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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Engsub Episode
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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Wider.
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumb ass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31What?
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42You've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Allie.
00:02:51My eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Look, Allie.
00:02:55Quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't...
00:02:58I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're gonna watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I'm gonna go to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, bye, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I, uh,
00:04:15any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me?
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise for Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Bret's stupid, perfect act.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half-making.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You are.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running around so you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go around.
00:08:34I love you!
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Oh, look.
00:09:20Here's the kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:27Kill me.
00:09:28No.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my messenger.
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever.
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop.
00:10:39Dirty them.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24You feel amazing again?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30I only, I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Ah, yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:45Any a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I'm just like...
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14I'll tell you this.
00:12:15It's for garage.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against a floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:19And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ryan has already given me permission to boss you around.
00:13:41And do whatever I want you to do to make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No, Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You got problem with him?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't care.
00:14:12Tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14I don't control what I do.
00:14:17Yes, I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:21Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:39You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker.
00:16:42You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:16:44Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, all right.
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06But you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:21Lick it up.
00:17:23Brett?
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:29I'm at Club Five.
00:17:30I lost a dare.
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:41Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:45a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:47Come on, Brett.
00:17:48Please, this is serious.
00:17:49Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No, Allison.
00:17:51You know what?
00:17:52You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:59How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:01He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her.
00:18:18Hold it.
00:18:18No!
00:18:19Get off of me!
00:18:20You lost the dare.
00:18:21You paid the price.
00:18:25You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:33No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:47Oh.
00:18:48Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:55Freeze!
00:18:56Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:57A dare is a dare!
00:18:59Stop fighting it!
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:13Please!
00:19:14Please stop!
00:19:15Please!
00:19:15You're getting this?
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey asshole!
00:19:33Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:51I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:53She's practically begging for it.
00:20:05You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:07or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:10And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great.
00:20:18We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:21Yup.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:26Come on.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:35Hey.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37What do you think you're doing?
00:20:39Huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:41Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:46What did you mean back there?
00:20:51Back where?
00:20:53When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:58The literal meaning.
00:21:00I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:06And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10I know.
00:21:11Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:14Hey.
00:21:14Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please, just put this up.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:24I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:27Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:33Okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:37Obviously I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:39And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:41And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:46Fuck Rita.
00:21:47Fuck everybody.
00:21:49I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't want to be me.
00:21:53Okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you come.
00:22:01I'll always be there.
00:22:02So what does that mean?
00:22:04What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:14All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Say it!
00:22:22Just say it!
00:22:23I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Cause I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:28No.
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:35Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:37I can't.
00:22:39And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything!
00:22:48I'm done begging you.
00:22:50I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:51Allison, stop it.
00:22:54Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:10He says that you have to stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:38We're ruining everything.
00:23:39We're ruining everything.
00:23:42What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:47I'm ruining everything.
00:23:51Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:01I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:04It's time to run.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:10Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:20Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:29your ass.
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight, okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:51It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like, in urgent
00:24:59care right now or something.
00:25:01I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:04I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:14Babe, it's, uh, it's going, we should go on.
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Allie, it's late.
00:25:19Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:50Allison, you're first.
00:25:51Bye.
00:25:53Welcome out.
00:26:01Bye.
00:26:06Bye.
00:26:09Bye.
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:26You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You could wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:06I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Oh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:23That's right. She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:27:27Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:43What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:45Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:01Alright, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:09Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:11You ready, Ricky?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:20You wanna play?
00:28:22Fine. Let's play.
00:28:24We don't have all day!
00:28:30So...
00:28:40I'm gonna walk with you.
00:28:43What are you doing?
00:28:47What are you doing?
00:28:51Is it a big thing?
00:28:51I'm out of the eyes.
00:28:51It's a big thing.
00:28:53It's really...
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop, Blair.
00:29:04Switch positions!
00:29:06You're turned.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:19Whenever you're ready.
00:29:21She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50You okay, Bryce?
00:29:52And done.
00:29:54Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:00Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:07Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:08And then we'll do it.
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:33It's fucking hot, hot.
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:38Jesus.
00:30:40Um, no, no, no.
00:30:43Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:45Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:47Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:52I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:55Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:57How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:00Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:01It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:03I'm doing laundry.
00:31:04I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:06I, um, didn't...
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:10And it...
00:31:11And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:14You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:16And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:22Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:27This is my morning routine.
00:31:28I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:30Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock?
00:31:32Like a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:34What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:35Had...
00:31:37Oh my God, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:40This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's gonna...
00:31:41She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:45Well, I'll...
00:31:46It's alright.
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03Um...
00:32:04I have to go.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:20And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:22Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:24Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:26Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:37I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:40Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:42Late is late.
00:32:43You're just too lazy.
00:32:53Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:55My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05No.
00:33:06Hey, stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:15You want to fight?
00:33:17I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:25What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:29Cool, get out.
00:33:32Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here.
00:33:34Right now, did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out!
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:48or something.
00:33:49It's gonna be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:54Hi, hello?
00:33:56Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:33:58room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:06Use my jersey.
00:34:07Make it look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:33Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:46She looks...
00:34:47It's so neat.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh...
00:34:52You look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:59That's true, I am.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure?
00:35:01It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:15As...
00:35:16More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19All right.
00:35:20Time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:23Allison.
00:35:24I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:28But it works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:32Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:38Hey, uh...
00:35:45Break a leg.
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:54Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University Cheerleading Squad.
00:36:03One, two, three, go!
00:36:04Woo!
00:36:32What is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire.
00:36:35That's Allison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:42Allison is serious.
00:36:44She's so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform?
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:52You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:56I don't have to.
00:36:57See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now, you don't fuck off.
00:37:02The only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:17The 20.
00:37:18The 10.
00:37:22Hots down!
00:37:23Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:25State wins.
00:37:41Hey.
00:37:43Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:45That was really good.
00:37:47You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49Okay, shut up.
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:54Are you okay?
00:38:01Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:09In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:12Uh-huh.
00:38:20now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:24i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:29come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:32i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:38oh but i want it
00:38:54wait what
00:39:00i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:14allison don't pass out
00:39:19thanks for keeping shadow bay
00:39:21no problem
00:39:30this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:35it feels so right
00:39:38i've never wanted to end
00:39:43harrison
00:39:52what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:56ron just calm down okay you're making a scene i'm making a scene yeah i'm making a scene you two
00:40:01were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbo trot stop beating like this okay are you serious
00:40:07right now if i hadn't stepped in you two would have needed to get a row
00:40:12you're unbelievable i hate you
00:40:18dude i'm
00:40:19no no no no you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you two i promise
00:40:23i promise do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:29fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her okay she is not another one of your conquests i know
00:40:34that
00:40:34so you stay in your lane because she is my sister and i'm warning you you do not cross me
00:40:40you do not
00:40:41i promise dude fuck
00:40:47okay hey we need to talk no i sound like a mom this is ridiculous why am i texting him
00:40:55he's literally
00:40:56in the next room you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was
00:41:03that kiss
00:41:04he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live streamed
00:41:11okay do or die
00:41:19what are you doing getting groceries what do you think i'm doing i'm taking a hot bath well i think
00:41:24you should do something else i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us she has no
00:41:30idea what
00:41:30she's doing to me brett what happened at the kiss camp today i know you didn't hate it i can't
00:41:39talk about the kiss cam hi you can't talk about the kiss cam like are you that much of a
00:41:45coward oh
00:41:46you know what i'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:51it was a kiss cam at a game and we did it do you want to get real ellie the
00:41:55fun's over it's finished
00:41:57do you understand
00:42:01don't you dare no don't you dare look like that i'm not doing no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:05do you think
00:42:06i'm trying to be a jerk you think i'm trying to be an asshole don't you understand how hard you're
00:42:11making this for me you're coming in here in your bikini huh yeah i know what you're doing i'm not
00:42:15doing
00:42:15anything yes you are you know what even if i was i guess i'm just playing into the game because
00:42:21that's
00:42:22all this is yeah okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad i had two options you and him
00:42:28and i
00:42:28picked wrong don't say stupid like that ellie jack's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody
00:42:39a lot better than that okay i can't oh is he hard
00:42:56but at least chad is honest about what he wants you don't think i'll be honest
00:43:06oh it's getting hot now you know biology whether it's biology or not i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:20ellie right you guys out here what is he doing here you have to get out i can't get out
00:43:26if i get
00:43:27out he's gonna see you with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me okay well yeah he definitely can't
00:43:30see us like this so i i'm gonna get out okay cool allie hey oh my god he's telling you
00:43:36allie hey
00:43:37just get under get out of what right
00:43:45allie hi shown alone yeah but i'm naked
00:43:50okay okay you're you're not though okay well i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so i'm sorry
00:44:01i just i wanted to get my charger i left it on here yesterday you got it so i also
00:44:05wanted to say that
00:44:09i think you did a great job today i mean it you kicked ass and i'm sorry that i was
00:44:14a
00:44:15an asshole about it thanks
00:44:24okay but but what was the kiss cam thing seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off
00:44:30traumatized me so i'm just wondering why you did that wrong i mean it's a kiss cam it's a game
00:44:38everyone
00:44:38does it a game i just feel like it's kind of i don't know a dream this is a guy
00:44:44that you've had
00:44:44a crush on your whole life well it was him or it was chad so who did you want me
00:44:49to pick that's fair
00:44:51chad sucks yeah tone it down a little bit okay he's my best friend and i don't want things to
00:44:56be weird
00:44:59they won't be okay thanks
00:45:06what was that what was that
00:45:12sorry i got water in my nose okay i'm okay don't drown okay okay have a good soak i guess
00:45:18okay bye
00:45:35i'm going to ask him out on a date don't be the little sister allison be the girl he kissed
00:45:42there's
00:45:43this like stupid event thing tomorrow i just was wondering if you would want to go with me
00:45:57you got plans ally okay yeah whatever i just
00:46:16rat
00:46:20i guess we have the same plans
00:46:27except his or with rita not me
00:46:39look charity case is running a charity sale she's finally giving back did you know allison
00:46:44hand makes these little trinkets it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts i didn't know you
00:46:49two were coming together i came by myself brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation
00:46:56daddy donated a little of his collection nothing major just some birken bags some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:03let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:08huh how much are you asking for this
00:47:10fifteen dollars i made it myself
00:47:13fifteen dollars for some plastic and twine you don't have to buy it
00:47:18it's ambitious
00:47:20you know i don't think it's ambitious enough i'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:29you want to say five hundred dollars a piece
00:47:33are you insane you actually want this garbage you know i value the artist that's just how expensive
00:47:38something looks so five hundred dollars what's that supposed to mean she's nothing
00:47:43no you're nothing especially compared to her how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:50why don't you get out of here no i'm serious don't come back to this table again
00:47:57you know i do think this stuff is pretty what are you doing what do you mean
00:48:01you can't keep doing this to me you blew me off yesterday and then today you come and you buy
00:48:06all of my jewelry you're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next what do you
00:48:10want
00:48:11i'm i'm just trying to no allison party in my place celebrating the big win you coming
00:48:20i don't know you're not interested she's a grown woman she can speak for herself so what do you say
00:48:31you're not going anywhere and there goes the big brother act again who does he think he is toying
00:48:38with my feelings like this you hate chad brett fine chad's my new best friend then no yeah sounds fun
00:48:48i'll be there
00:48:57there she is my guest of honor damn allison you look sexy oh thanks
00:49:09it's a cool party yeah you know i threw this whole thing just for you really for me
00:49:16why did you do that you're single i'm single you need another reason
00:49:22so what's to do with you and brett huh no deal there's nothing happening between us he's just a
00:49:29friend of a friend of a friend of my brother so it's his loss my gain
00:49:38hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam allison let's fix that
00:49:47yeah no why not there's nothing between me and brett obviously maybe i should just move on you ever
00:49:53play the pocket challenge no what's that we each bite from one end until one of us chickens out
00:50:15damn it why am i thinking about him at a time like this come on allison you're already here
00:50:23i don't know
00:50:31fine fine but i play to win
00:50:34i could check it out ten bucks say they kiss
00:50:56okay
00:50:57dude what the
00:50:58game's over let's go
00:51:00excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do you think you're doing you're ruining my night
00:51:04you just think i care that i'm ruining your night what do you think rob would think if you knew
00:51:07you
00:51:07don't care how about you elect you're someone who gives a
00:51:10fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit let's go let's
00:51:13go
00:51:14i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:19get the fuck away from you get the fuck away from me
00:51:30oh my god oh
00:51:46oh my god is she okay
00:51:58look at me
00:51:59look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:24just put me down
00:52:27all right here you go put you down you know you could have died apples and chad i mean my
00:52:33god you
00:52:34have no business being around that guy let alone being this close to kissing him huh anybody who's
00:52:38have a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebagger right that's not fair
00:52:42what's not fair what what's not fair what am i not understanding huh what what don't i understand
00:52:47that i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i don't know how guys work
00:52:54all
00:52:54the time you know that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay you're not any
00:52:58better than me i'm not any better what did i do how am i not any better what are you
00:53:03talking about
00:53:04you're worse i jumped in the pool i saved your life and now what i'm an asshole how am i
00:53:08worse
00:53:08you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning yeah because you gave me your uniform when mine
00:53:15was ruined because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone because you drove me to school
00:53:20when i was late yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:25you know i don't understand you made me fall in love with you
00:53:34that's the worst thing i did i fell in love with you i'm in love with you stop and you're
00:53:40my
00:53:40brother's best friend i know that i know so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like
00:53:46a
00:53:46hero and then pushing me away am i crazy do you not feel anything because you're playing with my
00:53:54feelings and you can't keep doing that okay i want you to tell me to stop tell me that you
00:54:03don't want
00:54:03this tell me you want me to get away from you right now i'm gonna tell you stop i'm never
00:54:07gonna tell you
00:54:08stop
00:54:30i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:40listen you had no idea every single time i saw you with him i always just wanted to tell you
00:54:46that
00:54:46you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister why didn't you say anything i made a
00:54:54promise to run but you know what
00:55:15i think about you every day every morning and every night
00:55:23every single time i close my eyes it's you that i see
00:55:29every time
00:55:41i want you to take me right here right now
00:56:01so what are we now
00:56:07what do you want us to be
00:56:11what do you want me to be
00:56:14i want you to be mine
00:56:18i think i already am
00:56:23but what about ron he's gonna kill you
00:56:27i know ron loves you very much he's very protective older brother but i think he'll come around when he
00:56:33sees
00:56:35how much i love you
00:56:42i don't know i think
00:56:45i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:49just for now
00:56:51i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:53i know
00:56:56but it's just for a little
00:56:59until we find the right moment
00:57:01yeah
00:57:03yeah
00:57:03i don't know what to hear when
00:57:06it'll be secret lovers
00:57:23thinking about you
00:57:33hi captain
00:57:34when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:36i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:41and just
00:57:41sprinting to you
00:57:43oh
00:57:44well as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:48don't
00:57:49my legs are killing me and
00:57:51i really like your car
00:57:53oh i know you love my car
00:57:55he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the hood of his car
00:57:58brett stop
00:58:00don't read my smut
00:58:02i'm telling you every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart into my soul
00:58:08betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting
00:58:13holy
00:58:14shit
00:58:15that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it
00:58:20i feel so hot right now
00:58:25palms my center slowly massaging my folds
00:58:28are you away ali
00:58:34oh my god someone's coming um i have to go take my own death
00:58:42bye
00:58:42i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:02hey
00:59:04are you okay you sounded sick do you need help
00:59:06mind your own business virgin mary
00:59:08you think just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now
00:59:13i was just trying to help
00:59:15save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:22i would eat
00:59:38i'm not going to be on my level now
00:59:40you're all right
00:59:46i'm not going to be able to get it
00:59:46i'm not going to be able to get it
00:59:47little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:06See what you're up to.
01:00:09Hey. Hey. You found my bag.
01:00:11I was looking for that. Thank you.
01:00:13No problem.
01:00:17Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:25I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now,
01:00:30otherwise, will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:35Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:41I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:44Excuse me. I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:47And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:49Look at this.
01:00:49This is perfection.
01:00:51It's every girl's dream.
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:55I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:00Search me.
01:01:01I have nothing to hide.
01:01:07Your turn, Scott.
01:01:09Sure, but I...
01:01:10Rita!
01:01:13Jackpot.
01:01:14Well, well, well.
01:01:16Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:19I knew it.
01:01:20No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:24Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:29Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:31Those aren't mine.
01:01:33Right.
01:01:34A cheater and a liar.
01:01:36Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:38I've never seen those.
01:01:39I don't know what they are.
01:01:41I...
01:01:41Lying.
01:01:42It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:45They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:49Did you forget?
01:01:50I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning.
01:01:52Yeah, sorry.
01:01:53I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:55He's right.
01:01:55They're just vitamins.
01:01:57No, they aren't.
01:01:58Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:04I just...
01:02:06They look suspicious.
01:02:08Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:15All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:19Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:22What?
01:02:23You can't do that.
01:02:25Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:26Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:28I mean, I know it.
01:02:29Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:34You little bitch.
01:02:35You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:37That's enough, Rita.
01:02:38My decision is final.
01:02:44Listen up.
01:02:45When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:49You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:52That's the point.
01:02:54Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:02:56So tragic.
01:02:57I can't do that.
01:02:58Coach will kill me.
01:02:59Fine.
01:03:00And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:03I know everything, girls.
01:03:06Every dirty little secret.
01:03:07Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:10Your call.
01:03:11And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:20Very sweet.
01:03:23What happened back there?
01:03:25How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:27I, uh, saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:30So I swapped it out.
01:03:33I knew it.
01:03:34I knew she was up to something.
01:03:35You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:39Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:41It was when we were, when we were having, bone sex.
01:03:51So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:54Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:58Hey, do you, do you think I'm fat?
01:04:02Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:04I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:06I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:07I'm being serious too.
01:04:09Allison.
01:04:10Perfect.
01:04:11Just who you are.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:13I'll always be there.
01:04:16To catch you on your phone.
01:04:18Always.
01:04:21All right.
01:04:23On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:26Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:40Great, Allison.
01:04:42Hey, great job you guys, you killed her.
01:04:47Awesome.
01:05:01Happy New Year!
01:05:05All right.
01:05:08hey i told you to catch her right you just saved my life
01:05:17i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:20are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:25are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died
01:05:30that would have been the best news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:34leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:41oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack
01:05:47all right everyone in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce
01:05:54allison scott as the new captain thank you
01:06:01congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:09that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:15allie look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:20thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back
01:06:22ew don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:25yo how's it
01:06:27she is
01:06:28good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:34you're so gross
01:06:37yo what the hell are you serious
01:06:39what what's going on i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:42yo don't play with me bitch you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:45in your dreams how about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today
01:06:50never happens again
01:06:52you think you're so fucking special
01:06:54why you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position
01:06:58how
01:06:59by sucking your way to the top
01:07:01i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:03considering how much you suck while you play
01:07:06you shameless whore
01:07:08hey
01:07:09what more money
01:07:11i do
01:07:12you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:13she's a public bus
01:07:15everybody gets a ride
01:07:18hey
01:07:19hey fuck this
01:07:22you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:29that's enough
01:07:30what's going on here
01:07:31i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:33chad was gonna hit her
01:07:34you're gonna hit her
01:07:36get my office now
01:07:37you
01:07:38with me
01:07:39this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:42we should take you to the er okay
01:07:44all right
01:07:46you sure you are
01:07:51it's a really nasty cut brad
01:07:53you could have broken your hand
01:07:55yeah well it was totally worth it
01:07:57never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:00set up
01:08:01you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around
01:08:11take care of me
01:08:12help me out
01:08:14let's go guys 304
01:08:15i think it's this one
01:08:16let's go see the hero
01:08:18oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:20they can't see us like this
01:08:23i won't let him
01:08:24let's tell him
01:08:25let's tell him the truth
01:08:26in front of the entirety
01:08:30ron's gonna kill you
01:08:32what do you want to do
01:08:33let's hide
01:08:34yeah
01:08:40brad
01:08:41brad you in there
01:08:42yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:45dad you have no idea
01:08:47how crazy you drive me
01:08:50you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:08:56doing this
01:08:58you need a hand man
01:08:59no i got everything i need uh
01:09:02right here
01:09:08you gotta be quiet
01:09:12unless you want to have this
01:09:15brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:17hey you know what it uh
01:09:19takes me a very long time
01:09:21assholes
01:09:31i feel what you did
01:09:32i feel what you did
01:09:35it's kind of hard to mess
01:09:37yeah
01:09:41brad you gotta speed this up man
01:09:43we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:44you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:46i can help you
01:09:46hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:48i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:50all right let's just give him some space
01:09:52enjoy your blue balls
01:09:53yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:54you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:09:57i think i've earned some uh
01:10:00health and physical therapy time
01:10:02you know what i mean
01:10:03you know you could have just asked
01:10:06you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:25aren't you gonna help me
01:10:27no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:47brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:49i've heard the hot time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:52captain scott's changed the whole game
01:10:53sick
01:10:54ladies and gentlemen
01:10:56let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:59led by captain alison scott
01:11:03i will end you
01:11:05leave it
01:11:08save your applause everyone
01:11:09you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:11your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:14she bought it
01:11:15with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:17and her dealer
01:11:18look no further than your mvvp
01:11:21brett harrison
01:11:26that's that's not true
01:11:28you know what i don't care
01:11:30rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:32okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:35just ask them yourself
01:11:36oh really
01:11:38let's ask the squad then
01:11:42brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:45he said he had good stuff
01:11:47but only if we helped alison become captain
01:11:51you know that's bullshit
01:11:52i have proof
01:11:56i know real doctors
01:11:58i've got pills
01:11:59ally
01:12:00no more being blackmailed
01:12:03let alison take the captain position
01:12:06this is insane okay
01:12:08i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:11oh sweetie
01:12:12it's all coming out now
01:12:13i saw her taking pills
01:12:14for practice
01:12:15we trusted you
01:12:17cheater
01:12:20hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:22messes with me
01:12:23open your eyes brett
01:12:25she's using you
01:12:26for the clout
01:12:27for the status
01:12:28who was she before you slept with her
01:12:31nobody
01:12:31a total bottom feeder
01:12:33you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:34it's unbelievable
01:12:35how'd you get that video huh
01:12:37and what'd you do to it
01:12:37you have nothing to fear
01:12:38if you have nothing to hide
01:12:41listen
01:12:42listen just please listen to me
01:12:44everybody just shut up
01:12:45this is my sister okay
01:12:46she would never do something like this
01:12:49and here come the pretzels
01:12:51all right that's enough
01:12:53that's enough
01:12:54now in light of these
01:12:56significant allegations
01:12:57as well as the evidence
01:12:59that has been presented
01:13:00i have no choice
01:13:02alison scott
01:13:03you are hereby removed
01:13:04from your position as captain
01:13:06of the cheerleader
01:13:06furthermore
01:13:07you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:09pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:11justice for the real athletes
01:13:14hold on
01:13:15hold it
01:13:15if you would please
01:13:17look to the jumbotron
01:13:19i know some real doctors
01:13:20that can help you guys
01:13:21get healthy
01:13:22with the right body
01:13:22no more pills
01:13:24no more prudging
01:13:24no more black
01:13:25you'd really help us
01:13:27absolutely
01:13:27listen you guys
01:13:28are never gonna have to take
01:13:29any of Rita's
01:13:30take your spills ever again
01:13:31so
01:13:31what's the catch
01:13:32we're gonna make Rita
01:13:33take some of her own medicine
01:13:35this video
01:13:36this is the real conversation
01:13:38not the edited one
01:13:40that Rita just played
01:13:42now for the drugs
01:13:44these are the drugs
01:13:45that i gave the girls
01:13:45they're vitamins
01:13:46you can get these
01:13:47at any pharmacy
01:13:48in the world
01:13:49you wanna check these out
01:13:50principal
01:13:54he's right
01:13:55these are common supplements
01:13:56everybody
01:13:57Rita is the one
01:13:59who has been forcing
01:13:59her teammates
01:14:00to take dangerous
01:14:01weight loss supplements
01:14:03she's been threatening them
01:14:04if they wouldn't comply
01:14:05and she's been shaming them
01:14:06degrading them
01:14:07for the bodies
01:14:07that they have
01:14:08now every body
01:14:09is different
01:14:09but all bodies
01:14:10are beautiful
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:13for one reason
01:14:13one reason only
01:14:14because she was a threat
01:14:15she threatened
01:14:16the total control
01:14:17that Rita had
01:14:18over the entire squad
01:14:19and it's horrible
01:14:20because Allison
01:14:21she's a beautiful person
01:14:22and she would never
01:14:23do anything like this
01:14:25and she deserves
01:14:25to be the cheer captain
01:14:29that's not true
01:14:29he's lying
01:14:31she's the one
01:14:32who's drugging the team
01:14:33lock her up
01:14:35lock her up
01:14:36lock her up
01:14:37lock her up
01:14:38you fucking bitch
01:14:39you ruined my life
01:14:41you ruined it yourself
01:14:53look at you
01:14:55playing the victim
01:14:56you've been throwing yourself
01:14:58at me for weeks
01:14:59just when I give you a chance
01:15:01you run crying to Harrison
01:15:03nothing but a little
01:15:05shut up dude
01:15:06shut up
01:15:07what are you gonna do
01:15:07about it Harrison
01:15:08I don't have to do anything
01:15:09you're gonna get exactly
01:15:10what you deserve
01:15:11right now
01:15:12Mr. Williams
01:15:16apparently we've had a number
01:15:18of allegations
01:15:19of sexual harassment
01:15:20against you
01:15:21from various female students
01:15:22as of now
01:15:23you are officially suspended
01:15:25from all school activities
01:15:26what?
01:15:27no
01:15:27my father
01:15:28your father
01:15:29may have his name
01:15:30on the library
01:15:31but I assure you
01:15:32his money will not
01:15:33buy you immunity
01:15:34you can take him away
01:15:35already's over
01:15:36let go
01:15:37no
01:15:37I'll throw you off
01:15:38this isn't over
01:15:42and as for you
01:15:43Mrs. Scott
01:15:44on behalf
01:15:45of the entire administration
01:15:47I would like to apologize
01:15:49to you
01:15:50for everything
01:15:51that you've had to endure
01:15:52and as of now
01:15:53you can consider yourself
01:15:55officially reinstated
01:15:56as captain
01:15:58you can consider yourself
01:15:59officially reinstated
01:16:00as captain
01:16:02thank you principal
01:16:04alright everyone
01:16:05sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:09but
01:16:09we have a game to get back to
01:16:11so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:13woo
01:16:13woo
01:16:14woo
01:16:15let's win
01:16:17woo
01:16:29woo
01:16:29woo
01:16:30woo
01:16:30woo
01:16:30woo
01:16:31woo
01:16:34woo
01:16:51woo
01:16:55woo
01:16:58hey
01:16:59Allison
01:17:03the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:08hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:14i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
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