devastatingly beautiful as ever why in the world did we ever divorce you kept committing
21:19adultery oh that's right you must have been so disappointed in me no i knew you were french when
21:26i married you still i regret sleeping with so many of your friends i was able to get new friends
21:34and then i slept with your sister yes well that was a bit more awkward
21:41philippe if time has taught me anything it's how to forgive so consider yourself forgiven
21:49i want us to be friends again this wouldn't have anything to do with myron moyer stealing all your
21:56money would it so you've heard
22:02well it's true i am broke and i need your help but it is also true that i want you
22:12back in my life
22:14i've missed you my love i'm so glad to hear that
22:23do you remember this man of course you bought it on our honeymoon
22:30it was recently appraised at a million dollars would you like it
22:36oh philippe you would just give it to me no strings attached well i didn't say that
22:50how'd it go he offered me a painting worth a million dollars that's great what's wrong
22:59he offered it on the condition that i sleep with him what he said i was the best he'd ever
23:08had
23:09and it was worth that much money for and these are his words another ride on the sensual merry-go
23:19-round
23:19that is my body so did you give him a ride no how can you even ask that you're broke
23:31i may be destitute but i would never debase myself just to pay a few bills i'm sorry
23:39i'm also very proud of you thank you
23:47so what happens now you are going to learn to take care of yourself i am and this is a
23:55good
23:55thing it's your chance to finally prove to people that you're more than a shallow spoiled beverly hills
24:01diva i'm sure you can get a job selling clothes at a fancy shop or hosts you get an upscale
24:08bistro
24:09i can teach you how to cook your own meals and wash your own clothes and even though you'll fall
24:15asleep exhausted every night you will be happy because you'll know you are finally a productive
24:21member of society and what are you doing i'm starting up the merry-go-round but honey relax
24:31it's philippe and if memory serves me your ride won't last that long
24:48where's perry she left for a custom fitting oh
24:57good what are you doing i must not be doing well if you have to ask mrs perry will be
25:03back soon
25:05so so if i don't get my work then she's going to fire me but i need to be with
25:09you
25:15okay but we have to do it fast mrs perry told me to fix the toilet in the den before
25:20she gets back
25:20i'll have you holding that plunger in no time
25:25thank you mr spence oh it just spins it's quicker
25:37i want to see you
25:39i want to see you
26:04oh that was the best sex ever oh don't you think suspense
26:15mr spence mr spence
26:44had a heart attack
26:47what but he's only 46 i'm just telling you what the doctor said i don't understand what was he
26:55doing when this happened huh i mean was he exercising yes i'd say so mrs westmore i'm dr
27:07kagan i want to talk to you about your husband's condition is he gonna die no no he's in intensive
27:13care but he's stable oh thank god i need to see him sure uh just for a moment can i
27:21see him too
27:23i'm sorry you are this is rosie our maid sorry only family's allowed
27:40there so to what do i do with this pleasure you're not due back here till sunday i'm sorry i
27:45think i
27:46left my spare key in the study would you mind if i had a look of course not be my
27:52guest mi casa
27:54is
27:55thank you
28:23Do you find your key?
28:27Nope.
28:29I must have left it somewhere else.
28:32Good luck finding it.
28:45Good luck finding it.
29:04Come on, boy. Come on.
29:06Come here, come here.
29:08Find the tree. It's so delicious, right?
29:11So delicious. Good boy.
29:14Good boy.
29:15Oh, how could anyone be allergic to you?
29:19Okay, let's go.
29:21Come on, come on, come on.
29:26Let's rain.
29:27Let me smell it.
29:28May I just rain the front of it?
29:30Let me just rain the front of it.
29:46Baby, I swear to you, we don't have a dog.
29:49You must have.
29:50It's the only thing I'm allergic to.
29:53Come on.
30:07What's that?
30:09It's dog fur.
30:10And it's all over my sheets, all over my crumbs from a dog biscuit.
30:13Well, whatever kinky stuff you and Julie are into, that's your business.
30:18Carmen, this is really how you're going to be right now.
30:22Okay.
30:23I did it, but I just thought she was going to get like a rash or something.
30:27You could have killed her.
30:28I know.
30:29I'm sorry.
30:30I just wanted her to go away.
30:33Are you jealous?
30:35No.
30:36Are you sure?
30:37I don't know what I was feeling or thinking.
30:40I'm just...
30:41I'm sorry.
30:42I am very, very sorry.
30:45You had your chance.
30:46You turned me down.
30:48So if you're not going to be with me, you have to let me be with someone else.
30:52Okay?
30:54Okay?
30:55Okay.
31:00Okay.
31:02Okay.
31:04Okay.
31:04Okay.
31:04Okay.
31:06Okay.
31:07Okay.
31:09I told you to sell this.
31:11No.
31:12I want you to have it.
31:13Jean-Vierve, I...
31:14Listen to me.
31:15I've had six different husbands.
31:17They all vowed to stand by me for the rest of my life, but none of them did.
31:22Only one person has always been there for better or for worse.
31:28So I want you to have this ring, not as a gift, but as my promise to take care of
31:35you, just like you have always taken care of me.
31:45Well, you still have to come up with a plan.
31:47You have a lot of bills coming in.
31:50And you can't keep exchanging sex for watercolors.
31:53Oh, I have a plan.
31:55Uh-oh.
31:57What are you going to do?
31:59What I've always done.
32:01It's time to find husband number seven.
32:29You're right.
32:30I am jealous.
32:54Marisol, what are you doing up?
32:56I needed to talk to you both.
32:59What's all this?
33:00I made martinis.
33:02Thanks, but we're not thirsty.
33:06After I'm finished, you're going to want a drink.
33:14So how many of these DVDs do you think Adrienne has?
33:18Well, if Mr. Powell taped one of your sessions, he probably taped all of them.
33:24Oh, my God.
33:26Obviously, this could be devastating if any of these got out, landed on the Internet.
33:32Adrienne wouldn't do that, would he?
33:35He might not, but you probably don't want to take that chance.
33:38Yes.
33:39Now, I would be willing to steal them for you, but I would need to know where Adrienne keeps
33:45his collection.
33:46Any ideas?
33:49Not really.
33:50It's such a huge house.
33:51Michael, did he ever say anything to you?
33:57Mr. Stappard?
33:59Michael, where are you going?
34:03Oh, no.
34:15Michael, what a surprise.
34:18Did Evelyn let you in?
34:38They're dead.
34:45I bet you feel like a big man.
34:48She's ironic, considering...
34:50Where are they?
34:51Safe and sound, don't you worry.
34:54Mrs. Stappard, stop!
34:55You're going to kill them!
34:57You listen to me, you pervert.
34:59I'm not leaving here without those DVDs.
35:01Michael?
35:06Party's over.
35:07Get out.
35:11Perhaps my tone is not conveying the seriousness of my intention.
35:18Have I made myself clear?
35:21Adrienne has something that belongs to me, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
35:25Are you talking about the DVDs?
35:28You know?
35:29I know everything that happens in this house.
35:32I'm going to give them what they came for, and then we're going to put this nasty little mess behind
35:36us.
35:36Okay?
35:38Florian.
35:40I was tired of looking at your wife, anyway.
35:43So help me, Michael.
35:48Adrienne?
35:50Go get some ice for your lip.
35:52Michael, you, Taylor, sit down, behave yourselves.
35:55I'm going to get what you want.
35:56Marisol.
35:59Come with me.
36:00I'll see you.
36:42Here we go.
36:52The Taylor Collection.
36:59As you can see, there are no other DVDs bearing Taylor's name.
37:06Make sure you tell Michael he has everything.
37:07Here we go.
37:14Well, Michael, Taylor, obviously we won't be socializing anymore.
37:20What a relief it will be to stop pretending that we like each other.
37:30Oh, and Mary's home.
37:34You're fired.
37:42Did you talk to the doctors?
37:44I did.
37:46Spence is doing much better.
37:48He's awake and talking.
37:50Thank God.
37:53What is that?
37:55It's our wedding album.
37:57I just got the urge to go through it.
38:00Look, it's Spence in his tux.
38:04So handsome.
38:06Wasn't he, though?
38:09You two seem very happy.
38:16I've decided to go into therapy.
38:20Therapy?
38:22I want to understand why I'm such a raging bitch.
38:26Oh.
38:28You've seen me in action.
38:29I'm a nightmare, right?
38:31No.
38:32I've seen worse.
38:34How?
38:35Did you clean for Hitler?
38:37The things I say, the way I act out.
38:42Something is wrong with me.
38:46And I'm going to fix it.
38:51What made you decide this?
38:55For the past year, I began to think I didn't love Spence anymore.
39:02But when I saw him in that hospital, I do love him, Rosie.
39:09I just forget it sometimes.
39:15Well, it's good you know that.
39:19So I'm going to change for him.
39:21Be the best wife ever.
39:23And Spence and I will be happy again.
39:28It's a good thing.
39:30To be happy.
39:48Hello?
39:49Yeah, it's Michael.
39:50I'm calling to see how you are.
39:55Well, apparently I'm in need of some plastic surgery.
39:57But to be fair, Evelyn's been saying that for years.
40:02I had too much to drink.
40:03You know how I get.
40:05I suppose I do.
40:07You know the real reason why I came over there tonight, don't you, Adrian?
40:11You had an ulterior motive.
40:12I'm shocked.
40:14I want that DVD back.
40:16The one with Flora.
40:19Relax, I smashed it into a million bits.
40:22A long time ago.
40:24Oh, thank God.
40:26Obviously, back when I still considered you a friend.
40:31Again, Adrian, I'm sorry for what I did.
40:34We all make mistakes.
40:37I'll see you then.
40:38Bye.
40:39Bye.
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