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00:01tonight from across Australia and around the world it's time to look back and unpack the
00:07week from the cheap seats with special guests award-winning comedian senior
00:13Pacoala and comedian Josh Jack and now here are your hosts Melanie Bracewell and Tim Mcdonald
00:23thank you for joining us in the cheap seats it's so exciting to have an award-winning
00:28comedian and a comedian exactly both are gonna be great we are so excited it's great to have them
00:34here great to have you with us as well as we work our way through another massive week of news
00:39but
00:39we have to start with the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner yes this is massive
00:45news we just thought we'd keep it light this was a big incident in the US thankfully everyone is
00:50okay everyone is fine it all happened at the White House Correspondents Dinner and here is the press
00:55secretary Caroline Levitt on the red carpet it'll be funny it'll be entertaining there will be some
01:00shots fired tonight amazingly the first time that she's told the truth that is very exciting this
01:09all happened early Sunday morning Australian time everyone's okay we want to focus on the media's
01:14coverage of it and the news in Australia broke on the morning show I have some beautiful duck
01:20breast here Donald Trump evacuated from White House but don't let that interrupt the cooking
01:26segment don't let it interrupt the duck breast yes they were saying duck for a very different reason
01:32look in times of chaos we turn to the ABC for the facts journalists hiding under dinner tables we
01:38know that they had just been served a spring pea and burrata salad amazing it is terrifying to think
01:47that Donald Trump came this close to eating a salad it is terrifying that is crazy well for the guests
01:53in
01:53the room there was naturally panic so I wasn't quite sure what they were pointing at yeah I was deep
01:58into my burrata salad let's forget the burrata salad they were just excited because under Joe Biden
02:04was mostly puree based exactly it's great we saw chaotic scenes at the dinner snipers secret service
02:11officers and in the bottom left hand corner you can see someone just really enjoying the salad
02:20if you see the price of burrata you've got to go to town while you can there was chaos in
02:25the room
02:25while a few brave guests rescued some champagne bottles from the table let's take a couple of those
02:33no one left behind she was caught red-handed white-handed and rosé-handed as well thankfully
02:40the president was unharmed and we heard from Donald Trump after the incident I also saw a lot of very
02:47strong physically strong really attractive law enforcement people come through those doors
02:55these guys were hot some of all those babes in the villa when they stood in front of me to
03:01shield me
03:02I saw dead ass whose voice is that by the way it's been a big week at the White House
03:11it's been a huge
03:12week one of the biggest weeks in terms of weeks it has been a big week at the White House
03:17King Charles
03:18and Queen Camilla have arrived at the White House for the start of their four-day state visit to the
03:22US
03:24and we actually got a look at the plane that the King and Queen arrived in this is the VIP
03:28cabin
03:29where King Charles and Queen Camilla usually travel oh there you go you can kind of see them together
03:34do you think they put on a movie and watch it together yes they do they were watching midnight
03:40in Paris um not the movie some CCTV footage from
03:49back to the White House let's go back to the White House this is a hugely important trip for US
03:54UK
03:54relations incredibly important so what's on the agenda the King and Queen were given a tour of the
03:58new home for the presidential bees a beehive in the shape of a White House this is amazing can we
04:05that again the Trump beehive they make Manuka honey and Ivanka honey which is interesting
04:11now for those viewers wondering if the honey in the hive is a light clover and basewood flavor with
04:18a subtle hint of citrus apparently the honey inside a light clover and basewood flavor with a subtle hint
04:24of citrus in case you're wondering in case you're wondering let's move on now and it has been a
04:30busy week for the president not just the dinner but important meetings as well Donald Trump appeared
04:35to have another urgent meeting yesterday with the back of his eyelids that's important that's
04:42important this is amazing he fell asleep during the Oval Office briefing he wasn't the only one
04:46some are growing weary of waiting for peace never too early to learn to duck are you
04:54we might need to fact check that okay a couple of our audience having an urgent meeting with the
04:58back of their eyelids let's head back home and the government here are under pressure to start
05:03taxing gas exports that's been the big story during the week but they're being lobbied by Japan
05:07not to Japan an early investor and a big buyer of Australian gas has been quietly lobbying the
05:14government against a new tax Prime Minister Sanayi Takaichi to make a pre-budget dash to Australia
05:23would you call that quietly lobbying no she's sending mixed symbols
05:32can we see her again that is amazing that is the Prime Minister of Japan on the drum kit she's
05:37actually a drummer for the iconic Japanese rock band Guns and Cherry Blossoms
05:42let's press on and of course Saturday marked Anzac Day of course a day to remember and to give thanks
05:48to all those Australians and New Zealanders who have served their nations exactly we saw some
05:52incredible scenes across Australia and the media had full coverage people from all walks of life
05:57people with medals young people teenagers in their in their shorts and in their jeans it's important
06:05to talk about their shorts and their jeans and their jeans it was great to see so many people get
06:10up so
06:10early for the denim service and pay their respects beautiful we saw some moving scenes across Australia
06:20beautiful scenes nice to have the Japanese back on board
06:31let's stick with Anzac Day and the commemorations speaking of music Sunrise had a very touching musical tribute
06:37I stood upon the rocky shores I watched the tall ships come
06:48this is amazing I didn't know that you were in the ten tenners
06:52here you are right smack in the middle see if you can spot me
06:59he's behind that quite short hair
07:03that was fantastic good to see Breakfast TV get into the spirit
07:06yeah yeah it was a big morning for Breakfast TV the Today Show were live on the beach
07:10there is some inclement weather around but as said nothing compared to
07:14what our servicemen and women have gone through
07:18you're saying they weren't dealing with a light drizzle
07:20exactly
07:22no let's let's check back in
07:24welcome back to this very special edition of
07:26they were under enemy fire from weekend sunrise
07:30of course it was three years to the day where they defeated studio 10
07:38look there was some sad news at these dawn services
07:41some were marred by booing during the welcome to country ceremonies
07:44Skynia spoke to Pastor Ray Minican who spoke so well on the issue
07:48exactly he spoke so well but he did have a little bit of trouble with his zoom
07:51despicable
07:53Ray given that this happened in Melbourne and Sydney and Perth I understand
07:57on the same morning in the same way
07:59does it seem to you like an organised campaign
08:06it's awkward if you're doing an interview and you're trying to swipe left
08:09to the person you're talking to
08:11I think Ray was just trying to end the call
08:13we're there just to do one particular thing for our
08:20it looks like we've lost Ray Minican there
08:24I can see him pressing those buttons on his computer
08:27he may well have pressed the wrong one we don't know
08:30I think he pressed the right one
08:32yes
08:33he very rarely seen goodbye to country ceremony
08:38we owe so much to our soldiers
08:41many of whom went on to achieve so much back home
08:44former soldiers have founded some of our best known companies
08:48Coles was started by World War One veteran George Coles
08:52Dan Murphy was a flight sergeant who launched more than 280 bottle shops
08:58yeah the first aircraft to be fitted with an interlock
09:00yeah
09:02that's amazing
09:03this is true he did serve in World War Two in the RAAF in the Air Force
09:06he apparently dropped the first Jager bomb on Japan
09:08wow
09:10that's just lovely
09:11huge
09:12beautiful
09:15back to Anzac Day and I think this guest on Sky News summed it up best
09:19tell us what Anzac Day means to you
09:21it's all about mateship and also just coming together as a country
09:25and playing a bit of two I love you dad
09:27yeah
09:28yeah
09:31thank you to the Governor General I've got a tear
09:33that is beautiful words
09:35it was an incredible day across the country
09:36and it means so much to so many
09:38111 years later we are standing on these beaches in silence
09:42in our jeans
09:43in our gym gear
09:45what's with the jeans
09:46what's with the jeans
09:47that has a Levi sponsorship
09:50she has to leave it
09:51unbelievable
09:52alright
09:53moving on now
09:54let's head overseas
09:55let's head to South Africa
09:57suspended EMPD Deputy Chief
09:59Julius Mkurnazi
10:00and Kurileni City Manager
10:02Kekiso Lerutla
10:03are expected back in the
10:05Barksburg Magistrates Court today
10:06ok there's a lot going on there
10:08slightly distracted by
10:10someone in the first 11
10:11reading the news
10:12reading the news
10:13so this was a corruption case in South Africa
10:16yes it was
10:17it was a corruption trial
10:19let's take a look at how it went
10:21so if you could go to
10:23an extra JD17
10:25in the file
10:29gets a bit hot under the lights
10:30yeah
10:31do you have it?
10:41unbelievable
10:42finally distracting
10:43thankfully he got some help
10:45can you help
10:46sorry
10:46sorry commissioner
10:49oh you have a
10:51tissue stuck on your forehead
10:56he is a hero
10:57we've got a great show for you tonight
10:59we'll be back with plenty more
11:00in the cheap seat
11:14welcome back to the cheap seat
11:17it is so great to have you with us
11:20now working in the newsroom
11:21you never know what story is going to land on your desk next
11:24every so often one of these stories they can stop you in your tracks
11:27and you need to give that story the respect it deserves
11:30and in a world struggling with division and hardship
11:33brings a tear to our eye when we hear stories like this
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11:54and speaking of exciting collaborations
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12:12that's how good they are
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12:14big thank you to AHM
12:14and they've got such a great segment
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12:17because it's time for
12:26Males Markets
12:27back by popular demand
12:30this is where I take you through all the ups and downs of the stock market
12:34the nitty gritty
12:35a deep dive into all things economics
12:37I've been crunching the numbers
12:39and good time too
12:40because the federal budget is not far away
12:41a lot of economic turmoil around the globe
12:43obviously
12:44this is a good chance to break it all down
12:45I've seen all of that
12:46but where do we start?
12:49understandably
12:49Australians
12:50are miserable
12:54and that was
12:58Males Markets
13:01thank you for breaking that down
13:02thank you
13:03you're welcome
13:03you're welcome
13:05let's move on now
13:06here's an interesting story
13:07a welfare check on an elderly resident has led to a surprising discovery
13:11it all started when the 91 year old grandma missed a daily check-in phone call
13:16officers went to the woman's home
13:18where they found her
13:19playing video games
13:21in her bedroom
13:22this is an amazing story
13:24being their sister
13:24yeah
13:26being their grandmother
13:27she's a 90 year old grandmother in the US
13:29apparently we found out that she was playing Grand Theft Auto
13:34which was good
13:35I think she was fun
13:36I was um
13:38there's a few other games she's already finished
13:40she's um
13:40she's finished um
13:41World of Warcraft
13:44it's a brilliant knitting game
13:46it's good fun
13:47I thought she was playing EA Sports Mahjong 26
13:50new graphics
13:51uh
13:52I think what she's looking forward to playing is the um
13:55The Legend of Zelda
13:57you remember Zelda right?
13:58she was my neighbour 45 years ago
14:00used to take my mandarins from this tree in the front garden
14:03she's dead now
14:05that's a good game
14:05that is a good game
14:07that's a great game
14:07that's a great game
14:08hey speaking of uh
14:10older generations
14:11there are some great initiatives out there for the elderly
14:14like this new trial to help dementia player patients
14:17John has been trialing a memory aid at home
14:20his wife Helen sets reminders
14:22so John what
14:24what do you make of these phones?
14:26well I've got dementia
14:27so how the hell will I know?
14:33well done John
14:33well done
14:35that was beautiful
14:36they're a great phone
14:37they're programmed to only call 3AW
14:38but when it comes to seniors
14:41we couldn't look past this story
14:44that's amazing
14:44naughty nannas
14:45defying age
14:47and expectations
14:52naughty nannas
14:53it's like they're reading your Google search history
14:55Tim
14:58they have been defying my expectations
15:02what were the naughty nannas doing?
15:04they're on a day trip to sexy boutique
15:06okay
15:07of course
15:08forget the RSL
15:09forget bingo
15:10no this is a big story on a current affair
15:12where residents from a Melbourne restaurant
15:13went out on a day trip for a bit of shopping
15:16and how did they go?
15:19Cheryl was an absolute menace
15:22what are you laughing at?
15:23no nothing
15:24you're being cheeky again aren't you?
15:26me?
15:27while Norma was so excited
15:29she forgot she needed a walk-up
15:33this is amazing
15:34incredible
15:35and we are so excited to announce
15:37one of the naughty nannas
15:38joins us at the desk
15:39ladies and gentlemen
15:40would you please put your hands together for Cheryl
15:46welcome Cheryl
15:47welcome Cheryl
15:48oh my god
15:49thank you so much for joining us
15:51amazing
15:52amazing to have you
15:53thank you
15:54we saw you in the package going crazy at sexy boutique
15:57thank you
15:58what was that experience like?
15:59fun fun fun
16:02so this was a trip for you and the girls to go out
16:06these are sort of trips that you do regularly?
16:08not those sort of things but we do go out regularly
16:11yes
16:11all the time
16:12yeah
16:13lunches
16:14lunches
16:15we don't do dinner because we're old people
16:16unless someone's taking me in pay
16:24sounds like you want me to ask you out Cheryl
16:26if that's where you're going with that
16:28maybe
16:29well I have been to sexy land
16:34we would like to know
16:36yes
16:36what did you buy from the sexy boutique?
16:39did you buy anything?
16:40lingerie
16:41oooh
16:42and it's in the hope chest
16:44oooh
16:45to be able to use it
16:49well we've got a shot
16:50let's take a look
16:51no we don't
16:53we don't have Barry
16:54what's in your hope chest too?
16:58i lost hope
16:59i lost hope a long time ago Cheryl
17:02so were there anything that shocked you at sexy boutique?
17:05did you
17:07unfortunately
17:08no
17:08no
17:10you've seen it all before
17:12no no i haven't seen it at all before
17:14oh right
17:14but it was an eye open of it
17:18that's amazing
17:18now
17:19now
17:20you had a lot of fun
17:21at sexy boutique
17:22but
17:23Jan
17:24one of your friends
17:25she also had a lot of fun
17:27and she
17:27she bought a couple of other products as well
17:29soon the fun was over
17:30and it was time to leave sexy boutique behind
17:33you've bought the whole shop
17:34what have you got here?
17:35i do
17:36well i've got
17:37suckers
17:37uh
17:40you know
17:40things to
17:41i don't know what to call them
17:43i think
17:45some nice
17:47and what are you going to do with this?
17:49and i'm not going to tell you
17:52what?
17:54that is unbelievable
17:56now
17:56has
17:58has Jan been sort of
17:59hanging out
18:00and going to these lunches
18:01or has she been quite busy?
18:03she kept it all to herself
18:06mean old lady
18:09sorry Jan i love you
18:12so
18:12now apparently you watch a bit of tv
18:14what shows do you normally like to watch?
18:16i like
18:17uh
18:18lifestyle
18:18oh
18:19yeah antiques
18:21bargain hunt
18:23murder mystery
18:26i'm in love with
18:27midsummer murders
18:28i don't know where they find all these dead people
18:34in terms of death rate per capita
18:37midsummer abbey and midsummer worthy
18:39they are right up there
18:41well we've been so excited to get you on the show
18:43am i right in saying that when we
18:45when our producers called you
18:47you um
18:48were keen but then you thought maybe it was a scam
18:51definitely thought you were a scam i thought
18:54no
18:55no no
18:55it's not taking me for a ride
18:59well you did bring me for a ride
19:01you did bring me for a ride
19:03not one of those
19:04not one of us
19:07we did
19:08and we've had a lot of big name celebrities join us
19:12but you haven't a big big girl
19:13no
19:15we haven't
19:16we have it
19:16and um
19:18and
19:20we haven't and backstage
19:22a few of our producers were telling us
19:23that we've had we've had some big names
19:24singers and actors and musicians
19:26but never have we had a slightly more diva guest
19:29yeah
19:30than Cheryl
19:33because apparently we we we made you a cup of tea
19:37and you weren't happy with the cup of tea were you
19:40it tasted like flowers
19:43oh
19:43so we made
19:44i want a cup of tea that tastes like a cup of tea with
19:46like my men
19:47strong and bold
19:52i was
19:52i was hoping you were going to say we can wash
19:55because
19:59never mind
20:01Cheryl
20:03you are
20:03lightning in a bottle
20:04Cheryl
20:04you've clearly lived an amazing life
20:06have you got any tips to pass on to the younger generation about
20:09about living well
20:10do whatever you want whenever you want as long as you want
20:14yay
20:18on that incredible life advice
20:20we've got to take a break
20:21ladies and gentlemen
20:22would you please thank Cheryl
20:38welcome back to the cheap seats
20:40and it's time for our very special guest
20:43Celia Pacoola
20:44Celia Pacoola
20:46I am Australia's occasional sweetheart Celia Pacoola
20:49if you're referring to my outfit I'll have you know I am naked and this is a rash
20:53what's this got to do with anything
20:55yes I am available
20:56whatever
20:56shut up
20:57we are so excited to welcome award-winning writer, actor and comedian
21:01Celia Pacoola
21:04hi buddy
21:05hi mate
21:06we are so excited to see you
21:08thank you so much for being here
21:09pleasure
21:09and a big congratulations is in order
21:12because your show just won most outstanding show at the Melbourne International
21:16unbelievable
21:17thank you
21:20thank you
21:21I know
21:22how's it feel
21:23how's it feel?
21:23honestly it feels really incredible
21:25although I do feel like I should hand it over to Cheryl at this point
21:28I don't know how to follow that
21:30I don't know about you
21:31but I'm thinking petition for Cheryl on Gogglebox right now
21:35Cheryl and Jan sexy boutique Gogglebox crossover
21:38just the two of them sitting there on their vibrating couch
21:41having a wonderful time
21:43like that's comment mate
21:45I'm shook
21:46we'll put a word into the bosses
21:49congratulations
21:50it is incredible
21:50it was incredible
21:51I was beside myself
21:52and then I found out that there was no cash prize
21:54so I was less excited
21:55I was excited again
21:57honestly it's the most meaningful achievement of my career
22:01so I guess I just walk into the ocean now
22:03I feel it
22:05I can't believe it
22:06I still can't believe it
22:07it's very exciting
22:08it is a very prestigious award
22:10did you celebrate in any special way?
22:12well weirdly I don't know if you know this
22:13it's in the day
22:14I'm sure the Oscars are the same
22:15it's at 12.30
22:16that real showbiz hours
22:17the awards are at 12.30
22:18and I'd had a couple of champagnes
22:20because hello
22:21and then I went out into the sunlight
22:23I was like what do I do
22:24I've got to celebrate
22:25I need to eat something because I've had some champagne
22:26so it was like special occasion
22:27so I went and found some food
22:28and I believe you've got a
22:31this is it
22:32this is literally what I ate
22:34it is a curried egg and cress sandwich
22:36wow
22:37yeah that's what I chose
22:38it's a bit sad
22:39it's kind of like if you got your death row meal from 7-eleven
22:42well let's talk about the show
22:44because I went to go see it in the comedy festival
22:46it was hilarious
22:48it's called Gift Horse
22:49and you're touring it around Australia
22:51for those who haven't seen the show
22:52can you give us a summary
22:54yes so basically if you know me
22:55you know I don't do shows every year
22:57I only do a show when I've got something important going on in my life
22:59something that I feel like I need to work through with people
23:01something I've got to say to the world
23:03like my last show was about having a baby
23:04okay
23:05huge change in my life
23:05and I wasn't doing a show this year
23:07and then last year
23:08on my 42nd birthday
23:10my boyfriend gave me an inflatable kayak
23:14and that's the show
23:16that's the show
23:17100% that's what the whole show is about
23:18the whole show is basically a one long breakfast radio segment
23:22I'm sorry it is
23:23that's why it's also so shocking to have won with this show
23:26that is possibly the most trivial
23:27but it's actually not when you get into about gift giving
23:30but that's truly what it is
23:31he gave me an inflatable kayak
23:33and it was supposed to be one joke
23:35and then it blew up
23:35not unlike an inflatable kayak
23:37and it became a national and potentially a global tour
23:40and now something that's won this
23:41so it's crazy
23:42this is the kayak
23:45this is the morning
23:45look at the face of a woman trying to pretend she doesn't hate that kayak
23:49because I know you go
23:52why is there a chicken in that
23:53that's my daughter
23:54my partner is Pluckaduck
23:59because kayaks
24:00this is the thing
24:00some people love kayaks
24:01so people are like what do you mean
24:02let me explain to you
24:04on the morning of my 42nd birthday
24:05this morning
24:06and I walked out and found this
24:07inflatable kayak
24:08and I said
24:09it's a kayak
24:11was the first time I've ever said the word kayak
24:16so that's what's part of it
24:18so your partner bought this gift for you
24:21and now you're doing a show about it
24:23how does he feel
24:25well his name is Dara
24:26I'll tell you this
24:26so I've been working on the show for a year and a half
24:28since my birthday in February
24:29and until very recently he hadn't seen any of it
24:32he didn't want to see it
24:33I tried to tell him bits
24:33and I talk a lot about him in the show
24:35and he's like no no I want to wait until it's finished
24:36okay
24:37hadn't seen it until two weeks ago in Melbourne
24:39he saw it for the first time in the comedy theatre
24:41in the Melbourne International Comedy Festival
24:43and I really miss him
24:47so
24:51but I got the award
24:52so what are you going to do
24:53he like
24:54thank goodness he liked it
24:56he liked it a lot
24:56and also I'm aware how lucky I am
24:58like this is a ridiculous job to do
24:59when you have partners
25:00like I don't know how your partner feels
25:01but like normal people
25:02if you give your partner a ship gift
25:04maybe you're in the family WhatsApp
25:05I'm talking shit about him
25:07up and down the country
25:08on TV
25:10thousands of people
25:11have laughed at the bad choice he made
25:13oh man
25:14he's fine
25:15he's fine
25:15he seems to like it
25:17has he given you a gift since?
25:18because there is now a lot of pressure on his next gift
25:20well the thing is
25:22because
25:23this became
25:24the best show I've ever done
25:25and won me this award
25:27I'm pretty sure
25:28I'm going to be getting inflatable kayaks every year
25:31for the rest of my damn life
25:34which is fair
25:35maybe I'll get a canoe in there
25:37no no no
25:37it's going to be very hard for it to be a surprise when you're in bed and you're going to
25:40hear
25:42but to be honest because I have had another birthday so 43 so for this year he did very well
25:47and he got me a very tasteful gift from Sexy Boutique which I love
25:51I love
25:52beautiful
25:53that's lovely
25:54we are so happy that you won the award and you shared this amazing image on your socials so that's
25:58the award on the right and on the left
26:00this is an award that I won 20 years ago my fifth ever gig because this is my submission for
26:06most humble comedian of the year thank you
26:09but it was my fifth ever gig I won the raw recruit
26:11raw is the open mic competition and this I was the first and last person to win this award they
26:15never did it again
26:17I know it was for the best first time entrance so it was my fifth time on stage I was
26:22in the town hall and I won that and then 20 years later that's that's this one
26:25wow
26:27that's amazing
26:31so you are celebrating 20 years in comedy it is amazingly it is amazing and excitingly
26:37we have found the footage
26:39no
26:39could you please give it up for Celia for Paula
26:43oh my god
26:45oh my god
26:46look at that baby
26:47terrified look at me terrified
26:49I love that you're paying respect to the Anzacs on your jeans
26:54that is so mean imagine your first day at work someone filming it and putting it on TV 20 years
27:00later anyway so that was my fifth time on stage absolutely terrified and I think I could say that I
27:04can't remember but I think I'd say my best joke was probably my haircut
27:07um
27:09well I think I think your second best joke was this one
27:11oh no
27:11I think we should just be able to do things that we enjoy in life you know simple things like
27:15I enjoy when things are ironic sometimes I'll suffocate a sheep with a woolen jumper and say you did this
27:23yeah
27:24that's what we would do
27:26that's good
27:26if someone goes I'm gonna play your material from 20 years ago
27:30yes
27:30that still holds up
27:31you that's a double joke as well you did this because also EWE I mean that's quite smart
27:36I didn't even know that I did that
27:38you let me just figure that out now
27:39yeah
27:40Celia is currently touring her show Gift Horse around the country
27:43head to comedy.com.au for tickets
27:45ladies and gentlemen would you please thank the wonderful Celia for calling
27:48that
28:03you
28:04you
28:07you
28:09you
28:09you
28:10hello Mel
28:11lovely to see you
28:12hello
28:13speaking of showbiz apparently there's a very exciting announcement today
28:16apparently
28:17Big Brother's coming back
28:22oh my gosh
28:24yes
28:24Big Brother 2 2 Big 2 Brother
28:27yes
28:27Big Brother Tokyo Drift
28:29yes
28:30we're working on the title
28:31yeah
28:31this is exciting so fans want to know when will it be
28:34good question
28:36okay
28:37uh
28:38when do applications open
28:43is it back at dreamworld
28:45these are all really good questions I would love to give you an answer for Tim
28:49are you involved in the production at all
28:51well that's my next question
28:53will you be returning as host
28:56I think so
28:57I mean
28:58yes
28:59yes
28:59I know
29:01I can't wait for that headline
29:03I think so
29:04says presumptuous Mel
29:06well we asked because
29:08and speaking of headlines we saw this over the summer in New Idea
29:11according to sources Mel has laid down a firm set of demands before she agrees to return
29:17yes
29:19yes
29:19look how angry I was in that
29:21you were so angry
29:22what were some of the demands
29:23uh just you know like an inflatable kayak
29:28I said something like I want my tea like my men strong and bold
29:33well
29:34she did not say strong and bold
29:35she did
29:36strong and bold
29:37oh
29:43well
29:44I like mine bold
29:47I was wondering how you had a bold cup of tea
29:51and how do you think you have a bold cup of tea
29:53I don't know
29:55I was going to ask you guys the same question
29:56yeah I mean I guess I don't want hair in my tea
29:58yes
30:02well that's answered a lot
30:05okay
30:06let's move on there's lots happening in the world of showbiz
30:08yes there is
30:08alright so Channel 7 have a brand new renovation show
30:11no
30:11my reno rules
30:13and who better to host a renovation show than everyone's favourite
30:17vet
30:18Dr Chris Brown
30:19of course
30:20well it's good in case that show needs to be put down
30:22he'll be right on the show
30:26the judges on these reno shows they always show me new ways of using design jargon in my everyday life
30:33I loved it
30:36no seriously
30:38this bathroom
30:39cranked my tractor
30:40I think that's a product you can get from Sexy Boutique
30:48tractor cranker
30:52over to 10 for MasterChef Australia
30:56so the show is in its 18th season
30:58and has stepped up with technology and gotten a little meta
31:08the frames start to play and it's Sophia's first
31:14it's like a window into her home which is really sweet
31:21I think we're going to cut it there
31:23I think we're about to see her tractor get cranked
31:28and also that's not her husband
31:30wow
31:32it's like I don't think you're
31:34you're only in your like
31:34she's only done a couple of seasons
31:36it's a bit early to be working from home
31:38come on
31:40interesting she likes her man like she likes her teeth
31:43tall and hairy
31:53now what I love about the show is the banter between the judges and the contestants
32:00Alisha
32:01Hi
32:01are we getting some Latina flavours?
32:04you're actually not
32:07that's a no
32:08that's a no
32:10so the floor continues on 9
32:12a game show where contestants verse each other in expert categories
32:16and
32:16cakes and eggs
32:22contestant
32:23contestant
32:23Kelsey's expert topic is weddings
32:25and she reveals her big advantage
32:29I think Shane thinks I'm going to be an easy target
32:32you got this you got this
32:35but I've been married three times
32:39full time lucky
32:40wow
32:41she likes her men like she likes her teeth
32:45in a multi-pack
32:47I'm sorry
32:51I'm sorry
32:51I'm sorry
32:52I'm sorry
32:54alright let me get out my showbiz gavel
32:56because I have some legal drama
32:58ooh
33:00Friday was the federal court case management hearing for Kyle and Jackie O
33:04and whilst Jackie O wasn't present
33:06Kyle Sanderlands did attend and he had one message for his former employer ARN
33:11suggesting he may drop his $85 million lawsuit against the Australian radio network
33:18if they throw him the mic back
33:21put me back on the radio and let's get the share price back up
33:23the ARN share price is actually up since Sanderlands was so good
33:30this is amazing though this is going to be the trial of the year scheduled for later in October
33:34I think they're going to do both trials either together or separately
33:37which are the two options
33:40not really providing as much information as I thought I was
33:44they're pushing for it to be together
33:46yes, like barbecue and pizza shapes coming together as well
33:49yes
33:50but this is a big legal talking point isn't it?
33:52it is, it is
33:53all the legalities and these news headlines of this Kyle and Jackie O saga
33:56it's been really consuming
33:58so I've decided to switch off and turn to some literature instead
34:02yeah, so for the first time this year it's time for
34:07Sorry Time with Mel
34:13now Mel has walked off
34:15yeah
34:17I guess we didn't fit her demands
34:19that she wanted for the season
34:20she wanted that kayak, she wanted lots of things
34:23Mel, where are you?
34:26I'm just here at the Channel 10 Library
34:30a look with my tea that is strong and bold
34:34a lot of books around you
34:38there is, yeah, so I thought we should read
34:41some of my favourite passages from an Aussie icon
34:44a book that I've really been like digging my teeth into
34:47Jackie O
34:50no
34:50the whole truth
34:51wow
34:52no reason, just like from one successful radio broadcaster to another
34:58so if everyone wants to gather round and grab their copy
35:00we'll open it together to page 62
35:04now this was published last year before all the legal drama
35:07so this is one of my favourite passages
35:09please
35:09she spoke about the first time that she met Kyle
35:13little did I know I had just been introduced to the man
35:15who would forever change my life and become one of my most trusted friends
35:19his sheer brilliance and our divine chemistry together
35:23we're about to make history
35:24by one day becoming Australia's most successful radio show
35:28I would spend the next 24 years and counting
35:31of my life with this wonderful man
35:33I think you can stop counting there
35:35and Jackie O
35:36this is amazing
35:39what amazing insights from the Jackie O
35:41from the Gospel according to Jackie
35:43Jackie O Testament
35:46so if we go to 282
35:49she speaks about
35:50well she thanks her former employer
35:53ARN
35:54to my bosses at ARN
35:56thank you for allowing us to make history together
35:58for your constant belief in us
36:00and for your continual loyalty and support
36:04yeah in literature we call this situational irony
36:14which we can also demonstrate by the fact that Mel Trescina is hosting a reading segment
36:23so I really like, to be fair I quite liked the book
36:26I thought Jackie O was really vulnerable
36:27she talks about her marriages, her divorces
36:30and how she's going to do the expert category on the floor
36:32about weddings
36:34but the most outrageous story that she told was actually this one
36:38in page 16 of your book
36:40kids
36:40I was in year 2
36:43and desperately wanted to buy an ice block from the tuck shop
36:46I'd often spend lunch time inside the church
36:49and then one day I noticed a bunch of 20 cent coins in the donation box
36:52it was all too easy to take one and buy myself that ice block
36:56that is outrageous
36:5820 cents for an ice block
37:00like that is insane
37:02the real crime is inflation
37:04yes
37:05you're damn right
37:06and that was
37:07are you happy with that couch in that setting?
37:13oh why?
37:14are you going to change it up?
37:15don't say that so flirtily
37:18you're really cranking my tractor
37:20laughter
37:23laughter
37:26laughter
37:28laughter
37:29laughter
37:31just, just, just, just excuse me for a moment
37:34laughter
37:37oh no, okay
37:40laughter
37:40oh my gosh
37:44okay
37:44I think we'll have to leave that segment there
37:48well hang on, hang on
37:49hang on, hang on
37:50let's, let's toss the book into the fire
37:52laughter
37:53laughter
37:53oh my gosh
37:55that's swell great
37:56and after the detainment
37:58my group is back, Mel Tresina
38:02laughter
38:05applause
38:08applause
38:08applause
38:11applause
38:15welcome back to the G-C
38:16time for some sport
38:18we are so excited to welcome writer and comedian
38:20he's a friend of both of ours
38:21it's Mr Josh Jack
38:22applause
38:25lovely to see you
38:26thank you so much for coming on
38:27great to be here
38:28welcome to the show Josh
38:29this is actually not your first time on TV
38:32no, it was a while ago now
38:33you probably don't recognise me
38:34I was the little boy that fell into the gorilla enclosure
38:39yeah, Harambe
38:40all grown up
38:41that's huge
38:42it's amazing to see you all grown up
38:44laughter
38:45and not just that either
38:47you also made the news for the way you handled
38:49a redundancy meeting
38:51yes, a little while ago
38:53I was made redundant
38:54fired, whatever
38:55semantics
38:57but I was living in New Zealand at the time
38:59and over there they allow you to bring in a support person to the meeting
39:02so they gave me, yeah, a little bit of a heads up
39:04and I thought I might be getting fired
39:06so I thought who better to cheer me up than a professional
39:10yeah, well let's hear who you chose
39:13New Zealand man got the last laugh while being fired
39:16thanks to his emotional support clown
39:18Josh Thompson hired Joe the Clown for emotional support
39:23when he was being let go
39:24that's incredible
39:26yeah, so good
39:28so good
39:29you brought Joe the Clown to your redundancy meeting for real
39:33yeah, yeah, it was 200 bucks, bargain
39:37I will say, first two minutes of the meeting, pretty funny
39:40it is like a half an hour long meeting
39:43and after that it's kind of just a man that none of us know
39:46sitting there making balloon animals
39:49while we're all trying to talk
39:51yeah, so you're getting fired
39:52meanwhile Joe the Clown is
39:53oh he's doing like crying, mime crying
39:57and you don't realise how squeaky balloon animals are until you're in a pretty quiet room
40:04this story was so huge in New Zealand
40:06in fact the New Zealand Herald did a write-up at the end of the year of the biggest heroes
40:11of the year
40:13and there you are there
40:14and there you are on the front page
40:16our heroes
40:17I don't use the term hero lightly
40:20luckily New Zealand Herald does
40:22who else is on that front cover?
40:23yeah, nine other like actual people who did good things
40:26there's like people who raise money for charity
40:28like cancer researchers and stuff
40:30and there's just me who was like pretty bad at my job
40:36it's so great to have you on the show
40:38you are a hero, you're not here to talk clowns
40:40yeah, you're huge sport fans, you're going to take us to sport
40:43I am, yeah, it's been a huge week in sport
40:45but no story bigger than Kenyan runner Sebastian Sarway
40:48who smashed the world record
40:50running a sub 2 hour London marathon
40:53betting the previous record by over a minute
40:55many are putting the time down to the shoes he wore
40:57this is a photo of them
40:58yeah, they're the new Adidas Pro Evos 3
41:02they weigh just under 100 grams each
41:05that's my goal weight
41:06but even after the run, I would say Sarway's biggest achievement
41:12was getting through this interview with the BBC Sport
41:15would you go sit down now and have some fish and chips and a beer?
41:22no
41:24he broke the record for the world's fastest interview
41:27there we go, well done
41:28but of course it wasn't all about Sarway
41:31Daddy Pig, you've been one of the stories of the London Marathon
41:34yes, reports were that Daddy Pig ran wee wee wee all the way home
41:38wow, that is amazing
41:40this was a huge story, this London Marathon
41:42yes
41:42and this record breaking run
41:44am I right in saying you've also run a marathon before Josh?
41:47I have, thanks for bringing it up
41:48one time
41:49our heroes
41:50our heroes
41:52yeah, a little bit slower than the 2 hour mark
41:57but it must have been worth it though
41:58because at the end of when you do a marathon
41:59you get that big photo crossing the finish line
42:01yeah, you get the photo
42:02I was looking forward to it
42:04it's the only thing you really have to show that you did do the marathon
42:08so I finished it, had a few choccy milks
42:10and then they sent me my big finishing photo
42:12I think we got it here
42:13right
42:14amazing photo
42:14yeah, that is mostly another man
42:18are you in this photo?
42:20technically I am in there
42:21if you look close
42:24that's the photo they sent you of
42:25you did it
42:26yeah, yeah
42:27technically, yeah, I'm in there
42:29but I feel weird about having it in my house
42:32but it wasn't just the London Marathon that ran over the weekend
42:37Robots have outrun people at this year's Beijing Half Marathon
42:41the Beijing Half Marathon
42:42it was just incredible to see a white athlete move that far
42:45that is incredible
42:47it is incredible
42:50but we've got to move on to the soccer
42:51the A-League regular season has concluded
42:54with Newcastle Jets taking out Men's League
42:57and the Melbourne City taking out the Women's League
42:59but for more on that we cross live to Marty Sheargo
43:02sorry, no, no, no
43:04I'm not going to do that
43:06well the Newcastle Jets did secure the Premiership
43:09after drawing 2-2 with Melbourne Victory
43:11in a game that saw attendance skyrocket
43:13though not in the way you'd expect
43:16picked the best defences in this competition
43:19this season
43:20a few seagulls, I'm sure it'll be fine
43:24they'll fly away
43:25it won't take away anything from the game
43:26this is crazy stuff
43:29look at the seagulls
43:31they say it's good luck when a bird poos on you
43:33surely there's a limit
43:36to the NRL now
43:37where Broncos player Katoni Staggs
43:39managed to play through an injured plantar fascia
43:42and if you don't know what that means
43:43don't worry
43:44we've got Jonathan Thurston to explain it
43:46in the medium of facial expression
43:48obviously I snapped my plantar fascia last week
43:51and you know I had to get through it
43:56I guess that translates to bad
43:58yeah
44:00but lastly I want to talk about this
44:02I don't know if you've heard the news
44:03but I did an Ancestry DNA test
44:05and it's come back that I'm 1.5% Indian
44:08okay wow 1.5%
44:10which they say is enough to get into the Indian Premier League cricket
44:13okay great
44:14not enough to do the accent
44:18I have been watching the IPL
44:21that is huge yeah
44:22and if you like me are looking to get into it
44:23and get to know the players
44:24I recommend starting here
44:26got to be one of the greatest names in world
44:29Napoleon Einstein
44:31Napoleon Einstein
44:33wow
44:33he's one of the best
44:35he's no Genghis Bin Laden
44:36but he's out there with one of the best
44:39and that's my week in sport
44:41on that note we've got to take a break
44:42would you please thank Josh Jack
44:57welcome back to The Cheap Feet
44:59sorry we're...
44:59the show's still on
45:00we were tucking into our burrata
45:02it's a great odd show
45:05you know what
45:09delicious
45:11what else is making news
45:13retro gaming is having a bit of a comeback
45:15with more people picking up the controller
45:18as part of their digital disconnect
45:21no better way to disconnect from digital than going digital
45:24this was an interesting story on Channel 9 News Queensland
45:27and it's inspired this week's edition of
45:32the reporter of the week
45:35what you're best with goes to Channel 9's Ned Barr
45:38one of the friends of the show
45:40who had one of the greatest sign offs we've seen
45:43recent studies have also shown that little hit of nostalgia
45:45can also benefit your mental health
45:47almost like passing that Mario revolver
45:49beating the boss in Street Fighter 2
45:52excuse me
45:53Hadouken
45:56unbelievable
45:58congratulations
45:59he was reporting on inflation
46:00it had nothing to do with
46:03congratulations Ned
46:04you are our
46:08reporter
46:09on that note
46:11we have done a big thank you to Cheryl
46:12Celia Pakola and Josh Jack
46:15absolutely
46:15here we go
46:18excuse me
46:19Hadouken
46:21I'll see you next week
46:22right here I'm the chaser
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