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00:05Previously on KyleXY
00:07What are you doing?
00:08I'm keeping a list.
00:10What makes Kyle an alien?
00:11He's this super brain with amnesia.
00:14He barely knows what you're saying sometimes,
00:16but does calculus like it's two plus two.
00:19I'm telling you, Kyle is not human.
00:21You don't have a belly button.
00:23No.
00:24Why not?
00:26I don't know.
00:27Anyway, I should apologize.
00:30I screw up all the time.
00:32Maybe it's your turn.
00:42Do they have any suspects?
00:44No, not yet.
00:45Does this mean anything to you?
00:48No.
00:49See, I think someone's breaking in.
00:51This is Tom from our security contact.
00:53Hello, sir.
00:53You just happened to be driving by?
00:55Yeah, it's a lucky thing.
01:10Let's go.
01:40Let's go.
02:19Let's go.
03:01Let's go.
03:27What is this place?
03:29My bedroom.
03:31Where's the bed?
03:39You sleep in a tub?
03:41Yeah.
03:44Trager said you're a head case.
03:52I mean, not like rudely.
03:56Whatever, it's cool.
03:58Rain should let up by morning.
04:00Actually, it won't let up until 2.27 tomorrow afternoon.
04:05Yeah.
04:07Whatever.
04:21I'm like, we're in a bathroom.
04:22I'm sorry.
04:22I'm sorry.
04:23I'm sorry.
04:30I'm sorry.
05:33What did you do to your head?
05:36Uh, slipped on some white leaves.
05:40Drink much?
05:42I can just sneak out.
05:43I'll let everyone know I was here.
05:44They better not.
05:47Just don't make a sound.
06:08Oh, man.
06:10You're up too early.
06:11I thought I'd have at least another half hour to get breakfast ready.
06:14I guess I'm turning over a new leaf.
06:16Happy birthday, honey.
06:18Oh, thanks, Mom.
06:21I love you.
06:23Oh, I know.
06:26I love you, too.
06:35Good morning.
06:39Nice to meet you, Mr. Traeger.
06:41Declan McDonough.
06:43I just popped by to wish Lori a happy birthday.
06:46Declan, huh?
06:47Well, it's nice to finally meet you.
06:49Do I smell pancakes?
06:52So, what happened to your head?
06:54Uh, went up for a dunk on the court.
06:56Landed the wrong way.
06:57You play ball?
06:58Shooting guard.
07:00Cool.
07:02More pancakes?
07:03Oh, thanks.
07:08You make a great blueberry pancake, Mrs. Traeger.
07:11Well, they're Lori's favorite.
07:13We make them every year to celebrate her birthday.
07:15Because we're so happy she was born.
07:17I'm ignoring you.
07:19Good move.
07:20If your birthday means that you're one year older,
07:22doesn't that mean we're celebrating one year closer to death?
07:25Well, I guess that's one way to look at it.
07:27I think I just lost my appetite.
07:29Don't worry, Lori.
07:30The average lifespan for the American woman is 79.2 years.
07:33If you were Japanese, you would have a few more years,
07:35but it's still not so bad.
07:39Whose idea was it to let him read the encyclopedia?
07:41Hey, we should bring out Lori's baby pictures.
07:45Reminisce over the awkward years.
07:47At least I'm out of mine.
07:50Birthdays.
07:51Baby pictures.
07:53Blueberry pancakes.
07:56They were talking about memories and traditions.
07:59But I had none of my own.
08:01You gonna eat that or what?
08:05Kyle, everything okay?
08:08I'm fine.
08:22Seems like it'll never end, doesn't it?
08:26Three more hours.
08:28You think?
08:31You know.
08:34It's easy for me to process data from global weather satellites.
08:38I just can't figure out why the rain triggers nightmares.
08:40Are you having bad dreams?
08:42Last night.
08:43What was it about?
08:45I'm not sure.
08:47Well, don't dismiss it.
08:48Every piece of information from your head counts.
08:51And dreams are a reflection of what's going on in our subconscious.
08:55Where memories are stored.
08:57Exactly.
08:58Your brain is a powerful tool, especially yours.
09:00And yet it can't tell me something as simple as my own birthday.
09:03Well, that's something we'll figure out together.
09:19The science of weather came easily to me.
09:22It was numbers, data, and patterns.
09:26What I couldn't figure out, no matter how hard I tried, was me.
09:44Where's Declan?
09:47Geeking out with Josh.
09:50Put a guy in front of a video game and there goes half his personality.
09:53Well, try growing up in the Pink Floyd era and replace video games with pot.
09:57It's so tedious.
09:59Yes.
10:01You're baking?
10:03I bake.
10:04You make?
10:06It's a special occasion, okay?
10:08Cut me some slack.
10:09Okay, I'm just saying you don't have to bake a cake for me.
10:12Well, birthdays are all about cake.
10:14I guess I'm just not feeling the birthday thing.
10:17But you love your birthday.
10:20Well, not this year.
10:29So Kyle's just bummed out because he knows the aliens are on their way back to get him.
10:33It's the rain.
10:35They travel on lightning bolts, like in War of the Worlds.
10:38Cool it, Josh.
10:39You've got a bitter theory?
10:41Oh, look, get the axe guy in the corner.
10:43Get him.
10:44Oh, great.
10:44It's spreading.
10:46Hey, hon.
10:47Did you know Lori's decided to hate her birthday?
10:49Does that mean we still have to suck up to her?
10:51Oh, because you were doing such a good job.
10:53Probably because she's in a fight with Hillary.
10:55She's in a fight with Hillary?
10:58Hey, Kyle, come on in.
10:59We'll play teams.
11:01Kyle, what's wrong?
11:07Is this from your dream?
11:08I think it's a memory.
11:22You saw him in your dream last night.
11:24And then again earlier, like a flash.
11:26But you don't recognize his face.
11:28No, he just popped into my head.
11:30But I checked the weather archives.
11:31The last major storm we had was the night before I woke up in the woods.
11:34Maybe this is a memory from then.
11:36It's definitely a possibility.
11:38No, I'm tired of possibilities.
11:40I need something to be real.
11:41Well, that's the problem with amnesia.
11:43Your mind only unlocks information when it's ready.
11:46But there are other methods.
11:48Hypnosis, drugs.
11:49You've been studying.
11:50I need to understand myself.
11:52I get it, Kyle.
11:53I do.
11:54And I promise you.
11:55If I believe there's a viable alternative to the wait-and-see method, I'll give it a shot.
12:00But those kinds of aggressive therapies can work against you.
12:03You just had what may have been your first memory.
12:07I don't want to risk a setback.
12:09Can you trust me on this?
12:18Power line's down.
12:28Power line's down.
12:56What are you doing?
13:00Kyle!
13:02Sorry to startle you, Mr. Trigger.
13:04There's a bunch of houses in the neighborhood that have lost power.
13:07I'm just doing the rounds, making sure everybody's okay.
13:11Well, I'm really glad you're here.
13:12Our foster son, Kyle, drew a picture of someone staring in at him from the window.
13:16At first, we thought it was his imagination.
13:18But now, I'm not so sure.
13:25What if it's the same person that broke in the house last week?
13:29Did you say something about that he drew a picture?
13:32Yeah.
13:33Okay, I should probably look at that.
13:34All right, it's inside.
13:35Yeah, let's do that.
13:49I hear you're anti-birthday.
13:52Word travels fast.
13:59My last birthday, my dad couldn't be bothered to be in town.
14:02So, I raided the liquor cabinet in protest.
14:06At least you got blueberry pancakes.
14:09Your favorite.
14:11Parents like me.
14:13What can I say?
14:18Seriously.
14:19What's your deal?
14:21I'm just feeling particularly friendless right now.
14:25Makes celebrating another year of life sort of bleak.
14:28I'm your friend.
14:30Kind of, I think.
14:32Yeah, after you duped me into losing my virginity.
14:35I didn't dupe you.
14:36Please, water, bridge.
14:54So, what really happened to your head?
14:57Seems like whoever asked gets a different story.
15:00I told you, I fell.
15:02Before or after your fight with your dad?
15:05Can we drop this, please?
15:09You know, my mom's a therapist.
15:13I mean, you could...
15:14Trigger, it's no big deal.
15:15Seriously.
15:17No scandalous family drama.
15:18No horrible tales of abuse.
15:21Let it go.
15:22I'm fine.
15:43Door!
15:59hi
16:02hi
16:04the power's out of my house
16:05and I didn't want to be home alone
16:07so I thought I'd come over here
16:08where's Charlie?
16:10at his house
16:11why didn't you go over there?
16:14I guess I just wanted to come over here
16:23Josh said you remembered something
16:27I still don't know what it means
16:29well it'll come back to you
16:33I'm beginning to wonder if it will
16:37I think you should get out of the tub
16:39you're wallowing
16:43to indulge oneself immoderately
16:46as in wallowing in self-pity
16:51I'm wallowing
16:54well it's depressing
17:07what are you doing?
17:09I'm gonna wallow with you
17:18this is strange
17:20yeah
17:31well here it is
17:34it's a
17:36it's a lot of detail
17:38yeah
17:40you recognize him?
17:42no
17:43no
17:44no
17:44I've never seen him before
17:49did Kyle say when he saw him?
17:51no
17:52he was pretty spooked by the whole thing
17:53he didn't say much
17:54okay
17:56uh
17:57I'll circulate it at the security company
18:00and I'll pass it on to the police
18:02and maybe they can ID him
18:03great
18:03thanks
18:04I really appreciate it
18:06look on
18:06just doing my job
18:10did you give him a picture?
18:12yeah
18:13poor Kyle
18:14he was so sure it was a memory
18:16not a dream
18:16I wish it was
18:18I don't like the idea of someone
18:19trying to break into our house
18:21strange that both times
18:22somebody tried to get into Kyle's room
18:26do you ever wonder if Kyle
18:28what?
18:30no
18:30it's ridiculous
18:31after everything we witnessed
18:33nothing is ridiculous
18:37no one's reported him missing
18:39he's capable of doing things
18:41that no normal child
18:42or no normal human being
18:44should be capable of
18:47I'm not saying that I believe
18:48in Josh's crazy theories
18:50but
18:50but
18:53maybe he's not missing for a reason
18:55maybe there's someone out there
18:57that knows exactly where he is
19:00maybe they're watching him
19:03you mean like
19:04little green men?
19:07no
19:08no
19:08but
19:09you know
19:10all of this
19:11it's so crazy
19:14it just
19:15kind of makes you wonder
19:34yes
19:35we got a problem
19:37he's starting to remember
19:57board games
19:57well anything's better than
19:59sitting around dodging
20:00real conversation
20:01you went in my room?
20:02get over it
20:04mystic vision?
20:05I don't think so
20:07yeah we don't want to play that
20:09what is it?
20:10it's a Ouija board
20:11you ask it questions
20:12and supposedly the spirits
20:14spell out answers
20:14when in reality
20:16it's usually some idiot
20:17moving the pointer around
20:19well
20:19we should do something
20:21and this rain's not
20:22lighting up anytime soon
20:23well
20:23actually it's
20:24lighting up in 32 minutes
20:25according to KZRE weather
20:26over here
20:27not anymore
20:28the wind shifted
20:29I bet it did
20:31let's play
20:32it's totally fake
20:33Kyle
20:34I don't care
20:36no
20:37seriously
20:37find another game
20:38Josh
20:46looks like the spirits
20:48are total pervs
20:49one word dude
20:51internet
20:54how do we start
21:18yeah
21:19I'm hoping you have a plan
21:24you still there?
21:26yeah I think I know
21:26how to stop the family
21:27from asking any more questions
21:29good
21:30because if his memory
21:31is getting any clearer
21:32the family is going to
21:33become a problem
21:38I'll take care of it
21:49okay
21:50okay
21:50I'll go first
21:53who is
21:54the biggest
21:55queen bee
21:56bitch
21:56at Beachwood High
22:01L
22:11what can I say
22:13the spirits speak the truth
22:15okay
22:16my turn
22:17how badly
22:19am I going to
22:19destroy Declan's high score
22:21once the electricity
22:22comes back on
22:23no spirit can help you
22:24with that junior
22:25you're toast
22:26can I go next
22:27knock yourself out
22:31when's my birthday
22:33Kyle you know
22:34this is just a game
22:35for 12 year olds
22:38hey
22:38if anyone could get
22:39a Ouija board to work
22:41it's him
22:43just concentrate Kyle
23:07I don't think
23:10who's moving the pointer
23:12it's seven
23:13eight
23:22one
23:23two
23:26I am getting freaked out
23:33two
23:36seven
23:53seven
23:53eight
23:54one
23:54two
23:54two
23:54seven
23:58what does it mean
23:59seven
24:00eight
24:00one
24:01two
24:02two
24:03seven
24:05you had to have been pushing it
24:06spilling out your alien birthday
24:08I wasn't
24:10you don't think you were
24:12I wasn't
24:13what is that
24:15a cow file
24:16I've documented every out of the ordinary event
24:18and unusual behavior
24:19ever since we got
24:22made
24:24contact
24:26with
24:26spirit
24:29world
24:29whoa buddy
24:31it's classified
24:34this is ridiculous
24:35he's not an alien
24:37he's not even a good weather man
24:40the rain
24:42it stopped
24:53this doesn't make any sense
24:54neither do any of the chicken little conspiracy theories Josh has been spouting
25:02you guys aren't seriously buying any of this
25:04Kyle isn't supernatural
25:06he's just some kid with no memory and annoyingly accurate knowledge of the encyclopedia
25:10you don't know that
25:11it's just a game
25:12there's no such thing as spirits or ghosts
25:14when you're dead you're dead
25:16buried
25:17rotting
25:17Declan
25:18shut up
25:20no it's okay
25:21no it's not okay
25:22oh god
25:24your dad
25:26i'm sorry
25:28there was a sudden drop in the barometric pressure
25:31the crackling rise of static electricity in the air
25:34and the subtle smell of ozone
25:38get back inside now
25:39what the hell are you talking about
25:41just come on
25:52that was weird
25:54what was that
25:55nothing
25:57it was nothing
26:01hallelujah
26:01ready to get your ass kicked
26:03you wish
26:08so how's your day going
26:11it's a fiesta
26:13Kyle channeled a supernatural dimension
26:15what
26:17a Ouija board
26:18spelled out some weird number for him
26:21he was totally pushing it
26:22well of course he was
26:24but he may not realize he was doing it
26:26in which case
26:26maybe it's another memory trying to claw its way out
26:29did he say he knew what the number meant
26:32of course not
26:33that would be too easy
26:35well i have to talk to him about it
26:39he asked it when his birthday was
26:41yeah he's having a really hard time with that today
26:44everyone's weird today
26:45even Declan
26:47who's usually dependably un-weird
26:50so um
26:51what's going on with him
26:53i don't know
26:54he won't talk to me
26:55and i haven't mastered the art of shrinking like you have
26:59well sometimes the easiest way to get somebody to open up
27:01is to just
27:03be there for them without judgment when they're ready to spill
27:07yeah see that's the problem i live for judgment
27:12you and Declan definitely seem to be getting closer
27:15i guess
27:17i guess you'd
27:18probably feel that you're ready for more
27:20physically i mean
27:26are you shrinking me right now
27:28shrinking
27:29momming
27:30you know
27:31whatever works
27:33stick to making
27:34it's less mortifying
27:35oh you know
27:36life can be mortifying sometimes
27:38and trust me
27:39sometimes sex can be too
27:43that's straying from the usual
27:44when two people love each other
27:45they make beautiful magic script
27:47well that's true too
27:49it's just
27:49that it doesn't always happen that way
27:52especially if you rush into things
27:56you're right
27:59i am
28:00i'm not ready
28:22what'd you find
28:23nine thousand seven hundred and thirty four hits for seven eight one two two seven
28:29try seven eight one two two seven and alien
28:32that's not funny
28:33how about freaky meteorologist
28:37try seven eight one two two seven birthday
28:47nothing
28:48doesn't matter
28:48i've got the whole thing figured out
28:51how
28:54you sure you can handle it
28:59my theory is
29:00you're an alien human hybrid
29:03the meta geeks who created you
29:05put you here to be their lab rat
29:07maybe he's here to check the climate for its inhabitability
29:10yeah that
29:10that would explain the weather thing
29:12stop
29:13seriously
29:13they're watching you interact with us humans
29:15taking notes
29:16so they could wipe us out
29:18and replace us with a master race of hybrid freaks
29:20then
29:21when they've done enough recon
29:23they'll beam down and take you away
29:25please stop
29:26josh i don't think you should
29:27no no it's okay
29:28because here's the beauty of it
29:29it's totally out of our hands
29:30and there's nothing we can do to change it
29:32so
29:33you just gotta go with the flow you know
29:35josh
29:37i don't want to hear anymore
29:40how is this supposed to make me feel
29:45searches for alien mothership
29:48sleeps in a bathtub
29:51memorizes the encyclopedia
29:55predicts lightning
29:57this is fun for you
29:59everyone around here gets a kick out of it
30:01but this notebook
30:04this is the only thing i know about my entire life
30:08kyle
30:08mom i didn't
30:10i need you to go upstairs
30:11please all of you
30:19no i can't feel like this anymore
30:21i don't want to be this freaking josh's notebook
30:24i need to know who i am
30:25kyle
30:26i want you to listen to something
30:28okay
30:29come on sit down
30:35just forget about everything else that you're feeling right now
30:38and just listen to the sound of my voice
30:43now
30:44find the rhythm of the other sounds in the room
30:49listen to the water dripping off the gutter
30:54breathe into that sound
30:59let it fill you up
31:02let your mind and your heartbeat connect to it
31:09good
31:19it's all gonna be okay
31:48i am the scum of the earth
31:50you're not scum
31:53maybe like algae
31:55nobody knew how much that stuff bugged him
31:59here i am today whining because i'm not psyched about the way my life has turned out
32:04and he's wishing he could remember the things he regrets
32:07maybe i'm upset about things that have happened to me in the past but
32:10at least i have one you know
32:11he's just total blank
32:13doesn't sound so bad to me today
32:15but it feels bad
32:17kyle feels bad
32:20it sucks
32:29come on in tom
32:32i've got some information about your intruder
32:37hi there
32:40how you doing
32:44i know you
32:46well you probably recognize me from patrolling the neighborhood
32:48you said you had some news
32:50yeah
32:50according to the police there was a hit and run in the neighborhood around 2 a.m
32:54no one was hurt and it was probably caused by the weather
32:56and not reckless driving
32:58but one of the drivers fled the scene
33:00which is a crime so
33:01why would he be lurking outside our house
33:04who was lurking outside our house
33:06well we didn't want to worry you kyle
33:08but we found some blood
33:09on the sill outside your window
33:10we think that man from your drawing
33:13must have actually been at your window
33:17hit and run
33:19in my room
33:21now
33:26okay i panicked
33:27i was on my way home
33:29it was really hard to see
33:30and i skidded and hit another car
33:32i freaked out and drove off
33:35the light it was on in kyle's room
33:37and he let me in
33:39i couldn't go home
33:40my dad would have murdered me
33:41i don't get you
33:42every time i think you're a good guy
33:44you do something to completely annihilate yourself
33:46you think i don't know that
33:48you can't honestly believe that i don't recognize
33:50i'm a total disaster of a person
33:53i'm sorry
33:55i'm judging
33:57i get mad and that's what i do
34:01look
34:03i know we've had a lot of back and forth
34:05and
34:07played a lot of idiot games with each other
34:09but
34:09you've been a really good friend to me lately
34:12and if you need someone to be that for you
34:16i'm here
34:19that's all i want you to know
34:31i do now
34:34depends on which guy you want to be
34:38i have to turn myself in
34:42i'm so dead
34:44i'll visit you at county
34:46you don't really think
34:47no
34:48you'll be fine
34:51and it's the right thing to do
34:52so you can go home and pat yourself on the back
34:54for not being totally unredeemable
34:58this friendship thing might work out okay huh traeger
35:02sure
35:04mcdonough
35:08spring cleaning
35:10i don't want to be reminded of what i can't remember
35:15see i think you've got this all wrong
35:19you do
35:21yeah
35:23you may not have anything to hold on to right now
35:25but
35:26maybe tomorrow there'll be a new memory
35:28and the day after that another one
35:30and soon you'll be drowning in them
35:37maybe
35:40but see the rest of us
35:42as we grow up
35:42our memories get dimmer
35:44and we try anything we can
35:45to stop them from disappearing completely
35:48if you ask me you got the better deal
35:53thank you
35:56for what
35:57for making me feel better
36:02you make me feel like there's hope
36:06everyone needs hope
36:08it's what gets us into the rough spots
36:13will you tell me about him
36:16who
36:17your dad
36:21sure
36:23but not here
36:27in here
36:30wall of central
36:39first off
36:41he was nothing like my mother
36:43but she was different around him
36:45i mean it was impossible not to be
36:47lighter
36:48happier
36:50i remember this one time
36:51he took me to get my ears to yours
36:53so
36:54kyle doesn't have a serial stalker
36:56or little green men watching over him
36:59just a teenage boy
37:00afraid to tell his dad what he did
37:02yeah
37:02by the way
37:04laurie's not a virgin anymore
37:08you segue to that
37:10thought i'd rip the bandage off quickly
37:12did she tell you
37:14no of course not
37:15but i was talking to her
37:16about not being ready for sex yet
37:18and she agreed with me
37:19oh
37:20man i am not ready for this
37:26it's declin
37:28that car wrecking
37:29home invading
37:30steven
37:30i'm gonna kill him
37:31you slept with shelly peterson
37:33when you weren't much older than josh
37:34you are not allowed to use
37:36something i said after
37:37ten tequila shots
37:38on her honeymoon
37:39against me
37:39did it screw you up for life
37:41that's not fair
37:42it's different for girls
37:47isn't it
37:47i think she's fine
37:49you know talking to her earlier
37:51there's something there
37:52like
37:52i don't know
37:53whatever she's experienced
37:54has made her
37:55more together
37:58oh she's growing up
38:04we don't have to worry about josh do we
38:07josh still stashes porn in his board games
38:09it's not a boy who is anywhere close to being sexually active
38:16hey
38:18if declin
38:19was the person at the window
38:21who's the man in kyle's drawings
38:25the police station's gonna be a party
38:27compared to when i got coming to me at home
38:29well here's one from the parental manipulation handbook
38:32just apologize
38:33cry a little
38:35throw out a few self-loathing comments
38:37he'll end up trying to make you feel better
38:43you know what you said earlier about me duping you into having sex
38:46yeah it's really not a big deal
38:48it is
38:51you should know that no matter what hillary said to give me the push
38:54she made me realize i was about to lose you
38:58that's why i asked you out
39:00because i wanted to
39:04thank you for that
39:07it's a shame it sucks so bad
39:11bye
39:30happy birthday laurie
39:45how are you feeling
39:48better
39:49laurie told me about the number you discovered
39:527-8-1-2-2-7
39:547-8-1-2-2-7
39:547-8-1-2-2-7
39:547-8-1-2-2-7
39:55you wanna talk about it
40:00tomorrow
40:02can i help
40:04sure
40:05i'll go gather everybody
40:17i'm not mad at you
40:20thank god
40:27look
40:27if you're gonna be part of this family
40:29you gotta understand all the traditions
40:41okay
40:44here we go
40:47one
40:48two
40:48wait
40:49three
40:50i was thinking
40:51if it's okay with kyle
40:54i want to share my birthday with you
40:58at least until you remember when your real birthday is
41:03thank you
41:07come here you can help me blow out the candles and make a wish
41:09and you can wish to age better than laurie
41:14thank you
41:17do you know what you're gonna wish for
41:18don't say it out loud or it won't come true
41:21it's another birthday tradition
41:24that doesn't make any sense
41:26you're right
41:27screw it
41:27what do you wish for
41:37i think i'll keep with the tradition
41:40okay
41:41let's do it
41:48josh
41:49never gets old does it
41:52with a flash of the camera the traggers gave me the first page of my history
41:56it may not go back as far as laurie's or josh's
42:00but i finally had a beginning
42:03and then my birthday wish came true
42:06it made me feel like anything
42:09anything was possible
42:25what's the forecast say
42:27it's sunny in the 60s through tuesday
42:29rain
42:34damn
42:48kyle what's wrong
42:52that's him
43:06i think
43:13that's him
43:14i think
43:14that's him
43:14i think
43:15that's him
43:17i think
43:23Detective, there's a Nicole Traeger on the phone for you.
43:27Put it through.
43:28Yes, sir.
43:31Mrs. Traeger, what can we do for you?
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