00:00It is very important for David Stearns to answer the questions of that last caller
00:04and even answer the questions of Mets fans.
00:07And I'll give David advice, even though it's not going to make Frank the Tank feel better
00:10or Joe Beningo feel better or even me feel better.
00:13Die on the sword.
00:15Admit that you effed up.
00:17Now, you're not going to go full admission because it's only 29 games,
00:20but you've got to say, look, guys, every move I've made has sucked.
00:25We've got a lot of time for that to change.
00:27But I have to own that I touch it, it turns to turds.
00:32In fact, you can use that quote if he wants to.
00:36Kind of like it's alliteration.
00:37You like that?
00:38It turns to turds.
00:40I didn't even do that on purpose.
00:41But I do think for the sake of the Met fan and even for the sake of Mendoza,
00:45I think it's important for David Stearns to address the media later today.
00:49Yeah, sitting at 9 and 19 and having only won two games out of the last 16, 15, whatever it
00:54is.
00:55That's just embarrassing bad.
00:56Oh, I got one other piece of advice for David.
00:58Don't smile.
01:00Whatever you do, put a permanent resting bitch face face on.
01:06And that's a good thing.
01:07This will be one of those examples where resting bitch face is the right thing to do.
01:09You're a whiny bitch.
01:11It'll tell everybody that you're taking it seriously.
01:13Yeah, because if you smirk and give us the I know more than you smirk,
01:17it's not going to go well.
01:18You're a whiny bitch.
01:18I know.
01:18Yeah, I know.
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