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00:30I think what you people do is heroic.
00:35You wash clothes you can't afford.
00:39You polish silver you will never dine with.
00:43You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last name.
00:46And still you dare to dream of a better life.
00:50I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours.
00:56That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported.
01:03Comprende?
01:08Good.
01:10Adrian, is there something you'd like to say to Flora?
01:16I'm sorry that I allowed myself to be seduced.
01:24Repeatedly.
01:28Obviously, from this moment forward, when I ask you to do the windows, you will do them.
01:53Oh, Evelyn, how are you?
01:55Not great.
01:56I just found out my maid has feelings for my husband.
02:00It's nuts, right?
02:02I mean, why would anyone fall in love with Adrian?
02:05You ought to forgive my wife.
02:07She's drunk and evil.
02:09He's drunk and evil.
02:14I am sorry that I wasundo.
02:16Let's go.
02:49Let's go.
03:21Let's go.
03:45I think we're just about done here.
03:47We should be out of your way in a few minutes.
03:49I don't understand.
03:51What do you mean you're done?
03:53Well, we collected all the evidence.
03:54We have a suspect in custody.
03:56All this blood on the furniture and the carpet hands?
04:00Don't worry, ma'am.
04:00We have photos of everything.
04:02All right, people, pack it up.
04:03Let's get going.
04:04I don't care about photos.
04:05I don't care about evidence.
04:07My maid was murdered.
04:11Ma'am?
04:14Who's going to clean all this up?
04:15I don't care about this.
05:11We have to go to the police
05:12Are you crazy?
05:13They need to know the truth about Flora
05:15Why? They already arrested someone
05:17Maybe he didn't do it
05:18Maybe Flora was killed because of what she was doing
05:21If we go to the cops
05:23They'll ask why we did nothing to stop her
05:25Mommy's right
05:26We could get in trouble
05:29I wish she never told us
05:31This was Flora's secret
05:32I see we let it die with her
05:47So the job requires cooking, cleaning
05:50Taking our clothes to the cleaners
05:52Doing what needs to be done
05:53Exactly
05:53And we're hoping to find someone to live in
05:57As it happens, that's the situation that I'm looking for
06:00Terrific
06:06Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Stappard?
06:12You don't have an accent
06:14Should I?
06:16I've never met a maid who didn't have an accent
06:20I was born here in L.A.
06:24You sound like you went to college
06:28Thank you
06:32Would you excuse us for a moment?
06:36Give us just a second
06:41She has attitude
06:42Because she doesn't have an accent
06:44I just don't like her, okay?
06:45I want Lupe back
06:46You know that can't happen
06:48Why do you refuse to take my side?
06:51I'm getting so sick of this
06:53Mrs. Stappard?
06:55I want this job
06:57So I'll make you a deal
06:58After a week, if you're not satisfied with my work
07:01Or if you think I still have attitude
07:03I'll leave
07:05No questions asked
07:10That's a very generous offer
07:12And we would be fools not to accept it
07:15ed by you
07:43At the moment with my work
07:47Where is she?
07:48In her room.
07:49How many pills did she take?
07:50I'm not sure. Maybe the whole bottle.
08:01Remy, thank God you're here.
08:05Mom, it's me.
08:06Go away.
08:07Now, don't be like that, Mom.
08:09We've got to get you to the hospital and get your stomach pumped, all right?
08:12I'm tired of being humiliated.
08:14Just let me die.
08:18Humiliated?
08:18Jamal left her.
08:20Mom, you were dating our pool boy?
08:22I've always been partial to Armenians. You know that?
08:27Only this one turned out to be so cruel.
08:30He said he was embarrassed to introduce me to his friends.
08:34He said I looked like I was 40.
08:37Well, that's not bad since you're almost 60.
08:41Mom, Mom, Mom, I realize you're upset, all right?
08:43But you can't swallow a bottle of pills every time a guy leaves you.
08:47Don't you see what's happening?
08:49I'm getting older.
08:51Soon no handsome man will want anything to do with me.
08:56And the sad truth is, I'm just not designed to be alone.
09:05Mrs. Dillator, if you're lonely, maybe Mr. Remy could move back home.
09:12But he's going to school.
09:13Just USC.
09:14He could commute.
09:18It's a stunning idea, Remy.
09:21I wouldn't even know how to be depressed with you here.
09:27Mom, if I promise to move back home, will you go to the hospital?
09:31Absolutely.
09:32Just let me put my face out first.
09:35Don't want to scare the nurses.
09:46That was some quick thinking there.
09:48I'm just glad I could help.
10:01He's here.
10:15Welcome home.
10:17How is the tour?
10:18I can't believe I'm finally meeting Alejandro Gilbio.
10:22Now, don't come on too strong.
10:23Relax.
10:24We're going to be best of friends.
10:26And why would you want to be friends with the maid?
10:29Have you seen me?
10:32Is this Bonita's replacement?
10:33Yes.
10:34Her name is Carmen.
10:36It's nice to have you with us, Carmen.
10:38Hopefully you won't steal the silver.
10:39Not that there's any left to steal.
10:42It is so wonderful to meet you.
10:44And you should know I am your biggest fan.
10:46And I am thrilled to be working with you.
10:49Don't go.
10:50I'll take care of this.
10:54You don't talk to Alejandro.
10:56You talk to me, then I talk to him.
10:58If he wants to speak to you, answer with as few words as possible.
11:03Can I at least say good morning?
11:05No.
11:06He will tell you if it's a good morning.
11:19I got some good news yesterday.
11:21I finally found a lawyer for immigration.
11:24He said that he could help me bring Miguel to America.
11:27Who's Miguel?
11:28It's her kid, back in Guadalajara.
11:31But, uh, there is a problem.
11:35This lawyer, he's in San Diego.
11:37He only comes to Los Angeles once a month.
11:40I could see him Friday or Saturday, but I need a day off.
11:44I've got back-to-back appointments on Friday and Saturday.
11:47I'm being interviewed by Showbiz LA.
11:49Move the interview.
11:51Or are you afraid you'd actually have to spend time with our child?
11:53Hey, I'm a good mother, but I've got to stay focused now that I have a feature career.
12:00You've only been in three movies, and you battled aliens in two of them.
12:03Stop acting like your Dame Judi Dench.
12:05It still beats being a sex symbol for Bored Housewives.
12:08Hey, I won two Soap Opera Digest Awards.
12:11The fact that you think that's impressive makes me want to vomit and weep for you.
12:18See, the thing about this lawyer, he's the only one I could afford.
12:22I'm sorry, Rosie.
12:23I just can't spare you right now.
12:25But take it as a compliment.
12:29My little boy needs you.
12:45The D.A. called.
12:47They're finally charging that waiter with Flora's murder.
12:49It's good news.
12:51Don't you think?
12:57For God's sake, how much more infantile pouting do I have to put up with?
13:01I'm sad.
13:03Can't I be sad?
13:04Flora was the help.
13:05It's time to smile again.
13:08She was the most exhilarating woman I have ever known.
13:12Then you should get out more.
13:13I was in love with her.
13:15And I was teaching her to love me.
13:21You weren't the only man Flora was having an affair with.
13:25You do realize that, don't you?
13:34That boy they arrested.
13:37You think he actually killed her?
13:39No.
13:40But if we say anything, they'll start to examine our lives.
13:44And we can't have that now, can we?
13:47So we do nothing?
13:50Less than nothing.
14:01Mrs. Stafford, I finished the laundry.
14:05Thanks.
14:05The kitchen sink is topped up.
14:08If you could take care of that.
14:10Are you okay?
14:14I'm just having a bad day.
14:16You want to talk about it?
14:21I'm not sure you'd understand this kind of problem.
14:32I may unclog drains for a living, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid.
14:36And for what it's worth, my friends say I give really good advice.
14:44What do you think of our house?
14:48It's beautiful.
14:49Every chair, painting, and throw pillow was carefully chosen by Olivia Rice.
14:56Isn't she a famous decorator?
14:57She's also the first Mrs. Stafford.
15:00And a world-class psycho.
15:01For 20 years, she made Michael's life unbearable.
15:04Always insulting him, screaming at him.
15:07She even slapped him.
15:08A few times.
15:09Really?
15:10Michael had to divorce her.
15:11But he still felt guilty.
15:13He gave Olivia everything she asked for.
15:15The Jaguar, the Summer House, Lupe.
15:18Lupe.
15:20They're made.
15:22Lovely woman.
15:24The only thing I asked him to fight for, but Olivia wanted her, so...
15:29So...
15:31Why were you crying?
15:34I asked Michael if I could redecorate this place.
15:37You know, make it my own.
15:39He said no.
15:40He thought it would offend Olivia.
15:44We've been married for six months, and she still comes first.
15:47I don't know how much more of this I can take.
15:52Anyway.
15:54I'm ready for that good advice now.
15:59Michael chose you.
16:02Which means you won.
16:04Or hold on him a weekend.
16:06Eventually.
16:07In the meantime, focus on what's important.
16:10You have your health.
16:12You have money to pay your bills.
16:13That's someone who adores you.
16:15In the grand scheme of things, an ex-wife's throw pillows aren't much of a problem.
16:19Mom.
16:23See.
16:27I knew you wouldn't understand.
16:34I'm serious, Zoyla.
16:36This new therapist is a genius.
16:39He could tell that I needed to be on mood stabilizers within five minutes of meeting me.
16:44It took him that long.
17:46Oh, uh, I'm so used to preparing the tray for your mom when she has company.
17:52I guess I wasn't thinking, sorry.
17:55Well, hey, since you're here, why not stay and have a cup of tea with me?
18:02If you insist.
18:16Hi.
18:18Hello.
18:19Hello.
18:19I saw you coming out of the Stafford house this morning.
18:22Did you take over for Lupe?
18:24Yes.
18:25I'm the new maid.
18:27Oh.
18:28Lupe told us Mr. Stafford's new wife is a hot mess.
18:33What do you think?
18:35Oh, she's okay.
18:37Just a bit insecure.
18:39God, is it awful of me to gossip about my employers?
18:42Honey, if you're going to sit by us, it's a requirement.
18:55One time, Ms. Jean-Viev asked me to hand her shampoo while she was still in the shower.
18:59That's not so bad.
19:00She wasn't alone.
19:03They were in there for another hour.
19:05The whole time, I'm thinking, Lord, I have to clean that.
19:09Oh.
19:15So, do you know all the maids who work around here?
19:19Sure.
19:21What about the girl who got killed?
19:25Her name was Flor.
19:28That had to have been a shock.
19:29I would have been more shocked if she had been somewhere else.
19:32But those people she worked for.
19:34The Powells?
19:35What about them?
19:38They're strange.
19:39In what way?
19:41It's late.
19:42We have to get going.
19:44It was so nice to meet you, Marisol.
19:46You too.
19:47Come on, Rosie.
19:51Venga.
19:52Venga.
19:52Ha ha.
19:55See you around.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Look at that.
19:58Mr. Bailey.
19:59What is wrong with you?
20:04You know, at first I wasn't sure about moving back home, but I forgot how nice it is here.
20:09No one waits on me back at the frat house.
20:13I like waiting on you.
20:15Oh, he spilled.
20:22uh so what would you like for breakfast tomorrow i'd love to cook for you
20:29oh uh i don't know i like all sorts of things do you know how to make french toast no
20:36but i'm eager
20:52to learn i'm telling you taylor the house has become a disaster area i've got dirty dishes in
20:58the sink laundry piling up i'm not my wit's end why don't you call the agency have them send
21:04somebody i tried they gave me attitude because flora was murdered i'd understand if i've had
21:09a few maids slaughtered but i've only lost the one it's not fair i could come clean your house
21:18i mean if you're having trouble finding someone that is so sweet thank you lupe it's marisol i
21:24thought her name was lupe that was the previous maid oh well you could be her twin she looks
21:28nothing like lupe i thought she had work done you thought our maid had plastic surgery for god's sake
21:32taylor poor people like to be pretty too come over in the morning bring your own supplies i have
21:40nine bathrooms we'll have fun
21:57what is that who is juice from the handrail he asks for juice no but i was watching him work
22:04out and i
22:05thought he might be thirsty you should be looking at this filthy kitchen not outside
22:18what's wrong princess the only reason i took this job was so i could become friends with
22:22alejandra i'm playing my music that's never gonna happen if that limping bitch keeps running interference
22:27she's just trying to protect alejandra from me if there's one thing godessa knows how to spot
22:33it's a pretty girl with an agenda oh she's that paranoid why hire me in the first place
22:39well i help with the interviews after meeting you i may have lost the other resumes
22:49so do you have a crush on me i'm not admitting nothing oh and why didn't you tell me i
22:56thought you're out of my league
22:57oh i am but still good to know
23:08look i want you to be careful around with desa she's smart
23:15not as smart as i am
23:23hola mama it's rosie pongamemio
23:30rosie
23:33rosie
23:35rosie you've got to take a baby i'm late for my thing
23:40how can i do what i do
23:41when i can see you
23:42mom
23:43i'm going to talk with a man very intelligent
23:47i'm going to know how to bring you to America
23:52i'm very much
23:55no no you are
23:55me
23:58he's going to know how to bring you to the world
24:01you want to know how to bring you to America
24:03i want to be with you mom
24:05Mamá, oye, papito, tengo que colgar.
24:10Dile, abuelita, que esté pendiente del cheque que le mandé.
24:15Ok, mamá.
24:17Que Dios te bendiga.
24:20Te quiero mucho.
24:23Te quiero, mamá.
24:40Oh, Mrs. Perry, I didn't see you.
24:45Is something wrong?
24:48I was just talking to my son.
24:51Is he okay?
24:54He's young.
24:56He doesn't understand why I haven't brought him near you.
25:01Can his dad explain it to him?
25:06Miguel's father died.
25:10That's why I had to come here.
25:12To work.
25:15Oh.
25:28So, I'm late for a facial.
25:36And I can't miss this appointment
25:39because I'm being interviewed tomorrow
25:42and my pores are just...
25:48Go.
25:50I'll take care of your baby.
25:57Thanks.
26:06Oh, the cavalry has arrived.
26:09And she's brought disinfectant.
26:11Hello, Mrs. Powell.
26:12Where would you like me to start?
26:13I was thinking the study.
26:15That's where it happened.
26:20Sorry about the blood and gore.
26:23I was going to clean it myself,
26:25but I wasn't emotionally capable.
26:27Flora and I were so close, you see.
26:29Don't worry.
26:30I'll take care of it.
26:31Just go and relax.
26:32No.
26:33You're a cherub.
26:34That's what you are.
26:35You're a spicy little cherub.
27:05Don't worry about it.
27:06So, let's go.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:17For a second there, I thought you were someone else.
27:21I'm Marisol.
27:22I'm here to clean your home.
27:23Of course.
27:24Evelyn mentioned that you were stopping by.
27:26Very kind of you.
27:28I'm happy to do it.
27:29I know you and your wife have been through a lot.
27:32Did you know Flora?
27:35No.
27:37This is a picture that I took.
27:42She was very lovely.
27:44Ah, she was smart and funny and vibrant.
27:49Very ambitious.
27:53Are you ambitious?
27:57Marisol?
28:00There are things I want.
28:04Well, if you continue to be this nice to me,
28:12I will see to it that you get them.
28:42Did you feed him?
28:43I can't have him screaming during this interview.
28:45He's had his bottle, but he might need his diaper changed soon.
28:49If you humiliate me, we're going to have a problem.
28:55They sent Brenda Colfax?
28:57This will be the best acting I do all year.
29:01Brenda!
29:02Harry Westmore.
29:04How long has it been?
29:05The red carpet at the Oscars.
29:07That's right.
29:08Do you forgive me for what I said about your dress?
29:11Of course.
29:11I was just trying to be funny.
29:13And you came so close.
29:28Ma, where have you been?
29:29I was getting worried.
29:30I went shopping.
29:31I bought us some clothes.
29:32Clothes?
29:33Yeah, but I wasn't sure of your size.
29:34Go try this out.
29:49Mama, what is this?
29:50Our new uniform.
29:51We're going to wear it at work.
29:52Why?
29:54Because those people in that house need to be reminded of what we're there to do.
30:06Rich boys, they never fall in love with the help.
30:14Trust me on this.
30:24Hey, what's that?
30:27Alejandro's iPod.
30:29Songs have been edited.
30:31By Carmen Luna.
30:33Explain.
30:36Okay, as you know, I'm a singer.
30:38No, you never tell me this.
30:41Well, I thought that if he liked my songs, he would want to help me.
30:45This isn't a big deal, is it?
30:47Every day, I see people wanting things from him.
30:51Needing money, asking favors.
30:54Because he's a good man, he finds it hard to say no.
30:58It's my job to protect him from people like that.
31:01People like you.
31:02For God's sake, Odessa, this is my dream.
31:05What is that to him?
31:06I work at his house.
31:08He should care about me.
31:10Do you care about him?
31:14I don't care.
31:17Not like I do.
31:21Still, I think he would enjoy helping someone who's just starting out.
31:24If you play him your music, even one song, I will fire you.
31:29Do you understand?
31:34Good.
31:40Oh, for what it is worth, I listen to all your songs.
31:47What did you think?
31:49I think you should get the new dream.
31:59So, Perry, I hear Scorsese is directing this film.
32:02Were you stunned when you heard that he wanted to work with you?
32:05Because I know I was.
32:09Rosie, I think the baby needs changing.
32:11Unless that awful smell is coming from Brenda.
32:13Ooh.
32:17So, you're a busy actress and a full-time mother.
32:22How do you do it?
32:24It is not easy, but I work really hard at it.
32:28I am a spectacular mom.
32:31When your movie shoots in Rome, will you take him on location?
32:34Of course.
32:36Some women may be able to run off to a foreign country, leaving their kid behind with someone else.
32:41But I can't.
32:42To me, there's no excuse for abandoning your child.
32:50Switching topics.
32:52Let's talk about your leading man.
32:54Mrs. Westmore!
32:56Rosie, be quiet.
32:58We're rolling.
32:58But the baby!
33:00What about the baby?
33:01Is something wrong?
33:02No, he's fine.
33:03He just said his first word.
33:06Oh my God!
33:08What did he say?
33:09He called me mama.
33:19Vamos, súbele al volumen.
33:21Pues estoy sintiendo el ritmo viene calle arriba.
33:24Agurra hasta mis pies.
33:25Sube igual sin ti.
34:28Elveder.
34:29It's not working.
34:31Huh.
34:32But no worries.
34:33I will take the tray up for you.
34:36Wait.
34:38I will take up the tray.
34:40But your leg.
34:41You shouldn't have to walk up all these stairs.
34:43It's my job.
34:44Odessa, this is silly.
34:45It's...
34:47You want to help me?
34:50Dust.
35:03Good morning, Alejandro.
35:06Good morning, Odessa.
35:08I hope you slept well.
35:11I did.
35:15Pancakes.
35:16Well, I know how much you like them.
35:20What is this?
35:21It's nothing.
35:27Carmen!
35:29Where are you?
35:34Stop right there.
35:43Are you okay?
35:45I know how many times you are in the pool.
35:51I'm serious.
35:52Oh, my God.
35:58Bye.
36:02We're out.
36:03Bye.
36:09Bye.
36:11Bye.
36:15Six.
36:42I made you French toast.
36:45Um, thanks.
36:48Anything else?
36:50No.
37:01So, out of nowhere, Perry says, tell Rosie she can see her lawyer tomorrow.
37:05Apparently she wants to spend some quality time with our son.
37:08I was shocked.
37:10I'm not.
37:10There's one thing I know about women, rich or poor.
37:15We all want to be thought of as good mothers.
37:19Just say it.
37:20Say mama.
37:22Oh, come on.
37:22You're not even trying.
37:26Thanks.
37:27I'll tell him.
37:29Oh, this is fine.
37:30But the doctors want to keep her in the hospital a few days for observation.
37:34Well, just make sure she knows.
37:35I'll pay for everything.
37:36You know, including her new, uh...
37:39Lick.
37:40Yeah.
37:41I'll tell her.
37:54What's your name again?
37:56Carmen.
37:59You got a nice voice, Carmen.
38:02Oh, my God.
38:05And if I haven't said so yet, good morning.
38:15I would like to make a toast to my wife.
38:19I...
38:20I know that this is going to be the best birthday I've ever had.
38:23Because this will be the first birthday that I celebrate with you as my wife.
38:28Cheers.
38:30Cheers.
38:31Maricel, you can serve the suit now.
38:34Who on earth could that be?
38:41Can I help you?
38:49Olivia?
38:50I'm sorry, Mr. Stafford.
38:51She just came in.
38:52It's okay, Maricel.
38:55What...
38:55What's going on, Olivia?
38:57I brought your birthday present.
39:01Well, that's, um, very nice.
39:04But this is not a good time.
39:07Guess you're having a party, huh?
39:09Michael.
39:13These are the same people we invited to your birthday last year.
39:19Of course, none of them call me anymore.
39:21I guess they're your friends now.
39:23Please, do something.
39:25I was wondering, what could I give you to mark this important occasion?
39:33And I found this crystal heart.
39:39Isn't that lovely?
39:44But please be careful with it.
39:46Okay?
39:49Because...
39:50I gave you my heart once before.
39:54And you broke it.
39:58Then Michael.
40:02Let's go!
40:02Okay, that's it.
40:04You're done.
40:05Get off of me!
40:06Do not screw with me, bitch, or you will live to regret it.
40:10Michael.
40:11You want to talk about how unfair life is?
40:14Well, that's great, because I know all about that.
40:18Do you want to hear what I've lost?
40:20How I've suffered?
40:22Of course not.
40:23Because to people like you, I'm just the woman who opens the door.
40:40I worked really hard on this dinner.
40:42I'd be damned if I let anyone ruin it.
41:04Marisol.
41:08You have a job here for as long as you want one.
41:23Well, tonight was a triumph for you.
41:27I did put on a bit of a show.
41:29But we have never seen a maid quite like you.
41:32Well, thank you.
41:35In fact, I'm fairly sure you're not a maid.
41:39And I can't wait to find out what you're really doing here.
41:56Marisol.
42:20Hey, how are you doing?
42:24Not good.
42:26I want to get out of here, Mom.
42:30I'm working on it, baby.
42:33I'm working on it.
43:09I'm working on it.
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