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00:15Previously on below deck down under jump off the marina butt-naked gets a thousand dollars
00:23Daisy you want to say something? I've been pretty upset this trip quite a lot of selfish behavior
00:28I'm really feeling some tension in the crew. This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day
00:33off
00:33this afternoon you're gonna go to a villa
00:39I want you to really bond and hopefully just reset and we'll get through the rest of the season
00:44well joe said to me he wasn't into Ali really
00:47say exactly what you said you said to me i'm not into Ali like i've cut things off of her
00:51oh my god we're co-workers and that's it i don't want a friendship enjoy the cake i put in
00:56a lot of
00:56effort we can depend on each other i don't have this conversation mike i know what i'm doing the
01:02two of you sort this out together i am done with it i am done mike and eliseum went off
01:10don't engage we're here to work you're not able to do that by another job my stupid little pea brain
01:15sits there and goes what would it be like if i married jenna i don't want to take it too
01:20fast
01:20eddie is the safe bet he's the type of man you bring home to mom i'd take you to the
01:24zoo as well
01:25you like them too yeah how are you and eddie doing it all right whatever it's definitely not a
01:30person i would normally be with any time you want to come to the master cabin
02:01um so do you anything like are you okay i'm listening yeah i guess i don't know what we need
02:17are you staying in the whole world with this no none at all yeah okay
02:26so
02:35so
02:37so
02:38so
02:38so
03:05What is going on here?
03:13Yep, look at that mess.
03:16I told them to be up at 7pm, we've got a tight turnaround and the boat looks like s***.
03:21There should be no reason a crew member should be going to sleep with a boat looking like
03:25this.
03:25I've had a talk with them before and they know better.
03:28I know you're all exhausted, I know we just got over the halfway mark and you all have
03:32to start thinking of the bigger picture.
03:34Think of this as the uphill climb again.
03:35I want everyone to actually get together for the final few charters for us to get home
03:39on a really good even kill.
03:40The opportunity of the villa was to come together and bond.
03:43I thought unity and teamwork would come from that.
03:46They need to get their s*** together and do the job right.
03:48Come on.
03:49That's it.
03:51That's it.
03:51I'm pissed.
03:53Eddie.
03:54We're going to get up mate.
03:56We're going to get on deck.
03:59Daisy.
04:00Good morning.
04:01We're going to get up.
04:02F***.
04:03Let's go girls.
04:05On deck.
04:06Wakey wakey.
04:07I need to walk out there and make sure Catherine's okay.
04:19Yeah, since what do I start 7 o'clock?
04:21We're all starting 7 apparently today.
04:24Yeah, Bob.
04:25Are you all right?
04:26Are you all right?
04:28Yeah.
04:29Yeah.
04:29Yeah.
04:325 past 7.
04:33I said 7 o'clock start yesterday.
04:36That means 7 o'clock here.
04:38That doesn't mean turning up late and then turning on the coffee machine at 5 past 7.
04:42Just all over the place.
04:43That boat's a mess, okay?
04:45You sit here and you just know that we're 7 o'clock start.
04:48Captain wants to talk to you.
04:49We come here together and we get started together as a team.
04:52But if you keep going around like that, it's just going to be fail, fail, fail.
04:56Five charters ago we didn't know each other.
04:58We didn't know what the program is.
04:59Now we do know.
05:01So there's no excuse from this charter not to excel to the top, right?
05:04Uh, deck, uh, main deck off please.
05:08Jenna has the list.
05:09I'm going to concentrate on the laundry down here.
05:11Go team, go.
05:11So, I'm going to try to clean the spa and I plan for you to be nice and crack on
05:16with
05:17the mules.
05:18Make it good.
05:18Sparkly clean.
05:20How are you, Betul?
05:21I'm good.
05:22How are you?
05:23This can't be a long day.
05:24If you can organise a wash bucket with everything for the stern.
05:27Yeah, sure.
05:29Yay, there's so much more work to do.
05:33Hey, look what I've just found.
05:35Try some of this.
05:37Try another ball.
05:38Cheers.
05:43Okay.
05:45So how's my little galley walk here?
05:47You good?
05:48Yeah, I'm great.
05:49I'm great.
05:50I went to your bed this morning at five o'clock this morning.
05:55What were you doing?
05:57Bonding.
05:59I don't want to know about your bonding.
06:01What are you going to do about Eddie?
06:06Eddie's keep on saying, you're mine, you're mine to me.
06:08And I'm like...
06:10I literally...
06:11You need to speak to him.
06:14Everything is just like heightened.
06:16I don't know where all of my shit is.
06:20I am drawn to Ben, but I have a connection with Eddie.
06:26However, if we weren't on Katina, I don't know if Eddie and I would even gel together.
06:32Or even make conversation with each other.
06:35So I don't know whether to commit to that or explore a little bit and see exactly what I do
06:43want.
06:44What can I help with, Vin?
06:45Should I take any towels and stuff down to laundry?
06:48No, thank you.
06:49Has that middle bit been done?
06:51No, no.
06:55Ben, Daisy and Joelle meet me in the Krimis.
06:59Copy. Copy for Ben.
07:01All good. All good.
07:04I don't even want to f***ing look at him.
07:06Don't worry about that stuff.
07:09Alright guys, preference sheet meeting.
07:11Back at it again.
07:12Four to go.
07:13Let's get into it.
07:14Eight close friends and family from Phoenix, Arizona are coming to Kenawan on this luxury vacation.
07:20There are four couples and all should be considered co-primaries.
07:29Since we're having Italian pasta for lunch, I bought some Italian wine.
07:34It's in this fridge, yep.
07:35But wait, which one?
07:37It's the one that's from Italy.
07:42I've known Chanel's mom, Joanna, since I was 11.
07:46Chanel and I met playing softball.
07:48We were on a travel team, so we would travel like across North America at a young age.
07:52A lot of our relationship, travel, evening, checking new spots out.
07:56This trip is eight of us together.
07:58Kyle, my husband.
08:00Chanel and her husband, Joe.
08:02Chanel's mom, Joanna, and her husband, Wes.
08:06Then JJ and Kelsey.
08:08JJ played with Joe on the Diamondbacks.
08:11They played baseball together.
08:12And that's how they met and we're all friends.
08:14I need somebody to grate the cheese.
08:16And I know nobody likes to do it, but that's part of it.
08:19Oh, grate the cheese.
08:20What are we having, by the way?
08:21Oh, lemon anchovy pasta.
08:23Amazing.
08:24My mom is celebrating her birthday this trip.
08:28I believe everybody's birthday should be celebrated, big time.
08:32I love my mother.
08:34Traveling with my mother is exhausting.
08:37There is yellow napkins in there to go with it.
08:40It's in the thing marked napkins.
08:41She entertains.
08:43She loves food.
08:44She travels the world.
08:45She is like, let's do a cooking class in Thailand.
08:48She's always in the kitchen and she'll tell the chefs what they could do better and maybe what she would
08:53do better.
08:54If somebody's a chef, they have more experience.
08:57They have an education behind them.
08:58They should be better than I am.
09:00So I'm not really tolerant with mediocre food.
09:06Yeah, I'm a bit nervous for the chef.
09:09What do you think?
09:09Yeah, this is delicious.
09:11The guests would like a leopard-inspired dinner for Joanna's birthday.
09:16Following dinner, they'd like a performance from the crew for Joanna.
09:20Britt would also love a leopard-inspired cake to continue celebrating Joanna.
09:25Cool.
09:26Yeah, cool.
09:26Look, they're coming on for a short charter.
09:28Lovely.
09:29I want them to have the time in their life.
09:30We need to amp it up.
09:32Sounds great.
09:33So let's look at dishes.
09:34Let's look at playing.
09:35Let's look at service.
09:36Let's visualise how it's going to go out.
09:38You guys are dealing with a lot going on.
09:40They seem better today.
09:41That's good.
09:42You know, I want people to be here.
09:43I want them to stay.
09:44I want them to grow.
09:45I want them to push through this.
09:46But if they're not, I'll make changes.
09:49So let's help them on their way, eh?
09:51Yeah.
09:51Thank you very much.
09:58Hello, you.
09:59I saw you.
10:00Really?
10:01Trying to hide as quick as possible.
10:03So you and Jenna share a kiss.
10:07Jenna clearly fancies the pants off of me.
10:12That's about it, really, isn't it?
10:15I'm not going to be serious about this.
10:18Alicia and Mike, can I speak to you, please?
10:19I'm here.
10:20Thank you, Abby.
10:21Yeah.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Where do I begin?
10:26Infantime.
10:27I'm not happy.
10:28And I need the two of you to understand how serious this is.
10:34The two of you have an ego.
10:36And it needs to go.
10:38I just want to know specifics, like, what have I done exactly wrong?
10:42What's Alicia done exactly wrong?
10:43I'm sick of you pot-stirring.
10:45I'm sick of you complaining.
10:46You're both adults.
10:48Start asking for help in a manner that is kind and respectful.
10:54Okay.
10:54I'm here to guide you.
10:55I'm here to help you.
10:56I feel like I've been very supportive to both of you.
10:59Yeah, I agree.
10:59But now it's time for you guys to start figuring this out on your own.
11:03Yeah.
11:03I want team player.
11:04Yeah.
11:04I want respectful tones towards each other.
11:07And I want to stop with the egos.
11:10Well, the fact that me and Mike are sat here together on the Jogging Rock,
11:14like, he's put me in this position and now I'm going to suffer as a consequence.
11:18Like, I have tried to work with Mike and he doesn't want it.
11:22He doesn't want direction.
11:23He doesn't want to do it.
11:24He doesn't even want to clean.
11:25Mike does not give a flying about anyone that's not Mike.
11:29Have a good day.
11:30Will do.
11:32Thank you, guys.
11:36It's just...
11:37Yeah.
11:37Let's just not worry about it.
11:38Let's just move on from it.
11:40Right.
11:46I'm getting a coffee.
11:47Do you want one?
11:48Yeah, I want that one.
11:49A iced coffee?
11:50Yeah.
11:52Ready to take on this new charter.
11:55Right.
11:56Unfortunately, we are cakeless.
11:58A shame that we had to give it to the ingrate Jow.
12:02Oh.
12:04He took the cake.
12:05And then he was like, yeah, cake's great.
12:07By the way, I want nothing to do with you.
12:09Yeah, what a bastard.
12:13Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, sex.
12:17Just on deck remaining and the windows.
12:25Ben, do you have a second to talk?
12:27Me?
12:28Yeah.
12:28For you?
12:29Yeah.
12:29It's just a brief chat.
12:31Oh, really?
12:33You're not going to like what I'm going to say.
12:35Oh, great.
12:36There's a few things that I need from you to make service go smoother.
12:40What?
12:41Do you think in the morning you could try and take, like, time just to, like,
12:47because I think it would help you to menu plan your day?
12:51Yeah?
12:52Because I know chefs think on the fly and I feel like you do that a lot,
12:55but I think it would help not have you so, like, last minute.
13:00That's not that easy for a chef because it's like when that happens,
13:04the menu changes and it screws me, trust me.
13:08Because there's enough time to be like, oh, no, can he not make this or whatever?
13:12You know, I'd rather just be isolated in the kitchen doing what I want
13:15or doing what I think I want.
13:17After last charter, honestly, I am so embarrassed.
13:20I cannot be the only person on this boat having nightmares about soapy eggs.
13:26Does your egg taste weird?
13:28My eggs taste like dish soap.
13:30What did you guys put in eggs?
13:32They put soap in the guests' eggs.
13:36What the hell?
13:37They need to get some serious organization in there and quick.
13:40What about trying today, having your lunch and your dinner idea?
13:46Yeah.
13:47Going up to just the primary.
13:50That's the way I would do it.
13:51It's just so tough because they get on the boat and they want snacks.
13:54I know, I know.
13:55I think we're doing well, but, like, keep the communication going.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Okay, cool.
14:02All right, okay.
14:02Thanks, Ben.
14:03Yeah, no worries.
14:04Thanks a lot.
14:05Good morning.
14:06Nice to see you.
14:07You too.
14:07How's it going?
14:09Whatever.
14:10Jenna, Jenna, Alicia, all the cabins have been done.
14:15Has this been done?
14:17I've bleached it.
14:18We need to do more than bleach it.
14:20You need to clean it.
14:21What have I got to do?
14:22What?
14:23All crew, all crew, we are one hour away from guest arrival.
14:27And this, you need, like...
14:28What is that?
14:29You need, like...
14:29It's s***.
14:33Um...
14:33Do you have a minute?
14:34Yeah, yeah.
14:34What do you need a hand with?
14:35No, I don't need a hand with anything.
14:37I just want to chat.
14:38Why am I nervous right now?
14:40Don't be nervous.
14:42Don't be nervous.
14:42No.
14:44Um, obviously I had time to think about a lot of things.
14:49Um, I really respect you and I really enjoy accompanying you.
14:54And I don't want to, like, lead you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards
15:00because I just don't see it happening.
15:12I don't want to lead you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards
15:17because I just don't see it happening.
15:22What, so you don't think that we could try after this or anything like that?
15:26How would it work?
15:28In two different continents.
15:30Like, we both work on yards.
15:32So I don't want someone to get hurt really badly at the end of this.
15:37I personally don't think it's getting hurt badly.
15:40If you like someone, you make it work.
15:43You just, you make the effort.
15:45We have two completely different lifestyles.
15:48I just don't see our lives merging.
15:50But it just feels it's gone from one, flipped from one coin to the other.
15:54You've just cuddled with me this morning.
15:56We've had our bodies against each other and kissing and everything
15:59and that intimacy.
16:01And then you've just gone, ah, actually full 180.
16:04I don't want to do this.
16:05Like, that's just baffling.
16:10Right, well, I need to just have a bit of time to think on what you've said,
16:14if that's right.
16:15You've just dumped that on me now.
16:16I'm sorry.
16:17Right to the charter.
16:22Boom.
16:24Beautiful.
16:27Okay, I'll give you a space.
16:29Yeah, please.
16:33Attention all crew.
16:34This is a 30 minute heads up until guest arrival.
16:37Sweet.
16:37Okay, let's go.
16:38Let's get changed into our white.
16:45Hmm.
16:51She just cut it off for me.
16:53F*** off.
16:54Why?
16:55She's like, I don't see what can happen.
16:57Yeah.
16:58After I've got a too luxurious lifestyle which she can't afford.
17:02Is that what you said?
17:03We have two completely different lifestyles.
17:06I just don't see our lives merging.
17:08I quite like her a lot.
17:10Yeah.
17:10So the s*** to hear that.
17:11And it's just like, right, well, cheers for doing that just before the charter.
17:14Yeah, and I'm sorry about that as well.
17:16Nah, it's all good, mate.
17:17Thanks for that.
17:18Oh, yeah.
17:20I've got you back for me, you know that?
17:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:22I just broke it off with Eddie.
17:24He'll feel sad now, which it sucks.
17:27Like, I'm always the one who's broken up with him.
17:29But I think you're definitely doing the right thing.
17:33I've never had to break up with someone so early on.
17:35You know what I mean?
17:38Alright, team, let's go.
17:39Let's get out in the dark.
17:41Yeah.
17:43Positive, positive mental attitude.
17:45You're welcome.
17:46What's up, buddy?
17:47It's nothing so bad.
17:56There's your boat, bro.
17:57Do they sell sweatshirts for the Sandy Lane?
17:59We want Sandy Lane merch.
18:03Hello, how are you?
18:04Britt, nice to meet you.
18:05Hi, Britt, I'm Daisy.
18:07Nice to meet you.
18:07Hi, Jenna.
18:08I love you to meet you.
18:09Welcome on board.
18:10Is it your boat, Jason?
18:11It's live in Sunday.
18:13Oh, thank you.
18:15It is.
18:17Welcome, everyone.
18:18Welcome to Katina.
18:19Can anybody bring the sun?
18:23It's a blessing in disguise.
18:24We'll keep the heat out a bit.
18:25But it's only going to be an hour to the Anchorage.
18:27We'll get everything in the water and we'll get wet anyway.
18:29So, Daisy, we'll show you around.
18:30Four hours, this group will have to turn it upside down.
18:34If you want to follow me, I'll give you a tour of the boat.
18:36In here, we have the main saloon.
18:38Get your blues on, get the luggage in, and we'll get out of here.
18:40So, these two cabins are the two primaries.
18:43Unbelievable.
18:44Oh, yeah, these are so nice.
18:45Where do we put Joanna?
18:46That's really the question.
18:47This is the rollers for the slide.
18:48Oh, I'm not doing anything.
18:50Oh, 100%.
18:50I'm doing this.
18:51I'm not doing...
18:52I'm zero, zero.
18:52I am doing this all your day, every day.
18:54Zero.
18:55All right, let's get a mixing bowl.
18:59In a good mood today.
19:08You okay?
19:10Not really, no.
19:13What a dumb question.
19:14Are you okay?
19:16All luggage on board, we're changing into blues, getting to our stations now.
19:20May I order tequila on the rocks with a splash of lime for...
19:23Yeah, tequila on the rocks with a splash of lime.
19:25Okay, you can take all lines off.
19:26Coffee, taking two off.
19:27Concentrate on putting this where it needs to go.
19:31What's this for?
19:32This is for the toe line, because that's the next move.
19:35Okay.
19:36Toe line.
19:38He wants a tequila on the rocks with a dash of lime.
19:41Perfect.
19:42I'm just going to get into my blues.
19:44All lines are in.
19:46We're moving.
19:47We're moving.
19:49Forecorder is opening.
19:51It's a swing.
19:53Release the tenders now.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Both tenders at toe now.
20:00We're going an hour.
20:01We're going to anchor, and then they're going to put out all the water stuff.
20:04So we're going down that slide.
20:06Ellie is going to turn into a buzzing machine.
20:09Yeah, I'm ready.
20:10And forget all of her woes.
20:12Okay.
20:13Right, love?
20:13Oh, sorry.
20:15I owe you one.
20:16Yes, yes, yes.
20:17Yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:18Ellie.
20:19Elena.
20:20Yep.
20:20Elena, get your laughing gear around this.
20:22There seems to be a difference in Ben this morning.
20:25It's just his energy.
20:26He's being very goofy.
20:28It's weird.
20:29Like, where is this coming from?
20:30Is there a spoon in there?
20:31I'll take this one.
20:31There's the spoon, yeah?
20:33Don't swallow the spoon.
20:34Never mind me your name.
20:35I'm Jenna.
20:36What is the what?
20:36Her name is Jenna.
20:38Joanna.
20:38She's really bad with J names, because Joanna sucks with names that start with J.
20:42It's very difficult for her.
20:43Are you family, or are you just friends?
20:45Well, sometimes, sometimes.
20:46Family's an insult, so I'll say family, but actually it's mostly friends.
20:49You guys seem like a fun group.
20:50I love it.
20:52Okay, drop, drop, drop.
20:56We're bringing the tenders to a short toe.
20:58All is clear in the up.
20:59Long stay now.
21:00Gotta lock that up.
21:03Copy.
21:05Deck team, let's get the slide out.
21:07Copy on my way.
21:08Oh, it's a beautiful day for Katina to sail away.
21:14Have you been down the slide?
21:15Oh, no, I haven't.
21:16Okay, that's not good.
21:18You're not making me feel better.
21:19Have you gone down the slide?
21:21I haven't done the slide.
21:22No, so no one here has gone down the slide that is working here.
21:26Kat, so have you gone down the slide?
21:28We're going down.
21:29You're gonna go now?
21:30Yeah.
21:30Oh, okay, good.
21:31You go down the slide.
21:32I'm going home on a plane.
21:34Okay, Ben.
21:34Yeah.
21:35Yeah.
21:35Sorry, are you doing the birthday cake tonight?
21:38The vanilla essence with ice cream?
21:40I did a chocolate cheesecake.
21:41Okay.
21:42Have you checked that with the primary?
21:44I really, I've already made the cake, so yeah.
21:47You know?
21:48I had to get it out of the way in the morning.
21:49I know, but do you not think it would have been wise to say, pull the primary?
21:52No, I think it would have been a shocking idea and we've been through this before.
21:55Sorry, honey.
21:56What?
21:56That's the one thing I'm gonna combat you on.
21:58Cakes are very specific and I think they're gonna absolutely love it.
22:01But do you not want me to go up and say, hey, Ben has made a chocolate mousse cake instead
22:06of just giving it to them?
22:07Nope.
22:08Nope.
22:09Nope.
22:09Nope.
22:10No, I say Ben has made a chocolate mousse cake just to let you know.
22:13And she goes, okay, thank you so much for letting me know so I don't get a weird surprise.
22:16I will go up with the cake and I will explain it to them when it's in front of me.
22:20Okay, I think that's weird, but whatever.
22:22Thanks, Daisy.
22:23You're right?
22:24100%, yeah.
22:25No, it's not 100%.
22:27It's 100% the wrong decision, but whatever.
22:30Yeah, you're right.
22:30I think it's 110.
22:32Why are you asking a galley hand?
22:34Daisy, seriously, you're just opening up an avenue.
22:37You said no, it's fine, but I do think it's the wrong decision, but I'll follow your decision.
22:42It's a power trip.
22:43He wants to think that he's in charge over the guests, over the crew, but this is not Ben's trip.
22:50This is the guest trip.
22:52And then little Miss Ellie with her head stuck up Ben's ass goes, oh, you're so right, Ben.
22:57I feel like I'm going crazy.
22:59Just give the people what they want.
23:02Nowhere on those pepper and cheese does it say we don't like chocolate, we don't like cheesecake.
23:06Oh, really, really me off.
23:09All right, can you give me carte blanche?
23:11I have carte blanche.
23:12I'm on board with it.
23:21Oh, my God.
23:22Oh, my freaking God.
23:24So he threw some soap on.
23:25You can see it, right?
23:26Oh, my God.
23:27And they're going.
23:29What?
23:29They pushed him.
23:30Oh, my God.
23:33That's crazy.
23:35Oh, boy.
23:37Sorry, man, I couldn't help it.
23:40She wanted a vanilla essence cake, right?
23:43Yeah.
23:45Daisy's got me freaked out now.
23:46I think it's delicious and they're going to be happy.
23:49It's going to be insane.
23:52Daisy's one of those people that thinks all chefs are superheroes.
23:55It's the how to piss off the galley department playbook.
23:58Mm-hmm.
24:00Mm-hmm.
24:01It.
24:01Let's just make another cake.
24:03I have tremendous trust issues with Chief Stews.
24:06Kate wasn't a great communicator.
24:09I was completely in the dark.
24:10You saw me getting stressed earlier because I didn't know what was going on.
24:14Three hours later, I still didn't know what was going on.
24:17All I've got is time.
24:18All I've got on this boat is a bunch of time on this boat.
24:21Are they liking?
24:23I don't hover over them while I take their first bite, but I'll keep you posted.
24:27But with Daisy, it's very clear.
24:29It's obviously too clear.
24:31Start firing up the second course once this goes because they're going to eat this really quick.
24:36I'm here to put the pressure on.
24:37Yeah, well, stop doing that.
24:38But that's my job.
24:40A little bit.
24:40A little bit of pressure's nice, but a lot of pressure's not nice.
24:44I feel like sometimes she's working against me.
24:47Doing two cakes in one morning is pretty good, by the way.
24:55All right, we'll do that.
24:57Nice!
24:58It's finally time for a duck.
25:00I've been waiting for this moment.
25:01Yeah, I love it.
25:07It's a new concoction.
25:08And would you like some crazy chocolate over the top?
25:10Oh my gosh, you're so bougie.
25:12Oh!
25:13Oh!
25:13Look at this!
25:14Oh!
25:15If you wanted to go and speak to them, now is probably a good time.
25:19Um, I'm busy.
25:21I'm good.
25:22Whatever.
25:22It is good.
25:24No problem.
25:26Here's candles.
25:28You want candles?
25:29Hey you.
25:29Hi.
25:30You want candles?
25:32I'll take anything.
25:34You'll take anything?
25:34Yeah.
25:35Whatever you get.
25:36Yeah.
25:39All right, come on in, you're just pissing around.
25:44So what's the theme?
25:46Lip and print.
25:48Hey.
25:49I love this.
25:50I love the lip and print.
25:51It looks so cool.
25:52Whose birthday is it?
25:53Joanna's.
25:54Maybe.
25:55You and Mike do a dance.
25:57Brilliant.
26:02See you a little bit.
26:03BRB.
26:07I want to just go over the knives and forth.
26:10Like I want the chairs like perfect.
26:13Yeah.
26:13Coloury needs to be super, super straight.
26:16Perfect.
26:17How are you guys doing?
26:18Look at us.
26:19Yeah.
26:19I have a question for you.
26:20Yeah, of course.
26:21For dinner.
26:21Is it Italian or it's not Italian?
26:23Let me check.
26:24Ben, Ben, can you come to the main salon?
26:26Guests want to talk to you about dinner.
26:28Copy.
26:29Shirt open or shirt closed?
26:31Shirt.
26:32Open.
26:33You hungry?
26:34Yes.
26:35Hey guys, how are we?
26:36What do we got tonight?
26:37Crispy duck spring roll.
26:38Ooh.
26:39Yep.
26:39I was going to do some wahoo.
26:41What is that?
26:42It's a fish.
26:44Wahoo.
26:44Which you're not that excited about, are you?
26:47No.
26:48That's cute.
26:48That's cute.
26:49Let's do it.
26:50You're cute.
26:50We all like pasta.
26:51Yeah, of course.
26:52I love it.
26:52And I married an Italian, so you know.
26:54Yeah.
26:54I love an Italian.
26:56Yeah, yeah, of course.
26:57With lemon and anchovy and garlic.
26:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:59That's one of Chanel and I's favorite.
27:01Yeah, yeah, I got you.
27:02Very rarely does a guest come in with last minute pasta dish requests ten minutes before
27:08dinner.
27:09Ben should have checked in with them before dinner like I told him to.
27:12Told you so.
27:13No, I don't think Daisy's right in any shape or form.
27:18F*** man.
27:19These guys are kind of full on.
27:21I'm f***ing starving.
27:22I'm doing good on the stairs.
27:24Probably got 27 times up and down.
27:26Look at it.
27:27Oh, it looks so good.
27:28So cute.
27:29Golly, golly, the guests have moved up to this one dark.
27:31All right.
27:32Brilliant.
27:32Yeah.
27:33Alicia, Alicia, you can go and start on carbons that are free.
27:37Housekeeping.
27:38I love leopard.
27:40I just...
27:40Oh, do you?
27:41Yeah.
27:42Do we have cans of anchovies?
27:43I'm freaking out now.
27:44Yes, we do have.
27:45Are you sure?
27:46Yes.
27:47Would you like some mosaic?
27:48Sure, sure, sure.
27:49Gally, gally.
27:50We have all gaff at the table.
27:52It smells in head.
27:53Don't push it too hard.
27:54Yeah, either.
27:55That's perfect.
27:55Well done.
27:58Perfect.
28:03Where's my dinner?
28:04Wahoo.
28:05What's wahoo?
28:06It's a fish.
28:08Crispy dog spring roll.
28:10Sweet chili slaw.
28:11Oh, here's food.
28:12Good.
28:12Here we go.
28:13Crispy dog spring roll with a sweet chili slaw.
28:16It's really good.
28:17The water's boiling for the pasta.
28:19Should it go in?
28:19All right, cool.
28:20Yeah.
28:21That was delicious.
28:22It was so good.
28:23Gally, we are here.
28:25Roger.
28:26Delicious.
28:27I've got to cook the fish.
28:29And then we're going to cook the pasta.
28:34F***ing hell, ma'am.
28:37How you doing, guys?
28:38Hi.
28:39You look like you're in riding.
28:40How do they love baskets?
28:41Yes.
28:42Looks a bit old.
28:43All right, here we go.
28:44Ladies, service, please.
28:47Potatoes leonaise.
28:48Sauteed wahoo, please.
28:50Ben's alive.
28:52He's awake.
28:53Jenna's gone to get the pasta for you now.
28:54Beautiful.
28:55Oh, s***.
28:57Where's the colander?
28:59S***.
29:00They're over there on the shelf.
29:02The potatoes are delicious.
29:04S***.
29:06I am starving.
29:07Who's getting hangry?
29:08Well, all of us.
29:10Yeah.
29:11We didn't set a timer for the pasta.
29:14It's not good.
29:14It's like, nearly okay.
29:17Should we boil more?
29:19It's just gonna f*** us.
29:21It has the fish in it.
29:22It's overcooked.
29:24Oh, wow.
29:25Brick came out fading.
29:26There's so many f***ing directions.
29:27There's so many f***ing people around.
29:29Mine's not overcooked.
29:30Really?
29:31F***ing damn.
29:33F***ing f***ing f***ing.
29:34No, Brick, it is toughness, right?
29:36It's like a protein source.
29:38Eleven minutes, so we set it for eight minutes or nine minutes.
29:42No, it's like prison fish.
29:44I'm losing it.
29:45It's terrible.
29:55All right, set a timer, please. Eight minutes.
29:58Yeah, I'm done, I'm done.
29:59Four hundred.
29:59It has the fish in it.
30:00It's overcooked.
30:01I love how you guys all talk s*** behind that.
30:04Oh, no, if he asked, I would tell him.
30:06He never asked.
30:07We're just starving.
30:10F***ing you.
30:10We ready to clear?
30:12Coffee for Gary.
30:13I got underfed.
30:15Well, thank God we added the pasta, right?
30:16Thank God, or I would have wasted away.
30:18Problem is with Ben's, he's f***ing slow as the molasses.
30:23Like some kind of f***ing vendetta against your chefs or something.
30:27I'm gonna get one of the boys to wear this when they're doing the...
30:30They would love that.
30:32Two minutes.
30:33Yep.
30:33Eddie, same routine as last time, but at the start, we're gonna go...
30:37Duh, duh.
30:39Duh, duh.
30:40Duh, duh.
30:56Duh.
30:56I love it.
30:58I think it fits so.
31:02I didn't want to end things at all with Jenna.
31:04She did, but definitely there's still something there.
31:07So, do I still feel like I've got a chance?
31:10Yeah.
31:11Yeah.
31:14Okay, I'm ready.
31:15Thank you very much.
31:16Let's go.
31:17Here's our family style.
31:19Pasta.
31:19Yes, prende la pasta.
31:21Yeah.
31:21That's just good.
31:22Mmm.
31:23You didn't overcook it, thank the Lord.
31:25This has got really good flavour.
31:26Mm-hmm.
31:27Mmm.
31:27I don't feel like I need to do much more to this.
31:31Right, you ready?
31:32A little high-espray of topwomb.
31:36Yeah, thank you very much.
31:38Gally, gally, that's the table cleared.
31:42What is this, thanks?
31:44Yeah, you like it?
31:48Wow.
31:50What?
31:51So good.
31:52You think so?
31:56I think we're ready for all the crew on the main saloon.
32:00When you guys are ready, we can have dessert downstairs.
32:03Oh!
32:04We can?
32:05The guests are on their way down.
32:07F***.
32:11Oh, look at these guys are in robes.
32:13Welcome, welcome.
32:14Where are you guys on my birthday?
32:16Oh!
32:17That's so good.
32:18Fantastic.
32:19I don't know, I have a feeling you're a little bit more aggressive than he is.
32:23Are you ready for it?
32:24Oh, I'm ready.
32:25I was born ready, honey.
32:28Oh, I'm ready.
32:30Come on!
32:31Woo!
32:32Here we go.
32:34I can't f***ing look.
32:35Chanel, this is your mom.
32:36Do you like to sit like that, Joanne?
32:38Well, I don't have any underwear on, but...
32:46Oh, wow.
32:48I have had a very long day.
32:51I mean, I've been up since a crack of dawn, screwing toilets.
32:56That's my wife.
32:57Not tonight.
33:00And to me, this is what I do best.
33:03Round of applause for Joanne.
33:05No, my lips.
33:07I'm back in my natural habitat.
33:10Cheers.
33:11Yeah, Joanne.
33:12Well done.
33:12Happy birthday, Joanne.
33:13Happy birthday, Joanne.
33:15Joanne's birthday.
33:16No, is it a leopard?
33:17Leopard?
33:17Yeah, from Egypt.
33:19That is something.
33:20Magic Mike and Friends, thank you.
33:23Oh, God.
33:24Can you spit less?
33:26Yay!
33:27Well done, Ben.
33:29Yeah.
33:30That will get us the tip.
33:32It's the icing on the cake.
33:35Ooh, that looks good.
33:37White cake, right on.
33:38What the f***?
33:39You want to try it on cake?
33:41I might try a little bit.
33:41Yeah, try it.
33:43Is it good?
33:43I don't love cake, and this is really good.
33:45This is good.
33:46This is awesome.
33:47Good night.
33:48Appreciate you guys.
33:49Good night.
33:49Of course.
33:50Good night.
33:51You made a new cake.
33:53You're welcome, Ben.
33:59Good morning.
34:02Ben woke up this morning.
34:04F***ing drop.
34:06What's the time?
34:07Good.
34:08Sharing a room with him is absolute.
34:11I was just saying it's good that she is bent, like, then too,
34:14but that's probably a bit awkward for Ben.
34:17You share a room with her.
34:18It's going to be really awkward when we're cuddling.
34:19Whatever.
34:22I've been waiting to pursue things with dating
34:24because I didn't want to hurt Ellie more than I had already.
34:28Now that it's over, I can't help myself from being drawn towards her.
34:31I thought at this point, Joao would have come to me and said,
34:35I like you or whatever, but he is not making a move.
34:40So, very confusing.
34:42It's disgusting.
34:43It's slow life behavior.
34:44Okay.
34:45I know, I know.
34:46It's all right.
34:47Aesthetic manipulative trash can.
34:51Are you up here to help me?
34:53I haven't been asked to.
34:54I just thought I would.
34:55Oh.
34:57Here we go.
34:58All right.
34:58Concentrate on those eggs, please.
35:00I'm concentrating.
35:01Ready to go?
35:02Yeah, ma'am.
35:03Do you want to hear some peanut butter for you?
35:06Now could you take those and turn them into cookies?
35:08Oh.
35:10Let me go and see what we can do.
35:12Can we get this up there, please?
35:14While they're warm, please.
35:15Is that it for breakfasts?
35:17I hope so.
35:18I want to go out in the water again.
35:20It's like looking pretty nice.
35:22I'll be going swimming.
35:22Okay.
35:23I'll see you all down there by the water.
35:26Mike and Alicia, you can get started in cabins.
35:29Do I have five minutes for some cereal?
35:31Of course.
35:32Yeah, take a chill.
35:33Yeah, no, now's your time.
35:34Now's our time to just relax for like 15 minutes.
35:37Good.
35:39Oh, no way.
35:40Should I front flip as well?
35:41Ben, sorry to mention this.
35:43I think they really want homemade cookies.
35:46I don't know if that's something that's doable.
35:48Yeah.
35:49This thing is pretty cool.
35:52It's remarkable.
35:53You mentioned, let's take a 30-minute break,
35:55and then one minute later, Daisy comes.
35:57And by the way, they want homemade cookies.
35:59Like, okay.
36:00No.
36:01No either, Mike.
36:02No either.
36:03Did the guests ask for the cookies, or is this your idea?
36:06I don't even think they do yet.
36:07Charter guests, although I love them, they're sort of the enemy.
36:12Because we're trying to please them, and they're quite often trying to make our lives difficult.
36:16But it seems like Daisy's kind of joining in their fun.
36:20Yep.
36:21I didn't actually use a recipe for this, so wish me luck.
36:25Thank you for your help this Charter.
36:27Not.
36:28It's been my pleasure.
36:30We just have to last Charter's squiggle.
36:32It's just nice to know that we have each other's back.
36:35I thought I got that far, like.
36:36I knew you were going to have some sort of rebuttal.
36:39Right, go on, Mendova.
36:41When do they want the cookies?
36:42After lunch, or what?
36:43I haven't told you you're making them.
36:45I've just heard comments, so I thought it was a good idea to make them.
36:47Yeah, I bet you did.
36:48Yeah, that's what I thought.
36:49Nice job.
36:53Okay.
36:57When do they want the cookies?
36:58I don't know.
36:58They haven't asked.
37:01I didn't say you have to make these cookies.
37:03I said if it was possible, it's a good suggestion.
37:06I made them.
37:06I did make them.
37:07Great, and I'm telling you the guests are going to f***ing love it.
37:09I do things to help you, so please don't shoo me like I'm a f***ing dog.
37:13You had a little smirk on your face.
37:15A smirk on my face?
37:16Yeah, you did.
37:17Daisy, I think we're done here.
37:19I made the cookies.
37:20I don't give a f*** about the f***ing cookies.
37:21I made a suggestion, take it or leave it.
37:24Zero f***ing given.
37:25Don't ever shoo me again.
37:43That suggestion manifested itself into eight beautiful cookies.
37:47You should be proud of yourself there.
37:50You want to finish the season with no more suggestions?
37:53Absolutely f***ing f***ing f***ing fine.
37:54Figure it out on yourself.
37:55Let's see how that goes.
37:58We just had a big fight.
37:59He can use me like a punching bag like he does everybody else, but f***ing shooing me like a f***ing
38:04dog.
38:05I'm annoyed as well because I feel like it's sending Ellie the wrong message.
38:08Being like, it's okay, you don't respect me.
38:11Yeah, it's not cool.
38:12She did have a smoke on her face. You saw it, right?
38:15That's what annoyed me.
38:16Do not give a f***.
38:19Dick, dick.
38:19Let's get ready to lift anchor.
38:21Copy.
38:21All right, let's do this.
38:24Hey, Mike, we'll do a Paloma for Chanel.
38:26Two more Palomas.
38:27No problem.
38:27Let's go, you can pick it up.
38:30The anchor chain is up and down right now.
38:35Anchor in the pocket.
38:38Oh, that's so great.
38:41All right, so filet mignon and the Dijon.
38:43Filet mignon and the Dijon.
38:46Okay.
38:47Dick, dick, dick, dick.
38:48Ready to enter the marina.
38:49Hi, Ben.
38:50Hello.
38:51Should we put the Dijon on the, uh...
38:53I actually made that for the steak.
38:54Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
38:56Oh, my God, this is so good.
38:57This is perfect.
38:59Unbelievable.
39:00Oh.
39:01Thank you, Ben.
39:02Appreciate you.
39:02I made some fresh cookies for you guys.
39:04Did you make cookies?
39:05Yeah.
39:06No.
39:07You did?
39:08Yeah, I did.
39:09I'm very happy he made us cookies.
39:11I think they came out pretty well, actually.
39:13He made us cookies.
39:14Homemade.
39:15The steak is outstanding.
39:17That's a redeeming steak.
39:19Okay, our dick, are we ready to go in?
39:20Our dick is clear.
39:22You can proceed.
39:23I mean, you guys need to stand up and look at this.
39:25Like, this is absolutely incredible.
39:27High five!
39:28Well done.
39:29Here we have homemade chocolate chip cookies, and this is, like, an icing dip.
39:33Ben, like, he's killing it in the last part, though.
39:36Like, you know, he's bringing it in the end.
39:40Told you so.
39:42Did you just get me wrong?
39:44Oh, I'm sorry for getting your f***ing brainy points to help you on your f***ing redemption.
39:49I didn't give no one credit.
39:50Oh, these are good.
39:52Mmm, it's chewy.
39:54I'm going to go and get into my wife.
39:55These cookies are amazing.
39:56Here to switch, we have 15 meters from the starboard dock.
40:00Could you imagine trying to back this thing up?
40:01Like, I don't like to back into parking spots in my car.
40:04Steady, mind, forward, leading spring now.
40:08Tighten all lines, guys.
40:10Both bow lines are on.
40:12Okay, I've got four lines on.
40:14Thank you very much, guys.
40:15Well done, that was great.
40:16Shutting now.
40:19Okay, I'm going to go pack it up.
40:21I'm not ready to leave.
40:23I know, I don't want to leave either.
40:25You gave them all five.
40:26I gave them all five.
40:27It was actually an unbelievable experience.
40:31And Daisy, huh?
40:32Doing too well, did I?
40:34Apparently, she's offended.
40:37You offending someone?
40:39I don't believe you.
40:39It wasn't that.
40:40I mean, f***ing hell.
40:42Why don't you go for an adult dinner tonight?
40:44You, me, and Daisy, baby.
40:45You can settle it over at dinner.
40:47Why not?
40:47We'd have a little HOD dinner.
40:51All right, well, I'd rather like that.
40:53Where's that big box?
40:55We've got to go, we've got to go, we've got to go.
40:58Ew.
40:59It's jamming in there.
41:00Okay, in line, guys.
41:03Oh, God.
41:04Thank you, my darling.
41:05It was fantastic.
41:06Thank you so much.
41:06Thank you so much, Ben.
41:08I'm going to miss you.
41:10Better late than never been.
41:12Thank you very much.
41:14Thank you very much.
41:15Thank you so much.
41:16All your hard work.
41:17I'll give this over to you.
41:18That's what I want to say.
41:19Thank you, guys.
41:20It was just the best.
41:22Good to meet you, guys.
41:23Cheers.
41:24See you soon.
41:25Bye.
41:26Bye.
41:28Bye.
41:28All right, everyone.
41:29Let's clean this place up.
41:31Blues.
41:31I mean, it's pretty good shape.
41:33Like, our stuff is done.
41:35That was a really good try, that one.
41:36That one was.
41:36They were cool as ****.
41:38Speak to Ben about potentially us three going out for a dinner.
41:41Oh, yeah.
41:42And he said that he had his first argument with you.
41:45He was really rude.
41:46Really rude.
41:46Like, looks me up and down and, like, chews me out of the galley.
41:49I was like, no.
41:50At the end of the day, it's just...
41:52Do you want to have wiki?
41:53We do it.
41:54You're having an HOD meeting without me.
41:55He's trying to persuade me to come to dinner as a HOD.
41:59We're older and we're HOD, so ****, yeah, I'm into it.
42:02Whatever you kids decide, I'll do it.
42:04What's happening?
42:05We might be going out for dinner first as a HOD.
42:08Okay.
42:09But we're going to meet you after for a drink.
42:10Perfect.
42:13That's **** hot.
42:15It's head of department, Amelia.
42:17You're a Dex Jew, right?
42:18Yeah.
42:19What are you thinking about it?
42:20You're the head of the Dex Jew department.
42:22I'm the only Dex Jew.
42:23That means I'm the head of the Dex Jew department.
42:25You're right.
42:26So you're allowed to come for dinner, mate?
42:29Daisy's going to love it.
42:30You're an HOD, mate.
42:31This could go down in history.
42:33Hmm.
42:35It slits.
42:41Alicia.
42:43Attention all crew.
42:44Please be ready in the main salon immediately for a tip meeting.
42:48Copy for Dex.
42:50We're finished working now.
42:51Yeah, I missed an hour.
42:53Are we...
42:56All right, what do we got?
42:58Where's Ben?
42:59Has anyone seen him?
43:00No.
43:01What could have been better?
43:02The food.
43:03Oof.
43:04Area of improvement.
43:05Food.
43:05Oof.
43:07Ben.
43:07Tip meeting, buddy.
43:09Come on.
43:09No, Bobby.
43:10Come on, bud.
43:11God, it must be nice to be a guest on this rose.
43:15Ben being late to the tip meeting is a classic example of what is going on down in the galley.
43:21He doesn't respect anybody else's time.
43:23Honestly, I'm so f***ing done with it.
43:25Jason's right there.
43:27All right, here we are.
43:29Tip meeting.
43:30Let's go.
43:32That was a good one.
43:33Just sit down here.
43:34I don't care.
43:35I don't give a f***.
43:36Oh, okay.
43:37We're here to have a tip meeting.
43:38You haven't got the respect to be up here, so Ben.
43:51All right, here we are.
43:53Tip meeting.
43:54Let's go.
43:57All right, guys.
43:58Just sit down here.
43:59I don't care.
44:00Okay.
44:00I don't give a f***.
44:01No.
44:02We're here to have a tip meeting.
44:03You haven't got the respect to be up here, so Ben.
44:11All right.
44:12Deck did quite a good job, so well done.
44:17Anyone want a round of applause for Ben?
44:20Ben, I call it on the radio.
44:22I want everyone here.
44:22I need you to set a standard for everyone else as well.
44:25Cross the board.
44:26The reviews say it all.
44:28There's still a lot to do with food.
44:31Going through these, didn't like the fish dish.
44:33It has a fish in.
44:34It's overcooked.
44:35Food needed some seasoning.
44:37I love how you guys all talk s*** to hang your back.
44:39If he asked, I would tell him.
44:40He never asks.
44:42What could be improved food?
44:44Someone else knows.
44:46Same thing that's coming over and over again.
44:48There's only one way to get it fixed, and that's to talk about it.
44:53Communication.
44:54Meal planning.
44:55Get in front of the guests.
44:56See what they want.
44:57Everyone loved the crew.
44:59MVP is definitely Magic Mike.
45:03Come on, Mikey.
45:05The tips today were...
45:0828,000.
45:10Whoa.
45:12That's 2,100 each.
45:17Personally, this big tip that we got was because of me.
45:21I'm going to have to use all of my charter tips to restock on hairspray.
45:25Okay, so everyone got their money.
45:26Yes, yes, yes.
45:28Look, the helmet's got to go somewhere.
45:30The helmet has to go to...
45:35Ben.
45:36I had to start the tip meeting without you.
45:39I am slightly embarrassed.
45:40Yep, Jason, you're right.
45:42I'm tardy, and I suck at cooking.
45:44My food I take very personally, so...
45:47I probably won't be wearing this tonight,
45:49but I will take it as a beautiful gift from my illustrious captain.
45:55There you go.
45:57Cheers.
45:58Reflection starts now.
46:00All right, thanks, guys.
46:02Okay, can Mike, Tatin, come?
46:05Daisy, I do need to have a chat with you about something.
46:07Head of department, Mike, HOD.
46:10No, no.
46:11I'm the only one in my department.
46:14Let's secure the last lines.
46:16Bring the ones in from the dock.
46:18Yeah, last a little bit.
46:19I think people are worried at the power that...
46:21I can't live it anymore.
46:22It's bullshit.
46:24Ben look furious.
46:27Oh, thank you, baby.
46:28Just bring the loop from there, so I can put it on to there.
46:33Do you think Jason would be upset if I threw this in the ocean?
46:36Why the f*** did I get the helmet?
46:38You don't give department heads the f***ing helmet.
46:48Are you dressing chill tonight?
46:50Let's ask Daisy.
46:51What, are you wearing casual?
46:52I'm wearing this and I'm wearing heels.
46:53Okay.
46:54Absolutely tremendous.
46:56She's wearing like half an American flag.
46:58It's like Memorial Day.
47:01Will Daisy be happy that I have memorialized her outfit?
47:05I've got a red shirt.
47:06Yeah.
47:06Oh, I think.
47:08I love it.
47:11What's wrong, babe?
47:12I don't know how I feel.
47:13I'm not sure.
47:14I felt kind of dizzy.
47:17I don't feel like too good.
47:18Yeah, it's okay.
47:20Come on, man.
47:21Don't be shy.
47:21Let's go.
47:22Everyone ready for it?
47:23Are you going out on the HODs?
47:24Yeah.
47:25Don't really want to distance myself from the crew.
47:27All right, so I'll have to say that to stay with you guys.
47:30I think that's what a good HOD should do.
47:32Yeah, 100%.
47:33Whatever.
47:34Oh, wow.
47:36Oh, wow.
47:38Oh, my God.
47:40I can't.
47:42Wow, wee.
47:43Right, shall we?
47:45Guys, we'll see you later.
47:46Bye.
47:47Have fun.
47:49Appreciate that, mate.
47:50Thank you very much.
47:51I didn't realize this better so nice.
47:53Guys, I think this is, like, such a nice time for, like, us to bond.
47:57Going to the sun deck, baby, come on.
48:00To Daisy.
48:01He hears us getting this far.
48:02To Daisy.
48:03And to Daisy.
48:04Yes.
48:05And to getting this far.
48:07And to finishing the battle.
48:08Yes.
48:09We are going to finish the battle.
48:11Is there pride?
48:12Nice.
48:14Am I getting my apology?
48:19I don't know what that is.
48:20You're going to have to go over that one.
48:21Oh, f*** off.
48:28Coming up.
48:29What was the most enjoyable thing about the jar?
48:31Mine was becoming head of department.
48:34You think I can't move around f***ing fenders?
48:38Mike is winding me up.
48:40And this is a big F you to Daisy.
48:42As Daisy has deliberately told him to stop doing just that.
48:46Slap that smoke off your face and it really f***ing pisses me off.
48:56Am I getting my apology?
48:59About what?
49:01F*** off.
49:02I think...
49:02Don't f***ing do this.
49:03Listen, I...
49:04Just rip the band-aid and just say, I'm sorry.
49:06It was a dick.
49:08It's so difficult.
49:10Why?
49:10Because you're proud.
49:11Because I can't remember.
49:12What happened?
49:13No, I was swatting a fly.
49:15You'll win people over.
49:16Did I do that?
49:17Yeah, and it was rude.
49:18I was swatting a fly.
49:19No, you weren't.
49:20I've just heard comments, so I thought it was a good idea.
49:22Yeah, I bet you did.
49:23Yeah.
49:26You use people as a punching bag, and then when you get called out for it, you use your
49:31charm to swim out of it.
49:34You did it with Ellie.
49:35You did it with Alicia.
49:36You smile.
49:37You say, I don't remember.
49:39You make every other excuse.
49:40You've got to understand.
49:41You said, oh, well, they didn't actually ask for the cookies, and you were kind of smoking,
49:45and so was Jenna.
49:46Ask Elena.
49:47She saw you smiling.
49:49Oh, I bet she f***ing did.
49:51She did.
49:51Yeah, why don't we f***ing dive into that?
49:54This whole getting Ellie to back you up, it felt like you were empowering her to almost
50:00undermine me.
50:01When you shoo me out of your galley in front of her, she also smirks.
50:05Ellie will adapt to you more than anyone else.
50:08She looks up to you.
50:09So if you say, f*** Daisy, she'll be like, yeah, f*** Daisy.
50:12I always have your back.
50:14All right.
50:15Okay, now would be a great time for me to just apologize to you, okay?
50:20All right, I think this is a hug apology.
50:23Hug apology.
50:24All right, I love you.
50:25I didn't mean that, all right?
50:27That means a lot.
50:29Despite everything, I actually get Daisy, and I think Daisy gets me, and it would be a shame
50:35to lose that, and between you and I, if Daisy feels like I owe her an apology, then I probably
50:40owe her an apology.
50:42I'm sorry.
50:42You're my besties.
50:44That's all I took again.
50:46I think everybody just needs to step up a bit and follow along Mikey's standards.
50:51And there needs to be more Dexu head of department meetings.
50:54You're the HOD.
50:56You're the HOD of the only department you're in.
50:58You're next to your department.
51:00I'm so glad you're great.
51:02Different to get sarcasm and bad sarcasm.
51:04Yeah, well, that's for British humor.
51:07Thank you so much.
51:08Let's get to the fun stuff.
51:09So who do you fancy?
51:12Jenna.
51:13Full stop.
51:13Wow.
51:14100%.
51:15The two of you giggle like a bunch of schoolgirls around each other.
51:18Giggling Gertie's.
51:18Yeah, yeah.
51:19No, obviously I fancy Jenna.
51:21I think she's smart, I think she's cool.
51:23I think you guys suit more than anyone else on the boat.
51:26I'm jealous you have a vibe with someone.
51:28What about you kids, eh?
51:30It's such a bright future.
51:31Don't f*** it up.
51:33Shall we play a game?
51:34What was the most enjoyable thing about the charter?
51:36No beach setup.
51:39Oh, sorry.
51:40What was your hire now?
51:41Well, mine was becoming head of department.
51:49So, yeah, this has been like my highest point of the trip.
51:51It means a lot because obviously I'm the only person in this department.
51:54If you think about the stew side of things.
51:57Yeah.
51:57Like if I asked Jenna to come outside and do a job on the deckhand, she couldn't do it.
52:02You think I can't move around f***ing fenders?
52:05Mike is winding me up and this is a big F you to Daisy as Daisy has deliberately told him
52:12to stop doing just that.
52:14Take that f***ing smirk off your eyes for her.
52:16I will explode.
52:18Like slap that smirk off your face and it really f***ing pisses me off.
52:23Who wants to go for a cigarette with me?
52:25I don't smoke, but I can.
52:27Mike, I shall all go and get ready and then head over the lagoon, yeah?
52:29Let's go!
52:32You've got such strong, good energy, honestly.
52:36It's a sad terrorist thing.
52:37It is.
52:38Yes.
52:39This one's strange, man.
52:42Tell me about it.
52:44The way he came into that tip meeting late, it felt like we were all a bit like, what the
52:49f***, Ben?
52:50First time that I've seen Jason go, I don't give a f***.
52:52And I know the thing with Jason is this, if he wants to lose it, he can.
52:58Who are you talking about?
52:59Jason.
53:00First time in my life I've seen Jason go, don't give a f*** if he's not here.
53:03That, for you, should mean something.
53:07What is your problem, man?
53:09Who's the problem?
53:10You said don't get defensive now, mate.
53:12Let's go, bitches.
53:13F***ers!
53:14We're not demons here, you're getting f***ed up already.
53:16You need to keep your radio on you.
53:18The point...
53:19I was trying to have a nap.
53:21The only person you're disrespecting is Jason in that sense, because...
53:24No, you're disrespecting the whole team.
53:26F***ing s***.
53:26Just everyone have a go at Ben, would you?
53:29Is there anything interesting to say, or are we just going to f*** at each other for no f***ing reason?
53:34You can pick up the tab, send me the bill.
53:37Brilliant.
53:38Love this f***ing conversation.
53:40Mental.
53:42If he cannot differentiate between friendship and work, then that's his problem.
53:45That was insane.
53:46He just would not take any accountability.
53:49That's why I'm so...
53:54Next, on Below Deck Down Under.
53:56Awesome!
53:57Wow!
53:58I love this!
53:59What's going on?
54:00I care about Dan, I want to see something there with him.
54:03Yeah, yeah.
54:04This is...
54:04You are.
54:06She needs to learn to f***ing grow up.
54:08If you want to keep winding Eddie up and playing with his feelings, I'm going to wind you up even
54:12more.
54:13Hey, totally.
54:14You know what?
54:14F*** off.
54:15You shouldn't be here.
54:16You don't deserve to be here.
54:18You're not winding Jen up.
54:19No, like, I'm the dexter.
54:20I've got the head of the department.
54:21Get off the boat.
54:22Get off the boat.
54:23Get off the boat.
54:24Get off the boat.
54:26Good night.
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