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00:00:16let's talk the talk show where no topic is off limits as they bring it to you in a straight
00:00:22no chaser and sometimes humorous commentary and now the host of dammit let's talk
00:00:28dante the dark knight hey what's up babe it's your man dante the dark knight
00:00:39so
00:00:41I don't know.
00:01:41As I struggle every day, troubled in every way. When I'm feeling alone, I get on my knees, pray. Where
00:01:46I stay, my home is at home unless I obey. Where I lay, take me away to a place that
00:01:51is safe. In your arms and maybe in your hands. In the land with no alarms going off in advance.
00:01:56The danger, the stranger, with the anger, the danger. I fly to you with the wings of an angel and
00:02:01cry to you.
00:02:02And I can see the heavens. My feet are off the ground. I close my eyes, imagine. I know it
00:02:11to be found.
00:02:12So through my dreams, follow me to the unseen. I got a bucket of blood to cover the unclean. Breathe.
00:02:17I'm giving answers to the teachers. I speak as the keepers from the leaders that can teach us. And we've
00:02:22been praying for this so long that I need to bust.
00:02:24I reach up to my dreams, put my dreams up. I add it to others in order that it don't
00:02:29freeze up. It's still alive and so am I. So we touch the heavens and the sky. They're representatized. I'm
00:02:35energized. Let the ride from enterprise.
00:02:38I can see the heavens. My feet are off the ground. I close my eyes, imagine. I know it to
00:02:46be found. Ooh. I know it to be found. Yeah. I know it to be found.
00:02:57You're already over budget for the first quarter. So there's no more overtime until the second.
00:03:02The first quarter only started last week.
00:03:06And we're already over budget.
00:03:08What?
00:03:08Look, look, look, look. Settle down, guys. Settle down. What we're asking you to do is do an extra job
00:03:15per day.
00:03:15I thought you said no overtime.
00:03:18There isn't any more overtime. What we want you to do is an extra job in your eight-hour schedule.
00:03:25What? Look, guys, come on. If you don't like it, you can always go work for Walmart. They're always hiring.
00:03:32And, Paula, you can go back to stripping at the Pussycat Club.
00:03:36I was a hostess, Tony.
00:03:38You say tomato. I say tomato. And also, lateness will not be tolerated.
00:03:46One last note. We've had a string of robberies out there, so I want everybody to be careful.
00:03:51Hey, meet in the journal.
00:04:00You're going to have to start getting away on time. This is becoming a habit.
00:04:04I ain't been late in six months.
00:04:06Look around at everyone else here on time.
00:04:11In life, when it's time to be counted, some standing can count. And others only want to be counted. Which
00:04:18one of you?
00:04:20Sorry I'm late. Sugar, no cream?
00:04:24Thanks.
00:04:29Look, I got a big job for the Pussycat Club.
00:04:34Man, I got more seniority than half of these dudes. Why do I always get big jobs?
00:04:39Remember, there are no big jobs, just little technicians.
00:04:49How would he know? He ain't never been a technician. He sure ain't never been little.
00:04:54Stop your morning in the morning, man.
00:04:57Yeah, where's my coffee?
00:04:59Hey, I was late. I had to give it to the big boys.
00:05:04You got such a kiss ass, man.
00:05:07It's hard to kiss a little ass.
00:05:08You two are probably butt buddies anyway.
00:05:12Only after 2 a.m.
00:05:15When I'm drunk.
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:20When I'm really, really drunk.
00:05:23That's just nasty.
00:05:26Hey, look.
00:05:28Put a wig.
00:05:30Some lipstick.
00:05:32What do you got?
00:05:35Your wife.
00:05:38Oh, that's just wrong, man.
00:05:41My wife don't even wear wigs.
00:05:50I'm telling you, man, I am blissfully unmarried.
00:05:54Single life is not that bad.
00:05:58Man, you can't cook.
00:06:01You don't clean.
00:06:04You gotta get lonely sometimes.
00:06:07I hate it when I come home late and Tiff ain't dead.
00:06:11Eh, well.
00:06:13It was rough in the beginning, you know.
00:06:16But I got used to it.
00:06:19You know, from time to time I go over to the happy hour.
00:06:24Catch the drunk chicks.
00:06:28Sometimes I get lucky and get a neat freak.
00:06:31Who cooks breakfast in the morning and straightens up.
00:06:35Man, did you ever find that wallet?
00:06:39I didn't even tell you, did I?
00:06:41You know this bitch tried to write a $1,000 check at Best Buy.
00:06:48Anybody that knows me knows my checking account is overdrawn.
00:06:51They threw that ass in jail.
00:06:55So, uh, you playing ball this weekend?
00:06:58Ain't your wife bringing the kids?
00:07:00Uh-uh.
00:07:01Ex.
00:07:02Ex-wife bringing the kids over this weekend?
00:07:05I don't know, man. You know, it's a crap shoot.
00:07:08Sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't.
00:07:13Man, what's her problem?
00:07:15You pay your child support when it's due.
00:07:18You bring the kids over when you're supposed to.
00:07:21I don't get it. What's her problem?
00:07:24I don't know. Some people are never happy, man.
00:07:26You know what I mean?
00:07:29Like...
00:07:30Alright, for instance.
00:07:32Remember she wanted to live in the city?
00:07:35Alright, so fine, I'm moving to the city.
00:07:37What does she say?
00:07:37It's too noisy.
00:07:40Alright, well...
00:07:41Fine, I'm moving from the city and I'll move her out to the suburbs.
00:07:44What does she say about that?
00:07:45It's too quiet.
00:07:47I'm telling you, man, this bitch is evil to the core.
00:07:49Nah, man. Nah.
00:07:51You know what happened?
00:07:53You gave her what she wanted.
00:07:55When she wanted.
00:07:57Now she wants it all the time.
00:08:00You.
00:08:02You created that monster.
00:08:03Yeah, well...
00:08:05I'll tell you what.
00:08:07If she ever came up missing,
00:08:10I'd take credit.
00:08:14Credit?
00:08:15Credit. I'm serious.
00:08:17I think I'm playing.
00:08:18I mean...
00:08:19Even if I didn't do it...
00:08:22I would say, like, yeah.
00:08:23I did it.
00:08:24It was me.
00:08:25I don't care if the police were like,
00:08:26we got witnesses.
00:08:28Put you a thousand miles away.
00:08:30We got alibis.
00:08:31It couldn't have been you.
00:08:32You couldn't have did it.
00:08:33I would insist that I did it.
00:08:34Sign a confession and everything.
00:08:37Man, you better stop playing.
00:08:38Not playing, man. I'm telling you.
00:08:40I was sitting the next 200 years in jail, man.
00:08:42Me and Big Bubba.
00:08:44Just as happy.
00:08:46He be trying to bend me over to bed.
00:08:47I'd have a smile on my face,
00:08:49thinking how somebody did me a favor.
00:08:51Man, you don't stop playing
00:08:52and get your ass down that hole.
00:08:54Ha, ha, ha.
00:08:57Ah.
00:09:03Yo, don't forget the bottom of the steps this week.
00:09:05I put a request in about a year ago.
00:09:08But you know how that is.
00:09:09It's too late now.
00:09:10I'm already at the bottom.
00:09:13It'd be just my kind of luck to fall, too.
00:09:16I'm telling you, man.
00:09:17I cannot catch a break.
00:09:20If it ain't one thing, it's another.
00:09:26Anyway.
00:09:29All right, D. Lower me some tools, man.
00:09:37Yo, D.
00:09:40Lower the tools.
00:09:42Yo, bring your ass up here.
00:09:46Who is that?
00:09:48Tony?
00:09:50Man, look.
00:09:52Stop playing, all right?
00:09:53All our safety crap is in order,
00:09:55so go bother somebody else.
00:09:58Ain't nobody playing with you.
00:09:59You know what time it is.
00:10:01Kick up that wallet.
00:10:06Daryl?
00:10:07Yeah?
00:10:11Is this for real?
00:10:13You damn right this for real.
00:10:15And if you don't get your ass up here,
00:10:16you can say goodbye to your boy Daryl here.
00:10:22Bye, Daryl.
00:10:28Tell your boy we ain't playing.
00:10:32Yo, man.
00:10:33They not playing.
00:10:36John!
00:10:38Look, um, no need for both of us to get jacked.
00:10:43Give him some money for me,
00:10:44and I'll get it back to you next week.
00:10:48Don't make me come down there.
00:10:50If I gotta come down there,
00:10:51only one of us is coming up.
00:10:57I'm coming down there.
00:11:11Yo, Wheezy.
00:11:14Yo, you better go see what happens to your boy, man.
00:11:16Shut up!
00:11:19Wheezy!
00:11:22Weezy, stop playing, man.
00:11:32John!
00:11:35John!
00:11:37What happened?
00:11:42What happened?
00:11:45Where's you?
00:11:51This big ass fell off the ladder.
00:11:56You know that was messed up, right?
00:11:58You know that was messed up, right?
00:12:00Uh, I knew you'd be okay. You the man.
00:12:04He beat me upside the head with a gun. I'm not alright.
00:12:09I'm really not alright.
00:12:12Oh, he pistol whipped you?
00:12:14Aw, man, I would've come up if I knew you was up here getting beat like a stepchild.
00:12:18I didn't say he whipped me.
00:12:19I said he hit me upside the head once.
00:12:23Oh, okay, whatever. Where the other guy?
00:12:45What's up?
00:12:46Don't be all hugged up on me. You weren't supposed to meet me at the bus stop.
00:12:49Stop playing. I had business.
00:12:51You know I'm trying to get this money.
00:12:53You better not be out there slinging them drugs.
00:12:55I was with my Uncle Wayne.
00:12:56He ain't about all that.
00:12:58You know he's an upstanding citizen.
00:13:08Uh-huh.
00:13:09You don't know who you messing with.
00:13:11That's right.
00:13:12Try that shit with the electric company.
00:13:29I bet he's gonna be pissed.
00:13:32Do you know what's trouble you guys in?
00:13:34District wants you both fired.
00:13:36Fired?
00:13:37Yeah, that's right. And I'm not sure that I disagree with him.
00:13:41False imprisonment?
00:13:43Obscene gestures?
00:13:44Public mutinous urinating in public?
00:13:48And you top it off, you got a ticket.
00:13:50And it's coming out of your paychecks.
00:13:53But he bought you coffee.
00:13:56It's not funny.
00:13:58Listen.
00:14:00I can't get fired.
00:14:01Okay?
00:14:01I got an ex-wife to support.
00:14:04No.
00:14:05But you are gonna get time off.
00:14:07How much time?
00:14:0830 days.
00:14:09All together?
00:14:11Each.
00:14:13If I get suspended, who am I supposed to borrow money from?
00:14:16Wait, wait, wait. Can I borrow $200?
00:14:18Jesus.
00:14:34Don't even try it.
00:14:35Let me get $5.
00:14:37Man, you are incredible, man.
00:14:39Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:14:43I need a soda.
00:14:44You want something?
00:14:45I guess you buy it with my money.
00:14:57Anything else?
00:14:59Uh, have any scratch-offs?
00:15:01Which type?
00:15:03You pick.
00:15:04Get me something lucky and I'll take you away from all this.
00:15:10This is $4.50.
00:15:13Picture this.
00:15:14You.
00:15:14Me.
00:15:16Flying on the beach, none of the sand between us.
00:15:18Boatload of money, sipping champagne.
00:15:21Promise?
00:15:25Give me these chips, man.
00:15:28How much are they?
00:15:29A buck.
00:15:30I don't have enough.
00:15:31Yo, you put that lottery ticket back, you have enough.
00:15:34Too late.
00:15:35Started scratching, can't return.
00:15:38Don't call me for a month.
00:15:43Daryl.
00:15:44Daryl.
00:15:45What?
00:15:46I think I won.
00:15:49What?
00:15:50I think I won a million dollars.
00:15:55I won.
00:15:56We won.
00:15:57We won.
00:15:58We won.
00:15:59We won.
00:15:59We won.
00:16:00We won.
00:16:01We won.
00:16:01We won.
00:16:01We won.
00:16:01We won.
00:16:04I gave you the money to get that ticket.
00:16:12You gonna burn in hell.
00:16:14I'll go with some real expensive shoes.
00:16:18What are the noises?
00:16:20Where the hell did he come from?
00:16:22Grandfather, this man just won a million dollar scratch off.
00:16:26Let me see.
00:16:27That's right.
00:16:27Hey, no way.
00:16:29No way.
00:16:31And I scratched off four diamonds.
00:16:33That's a million dollars.
00:16:35You know it.
00:16:36Car.
00:16:38Disqualified.
00:16:38You're cheap.
00:16:39Grandfather, I saw him.
00:16:41Rabbit.
00:16:41Don't say it.
00:16:42I'm out of the store.
00:16:44Okay.
00:16:44Take the store.
00:16:45Get out of the store.
00:16:47You better give me my ticket.
00:16:51Go out of the store.
00:16:55At least I got point with a man with a gun, man.
00:16:59You go.
00:17:04Get out of the store.
00:17:05Get out of the store.
00:17:12He kicked your ass, man.
00:17:14Man, why you ain't help me?
00:17:16May I help you kick an old man's ass?
00:17:19I messed up with that look.
00:17:21Especially if he kicked both our asses, right?
00:17:23All I saw was him doing a flying claw on you, man.
00:17:27I got a couple good licks in.
00:17:28Alright, I spoke to the store owner and the granddaughter explained that they won't be pressing charges.
00:17:32They won't be pressing charges.
00:17:34He tried to rob me.
00:17:36Alright, well listen.
00:17:37You guys are free to go.
00:17:38He kicked his ass.
00:17:39And he kicked my ass.
00:17:46I'm sorry my grandfather kicked your ass.
00:17:49He didn't kick my ass.
00:17:51He did kick your ass, man.
00:17:53Alright, we get it.
00:17:55He, he.
00:17:55Yeah, you did get it.
00:17:57He would like to apologize.
00:17:59He took a chosen.
00:18:00Grandfather.
00:18:01What'd he say?
00:18:03He says how, how sorry he is.
00:18:06He don't look sorry.
00:18:16Look, man.
00:18:18I'm gonna break you off a big chunk of this.
00:18:20Alright, as soon as I get it squared away.
00:18:21But you gotta promise me that you won't say anything to Tiff.
00:18:25Tiff?
00:18:26Tiff who?
00:18:28My Tiff?
00:18:30That's your Tiff.
00:18:31You tell her everything.
00:18:32I don't tell her everything.
00:18:34Listen, whatever.
00:18:35It'll go like this.
00:18:36You tell Tiff.
00:18:37She calls Erica.
00:18:38And the next thing you know, I'm back in court paying more child support and more alimony.
00:18:42So whatever you do, don't say anything to her about this ticket.
00:18:48Yeah, girl.
00:18:49A million dollars.
00:18:51Well, honey, he's got another thing coming if he thinks I'm not getting my share.
00:18:58Okay, well, do me a favor.
00:19:00Keep Daryl busy tonight so he doesn't tip off his buddy.
00:19:07You don't worry about him.
00:19:09You go and get your money.
00:19:13Why?
00:19:13Why you wanna go and do that?
00:19:16You of all people know how she is.
00:19:19Let's forget about them.
00:19:21And why don't we thank Calvary and Indians?
00:19:24But first we need a safe word.
00:19:26Wait.
00:19:27Wait is fine.
00:19:28No, stop. Wait.
00:19:30I didn't do six years of junior college to be outsmarted by a phone man.
00:19:41You finished all your homework yet?
00:19:43I will.
00:19:44As soon as I finish this game.
00:19:46Uh, no.
00:19:47The game goes off.
00:19:49You're done.
00:19:50Mom.
00:19:51Don't mind me.
00:19:52No games until your homework's finished.
00:19:54And how many more chapters do you have left to finish?
00:19:57Two more chapters.
00:19:59All right.
00:19:59So I want that done.
00:20:01Your brother in bed by nine.
00:20:02And your little friend out of here as well.
00:20:04Where are you going all decked out?
00:20:06I need to go take care of something.
00:20:08Like that?
00:20:09Don't worry about what I'm doing.
00:20:11You just make sure your chapters are finished.
00:20:13Your friend's out of here.
00:20:14And your brother's in bed by nine.
00:20:16Okay?
00:20:17Bye Miss Erica.
00:20:18Never mind all that.
00:20:19Just make sure you're out of my house by nine.
00:20:22Yes Miss Erica.
00:20:23Keep an eye on them too.
00:20:25I want it.
00:20:44What do you want?
00:20:47I was out at the club with a couple of my girlfriends and thought I'd stop by on my way
00:20:51home.
00:20:52Can I come in?
00:20:56I'm in no mood for this.
00:20:58What do you want?
00:20:59I mean I've been thinking.
00:21:01Maybe I was a little bit hasty.
00:21:04Maybe we are soul mates.
00:21:07You're kidding me right?
00:21:21Look.
00:21:22It's John.
00:21:25Hey John.
00:21:26Hey Tiff.
00:21:27I need to speak to Daryl.
00:21:28It's a matter of life and death.
00:21:31Sorry John.
00:21:33Daryl's kind of got his mouth full right now.
00:21:35Hey Tiff.
00:21:35Hey Tiff.
00:21:35Hello?
00:21:36Hello?
00:21:37Hello?
00:21:39Hello?
00:21:41AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
00:21:46You can talk to your little friend later.
00:21:49How about we talk?
00:22:00there's nothing for us to talk about besides my attorney does all my talking for me and he's
00:22:06doing such a fine job what are you up to listen we had two beautiful children you know mark just
00:22:15me the basketball team and he's got a new bow in our life I knew what above a man a
00:22:23goddamn boyfriend
00:22:24come on this is stupid sorry you know how the wine goes straight to my head why don't we do
00:22:33a toast
00:22:33to the kids to them having a better life than we ever did you always did like to keep the
00:22:42bar low
00:22:46what do you say how about one for old time's sake there's only one reason for this you think you
00:22:56smarter than you don't you but you're not no fool why are you so suspicious there's only one thing
00:23:11uh-huh I knew it a call from Tiffany an hour ago he was up to something I stayed one
00:23:19step ahead
00:23:20all right I was gonna try to give your ass a little quickie before it kicked in just about five
00:23:26minutes
00:23:26and you would have been a way done by then kick in kick in what bitch your mom's a bitch
00:24:10you know hey look up look up what the hell happened in here I'm not sure
00:24:24last thing I remember is having a drink with Erica little man I bet you she trying to get her
00:24:31hands
00:24:31on that lottery ticket man you think please don't tell me you had a ticket with you man two things
00:24:41I'm sure
00:24:42you don't tell her up one you can't keep your mouth shut and two there's one place she tries never
00:24:51to touch
00:24:54the stove
00:25:06hey yo man did you drive yeah why
00:25:11I need to make a stop before I catch this ticket
00:25:19look out
00:25:30how's the big winner
00:25:32I'll be doing fine if you're still gonna lay on the beach with me
00:25:38I don't think it's a good idea we don't really know each other well what's to know I come in
00:25:45here
00:25:45all the time I flirt with you you flirt with me what else you need to know how about something
00:25:51small
00:25:52like a dinner we can go to a dinner well I was gonna take you to paradise but I guess
00:25:58dinner's fine
00:25:58it's nine o'clock okay perfect all right listen just make sure you keep your dog on a leash I
00:26:05don't want to
00:26:05get all nasty Chinese butt juice on my new gators
00:26:26big winner here I'm here to collect we've been expecting you here are the forms you need to fill out
00:26:31your wife has already filled out her portion my wife
00:26:36you didn't think I was gonna let you have all the fun without me
00:26:40did you dear come here
00:26:45I don't know what you think you're pulling but the divorce has been final for a year
00:26:49first of all unhand me
00:26:51or I make a scene I'll have your ass sitting in the county for the next 30 days
00:26:55for what I didn't even touch you you think that matters
00:26:58watch this stop don't hit me I'm sorry
00:27:02is there a problem here is there
00:27:08no no problem
00:27:12thank you I think so
00:27:15I don't know what you're trying to pull here but you're not entitled to any of this money
00:27:19I don't care about that I got paperwork dissolving that union you better come better than that
00:27:23um I think we need to take a look at this
00:27:26before you just this bitch is crazy
00:27:34yo you better take a look at this ma'am
00:27:36ignore her let her run to a lawyer
00:27:39run
00:27:40why would I have to run
00:27:44good afternoon gentlemen
00:27:46lady how you doing this fine day
00:27:47right honorable reverend dr. Fred Schelling's esquire pastor and attorney at law
00:27:52as well as know the republic
00:27:53if you need anything you let me know
00:27:56uh your lovely wife is uh suing you for divorce
00:27:59and I will be representing her in the divorce proceedings
00:28:02and uh under the terms of the settlement
00:28:04she will be entitled to
00:28:05half your winnings
00:28:07alimony
00:28:09and child support
00:28:10why do you keep calling her my wife
00:28:13we're divorced
00:28:14you represent her you should know that
00:28:18not according to this
00:28:20this what
00:28:23according to that
00:28:25you got married yesterday
00:28:28married
00:28:29okay I didn't get married
00:28:35yes you'll see right there
00:28:36that uh
00:28:37those are the uh those are the papers
00:28:39and that since she is your wife
00:28:40she is therefore according to the terms of settlement
00:28:42entitled to uh child support
00:28:45and alimony
00:28:46and uh
00:28:47half of your wedding
00:28:48yeah
00:28:50this is an obvious forgery
00:28:52she ain't getting away with that
00:28:53because I didn't sign shit
00:28:56but we have video
00:28:58yes we do
00:28:59yes lord jesus
00:29:01it's a beautiful thing
00:29:02why don't you gather around
00:29:03take a look
00:29:04to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:29:06in sickness and in health
00:29:07for richer
00:29:08or for poorer
00:29:10uh
00:29:10in case either one of y'all
00:29:12both shall not
00:29:13I mean if you
00:29:14as long as you both shall live
00:29:15yeah that's a ticket
00:29:16yeah
00:29:17I'ma
00:29:18I'ma take that as a yes
00:29:19uh
00:29:20now do you
00:29:21miss Erica Hall
00:29:22uh
00:29:23take uh
00:29:24john
00:29:25uh
00:29:25is that you
00:29:26yes yes
00:29:28well
00:29:28see I'm a pastor in my part time
00:29:30you understand
00:29:30forever for always
00:29:31beloved
00:29:33I do
00:29:33you do
00:29:35excellent
00:29:35uh
00:29:37and uh
00:29:37you may have the rings
00:29:39there's no ring
00:29:40you don't need a ring
00:29:41well uh
00:29:42kiss the bride or something
00:29:44hey
00:29:44hey
00:29:45kiss the bride
00:29:46there you go
00:29:48there you go
00:29:49listen
00:29:49this will never hold up in court
00:29:51not even worried about it
00:29:52we never even consummated anything
00:29:54did somebody say consummate
00:29:55why don't you take a look
00:29:56we got that on video too
00:29:57ha ha
00:29:58yes
00:30:00woo
00:30:01hopefully this time
00:30:03we'll have a little girl
00:30:11I'm not doing this
00:30:12I'm not doing this
00:30:13I won't cash the ticket
00:30:16you cash the ticket
00:30:18everything will be in his name
00:30:19not mine
00:30:20you don't get a dime
00:30:23okay
00:30:23that's a great idea
00:30:25Daryl you cash the ticket
00:30:27we'll cut the middleman out
00:30:28but you're gonna need your wife to sign
00:30:31Tiffany
00:30:34that's right
00:30:35now his wife
00:30:37gets half your shit
00:30:42don't stand there with that stupid look on your face
00:30:45make a move
00:30:46checkmate punk
00:31:05thanks for bailing me out man
00:31:08look where's the ticket
00:31:09the lottery originally has it
00:31:12luckily you signed it
00:31:14before you went all postal
00:31:18tell you what though
00:31:20it felt good
00:31:21having my hands around her neck
00:31:24damn good
00:31:26since you signed it
00:31:27no one else can claim it but you
00:31:29oh cool
00:31:30good
00:31:32look um
00:31:34how much was my bail
00:31:38$500
00:31:44you know as soon as I get this money thing squared away
00:31:47you're gonna be the first person I take care of
00:31:49I mean
00:31:50you don't have to worry about getting any of your money back
00:31:52you know that right
00:31:54what do you want
00:31:57I still got this date with Sing Lee
00:32:00you just got out of jail
00:32:02and you still talking about that damn date
00:32:04man look
00:32:06I'm feeling her
00:32:07she's feeling me
00:32:09this is the first time somebody actually
00:32:12you know liked me for me
00:32:14all I got is about 100
00:32:16that'll do
00:32:17um
00:32:18and the car
00:32:19I'm gonna need the car
00:32:21you know
00:32:21you're stressing this friendship man
00:32:25friends
00:32:25man we ain't friends
00:32:27we are partners
00:32:28partners I'm telling you
00:32:30being associated with me
00:32:32and my friend
00:32:33is gonna pay off
00:32:34in ways you can't possibly imagine
00:32:40how the hell am I getting home
00:33:15hi
00:33:15hi how you doing
00:33:16come in
00:33:24let me grab my purse
00:33:25then we'll be on our way
00:33:27okay cool
00:33:28good evening sir
00:33:34I'm ready
00:33:35okay
00:33:37we will be late
00:33:39don't worry
00:33:43good night sir
00:33:45punk ass
00:33:46did he just
00:33:55girl when I saw you walking by
00:33:58I had to share my thoughts inside
00:34:01what you think about me and you tonight
00:34:03going out and sharing candlelight
00:34:06do you want someone who's brand new
00:34:08who can play the two things you like to do
00:34:11like going out for a dancing and some wine
00:34:14I never thought I'd find a love like yours and mine
00:34:17tonight I can make your dreams come true
00:34:21girl it's time
00:34:23if you want it
00:34:25girl if you want it
00:34:27tonight I can make your dreams come true
00:34:32girl it's time
00:34:34tell me you want it
00:34:35tell me you want it
00:34:37let's take this night
00:35:06let's take this night to do the most
00:35:07girl if you want it
00:35:09girl if you want it
00:35:09tonight I can make your dreams come true
00:35:14girl it's time
00:35:15tell me you want it
00:35:17tell me you want it
00:35:40I was married to the actual devil
00:35:44seriously not an offspring not a close relative
00:35:47the actual devil
00:35:50he couldn't be that bad
00:35:52yeah you say that because you don't know any better
00:35:55telling you the devil took human form
00:35:57came to earth and sought me out
00:36:00how long were you married?
00:36:03uh I got her pregnant in like high school
00:36:08however one good thing that came out of it was
00:36:11these little bastards
00:36:13they are so cute
00:36:15yeah you think they're cute but they're actually the devil spawn
00:36:19see this one here
00:36:20it's the oldest
00:36:21she's 16
00:36:22you know what happens to girls when they reach their teens?
00:36:26what?
00:36:27they become bitches
00:36:30I'm telling you it's unbelievable
00:36:31how about your son?
00:36:33he's all boy
00:36:34mama's boy
00:36:36kind of blames me for destroying the family
00:36:40but uh
00:36:41it'll come to him one day
00:36:43his mother is pure evil
00:36:45I can't wait
00:36:46he'll see
00:36:47he'll say it
00:36:48he'll say she is the devil
00:36:50you are too funny
00:36:53yeah well
00:36:54anyway enough about my long depressing life
00:36:57let's talk about you
00:37:00aside from having some of the kindest eyes I've ever seen
00:37:03tell me something about yourself
00:37:06well there's not much to tell
00:37:08I was born in China
00:37:10came to America when I was three
00:37:12with my parents
00:37:13okay
00:37:14where are they at now?
00:37:16they move to the west
00:37:17to take care of the family business
00:37:19we are franchising in Oregon
00:37:22franchising?
00:37:22the little corner store?
00:37:24actually we don't have a store
00:37:26we have
00:37:27a few
00:37:28huh
00:37:32this is amazing
00:37:34I know isn't it?
00:37:35so um
00:37:37those stores
00:37:38what you got?
00:37:40three?
00:37:41four?
00:37:42actually more like
00:37:4372
00:37:46we own
00:37:4823 nail salons too
00:37:50after I graduated from Cornell
00:37:52I received a master's degree
00:37:55from Wharton School of Business
00:37:57then I got into Harvard Law
00:37:58but I decided to take time off
00:38:00to help families business
00:38:02you know
00:38:04so what about you?
00:38:06any college?
00:38:07four
00:38:07John?
00:38:10between school and work
00:38:12I
00:38:13never really had time
00:38:15to be serious with anyone
00:38:17never met anyone different
00:38:20I always meet the same old type
00:38:22and
00:38:24my grandfather
00:38:25can be a bit
00:38:26overbearing at times
00:38:28that sweet old man
00:38:31I hadn't noticed
00:38:33he's a real sweetheart
00:38:35when you get to know him
00:38:38I think he hates me
00:38:39don't take it personal
00:38:41he hates all outsiders
00:38:44once you're inside
00:38:45he really warms up
00:38:47yeah well
00:38:49until then
00:38:49I hope you don't mind me
00:38:50dropping you off
00:38:51from the door tonight
00:38:54I was kind of hoping
00:38:56you're not taking me home tonight
00:38:58oh well that's no problem
00:38:59I mean I got Darryl's car
00:39:00I could drop you off
00:39:01wherever you want
00:39:02I mean we could
00:39:06you mean what I think you mean
00:39:08oh well damn it woman
00:39:10let's go
00:39:21where the hell you been
00:39:23and who is this bitch
00:39:26how did you get in here
00:39:27what do you want
00:39:29I'm protecting my investment
00:39:30and don't worry about
00:39:31how I got in here
00:39:32John who is this
00:39:36don't worry about
00:39:37who I am boo boo
00:39:38the better question is
00:39:39who the hell are you
00:39:42I don't know who you are
00:39:43but I know you need a met
00:39:45wait wait wait wait
00:39:46wait wait wait
00:39:48relax you need to calm yourself down
00:39:49calm down
00:39:50I need to calm down
00:39:51you're gonna let this bitch
00:39:52come in here
00:39:53and talk to your wife like this
00:39:54your wife
00:39:56we're not really married
00:39:59what do you call this
00:40:02where the hell did you get that from
00:40:04you want me to have the best right
00:40:06I'm not paying for that
00:40:07you're not gonna tell me
00:40:09how we're gonna spend our money
00:40:10John is this true
00:40:13it's she your wife
00:40:16it's complicated
00:40:17complicated
00:40:18let me break it down for you
00:40:19real easy
00:40:20okay
00:40:21half of that ticket belongs to me
00:40:23so you need to crawl back
00:40:25underneath whatever fortune cookie
00:40:27you done crawled out from under
00:40:28why don't you be quiet
00:40:30I think I should just go
00:40:32no no no
00:40:33you don't have to leave
00:40:34let me explain
00:40:34she's leaving
00:40:39like hell I am
00:40:50she seems nice
00:40:56you
00:40:58you
00:40:59you
00:40:59you
00:42:05Let me explain.
00:42:07We sat in a restaurant and talked for hours.
00:42:12Not one time you mentioned you have a wife.
00:42:15I thought you were different.
00:42:17But you're a typical man.
00:42:18No difference.
00:42:20Listen, I wanted to explain it to you, but I didn't think you'd understand.
00:42:25Understand what?
00:42:26Understand that you're a typical man?
00:42:28Understand that all you wanted to do is get me in the bed and fill your sick fantasy?
00:42:34Wait a minute.
00:42:35First of all, staying the night with me was your idea.
00:42:39Secondly, if we're filling my sick fantasy, we would need three more women and a midget.
00:42:45Do you have a midget, Singly?
00:42:48I didn't think so.
00:42:51Listen, I've never felt for anybody like I feel for you.
00:42:59Maybe I'm not supposed to have anybody nice to go old with.
00:43:02Maybe the sick fantasy is that I'm going to have somebody decent in my life.
00:43:09You know what?
00:43:10Just forget it.
00:43:12Never mind.
00:43:13Have a nice one.
00:43:14Don't wait!
00:43:15Tuzer!
00:43:17Is he dead?
00:43:18No, he isn't dead.
00:43:21I think.
00:43:23Tuzer's not always this big.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:31What happened?
00:43:33Mom, Dad's coming too.
00:43:36Yo, G.
00:43:37This old Chinese dude dropped you off at the, sorry, sorry.
00:43:41This old Chinese dude dropped you off at the front door.
00:43:43Said something about you being cat food.
00:43:46Cat food.
00:43:47I heard of people being dog food, but not cat food.
00:43:51Next thing you know, you'll be on next week's menu.
00:43:53They'll call it Fool Young.
00:43:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:55Do I know you?
00:43:57Oh, I'm Ebony's dude.
00:43:59Pleased to meet you.
00:44:01Now, don't go getting all put on on me.
00:44:03You know, we're not doing it nasty just yet.
00:44:06Not that I haven't tried.
00:44:08You know.
00:44:09Unless you count head.
00:44:11What the hell is wrong with you?
00:44:14I thought I was having a nightmare.
00:44:16Being robbed by a soldier boy.
00:44:19Robbed?
00:44:20What would they steal?
00:44:22Porno magazines and dirty dishes?
00:44:25Get him cleaned up, please.
00:44:30Where did she find him?
00:44:33What's happening, Erica?
00:44:34Hey.
00:44:36Find who?
00:44:38Chris.
00:44:39Who's Chris?
00:44:41Ebony's little friend.
00:44:43Ebony's got a boyfriend?
00:44:44Yep.
00:44:46And I hate him.
00:44:47You just met the boy.
00:44:50Still.
00:44:52Can't put my finger on it, but there's something about him I do not like.
00:44:57You hate everybody.
00:44:59Especially somebody that's dating your little girl.
00:45:02Uh, Daryl.
00:45:03I see you walking with a limp.
00:45:05What happened?
00:45:06You, uh, pull another muscle?
00:45:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:45:11Why are you still in bed?
00:45:13Shouldn't you be on your way downtown?
00:45:17And even more importantly, where's my car?
00:45:20Uh, yeah.
00:45:21Your friend decided to go see his little geisha girl and got beat up by an old man.
00:45:28Again?
00:45:29How many times are you going to get your ass kicked?
00:45:32So it was funny as hell when we got robbed and that punk hit me upside the head with a
00:45:35gun.
00:45:43What's wrong with you?
00:45:44Nothing.
00:45:44I got to use the bathroom.
00:45:46One or two?
00:45:47Two.
00:45:48I'm definitely in two.
00:45:49I'm just in the bathroom.
00:45:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:51Before you go, let me ask you something.
00:45:54Who's that guy out there?
00:45:56Who's out there?
00:45:57I don't know.
00:45:58Some guy.
00:45:58He's out there.
00:45:59Who's out there?
00:46:00If I knew that, I wouldn't be asking you.
00:46:03I'm just in the bathroom.
00:46:08Hi, Uncle Daryl.
00:46:15He's your uncle?
00:46:16Not really my uncle.
00:46:17He's like my godfather.
00:46:20Oh, this is not happening.
00:46:22What's wrong with you?
00:46:23You're turning all white.
00:46:26Does your uncle work for the phone company?
00:46:27Yeah, he works with my dad.
00:46:30Your dad works for the phone company?
00:46:32They're working manholes or something.
00:46:34You know, when I was younger, I used to think it sounded a little gay when I heard they worked
00:46:37the manholes, but that was before I knew what...
00:46:42I thought you had to go.
00:46:46I think I just did it.
00:46:49Ew, you nasty.
00:47:01I'm just going to wait it out until he leaves.
00:47:04That's what I'll do.
00:47:29Fuck that.
00:47:31I done did two dimes upstate, and I'm not going back.
00:47:35You either get my motherfucking money, or I'm coming over there and I'm selling shit.
00:47:40Chris punk ass just showed up.
00:47:42I got to deal with him.
00:47:44Nah, fuck that.
00:47:45I'll deal with him.
00:47:46You get that money.
00:47:49I know.
00:47:51I love you too, mama.
00:47:54How'd you get out?
00:47:55Fuck all that.
00:47:56You bounced on me.
00:47:57Nah, what had happened, right, was you went down the hole, and I ain't see you no more,
00:48:02right?
00:48:02So I was looking down the hole, and dude snuck me.
00:48:05Oh, he snuck you.
00:48:06I'm saying, though.
00:48:07I was looking down the hole, and I was calling, and dude creeped me.
00:48:13You know, we rumbled for the gun, and I got three shots off, but dude was a beast.
00:48:18He kept coming.
00:48:18You got him with all three?
00:48:20I know I got him with at least two.
00:48:24Then, he came at me with the gat, but he didn't know how to use it, so I grabbed it.
00:48:32We was, we was, we was hustling and shit.
00:48:36I punched him in the jaw, and he dropped.
00:48:38He dropped like that?
00:48:40Like a wet rag.
00:48:41So, he laid there, knocked out, and you still bounced?
00:48:49Nah, I'm saying.
00:48:52Dude went down, and I got the hammer.
00:48:54Mm-hmm.
00:48:55Somebody must have called the cops from all the bullets, because I heard sirens.
00:48:59Okay, so, just a gun you had, right?
00:49:02Yeah.
00:49:06That's funny.
00:49:06All the bullets still in here.
00:49:11You know I got something to build and over, right?
00:49:14A full scholarship, too.
00:49:17I was going to be a chemist.
00:49:19Had a full scholarship.
00:49:22All I needed was three grand for my first year.
00:49:24That's all.
00:49:25Just three stacks.
00:49:27Now, here's the ironic part.
00:49:29How a nigga like me going to come up with three stacks back then?
00:49:33Shit, I barely had enough money to keep the lights on.
00:49:37But that's when it all changed.
00:49:40Your dumbass mother brings home your dumbass father.
00:49:44Next thing I know, there's a crack lab in the basement.
00:49:49Of course, when we got busted, I did most of the time, since I manufactured the product.
00:49:54So, I never did make it to college.
00:49:58Shit, I ain't even finished high school.
00:50:00So, since I'm uneducated, a failure, a nincompoop, if you will, maybe you can explain to me how
00:50:09you got off three shots, he got off three shots, and all the bullets are still in this
00:50:14head gun that only had five bullets to begin with, because that magic bullet theory, that
00:50:19shit ain't working for me, dawg.
00:50:20It was only two.
00:50:21Two what?
00:50:21Two shots, man.
00:50:22He only got two shots off.
00:50:24Look, nephew, this ain't personal.
00:50:25I'm sorry, man.
00:50:26I'm sorry.
00:50:27What are you going to tell my mama to happen to her little boy?
00:50:29Fuck that, bitch.
00:50:30I can get you your money.
00:50:31How you going to get money?
00:50:32My girl's dad just won a million dollars, and her mom is trying to gank her for it.
00:50:35What?
00:50:36Get your ass left.
00:50:37You going to come over here and sit down and tell me everything you know about that woman
00:50:41and that million dollars?
00:50:49Can I help you with something?
00:50:51Hello, ma'am.
00:50:51I'm Chris's Uncle Wayne.
00:50:53Chris ain't here.
00:51:00I mean, what, are you stupid or something?
00:51:02I said the boy ain't here.
00:51:04I thought we could.
00:51:06Kiss my ass.
00:51:23Bitch, I know you ain't just slam that door in my face.
00:51:26Bitch!
00:51:27Oh, I got your bitch right here.
00:51:34Yeah, you're going to have to come better than that.
00:51:36That's all you got?
00:51:37I know you're going to have to come better than that.
00:52:08Hey, you sure you told her one o'clock?
00:52:12I told her.
00:52:13I told her one o'clock when I spoke to her this morning.
00:52:17In fact, now that I think about it,
00:52:20no one has seen her or heard from her since I talked to her when she left you.
00:52:30Don't humor me, okay?
00:52:32I would gladly give up all this money and rot in jail if she came up missing.
00:52:39Matter of fact, if something happened to her, I did it.
00:52:43Write that down.
00:52:47You spelled abduction wrong.
00:52:49Went to one of them discount colleges.
00:52:55Make sure you write down that my whereabouts this morning are unaccounted for and I have no alibi.
00:53:04And I cut her head off.
00:53:05Put that down.
00:53:07You're being a bit excessive, don't you think?
00:53:10Listen, you dream your way and I'll dream mine.
00:53:15Put down it was gruesome.
00:53:17Put that down.
00:53:20Do you want to be incarcerated?
00:53:22No.
00:53:23I only want her to have a terribly slow and painstaking death.
00:53:33If you hate her so much,
00:53:36why don't you just divorce her?
00:53:39I ought to slap this shit out of your mouth.
00:53:42I am divorced from her.
00:53:44The two of you got together and conjured this up and tricked me back into hell.
00:53:48That's not the way the state sees it.
00:53:50I just bet that's not the way the state sees it.
00:53:52But I'll tell you one thing.
00:53:54Wherever she is and whatever she's doing,
00:53:56she's making my life miserable.
00:54:05That was incredible.
00:54:07I think I exhausted every muscle in my body.
00:54:12I think you choked me so hard at one point.
00:54:15I blacked out.
00:54:17And I've never had that many orgasms in one night.
00:54:20Yo, this might sound a little crazy, right?
00:54:24And I don't want to freak you out.
00:54:26Wait a minute.
00:54:27You're not about to tell me you're gay, are you?
00:54:30Hell no.
00:54:31I'm a G.
00:54:34Listen.
00:54:36With everything you did to me,
00:54:37even if you were,
00:54:39I don't think it would matter.
00:54:40You did things to me I never even did with my husband.
00:54:44This might sound crazy, right?
00:54:45But I feel a real strong connection
00:54:48that I ain't never felt before.
00:54:50I think I love you.
00:54:53Love me?
00:54:55Love me?
00:54:57You've only known me for
00:55:01three hours and 43 minutes.
00:55:05Three hours and 43 minutes?
00:55:08Shit.
00:55:09You can do me like that every time.
00:55:11And I might love you too.
00:55:15Can't you feel the cosmic energy in the room?
00:55:18It's like when
00:55:20when two forces with the same energy meet,
00:55:23you can feel that.
00:55:25And I ain't never felt that before.
00:55:28Never.
00:55:30I think I feel it too.
00:55:33I mean, it's like
00:55:34you might be the one
00:55:36I've been searching for my whole life.
00:55:38My soulmate.
00:55:40I mean, forget time and
00:55:43energy and money and the future.
00:55:46It's about right here, right now
00:55:48and
00:55:49all the stars are aligned.
00:55:52And I'm at peace.
00:55:55Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:55:58Why don't you get your fine ass up
00:56:00and make a nigga some eggs?
00:56:04I ain't no kitchen bitch.
00:56:18Okay.
00:56:20Sounds good.
00:56:21So I'll see you in the morning.
00:56:23Bye.
00:56:26So I just got off the phone with Fred.
00:56:28We'll meet him at the courthouse
00:56:30first thing in the morning
00:56:31and get this all taken care of.
00:56:33So is nine o'clock okay
00:56:35or do I need to make it ten?
00:56:40Why must you always be so difficult?
00:56:43I mean, I'm trying to get this worked out
00:56:45so we can move on.
00:56:48You're not trying to work nothing out.
00:56:50You do what you always do.
00:56:52Divide and conquer.
00:56:54You come in, divide up all my cash
00:56:56and then go back to conquering
00:56:57your own little world.
00:56:58You know what?
00:56:59That is so unfair.
00:57:00I'm the one who gave up my career
00:57:02so I could be a housewife
00:57:03and raise your kids.
00:57:07You must be on crack.
00:57:09You didn't have no career.
00:57:10I knocked you up in high school.
00:57:13And you wasn't even that bright.
00:57:16You...
00:57:17Forget it.
00:57:19How did we get here?
00:57:20I mean, we started out,
00:57:22we were gonna conquer the world.
00:57:25Now we end up here.
00:57:26How did this happen?
00:57:30That's an easy one.
00:57:31I woke up one day
00:57:33and you were a bitch.
00:57:46Don't act like this is all my fault.
00:57:49You're the one who left me home alone
00:57:50to raise your two kids
00:57:51while you worked endless hours.
00:57:53Had me feeling like a single parent,
00:57:55but I had a husband.
00:57:56You have any idea how lonely I was?
00:58:01Maybe I just needed some attention, John.
00:58:06Maybe I was in love
00:58:07and I just wanted to be loved back.
00:58:11Is that too much to ask?
00:58:13Maybe my emotions clouded my thoughts.
00:58:19That's what I think of your emotional turmoil.
00:58:24You know what?
00:58:26The hell with you.
00:58:26You give me my money
00:58:27and I'll be on my way.
00:58:29You know, this would be a real good time
00:58:31for me to tell you to kiss my ass,
00:58:33but I'm too mature for that.
00:58:36On second thought,
00:58:36no I'm not.
00:58:37Kiss my ass.
00:58:39Open the door.
00:58:41Open the door, John.
00:58:43I kiss your ass.
00:58:44I'm gonna kiss it like it's never been kissed before.
00:58:46Open the damn door.
00:58:50You know what?
00:58:51You gonna treat me with some damn respect
00:58:54or I'll cut your heart out.
00:58:56Open the door.
00:59:00You know what?
00:59:02I was on your side.
00:59:04I took my bow seriously.
00:59:06I was in your corner.
00:59:07I was gonna call a truce with you
00:59:09till we got this money.
00:59:11But now it's on.
00:59:14I swear it's on.
00:59:16Erica.
00:59:18Erica.
00:59:20I love you.
01:00:04What kind of truce are you talking about?
01:00:10Erica?
01:00:16Erica!
01:00:18I love you.
01:00:21Wayne, what the hell are you doing?
01:00:24Confessing my love.
01:00:25This is not the time.
01:00:27It's never a bad time to confess your heart.
01:00:30I've had these emotions built upon my soul for eternity
01:00:33and I need to share them with the world.
01:00:36I...
01:00:36Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
01:00:38Oh no.
01:00:39Why don't you and me on second thought
01:00:41go back to my place
01:00:42and discuss things the way we discuss them.
01:00:46Okay, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
01:00:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:02Ain't this some bullshit?
01:01:24What's the matter?
01:01:25Gag on all the lies?
01:01:28Is that a bad time?
01:01:30No, no, no.
01:01:31It's not a bad time.
01:01:32Not at all.
01:01:33I, uh, I thought you were my...
01:01:36Never mind.
01:01:37Never mind.
01:01:37Come on in.
01:01:37Come on.
01:01:38Come on.
01:01:40Come on.
01:01:40Come on.
01:01:41Come on.
01:01:51Expecting somebody?
01:01:53I thought I saw Jehovah's Witness up the block
01:01:56and I don't want to be disturbed,
01:01:58you know, how they are with, uh,
01:01:59salt and bean pies and everything.
01:02:03This was all wrong.
01:02:05I shouldn't have come.
01:02:06No, wait.
01:02:06Wait a second.
01:02:09I know I wasn't totally honest initially,
01:02:12but I wasn't married to my wife until recently.
01:02:15So she is your wife?
01:02:16No, uh, yes.
01:02:21She was my wife.
01:02:22And then we got divorced.
01:02:25And then I met you.
01:02:27But then I won the money.
01:02:30Then I had unconscious sex.
01:02:32But then we went out.
01:02:34And I fell for you.
01:02:36And then, then, uh...
01:02:40Wait a minute.
01:02:42I don't know.
01:02:43Married, unmarried.
01:02:44Unconscious sex.
01:02:45Married.
01:02:46Okay, I got it.
01:02:47Let me ask you a question.
01:02:49So you were going to come back here
01:02:51and make sweet, passionate love to me all night long
01:02:55and possibly having me fall deeper in love with you
01:03:00knowing that you have a wife.
01:03:04Um, not too sure about the all night long part,
01:03:08but the rest of it is fairly accurate.
01:03:11It seems to me that the money is the major stumbling block.
01:03:18See, if the money is bringing you more grief than joy,
01:03:22then let her just have it.
01:03:24Let her have it?
01:03:26Listen, if I let her have the money,
01:03:28then that means she wins.
01:03:29She wins what?
01:03:30She wins the game.
01:03:32She wins the battle.
01:03:33She wins the war.
01:03:35You don't understand.
01:03:36I can't make you understand.
01:03:38Listen, ever since we split,
01:03:41her major conquest in life
01:03:43is making sure that she does better than me.
01:03:46So she keeps her foot in my throat
01:03:48to make sure I stay down.
01:03:50The only person keeping you down is you.
01:03:53Money doesn't make who you are.
01:03:58Is that some kind of Asian proverb or something?
01:04:00Because I don't get it.
01:04:03Goodbye, John.
01:04:06I can't let her win.
01:04:08You don't understand.
01:04:09I can't let her win.
01:04:11I don't want her to win in anything but death.
01:04:16I hope she wins that by a lot.
01:04:23Wayne.
01:04:25Wake up.
01:04:28Wayne.
01:04:30What happened?
01:04:32I don't know, baby.
01:04:33You passed out.
01:04:35From what?
01:04:36Last thing I remember is I was talking to you.
01:04:40Then all of a sudden, everything went black.
01:04:43It must have been an aneurysm or a seizure or something.
01:04:47I don't know, but you're okay now.
01:04:50So, let's move on.
01:04:53Okay?
01:04:54I mean, I sort of feel like you're my soulmate.
01:04:57And I would do anything for you.
01:05:00You kicked me out.
01:05:02Don't be ridiculous.
01:05:03That was just a little bit of foreplay.
01:05:05Okay?
01:05:06I would do anything for you.
01:05:10Anything.
01:05:12Wouldn't you do anything?
01:05:15Anything for me?
01:05:16Good, because I need you to get rid of this Chinese bitch
01:05:19who's trying to steal my husband.
01:05:28Hey, Mama.
01:05:30About time you came to see me.
01:05:32How's my grandbabies?
01:05:34Everybody's fine, Mama.
01:05:35Well, I would know that if you came to see me a bit more.
01:05:39I know, I know.
01:05:41And that wretched woman?
01:05:42Anybody cut her head off yet?
01:05:44Uh, that's what I came to talk to you about.
01:05:49Uh, we remarried.
01:05:52Get out!
01:05:53Mama, calm down!
01:05:56Jonathan Winters Hall, you get out of this house.
01:05:58You know her name isn't even allowed in this house.
01:06:01And you went and remarried that horrible woman.
01:06:04Uh, Mama, if you would let me explain.
01:06:06Explain to me how I raised a fool.
01:06:09Your daddy will be rolling around in his grave.
01:06:12First of all, daddy's not dead.
01:06:14He will be when he hears this.
01:06:16Second of all, I didn't marry her because I wanted to.
01:06:20Oh, Lord.
01:06:22You done got her pregnant.
01:06:23Now another rude, big-headed grandchild
01:06:26that won't come and see me.
01:06:28No, Mama.
01:06:29She's not pregnant.
01:06:30Listen.
01:06:32I won a million dollars.
01:06:33She found out about it, drugged me, and remarried me.
01:06:39So she's not pregnant?
01:06:42No.
01:06:46I want to share a story with you.
01:06:57Before I met your father, he messed his soul.
01:07:01Dad's not dead.
01:07:03Well, he's dead to me.
01:07:05Leaving me for that white woman.
01:07:07It's only a matter of time before she does him in.
01:07:10They've been married 20 years.
01:07:12They got two kids, Chuck and Dillian.
01:07:15Dillian.
01:07:16What kind of name is that?
01:07:18Anyway, as I was saying,
01:07:21before I met your father,
01:07:23I was seeing this guy who wanted to tell jokes for a living.
01:07:27Can you imagine that?
01:07:28A grown man who wanted to tell jokes for a living.
01:07:33We lived together in this small little apartment in North Philly.
01:07:40When I think back,
01:07:41even though we struggled,
01:07:43it was the happiest time of my life.
01:07:47Then why did you leave?
01:07:48When I found out I was pregnant,
01:07:50I had to make a tough choice for you.
01:07:53Stay with the man I love and struggle with this new baby.
01:07:56Or marry your father.
01:07:59Marry my father?
01:08:01Are you saying what I think you're saying?
01:08:03All you need to know is that I made a tough choice for you.
01:08:07Your father had a good job with benefits.
01:08:09He could take care of both of us.
01:08:12I don't believe this.
01:08:14So I married your father and I never saw the cause again.
01:08:19The cause?
01:08:21The cause.
01:08:22He was a comedian.
01:08:24You lived in North Philly.
01:08:24Are you saying Bill Cosby was my real father?
01:08:27Hell no.
01:08:29I ain't stupid.
01:08:30Bill always used a condom.
01:08:32Shit.
01:08:33I would have rode that train all the way to the promised land.
01:08:37Do you know how much Camille gets for pocket cash?
01:08:40I was with his broke-ass brother, Russell.
01:08:44I was in love with that man.
01:08:46But he was telling those corny jokes thinking he was funny every night.
01:08:49I think he became a barber or a dentist or something.
01:08:53Mm-mm.
01:08:54Too much to handle.
01:08:54I can't hear this.
01:08:55Mm-mm.
01:08:56Listen.
01:08:58I love you more than anything in this world.
01:09:01And I would not tell you anything that wasn't the truth.
01:09:05Don't let money ruin your happiness.
01:09:09Like I did.
01:09:17Now that red fox, he had my toes curling.
01:09:22Mm-mm-mm.
01:09:24I wore sandals for nearly a year until my toes straightened out.
01:09:28Mm-mm-mm.
01:09:33Look at that.
01:09:34Come on, she.
01:09:40You know she's nutting you, right?
01:09:42What are you, who, what?
01:09:43Mom, she's nutting you, making you look like a nut.
01:09:47You're letting her bed and you all out of shape.
01:09:50No, you don't understand.
01:09:52Wait, let me finish.
01:09:53You work hard, you do what you're supposed to do as a man.
01:09:56What do you have to show for it?
01:09:58A little raggedy apartment and a beer gut?
01:10:01Dad, what's that all about?
01:10:06So, what do you suggest?
01:10:09When you're asking it, you only have two choices.
01:10:12One, kill her.
01:10:14You both know how to let it turn out.
01:10:17Show her to you.
01:10:18Or two, let her have the money.
01:10:20Even if you split the cash, you know she won't wrestle if she gets every single cent out of you.
01:10:26Then she wins.
01:10:28Dad, if you get back your peace of mind, won't you really win?
01:10:35What are you, like eight?
01:10:37I'm ten.
01:10:38My birthday's next month, so prepare.
01:10:41You're a good man, but your piranhas girls need a little work.
01:10:46Take care of yourself.
01:10:47And for PT, do a couple of sit-ups.
01:10:55See?
01:10:56It's just her and the old man.
01:10:58So you go in there and grab her and put her in the trunk.
01:11:02What about that old man?
01:11:04What about him?
01:11:05It's an old man.
01:11:07I don't know about this.
01:11:09Look, the streets is talking and they're saying you're it.
01:11:13I thought you were a G.
01:11:18Get in there, get that bitch, and throw her in the trunk.
01:11:21I'm going to get the car.
01:11:22All right.
01:11:28Nobody move.
01:11:29Everybody put their hands up.
01:11:32Where's the old man?
01:11:35Two shots on me, cheers.
01:11:51One shot for love, two shots for trust, baby.
01:12:00One shot for love, two shots for trust, baby.
01:12:03The search shots for us, but she ain't coming back and she ain't coming back and she ain't coming back
01:12:09and she ain't coming back and she ain't coming back and she ain't coming back.
01:12:11Come on, let me suck it, girl.
01:12:12I'll take you back.
01:12:14See, we was at it for years.
01:12:15A couple fights, yeah, we had all affairs.
01:12:17Got through battling tears.
01:12:19Now as simple as that all it is, I had my fair share of shots.
01:12:22My job had all the biz.
01:12:24Try to drink away my sorrows.
01:12:26I ain't one to see tomorrow.
01:12:27I thought all the answers was in the bottle, the alcoholic theory, yo
01:12:31I can tell you ain't really tryna hit me though, just go ahead, drink away
01:12:38Today has been the worst day of my life
01:12:43I know I'm young, but I thought she would be my wife
01:12:48I played the games, she remained the same
01:12:54But I, yo, I just need another drink, hold on
01:12:59One shot for love, two shots for trust, baby
01:13:08Three shots for us, but she ain't coming back
01:13:15She ain't coming back, she ain't coming back
01:13:18My girl is gone
01:13:22So, uh, this says that once it's final
01:13:27You will be relinquishing your claim to your share of the winnings
01:13:30And your lovely soon-to-be ex-wife here
01:13:33Will be releasing any claims that she might have to child support or alimony
01:13:54When does this become official?
01:13:56As soon as it's notarized
01:13:58Thankfully, I am also a notary public
01:14:08Congratulations, you're officially divorced
01:14:10And you are officially a millionaire
01:14:15You wanna shake my hand?
01:14:16You wanna shake my hand?
01:14:18Alright
01:14:21Listen, I'm glad you finally came to your senses
01:14:23There's no need for us to fight
01:14:25We can be friends
01:14:27I mean, we both want the same thing for our kids, right?
01:14:30Alright, Erica, you win
01:14:32I just hope you put the money to big use
01:14:34Well, I mean, there's no winners here
01:14:36I mean, clearly I didn't lose
01:14:38But nobody really won
01:14:46Well, listen
01:14:47I got a lot to do
01:14:50Shopping sprees in Paris
01:14:52Always wanted to go to Rome
01:14:54So, I'll probably be gone for two or three weeks
01:14:58Do you think you can take care of the kids for a few weeks while I'm gone?
01:15:02Sure, Erica
01:15:03I'll watch the kids
01:15:04I really appreciate that
01:15:06Um, I guess there's nothing left to say
01:15:14Bye, John
01:15:16I don't know what it is you're looking for exactly
01:15:19But I hope you find it
01:15:20Good luck
01:15:22I will
01:15:24Um, I got a million ways to find what I'm looking for
01:15:29Mrs. Hall?
01:15:30Yes?
01:15:31Erica Hall?
01:15:32Yes?
01:15:33You're under arrested for attempting kidnapping
01:15:35There's no mistake
01:15:36There's no mistake
01:15:37Mrs. Hall
01:15:38Excuse me?
01:15:39We have Wayne Bryant down at the station
01:15:41What is going on?
01:15:43What are you talking about, Wayne Bryant?
01:15:47Excuse me, I need to know what's going on
01:15:50Come on, you gotta go with us
01:15:51I'm not going anywhere with anybody
01:15:54Apparently, Wayne wasn't the G she thought he was
01:15:57Once he got finished getting his Chinese-style ass-whooping, he gave up all the tapes and ratted Erica out
01:16:04in a heartbeat.
01:16:05Okay, let's get through.
01:16:07Y'all got to be kidding me.
01:16:08This is ridiculous.
01:16:10Please don't hesitate to contact me if you ever need to turn.
01:16:18With all that behind me, there was only one more thing left to do.
01:16:34There'll be no more of this.
01:16:37Now take your old ass and sit down somewhere.
01:16:56You know you hurt me.
01:16:59I know.
01:16:59How do I know I can't trust you?
01:17:01You don't.
01:17:02Then how about...
01:17:09You have to promise me that my family won't scare you away.
01:17:16I think you better think about my family before you make any deals.
01:17:20If I could have it all, I would take it all.
01:17:23Never give it back.
01:17:24Keep it up to me.
01:17:26You see, I just want to win.
01:17:28So, you own 26 nail salons?
01:17:32My family does, yes.
01:17:34You think I could get a discount on a pedicure?
01:17:37As long as I'm part of this family, pedicures are on the house.
01:17:43Yes.
01:17:44Now this one, I like.
01:17:47Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about.
01:17:48You know, I love some pretty looking feet.
01:17:50You know, Ebony's toes are so cute and make you just want to put your mouth on them and just...
01:17:54Boy, if you don't stop that foolishness and go in that kitchen and get them rolls out the oven.
01:17:59Yes, ma'am.
01:18:01He seems like a nice young man, but is he always that talkative?
01:18:05Oh, yeah.
01:18:06Yes, he will not shut up.
01:18:08Oh, goodness.
01:18:08He talks all the time.
01:18:10That's right.
01:18:13Hello, everybody.
01:18:14Hey, how you doing, Ms. Hall?
01:18:18Hanging in there, Daryl.
01:18:20Now that I'm here with my family, all is right in the world.
01:18:25Saw Erica on the highway on the way over here.
01:18:27Don't say her name in this house.
01:18:30With only the mention of her name brings nothing but trouble.
01:18:35Now, where is that boy with those rolls?
01:18:38Here you go, big mama.
01:18:39These bros smell.
01:18:44That's the kid.
01:19:00Listen.
01:19:02We can make it through the storm.
01:19:06Promise that I'll never leave you, girl.
01:19:08I know it's hard.
01:19:09Some times with me, you stand at war.
01:19:12Just know that I really love you.
01:19:15Right now, we have the craziest storm between us, baby.
01:19:18So let me wipe the rain off your face.
01:19:20And all this thunder and lightning, hooting and horrors killing me.
01:19:24We just got to make it through this stage.
01:19:27See where we're raised.
01:19:29But I'm sure we'll calm down.
01:19:32We'll find a way to change the weather someway, somehow.
01:19:35Ready to see a sunny day, I'm sure you are, too.
01:19:38I'm tired of the darkness, and I'm done with the gloom.
01:19:42Take my hand, girl.
01:19:44We can make it through the rain.
01:19:46We can make it through the rain, yeah.
01:19:49Just take my hand, girl.
01:19:51We can surpass the pain, the pain, yeah.
01:19:59You know this is all your damn fault.
01:20:02My fault?
01:20:03This was just stupid-ass R.D.
01:20:05Got me in this ugly-ass arms jumpsuit.
01:20:30I don't know, I'm trying to say a little bit, but I'm not trying to make it through the rain.
01:20:39I don't know.
01:20:40Must have been a brain tumor.
01:20:42It must have been a brain tumor.
01:20:46Look, I'm concentrating.
01:20:48I don't want to keep doing this slap over.
01:20:50I make sweet passion that left me all day long and having me possibly
01:20:55I'm just falling deeper, falling deeper in love with me, sorry, fuck.
01:21:02We just pick it up guys.
01:21:32We can make it through the storm.
01:21:34We can make it through the storm.
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