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00:00:01Previously on Metropia.
00:00:02My internet is down.
00:00:04Research paper due for art history.
00:00:07Can you believe this used to be shocking?
00:00:10You were on the net this morning?
00:00:11Yeah.
00:00:12I thought the net was down at Jay's.
00:00:14No.
00:00:18What's your problem?
00:00:20Jay thinks it's too early to be talking about marriage.
00:00:23It bothers you that Maya and I are talking about marriage?
00:00:26You are talking about marriage?
00:00:28To each other?
00:00:29We have.
00:00:30Why shouldn't we?
00:00:31Man, you've only known my sister for a week.
00:00:33Yes, but our ancestors got married without even seeing each other.
00:00:36And that has been working for generations.
00:00:38My God.
00:00:39She's brainwashed you.
00:00:41Hey.
00:00:49Andreas, where are you?
00:00:51Open the door if you're in there.
00:00:53Please, I love Sammy.
00:00:55I don't know where he is.
00:00:57What?
00:00:58Wait.
00:00:59She's crying.
00:01:00Mommy.
00:01:02Oh, damn it.
00:01:03Come here.
00:01:05Emergency over.
00:01:06Without my help.
00:01:07Please forgive me.
00:01:09Only I need you to turn away when you're in a room.
00:01:13Let me make this up to you.
00:01:46After all, by the time I've turned away on.
00:01:51Come on.
00:01:55Maybe.
00:01:59I'll be ready.
00:02:00But after all, you're ready.
00:02:03Don't go.
00:02:03You're ready.
00:02:03Don't go.
00:02:04That's all.
00:02:05Yes, they were.
00:02:05You're ready.
00:02:08I'll be ready.
00:02:08You, who's ready.
00:02:10You're ready.
00:02:10You're ready.
00:02:12You're ready.
00:02:13So you're ready.
00:02:41You should take cleaning seriously.
00:02:44I've seen my other earring.
00:02:46This one, you haven't seen it, have you?
00:02:48No.
00:02:49Dammit, I probably left it at Andreas's.
00:02:51That's okay, I'll ask him tonight at the party.
00:02:53You invited Andreas?
00:02:54Yes, I did.
00:02:55Why?
00:02:55Who'd you invite?
00:02:56The Prime Minister?
00:02:57Funny.
00:02:59Quincy.
00:03:01Quincy.
00:03:02Wasn't she just telling me how great he was with Sam?
00:03:03Yeah, with a two-year-old.
00:03:05It's grown-ups he has a problem with.
00:03:07What are you talking about?
00:03:08I have never seen that guy loosen up, okay?
00:03:10And he doesn't like me.
00:03:12Well, I can't uninvite him.
00:03:14Fine, fine.
00:03:15It'll be fine.
00:03:16Whatever.
00:03:17What's left to do?
00:03:18Cooking, cleaning, shopping.
00:03:20Okay, what do we need?
00:03:21We need dessert.
00:03:23Okay.
00:03:23I'll bake a cake.
00:03:24Okay.
00:03:24So?
00:03:25Eggs, chocolates, and...
00:03:27Oh, we need milk for coffee.
00:03:28Alright, well call me if you think of anything else.
00:03:29Okay, I will.
00:03:49You need milk for coffee.
00:03:49Is that what you students call art?
00:03:51Yes.
00:03:52I'm doing a research paper, the great works of...
00:03:55Who?
00:03:55Popeye the Sailor Man?
00:03:57No.
00:03:58Alexander Archepenko, the Russian sculptor.
00:04:01Ukrainian.
00:04:01What?
00:04:02He was born in Kiev, in Ukraine.
00:04:05It's not the same thing.
00:04:06I didn't know that.
00:04:08Look, this is, this is Castles in the fucking center.
00:04:11You have to know the difference between art and tchotchkes.
00:04:16In case you don't know the difference, this is tchotchkes.
00:04:20Okay, what do you have so far? Show me.
00:04:22Ah, Archipenko was a great sculptor who...
00:04:26Who sold that in the end?
00:04:27I mean, yeah, he was great, but you could buy this piece at Walmart for $1.98.
00:04:33I'm gonna put that away.
00:04:40Now we have to get the spaghetti ready.
00:04:42Right?
00:04:44And I'll open the...
00:04:45Oh no!
00:04:46Shit!
00:04:47I mean, shoot.
00:04:48Mom didn't say that.
00:04:50Oh no, what are we gonna do?
00:04:52Look at this!
00:04:53Come in!
00:04:55What are we gonna do now?
00:04:58Hey, Quincy!
00:04:59Came to see if you needed any help.
00:05:03Looks like you do.
00:05:04Yeah, what gave you that idea?
00:05:06I know it ain't easy.
00:05:07Is this a kid?
00:05:08How you doing, Sammy?
00:05:09Can you say hi to Quincy?
00:05:11Here, let me help you.
00:05:14Thanks.
00:05:14No problem.
00:05:16Thanks again.
00:05:19Okay, well, now I don't know what to do because that was my last box of spaghetti.
00:05:24And I've got the tomato sauce started.
00:05:27Listen, I'll make a great lasagna.
00:05:29You do?
00:05:30Yeah.
00:05:31Awesome.
00:05:33Come on, Sammy, let's check if we have lasagna noodles.
00:05:36Hey, can we have the tomatoes?
00:05:38What's wrong?
00:05:39Hey!
00:05:40What's wrong?
00:05:49Hey!
00:05:53You guys look like tourists.
00:05:55Well, we are.
00:05:55Raj took me to see the city.
00:05:59Um, we're having a dinner party tonight.
00:06:01You guys gotta come.
00:06:02Yeah, sounds like fun.
00:06:03Thanks.
00:06:03Okay.
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:08Uh, round seven, okay?
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:11Should we, um, bring anything?
00:06:12No, no, no.
00:06:13We gotta come.
00:06:13Okay.
00:06:14Okay.
00:06:15See ya.
00:06:23Do you need some research?
00:06:25I need to talk to you.
00:06:27Fin, we are talking about important things.
00:06:30Now?
00:06:33Please.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:35Uh, look, our lesson seems to be over for the moment, but I, I have many books on Art Veritas
00:06:39that we're interested.
00:06:40You know?
00:06:41It's great.
00:06:42I'd love to see them.
00:06:43Thanks.
00:06:45Okay, you know, tonight, we're having a, a small dinner party.
00:06:48At the loft.
00:06:497.30, you will come, right?
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:52Okay.
00:06:52Okay, thanks.
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:56Right there in front of everybody.
00:06:57And let me tell you, Phoenix was making sure that everyone was looking.
00:07:00They were kissing.
00:07:02In the atrium.
00:07:03Really?
00:07:04Sophie, I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything, but I'm pretty sure there's more
00:07:07to it.
00:07:08Really?
00:07:08So what are you saying?
00:07:09That Phoenix is sleeping with Andreas?
00:07:12Yes?
00:07:12Well, how long do you think it's been going on?
00:07:15Didn't look like a first aid kiss from me.
00:07:16No.
00:07:18So you're staying a while.
00:07:21You okay?
00:07:22Yeah, I'm okay.
00:07:23Oh, we have to be ready to refill the salt shaker.
00:07:26Refill the salt shaker?
00:07:27Are you guys screwing around on you?
00:07:29Uh-uh.
00:07:29Uh-uh.
00:07:30No, it's not like that.
00:07:31Okay?
00:07:32I'm happy if Andreas has other interests.
00:07:35What?
00:07:37It just makes it easier.
00:07:39I think he was getting a little too attached, you know?
00:07:42He started wanting to have conversations about talking.
00:07:46You know?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:49Oh my god.
00:07:52The man that you're sleeping with wanted to have a conversation?
00:07:56I don't want to have a relationship, and if Andreas is sleeping with someone else, that
00:08:01means he doesn't either.
00:08:02And you're not remotely jealous?
00:08:06And you're not worried?
00:08:08Why would I be worried?
00:08:10What do you think?
00:08:12STDs, AIDS, if Andreas is fucking other people?
00:08:16Shut up.
00:08:17I'm sorry.
00:08:18Quincy's standing right there.
00:08:20All right?
00:08:21Listen, I'm not stupid.
00:08:23All right?
00:08:24I use condoms.
00:08:25Don't worry.
00:08:25Good.
00:08:26Guess.
00:08:27Get that robot thing on the couch.
00:08:32Am I right for Andreas and Sophie sleeping together?
00:08:36What?
00:08:37Is this supposed to be some kind of surprise deal?
00:08:39Oh, Phoenix.
00:08:42What is he seeing?
00:08:43What do you care?
00:08:44He's not going to marry her.
00:08:46He's only sleeping with her.
00:08:47Besides, there are better choices for you, Phoenix.
00:08:50And don't you know a good looking man when you see one?
00:08:53Don't flatter yourself.
00:08:54Phoenix.
00:08:55What about her?
00:08:57What if Phoenix is, you know, interested?
00:08:59What if she's serious about Andreas?
00:09:02You're worried about Phoenix?
00:09:03Well, yeah, because if she's serious about him, then I should probably back off, right?
00:09:08Are you kidding?
00:09:08You do that for Phoenix?
00:09:10Come on.
00:09:10We're all sisters.
00:09:12Of course, that means I'm going to have to find myself a new bang, buddy.
00:09:15Lady.
00:09:16We were just talking about you.
00:09:18That's good.
00:09:19Where do you keep your garlic?
00:09:20Do you mind tidying up in here?
00:09:22Cook needs garlic.
00:09:26I was talking about Phoenix.
00:09:28And he's young.
00:09:30He's handsome.
00:09:31And he's definitely not fucking anyone else.
00:09:34How do you know?
00:09:34Well, I make it my business and all these things.
00:09:37So, what's wrong with him?
00:09:40It's not Andreas, that's what.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:44So, what are you going to do?
00:09:46Are you going to fight for Andreas or are you going to just stand here and cry?
00:09:49Huh?
00:09:50You're mean.
00:09:51No, I am not mean.
00:09:52I'm your friend.
00:09:53I'm your very good friend.
00:09:54Who, by the way, is having a dinner party tonight?
00:09:58Who's coming?
00:10:00Jovi, Sophie.
00:10:01Does she have to be there?
00:10:03She lives there.
00:10:05Okay, who else?
00:10:07Andreas, Queen C, and you of course.
00:10:11It will be fun.
00:10:14Such fun.
00:10:16You have to come.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:33Jovi door.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35I got it.
00:10:35I got it.
00:10:41Hey.
00:10:42Hi.
00:10:44Hey, guys.
00:10:45Hey, Yuri.
00:10:47Welcome.
00:10:48Go ahead.
00:10:48Looks great.
00:10:53Mmm.
00:10:53Do you smell that?
00:10:55What?
00:10:55The lasagna?
00:10:57No, it's virgin.
00:10:59Sophie?
00:11:08Can you take your lasagna out the oven?
00:11:10Uh, not yet.
00:11:11Maya.
00:11:12Hi.
00:11:13Hi.
00:11:14Hey.
00:11:15Thanks.
00:11:18I don't really drink.
00:11:20Oh, no?
00:11:21Can I get you something else?
00:11:22Maybe, uh, water?
00:11:23Juice?
00:11:24Oh, uh, I'll sip this.
00:11:26I just don't want you to keep filling it up, please.
00:11:28Oh, no, no.
00:11:29If you're not used to drinking, I wouldn't want you to get drunk.
00:11:32Your boyfriend might try to take advantage of you.
00:11:35Oh, no.
00:11:35Raj wouldn't.
00:11:37Oh, no.
00:11:37I'm sure he's a very nice man.
00:11:40Hmm.
00:11:41Here you go.
00:11:44You have a bum?
00:11:45Mm-hmm.
00:11:46Yes, I was just, uh, telling Maya here what a lucky man you are.
00:11:50Yes, I am.
00:11:51Very lucky.
00:11:52Okay, guys, uh, feel free to, you know, look around.
00:11:56Hey, Phoenix.
00:11:56Thanks for coming.
00:12:01Hey.
00:12:01Phoenix.
00:12:02Hey.
00:12:03Nice to see you.
00:12:04You look fantastic.
00:12:05That dress is great on you.
00:12:07I know.
00:12:08Let's check this out.
00:12:10Dinner, buddy?
00:12:11Yeah, Yuri invited me.
00:12:12I don't know anyone.
00:12:13I don't know Yuri.
00:12:14Mmm.
00:12:14But we met.
00:12:16Yes.
00:12:17Jay's studio.
00:12:18Oh, mmm, Andreas.
00:12:20They're really nice people.
00:12:21They're really nice.
00:12:23I love it.
00:12:23I'm glad you're here.
00:12:24I just wanted to ask you.
00:12:26Shh.
00:12:27Excuse me.
00:12:29Bye.
00:12:36Oh, she, um...
00:12:38It's a great apartment.
00:12:38Yeah, she only likes men who know their art.
00:12:41That wouldn't be Rajiv.
00:12:43No, no.
00:12:44Would that be you?
00:12:45What?
00:12:46No.
00:12:47She's my sister.
00:12:48Your sister, yeah.
00:12:51Dinner is served.
00:12:53Guys, food is ready, please.
00:12:56Come to the table, everybody.
00:12:59Um...
00:13:00Jay, I think you are sitting here between Maya and Raj.
00:13:03Jovi next to Maya.
00:13:04Quincy.
00:13:04Phoenix, Andreas and Sophie, I think.
00:13:07Enjoy.
00:13:08Toast to our hosts, Jovi, Yuri and Sophie.
00:13:13Thank you for inviting us.
00:13:15Salud.
00:13:22Don't strike me as the party type.
00:13:24Isn't it time for your little speech on the poor pasta that gave its life for this meal?
00:13:29Was that a joke?
00:13:30No, I'm not.
00:13:32Any more jokes?
00:13:33Any more jokes?
00:13:36Any more jokes?
00:13:37Any more jokes?
00:13:38Any more jokes?
00:13:39Any more jokes?
00:13:40I hope you leave.
00:13:40All the people that women are either in a relationship or not gay.
00:13:44I used to think the same thing about men, of course.
00:13:48Oh, my God!
00:13:50Why are you great?
00:13:51You did not hear me.
00:13:53I'm good.
00:13:54I'm good.
00:13:55I'm good.
00:13:56I'm good.
00:13:58I'm good.
00:13:58It goes better with beautiful women than mine.
00:14:00Ha ha.
00:14:02I'll love it.
00:14:04I'll get some.
00:14:04Jovi, can you ask that question?
00:14:06She wanted my favorite.
00:14:08You can.
00:14:08Oh, you're good.
00:14:09Have some more wine.
00:14:10That's my pasta.
00:14:14It's very good, thank you.
00:14:15Have some more?
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:16It's just fine.
00:14:17Thank you, thank you.
00:14:18What about you, Phoenix?
00:14:19Would you like some more pasta?
00:14:20Oh, I couldn't eat another bite.
00:14:22Unless I was fighting on you, baby.
00:14:24It's getting warm here, isn't it?
00:14:29You know what?
00:14:34I love that starry.
00:14:36It's beautiful.
00:14:37Oh, thank you.
00:14:39It was my grandmother's.
00:14:40It looks gorgeous on you.
00:14:42It looks great.
00:14:43It was great for you.
00:14:46Oh, thank you.
00:14:51Mommy!
00:14:51Mommy!
00:14:52Mommy!
00:14:53Mommy!
00:14:57I'm sorry, baby.
00:14:59Weren't we being too loud?
00:15:06You said you'd help me, but you put Sophie on the other side of him.
00:15:09There's nothing I could do.
00:15:11Look.
00:15:12Look at him.
00:15:13He's cleaning dirty dishes in the kitchen.
00:15:14Is this your dream, man?
00:15:16Really.
00:15:17In case you didn't notice, Quincy's in there with the dirty dishes, too.
00:15:20Yes, but Andreas is washing dishes because he's trying to get away from the women he's sleeping with.
00:15:24Quincy is washing dishes because he's a good catch.
00:15:28He manages a bar.
00:15:31Yes, I'm not telling you to marry him.
00:15:32Use him.
00:15:34Use Quincy.
00:15:35Make Andreas jealous.
00:15:37He will appreciate you so much more when he thinks he doesn't have you.
00:15:42Trust me.
00:15:56Here we go.
00:15:58Oh, camera.
00:15:59This is the one I told you about.
00:16:00Yeah, this is nice.
00:16:01Give me a lock.
00:16:03You guys talk to me.
00:16:05You don't get to talk to me.
00:16:06You don't get to talk to me.
00:16:07You don't get to talk to me.
00:16:12You like this one?
00:16:13Uh, no.
00:16:15I do.
00:16:15Another glass.
00:16:16I'll be there.
00:16:21I was just checking on Sammy, and he's fine, but Bear Bear seems to have some sort of caked
00:16:26on gross.
00:16:27I don't know what that is.
00:16:29Let me see.
00:16:32What?
00:16:32I guess Bear Bear kind of helped me and Sammy with a little cake batter.
00:16:35Oh.
00:16:36I'm sorry about that.
00:16:37No, don't say sorry.
00:16:38You know, Sammy had a good time with you today.
00:16:39I had a good time, too.
00:16:40I mean, I know he loves the bear.
00:16:42It's always with him.
00:16:42He loves the bear.
00:16:44He loves the bear.
00:16:44A little soap and water, Bear Bear will be just fine.
00:16:47I'm sure.
00:16:48Don't worry about it.
00:16:49I don't know.
00:16:57I love this place.
00:16:58Everyone's free to do whatever they want.
00:17:02You know what I want?
00:17:05This.
00:17:13That was nice.
00:17:16Again.
00:17:17Again.
00:17:39Let's go.
00:17:40Let's go.
00:18:03Do you have any more wine?
00:18:07Let's take a walk.
00:18:09Listen, it's not nice to live without saying goodbye, all right?
00:18:12All right?
00:18:13Just be cool.
00:18:14Have fun, all right?
00:18:15Be back.
00:18:15I'll be back.
00:18:24Shit.
00:18:25Everything all right over there?
00:18:27Delightful.
00:18:28Good.
00:18:31What's with the rat?
00:18:33It's my son's teddy bear.
00:18:36You let him play with that?
00:18:37Yeah, I do.
00:18:38It's his favorite toy.
00:18:39He sleeps with it every night.
00:18:42Listen, Phoenix.
00:18:43We didn't get to finish our conversation over there.
00:18:45I was finished.
00:18:47Did you have something else to say?
00:18:49Actually, yeah.
00:18:50I know about you and Andreas.
00:18:52And that's fine.
00:18:53And I just wanted to tell you that he and I are...
00:18:55I know.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:59Well, let me ask you this.
00:19:01Do you love him?
00:19:01Excuse me?
00:19:03I'm just wondering, because if you do, if you care about him, then I can back off.
00:19:09You're going to let me have him, is that it?
00:19:12You think I need your charity?
00:19:14That's not what I'm saying.
00:19:16Take a look in the mirror, honey.
00:19:19So?
00:19:20So?
00:19:22How's the other side working for you?
00:19:26Really good.
00:19:30Mind spreading some of that around?
00:19:32Sure.
00:19:34Okay, this is ready.
00:19:35You ready to go?
00:19:36No.
00:19:37We haven't had dessert yet, baby.
00:19:39I'll give you dessert and it'll be better than chocolate.
00:19:42Come on.
00:19:42This is a party, Phoenix.
00:19:44Have fun.
00:19:45Enjoy yourself.
00:19:47Mingle around.
00:19:48I'll do a little cha-cha, you know?
00:19:50I'm so happy.
00:19:51Hello, Andreas.
00:19:53How are you?
00:19:53You having a nice time?
00:19:54I'm having a great time.
00:19:55Good.
00:19:56I'm good.
00:20:01How are you?
00:20:02Can I have cake?
00:20:03Yes.
00:20:03Yeah.
00:20:03Are you going to feed me?
00:20:04No, I'm not going to feed you.
00:20:05You're a big boy.
00:20:06You can feed yourself.
00:20:07Okay.
00:20:12Bye-bye, Bear Bear.
00:20:38Where the hell is it?
00:20:41You ever lose change?
00:20:42What?
00:20:43If it's a matter of a few bucks, I can load it to you.
00:20:48What's wrong?
00:20:49Oh, I can't find Bear Bear.
00:20:52Sam's Bear Bear?
00:20:53He won't go anywhere without that bear.
00:20:55Okay, calm down.
00:20:57No, no, no.
00:20:57Don't tell me to calm down.
00:20:58That's annoying.
00:20:59I hear when people tell me that.
00:21:00Oh, sorry.
00:21:02All right.
00:21:03So when did you see it last?
00:21:04Did you take it to bed with him last night?
00:21:05Yes, he took it to bed with him last night.
00:21:06And then when I checked on him, I noticed a stain on it.
00:21:09And?
00:21:11And I washed it and I left it by the sink to dry and now it's gone.
00:21:14Okay, it'll turn up.
00:21:16Oh, my God.
00:21:17Jovi, I lost Bear Bear.
00:21:19I am a terrible mother.
00:21:20Sophie, you're a great man.
00:21:23No.
00:21:24No, he loves that bear, Jovi.
00:21:26You know that.
00:21:26He won't go anywhere without it.
00:21:28What am I going to do?
00:21:29What am I going to do?
00:21:30We'll find it.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33Bear Bear.
00:21:35Here I do.
00:21:36You're not funny.
00:21:37No.
00:21:38Bear Bear.
00:21:39No.
00:21:52Large coffee to go.
00:22:05Here.
00:22:07I said to go.
00:22:10Hey, this is cold.
00:22:13Actually, I'd say it's more tepid.
00:22:15Did you just put your finger in my drink?
00:22:16Hmm.
00:22:18There's no way in hell I'm pink.
00:22:19You ordered it.
00:22:20What's your problem?
00:22:22Whatever.
00:22:23She just stuck her finger in my drink.
00:22:24I'll bring you another one.
00:22:26I want an apology.
00:22:27I'm really sorry.
00:22:28She's new here.
00:22:29No kidding.
00:22:31When you hired her, she robbed me the other night.
00:22:33What?
00:22:34Stole my tips.
00:22:36You want to get you another coffee?
00:22:37On the house.
00:22:38Oh, and a muffin.
00:22:40Okay.
00:22:46Okay.
00:22:48Okay.
00:22:49Okay.
00:22:50Okay.
00:22:50Okay.
00:22:50Thank God.
00:22:52Maybe someone from the party took it.
00:22:55What?
00:22:56No.
00:22:56Those people are our friends, and don't you think they're a little old for stuffed teddy bears?
00:23:01Hey, buddy.
00:23:04Say hi to Quincy.
00:23:05Hi, Quincy.
00:23:06Um, Quincy, can you...
00:23:08Have you seen Sam's bear?
00:23:11Since last night after you gave it a bath.
00:23:13I haven't seen it either.
00:23:15It's gone.
00:23:15It's gone.
00:23:17It's not good.
00:23:18I know.
00:23:19I remember when I was a little kid, my mom took away my woo-woo black kid.
00:23:23I started crying so hard, I started throwing up.
00:23:25Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:23:26Don't tell me that.
00:23:27I don't want to hear that.
00:23:29I'm sorry.
00:23:30You know, he's such a good kid, and all he ever asks for is his little bear, and I lost
00:23:35it.
00:23:35Listen.
00:23:36The bear will turn up, all right?
00:23:38Okay.
00:23:39All right.
00:23:47Great, thanks.
00:23:56Here, your order.
00:23:58This isn't what I ordered.
00:23:59Yeah, it is.
00:24:01I think I know what I ordered.
00:24:03Well, then you'd know this is it.
00:24:04Sayan, can you fill up the cream?
00:24:06Fine.
00:24:08Sorry about that.
00:24:10What's with her?
00:24:11Don't ask.
00:24:12I'm really sorry.
00:24:13Don't worry about it.
00:24:14How have you been?
00:24:15Fine.
00:24:19Horrible.
00:24:20She's horrible.
00:24:21Sayan.
00:24:21She's a nightmare.
00:24:22She gets the orders wrong, insults the customers, and I think she's stealing from me.
00:24:27The float's short.
00:24:28I'm not surprised.
00:24:30She stole Phoenix's tit money the other night.
00:24:32So it is true.
00:24:34Fire her.
00:24:35I can't.
00:24:36You have to.
00:24:37She's stealing from you.
00:24:38I don't know.
00:24:38I mean, she needs a break, and I want to be fair with her, but I don't have any proof
00:24:42that she's stolen money from here, so how can I fire her?
00:24:45You want to know what I think?
00:24:46I think you're a good person for giving her the benefit of doubt.
00:24:50But I'd fire her.
00:24:51I don't know.
00:24:52I don't know.
00:24:56I don't know.
00:25:20Your work?
00:25:22Uh-huh.
00:25:23Beautiful.
00:25:24Thanks.
00:25:26Doesn't it hurt?
00:25:28I mean, why do people do that to themselves?
00:25:30For the rush.
00:25:32At least that's what my friends tell me.
00:25:34Pain rush?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36You buy that?
00:25:38What do you think?
00:25:41You've got to be pretty angry.
00:25:43I mean, the question is, why are they taking it out on themselves?
00:25:46Well, everyone takes it out on themselves.
00:25:48But if you drink or smoke, you can't see the damage because it's inside.
00:25:53I never thought of it that way.
00:26:02Oh, Venus!
00:26:03I'm just on my way to work.
00:26:04You know what?
00:26:04I know you're a busy girl.
00:26:05It'll just take one second.
00:26:07What?
00:26:08You know the teddy bear you saw me washing last night?
00:26:11Yeah.
00:26:12Did you see what happened to it afterwards?
00:26:15Andreas had it.
00:26:17Andreas had it.
00:26:18Yeah, he threw it in the laundry basket.
00:26:20Oh, okay.
00:26:21So, okay.
00:26:22So it's in the laundry.
00:26:22I'm sorry.
00:26:23I'm sorry.
00:26:24I'm sorry.
00:26:24No, it wasn't the laundry basket.
00:26:26It was the compost bin.
00:26:28Why would Andreas throw Sam's bear in the compost bin?
00:26:31Don't kill the messenger.
00:26:32I'm just telling you what I saw.
00:26:37Jovi, can you just watch Sam for just a few minutes?
00:26:40I've got to run upstairs.
00:26:41It's just going to take a second.
00:26:48Hey, bud.
00:26:50He's cute.
00:26:51What's his name?
00:26:52Sam.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:55Jovi.
00:26:56What's that?
00:26:58Is she your...
00:26:59Sophie?
00:27:00No, she's just a friend.
00:27:04Uh, so how long have you been a photographer?
00:27:07Professionally?
00:27:07Mm-hmm.
00:27:08Well, I'm barely making a living, but I have been trying full-time for almost a year now.
00:27:15You have a really good eye.
00:27:18Thanks.
00:27:19You're welcome.
00:27:31You have a really good eye.
00:27:53I'm on!
00:28:03Shit!
00:28:06What kind of camera do you use?
00:28:09Just a sec.
00:28:14Hello?
00:28:15Jovi, it's Quincy.
00:28:16Has Sophie found Sam's bear yet?
00:28:18No.
00:28:19Why?
00:28:19Where are you?
00:28:21I've been in and out of malls trying to find a replacement.
00:28:23Holy shit, that's so sweet.
00:28:25Don't give me any praise yet.
00:28:26It came up empty.
00:28:27I've been to like 18 toy stores already.
00:28:30Hold on.
00:28:30She's coming.
00:28:31I can just find out where she got the bear from.
00:28:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:33Don't say anything to Sophie.
00:28:35I'm already running late.
00:28:36I don't want her to get her hopes up.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:38All right?
00:28:39Good luck.
00:28:42Good luck.
00:28:42Good luck.
00:28:44It's like the fucking thing got up and walked away.
00:28:47I don't know what I was thinking anyway, having a party with a two-year-old in the next room.
00:28:51Mothers are allowed to have parties, Sophie.
00:28:52I mean, look at where we live.
00:28:54This is not a place to raise a kid.
00:28:56That's bullshit, and you know it.
00:28:58You weren't exactly raised in a house with a white picket fence, and you turned out great.
00:29:01I lost his toy.
00:29:03It was his favorite thing in the world, and I lost it.
00:29:06Stop doing this to yourself.
00:29:08I just feel like a terrible mother.
00:29:10I feel like I failed my kid.
00:29:12Don't be silly.
00:29:14Losing Bear Bear is hardly going to traumatize Sam for his entire life.
00:29:18I promise he won't end up on some shrink's couch saying,
00:29:21gee, everything was great until my mom lost my bear.
00:29:24The kid loves himself.
00:29:26I know.
00:29:27If you need me, I'll be over there.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:36Okay, Sammy.
00:29:43Whoa, muffin down.
00:29:46Aaron.
00:29:48Lemon, right?
00:29:50Five-second rule.
00:29:52I got it from here, Cyan.
00:29:53Why don't you take a break?
00:29:54About time.
00:29:57One sec.
00:30:00Um, excuse me, um, hi, one sec.
00:30:04So, not that it's any of my business, but there seems to be a crisis going on.
00:30:09Crisis?
00:30:10Oh, you mean on the phone.
00:30:12Um, yeah.
00:30:13Sam lost his stuffed teddy bear, and Sophie's all freaked out about that.
00:30:17So, Quincy went to go and see if you could find a replacement.
00:30:21That's so sweet.
00:30:22Oh, yeah.
00:30:23Quincy's a sweet guy.
00:30:25Is anything happening there?
00:30:27Me?
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:30I play for the other team.
00:30:37What position?
00:30:46Will these do?
00:30:48Perfect.
00:30:49How are things going with Cyan?
00:30:51Terrible.
00:30:52She's a walking tornado.
00:30:54She's already managed to spill a carton of cream, broke in two mugs, and somehow managed
00:30:58to set the toaster on fire.
00:31:00How many chances are you going to give her?
00:31:02She's obviously not meant for this job.
00:31:04You have to fire her.
00:31:05I would if I could, but I can't.
00:31:08I don't have a stomach for it.
00:31:09Am I pathetic or what?
00:31:11Wait, don't answer that.
00:31:14What is this?
00:31:15Your horoscope.
00:31:16Do you read horoscopes?
00:31:18Read yes, believe no, but this one seemed apropos.
00:31:22Today's events are bound to test your resolve, but go with your gut and realize that you're
00:31:27stronger than you think.
00:31:29Wow.
00:31:32I'm not a Leo.
00:31:33You are smart, you're kind, and anyone would be lucky to have you as their boss.
00:31:38Now get back in there and fire her ass.
00:31:42Go on, go.
00:31:43You can do it.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:58This is a really great place.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:09Glad you like it.
00:32:12Um, I have to go.
00:32:14Oh, okay.
00:32:16Well, nice meeting you.
00:32:17Can I see you again sometime?
00:32:19Sure.
00:32:20Actually, there's this thing going on at Bang, at the club, tonight, so...
00:32:25The thing?
00:32:27Boxing.
00:32:28But it's for charity, so it should be fun.
00:32:30You should come to the club.
00:32:33Tonight.
00:32:34Sounds great.
00:32:35Um...
00:32:36I'll see you tonight, then?
00:32:37Yes.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:38See you tonight.
00:32:40Bye.
00:32:41Bye.
00:32:42Bye.
00:32:55How did it go?
00:32:56I'm such a loser.
00:32:58You couldn't fire her.
00:33:00Not only did I not fire her, I gave her ten extra minutes on a break so she could go
00:33:04outside
00:33:04and finish the cigarette she lit inside.
00:33:07Marissa...
00:33:08I know, I know.
00:33:10Don't give up.
00:33:12I have to get to work, but maybe I'll see you at the club tonight?
00:33:16You can tell me the story how you kick Cyan out of her butt.
00:33:22Hey.
00:33:24Hang in there.
00:33:32Spare some change.
00:33:35You look like someone just killed your prized poodle.
00:33:42You still haven't fired her?
00:33:44Save it.
00:33:46Cyan?
00:33:47Can you come here a minute?
00:33:49What are you doing?
00:33:49Hang on.
00:33:52You're fired.
00:33:53Excuse me?
00:33:54Fired.
00:33:55Canned.
00:33:55Axe.
00:33:56Downside.
00:33:57Your show is cancelled.
00:33:58You're not my boss.
00:33:59I've been deputized.
00:34:00Fuck you, dyke.
00:34:02No, fuck you.
00:34:04You want to use people like you use your drugs and go right ahead, but you're not doing it
00:34:07here, and you're certainly not doing it to my friends.
00:34:10No, don't look at her.
00:34:12Look at me.
00:34:13I understand that you have some problems.
00:34:15That's all right.
00:34:15I can help you with those if you want.
00:34:17But not until you go away, give your head a shake, and come back right side up.
00:34:21Then, and only then, will I meet you halfway.
00:34:25And, uh, dyke's it for the Dutch.
00:34:27I'm a lesbian.
00:34:28Now, I'm scraped.
00:34:32Can I get a double espresso?
00:34:45Maybe someone from the party took it.
00:34:49Andres had it.
00:34:52I just feel like a terrible mother.
00:34:56Losing Bear Bear is hardly going to traumatize Sam for his entire life.
00:35:02Convos have been.
00:35:05I feel like I failed, failed my kid.
00:35:10Bill turned off the pad.
00:35:12Yeah, he threw it in the laundry basket.
00:35:15This is not a place to raise a kid.
00:35:20Andres had it.
00:35:23I am a terrible mother.
00:35:30I hate when you get to do that.
00:35:34How about Siam?
00:35:36Yeah, don't mention it.
00:35:38Are you having a bad day or something?
00:35:40Actually, I'm having a great day.
00:35:42And looking forward to a better evening, because I have a date.
00:35:47That's great.
00:35:48With who?
00:35:48A girl I just met.
00:35:50She came over to my booth and said she liked my art.
00:35:53And I didn't buy anything, of course, but that's okay.
00:35:56And we just started talking.
00:35:57It just so happens that I have a date tonight as well.
00:36:01Mm-hmm.
00:36:01Well, I'm not sure if it's an actual date, but I'll take what I can get.
00:36:05You seem pretty stoked about it.
00:36:07Totally.
00:36:08Lately, Lee and I have been talking.
00:36:09I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, babe,
00:36:11but the other night in your drunken crusade for a cigarette,
00:36:14you made a date with someone named Tony.
00:36:16Oh, shit.
00:36:19Tony.
00:36:19Yeah, Tony.
00:36:21And I believe there were cars in there.
00:36:23I was drunk.
00:36:23I forgot.
00:36:25I was drunk, too, and I remember.
00:36:28What are you going to do?
00:36:41Hang on.
00:36:44Come in.
00:36:48Hey.
00:36:49Come on in.
00:36:50How you doing?
00:36:51Good.
00:36:51How's it going?
00:36:52I'm good.
00:36:52Good.
00:36:53Okay, come on in.
00:36:55Did I get you the bad time?
00:36:57Bad?
00:36:58I'm terrible.
00:36:59What's up?
00:37:00What's that?
00:37:01He's sleeping.
00:37:03He's sleeping.
00:37:03He's sleeping.
00:37:04He's sleeping.
00:37:04Without Bear Bear?
00:37:04Yeah, without Bear Bear.
00:37:06Luckily, he fell asleep in my arms.
00:37:07Does he know yet?
00:37:08No.
00:37:09No.
00:37:10He asked for him once this morning, and I distracted him,
00:37:12but he's going to go crazy when he finds out I don't have that bear.
00:37:16Why are you laughing?
00:37:17I got something for you.
00:37:19What?
00:37:20I mean, for Sammy.
00:37:21You do?
00:37:23Ah, yeah.
00:37:26Oh, my God.
00:37:27You found Bear Bear.
00:37:29And, you know, a couple identical twins, you know.
00:37:33What is this?
00:37:34What did you do?
00:37:36Oh, my God.
00:37:38I mean, if you don't like one, you got the whole football team in there.
00:37:40This is amazing.
00:37:42This is so great.
00:37:43Where did you find it?
00:37:44Like I said, I know it's not easy being a single mom, so.
00:37:46You do?
00:37:48Yeah, my mom, one time at Christmas, she forgot to buy herself a present,
00:37:51you know, to put under the tree from Santa.
00:37:53Me and my brother thought she was on Santa's naughty list kind of on Christmas.
00:37:57Oh, no.
00:37:59Well, I hope he likes it.
00:38:00Oh, he's going to love it.
00:38:02But I'm going to save him one at a time, you know?
00:38:04Okay, look, I'm late as it is, and good to see you again, as usual.
00:38:13I didn't say thank you.
00:38:14No problem.
00:38:15No problem, honey.
00:38:16Thank you so much.
00:38:18All right.
00:38:19See you again.
00:38:20Bye.
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:22Bye.
00:38:22Bye.
00:38:25Bye.
00:38:28Thank you so much.
00:38:31Bye, brother.
00:38:35Bye.
00:38:36Bye.
00:38:49Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, we've got a very special night tonight at bang.
00:38:55Fight night.
00:38:56Please welcome our first two contestants.
00:38:58First, in the red corner, we're a gold truck for black trim.
00:39:0120 wins, 19 by the way of knockout, zero losses, the undisputed, undefeated, welterweight, golden
00:39:10glove champion, T.K. O'Neal.
00:39:21And now, in the blue corner, wearing plaid shorts, ladies and gentlemen, Jorge Caballero.
00:39:32Okay, ladies, I want a good, clean fight.
00:39:35No low blows, all right?
00:39:37Touch gloves.
00:39:40Fight!
00:39:52One, two, three, four!
00:40:02You okay, puppy?
00:40:03Mm-hmm.
00:40:03Huh?
00:40:03You work great.
00:40:04What do you make tell?
00:40:05You have a piece of cake.
00:40:06Oh, yeah.
00:40:07Oh, yeah.
00:40:07Did I win?
00:40:08And for our next contestants.
00:40:12Come on!
00:40:16I don't understand boxing.
00:40:18When two guys get in a ring and clobber each other senseless, why?
00:40:21Well, as if the world isn't violent enough.
00:40:24We've got to make a sport out of it.
00:40:25Yeah, an Olympic sport.
00:40:26I mean, shouldn't the Olympics be about peace?
00:40:29Totally.
00:40:31But that guy, T.K. O'Neal, he was in the Olympics, right?
00:40:34Yeah.
00:40:34Gold medalist.
00:40:36That is kind of cool.
00:40:41Jay, what are you doing here?
00:40:42I thought you were busy writing about archiving.
00:40:45I just finished.
00:40:47Oh, a drink to celebrate then.
00:40:48Lee, please.
00:40:49Actually, I'm meeting someone.
00:40:51Well, you know, Rajiv and Maya, my sister.
00:40:55You met at your place.
00:40:56Meeting them, right?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:58And you sure?
00:40:59Do they know?
00:41:00It doesn't look like they're expecting it.
00:41:01You guys, how you doing?
00:41:03How are you, Yuri?
00:41:04Hey, good.
00:41:04Okay?
00:41:05Hey, listen.
00:41:05You ever throw a boxing?
00:41:07Hmm?
00:41:07Come on.
00:41:08Get in there.
00:41:09Kill.
00:41:09Ticket.
00:41:10Do it for me.
00:41:12No chance.
00:41:12No?
00:41:12Come on, you can do it.
00:41:13Well, what about you, buddy?
00:41:14Can you do it?
00:41:15No, thanks.
00:41:16No.
00:41:16Thanks for the beer.
00:41:17Okay, listen to me.
00:41:19I can't believe it.
00:41:19That's amazing.
00:41:22What's amazing?
00:41:23Raj and I want exactly the same number of kids.
00:41:26Four.
00:41:27Or five.
00:41:27Five would be good.
00:41:30Wow.
00:41:32That is amazing.
00:41:33That's a lot of kids.
00:41:36That's a lot of screaming rats.
00:41:38I think I'm going to have eight or nine.
00:41:43Beers.
00:41:44Can I have another one?
00:41:45Thanks.
00:41:53Hey.
00:41:55Hi.
00:41:56I'm TK.
00:41:57That's nice.
00:41:59I'm an Olympic gold medalist.
00:42:01I just beat that guy in the ring.
00:42:03Yeah, no.
00:42:03I wasn't watching.
00:42:04Yeah, I knocked him out one shot.
00:42:06You see that?
00:42:06Hey, you want to go see my gold medal?
00:42:08It's out in the car.
00:42:08No, thanks.
00:42:10Is this thing working?
00:42:11Lee, honey, can I get a little bit more ice, please?
00:42:30Yo.
00:42:31Yo.
00:42:32Hi.
00:42:33Come in.
00:42:37Here you go.
00:42:38Oh, thank you.
00:42:43So, I got some bad news.
00:42:45What?
00:42:46They called off the race.
00:42:47Oh, no.
00:42:49I love it.
00:42:49Yeah, it's a major bummer.
00:42:51I just bought a new set of rims for my Mustang and everything.
00:42:54Anyways, I was thinking maybe we'd go to Bang instead.
00:42:57TK O'Neill is fighting there tonight.
00:42:59You want to go to Bang?
00:43:00Really?
00:43:01Because I'm so sick of that place.
00:43:02I go there all the time.
00:43:03I'm sure they're sick of me, too.
00:43:05Why don't we stay in?
00:43:06Watch a movie.
00:43:06A video.
00:43:07What do you think?
00:43:08You want to stay here?
00:43:09Just you and me?
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:12Why not?
00:43:13All right.
00:43:15All right.
00:43:46Excuse me, gentlemen, but I've come to see if the beautiful Maya would be interested
00:43:50in some dancing.
00:43:51What do you say?
00:43:53I don't think so, but thank you.
00:43:55No, go ahead.
00:43:56I don't mind.
00:43:57Really?
00:43:58Yeah.
00:43:58It's a good time.
00:44:00Yeah, it's gone.
00:44:01All right.
00:44:04It's going to be fun.
00:44:05It's going to be fun.
00:44:06It's going to be fun.
00:44:08And then you wonder why my niggas loading up the clip.
00:44:11Because you reap what you sow and you sow what you reap.
00:44:14But that wasn't the case when my father got beat.
00:44:16You look very lovely tonight.
00:44:19Got it.
00:44:19I'm so crazy.
00:44:19I'm so crazy.
00:44:19Got it.
00:44:21So what you're going to be?
00:44:24But that ain't really that because we ain't got unity.
00:44:28You never gave a damn about a nigga with a burn in tan.
00:44:30Calling my father boy when he was a grown man.
00:44:33Living in the school without love.
00:44:35It worth living in.
00:44:36Looking all around.
00:44:37It's like my kids.
00:44:38No.
00:44:39No.
00:44:40Not at all.
00:44:49Um, you know, actually, I, um, have to go to the washroom, so, uh, I'll be right back.
00:44:55Okay.
00:45:08So do you ever get a break?
00:45:10Yeah?
00:45:12Well, soon, I hope.
00:45:15Why?
00:45:17We have some unfinished business to attend to.
00:45:20I'm really busy tonight.
00:45:22Sorry.
00:45:35More popcorn?
00:45:37Ow!
00:45:49Look, this is my favorite part.
00:45:57Look, look.
00:46:03Okay, what are you doing?
00:46:05Well, I always like the warm-up before we...
00:46:09Hey, you know what?
00:46:11I think you were right.
00:46:12We should go to bang.
00:46:14What are we doing here by ourselves, watching a movie?
00:46:16Let's go out and have some fun.
00:46:18Sound good?
00:46:18Okay, let's go.
00:46:26You know, I once put a guy in a coma.
00:46:28That's really terrific.
00:46:30Yeah.
00:46:3023 days.
00:46:32He's okay now, though.
00:46:34He doesn't talk much, and most of the time, he doesn't even know who he is.
00:46:37But at least he doesn't shit himself anymore.
00:46:40Can I ask you a question?
00:46:42Sure.
00:46:43Can you get lost?
00:46:46Actually, no.
00:46:47I have an excellent sense of direction.
00:46:50Why?
00:46:50Do you need me to navigate you to the nearest bed?
00:46:54Hey, Tique.
00:46:55Right?
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:56Listen, you were absolutely terrific in the ring tonight.
00:46:59Just amazing.
00:47:00Thanks.
00:47:00You know, you remind me of Roberto Duran in his prime.
00:47:05Oh, wow.
00:47:06Thanks.
00:47:06I love Roberto Duran.
00:47:07Yeah, me too.
00:47:08And by the way, there's this girl, she's asking all about him, you know?
00:47:12Yeah?
00:47:12Yeah, yeah.
00:47:13She's way over there in the corner.
00:47:14It's cute that time.
00:47:16All right?
00:47:17Mm-hmm.
00:47:18Better.
00:47:19Me?
00:47:20All right, man.
00:47:21Thanks.
00:47:21Give me time.
00:47:24And thank you.
00:47:25My pleasure.
00:47:27Yuri.
00:47:28Jordan.
00:47:30It's nice to meet you.
00:47:31It's nice to meet you, too.
00:47:34You're Russian, right?
00:47:35Yes.
00:47:37That's too bad.
00:47:38You don't think Russians?
00:47:40No, actually, I've had some very memorable experiences with Russians, which is why I won't
00:47:44be experiencing you.
00:47:46I'm afraid I'm not following you.
00:47:48Well, you say I'm on a mission.
00:47:50Out to sample every ethnicity.
00:47:53By sample, you mean?
00:47:54Bang, fuck, do the dirty.
00:47:57It's commendable.
00:47:58Tell me something.
00:47:59Have you ever done South Asians?
00:48:03Sikh twins, a yummy Muslim cleric, but I still need a Filipino, a Hindu, and a Thai.
00:48:08Hmm.
00:48:10What about that guy over there in the orange shirt?
00:48:15No.
00:48:16Why not?
00:48:17Because he's gay?
00:48:20Gay.
00:48:21You're sure?
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:25What about his friend?
00:48:27Is he gay, too?
00:48:29I don't know.
00:48:30Neither does he.
00:48:35This is interesting.
00:48:38I think it is time for him to find out.
00:48:40And money ain't good either, because Anita had the heat.
00:48:43My man, money played the sinker.
00:48:44So shit, yo.
00:48:45Don't.
00:48:52What?
00:48:57What are you drinking?
00:49:01Let's get a seat first.
00:49:03Okay.
00:49:06All right.
00:49:07Which one of you guys want to take on TK on you?
00:49:10No.
00:49:10Here.
00:49:12Lee, you want to come and get the shooters, please?
00:49:16So, Jay.
00:49:18Tell me about your best sexual experience ever.
00:49:22Huh?
00:49:23I think sex is overrated.
00:49:26For me, it's more about art, style, ergonomics.
00:49:32Sex is a superficial, illusory high.
00:49:36People ruin themselves.
00:49:37So, they become slaves.
00:49:39Slaves over it.
00:49:41But not you.
00:49:42No.
00:49:43No way, man.
00:49:44Not me.
00:49:46I think it's better to, you know, people should ignore it.
00:49:49They should just avoid it.
00:49:52Drink.
00:49:53Trust me.
00:49:54Lee, four more.
00:50:00I respect your sexual philosophy.
00:50:04Okay?
00:50:05No matter how fundamentally flawed it might be.
00:50:07Sex is the most profound physical experience that any man, any human being can have.
00:50:15Period.
00:50:16No doubt about it.
00:50:18I'm not just talking about, you know, what, quick fuck, you know, get your rocks off and
00:50:22you're at the door.
00:50:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:24I'm talking about, you know, five, six, seven hours of just kissing, fondling, pressing, biting,
00:50:37sucking, sucking, resting.
00:50:40You know, your whole body is just shaking from tremors of pleasure, so strong and so deep
00:50:46that you think you think you're going to explode into a million pieces.
00:50:49You feel like you're going to die and reborn at the same time.
00:50:54You plunge into another body and it plunders into you.
00:51:00And you just writhe and tremble and jerk until you come like some raging, filthy beast.
00:51:10And it's all, it's all, all of us.
00:51:26That tastes good.
00:51:28Okay, go back to Reg.
00:51:33Can I have one more, please?
00:51:35There's no way to work here.
00:51:37Tom.
00:51:38Can you find me in anybody's fight here or what?
00:51:40No, no yet, no yet.
00:51:41I'm working on it.
00:51:42What about you?
00:51:43Me?
00:51:44No.
00:51:45Come on, man.
00:51:46What's the matter?
00:51:46Are you scared?
00:51:47Are you scared, Holmes?
00:51:48Just move a bit, man.
00:51:49You won't feel a thing, man.
00:51:50Come on.
00:51:50Stop, stop.
00:51:51Deep, stop.
00:51:52Come on, man.
00:51:53Few light rounds, man.
00:51:54Deep, stop.
00:51:55Oh!
00:51:56Oh!
00:51:57Ow!
00:51:58Oh, I'm sorry.
00:51:59I'm sorry.
00:51:59Am I bleeding?
00:52:00No, let me see.
00:52:01No, you're okay.
00:52:02You're okay.
00:52:02Let me see.
00:52:02Let me get you there.
00:52:03I need some mice.
00:52:06I gotta go to the can, so I'll be back in a minute.
00:52:09Do you miss me?
00:52:10Try not to.
00:52:20Hi.
00:52:22Hi.
00:52:23How are you?
00:52:23You look nice.
00:52:25Thanks.
00:52:33It's just you and me now.
00:52:35Yep.
00:52:36And Omaya.
00:52:37Just like last week.
00:52:39Last week?
00:52:40You remember last week, don't you?
00:52:41You remember what happened last week, you know?
00:52:44What'd you do?
00:52:45I don't remember what I did.
00:52:49Didn't you kiss me?
00:52:53Like this?
00:52:54Like this?
00:53:20Down he went.
00:53:24So did you come here alone or somebody else?
00:53:29Well, sort of.
00:53:32Can I help you?
00:53:33Um, no.
00:53:36What's with the chink?
00:53:38What, are you moving in on my territory, Jackie Chan?
00:53:40Tony.
00:53:41Sorry.
00:53:42You two make a great couple.
00:53:43I'll see you around, Lissa.
00:53:46What are you doing?
00:53:47Nothing.
00:53:48I...
00:53:48You came here with me, right?
00:53:49Or is that gook thing different?
00:53:51Come on, tell me.
00:53:51Because if he does, I will fucking pound him.
00:53:53No, no, no.
00:53:53No pounding.
00:53:54Please.
00:53:55Listen.
00:53:56Why don't we, uh, go back to my place?
00:54:00Maybe we can be alone.
00:54:02Back to your place?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:04What do you say?
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:10Okay.
00:54:11Let's go.
00:54:19So he's still busy?
00:54:22No, actually.
00:54:24I'm not busy at all.
00:54:26Come with me.
00:54:28Come on.
00:54:29Come on.
00:54:30Come on.
00:54:31Come on.
00:54:32Come on.
00:54:33Come on.
00:54:34Come on.
00:54:36Come on.
00:54:39Come on.
00:54:41Come on.
00:54:44Come on.
00:54:45Come on.
00:54:47Come on.
00:54:48Give me today, my man.
00:54:52Show me the way you want it to be.
00:54:57This broken window, set me free.
00:55:03Did you have too much to drink?
00:55:05I didn't drink anything.
00:55:10Then why is it getting softer?
00:55:13Fuck.
00:55:26Not my fault.
00:55:27Hey, guys.
00:55:29Look, Amoya's feeling kind of under the weather.
00:55:32I'm going to call her a cabin center, okay?
00:55:34Yeah, sure.
00:55:35Thanks, Jerry.
00:55:36My pleasure.
00:55:41Get out of here.
00:55:42It's not the best place.
00:55:44You want to go?
00:55:44Yeah, yeah, definitely.
00:55:46Your place?
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:47Let's go.
00:56:02I'm coming to town.
00:56:07I'm coming to town.
00:56:13Get on me today.
00:56:15I'm coming to town.
00:56:17All right, yeah.
00:57:23Hey, this is that lamp.
00:57:25I saw this at the Pottery Barn.
00:57:27I was thinking of buying it.
00:57:28I love this color.
00:57:30Oh my God.
00:57:31What?
00:57:32You are gay.
00:57:44What about Cindy Sherman?
00:57:46Love her.
00:57:46It wouldn't exist without her.
00:57:48So I've been to Versteven on the last night.
00:57:49No way.
00:57:50You've never been.
00:57:51You have to go.
00:57:53I know.
00:57:55Mapplethar?
00:57:56Another big influence, definitely.
00:57:59He died right after I discovered it.
00:58:01He cried.
00:58:02Who's dead?
00:58:06What do you think about Sonny Black?
00:58:09A little precious.
00:58:11Hallmark for lesbians.
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:13That's exactly...
00:58:15Oh my God.
00:58:16I can't believe I'm discussing this with someone who has even the remotest appreciation for photography.
00:58:20Yuri says it's a cold medium.
00:58:22Blasphemy.
00:58:24Seriously?
00:58:26Do you ever think of trying it yourself?
00:58:28I had a thankfully brief period of experimentation when I was a teenager before I realized I had no talent.
00:58:34That's too bad.
00:58:35Other bouts of teenage experimentation, however.
00:58:38We're much more rewarding.
00:58:45Oh.
00:58:46Oh, shit.
00:58:48I'm sorry.
00:58:50Hello.
00:58:52It's okay.
00:58:52I'm nervous.
00:58:54Really?
00:58:55Yeah.
00:58:56Why?
00:58:57Because your work's so bold.
00:59:00I'm rocketed.
00:59:00That's only one side of me.
00:59:02What's the other side?
00:59:03The side that gets all clumsy and flustered around the girl she likes.
00:59:07You don't have to apologize for it.
00:59:09No.
00:59:13I think it's kind of cute.
00:59:20Let's see now.
00:59:21Which one of you boys ordered the beer?
00:59:23That's, uh, yeah.
00:59:24I, uh, came down tonight for a chance to see TK O'Neill, but it turns out you're the highlight
00:59:29of my night.
00:59:31And how long did it take for you to come up with that line?
00:59:3537 minutes.
00:59:38We close in two hours.
00:59:40See if you can come up with something better.
00:59:44Nice try, Greg.
00:59:48How's everybody doing?
00:59:52Coming to you right now.
00:59:54We're going to turn it up a notch a bit.
00:59:55We got one of Bang's favorite local talent.
00:59:57Everybody, Raul and the big time singing, Can't Help It.
01:00:00Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
01:00:11I got a gal who I know loves me.
01:00:15I'm crazy about that woman and that you'll see.
01:00:19I'll do anything except we set her free.
01:00:22Cause she's my baby and we're meant to be.
01:00:26Cause I can't help it, baby.
01:00:29No, I can't help it, baby.
01:00:33No, I can't help it, baby.
01:00:36No matter what you do to me.
01:00:40Ain't gonna lock me in the jail and throw away the key.
01:00:45Drive it on the side of this big, wide country.
01:00:49Tie me up and drop me in the bottom of the sea.
01:00:52But it don't matter, baby, what they throw at me.
01:00:56Cause I can't help it, baby.
01:00:58I haven't texted like that in a long time.
01:00:59There are a lot of things I haven't done in a while.
01:01:01I'm hoping tonight will be the end of a long dry spell.
01:01:05Well, let's get another drink.
01:01:06And it's the end of dry spells.
01:01:08And to a whole lot of wetness.
01:01:11I didn't mean that the way it sounded.
01:01:13Uh-huh.
01:01:14Don't worry.
01:01:15I can't help it, baby, what I said before.
01:01:18I'll honor and respect you each and every day.
01:01:21When I go out of my mind and this is what I say.
01:01:25I can't help it, baby.
01:01:28No, I can't help it, baby.
01:01:32No, I can't help it, baby, no matter what you do.
01:01:36I can't help it, baby, no matter what you do.
01:01:42Can we maybe go to the bedroom?
01:01:47Are you sure?
01:01:49Yeah.
01:01:52Are you really sure?
01:02:01Let this open up.
01:02:13Wait, skinless little white wine bottle cream.
01:02:15You want to write out?
01:02:16Wait, I want to order.
01:02:18Listen, I'll be straight with you.
01:02:20I don't have a line.
01:02:21I'm not good with that kind of stuff.
01:02:22You just strike me as something I'd like to get to know better.
01:02:25Oh, and that's not a line.
01:02:27It's the truth.
01:02:29And what strikes you the most about me?
01:02:31My tits or my ass?
01:02:33Actually, it's your congenial personality.
01:02:39What's your name?
01:02:40Greg.
01:02:41You?
01:02:42Venus.
01:02:43Can I order a drink, please?
01:02:45What do you want?
01:02:46I don't know.
01:02:47I'm not sure.
01:02:47Maybe you could suggest something.
01:02:54Thanks.
01:02:55Look, it's okay.
01:02:56I don't need a glass.
01:03:03First things first, Greg.
01:03:04You're married, aren't you?
01:03:05No.
01:03:06Divorced?
01:03:07Well, there's...
01:03:08I knew it.
01:03:09It's over.
01:03:09It's long over.
01:03:11Did you cheat on her?
01:03:13No.
01:03:14Then what happened?
01:03:15It, uh, was complicated, but I got hurt really badly.
01:03:21You seem to have bounced back quite nicely.
01:03:23It took a long time to get over it, but, uh, I'm ready now.
01:03:28Ready for what?
01:03:30I don't know.
01:03:31You?
01:03:32Maybe.
01:03:39Keep chicken away.
01:03:41You're kind of cute.
01:03:42I'm rooting for you.
01:03:46Lee, this is ridiculous.
01:03:48Please, talk to me.
01:03:50I have nothing to say.
01:03:52Please.
01:03:54Can't you see that I'm busy?
01:03:56Hey, look, I'm sorry about what happened tonight, about what Tony said.
01:04:00I've heard it before.
01:04:01Your boyfriend's hardly original.
01:04:02He's not my boyfriend.
01:04:03I hardly know him.
01:04:03I just, when I wasn't to make my grandfather happy, nothing happened between us.
01:04:07It was just, it's a big mistake.
01:04:10One question, Marissa.
01:04:11What?
01:04:12Why do you think that I give a flying fuck about you?
01:04:16I don't care.
01:04:18I don't care.
01:04:20I don't care.
01:04:22I don't care.
01:04:38I don't care.
01:04:40Yes!
01:05:05It's a heartbreak cry.
01:05:09Should you maybe go check on her?
01:05:11No.
01:05:12Just let her cry for a while, get it out, and then when she wants to talk to you, it's...
01:05:17It's sweet of you to think of her, though very unselfish.
01:05:22Anyone would.
01:05:24You're a person crying like that.
01:05:26And that's me.
01:05:29Unselfish.
01:05:31Maybe we can just, you know, be quiet.
01:05:37Last thing she wants to hear is two people getting laid.
01:05:40I don't know.
01:05:48I don't know.
01:05:53I don't know.
01:06:09You're a good dancer.
01:06:11Oh yeah?
01:06:13Are you a good kisser?
01:06:15I don't know.
01:06:18I don't know.
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:45You wanna dance?
01:06:46Hi.
01:06:47Okay.
01:06:48Come on.
01:06:49Just one song.
01:06:51Come on.
01:06:52Come on.
01:07:13I'm in love with a girl from the other side of town.
01:07:21I'm in love with a girl from the other side of town.
01:07:29My friends are always laughing trying to put that good girl down.
01:07:37Well, I'll never meet a father cause he don't like men like me.
01:07:46Well, I know they ain't easy, but that's the way it's meant to be.
01:07:49Come on.
01:07:50Come on.
01:07:54I know they ain't easy, but that's the way it's meant to be.
01:08:03Come on.
01:08:06Come on.
01:08:07Come on.
01:08:08All right.
01:08:10Come on.
01:08:11Hi.
01:08:12Come on.
01:08:28you uh take all the boys here just the great dancers you're making fun of me never
01:08:43gotcha beautiful stop with the confidence you've already got me
01:08:50i don't care what they say about us i don't care
01:08:58i don't care if you don't dress to impress baby i don't care
01:09:06i don't care i'm going with you anywhere
01:09:31so
01:09:43So, so, I had a really good time tonight.
01:09:54Do you want to come home?
01:09:57Very, very badly.
01:10:00But I can't.
01:10:01Why?
01:10:02I have a class tomorrow that I can't miss.
01:10:05Ah, you're blowing me off for school.
01:10:07You make it sound so easy.
01:10:12Um, it's too good to rush anyway.
01:10:15Right?
01:10:17Right.
01:10:18I can eat tomorrow for lunch, though.
01:10:20Say, one o'clock at the hotspot.
01:10:22Sounds perfect.
01:10:23Okay.
01:10:33God, Kate, it's like I've known you forever.
01:10:38Exactly.
01:10:41Let me take a bite a little bit longer.
01:10:45And...
01:11:09Good all tonight, huh?
01:11:12Not bad.
01:11:14Think we'll get a raise?
01:11:18Don't hold your breath, bro.
01:11:20But I'll tell you what.
01:11:22If that law school stuff doesn't work out for you, this business is where it's at.
01:11:27Keep that in mind.
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29Good night.
01:11:32Um...
01:11:33I, uh...
01:11:35If Phoenix...
01:11:36Oh, God.
01:11:38I probably shouldn't say this.
01:11:40What?
01:11:43I, uh...
01:11:44I feel like a 14-year-old boy here.
01:11:46I just, uh...
01:11:47I feel a real connection with you.
01:11:49There, I said it.
01:11:51You're sweet.
01:11:57We'll see you soon, okay?
01:11:59Sure.
01:12:01Actually, soon isn't...
01:12:03Soon enough.
01:12:23You want us to wait for you?
01:12:24Walk you home away.
01:12:25I'm home good, thanks.
01:12:26You good?
01:12:27Yeah.
01:12:27All right.
01:12:28Good night, Phoenix.
01:12:29Good night.
01:12:36You okay?
01:12:39Yeah.
01:12:41You're not going to get up in the morning and think this was some horrible mistake
01:12:44and that you're actually not gay and
01:12:46you're going to find some nice brown girl, aren't you?
01:12:50No.
01:12:51No.
01:12:54The next time I ask you if you're all right, don't just say yeah.
01:13:01Ask me again.
01:13:04You all right?
01:13:07I'm better than all right.
01:13:11I'm fantastic.
01:13:17I'm sorry.
01:13:18What am I interrupting?
01:13:19I mean, I know you guys are finished because I sort of heard you stop.
01:13:22Not that I was listening to you guys or anything.
01:13:24Okay, I was sort of, but I couldn't help it.
01:13:26The walls in this place are so fanning.
01:13:28Anyway, the sobbing drowned out a lot of it.
01:13:30It's okay.
01:13:31Come in.
01:13:32Are you sure?
01:13:33Yeah.
01:13:34Sure.
01:13:39Rough night.
01:13:41The guy you like says he doesn't give a flying fuck about you.
01:13:44I guess it qualifies as rough.
01:13:46I have brownies.
01:13:49Yeah.
01:13:56It's got him really, really, really hungry.
01:14:00Me too.
01:14:01Yeah, well, I guess you guys worked up an appetite.
01:14:04Not that I heard or anything.
01:14:08Not that you heard or anything.
01:14:10No.
01:14:10Not at all.
01:14:16Good night for real now.
01:14:20Okay.
01:14:24So, I'll see you tomorrow then?
01:14:26Looking forward to it.
01:14:29There.
01:14:51Somebody there?
01:14:52Somebody there?
01:15:02There.
01:15:03Somebody there?
01:15:05There.
01:15:06There.
01:15:07There.
01:15:08Oh, my God.
01:15:20There.
01:15:20There.
01:15:21There.
01:15:21There.
01:15:22There.
01:15:24There.
01:15:38One, two, three.
01:15:57One, two, three.
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