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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 Episode 13 - The Way the Cookie Crumbles
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00:15Previously on below deck down under jump off the marina, but naked gets a thousand dollars
00:23Daisy you want to say something? I've been pretty upset this trip quite a lot of selfish behavior
00:28I'm really feeling some tension in the crew. This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day
00:33off
00:33This afternoon, you're gonna go to a villa
00:39I want you to really bond and hopefully just reset and we get through the rest of the season
00:44Well Joe said to me he wasn't into Ali
00:46Really?
00:47Say exactly what you said
00:49You said to me I'm not into Ali like I've cut things off of her
00:51Oh my god
00:52We're co-workers and that's it. I don't want a friendship. Enjoy the cake. I put in a lot of
00:56effort
00:57We can depend on each other
00:58I don't want to have this conversation
01:00Mike
01:00I know what I'm doing
01:01The two of you sort this together
01:03I am done with it
01:05I am done
01:07Mike and Alicia
01:08I went off
01:10Don't engage
01:11We're here to work
01:12You're not able to do that
01:12Buy another job
01:14My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes
01:16What would it be like if I married Jenna?
01:18I don't want to take it too fast
01:20Eddie is the safe bet
01:21He's the type of man you bring home to mom
01:24I take you to the zoo as well
01:25You like the zoo?
01:26Yeah
01:26Oh you and Eddie are doing it
01:28Oh whatever
01:29It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with
01:32Anytime you want to come to the master cabin
01:35I know
01:45Oh I did not charge you like the master cabin
02:05I think, like, I hope, right, I'm listening.
02:12Yeah, I guess.
02:16Are you slightly overwhelmed with this?
02:19No, I'm not at all.
02:21Yeah, okay.
02:36Okay.
02:48Okay.
03:05What is going on here?
03:13Yep.
03:15Look at that mess.
03:16I told them to be up at 7.
03:18We've got a tight turnaround.
03:19And the boat looks like s**t.
03:21There should be no reason a crew member should be going to sleep with a boat looking like this.
03:25I've had a talk with them before.
03:27And they know better.
03:28I know you're all exhausted.
03:30I know we just got over the halfway mark.
03:31And you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
03:34Think of this as the uphill climb again.
03:35I want everyone to actually get together for the final few charters.
03:38For us to get home on a really good even keel.
03:40The opportunity of the villa was to come together and bond.
03:43I thought unity and teamwork would come from that.
03:46They need to get their s**t together and do the job right.
03:48Come on.
03:50Let's see it.
03:50I'm pissed.
03:53Any?
03:54We're going to get up, mate.
03:56We're going to get on deck.
03:59Daisy.
04:00Morning.
04:01We're going to get up.
04:03Let's go, girls.
04:05On deck.
04:06Wakey, wakey.
04:07Give me some more coffee.
04:08Make sure you catch me something.
04:19Yeah, since what do I start at 7 o'clock?
04:21We're all starting at 7, apparently, today.
04:24Now, Bob, are you all right?
04:26Are you all right?
04:28Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Swim last.
04:30So, we have up here.
04:325 past 7.
04:33I said 7 o'clock start yesterday.
04:36That means 7 o'clock here.
04:38That doesn't mean turning up late and then turning on the coffee machine at 5 past 7.
04:42Just all over the place.
04:43The boat's a mess, okay?
04:45You sit here and you just know that we're 7 o'clock start.
04:47Captain wants to talk to you.
04:49We come here together and we get started together as a team.
04:52But if you keep going around like that, it's just going to be fail, fail, fail.
04:56Five charters ago, we didn't know each other.
04:58We didn't know what the program is.
04:59Now, we do know.
05:00So, there's no excuse from this charter not to excel to the top, right?
05:04Uh, deck, uh, main deck off, please.
05:07Jenna, how's the list?
05:09I'm going to concentrate on the laundry down here.
05:11Go, team, go.
05:12I'm going to try to clean the spa and the pantry to be nice and crap on it.
05:17The rules.
05:17Make it good.
05:18Sparkly clean.
05:20How are you, Batool?
05:21I'm good.
05:21How are you?
05:23It's going to be a long day.
05:24Yeah, if you can organise a wash bucket with everything for the stern.
05:27Yeah, sure.
05:29Yay, there's so much more work to do.
05:33Hey, look what I've just found.
05:35Try some of this.
05:37Granola bowl.
05:38Cheers.
05:43Okay.
05:45So, how's my little galley wall here?
05:47Ah!
05:47You good?
05:48Yeah, I'm great.
05:49I'm great.
05:50I went to bed this morning, at five o'clock this morning.
05:54What were you doing?
05:57Bonding.
05:59I don't want to know where you're bonding.
06:01What are you going to do about Eddie?
06:05No.
06:06Eddie's keep on saying, you're mine, you're mine to me.
06:08And I'm like...
06:10I literally...
06:11You need to speak to him.
06:14Everything is just, like, heightened.
06:16I don't know where all of my s**t is.
06:20I am drawn to Ben, but I have a connection with Eddie.
06:26However, if we weren't on Katina, I don't know if Eddie and I would even gel together.
06:32Or even make conversation with each other.
06:35So, I don't know whether to commit to that.
06:39Or explore a little bit and see exactly what I do want.
06:44What can I help with, Ben?
06:45Should I take any towels and stuff down to laundry?
06:48No, thank you.
06:49Has that middle bit been done?
06:51No.
06:51No.
06:55Ben, Daisy, and Joelle meet me in the Krimis.
06:59Copy for Ben.
07:01All good.
07:01All good.
07:04I don't even want to f**king look at him.
07:06Don't worry about that stuff.
07:09All right, guys.
07:10Preferences sheet meeting.
07:11Back at it again.
07:12Four to go.
07:13Let's get into it.
07:14Eight close friends and family from Phoenix, Arizona, are coming to Kennawan on this luxury
07:19vacation.
07:20There are four couples, and all should be considered co-primaries.
07:28Since we're having Italian pasta for lunch, I bought some Italian wine.
07:34It's in this fridge, yep.
07:35But wait, which one?
07:37It's the one that's from Italy.
07:42I've known Chanel's mom, Joanna, since I was 11.
07:46Chanel and I met playing softball.
07:48We were on a travel team, so we would travel, like, across North America at a young age.
07:52A lot of our relationship, travel, eating, checking new spots out.
07:56This trip is eight of us together.
07:58Kyle, my husband.
08:00Chanel and her husband, Joe.
08:02Chanel's mom, Joanna, and her husband, Wes.
08:06Then JJ and Kelsey.
08:08JJ played with Joe on the Diamondbacks.
08:10They played baseball together, and that's how they met, and we're all friends.
08:14I need somebody to grate the cheese, and I know nobody likes to do it, but that's part of it.
08:18Oh, grate the cheese.
08:20What are we having, by the way?
08:21Oh, lemon anchovy pasta.
08:23Amazing.
08:24My mom is celebrating her birthday this trip.
08:28I believe everybody's birthday should be celebrated big time.
08:32I love my mother.
08:34Traveling with my mother is exhausting.
08:37There is, um, yellow napkins in there to go with it.
08:40It's in the thing marked napkins.
08:42She entertains.
08:43She loves food.
08:44She travels the world.
08:45She is like, let's do a cooking class in Thailand.
08:47She's always in the kitchen, and she'll tell the chefs what they could do better, and maybe what she would
08:53do better.
08:54If somebody's a chef, they have more experience, they have an education behind them, and they should be better than
09:00I am.
09:00So I'm not really tolerant with mediocre food.
09:06Yeah, I'm a bit nervous for the chef.
09:09What do you think?
09:10Yeah, this is delicious.
09:11The guests would like a leopard-inspired dinner for Joanna's birthday.
09:16Following dinner, they'd like a performance from the crew for Joanna.
09:20Britt would also love a leopard-inspired cake to continue celebrating Joanna.
09:25Cool.
09:26Yeah, cool.
09:26Look, they're coming on for a short charter.
09:28Lovely.
09:29I want them to have the time in their life.
09:30We need to amp it up.
09:32Sounds great.
09:33All right, so let's look at dishes, let's look at planning, let's look at service, let's visualize how it's going
09:37to go out.
09:38You guys are dealing with a lot going on.
09:40They seem better today.
09:41That's good.
09:42You know, I want people to be here.
09:43I want them to stay, I want them to grow, I want them to push through this.
09:46But if they're not, I'll make changes, so let's help them on their way, eh?
09:51Yeah.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Thank you very much.
09:58Hello, you.
09:59I saw you.
10:00Really?
10:01Trying to hide as quick as possible.
10:03So you and Jenna share a kiss.
10:05Oh, Jenna clearly fancies the pants off of me.
10:12That's about it, really, isn't it?
10:14I'm not going to be serious about this.
10:17Alicia and Mike, can I speak to you, please?
10:19I'm here.
10:20Okay, I'll be.
10:21Yeah.
10:23Yeah.
10:24Where do I begin?
10:25Is it done?
10:27I'm not happy.
10:28And I need the two of you to understand how serious this is.
10:34The two of you have an ego.
10:36And it needs to go.
10:38I just want to know specifics, like, what have I done exactly wrong?
10:42What's Alicia done exactly wrong?
10:43I'm sick of you pot stirring.
10:45I'm sick of you complaining.
10:47You're both adults.
10:48Start asking for help in a manner that is kind and respectful.
10:54I'm here to guide you.
10:55I'm here to help you.
10:56I feel like I've been very supportive to both of you.
10:59Yeah, I agree.
10:59But now it's time for you guys to start figuring this out on your own.
11:02I want team player.
11:04Yeah.
11:04I want respectful tones towards each other.
11:07And I want to stop with the egos.
11:10Well, the fact that me and Mike are sat here together on the jumping block.
11:14Like, he's put me in this position.
11:16And now I'm going to suffer as a consequence.
11:18Like, I have tried to work with Mike.
11:21And he doesn't want it.
11:22He doesn't want direction.
11:23He doesn't want to do it.
11:24He doesn't even want to clean.
11:25Mike does not give a flying about anyone that's not Mike.
11:29Have a good day.
11:29Will do.
11:32Thank you, guys.
11:36It's just, yeah, let's just not worry about it.
11:38Let's just move on from it.
11:41Right.
11:46I'm getting a coffee.
11:47Do you want one?
11:48Yeah, I want that one.
11:49Nice coffee.
11:52Ready to take on this new charter.
11:55Right.
11:56Unfortunately, we are cakeless.
11:58A shame that we had to give it to the ingrate.
12:01Yeah.
12:04He took the cake.
12:05And then he was like, yeah, cake's great.
12:07By the way, I want nothing to do with it.
12:09Yeah, what a bastard.
12:13Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, sex.
12:17Just on deck remaining and the windows.
12:25Ben, do you have a second to talk?
12:27Me?
12:28Yeah.
12:28For you?
12:29Yeah.
12:29It's just a brief chas.
12:31Oh, ****, really?
12:33You're not going to like what I'm going to say.
12:35Oh, great.
12:36There's a few things that I need from you to make service go smoother.
12:40What?
12:41Do you think in the morning you could try and take, like, time just to, like,
12:47because I think it would help you to menu plan your day?
12:51Yeah?
12:52Because I know chefs think on the fly, and I feel like you do that a lot,
12:55but I think it would help not have you so, like, last minute.
13:00That's not that easy for a chef, because it's like, when that happens, the menu changes,
13:05and it screws me, trust me.
13:08Because there's enough time to be like, oh, no, can he not make this or whatever?
13:11You know, I'd rather just be isolated in the kitchen, doing what I want, or doing what
13:16I think I want.
13:17After last charter, honestly, I am so embarrassed.
13:20I cannot be the only person on this boat having nightmares about soapy eggs.
13:26Does your egg taste weird?
13:28My eggs taste like dish soap.
13:30What did you guys put in eggs?
13:31They put soap in the guests' eggs.
13:36What the hell?
13:37They need to get some serious organisation in there, and quick.
13:41What about trying today, having your lunch and your dinner idea,
13:46Yeah.
13:47Going up to just the primary.
13:49That's the way I would do it.
13:51It's just so tough, because they get on the boat, and they want snacks.
13:54I know, I know.
13:55Now, I think we're doing well, but, like, keep the communication going.
13:59Yeah.
14:01Okay, cool.
14:02All right, okay.
14:02Thanks, Ben.
14:03Yeah, no worries.
14:04Thanks a lot.
14:05Good morning.
14:06Nice to see you.
14:07You too.
14:07How's it going?
14:09Whatever.
14:10Jenna, Jenna, Alicia, all the cabins have been done.
14:15How's this been done?
14:17I've bleached it.
14:18Well, you need to do more than bleaching.
14:20You need to clean it.
14:21What have I got to do?
14:22What?
14:23All crew, all crew.
14:24We are one hour away from guest arrival.
14:27And this, you need, like, a...
14:28What is that?
14:29You need, like, a...
14:29It's...
14:32Do you have a minute?
14:34Yeah, yeah.
14:34What do you need a hand with?
14:35No, I don't need a hand with anything.
14:36I just want to chat.
14:38Why am I nervous right now?
14:40Don't be nervous.
14:42Don't be nervous?
14:42No.
14:45Um...
14:46Obviously, I had time to think about a lot of things.
14:49And I really respect you, and I really enjoy your company with you.
14:54And I don't want to, like, lead you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards,
15:00because I just don't see it happening.
15:12I don't want to lead you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards, because I just don't
15:18see it happening.
15:29I don't want to lead you on to say that it's going to be something else.
15:47I just don't see our lives merging.
15:50But it just feels it's gone from one...
15:52Flip from one coin to the other.
15:54You've just cuddled with me this morning.
15:56We've had our bodies against each other and kissing and everything and that intimacy,
16:01and then you've just gone,
16:02Oh, actually, full 180.
16:04I don't want to do this.
16:05Like, that's just...
16:07Baffling.
16:10Right, well, I need to just have a bit of time to think on what you've said, if that's right.
16:15You've just dumped that on me now.
16:16I'm sorry, I...
16:17Right for the charter.
16:22Boom!
16:24Beautiful.
16:27OK, I'll give you another space.
16:29Yeah, please.
16:33Attention all crew, this is a 30-minute heads up.
16:35Until guest arrivals.
16:37Sweet.
16:37OK, let's go, let's get changed into our white.
16:43Oh.
16:45Mmm.
16:51She's cut it off for me.
16:53F*** off.
16:54Why?
16:55She's like, I don't see what can happen after I've got a too luxurious lifestyle which she can't afford.
17:02Is that what I just said?
17:03We have two completely different lifestyles.
17:06I just don't see our lives merging.
17:08I quite like her a lot, so...
17:10Yeah.
17:11It's just like, right, well, cheers for doing that just before the charter.
17:14Yeah, no, I'm sorry about that as well.
17:16Nah, it's all good, mate, thanks for that.
17:18Oh, yeah.
17:19I've got you back from her, you know that.
17:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:22Just broke it off with Eddie.
17:24He'll feel sad, which sucks.
17:26Like, I'm always the one who's broken up with.
17:29But I think you're definitely doing the right thing.
17:32Break up with someone so early on.
17:35Alright, team, let's go.
17:39Let's get out in the dark.
17:41Yeah.
17:43Positive, positive mental attitude.
17:45You're welcome.
17:46What's up, buddy?
17:47Well, let's talk about it.
17:56There's your boat, bro.
17:57Do they sell sweatshirts for the Sandy Lane?
17:59We want Sandy Lane merch.
18:03How are you?
18:04Great, nice to meet you.
18:05Hi, Bride, I'm Daisy.
18:07Nice to meet you.
18:07Hi, Jenna, I love having you.
18:09Welcome onboard.
18:10Is it your boat, James?
18:11It's my birthday.
18:13So cute.
18:18welcome everyone welcome to katina can anybody bring the sun
18:23it's a blessing in disguise we'll keep the heat out a bit but it's only going to be an hour
18:26to
18:26the anchorage we'll get everything in the water and we'll get wet anyway so days we'll show you
18:30around four hours this group will have to turn it upside down if you want to follow me i'll give
18:35you a tour of the boat in here we have the main saloon get your blues on get lucky gin
18:39and we'll
18:40get out of here you go so these two cabins are the two primaries unbelievable oh yeah these are so
18:45nice where do we put joanna that's really the question this is the rollers for the slide oh
18:49i'm not doing anything oh 100 i'm doing that i'm not i am doing this all day every day all
18:54right
18:55let's get a mixing bowl in a good mood today
19:10okay not really no what a dumb question are you okay all luggage on board we're changing into
19:18blues getting to our stations now may i order a tequila on the rocks with a splash of lime for
19:23yeah to get on the rocks with a splash line okay you can take all lines off coffee taking two
19:27off
19:27concentrate on putting this where it needs to go what's this for this is for the toe line because
19:33that's the next move hey toe line he wants a tequila on the rocks with a dash of lime perfect
19:42i'm just
19:42gonna get into my blaze all lines are in we're moving we're moving we're moving
19:48four quarter is opening there to swing release the tenders now yeah both tenders at toe now thank you
20:00we're going an hour we're going to anchor and then they're going to put out all the water stuff so
20:04we're going down that slide ellie is going to turn into a buzzing machine yeah and forget all of her
20:12woes right love your oh sorry i owe you one yes yes yes yes yes yes ellie elena elena get
20:21your laughing
20:22gear around this there seems to be a difference in ben this morning it's just his energy he's being very
20:27goofy it's weird like where is this coming from is there a spoon in there i'll take this one there's
20:32the
20:32spoon yeah don't swallow the spoon never mind me your name i'm jenna what is the what her name is
20:37jenna she's really bad with uh j names because joanna sucks with names that serve j it's very difficult
20:42for are you family or are you just friends well sometimes sometimes family's an insult so i'll
20:47say family but actually it's mostly friends you guys seem like a fun group i love it okay drop drop
20:53drop
20:56we're bringing the tenders to a short toe all is clear in the art long stay now gonna lock that
21:01up
21:04copy deck team let's get the slide out copy on my way oh it's a beautiful day for katina to
21:12sail away
21:14have you been down the slide oh no i haven't okay that's not good you're not making me feel better
21:19have you gone down the slide i haven't done this no so no one here has gone down the slide
21:24that is working
21:25here yeah so have you gone down the slide you're gonna go now you're gonna go now yeah oh okay
21:31good
21:31you go down the slide i'm going home on a plane hey ben yeah yeah sorry are you doing the
21:36birthday cake
21:37tonight the vanilla essence with ice cream i did a chocolate uh okay have you checked that with the
21:44primary i really i've already made the cake so yeah you know i had to get it out of the
21:49way in the morning i
21:49know but but do you not think it would have been wise to say no i think it would have
21:53been a shocking
21:53idea and we've been through this before sorry honey you just that's the one thing i'm going to combat
21:57you on cakes are very specific and uh i think they're going to absolutely love it but do you
22:02not want me to go up and say hey ben has made a chocolate mousse cake instead of just giving
22:07it to
22:07them nope because they're going to come up with something else no no no i say ben has made a
22:12chocolate mousse cake just to let you know and she goes okay thank you so much for letting me
22:15know so i don't get a weird surprise i will go up with the cake and i will explain it
22:19to them when
22:19it's in front of them okay i think that's weird but thanks daisy you're right 100 yeah thank you
22:25no it's not a hundred percent it's 100 the wrong decision but whatever yeah you're right it's it's
22:30it's a i think it's 110. why are you asking a galleon daisy seriously you're just opening up an avenue
22:36you've said no it's fine but i do think it's the wrong decision but i'll follow your decision
22:42it's a power trip he wants to think that he's in charge over the gas over the crew but this
22:48is not
22:49ben's trip this is the guest trip and then little miss ellie with her head stuck up ben's ass goes
22:56oh
22:56you're so right ben i feel like i'm going crazy just give the people what they want nowhere on those
23:03pepper and cheese doesn't say we don't like chocolate we don't like cheesecake oh really
23:07really me all all right can you give me carte blanche i have carte blanche i'm on board you guys
23:21oh my god oh my freaking god so he threw some soap on you can see it oh my god
23:27and they're going
23:30oh my god sorry man i couldn't help it she wanted a vanilla essence cake right yeah
23:44daisy's got me freaked out now i think it's delicious and they're going to be going to be insane
23:52daisy's one of those people that thinks all chefs are superheroes it's the how to piss off the galley
23:57department playbook
24:01it let's just make another kate
24:03i have tremendous trust issues with chief stews kate wasn't a great communicator i was completely
24:09in the dark you saw me getting stressed earlier because i didn't know what was going on three
24:15hours later i still didn't know what was going on all i've got is time all i've got on this
24:19boat is a
24:20bunch of time on this boat are they liking i don't hover over them while they take their first bite
24:25but
24:25i'll keep you posted but with daisy it's very clear it's obviously too clear start firing up the
24:32second course once this goes because they're gonna eat this really quick i'm here to put the
24:37pressure on yeah well stop doing that but that's my job a little bit of pressure is nice but a
24:43lot
24:43of pressure is not nice i feel like sometimes she's working against me doing two cakes in one morning
24:48pretty good by the way all right we'll do that nice it's finally time for duck i've been waiting for
25:07it's a new concoction and would you like some crazy chocolate over the top oh my gosh you're so
25:11bougie oh oh look at this oh if you wanted to go and speak to them now it's probably a
25:18good time
25:19um i'm busy i'm good whatever it is good thank you no problem here's candles you want candles hey you
25:29huh you want candles i'll take anything anything yeah whatever you get yeah
25:39all right come on and you're just pissing around
25:44so what's the theme lip print hey i love this i love the lip print it looks so cool who's
25:52birthday
25:53is it joanna's maybe you and mike do a dance brilliant
26:07i want to just go over the the knives and forth like i want the chairs like perfect
26:12but he needs to be super super straight how are you guys doing yeah i have a question for you
26:20yeah
26:20of course for dinner is it italian or it's not italian let me check ben ben can you come to
26:25the
26:25main salon guests want to talk to you about dinner copy shirt open or shirt closed shirt open
26:33you hungry hey guys how are we what do we got tonight crispy dot spring roll oh yep i was
26:40gonna
26:40do some wahoo what is that so it's a fish wahoo which you're not that excited about are you
26:47no that's cute that's cute let's do it you're cute we all like pasta yeah of course i love it
26:52and i married an italian so you know yeah i love it yeah yeah of course with lemon and anchovy
26:58and
26:59garlic that's one of chanel and i's favorite yeah yeah i got you very rarely does a guest come in
27:04with
27:04last minute pasta dish requests 10 minutes before dinner ben should have checked in with them before
27:10dinner like i told him to told you so no i don't think daisy's right in any shape or form
27:18man
27:19these guys are kind of full on i'm starving i'm doing good on the stairs probably got 27 times
27:25up and down look it looks so good it's so cute golly golly the guests have moved up to this
27:31one
27:31guy all right brilliant alicia alicia you can go and start on cobbins that are free housekeeping i love
27:39leopard i just oh do you yeah do we have cans of anchovies i'm freaking out now yes we do
27:45have you sure
27:46yes would you like the mosaic sure sure sure golly golly we have all gas at the table it smells
27:53in
27:53hey don't push it too hard yeah either that's perfect well done thank you perfect
28:03where's my dinner wahoo what's what it's a fish thank you thank you crispy dog spring roll sweet
28:10chili slaw oh here's food good here we go crispy dog spring roll with a sweet chili stall it's really
28:17good
28:17the water's boiling for the pasta all right cool yeah thank you that was delicious it was so good
28:23golly we're hearing roger delicious i've got to cook the fish and then we're going to cook the pasta
28:34now ma'am hi hi you look like you're in riding i heard a little basket
28:42it's a bit old all right here we go ladies service please potato leonais uh sauteed wahoo please
28:50ben's alive he's awake jenna's gone to get the pasta for you now beautiful oh where's the colander
29:00they're over there on the shelf the potatoes are delicious
29:03i am starving who's getting hangry well all of us yeah
29:11we didn't set a timer for the pasta it's not good it's like nearly okay should we boil more
29:19this is gonna us it has a fish and it's overcooked oh wow brick came out fading so many directions
29:27so many people around mine's not overcooked really man no brit it is it's tough and it's
29:36right it's like a protein source 11 minutes so he's not set it for eight minutes or nine minutes
29:41no it's like prison fish losing it he's terrible
29:55all right all right set a timer please eight minutes okay very important it has efficiency it's
30:01overcooked i love how you guys all talk back oh no if he asked i would tell him he never
30:06asks
30:06it was just stirring we're ready to clear coffee for galley i got underfed well thank god we added
30:15the pasta right thank god or i would have wasted away problem is with ben's he's freaking slow as the
30:22molasses like some kind of vendetta against your chefs or something i'm gonna get one of the boys to
30:28wait this when they do me they would love that two minutes yep eddie same routine as last time but
30:35at
30:36the start we're gonna go duh duh duh duh duh duh duh we're gonna go one two three here we
30:48go is ben awake
30:52they'll be happy with this pasta though they'll be very happy with it i love it i think it fits
31:02i didn't want to end things at all with jenna she did but definitely there's still something there
31:07so do i still feel like i've got a chance yeah yeah okay i'm ready thank you let's go here's
31:17our family
31:18style pasta yes brandy la pasta that's just good oh you didn't overcook it thank the lord this has
31:25got really good flavor i don't feel like i need to do much more to this all right you ready
31:32a little
31:32i spray a top one yeah thank you very much galley galley that's the table cleared what is this thanks
31:43yeah
31:44you like it
31:49wow what so good you think so
31:56i think we're ready for all the crew on the main saloon when you guys are ready
32:01we can have dessert downstairs oh that's so good fantastic i don't know i have a feeling you're a
32:21little bit more aggressive than he is are you ready for it oh i'm ready i was born ready honey
32:27oh i'm
32:51ready
32:51i mean i've been up since a crack of dawn scrubbing toilets
32:56that's my wife not tonight
33:00and to me this is what i do best
33:06i'm back in my natural habitat cheers
33:12happy birthday joanna happy birthday joanna happy birthday cheers
33:15no is it a leopard leopard yeah from egypt that is something magic mike and friends thank you
33:23oh god can you spit less yeah that will get us the tip like it's pacing on the cake yeah
33:34oh that looks
33:35good white cake white cake right on you want to try it on cake i might try a little bit
33:41yeah try it
33:42is it good i don't love cake and this is really good this is this is awesome good night appreciate
33:48you guys of course good night you made a new cake you're welcome ben
33:54good morning
34:02ben woke up this morning
34:06what's the time
34:08sharing a room with him is absolute i was just saying it's good that she has been to like event
34:14too
34:14but that's probably a bit awkward for ben
34:16you share a room with her it's gonna be really awkward when we're cuddling
34:22i've been waiting to pursue things with dating because i didn't want to hurt any more than i had
34:27already now that it's over i can't help myself from being drawn towards her i thought at this point
34:33joao would have come to me and said i like you or whatever but he is not making a move
34:40so very
34:41confusing it's disgusting it's slow life behavior okay i know i know it's all right
34:47aesthetic manipulative trash can
34:51are you up here to help me i haven't been asked to i just thought i would oh thank you
34:56here we go
34:57all right concentrate on those eggs please i'm concentrating ready to go yeah ma'am
35:02is it do you want to hear some peanut butter for you now could you take those and turn them
35:07into
35:07cookies let me go and see what we can do can we get this out there please while they're warm
35:14please
35:15is that it for breakfast i hope so i want to go out in the water against like looking pretty
35:21nice
35:22okay okay i'll see you all down there by the water mike and alicia you can get started in cabins
35:29do i have
35:30five minutes for some cereal of course yeah take a chill yeah no now's your time now's our time to
35:35just relax for like 15 minutes good oh no way to the front flip as well ben sorry to mention
35:43this
35:43i think they really want homemade cookies i don't know if that's something that's doable yeah this thing
35:49is pretty cool thank you it's remarkable you mentioned let's take a 30 minute break and then
35:55one minute later daisy comes and by the way they want homemade cookies like okay no i know you're there
36:02mate nearly there did the guests ask for the cookies or is this your idea i don't even think they're
36:07good charter guests although i love them they're they're sort of the enemy because we're trying to
36:13please them and they're quite often trying to make our lives difficult but it seems like daisy's kind
36:18of joining in their fun yep i didn't actually use a recipe for this so wish me luck thank you
36:25for
36:25your help this charter no it's been my pleasure we just have to last chance to squiggle it's just
36:32nice to know that we have each other's back i don't know i got that far like i knew you
36:37were gonna have
36:37some sort of rebuttal right go on mendova when do they want the cookies after lunch or what i haven't
36:43told you you're making them i've just heard comments so i thought it was a good idea yeah i bet
36:47you did
36:48yeah that's what i thought nice job
36:52okay
36:57when do they want the cookies i don't know they haven't passed
37:01i didn't say you have to make these cookies i said if it was possible it's a good suggestion great
37:06and i'm telling you the guests are gonna love it i do things to help you so please don't shoe
37:11me like
37:12i'm a dog you had a little smirk on your face a smirk on my face yeah you did daisy
37:18i think we're done
37:18here thank you i made the cookies i don't give a about the cookies i made a suggestion take it
37:23or leave
37:23it zero given don't ever shoe me again
37:43that suggestion manifested itself into eight beautiful cookies you should be proud of yourself
37:49there you want to finish the season with no more suggestions absolutely fine figure it out on
37:55yourself let's see how that goes we just had a big fight you can use me like a punching bag
38:01like he
38:01does everybody else but shooing me like a dog i'm annoyed as well because i feel like it's sending
38:07ellie the wrong message being like it's okay you don't respect me yeah it's not cool she did have a
38:13smoke on her face you saw it right that's what annoyed me do not give a dick dick let's get
38:20ready
38:20lift anchor copy all right let's do this and mike we'll do a paloma for chanel two more palomas
38:28let's go you can pick it up the anchor chain is up and down right now
38:35anchor in the pocket thank you oh that's so great all right so feeling young and then
38:43let me on and then dijon okay dick crew dick crew radio into the marina hi ben hello should we
38:51put
38:51the dijon on the uh i actually made that for the steak oh that's what i'm talking about oh my
38:56god this
38:56is so good this is perfect thank you unbelievable oh oh thank you ben appreciate you i made some fresh
39:03cookies for you guys did you make cookies yeah no you did yeah i did i'm very happy he made
39:10us cookies
39:11i think they came out pretty well actually he made us cookies homemade the steak is outstanding
39:16that's a redeeming steak okay are we ready to go in our dick is clear you can proceed i mean
39:23you guys
39:23need to stand up and look at this like this is absolutely incredible high five well done here we
39:29have homemade chocolate chip cookies and this is like an icing dip ben like he's killing it in the last
39:35part though like you know he's bringing it in the end told you so did you just say oh i'm
39:44sorry for
39:45getting your brainy points to help you on your redemption we didn't give no one for it oh these
39:51are good mm-hmm chewy i'm gonna go and get into my wife's cookies are amazing it's a switch yeah
39:5715 meters
39:58from the starboard dock could you imagine trying to back this thing like i don't like to back into
40:02parking spots in my car steady my forward leading spring now tighten all lines guys both our lines
40:11are on okay i got four lines on thank you very much guys well done that was great shutting down
40:19okay i'm gonna go pack it up i'm not ready to leave i know i don't want to leave either
40:25you gave them all five you're so nice it was actually an unbelievable experience
40:30and daisy huh i'm doing too well today apparently she's offended
40:37you evening someone i don't believe it wasn't that i mean you know why don't you go for an adult
40:43dinner
40:43tonight you me and daisy baby settle it over a dinner why not we'd have a little hod dinner all
40:51right well
40:51i'd put it like that where's that big box we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta
40:56go
40:58ew it's jamming in there okay in line guys oh thank you my darling thank you so much thank you
41:07so much
41:07i'm gonna miss you better late than never been thank you thank you very much thank you thank you very
41:14much thank you so much for all your hard work i'll give this over to you that's what i say
41:19thank you
41:20guys it was just the best just for you guys thank you cheers see you soon
41:28right everyone let's clean this place up blues i mean it's pretty good shape like our stuff is done
41:34no that was a really good trial that one that was they were cool as speak to ben about potentially
41:39us three going out for a dinner oh yeah he said that he had his first argument with you he
41:45was
41:45really everyone really rude like looks me up and down and like shoes me out of the galley i was
41:50like no
41:50the end of the day it's just a little wiki we do it yeah bring an hod he's trying to
41:56persuade me to
41:57come to dinner as a hod we're older and we're hod so yeah i'm into it whatever you kids decide
42:03i'll
42:04do it what's happening we might be going out for dinner first so the hod okay we're gonna meet you
42:09after for a drink perfect this head of department melia you're a dex q right yeah be thinking about it
42:19you're the head of the dex stew department i'm the only dex two that means i'm the head of the
42:25dex
42:25new department you're right so you're allowed to come for dinner mate daisy's gonna love it you're
42:30an hod mate this could go down in history hmm it's wet
42:42alicia attentional crew please be ready in the main salon immediately for a tit mating copy for dick
42:49we're finished working now yeah all right what do we got where's ben has anyone seen him no what
43:01could have been better the food area of improvement food oh ben tip meeting buddy come on no bobby
43:10come on bud it must be a nice to be a guest on this rose ben being late to the
43:16tip meeting is a classic
43:18example of what is going on down in the galley he doesn't respect anybody else's time honestly i'm
43:24so done with it jason's right there all right here we are tip meeting let's go who's a good one
43:32just
43:33ben's not here i don't care i don't give a oh okay we're here to have a tip meeting you
43:38haven't got
43:38the respect to be up here so ben
43:52all right here we are tip meeting let's go all right guys just sit back i'm not here i don't
44:00care okay i don't give a no we're here to have a tip meeting if you haven't got the respect
44:04to be up
44:04here so bad
44:05all right deck did quite a good job so well done
44:17anyone round of applause for ben ben i call it on the radio i want everyone here i need you
44:23to set a
44:23standard for everyone else as well across the board the reviews say it all um there's still a lot to
44:29do
44:29with food going through these then like the fish dish it has a fish hands it's overcooked food needed
44:36some seasoning i love how you guys all talk they're hanging back he asked i would tell him he never
44:41asked
44:41what could be improved food that's nice same thing that's coming over and over again there's only one
44:48way to get it um fixed and that's to talk about it communication meal planning get in front of the
44:56guests see what they want um everyone love the crew mvp is definitely magic mike come on mikey the tips
45:05today were 28 000. whoa that's 2 100. personally this big tip that we got was because of me i'm
45:21gonna
45:21use all of my charter tips to restock on hairspray okay so everyone got their money yes yes yes um
45:29look the helmet's got to go somewhere the helmet has to go to
45:36ben i had to start the team meeting without you i am slightly embarrassed yep jason you're right i'm
45:42tardy and i suck at cooking my food i take very personally so i probably won't be wearing this tonight
45:49but i will take it as a beautiful gift from my illustrious captain there you go cheers
45:57reflection starts now all right thanks guys thank you okay can mike team come um
46:05dizzy i do need to have a chat with you about something head of department mike hod no no i'm
46:12the only one in my department let's secure the last lines bring the ones in from the dock yeah last
46:18a
46:18bit i think people are worried i can't hear this anymore i can't hear this anymore it's bull
46:24i'm a few yes oh thank you baby just bring the loop from there so i can put it on
46:30okay
46:33do you think jason would be upset if i threw this in the ocean
46:36why the did i get the helmet you don't give department heads a helmet
46:48are you dressing chill tonight let's ask daisy what are you wearing casual i'm wearing this and i'm
46:53wearing heels okay absolutely tremendous she's wearing like half an american flag it's like memorial day
47:01will daisy be happy that i have memorialized her outfit i've got a red shirt yeah oh i think i
47:08love it
47:11what's wrong babe i don't know how i feel i'm not sure i i felt kind of dizzy
47:16i don't feel like too good yeah that's okay come on man don't be shy let's go everyone ready for
47:23it
47:23are you going out on the hod's yeah don't really want to distance myself from the crew all right so
47:28i have to say that to stay with you guys i think that's what a good hod should do yeah
47:32100 whatever
47:33oh wow oh wow oh my gosh i can't wow wee right shall we guys we'll see you later
47:49appreciate that man thank you very much i didn't realize this place is so nice guys i think this is
47:54like such a nice time for like us to bond going to the sand baby come on to daisy here's
48:01just getting
48:02this far and to daisy yes and to getting this far and to finishing the battle yes we are going
48:10to
48:10cry battle is there right am i getting my apology
48:18i don't know what that is you're gonna have to go over that one
48:28coming up what was the most enjoyable thing about the jar mine was becoming head of department
48:34you think you can't move around fenders mike is winding me up and this is a big f you to
48:41daisy as
48:42daisy has deliberately told him to stop doing just that okay slap that smoke off your face and it
48:48really pisses me off
48:56am i getting my apology about what i think don't do this listen i just just rip the band-aid
49:05and just say
49:06i'm sorry it was a day it's so difficult because i can't remember what happened no i was swatting a
49:14fly you'll win people did i do that yeah and it was i was swatting a fly no you weren't
49:19i've just heard
49:20comments so i thought it was a good idea yeah i bet you did yeah okay you use people as
49:27a punching bag
49:28and then when you get called out for it you use your charm to swim out of it you did
49:34it with ellie
49:34you did it with elicia you smile you say i don't remember you make every other excuse you've got
49:41to understand you said oh well they didn't actually ask for the cookies and you were kind of smoking
49:45and so was janna ask elena she saw you smiling oh i bet she did yeah why don't we dive
49:52into that
49:54this whole getting ellie to back you up i felt like you were empowering her to almost undermine me
50:01when you shoo me out of your galley in front of her she also smirks ellie will adapt to you
50:07more
50:07than anyone else she looks up to you so if you say daisy she'd be like yeah daisy i always
50:12have your
50:13back all right okay now would be a great time for me to just apologize to you okay thank you
50:20all right i
50:21think this is a hug apology hug apology i love you i didn't mean it all right thank you that
50:27means a
50:27lot thank you despite everything i actually get daisy and i think daisy gets me and it would be a
50:34shame
50:35to lose that and between you and i if daisy feels like i owe her an apology then i probably
50:40owe her an
50:41apology thank you i'm sorry no bastards that's all i took again i think everybody just needs to step up
50:49a bit and follow along mikey's standards and there needs to be more dexu head of department means
50:54you're the hod you're the only department you're in
50:57you're next you're department i'm so glad you're great different six good sarcasm yeah well that's
51:05that's for british humor thank you so much let's get to the fun stuff so who do you fancy jenna
51:12full
51:13stop wow 100 the two of you giggle like a bunch of in school yeah yeah no obviously i fancy
51:20jenna i
51:21think she's smart i think she's cool i think you guys suit more than anyone else on the boat i'm
51:26jealous
51:27you have a vibe with someone what about you kids eh it's such a bright future don't it up
51:33should we play a game what was the most enjoyable thing about the charter no beach setup
51:40what was your hire now well mine was becoming head of department of
51:48thank you so um yeah this has been like my highest point of the trip it means a lot
51:52because obviously i'm the only person in this department if you think about the stew side of
51:56things yeah like if i asked jenna to come outside and do a job on the deckhand she couldn't do
52:01it
52:02you think you can't move around fenders mike is winding me up and this is a big f you to
52:09daisy as
52:10daisy has deliberately told him to stop doing just that take that smoke off your eyes for her i'll explode
52:17like slap that smoke off your face and it really misses me all who wants to go for a cigarette
52:24with
52:24me i don't know but i can hey guys you all go and get ready and then head over the
52:28lagoon yeah let's go
52:32you got such strong good energy honestly thank you it's a sad terrorist thing it is
52:39there's one strange man tell me about it the way he came into that tip meeting late it felt like
52:47we
52:47were all a bit like what the ben first time that i've seen jason go i don't give a and
52:52i know
52:53the thing with jason is this if he wants to lose it he can who are you talking about first
53:00time in my
53:01life i've seen jessica don't give a if he's not here that that for you should mean something
53:07what is your problem man who's problem you see don't get defensive now mate let's go
53:12bitches we're not demonetarian getting up already you need to keep your radio on you the point i was
53:19trying to have a nap the only person you're disrespecting is jason in that sense because
53:23no you're just respecting the whole team just everyone have a go at them would you
53:28is there anything interesting to say or are we just gonna bitch at each other for no reason
53:34you can pick up the tab send me the bill brilliant love this conversation mental
53:42if he cannot differentiate between friendship and work then this is probably that was insane
53:46he just would not take any accountability
53:54next on below deck down under awesome
53:56wow i love this what's going on i care about you and i want to see something there with her
54:03yeah yeah this is new
54:06she needs to learn to grow up if you want to keep winding eddie up and playing with his feelings
54:10i'm gonna wind you up even more hey totally you know what you shouldn't be you don't deserve to be
54:18you're not winding general no no like i'm the dexter i've got the head of department get off the boat
54:22get off the boat
54:24you
54:24you
54:24you
54:26you
54:26you
54:26you
54:26you
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