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00:00:09Hi. You don't know me. In fact, you never will. But that's okay.
00:00:22This is the story of how I came to be.
00:00:28The story of my birth.
00:00:33If you can call it that.
00:00:39A birth story like all others.
00:00:45That starts in awkwardness.
00:00:50And ends in blood.
00:01:11Dick?
00:01:14Dick?
00:01:18A story of good deeds gone bad.
00:01:25And bad deeds gone good.
00:01:28Dick?
00:01:31Are you ready?
00:01:34This is the story of...
00:01:39And this is 34 Acorn Crescent. Far enough from the city to feel smug about it, but close enough to
00:01:46feel envious.
00:01:48This is Sandy.
00:01:49I'm gonna barf.
00:01:50She's nervous about her sister coming over.
00:01:52I swear I'm gonna barf.
00:01:54Foster sister.
00:01:56This is her husband and a high school sweetheart, Dick.
00:02:00Dick is nervous in general.
00:02:07Uh, well, let me put my hand up your skirt, huh?
00:02:10They will be here any minute.
00:02:12Oh, come on. They'll be late. They think they're hip urban artists.
00:02:16They are hip urban artists.
00:02:24Can't we just lock the doors and turn on the lights?
00:02:26She's my sister.
00:02:27Foster sister.
00:02:35I'm no good at these things.
00:02:39These people things.
00:02:46It'll be great to get reacquainted.
00:02:48Getting reacquainted. It's a long, hard journey towards disappointment.
00:02:52I mean, at some point you have to ask yourself what made you get unacquainted in the first place.
00:02:55And then it's all about maintaining eye contact, you know, like a couple of snakes.
00:03:16This is Richard, Sandy's sister's boyfriend.
00:03:21Richard's not nervous about anything because he's an asshole.
00:03:25Every thick interview.
00:03:44Oh, my God, Dick. Dick, it's Richard. It's Richard.
00:03:49Jesus God.
00:03:51We thought you were burglars.
00:03:53Wait. Wait.
00:03:57Oh, it's a jinked thing.
00:03:59And this is Daisy, Sandy's sister.
00:04:04Foster sister.
00:04:08And if she's nervous, she'll never show it.
00:04:13Dick, Sandy.
00:04:15I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.
00:04:18Let me explain. Let me explain.
00:04:20Who does it?
00:04:21I can ask you the same question.
00:04:23Introductions, introductions.
00:04:24Richard, my husband, Dick.
00:04:27The doctor.
00:04:28Dick, this is Richard.
00:04:30The criminal.
00:04:31Dick, was it?
00:04:34Dick.
00:04:35Pleasure.
00:04:35Did you have a mess?
00:04:37Oh, no, you wouldn't have.
00:04:38Oh, no, no, we wouldn't have, would we?
00:04:39No, we wouldn't have.
00:04:41Would we?
00:04:44Daisy.
00:04:45Sandy.
00:04:46Oh, oh, this is so exciting.
00:04:48Great.
00:04:49The gang is back together.
00:04:50I fucking love reunions.
00:04:52You're not from our high school.
00:04:54Sure, sure.
00:04:55But you make me feel like I'm one of the gang.
00:04:58This is going to be fun, isn't it?
00:05:00Huh?
00:05:01Isn't this going to be gay?
00:05:03Are you an explanation?
00:05:04We turned one of the wrong impressions,
00:05:06or whatever.
00:05:07They called this a planned residential area.
00:05:09What were they on?
00:05:18All parties start with secrets.
00:05:21And the thing with secrets is,
00:05:24the harder people try to keep them,
00:05:27the easier it is for them to slip out.
00:05:31We're driving around, driving around, driving around,
00:05:34looking for Acorn Crescent.
00:05:36Ended up in Little Acorn Lane.
00:05:37Crossed over Baby Corn Doll Boulevard?
00:05:39Corned over Baby Boulevard.
00:05:40Whatever, turned on to that.
00:05:42Baby Doll Corn Boulevard.
00:05:43It's a promenade?
00:05:44This is blowing my mind.
00:05:45Baby Doll Corn Boulevard.
00:05:46Turned on to Baby Doll Corn Boulevard.
00:05:47What is Baby Doll Corn?
00:05:49Baby Doll Corn.
00:05:50Yeah, but what is this?
00:05:51Richard, shut up.
00:05:53Daisy's almost crying at this point.
00:05:54I was not.
00:05:57From laughing, maybe.
00:05:59So we stopped.
00:06:00That's when we saw you two.
00:06:01Through the back window.
00:06:02I was making hors d'oeuvres.
00:06:03We weren't going to take any more chances.
00:06:04So we had to climb the fence.
00:06:06We tried knocking on the window.
00:06:07The fence?
00:06:07You couldn't hear us.
00:06:08What fence?
00:06:08We couldn't get around.
00:06:09We've had drinks.
00:06:10At the funeral.
00:06:11So we just thought if we could pry the garage door open a little bit.
00:06:13Daisy wanted to surprise you.
00:06:15Surprise!
00:06:17Smooth move, ex-lax.
00:06:19We sure surprised you.
00:06:22That's funny.
00:06:24We thought it was.
00:06:24Isn't that funny, Dick?
00:06:37Oh, look at that face.
00:06:39Let me get something.
00:06:41What an ordeal.
00:06:42A fence?
00:06:43What fence?
00:06:45On our property?
00:06:46It's the divisional fence.
00:06:53It's the divisional fence.
00:06:56It divides Beaver's Playground from Woody Glen.
00:07:02You ended up in Beaver's Playground.
00:07:06Well, just inside Beaver's Playground.
00:07:08You climbed the divisional fence to get to Woody Glen.
00:07:12Well, that's why the streets are so similarly named.
00:07:16Two different planned residences.
00:07:17Two different residential planners.
00:07:20Hence the similarly named streets within such proximity.
00:07:26One is from Beaver's Playground.
00:07:30And the other one, it...
00:07:33It's from Woody Glen.
00:07:46Look at you.
00:07:47So, have you been working out?
00:07:52No.
00:07:54Oh.
00:07:57I'm sure that in the planning and such...
00:07:59I'm changing my stage name.
00:08:00Our input was invited...
00:08:01What to, Daisy?
00:08:02And attended to...
00:08:03Listen to this.
00:08:03But ultimately...
00:08:04Rampage.
00:08:05Dismissed.
00:08:06Daisy Rampage.
00:08:07Oh, like looting.
00:08:08Like a Viking.
00:08:09That's so cool.
00:08:10That's who I am, Sandy.
00:08:12I want to eat you out.
00:08:15Um...
00:08:20Come in!
00:08:21Come in!
00:08:22We already are.
00:08:23But please, come in and sit down.
00:08:25I've got to take a shit.
00:08:28Can I use your can?
00:08:30Up the stairs and to the left.
00:08:32Should be easy enough to find, then.
00:08:34If you could just use the one downstairs.
00:08:36Touching cloth, Dick.
00:09:03I've got to take a shit.
00:09:31Come in!
00:09:34Pleasant surprise.
00:09:35That was...
00:09:36Nice.
00:09:36We were nearby, actually.
00:09:38Turns out the old lady lives not far.
00:09:40What was her name again?
00:09:41Vivienne.
00:09:43Beautiful.
00:09:45The name, I mean.
00:09:47They're doing funerals just like lickety-split these days, just in and out.
00:09:50Cheap or low turnout?
00:09:53Gosh.
00:09:54Rest in peace.
00:09:57I say now, sorry for your loss.
00:10:08This looks wonderful.
00:10:14No, I'm serious.
00:10:16It looks really great.
00:10:18I'm proud.
00:10:20You ever wonder why when burglars break into your house, they shit all over your stuff?
00:10:25You ever wonder why they do that?
00:10:26Is it for the humiliation?
00:10:28No, it's the adrenaline.
00:10:30I'm telling you, I've never let a burglar into your house and they shit all over everything.
00:10:38Thank you for noticing, Daisy.
00:10:40It is great.
00:10:41Really great.
00:10:42We have fun.
00:10:47Can we get you anything?
00:10:49Food, drink.
00:10:51Food and drink.
00:10:56We're a little bit full.
00:10:58Oh, you ate.
00:10:59At the funeral.
00:11:00Oh, gosh.
00:11:01I'm so sorry.
00:11:02It's just on the invitation we explicitly said.
00:11:05Those are beautiful invitations, Andy.
00:11:06That food would be provided.
00:11:08You must have spent days in those.
00:11:09Well, it doesn't take days to make one invitation.
00:11:12One invitation?
00:11:14Yes.
00:11:15So it's just us tonight, then?
00:11:18Yes.
00:11:19Oh, isn't that great?
00:11:22She works very hard.
00:11:23I'm taking a cheese course, you see.
00:11:24She's very creative.
00:11:26A course in cheese preparation?
00:11:27Cheese!
00:11:28Christ.
00:11:29I'm almost made of cheese.
00:11:31A cheese preparation course, Richard.
00:11:34Lava, you're crafty and you have to face that.
00:11:36Now.
00:11:37I mean, it's just...
00:11:39She is.
00:11:40I mean, you give her a glue gun and a glass of Chardonnay.
00:11:43I'm telling you, she will come up with something, you know?
00:11:48You will, sweetheart.
00:11:50What?
00:11:51Dex, drink.
00:11:52Go.
00:11:53Huh?
00:11:55Oh, gosh.
00:11:56Oh, gosh.
00:12:01Oh
00:12:42Tell tell tell of course, but you've already said this of course at night
00:12:52Sometimes Daisy when the smell is just right I feel like I'm back at St. Pat's oh god
00:12:56Kill me now. What do you mean? Everybody loved you. I bet they did. Don't
00:13:04No, it's just
00:13:06we're older now right and
00:13:08we're over all that
00:13:10that murky stuff all that
00:13:12stuff at St. Pat's
00:13:15Oh well I would never mean anything nasty or dirty or
00:13:20Or what?
00:13:22Or what?
00:13:23Or what?
00:13:24Nasty or dirty or what?
00:13:27What?
00:13:33But good for you
00:13:35You've got a perfect little house, big house, perfect little husband, tiny husband
00:13:41My perfect little course
00:13:43A course?
00:13:46God
00:13:48Why can't I remember whether you've said this already or not?
00:13:52A course in food preparation. It's a food preparation course
00:13:56Mainly cheese, various cheeses and curds from around the world
00:14:01It's vegan
00:14:04Joke, because it's not
00:14:07Cows come from cheese
00:14:13Rest. I'll see if Dick needs help
00:14:20Oh
00:14:30Did the alarm go off?
00:14:33Are you speaking metaphorically?
00:14:35No, Dick
00:14:36I'm speaking literally has the
00:14:38has the timer on the stove gone off?
00:14:40I don't know
00:14:41I don't think so
00:14:43Did you reset it?
00:14:44I don't know
00:14:46Jesus
00:14:47You did
00:14:48Okay
00:14:48You reset it
00:14:49You dumbfounded
00:14:50Now we have no idea how long it's in there
00:14:52Okay
00:14:54Tea towel
00:14:55Tea towel
00:14:55Dick, if you were sabotaging this, I swear to god
00:14:58Okay, get the arugula on the plate like we practiced
00:15:01Hurry, hurry, bitch
00:15:03More, more, more
00:15:04They're gonna be fine
00:15:08So now you're the expert on this, this people thing?
00:15:12I just think you need to calm down
00:15:13I think
00:15:14I think I need to calm
00:15:15I think we
00:15:16The two of us, we need to calm down
00:15:17Dick, I will calm down when these cheese elves are out and eaten
00:15:20So chip chop
00:15:24Oh god
00:15:52Oh
00:15:53Am I being a total shithead?
00:15:55When?
00:15:57Like over the last 39 and a half years?
00:16:00I just feel like I don't have anything to say to these kind of people
00:16:03No, please
00:16:04You never don't have anything to say
00:16:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:16:08Don't be so touchy
00:16:09Just
00:16:11You like to assert yourself
00:16:14To talk
00:16:14I'm a fucking poet
00:16:17A failed poet
00:16:32I want to change
00:16:35No, you don't
00:16:38You don't have it in you
00:16:40Anymore
00:16:43No
00:16:44I don't, Richard
00:16:46I don't have it in me anymore
00:16:49Thank you for that
00:16:51Thanks
00:16:53It never fucking changes
00:16:56The prophet speaks
00:16:58Thank you
00:16:59Thank you
00:17:00For your insightfully insightful insight
00:17:05Christ
00:17:08I saw the craziest documentary last time
00:17:11I'm so sorry, Sandy
00:17:12I've always loved cheese
00:17:14No, I'm sorry
00:17:16I just get a little excited about it, that's all
00:17:17It's great to see you excited, it's great
00:17:19Oh, it's not even really about the cheese
00:17:21That's just making the best of a bad situation
00:17:24I love it here, honey
00:17:26It's more about the food
00:17:27You just sound like a real chef
00:17:28It's about the food
00:17:29I can't argue with that
00:17:30I love food
00:17:31So do I
00:17:32But what happens when our food becomes our young
00:17:35Or our
00:17:37Our young becomes our food
00:17:41You see, that's what the documentary was about
00:17:46You do love food
00:17:47You do love food
00:17:47I love food
00:17:48You love life
00:17:49We love life
00:17:50Do we, Richard?
00:17:51Do we love life?
00:17:54Do we love life?
00:17:55Dick
00:17:56Do I love life?
00:18:00I would never mean anything nasty or dirty or
00:18:05I've left the oven on
00:18:07I'll go
00:18:07No, I'm
00:18:08I'll go
00:18:09I'll go
00:18:09I'll go
00:18:21I'll go
00:18:23Well, lookie here
00:18:26What are these delectable looking little nibbly tidbits, hmm?
00:18:29Perhaps we should wait
00:18:30Perhaps we should
00:18:32Perhaps he should, but he won't
00:18:35Well, at least they're being enjoyed
00:18:37You're a good man
00:18:39Thank you
00:18:41Where did that come from?
00:18:43Observation
00:18:44Don't freak out
00:18:45I'm not gonna kiss you
00:18:46Goodness, no, I mean
00:18:47Not yet anyway
00:18:53Dude, that way monsters be
00:18:57What?
00:19:03Richard
00:19:04That's pigged out recklessly
00:19:05So good
00:19:06Great
00:19:07So good
00:19:08Num num nummies
00:19:09Well, that's great
00:19:10There's more
00:19:11Where can I smoke?
00:19:13I'll show you
00:19:15He doesn't change, does he?
00:19:17Stasis
00:19:18Well, stasis becomes some people
00:19:20Some people
00:19:36You hear that?
00:19:38Hear what?
00:19:40She's talking about you
00:19:42Really?
00:19:43Surely not
00:19:44She's crazy about you
00:19:45No, I'm sure she was talking about you
00:19:47I don't care
00:19:51I'm what's known as a gentleman of leisure
00:19:53Lips wrapped firmly around the big nipple in the sky
00:19:58You on the other hand
00:19:59I like my work
00:20:01Love a man in uniform
00:20:02A lab coat is hardly a uniform
00:20:05Tell that to the Third Reich
00:20:09So
00:20:11They call you dick round here, eh?
00:20:14My wife, Sandy
00:20:15She calls me dick
00:20:17But at the clinic and in the campus bars
00:20:18When we meet the girls
00:20:20I have to refer to you as Dr. Sommelier
00:20:24It's a question of decor
00:20:26I think it's a question of rank
00:20:28Dick
00:20:30And the exacting thereof
00:20:39Beautiful house for a party
00:20:44Personally
00:20:46I think all parties are essentially shit
00:20:49All these people coming together
00:20:50I mean, what are we supposed to be?
00:20:52Positive?
00:20:54And we all know how you feel about people
00:20:56Hair doctor
00:20:59I don't feel the need to elaborate tonight
00:21:01With an earshot
00:21:06Do you want to hear the tale of my last party?
00:21:14I fucked a dog
00:21:18Seriously
00:21:21Well, more like I woke up to it sucking me off
00:21:23But essentially
00:21:25I just let it go on for a kick
00:21:27Like anyone would
00:21:28And then that old dog
00:21:30What's his name?
00:21:31What was that dog's name?
00:21:34Anyway
00:21:34Well, what's his name got me
00:21:36To come
00:21:38And I came
00:21:40And
00:21:42When we come
00:21:43We worship the infinite
00:21:44Am I right?
00:21:45Even for just a moment?
00:21:48Well, I worship the infinite with a little dog
00:21:54A beagle?
00:21:55No
00:21:57A setter
00:21:59Like an irish setter
00:22:00That's a beautiful item
00:22:02It's fucking gorgeous
00:22:10That for me
00:22:13This is
00:22:17This is for your client
00:22:21Not all of it
00:22:22It's unseemly for me to be talking about money
00:22:26Richard
00:22:28Do you have something to tell me?
00:22:31You are in danger of becoming a victim of your own popularity
00:22:37How old is she?
00:22:38Don't worry about it
00:22:39She's viable
00:22:41It's just some of these girls you've been suggesting like they are a bit
00:22:44Fresh
00:22:45Illegal
00:22:47She studies astrophysics and she's fucking gorgeous
00:22:51Seize the day, dick
00:22:54No emails
00:22:56Only hard copies
00:22:58Our prosperity is in direct proportion to your discretion
00:23:02I'm not an idiot
00:23:04But sometimes
00:23:06When you're on the ride
00:23:07You have to ride the ride
00:23:14We good?
00:23:33Meet Ellie
00:23:36Now slouching towards her feet
00:23:38And mine
00:23:40And everyone else's
00:23:42I want to try this thing where instead of cutting my hair
00:23:45I burn the edges with a lighter
00:23:47Just at the edge
00:23:48That is so dangerous
00:23:49God yes
00:23:50Yeah we're fine
00:23:51Good because we have been talking about
00:23:52Oh god Sandy no
00:23:53Why not Daisy?
00:23:54Because it's embarrassing
00:23:55Oh if it happened to me I'd be ecstatic
00:23:57What's that?
00:23:58Well you're just not used to it that's all
00:23:59Well neither are you are you
00:24:01I mean this is a first for you too right?
00:24:02Not a first no I've had offers before
00:24:04No but you said
00:24:05What's that?
00:24:06I can see to you it would be a big deal
00:24:08But to me I've been really willing it for some time
00:24:12So when it actually comes along
00:24:13Believe it or not it's a little bit of an anticlimax
00:24:15What's that Daisy?
00:24:16I guess just to someone like me just being asked to express myself
00:24:21I'd do it for free
00:24:23You are so cute
00:24:23What are you gals talking about?
00:24:25Dick take a seat
00:24:26Try not to be so desperate
00:24:29When do you do it?
00:24:31Record it
00:24:32Go into the studio I guess they say
00:24:34Next week or something you know
00:24:36Gosh are you ready?
00:24:38Like are you nervous?
00:24:40She's always ready
00:24:42I feel so close to showbiz
00:24:44Oh my god
00:24:45Sandy you express yourself beautifully
00:24:48Richard it really is very easy
00:24:51The hardest part is choosing your favorite cracker
00:24:53And after that it's one two three
00:24:55Normally darling no can't eat the cheese
00:24:58Oh what a shame
00:24:59Don't get me wrong
00:25:00I'm all for this domestic thing you've got going on
00:25:03Just not without my modern medical technology
00:25:06What technology?
00:25:08What procedure are you speaking of specifically?
00:25:12The colonic
00:25:14Very interesting
00:25:15I'm so sorry Sandy these are delicious and do we really want to go there?
00:25:18Where?
00:25:19Poo?
00:25:20I love how you say that
00:25:22Richard
00:25:22Say it again
00:25:23What?
00:25:23Poo?
00:25:24Yes
00:25:25Poo
00:25:26God I love that word
00:25:27Richard enough
00:25:28You say it now dick
00:25:29Poo
00:25:30Now both of you say it together
00:25:34One two three
00:25:35Three
00:25:47Good humor
00:25:48Good humor
00:26:00Oh good god
00:26:04So how do you feel after after what?
00:26:08The colonic
00:26:09Oh um dick can tell you
00:26:11Well it's not quite my area of expertise
00:26:13Sacking and fleshing?
00:26:15Not quite
00:26:19Oh Sandy I feel uh fantastic
00:26:22I feel physically lighter and I feel physically cleaner
00:26:26Wow it's my way of reaching a kind of purity
00:26:29Wow
00:26:29You know it's just it's oh
00:26:31I don't know
00:26:32Maybe it's not something you'd be able to understand
00:26:35No Daisy yes yes I can of course yes
00:26:38I've had something happen to me that
00:26:42Great great
00:26:43We always fuck awesomely when she reaches purity
00:26:45Oh god
00:26:46Richard they don't want to know about that
00:26:48Why not of course they do
00:26:50Don't you
00:27:16Don't you
00:27:19I love you
00:27:39Is
00:27:46You know, I remember when you came to our house, were there fireworks?
00:27:59We loved you Daisy, and I thought, now I have a friend who can never get away.
00:28:09You look good.
00:28:13I don't usually say things like that, it makes me itchy, but you look really good.
00:28:21Your skin is clear, your eyes are white, your hair is strong.
00:28:30It's like rope strong.
00:28:44Sandy, I'm suspicious.
00:28:56No need.
00:29:09Make you uncomfortable?
00:29:11All that talk of sucking and flushing.
00:29:13You have an almost prehistoric knowledge of medicine.
00:29:17Well, we don't have to talk about our work.
00:29:19We can talk about our ladies, our lovers, our life partners instead.
00:29:23Christ.
00:29:24How old is she?
00:29:25Our relationship is based on trust, right?
00:29:28If you don't tell me your age, I can't use her and that I can't use you.
00:29:33How much are your mortgage payments?
00:29:35I don't want to see her SATs.
00:29:37She's not old enough for SATs, but she did give me a drawing that she made of the Biebs.
00:29:45I'm not interested.
00:29:46Look at this.
00:29:47She used magic marker and wet the paper to blend the colors.
00:29:51The Biebs?
00:29:51The Biebs.
00:29:52Boy Soprano.
00:29:54It's quite effective, I think.
00:29:56It strikes me as a bit desperate.
00:29:57I mean, what am I her father?
00:29:59What can I say?
00:30:01She's eager.
00:30:02Show me the photo.
00:30:05I've misplaced it.
00:30:06Her age, Richard.
00:30:08She's going to be a real knockout.
00:30:11I'll email it to you.
00:30:13You can't burn an email.
00:30:18Look at this.
00:30:25Jesus.
00:30:28140.
00:30:29You know what I'm saying?
00:30:31That's 20,000 bucks just walking around in sneakers and a sweater.
00:30:34I mean, numbers like that, I mean, it could be 50,000.
00:30:3750,000?
00:30:38Well, there's a range, Richard, as I'm sure you're aware.
00:30:41So what's my piece of that?
00:30:4333%.
00:30:44And a third.
00:30:46Actually, it could be...
00:30:48It could be 20,000.
00:30:5120,000.
00:30:52Well, we got girls coming in from Copenhagen, from Belarus.
00:30:56When did we open in Copenhagen?
00:30:57When did you need to know everything about the company?
00:30:59When our price jumped overnight to 50,000!
00:31:02It dropped, Richard.
00:31:04Due to the competitive global market.
00:31:08What are the side effects if she's already started treatment?
00:31:13Well, if she's already started treatment, she's enthralled to another doctor.
00:31:17There's nothing we can do about her.
00:31:18What if she's already started treatment, but she's enthralled at you?
00:31:22What?
00:31:24You really should lock your medicine cabinets.
00:31:30It's my system.
00:31:32It's my procedure, and I am the doctor.
00:31:35If you remember correctly, it was my fucking idea!
00:31:39I strongly advise you to not shit where you eat.
00:32:05I fucked Mr. Phillips.
00:32:08There, I said it.
00:32:10You happy?
00:32:11What?
00:32:12Nose in the books, eh, Sandy?
00:32:15You F-U-C-K'd him?
00:32:17How disappointing.
00:32:18Well, like I said, everyone thought I did anyway, so I thought...
00:32:21May as well.
00:32:23You need to have more self-respect.
00:32:27Why?
00:32:32Because I fuck.
00:32:36You don't fuck, Sandy.
00:32:42They said he had only one testicle.
00:32:45My God.
00:32:46I forgot about that he did.
00:32:50It was huge, too.
00:32:51Like grapefruit.
00:32:55He asked me to marry him.
00:32:57No.
00:32:58Yeah.
00:32:59After.
00:33:01He drove up outside the house in his RX-7.
00:33:04Hammered.
00:33:05Crying.
00:33:06That almost shot him.
00:33:07Was that who that was?
00:33:09I wish he had.
00:33:11No, you don't.
00:33:13Yeah, I do.
00:33:18It's so beautiful to see you again.
00:33:33I want a baby.
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:42Daisy.
00:33:44Daisy, look at that.
00:33:51What's she doing out there?
00:33:54She's sleepwalking.
00:33:57Poor little chicken.
00:34:00No, no, no, Sandy.
00:34:01You're not supposed to wake one up.
00:34:02It's very disorienting.
00:34:06Where are her parents?
00:34:08They must be around somewhere.
00:34:14What?
00:34:15She could get lost.
00:34:17Sandy, stop.
00:34:18It's safe here, right?
00:34:20I mean, that's why you bought here, right?
00:34:29Sandy, just forget about what I said, okay?
00:34:53Hello?
00:34:54This is Alexandre Sommelier.
00:35:01Oh, hi, Brenda.
00:35:03No, I'm just, I'm just outside.
00:35:05It's the weirdest thing.
00:35:13No, no, it's, it's fine.
00:35:19No, no, he can talk.
00:35:24Honey, what's a shooter?
00:35:26You told me you signed out tonight.
00:35:30Brenda.
00:35:31You're supposed to be taking the night off?
00:35:35You're missing the Star Trek marathon.
00:35:38Trouble with Tribbles twice in a row?
00:35:41You want me to sit in a donut shop alone?
00:35:47That's correct.
00:35:49I told you.
00:35:52I need to see him tonight.
00:35:55I'm working on him.
00:35:56It's my last dose.
00:35:58And I don't know how to do it.
00:36:01Hello?
00:36:05Richard?
00:36:11Weirdest thing.
00:36:13There was this little teenage girl, she was lost, so I showed her on my phone and she got her
00:36:20bearings and she went home.
00:36:22Oh, what a relief. We saw her. I was worried. What were you doing out here?
00:36:28Me?
00:36:29Yeah. No, no, no. Um, I think that...
00:36:33No, no, no. The second time they replaced it with the B-side of Russia's 2112.
00:36:39Yeah. No, um, the first time I saw it I thought the same thing.
00:36:47How did Vivian die, Richard? Or do you not want to talk about it?
00:36:53Why wouldn't I want to talk about it?
00:36:56Oh.
00:36:57Right.
00:36:59And they're hurt.
00:37:02Well, someone said that she just stopped taking her medication.
00:37:07Stopped?
00:37:08Time's up, I guess.
00:37:10Why would someone do that? Was she in pain?
00:37:14The solution is to try not to think about it.
00:37:16Did she talk to you? When did you see her last?
00:37:19Well, like I said...
00:37:20Did she say anything?
00:37:23Like I'm trying to tell you.
00:37:24I know. I'm sorry, Richard. I'm so sorry.
00:37:32There are dark things on Earth.
00:37:35There are.
00:37:39But you have a good husband.
00:37:44He's a doctor.
00:37:45Many people admire him.
00:37:47Works hard.
00:37:49Puts in a lot of hours at the office.
00:37:51He's worked with the prisoners and the addicts.
00:37:52I mean, sometimes Dick is their only lifeline.
00:37:56Really likes to dig in his heels.
00:37:59Get right in there and help things out.
00:38:03What do you mean?
00:38:06What do you mean?
00:38:09Well, that's on the B side of Russia's 2112. Yeah.
00:38:13Hold on.
00:38:14Hold on.
00:38:15Okay.
00:38:17Okay, I can tell.
00:38:19So...
00:38:20Which one of them was it?
00:38:22Right. Right. Right.
00:38:26Okay, um...
00:38:27Yeah, get her to call me right now.
00:38:28Can you?
00:38:29Okay.
00:38:31Thanks.
00:38:33Are you talking about the abortion thing?
00:38:37I do not know about the abortion thing.
00:38:41Oh...
00:38:41Gosh, um...
00:38:43You know, Dick should explain.
00:38:45It's...
00:38:46It's his...
00:38:47You know, it's his social work.
00:38:50Social work?
00:38:51You know, his volunteerism.
00:38:53Volunteerism.
00:38:57Hey, sweetie.
00:38:59So...
00:39:00How are you feeling?
00:39:03Because you're supposed to kick, right?
00:39:05It's safe with him.
00:39:06He doesn't judge.
00:39:07He tries to help and...
00:39:09Communicate.
00:39:10Right.
00:39:12This is...
00:39:13Dick would kill me if you knew.
00:39:15But they need it sometimes, Dick says.
00:39:17They truly do.
00:39:18I... I know what bruises from needles look like.
00:39:22And if you can't kick, then...
00:39:23You know, we gotta do it with this other problem, right?
00:39:26Because...
00:39:27Well...
00:39:28You're not doing it any favors.
00:39:30People should have a license to breed?
00:39:32No!
00:39:32I'm not saying that because I would never say that.
00:39:37No, you can have a great future.
00:39:39You really can.
00:39:40But only if we...
00:39:42Only if you...
00:39:43You know, take care of this right now.
00:39:46So just...
00:39:47Go back and see Brenda, okay?
00:39:49Just go back.
00:39:50Sweetie.
00:39:51Don't yell at me.
00:39:52Sweetie.
00:39:53S...
00:39:54Sweetie.
00:39:55I'm not the one who got you into this mess.
00:39:57Okay?
00:39:57But listen.
00:39:58I am the one that's gonna help you get out of it.
00:40:03Don't worry.
00:40:04Things have a tendency to come full circle.
00:40:12Yeah, can you call her, Mom?
00:40:14Yeah, she'll be home soon.
00:40:16Okay.
00:40:18Hello.
00:40:19Work?
00:40:20No rest for the wicked.
00:40:22You need a drink.
00:40:23Nothing like a splash of the old rose after a hard day at the clinic, eh, Dick?
00:40:28Weight of the world.
00:40:29Sorry, sorry.
00:40:30It's just...
00:40:31She's 14 years old and she's pretty messed up.
00:40:35She insists she's not using, but then she's got these track marks all over her body,
00:40:38and she insists she has no idea how she got pregnant yet.
00:40:41She is.
00:40:43But maybe not anymore.
00:40:44Maybe not anymore.
00:40:47Oh, God.
00:40:48Happy party.
00:40:53On a lighter note, Sandy says you can make her cum in 30 seconds.
00:40:58What did you just say to me?
00:41:03Um, Dick?
00:41:04In the kitchen, please.
00:41:08Am I being inappropriate again?
00:41:10Do not speak to him about us.
00:41:17Don't tell me what to do.
00:41:18He's untrustworthy.
00:41:19You can't trust him.
00:41:20I can sense it.
00:41:21You've known him for what?
00:41:22A half an hour and you can sense this?
00:41:24Yes, Sandy, yes.
00:41:25He wants to be unkind and he wants us to see it and then to appreciate it somehow.
00:41:31They just came here from a sweet old lady's funeral.
00:41:34A sweet old lady that Richard used to take to lunch.
00:41:37That's the Richard that I've gotten to know.
00:41:39A Richard who...
00:41:41Befriend senior citizens, so shame on you.
00:41:43He's untrustworthy.
00:41:44How would you know?
00:41:46And while we're at it...
00:41:50Stop staring at Daisy's breasts.
00:41:52I'm trying to entertain you.
00:41:54Oh, well...
00:41:56You're doing a backup job.
00:41:57Once the junky teen mom dust settles, why don't you tell them about those frogs that eat their young?
00:42:02They don't eat their young.
00:42:03They abandon them.
00:42:05These are real issues.
00:42:06They're like bum cleaning.
00:42:07To a woman in my position, Dick, bum cleaning is a real issue.
00:42:13Things aren't going right.
00:42:14Things are going wrong.
00:42:15They're going really, really, really, really, really, really, really wrong.
00:42:17Baby.
00:42:19Baby.
00:42:24You take things too seriously.
00:42:27He was making a joke.
00:42:29It's...
00:42:30Their sense of humor.
00:42:31I don't feel overly with.
00:42:35You take things too seriously.
00:42:39Next time, try to chuckle.
00:42:44Chuckle?
00:42:45You...
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:47You know, you...
00:42:48You just...
00:42:49You bounce your ribcage up and down like this.
00:42:54And you let noise come out.
00:42:56Ohhhh.
00:43:00That's what I do.
00:43:03I love you, Snoopy.
00:43:04And I love you too, Big Al.
00:43:12Why tonight?
00:43:14You know, maybe we should just wait.
00:43:18It's an act of love.
00:43:23She's my sister.
00:43:45I had to get bronzer.
00:43:48I saw this girl.
00:43:49She must have been five.
00:43:51Or six.
00:43:53Or seven.
00:43:54She was wearing a diamond thong.
00:43:59You could see it coming up out of her pants.
00:44:01And her eyes were grey.
00:44:04And her fingers were all orange.
00:44:07And the cheesies she was eating.
00:44:10And there was a talking Christmas tree.
00:44:12And she was so little.
00:44:14She was so, so little.
00:44:16And she had diamonds up her ass.
00:44:19That's not where they're supposed to be, is it, Dick?
00:44:22No.
00:44:22Is it?
00:44:24They're supposed to be...
00:44:27In the sun.
00:44:28In the rain.
00:44:30In my teeth.
00:44:31In my brain.
00:44:32I mean, they're supposed to shine.
00:44:34What are they doing there?
00:44:36I'm a diamond.
00:44:38Tell an African.
00:44:39Tell an African the world isn't ending.
00:44:43Tell Lupita Nolongo.
00:44:45I mean, come on.
00:44:46Bring it on.
00:44:48It's happening.
00:44:49It's here.
00:44:49It's happening.
00:44:50It's now.
00:44:50It's dead.
00:44:51Dead halls.
00:44:53Dead walls.
00:44:54Dead walls.
00:44:54Dead walls.
00:44:55It's...
00:44:55It's a vile of Ebola.
00:44:57Dropped in the fountain at the food court.
00:44:59Blood pudding.
00:45:00Blood pudding, man.
00:45:01Trotter bags dropping.
00:45:03Knees buckling.
00:45:03Teeth shattering.
00:45:04I mean, it's minutes away.
00:45:06It's minutes away.
00:45:07Paradise is dying.
00:45:08It's dead.
00:45:09Dead.
00:45:09Dead.
00:45:10Dead.
00:45:10Diamond.
00:45:11Diamond dolls.
00:45:11Diamond walls.
00:45:12Diamond malls.
00:45:13It's...
00:45:14Why?
00:45:14Why?
00:45:15Why?
00:45:20Why is there death?
00:45:26Why is there war?
00:45:29a whore?
00:45:31Why is a diamond a whore?
00:45:41Why is a diamond a whore?
00:45:43a whore?
00:45:56If you found out the world was about to end, what would be your first thought?
00:46:01How can I numb myself with drugs?
00:46:04The prophet speaks.
00:46:06A testament to human ingenuity.
00:46:07How could it not be, dying for Christ's sakes?
00:46:10He doesn't change, does he?
00:46:12Stasis.
00:46:14Stasis becomes some people.
00:46:16How can I numb myself with drugs,
00:46:18and how can I get said drugs administered by some hot, wet, naked Swedish nurse?
00:46:25I would try to think of an antidote.
00:46:27Liar.
00:46:28Oh, he's good.
00:46:28And then I would orchestrate a frenzy of mating.
00:46:34And ladies, that is what is known as the God Complex.
00:46:38Oh, Richard, when you've delivered a sick baby the size of an apple
00:46:41and nursed it back to health, you may rethink your contempt.
00:46:45Any woman who's gonna have a baby in this day and age is a selfish bitch.
00:46:49Case in point. Check me out.
00:46:51Look at this thing I've got.
00:46:52Excuse me.
00:46:54Everybody wants it, and I know it.
00:46:56And I've never done anything good with it.
00:46:59Yes, you have.
00:47:00I know that's what you have.
00:47:01Sorry, doll.
00:47:03I know how to eat shit and screw.
00:47:06And that's what makes me so fucking cool.
00:47:12Oh, yeah.
00:47:14I'm ready.
00:47:27Oh.
00:47:29Oh.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:37Oh.
00:47:37Oh.
00:47:38Oh.
00:47:38how to drive no oh no that's right you help me with my biology exam sandy taught you to drive
00:47:48she did yes huh how did i do in that biology exam you aced it i uh i thought you
00:48:04liked me
00:48:05oh i did you knew everything there was to know about biology yeah that was a real turn-on was
00:48:13it
00:48:15dick it wasn't sex it wasn't you were higher than sex what's higher than sex
00:48:25oh you've got no idea woman needs a man to save her sometimes and that's what you wanted from me
00:48:33in grade 10. i wasn't very happy back then well who was you were
00:48:43if i could have been as smart as you i would have been the happiest girl in the school
00:48:48instead i was just the most popular girl oh that sounds nice it wasn't
00:48:55you know i just seen you again you and sandy and such contentment
00:49:05i wish i made some different choices
00:49:27oh everybody has their problems what you call contentment i call i call stasis sometimes stasis
00:49:34becomes some people stop saying that i mean what what does that even mean anyways i guess it means
00:49:41we can't all be coffee achievers you know some people are supposed to
00:49:48sit back and be entertained be your audience i assume
00:49:54i know that's supposed to be a dig dick a gentle dig meant to conceal your stirring feelings for a
00:50:02girl
00:50:02is pouring her heart out to you but yeah of course to be my audience that's how some people's fit
00:50:10for
00:50:11watching all in fit for is being watched you got it pontiac i'm compulsively watchable
00:50:37did you read that review i did i'm peeing a little in that photo wow
00:50:44but you wouldn't know it and even if you did you wouldn't care i'm compulsively watchable
00:50:51you want to go to peru with me peru yeah we'll ride camels and eat lima beans i think you
00:50:59mean llamas
00:51:01and i don't think you can ride them
00:51:05you see we're perfect for each other you know everything and i know and nothing
00:51:18you
00:51:28you
00:51:29you
00:51:30you
00:51:30you
00:51:30you
00:51:35you
00:51:36I don't know.
00:52:20Oh, my God.
00:52:35Daisy can be unsettling at times.
00:52:39What's that doing there?
00:52:45That girl wasn't lost, was she?
00:52:52I think I need to tell you something about your husband.
00:52:55Oh, my God.
00:52:57Oh, my God.
00:53:28Oh, my God.
00:53:56I don't know.
00:54:16I don't know.
00:54:29I don't know.
00:55:05I don't know.
00:55:37I don't know.
00:55:38I don't know.
00:55:50I don't know.
00:55:55I don't know.
00:56:25I don't know.
00:56:54I don't know.
00:57:01I don't know.
00:57:04I don't know.
00:57:18I don't know.
00:57:24I don't know.
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:28I don't know.
00:57:29I do not advise you to talk to him now.
00:57:31What?
00:57:31Why?
00:57:32Dick is giving abortions to poor people and selling designer babies to rich people unless you're
00:57:38lying to me.
00:57:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:57:41No, no, no.
00:57:41No, no, no.
00:57:41No.
00:57:42Your husband, I just think he's a man who has reasons for doing the things that he does,
00:57:48reasons that need to be discussed in a less adventurous arena.
00:57:52Why are you sticking up for him? What is going on, Richard?
00:58:07Your husband and I, we're not strangers.
00:58:11We know each other from the...
00:58:13Because of this, because...
00:58:16Because of what? Say it, Richard!
00:58:18Daisy went to him last week to start the procedure.
00:58:21This is why she's so crazy today.
00:58:30But I let her do it.
00:58:32For Vivian.
00:58:34For Vivian?
00:58:36The older lady.
00:58:39You see, when she died, she had nothing.
00:58:43And she deserves...
00:58:45She deserves a decent funeral.
00:58:47And it's just goddamn expensive getting rid of a human corpse these days.
00:58:52So Daisy offered?
00:58:53Yes, she did.
00:58:55Because beneath that bronzelle carapace, she really cares.
00:59:05And you care?
00:59:06I thought, well...
00:59:08If it solves my dilemma...
00:59:10The...
00:59:11Dilemma of...
00:59:12Your generosity?
00:59:14You mean?
00:59:15Yes.
00:59:16The dilemma of you wanting a dignified end for a lonely...
00:59:19Old lady?
00:59:20Yes.
00:59:22Why did I do that?
00:59:23Never.
00:59:26Because you're beautiful.
00:59:27And deceived.
00:59:31Because...
00:59:32The truth always hurts.
01:00:05I see you.
01:00:08I see you there.
01:00:10Kamquat!
01:00:11I am so sorry, Daisy.
01:00:14It's okay, Sandy.
01:00:15You're only human.
01:00:18You're...
01:00:18You're not mad?
01:00:22Mad.
01:00:23I don't get mad.
01:00:26I can't get mad.
01:00:27It's the strangest thing.
01:00:30Physiologically...
01:00:31I have a pretty holistic view of life.
01:00:33I mean...
01:00:34Whatever was going on between you and Richard is between you and Richard.
01:00:39It's like me and Dick.
01:00:46Oh, what about you and Dick?
01:00:49Sandy...
01:00:50Dick came on to me once.
01:00:53Came on to you?
01:00:55Well, not like this.
01:00:56Like you and Richard.
01:00:58I guess you could say he had a crush on me.
01:00:59A crush?
01:01:01Yeah.
01:01:06Don't you wanna ask?
01:01:08Don't you wanna know?
01:01:10No.
01:01:11I mean...
01:01:13No.
01:01:15I would never mean anything nasty or dirty or...
01:01:21And now he's with you.
01:01:25I couldn't give him what he wanted, so...
01:01:29He protects me and I protect him.
01:01:33Like a couple of Christians.
01:01:42I don't know.
01:01:43So don't be shy, Sandy.
01:01:45Are you attracted to him?
01:01:48Are you attracted to my boyfriend?
01:01:51It's all good.
01:02:01Daisy.
01:02:02You're back.
01:02:03I'm back.
01:02:04Hello.
01:02:06What's going on here?
01:02:08Events.
01:02:09Culminating.
01:02:10I see.
01:02:11Do you, Dick?
01:02:12No.
01:02:13Richard was about to enjoy your wife.
01:02:15Enjoy my wife?
01:02:17Not my choice, dude.
01:02:19But how can you argue with these two beautiful babes?
01:02:22Not easily, I understand.
01:02:24But I have strength.
01:02:26I have willpower.
01:02:29Daisy.
01:02:30What happened earlier, though shot with excitement.
01:02:34It was wrong.
01:02:38Dear good man, Dick.
01:02:41What happened earlier?
01:02:43Nothing.
01:02:44Oh, Daisy.
01:02:44I...
01:02:45Yeah, I don't think it was nothing.
01:02:47It was nothing.
01:02:48What?
01:02:49What was nothing?
01:02:50Nothing.
01:02:50It was?
01:02:51It was.
01:02:51What happened earlier, Dick?
01:02:54Nothing.
01:02:55And what's going on here?
01:02:57Nothing.
01:02:58You were lying to me, Dick.
01:03:01You only ever told me half the story.
01:03:03Half of what story?
01:03:04What are people to you?
01:03:05Farm animals?
01:03:06You're surprising me.
01:03:06I'm confused.
01:03:08Give the gift of life.
01:03:08Give the gift of hope.
01:03:09Life's a dream.
01:03:11And why is this girl on our doorstep?
01:03:16What the hell are you guys talking about?
01:03:17The procedure, Dick.
01:03:18Excellent procedure.
01:03:20The colonic?
01:03:21Dear God, no.
01:03:22It's natural selection.
01:03:25Oh, that procedure.
01:03:26It's not so bad, Sam.
01:03:28It is so bad, Daisy.
01:03:29He's interfering with nature.
01:03:31It's sinister and cynical.
01:03:32Allow me to bury my emotions for the sake of the scientific method here.
01:03:36Your soft focus moment in our living room with this man could have easily resulted in the long lazy life
01:03:41of Richard the Hedoness Jr.
01:03:43Just what the world needs, huh?
01:03:45Another irresistible psychopath.
01:03:47And riddle me this.
01:03:48Why does nature always make psychopaths so fucking irresistible?
01:03:50I'm not a psychopath.
01:03:52So if I, as a doctor...
01:03:53He's not a psychopath.
01:03:54...choose to use my intellect and skill...
01:03:56The punton word for what he is.
01:03:57...to create cared for, wanted progeny...
01:03:59But it comes pretty close.
01:04:00...born to families of intellect and taste...
01:04:02I'm not a psychopath.
01:04:04...so that my babies...
01:04:05Your baby?
01:04:05...my babies won't result in...
01:04:07Oh, yeah?
01:04:07...more poverty, more misery, more violence.
01:04:09What about Vivian?
01:04:10What about Vivian?
01:04:12You broke her heart.
01:04:12She stopped taking her medication.
01:04:15What about Vivian?
01:04:16Actually seduced a frail old lady and then broke her heart.
01:04:18Why are you listening to me?
01:04:19And then she died.
01:04:20She stopped taking her medication.
01:04:22You'd rather listen to him?
01:04:23He seduced Vivian?
01:04:24As usual.
01:04:25Emotion over intellect.
01:04:26Can you imagine doing such a thing, Sandy?
01:04:28I can imagine anything.
01:04:30I'm right and you're wrong.
01:04:31That's why I went to Dick.
01:04:32To sell your eggs?
01:04:34I beg your pardon?
01:04:35To sell your eggs?
01:04:36To pay for the funeral?
01:04:37To what?
01:04:38Richard, how much have you lied to me?
01:04:40Dude, I only did it to get down your wife's pants.
01:04:43I should never have trusted you.
01:04:44You should never have fucked me over.
01:04:45How did I fuck you over?
01:04:47Belarus and Copenhagen fucked me over.
01:04:49Outsourcing, it's a fact of globalization.
01:04:50What eggs was I supposed to sell?
01:04:52Your eggs, your ovum.
01:04:54Ova.
01:04:55You can sell them?
01:04:56Not legally.
01:04:56Yeah, babe.
01:04:57And a good looking, talented girl like yourself could stand to get a good return.
01:05:02We should discontinue this conversation.
01:05:06I have been rendered speechless.
01:05:08You sell women's ovum?
01:05:09Ova.
01:05:10Not publicly.
01:05:11You sell them.
01:05:11It's not like a hot dog stand or anything.
01:05:13How can you sell something like that?
01:05:15With great care.
01:05:16Something Richard obviously knows nothing about.
01:05:18Richard's a moron.
01:05:18Can a psychopath be a moron?
01:05:20Maybe eugenics is the maybe.
01:05:21Who finds the girls?
01:05:23Good looking girls.
01:05:25Smart, good looking girls.
01:05:27Smart, good looking, generally white girls.
01:05:30I thought I reached a point in my life where nothing new would happen to me again.
01:05:33But now I have a boyfriend who kills an old lady, pimps for a Nazi doctor and brags about it
01:05:38to pick up chicks.
01:05:41Life is new.
01:05:42He didn't pick me up.
01:05:44He would, huh?
01:05:44I didn't kill Vivian.
01:05:46She stopped taking her medication.
01:05:47Nobody just stops taking their medication.
01:05:50You broke her heart.
01:05:51She died of a broken heart.
01:05:52Bullshit!
01:05:53No one dies of a broken heart.
01:05:55Tell them Dick it's physiologically impossible.
01:05:58I relinquished my voice.
01:06:00What the hell do you know of broken hearts?
01:06:01I'm more complex than I say that I am.
01:06:03When has your heart ever been broken?
01:06:05You loved her?
01:06:08Of course not.
01:06:10And she not me.
01:06:12She just stopped taking her medication.
01:06:14I mean, how could I have loved her?
01:06:16She was like fucking 80 years old.
01:06:19I tried to love her.
01:06:21I thought if I could feel love for anything I should be able to feel it for some sweet fucking
01:06:24old lady.
01:06:25And I tried.
01:06:26I really tried.
01:06:27But I had to pull out.
01:06:28It was too ugly.
01:06:30It was too messy.
01:06:33Please do not make me describe it to you.
01:06:36And that's when she just happened to stop taking her medication.
01:06:40What a coinkydink.
01:06:41I'm not responsible for what other people do.
01:06:44Thank God I'm not having your baby the minute you feel love for something you kill it.
01:06:51You're not having his baby.
01:06:53That's why I went to Dick.
01:06:56Fortunately, we have a common mind when it comes to selective offspring.
01:07:00He couldn't face a Richard Jr. any more than I could.
01:07:10Excuse me?
01:07:14I don't feel very well.
01:07:21Okay.
01:07:23Maybe for her, $20,000.
01:07:34Just look at it.
01:07:35It's gotta be, just look at it.
01:07:36We can find a shipper.
01:07:38It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
01:08:08How old are you?
01:08:11Fourteen.
01:08:15What happened?
01:08:19Richard was my granny's boyfriend.
01:08:22She was my favorite.
01:08:27She was dying and my mom had no money for the funeral.
01:08:33I wanted to help.
01:08:37Richard said my eggs could make money.
01:08:40So he started me on the medication.
01:08:44How much money?
01:08:47Richard said a thousand dollars.
01:08:50I talked to five.
01:08:54I had to inject myself with hormones every day.
01:08:58Try keeping those bruises from your gym coach.
01:09:03How did you get here?
01:09:07Richard threw this into the garbage can.
01:09:13I just came for the money.
01:09:20Sandy, you seem like a good person.
01:09:25Maybe even Dick.
01:09:28But Richard...
01:09:31I don't even know what Richard is.
01:09:34Neither do I.
01:09:38I'm sorry about your granny.
01:09:41It's okay.
01:09:43I'm okay.
01:09:45I feel okay now.
01:09:48They fooled me.
01:09:51I wanted to show how they fooled you.
01:10:02Now you can fool them.
01:10:07We're both fooling them, right?
01:10:12You can fool her.
01:10:14She's so sorry.
01:10:14She's so sorry for your asses.
01:10:27She's so sorry for the baby.
01:10:28I'm sorry for your ex-menors.
01:10:46I wish I had gum.
01:10:56Christ.
01:10:58I feel like smoking some fucking pot.
01:11:01Being high would be good.
01:11:03My uncle returned from Athens with, um, well, inexplicably, well, this gift for me?
01:11:16Oh.
01:11:26My procedure, it's a market-based approach.
01:11:30It's a population control.
01:11:32I mean, if you're going to lock your kid up in a box and the only word I can learn
01:11:35to say
01:11:35is no, then, I mean, you shouldn't be able to have babies.
01:11:40So, how does this thing work, anyway?
01:11:41Take an alphama.
01:11:42And suck it when I light it.
01:11:44Right.
01:11:45I mean, you should need a license to breed.
01:11:47You know, it's just as simple as that.
01:11:49So, I just did it.
01:11:51Perfect.
01:11:53Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:11:56Yeah!
01:11:59Fuck the week, right, Dick?
01:12:03Holy crap.
01:12:06Is he dead?
01:12:07Is he dead?
01:12:09I'm such a moron.
01:12:11Do you want me to fall out of love with you?
01:12:15Well, I don't know.
01:12:19Are you serious?
01:12:21What do you mean?
01:12:24Are you serious?
01:12:28Well, yeah.
01:12:30Jesus Christ.
01:12:32You are a heartless bastard.
01:12:35What?
01:12:36Why?
01:12:37Why?
01:12:39Why?
01:12:39Look at you.
01:12:41That is the biggest look you are, you know.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44Whatever.
01:12:45You killed an old lady.
01:12:47She stopped taking her medication.
01:12:49Believe what you want to believe.
01:12:50I'm still with you after that.
01:12:52And you want to dump me.
01:12:54I don't want to dump you.
01:12:57You don't?
01:12:59No.
01:13:01Well, why did you say, I don't know?
01:13:06When?
01:13:08Just now.
01:13:10Like a few sentences ago?
01:13:12Yeah.
01:13:16Because of Dick.
01:13:18Dick.
01:13:19That was an innocent flirtation.
01:13:21No.
01:13:21Because Dick fell over.
01:13:23He fell over.
01:13:24Dick fell over.
01:13:25Oh my God, Dick.
01:13:26He's coughing like a chicken.
01:13:27Let's see if I remember how to do this.
01:13:31Oh, no, no, no.
01:13:42Oh, there we go.
01:13:44Dick.
01:13:45That sounded like Sandy.
01:13:50Dick, wake up.
01:13:51I think there's something wrong with Sandy.
01:13:53Sandy?
01:13:53What?
01:13:54What?
01:13:54What's wrong?
01:13:55What's wrong with Sandy?
01:14:02I didn't know you could do that.
01:14:05What's wrong with Sandy?
01:14:21I didn't know you could do it.
01:14:25Oh!
01:14:27Oh!
01:14:27Oh!
01:14:28Oh!
01:14:30Oh!
01:14:32Oh!
01:14:33Oh!
01:14:34Oh, no!
01:15:18I need to interrupt for a moment here.
01:15:22I don't want to startle anyone.
01:15:26But as we all know, these things happen.
01:15:35And when they do, we tend to ask, why?
01:15:42And sadly or not, there tends to be no why.
01:15:46But in this case, there is.
01:15:49Or I wouldn't be here, speaking to you now.
01:15:55Everything hunky-dory, chum?
01:16:01Women.
01:16:02Different creatures, ma'am.
01:16:04What happened, Dick?
01:16:05It's gone.
01:16:07What?
01:16:08What's gone?
01:16:09My son is gone.
01:16:15Not now, Richard.
01:16:17Every system nurtures the seed of its own destruction.
01:16:22When you delivered that baby the size of an apple,
01:16:26how hard was it to quiet the little voice in your head
01:16:29that told you to crush it?
01:16:31My son is gone.
01:16:33Ugh.
01:16:33Yeah.
01:16:35Yeah.
01:16:43Ugh.
01:16:50Shh.
01:16:55Ugh.
01:16:56Oh, shit.
01:17:35Richard, up and out.
01:17:36Daisy, could you stay for a bit?
01:17:39Just for Sandy?
01:17:40No, we have to go.
01:17:41She could use a woman now, maybe.
01:17:43I'll call.
01:17:44I'll call her, okay?
01:17:45You're her sister.
01:17:47Foster sister.
01:17:52You were going to announce it tonight.
01:17:55To us.
01:17:57Yes.
01:17:59We're not your friends, Dick.
01:18:02You shouldn't have wanted to tell us.
01:18:04I beg your pardon?
01:18:07You should have had somebody else over.
01:18:09You shouldn't have invited us.
01:18:13I'm sorry.
01:18:40Remember when I had that Christmas party at the clinic?
01:18:43Dick, nobody came.
01:18:48I mean, who wants to go to an abortionist Christmas party?
01:18:53So when I saw an opportunity to do what those doctors on the top floor do, I just...
01:18:57I just took it.
01:19:00I thought I could make something beautiful.
01:19:05I just got...
01:19:06I just got out of control.
01:19:12Allie's 14.
01:19:14That was Richard.
01:19:16It was a mistake.
01:19:19It was greed.
01:19:22I'm sorry.
01:19:26Why?
01:19:29It...
01:19:30It made me feel strong.
01:19:38Good.
01:19:53I looked at it.
01:19:55I...
01:19:55I...
01:19:55I...
01:19:56I...
01:19:58I...
01:19:59I...
01:20:00I...
01:20:01I...
01:20:01I...
01:20:08Cheese, Elf?
01:20:12Red pepper jelly.
01:20:15You said it yourself.
01:20:19I'm crafty.
01:20:21Cheese, Sandy.
01:20:22Just give me a heart attack.
01:20:32I got rid of them, though, didn't I?
01:20:34You did.
01:20:37Then I taught you a lesson.
01:20:39I'm sorry.
01:20:41I'll make changes.
01:20:43I am making changes.
01:20:48I'm going to go to bed.
01:20:51I love you.
01:20:55Really?
01:20:56Yeah.
01:21:02Prove it.
01:21:17And so ends this story.
01:21:20As the beginning of my own.
01:21:24In the ponds of suburbia.
01:21:31Where creatures like Zee still swim in circles.
01:21:34How was I supposed to know she was going to steal?
01:21:43While others make a break for the banks.
01:21:59I know you're itching for a ride.
01:22:03So, baby, hop inside.
01:22:07But I'll take the wheel.
01:22:11I'll take the wheel.
01:22:15No need to shift gears.
01:22:18Cause I'm gonna steal.
01:22:22I'll take the wheel.
01:22:26I'll take the wheel.
01:22:30No need to shift gears.
01:22:34Cause I'm gonna steal.
01:22:38I'll take the wheel.
01:22:58I'm going out for some fun with my loaded gun.
01:23:02Me and my bloody shoes kicking the blame on you.
01:23:07Wooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
01:23:11I'm like a man on the town.
01:23:13I know it trickles down.
01:23:15I've got a quiet place to take my absent heart.
01:23:20In your female face.
01:23:22This ain't no party oh no.
01:23:24This ain't no party oh no.
01:23:26This ain't no party oh no.
01:23:28This ain't no party oh no.
01:23:39Oh, invisible one, you never have any fun
01:23:43Put your dress shoes on, we'll dance all night long
01:23:47And you can give us a smile, and you can show us some dick
01:23:51And you can get off your throne, and you can get on my face
01:23:56And I was born with a gun, got sealed with my pants on
01:24:00There'll be redemption for none, I'll take you all down one by one
01:24:06This ain't no part, oh no
01:24:08This ain't no part, oh no
01:24:10This ain't no part, oh no
01:24:13This ain't no part, oh no
01:24:15Oh no
01:24:18Oh no
01:24:21Oh no
01:24:22Oh no
01:24:25Oh no
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