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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Engsub Episode🔥
Love Request From My Enemy Engsub Episode🔥
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00:00:01New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:08New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:29When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:34Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:42You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:49Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:56Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:13But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:22Forget your training wheels.
00:01:25At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:39Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48It's ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot!
00:01:56Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I break a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:56Idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Cole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21Cole.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:13You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey.
00:05:33If you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:43So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:46I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:58Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:15You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me!
00:06:30Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:33Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:37There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:47Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:49And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:52No chance it's Jen.
00:06:54So is it...
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:04Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking Haley.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:26Haley.
00:07:26I think you...
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:34So did you!
00:07:35Oh no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:48Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:03I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:05Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And...
00:08:14What is this?
00:08:14What I think it is...
00:08:16Is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you...
00:08:18And you wanna be with me.
00:08:21As...
00:08:22More than just...
00:08:23Friends.
00:08:23Oh thank god.
00:08:25I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're...
00:08:27My soulmate.
00:08:28Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well...
00:08:30Since...
00:08:31We're dating now...
00:08:32Um...
00:08:33I'm ready...
00:08:34To send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:47Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:56He'll love it.
00:09:01Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:14That's actually kind of...
00:09:19Oh my god.
00:09:21Seriously?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44We're single!
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:33Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:37Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:43Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:53I have a purple bra, by the way.
00:10:55I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I'm not in my type, but, you know, power theory or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:14Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Yeah.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:58Delete it, please.
00:12:59Delete it.
00:13:11Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:21Oh, cool.
00:13:22Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:27why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:33Oh, my God.
00:13:36Oh, my God.
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally and girlfriend?
00:13:58Stop it!
00:14:09Hey, you okay?
00:14:13Give that to me!
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:24What the hell, Cole?
00:14:25I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:31How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:38And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:41Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:49And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:51You hear me?
00:14:56Hey, where are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now?
00:14:59Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Here.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:10And he said we were enemies.
00:15:13But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:18Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:23Wait, Mom.
00:15:28Do people change?
00:15:31Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:57It's up there, huh?
00:15:59There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:02They're my favorite.
00:16:03Noted.
00:16:04Is that all?
00:16:05The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:08I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:12Oh.
00:16:13I'm really proud of you.
00:16:15And then there's this guy.
00:16:16He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:21It's so confusing.
00:16:22Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:27No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:28I like you.
00:16:29Only you.
00:16:36I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:38You did?
00:16:39Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:40I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:43That sounds amazing.
00:16:44When?
00:16:45With?
00:16:46Well, after school.
00:16:47At the balcony.
00:16:48I'll bring flowers.
00:16:49Deal?
00:16:58I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:10Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:20Army father.
00:17:21I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:24Defending that nobody.
00:17:25Haley girl.
00:17:26He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:28Are those for her?
00:17:34What the fuck?
00:17:38What the fuck?
00:17:39I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:41Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:44That whole family is trash.
00:17:46Stay away from her.
00:17:47And what if I say no?
00:17:49Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:51Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:53What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:56I'm almost 18.
00:17:58Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:59I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:05safe.
00:18:06You're sick.
00:18:09It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:16Oh, hi.
00:18:18I'm Haley.
00:18:19Yes.
00:18:20Mm-hmm.
00:18:21So nice to meet you.
00:18:23God.
00:18:24I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:26But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:31Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:33You're so nice.
00:18:38Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Fail.
00:18:44Guacamole wizard.
00:18:46Ew.
00:18:48You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:50Pathetic.
00:18:51Look.
00:18:51Maybe he's married.
00:18:53Or maybe he's not.
00:18:54And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:58I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:01Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:04Oh, no.
00:19:04We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:06We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:08And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:11Eat it.
00:19:25Help me.
00:19:26So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:31You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:35Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:37No.
00:19:37Oh, and by the way, Guacamole is not going to come save you.
00:19:41Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:42Like me.
00:19:47I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Cole again?
00:19:57Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:00Pick it up.
00:20:01Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:03It's ketchup.
00:20:04Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:09Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:19Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:21Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:23So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:25You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:31I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:42Let's go.
00:20:44What are you looking at?
00:20:49Got it?
00:20:50Let's go.
00:20:58Uh, thank you.
00:21:01Wow.
00:21:02Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:06Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:08I just...
00:21:10I happened to see you.
00:21:12Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:19Well, he...
00:21:20He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:22Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:26Maybe you're going to do it nice today.
00:21:28Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:32You thought we were enemies.
00:21:34I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:37Am I that annoying?
00:21:39Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:41Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:43Because it's not going to work.
00:21:44I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:52How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:59He...
00:21:59He makes me feel safe.
00:22:02You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:08I don't understand better than you think.
00:22:11Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:17I see...
00:22:18How you touch him like this.
00:22:29If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:33No, my...
00:22:34My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:39In the game.
00:22:42Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:50Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:56Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:59I can see why he likes you.
00:23:11I can't do this.
00:23:13I love my boyfriend.
00:23:15And you will never understand that.
00:23:17He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:20He loves me for who I am.
00:23:22That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:27I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:37Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:40Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:45There's nothing.
00:23:47Cole, who are you?
00:23:51What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:53It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:57Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:01You live such a tough life.
00:24:07What was I thinking?
00:24:08We are from two different worlds.
00:24:10He just wants to play with me.
00:24:12But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:19Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:21I... got into a car accident.
00:24:23Really? Are you okay?
00:24:25You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:27He was right.
00:24:28Who?
00:24:29Nobody.
00:24:30Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:31I want to come visit you.
00:24:33No, no, you can't.
00:24:34I look miserable now.
00:24:35You need to see me in style.
00:24:37Fine, if you say so.
00:24:40So...
00:24:40Are we going to prom together?
00:24:42Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:49Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:51Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:08Oh, you.
00:25:10Oh, me.
00:25:12Why is she so lucky?
00:25:13Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:17People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:19I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:22Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:28You finished it?
00:25:30It's okay.
00:25:31But we didn't know each other more.
00:25:33I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:35I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:37Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:40What is he trying to do?
00:25:42It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:45I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:50Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:01So.
00:26:02Are you going to prom?
00:26:04I don't know.
00:26:06So you have a date?
00:26:08Or shall I say victim?
00:26:10Are you jealous of me, Alex?
00:26:12Me? Jealous?
00:26:14No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:15Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:17You are so full of yourself.
00:26:20You can do this on your own.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24No way.
00:26:25It's a self-locking door.
00:26:27Really?
00:26:28This corner's gonna be back in an hour.
00:26:30I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:31I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:34Am I that bad?
00:26:36I think maybe we can pick up where we left the hall.
00:26:39Or maybe trust me and do.
00:26:41We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:43Yeah.
00:26:54That was my first kiss.
00:26:58My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:01It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:15You're really good at this.
00:27:17My day I want you to regret it.
00:27:19You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:37I'm within one bag alone one of your deck.
00:27:41I want you.
00:27:45I think I know which I want you.
00:27:51Do you want me?
00:27:53I want you.
00:27:58Oh shit.
00:28:03Anyone in here?
00:28:06Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:09I really need to change this lock. Are you two okay?
00:28:13Yeah, we're good.
00:28:15We're okay.
00:28:16Okay, nice.
00:28:23Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:25What didn't happen?
00:28:27Hey, wait.
00:28:28It's just hormones.
00:28:31Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:33Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:35Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:43I gotta go.
00:28:52Guacamole wizard?
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:56Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:58Do I know you?
00:29:00Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:02Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:04Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:07You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:10She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:13She was in a real car accident.
00:29:14According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:17I'm not gonna make this anymore.
00:29:18Cole, wait.
00:29:21Oh, shit.
00:29:26What's up, guys?
00:29:27Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:30Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:33Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:37Hey!
00:29:38I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:41They're your favorite, right?
00:29:44How did you know that?
00:29:46Tough day, huh?
00:29:47There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:49They're my favorite.
00:29:51He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:53Could he?
00:29:59The truth is, um...
00:30:00A dickhead?
00:30:03What'd you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:05You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:14There it goes again.
00:30:16Cole is jealous.
00:30:17We got a problem here, Cole.
00:30:19We don't have a problem.
00:30:21We don't have a problem.
00:30:23Right?
00:30:23Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:27Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:31I have the ball now.
00:30:32Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:36Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:39Maybe I can use that.
00:30:43Jake!
00:30:44Hey!
00:30:45What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:49Wait, seriously?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Just one little catch.
00:30:52You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:57All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:00If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:04I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:08But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:12You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:13I'm thinking.
00:31:14About the report, or about him?
00:31:16Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:18We literally made out of a sojourn.
00:31:21Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:23No, you don't.
00:31:24How do you know that?
00:31:25You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:26Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:29You have no idea.
00:31:35Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:51Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:32:05Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:07Too cheesy?
00:32:09No, it's cute.
00:32:11The accident?
00:32:12The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:14He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:15So, um...
00:32:17What do you think?
00:32:18You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:21I...
00:32:21I should feel happy.
00:32:23But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:27Hey, can we not?
00:32:31Hey, can we not?
00:32:33Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:35My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:39And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:41Wow.
00:32:42That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:45Oh.
00:32:45That's weak shit?
00:32:46Is this weak shit?
00:32:50Oh my god!
00:32:58Wow.
00:32:59He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:06Wait.
00:33:07I can't.
00:33:08Colt, put me down.
00:33:09Put me down.
00:33:10Put me down.
00:33:12Don't do that again.
00:33:26New couple alert.
00:33:28Fuck off, Janet.
00:33:30Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:31You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:33And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:35I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:37Like, say if you asked me to prom.
00:33:41I might say yes.
00:33:44Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:48Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:51We're both hot.
00:33:52And we're both rich.
00:33:54And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:58How romantic.
00:33:59I think I'll pass.
00:34:01You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:06Oh, here they come.
00:34:07Oh, here they come.
00:34:09If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:34:11I wonder if Jake's filming.
00:34:14What should we wear to prom?
00:34:17And the Dean's List.
00:34:20Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:28I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:29Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:30Bye.
00:34:30Stay with me.
00:34:31Stay with me.
00:34:32He's so different.
00:34:33Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:36Stay with me.
00:34:38Hayley?
00:34:45Geez.
00:34:49God.
00:34:54Here, I'll get it.
00:34:55There we go.
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:01You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:35:04I don't care.
00:35:05I do care.
00:35:08Here we are.
00:35:25I don't care.
00:35:25I'll put a promo check.
00:35:26I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:29He doesn't even know you.
00:35:30And you do?
00:35:31How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:34That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:35Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:39I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:42The first day.
00:35:43You were watching me?
00:35:46Just don't go to college.
00:36:02Melv!
00:36:04Colt is talking to Hayley again.
00:36:06Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:09Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:12Obviously I do.
00:36:13Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:16Uh, what do I do?
00:36:19I've got a few ideas.
00:36:25Hey, look.
00:36:28Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:29Alright, I promise.
00:36:30Yeah? Really, like who?
00:36:32I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:36And you.
00:36:37But you're not asking me.
00:36:40Hey.
00:36:41Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:43Hey, Hal.
00:36:44Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:49The other night.
00:36:50Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:55You're so sexy.
00:36:57Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:59I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:09She's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:12Oh, shit.
00:37:30Oh, shit.
00:37:31Stop!
00:37:32Stop!
00:37:33Guys, stop it!
00:37:34Stop!
00:37:34Stop!
00:37:36What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:40Shit.
00:37:41It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:42I've got to save Cole.
00:37:43I mean, Jake.
00:37:44I've got to save Jake.
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:51Oh my god!
00:37:52Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:55Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:58After school, don't be late.
00:38:01Hold on.
00:38:02Hold on.
00:38:03Hold on.
00:38:04Hold on.
00:38:05Hold on.
00:38:05Hold on.
00:38:15Hold on.
00:38:15Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:18Can we keep your company?
00:38:20It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:24The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:27Oh, sure.
00:38:30So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:34No.
00:38:36He lied about that.
00:38:37I don't know why, though.
00:38:38Good.
00:38:40You know, father of the asshole,
00:38:43every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:46Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:49I could kill him.
00:38:53Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:58Okay, fine. I won't.
00:39:02Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:06Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:17Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:37Oh, my God.
00:39:38Oh, sorry.
00:39:39Hey, Trips.
00:39:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:42What?
00:39:43It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:49They're dead.
00:39:50They're both dead.
00:39:52Oh.
00:39:53How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:59Oh, what are you...
00:40:00Are you almost crying?
00:40:02It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:06Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:17Wait.
00:40:19What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:22Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:23Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:24Oh, please, it's baking soda and water.
00:40:26You're fine.
00:40:27Detention.
00:40:28Today, after school.
00:40:30Shit.
00:40:42Jake, hey.
00:40:44Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:46Got to get to student council.
00:40:49Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:51The rice trick?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57You don't know about the...
00:40:59Come on.
00:41:13Hey.
00:41:14Um, Ella.
00:41:17It's Emma.
00:41:18Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:20Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:30Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:33We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:36No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:39It means...
00:41:40It means I can't...
00:41:41Can't what?
00:41:45I talked to a friend online.
00:41:48He's really important to me.
00:41:52And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:05You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:13Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:18You're kind of sweet.
00:42:23Hey, look at that.
00:42:26Oh, my God.
00:42:27I can't.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:31You're a miracle worker.
00:42:38What is taking so long?
00:42:40You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:42Shut up, Ella.
00:42:43It's Emma.
00:42:45Whatever.
00:42:51Oh, my God.
00:43:00Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:43:02How are things in the castle?
00:43:05Oh, my God.
00:43:09Valley Whore?
00:43:10What are they talking about?
00:43:27Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:30Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:43:35Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:37Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:41Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:42Show him what you really like.
00:44:02Here you go.
00:44:03Here, this is for you.
00:44:09Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:11You hacked my laptop?
00:44:14Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:15It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:16But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:19What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:22What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:23No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:25Hey, everyone.
00:44:26I think Valley Whore is a catfish.
00:44:30Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:42Stop it!
00:44:43Stop it!
00:44:59Stop!
00:45:00Stop it!
00:45:03I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:45:08Jake!
00:45:09Hey!
00:45:12Now's the time.
00:45:13Tell them.
00:45:14Tell them what?
00:45:15That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:19Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:21Here you go.
00:45:25Oh, my God.
00:45:26Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:29Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34Why would you do that?
00:45:35Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:36Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:39Jake, is this true?
00:45:41Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:45Sorry.
00:45:46It was nothing personal?
00:45:53Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57Oh!
00:46:01All right, all right, all right.
00:46:03Enough!
00:46:04What in the world is going on here?
00:46:06Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:08That's all him.
00:46:09Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:16Let me get this straight.
00:46:18You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:21It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:23It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:25Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:28Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:31You think that's what it could be?
00:46:33Who cares?
00:46:34I care.
00:46:35And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:38So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:40What?
00:46:41Over my dead body.
00:46:42Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:45I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:47No, no, please don't.
00:46:48Please.
00:46:49Please.
00:46:49Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:51Max's dad called.
00:46:53He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:54You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:58End of discussion.
00:47:05Come on, you big coward.
00:47:06Message him.
00:47:08Just do it, just do it.
00:47:12You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:20I could never think that.
00:47:27But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:29Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:31I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:37I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:40If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:53Okay.
00:47:54You got this, Haley.
00:47:56Just take a deep breath.
00:47:57You got this.
00:47:59You got this.
00:48:03You look beautiful.
00:48:07Thank you, Mom.
00:48:13I can't believe it.
00:48:14No, I can't believe it.
00:48:16I have to do something.
00:48:26Hey, Haley.
00:48:28I'm glad you came.
00:48:29You look so pretty.
00:48:30Hi.
00:48:31Hey, Max.
00:48:32Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:34I mean...
00:48:34No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:36You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:38They don't care about shit.
00:48:39Get drunk, girl.
00:48:40Woo!
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:48Yeah.
00:48:54What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:59Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:01Hey, everyone.
00:49:02Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:49:04Valley whore!
00:49:09Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:10What have I even done to you?
00:49:11To me...
00:49:12Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:15Because those little cringy messages on your castle game...
00:49:18Those are concerning.
00:49:20Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:22Did you know that?
00:49:23Hailey.
00:49:24She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:26Pervy princess!
00:49:28Pervy princess!
00:49:30Pervy princess!
00:49:32Pervy princess!
00:49:34Hey.
00:49:35Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:37Leave me alone.
00:49:39Is there a fire?
00:49:41Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:55Oh?
00:49:56Oh?
00:50:00Oh?
00:50:07Oh?
00:50:10Oh?
00:50:10Oh?
00:50:11Oh?
00:50:11Oh?
00:50:13Oh?
00:50:14Oh?
00:50:15Oh?
00:50:15Oh?
00:50:15Oh?
00:50:16Oh?
00:50:16Oh?
00:50:17Oh?
00:50:33Are you... him?
00:50:36Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:40Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:42Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:44No, I'm not.
00:50:45Yes, you are.
00:50:46It's okay.
00:50:47You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:50So you too.
00:50:52This whole time.
00:50:56Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:59Haley, wait.
00:51:04Haley, please at least take my jackets.
00:51:07You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:11Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:12I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:14Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:15I guess you.
00:51:16Obviously, the White Quills were just an added bonus.
00:51:19I knew we shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:23What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:25What are you...
00:51:34Who is that?
00:51:36Just the devil.
00:51:39Get in the car.
00:51:43I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:45Get in the car.
00:51:46Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:49Haley.
00:51:50I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:53I'm Mr. Evans.
00:51:54So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:00Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:02My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:52:07And that's not you.
00:52:08You will be forgotten.
00:52:10You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:12And your mom works for me.
00:52:14Stay away from him.
00:52:16Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:20Dad, stop!
00:52:21Don't you touch my family.
00:52:24I'll stay away.
00:52:26Haley, come on.
00:52:26You don't mean that.
00:52:29I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:32I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:38I hate everything about you.
00:52:40I hate all of it.
00:52:42I don't want any part of it.
00:52:44So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:48Haley!
00:52:53Fuck this.
00:52:54That's me.
00:52:58No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:53:01Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:53:04Haley, not dad's real love.
00:53:05Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:07I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:53:10Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:20Hi, Haley.
00:53:22I'm Emma.
00:53:23I know who you are.
00:53:24Right.
00:53:24I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:29So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:32Good as new.
00:53:37Oh, wow.
00:53:39Thanks, Emma.
00:53:41Okay, bye.
00:53:46One down, one to go.
00:53:49You're so cool.
00:53:50I know, Emma.
00:53:52Want to go to prom?
00:53:52Why not?
00:53:55Let's get these love birds together.
00:54:02Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:54:04Hi, Max.
00:54:05And Max's friend.
00:54:06Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:08Cole's grounded.
00:54:10Oh, he is?
00:54:11But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:14What can I say, Max?
00:54:16Actions have consequences.
00:54:18Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:21Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:26We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:29Cole?
00:54:30My son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:33He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:36Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:38And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:40so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:53Go away!
00:54:58Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:01Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:02I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:05Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:07What?
00:55:07What's going on?
00:55:09Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:11You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:55:12You can be together.
00:55:13Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:18No.
00:55:19I'll tell her myself.
00:55:21Stick me in your car.
00:55:32Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:34I just need some time alone.
00:55:43Open the door.
00:55:45Wait, what?
00:55:47He's here?
00:55:49He's here.
00:55:56It's you.
00:55:58I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:56:02Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:56:05My dad threatened to follow your mom.
00:56:07I had to wait a really long time to tell you who I was.
00:56:10I got my inheritance.
00:56:12And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:28I understand if this changes things.
00:56:31If you don't love me the way you love Glockamore Wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:51Nicole, I love you.
00:56:53You do?
00:56:54Yes, you idiot.
00:56:56I've loved you for months.
00:56:58I mean, this whole Glockamore Wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:57:05I mean, but you're him.
00:57:06You didn't expect her.
00:57:08I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:14Until you hoped it.
00:57:15Yes.
00:57:17I hoped it was you.
00:57:18You were always there for me.
00:57:24You're really fucking hot.
00:57:30Hey, uh, there are those things I said we could do.
00:57:34There you go.
00:57:36Yeah.
00:57:39Take my clothes off.
00:57:41You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:42Mm-hmm.
00:58:04Okay, so, what do you think?
00:58:0710 out of 10.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09Yeah.
00:58:10What do again?
00:58:11I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:58:13I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:17All right.
00:58:17All right, that's fair.
00:58:18I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one.
00:58:26What is my life now?
00:58:27Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:29Mm, oh, God, no.
00:58:31I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:36No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:39There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:40I'll see you in a minute, Norm.
00:58:42Stop it.
00:58:45Um, so, is it promenade?
00:58:50I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:53Okay.
00:58:54But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:59Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:59:02Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jake kind of beat me to the gym.
00:59:05Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:59:07I don't want to hear it.
00:59:09Yeah, you don't have to ask me once.
00:59:11But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:13Wait here.
00:59:18I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:22Who would have guessed?
00:59:27I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:30Where did you get that?
00:59:33I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:39with me,
00:59:40and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:44Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:50Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:53Cole, are you here?
00:59:56Cole, are you here?
00:59:59Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
01:00:02I see you, Cole.
01:00:03You are a big pro.
01:00:21Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:24You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:29Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:41What do you think?
01:00:47My God, Hale, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:52Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:53I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:56You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:5920 more minutes.
01:01:00We're in.
01:01:02Hale.
01:01:05Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:01:10I hear we have a winner.
01:01:13And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:18Jen Longfellow.
01:01:20Oh, thank you.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:24Thank you guys so much.
01:01:27Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:28I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:31Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:38Oh, my God.
01:01:39That's Hale and Cole.
01:01:42It was fun.
01:01:43This is very soon.
01:01:44Yes.
01:01:49Hey, uh...
01:01:50This time that's up.
01:01:51No.
01:01:52But who cares?
01:01:55Hell yeah.
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:59Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:02:01Damn.
01:02:02Language.
01:02:03I am the queen, okay?
01:02:04She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:07Come on.
01:02:08Everyone say it with me.
01:02:09Pervy princess.
01:02:10Pervy princess.
01:02:11Pervy princess.
01:02:15Pervy princess.
01:02:16Wait.
01:02:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:19What are those?
01:02:20Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:22Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:25His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:29Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:31If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:34I'm gonna destroy Hayley Roth's life.
01:02:37Is this real?
01:02:38Jen's crazy.
01:02:41Who did this?
01:02:43Who did this?
01:02:46What?
01:02:47You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:51You little skit.
01:02:53You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:03:02But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:03:06And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:10You can't do that.
01:03:11I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:23There was no internship.
01:03:25You lied to me.
01:03:33Hayley, catch.
01:03:39My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:43Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46Yeah, no can do.
01:03:48All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:54humor.
01:03:54Oof.
01:03:55How can I refuse?
01:04:02Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:04:06We are going home right now.
01:04:09You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:04:11Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:04:14You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:18Yeah, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:22And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:24And you can accept that?
01:04:25I'll make my own path.
01:04:27And best believe me, I can.
01:04:29I'll say this.
01:04:31That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:36Joy prone.
01:04:44I am so proud of you.
01:04:47I can't have done with all you being by my side.
01:04:51That was terrifying.
01:04:52It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, no, so...
01:04:56I love you, Balakuin.
01:04:58I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:05:01Oh, my God, I've got to change that username.
01:05:03Yeah, you do.
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:05Yeah.
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