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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Engsub Film❤️⚡️
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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Wider.
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumb ass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31What?
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42You've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Allie.
00:02:51My eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Look, Allie.
00:02:55Quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't...
00:02:58I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're gonna watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I'm gonna go to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, bye, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I, uh,
00:04:15any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me?
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise for Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Bret's stupid, perfect act.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half-making.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You are.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running around so you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go around.
00:08:34I love you!
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Oh, look.
00:09:20Here's the kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:27Kill me.
00:09:28No.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is that?
00:09:48I miss it to you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my messenger.
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever.
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39Dirty them.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:18And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you were made to give a chance?
00:11:27Yes.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:45Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill you.
00:11:51Kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I'm just like...
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life,
00:12:10would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:14I'll tell her this.
00:12:16It's for grownups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:19And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:30Mm-hmm.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You're a primal thing.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing...
00:14:03Is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't care.
00:14:12Tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15I don't control what I do.
00:14:17Yes, I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be.
00:14:55A roommate.
00:14:56My brother's best friend.
00:14:58Screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:21Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:26Oh.
00:15:29Look everyone.
00:15:30The strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up.
00:15:57Let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:39You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker.
00:16:42You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:16:44Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:57All right.
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:07Once you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:10Oh.
00:17:11Oh.
00:17:12Oh.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:16Oh.
00:17:17Oh.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:26What's up.
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:29Not club vibe.
00:17:30I um.
00:17:31I lost a dare.
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:41Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:45a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:46Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No, Allison. You know what? You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:59How dare you even think, Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going? Grab her.
00:18:18No! Get off of me!
00:18:20You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:25You need to loosen up. You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:33No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:55Please!
00:18:56Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:57A dare is a dare!
00:18:59Stop fighting it!
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:13Please! Please stop! Please!
00:19:15You're getting this?
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey, asshole!
00:19:33Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:51I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:53She's practically begging for it.
00:20:05You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:07or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:10And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great.
00:20:18We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:21Yep.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:26Come on.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:35Hey.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:41Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:46What did you mean back there?
00:20:51Back where?
00:20:53When you told everyone
00:20:55that I'm your girl.
00:20:58The literal meaning.
00:21:00I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:06And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10I know.
00:21:11Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:14Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please, just put this up.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:24I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:27Like I'm desperate?
00:21:28No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:29Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:36I know, I know.
00:21:37Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:39And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:41And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:46Fuck Rita.
00:21:47Fuck everybody.
00:21:49I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:01I'll always be there.
00:22:02So what does that mean?
00:22:04What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind.
00:22:11I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:14All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Say it.
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:23I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:28No.
00:22:29It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:35Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:37I can't.
00:22:39You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything.
00:22:48I'm done begging you.
00:22:50I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:51Allison, stop it.
00:22:54Yes.
00:22:58Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:10It says that you have to stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:38We're ruining everything.
00:23:39Huh?
00:23:42Huh?
00:23:44Huh?
00:23:44Huh?
00:23:45Huh?
00:23:46Huh?
00:23:46Huh?
00:23:51What's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie?
00:23:57Are you a threat right now?
00:24:01I swear to God, guys.
00:24:02What are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:04I think it's time to go.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:10Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:13Huh?
00:24:15Huh?
00:24:16Huh?
00:24:16Huh?
00:24:16Huh?
00:24:16Huh?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron.
00:24:19What's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:20Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and
00:24:29beat your ass.
00:24:30It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just...
00:24:33I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:41And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:44Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:47Yeah, look.
00:24:51It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right.
00:24:56Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:00right now or something.
00:25:01I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:04I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11That was really, really close.
00:25:14Hey, but, uh...
00:25:15Come on, we should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Ellie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:19You almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:21Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison.
00:26:24I see you.
00:26:26Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:40Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it.
00:26:43What's your problem?
00:26:45Huh?
00:26:54Partner up.
00:26:55Stretching drills.
00:27:00Solo, Allison?
00:27:02Let me help.
00:27:03I'm real hands-on.
00:27:05Mm.
00:27:06I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on.
00:27:08He'll be fine.
00:27:09I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:23That's right.
00:27:24She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:27Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man.
00:27:37You're lost.
00:27:43What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:45Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:52Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:01All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:09Let's go.
00:28:10We don't have all day.
00:28:11You ready, Ricky?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:18We don't have all day.
00:28:20You want to play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:55I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop where?
00:29:03Switch positions.
00:29:06You're turned.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50You okay, Bess?
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:52And done, Allison.
00:29:54You killed it today.
00:29:56You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:00Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:07Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:14You're not me.
00:30:23God.
00:30:30God.
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:32It's fucking hot.
00:30:34It's fucking hot.
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:43Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:45Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:46Here.
00:30:47Jesus.
00:30:48I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's mine.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51Brain bleach.
00:30:52I need brain bleach.
00:30:53But damn it.
00:30:55How do I unsee that?
00:30:57How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:01Just, it's okay.
00:31:02Just forget it, okay?
00:31:03I'm doing laundry.
00:31:04I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:06I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:10And it, and neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:14You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:16And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17No.
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry.
00:31:19All right.
00:31:19Listen, I just, why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:27This is my morning routine.
00:31:28I don't know, it's 8.30.
00:31:30Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:33thing?
00:31:34What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35How do you?
00:31:37Oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:45Well, I'll, I'll try.
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03Um, I have to go.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Thanks.
00:32:07Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:20And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:22Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:24Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:26Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:37I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:40Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:42Late is late.
00:32:43You're just too lazy.
00:32:53Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:55My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:58It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:01Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05No.
00:33:05Hey, stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:15You want to fight?
00:33:17I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:25What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:29Cool, get out.
00:33:32Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here.
00:33:34Right now.
00:33:34Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out!
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:48or something.
00:33:49It's gonna be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:54Hi, hello?
00:33:56Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:33:58room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:07Make it look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:13Hey, listen.
00:34:22Use my jersey.
00:34:23Make it look better than the original.
00:34:24All right?
00:34:33Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:46She looks so neat.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:58You know, that's true.
00:34:59That's true, I have.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:06You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:14As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19All right, time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:23Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:32Let's go.
00:35:36Hey, uh...
00:35:39Hey, uh...
00:35:44Break a leg.
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:05Woo!
00:36:08Shout out loud!
00:36:14Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah!
00:36:22Oh, yeah!
00:36:32What is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire.
00:36:35It's Allison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:42Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform.
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:52You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:56I don't have to.
00:36:57See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now, you don't fuck off.
00:37:02The only thing that's going to be chasing is my fist.
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:17The 20.
00:37:18The 10.
00:37:22Hockstabbed!
00:37:24Harrison does it again.
00:37:25State wins.
00:37:26Yeah!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:27Good job!
00:37:28Good job!
00:37:29Woo!
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:41Hey.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:43Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:45That was really good.
00:37:47You know, it's a, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49OK, shut up.
00:37:50Whoa!
00:37:54You're good.
00:37:55Kiss!
00:37:56Kiss!
00:37:56Kiss!
00:37:57Kiss!
00:37:57Kiss!
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:05Oh my god, is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:09In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:12Kiss kiss kiss
00:38:19Kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20Now we got ourselves a good old kids camp standoff
00:38:24Haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:29Come on Allison, let's give the people what they want
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend, but I want it.
00:38:54Wait, what?
00:39:01I can't believe this is happening. Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:14Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:19Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:22No problem.
00:39:30This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:35But it feels so right.
00:39:38I've never wanted to end.
00:39:43Harrison!
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:39:59I'm making a scene?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:00You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:15I hate you.
00:40:28Dude, I'm...
00:40:29You're fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:32She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:34I know that.
00:40:34So you stay in your lane.
00:40:36Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:39You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:41I promise. Dude.
00:40:43Fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:50No!
00:40:51I sound like a mom!
00:40:53This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room.
00:40:58You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:01Just ask him.
00:41:02Hey, Brett.
00:41:03What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back.
00:41:06He can't deny it this time.
00:41:07It's recorded and livestreamed.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:12Do or die.
00:41:19What are you doing?
00:41:20Getting groceries.
00:41:21What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:23I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:24Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:26I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:29She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:32Brett.
00:41:34What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:38I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:41Hi.
00:41:42You can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:46Oh, you know what?
00:41:47I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:51It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:54Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:55The fun's over.
00:41:56It's finished.
00:41:57Do you understand?
00:42:01Don't you dare.
00:42:02Don't you dare.
00:42:02No, don't you dare look like this.
00:42:03I'm not doing anything.
00:42:04No, no, no.
00:42:04That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:07Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I know if you dare.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:16Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:18Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:21Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:26I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:33Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:36Chad's a predator.
00:42:37And a loser.
00:42:38And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:42I can't.
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:50Is he hard?
00:42:56At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I've been honest?
00:43:06Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:08You know, biology.
00:43:12Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:20Ellie!
00:43:21Brett!
00:43:22You guys out here?
00:43:23Fucking shit!
00:43:24What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:25You have to get out.
00:43:26I can't get out.
00:43:26If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:31So I...
00:43:32I'm gonna get out.
00:43:33Okay, cool.
00:43:34Allie, hey!
00:43:35Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:38Just get under.
00:43:38Get under what?
00:43:39Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:45Allie.
00:43:46Hi.
00:43:46Showed alone?
00:43:48Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:49Run!
00:43:50I'm naked!
00:43:51Get out!
00:43:53You're...
00:43:54You're not, though.
00:43:56Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:01I'm sorry.
00:44:01I just...
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:03You left it on here yesterday.
00:44:04You got it, so...
00:44:05I also wanted to say that...
00:44:08I think you did a great job today.
00:44:11I mean it.
00:44:12You kicked ass.
00:44:13And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:15An asshole about it.
00:44:17Thanks.
00:44:24Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:31So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Run.
00:44:36I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:37It's a game.
00:44:38Everyone does it.
00:44:40A game?
00:44:41I just feel like it's kind of...
00:44:42I don't know, a dream.
00:44:43This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:48So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:50That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:53Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:59They won't be.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:03Thanks.
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12Sorry.
00:45:13I got water in my nose.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:15Don't drown.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:16Okay?
00:45:17Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:27God, the illegal is gonna die.
00:45:28All right.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:32Wait.
00:45:35I have to ask you something.
00:45:36What?
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:38On a date.
00:45:40Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:42There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:46I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:57Got plans, Allie.
00:46:01Okay.
00:46:01Wait.
00:46:02Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:16Brett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:27Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:39Look.
00:46:40Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:42She's finally giving back.
00:46:43Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:46It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:51I came by myself.
00:46:53Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:58Nothing major.
00:46:59Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:01Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:03Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:08How much are you asking for this?
00:47:11$15.
00:47:12I made it myself.
00:47:14$15?
00:47:15For some plastic and twine.
00:47:16You don't have to buy it.
00:47:18It's ambitious.
00:47:20You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:33Are you insane?
00:47:35You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:38That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:39So, $500?
00:47:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:42She's nothing.
00:47:43No, you're nothing.
00:47:44Especially compared to her.
00:47:46How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:50Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:52No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:57You know, I do think this stuff is pretty.
00:47:59What are you doing?
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:01You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:03You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:07You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:10What do you want?
00:48:11What?
00:48:11I'm just trying to...
00:48:13No!
00:48:14Allison.
00:48:15Party at my place.
00:48:17Celebrating the big win.
00:48:18You coming?
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:21You're not interested.
00:48:23She's a grown woman.
00:48:25She can speak for herself.
00:48:28So, what do you say?
00:48:31You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:36Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:39You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:41Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:43No, yeah.
00:48:44Sounds fun.
00:48:48I'll be there.
00:48:58There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:05Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:11Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:14Really? For me?
00:49:16Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:20You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:26No deal.
00:49:27There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:29He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:33Is his loss my gain?
00:49:38Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:42Let's fix that.
00:49:47Yeah.
00:49:48No, why not?
00:49:49There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:53You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No. What's that?
00:49:56We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:00FM is dead.
00:50:01Don't do more.
00:50:08Don't do more.
00:50:12Let's take it.
00:50:17Come on, Allison.
00:50:20You're already here.
00:50:33Fine, but I play to win
00:50:39Hockey game, check it out
00:50:41Ten bucks say they kiss
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:58Game's over, let's go
00:51:00Excuse me
00:51:01What are you doing, huh?
00:51:01Get off of me
00:51:02What do you think you're doing?
00:51:03You're ruining my night
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:06What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:07Don't care
00:51:08How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:10Come on
00:51:10Okay?
00:51:11No more of these stupid games
00:51:12You don't have to play this shit
00:51:12I know
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me
00:51:30Oh my god
00:51:31Oh shit
00:51:40Ow
00:51:48Oh my god, is she okay?
00:51:55Oh my god, is she okay?
00:51:59Look at me
00:51:59Look at me
00:52:00Look at me
00:52:01Hey, hey
00:52:02You okay?
00:52:03I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't feel it
00:52:05I can't feel it
00:52:07Just breathe, just try to breathe
00:52:07All right, hey
00:52:11I'm gonna be okay
00:52:13All right
00:52:14Let's get you in
00:52:19Let's get you in
00:52:20Okay
00:52:20Okay
00:52:22Get out of my way
00:52:23Move
00:52:26Just put me down, Brett
00:52:28All right, here you go
00:52:28Put you down
00:52:28You know, you could have died, Alice
00:52:32And Chad, I mean, my god
00:52:34You have no business being around that guy
00:52:35Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who has a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:40That's not fair
00:52:42What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:45What do I not understand?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47I don't know how this works!
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:50I'm sorry
00:52:51I'm figuring it out
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:55That's fantastic
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:58You're not any better than me
00:53:00I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:03What are you talking about?
00:53:04Your work!
00:53:04I jumped in the pool, I saved your life
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:07I'm an asshole?
00:53:08How am I worse?
00:53:09Your works!
00:53:10Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:12Yeah
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:19Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:21Yeah, I know
00:53:22I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:25You know
00:53:27I don't understand
00:53:30You made me fall in love with you
00:53:34That's the worst thing
00:53:35That's it
00:53:36I did
00:53:37No, no
00:53:37I fell in love with you
00:53:38I'm in love with you
00:53:39Stop, stop
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:41I know that
00:53:41I know
00:53:42So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:44And saving me like a hero
00:53:46And then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:50Do you not feel anything?
00:53:53Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:54And you can't keep doing that
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:59I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:02Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:05I'm going to tell you to stop
00:54:07I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:14Fuck it
00:54:30I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:40Listen, you had no idea
00:54:42Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:46That you've always been more to me
00:54:48Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:51Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run
00:54:56But you know what?
00:55:03I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:15I think about you every day
00:55:18Every morning
00:55:20Every night
00:55:23Every single time I close my eyes
00:55:26It's you that I see
00:55:29Every time
00:55:41I want you to take me
00:55:44Right here
00:55:47Right now
00:56:01So what are we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:11What do you want me to be?
00:56:14I want you to be mine
00:56:18I think I already am
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:25He's going to kill you
00:56:27I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:29He's very protective older brother
00:56:31But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35How much I love you
00:56:42I don't know
00:56:43I think
00:56:45I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:48Just for now
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:53I know
00:56:56But it's just
00:56:57For a little
00:56:59Until we find the right moment
00:57:03I don't want to hear what
00:57:06We'll be secret
00:57:07Lars
00:57:23Thinking about you
00:57:33Hi captain
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:36I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:39I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:41And just sprinting to you
00:57:43Aww
00:57:44Well
00:57:44As much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:48Don't
00:57:48My legs are killing me
00:57:50And
00:57:51I really like your car
00:57:53Oh I know you love my car
00:57:55He grabbed me by the waist
00:57:56Hoisting me up
00:57:57Putting me on the hood of his car
00:57:58Brett
00:57:59Stop
00:58:00Don't
00:58:01Read my smut
00:58:02I'm telling you
00:58:03Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:05Is etched into my heart
00:58:06Into my soul
00:58:08It trails kisses from my neck
00:58:10To my breasts
00:58:11Gently
00:58:11Sucking
00:58:12And biting
00:58:13Holy shit
00:58:15That is literal trash
00:58:16But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:18When he says it?
00:58:21I feel so hot right now
00:58:25Palms my center
00:58:27Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:28Are you away, Allie?
00:58:30Fuck
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:39Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:40I have to go fake my own death
00:58:41Bye
00:58:42I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:03Hey
00:59:04Are you okay?
00:59:05You sounded sick
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:08You think just because Brett took a chance on you once
00:59:10You're on my level now?
00:59:13I was just trying to help
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:20Shoot
00:59:21Late
00:59:41Brett
00:59:44That's Allison's
00:59:44Uh
00:59:45I found it in the bathroom
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:47I never would have touched it
01:00:05See what you're up to
01:00:09Hey
01:00:09Hey
01:00:10You found my bag
01:00:11I was looking for that
01:00:12Thank you
01:00:13No problem
01:00:17Attention
01:00:18All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention
01:00:22That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:24Is using illegal drugs
01:00:25I strongly suggest
01:00:27Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:29Otherwise
01:00:30Will be forced
01:00:31To contact the campus police
01:00:33For a thorough search
01:00:34Well
01:00:35I think we all know someone
01:00:37Who would do anything
01:00:38To stop being the fat friend
01:00:40Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry
01:00:41But I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:43Like ten minutes ago
01:00:44Excuse me
01:00:44I was fixing my makeup
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching
01:00:47And I asked you if you were a
01:00:49Look at this
01:00:49This is perfection
01:00:51It's every girl's dream
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts
01:00:53And we all know someone
01:00:54Who could lose a little weight
01:00:56I mean after all
01:00:56Who came in with
01:00:57Zero athletic ability
01:00:59And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:00Search me
01:01:01I have nothing to hide
01:01:07Your turn Scott
01:01:09Sure but I
01:01:11Rita
01:01:13Jackpot
01:01:14Well well well
01:01:15Look who needs drugs
01:01:17To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:18I knew it
01:01:20No one gets that good
01:01:21That quick without cheating
01:01:23Allison
01:01:24Performance enhancing substances
01:01:26Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:28Of the squad
01:01:29Coach I promise you
01:01:30I've never seen those before
01:01:31Okay those aren't mine
01:01:32Right
01:01:33A cheater and a liar
01:01:36Coach please listen to me
01:01:38I've never seen those
01:01:39I don't know what they are
01:01:40I'm lying
01:01:42It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:43Could ever compete with us
01:01:45They're mine
01:01:45Yeah those are actually
01:01:46My vitamins
01:01:49Did you forget
01:01:50I asked you to hold on
01:01:50To my vitamins this morning
01:01:52Yeah sorry
01:01:53I should have
01:01:53Labeled them or something
01:01:55He's right
01:01:55They're just vitamins
01:01:56No they aren't
01:01:57Miss Russo
01:01:59How is it
01:01:59That you come to possess
01:02:01Such extensive knowledge
01:02:02Of these banned substances
01:02:03I just
01:02:06They look suspicious
01:02:07Well we were just worried
01:02:09About the integrity
01:02:10Of the team
01:02:11Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:12Everything was legitimate
01:02:13That's enough
01:02:14All I see here
01:02:16Are three bullies
01:02:17Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:18Rita
01:02:19You are stripped
01:02:20Of captaincy
01:02:21Effective immediately
01:02:22What you can't do that
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks
01:02:26Nobody else knows
01:02:27The whole routine
01:02:27I mean I know it
01:02:28Yeah every count
01:02:30Every formation
01:02:30I could step up and do it
01:02:33You little bitch
01:02:34You think you can just
01:02:35Walk in here
01:02:36And steal everything from me
01:02:37That's enough Rita
01:02:38My decision is final
01:02:44Listen up
01:02:45When it's Allison's turn
01:02:46For the basket toss
01:02:47You're gonna have
01:02:47A little timing issue
01:02:49You want us to drop her
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt
01:02:52That's the point
01:02:54Accidents happen all the time
01:02:55In cheerleading
01:02:55So tragic
01:02:56I can't do that
01:02:58Coach will kill me
01:02:59Fine
01:03:00Then say goodbye
01:03:00To those little supplements
01:03:01That keep you fitting
01:03:02In your uniforms
01:03:03I know everything
01:03:04Girls
01:03:05Every dirty little secret
01:03:07Do exactly as I say
01:03:08Or you're gone
01:03:09Your call
01:03:10And make sure
01:03:11She falls hard enough
01:03:12She never gets back up
01:03:20Very sweet
01:03:23What happened back there
01:03:25How did you know
01:03:25That Rita put those vitamins
01:03:26In my purse
01:03:27I saw Rita putting something
01:03:29In your bag
01:03:30So I swapped it out
01:03:33I knew it
01:03:34I knew she was up to something
01:03:35You know I heard her
01:03:36In the bathroom
01:03:37Like ten minutes before
01:03:39Yeah
01:03:39She was throwing up
01:03:41It was when we were
01:03:44When we were
01:03:45Having
01:03:49Own sex
01:03:51So she's the one
01:03:52Who interrupted
01:03:53My grand finale
01:03:54Allison do you have
01:03:55Any idea
01:03:55How hard it was to stop
01:03:58Hey do you
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat
01:04:02Seriously
01:04:03Go put that garbage
01:04:03In your head
01:04:04I don't want you
01:04:05To say anything
01:04:05Like that again
01:04:06I mean I'm being serious
01:04:07Though
01:04:07I'm being serious too
01:04:08Allison
01:04:10Perfect
01:04:10Just who you are
01:04:11Yeah
01:04:13I'll always be there
01:04:15To catch you
01:04:16In your form
01:04:18Always
01:04:21All right
01:04:22On the count
01:04:23You both perform
01:04:24An elevated prep
01:04:25Rita you're up first
01:04:27Then Allison
01:04:39Okay
01:04:40Allison
01:04:41Hey
01:04:42Great job you guys
01:04:44You kill it
01:05:08Hey
01:05:09I told you to catch you
01:05:11Brett
01:05:12You just saved my life
01:05:17I guess that makes me
01:05:18Like a bag of tree weed
01:05:19Or something
01:05:19Are you serious
01:05:22Scott
01:05:22You bailed on the stunt
01:05:23So you could dry hump
01:05:24The football captain
01:05:25Are you kidding me
01:05:26They almost dropped me
01:05:28I could have been paralyzed
01:05:29I could have died
01:05:30That would have been
01:05:30The best news of my life
01:05:32Rita
01:05:32That is a disgusting
01:05:34Thing to say
01:05:34Leave the gym
01:05:36And think very carefully
01:05:37About your future
01:05:38On this team
01:05:40Oh
01:05:41Brett
01:05:42Thank you
01:05:43Oh my gosh
01:05:44I really appreciate that catch
01:05:46I almost had a heart attack
01:05:47All right everyone
01:05:48In light of
01:05:49Performances
01:05:50And character
01:05:51I am so proud
01:05:53To announce
01:05:54Allison Scott
01:05:55As the new captain
01:05:57Thank you
01:05:59Wow
01:06:01Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:03I'm proud of you
01:06:04Wanna show me
01:06:05Just how proud you are
01:06:09That's game
01:06:10State loses
01:06:1021 to 35
01:06:14Allie
01:06:15Look I know
01:06:16It's not what you wanted
01:06:17It's okay
01:06:18Because you did good
01:06:19That's all that matters
01:06:20Thanks bro
01:06:21I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:22I'll be right back
01:06:22Ew
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again
01:06:25Weirdo
01:06:25Yo
01:06:27Allison
01:06:27She is
01:06:28Looking good baby
01:06:29Y'all do private shows
01:06:31You know
01:06:32Something with a little extra
01:06:33Bump and grind
01:06:34You're so gross
01:06:37Yo what the hell
01:06:38Are you serious
01:06:39What
01:06:40What's going on
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:42Don't play with me bitch
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:45I hate your dreams
01:06:47How about you spend more time
01:06:48Training on the field
01:06:49So that what happens today
01:06:50Never happens again
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special
01:06:54Why
01:06:55You know everyone knows
01:06:57How you got the captain's position
01:06:58How
01:06:59By sucking your way to the top
01:07:01I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:03Considering how much you suck
01:07:05While you play
01:07:06You shameless whore
01:07:08Hey
01:07:09What more money
01:07:10I do
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:13She's a public boss
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride
01:07:18Hey
01:07:19Hey
01:07:20Hey fuck this
01:07:22You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:30What's going on here
01:07:31I mean coach
01:07:32We all saw it
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:34You're gonna hit her
01:07:36Get my office now
01:07:37You
01:07:39With me
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut
01:07:41Okay let's
01:07:42We should take you to the ER
01:07:43Okay
01:07:44Alright
01:07:46Make sure you're on it
01:07:51It's a really nasty cut
01:07:53Brett
01:07:53You could have broken your hand
01:07:55Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:07:57Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:01Shut up
01:08:07You know I could kinda get used to this
01:08:08Having uh
01:08:10Nurse Allison around
01:08:11Take care of me
01:08:12Help me out
01:08:14Yo guys
01:08:15304
01:08:15I think it's this one
01:08:16Let's go see the hero
01:08:18Oh shit
01:08:19No that's Ron
01:08:20And the whole team
01:08:20They can't see us like this
01:08:23I won't let him
01:08:24Let's tell him
01:08:25Let's tell him the truth
01:08:26In front of
01:08:27The entirety
01:08:30Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:33Let's hide
01:08:34Alright
01:08:36Alright
01:08:36Alright
01:08:40Brett
01:08:41Brett you in there?
01:08:42Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:43Washing up man
01:08:44God you have no idea
01:08:47How crazy you drive me
01:08:50You know every single time I see you
01:08:51All I can think about is uh
01:08:56Doing this
01:08:58You need a hand man?
01:08:59No I got everything I need
01:09:00Uh
01:09:02Right here
01:09:08You gotta be quiet
01:09:12Let's see what happens
01:09:15Brett stop jerking off
01:09:16And get your ass out here man
01:09:17Hey you know what
01:09:18It uh
01:09:19Takes me a very long time
01:09:21Assholes
01:09:31I feel what you did
01:09:33Feel what you did
01:09:35It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:37Yeah
01:09:39Hard to me
01:09:41Brett you gotta
01:09:42You gotta speed this up man
01:09:43We got your food
01:09:44It's gonna get cold
01:09:44You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:46I can help you
01:09:46Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:48Alright
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:50Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:52Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:53Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:54You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:09:57I think I've earned some uh
01:10:01Alison physical therapy time
01:10:02You know what I mean
01:10:03You know you could have just asked
01:10:06You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:25Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:27No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:36I'm so bad for you
01:10:38I'm so bad for you
01:10:41I'm so bad for you
01:10:41I'm so bad for you
01:10:43I'm so bad for you
01:10:43I'm so bad for you
01:10:45I'm so bad for you
01:10:46I'm so bad for you
01:10:46I'm so bad for you
01:10:47Brad goes pro after this
01:10:49Guaranteed
01:10:49I've heard the hot time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:52Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:53Sick
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen
01:10:56Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:59Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:03I will end you
01:11:05Beat
01:11:08Save your applause everyone
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:14She bought it
01:11:15With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:17And her dealer
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP
01:11:20MVP
01:11:22Brett Harrison
01:11:27That's not true
01:11:28You know what?
01:11:29I don't care
01:11:30Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:32Okay? She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:34Just ask them yourself
01:11:36Oh really?
01:11:37Let's ask the squad then
01:11:42Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:45He said he had good stuff
01:11:48But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:51You know that's bullshit
01:11:53I have proof
01:11:56I know real doctors
01:11:58I've got pills
01:11:59Allie
01:12:01No more being blackmailed
01:12:03Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:06This is insane, okay?
01:12:09I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:11Oh sweetie
01:12:12It's all coming out now
01:12:13I saw her taking pills
01:12:14For practice
01:12:15We trusted you
01:12:17Cheater
01:12:18Some
01:12:20Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:22Messes with me
01:12:23Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:25She's using you
01:12:26For the clout
01:12:27For the status
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:31Nobody
01:12:31A total bottom feeder
01:12:33You know what?
01:12:33You're so full of shit
01:12:34It's unbelievable
01:12:35How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:37And what'd you do to it?
01:12:38You have nothing to fear
01:12:38If you have nothing to hide
01:12:39Boo!
01:12:41Boo!
01:12:42Listen, just...
01:12:43Please listen to me
01:12:44Everybody, just shut up
01:12:45This is my sister, okay?
01:12:46She would never do something like this
01:12:49And here come the pretzels
01:12:52Alright, that's enough!
01:12:53That's enough!
01:12:54Now, in light of these
01:12:56Significant allegations
01:12:57As well as the evidence
01:12:59That has been presented
01:13:00I have no choice
01:13:02Allison Scott
01:13:03You are hereby removed
01:13:04From your position as captain
01:13:06Of the cheerleader
01:13:06Furthermore
01:13:07You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:09Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes
01:13:13Hold on
01:13:15Hold it
01:13:16If you would please
01:13:17Look to the Jumbotron
01:13:19I know some real doctors
01:13:20That can help you guys
01:13:21Get healthy
01:13:22The right way
01:13:23No more pills
01:13:24No more purging
01:13:24No more blackmail
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:27Absolutely
01:13:27Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:30Take your spouse ever again
01:13:31So, what's the catch?
01:13:33We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:35This video
01:13:36This video
01:13:37This is the real conversation
01:13:38Not the edited one
01:13:40That Rita just played
01:13:42Now for the drugs
01:13:44These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:45They're vitamins
01:13:46You can get these at any pharmacy in the world
01:13:49You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:54He's right
01:13:55These are common supplements
01:13:56Everybody
01:13:58Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:00To take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:03She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:05And she's been shaming them
01:14:06Degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:08Now every body is different
01:14:09But all bodies are beautiful
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Alison for one reason, one reason only
01:14:14Because she was a threat
01:14:15She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:19And it's horrible
01:14:20Because Alison, she's a beautiful person
01:14:22And she would never do anything like this
01:14:24And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:28That's not true
01:14:29He's lying
01:14:30She's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:33Lock her up!
01:14:35Lock her up!
01:14:36Lock her up!
01:14:37Lock her up!
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:38You fucking bitch!
01:14:40You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself
01:14:54Look at you!
01:14:55Playing the victim
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:14:59Just when I give you a chance
01:15:01You run crying to Harrison
01:15:03Nothing but a little
01:15:05Shut up, dude
01:15:06Shut up
01:15:07What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything
01:15:09You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now
01:15:12Mr. Williams
01:15:16Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:21From various female students
01:15:22As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities
01:15:26What?
01:15:27No!
01:15:28My father-
01:15:29Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:31But I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:34You can take him away
01:15:35Marty's over, let go
01:15:37No!
01:15:37I'll throw you off!
01:15:39This isn't over!
01:15:42And as for you
01:15:43Ms. Scott
01:15:44On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you
01:15:50For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:52And as of now
01:15:53You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:15:58You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03Thank you, Principal
01:16:04Alright, everyone
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:09But
01:16:09We have a game to get back to
01:16:11So, let's cheer on our Wolves
01:16:15Let's win!
01:16:17Therefore, Terry
01:16:36Goal!
01:16:37Goal!
01:16:47Kiss!
01:16:49Kiss!
01:16:50Kiss!
01:16:50Kiss!
01:16:52Kiss!
01:16:54Kiss!
01:16:58Hey!
01:17:00Allison!
01:17:03The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:08Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, isn't it?
01:17:12I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you too, quarterback.
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