00:10You think your world is safe, but your time is about to run out.
00:20The chaos has only just begun.
00:50I know most of you don't remember me, but I know all of you.
01:10Even though I was stuck light years away on Earth, I never stopped trying to get back home.
01:21Everything changed since you left.
01:24It's all gone.
01:27Skeletor took my family.
01:34And he destroyed our world.
01:41It's all my fault.
01:43I know how it feels to feel.
01:47Take the sword.
01:50And when you fall, that's your chance to stand tall.
02:19The universe shall quake in my shadow.
02:26This is my home.
02:29I'm going to fight for it.
02:31But I can't do it without you.
02:33Somebody wants to grow.
02:35I need every man, woman, or whatever that is.
02:52You may have the power, but you're too scared to use it.
02:59Trust me.
03:00I know how to use it.
03:10You tell everyone that you're from another planet.
03:17It just makes you sound a little very crazy.
03:23Do you, Forky, to Karen Beverly, to be your beloved bride?
03:28I now pronounce you husband and knife.
03:35Who poisoned the maid of honor?
03:39Bonnie, there's a package for you.
03:42Oh, thank you, thank you.
03:43Hi there, I'm Lillipat.
03:46Let's play.
03:47Ah, extinction.
03:49Not again.
03:52Bonnie, screen time's over now.
03:54Okay.
03:55I want to talk to you, device.
03:57Please, call me Lily.
03:58Me and the toys have been working all summer to try and get Bonnie to make friends.
04:02Yeah.
04:02But then you had to ruin it.
04:04Got it.
04:04You're not even listening to me.
04:05I'm always listening.
04:07See?
04:07Now look here.
04:08Me and the toys have been working all summer.
04:09Now in Spanish.
04:12What?
04:12Yeah, I got dibs on behind the dresser.
04:16Lily!
04:17Jesse?
04:17Hello?
04:18Is it as bad out there for toys as they say it is?
04:21We're finding more abandoned toys each day.
04:24We're dumb!
04:25Tech's invaded our house, too.
04:27I don't know, Jesse.
04:29Toys are for play, but tech is for everything.
04:35I'm losing Bonnie to this device.
04:38You got a family.
04:40Woody!
04:42Came here as fast as I could.
04:43Why are you wearing a dress, Woody?
04:45It's called a poncho, Forky.
04:48Someone needs a brown marker.
04:50Halt!
04:50Who goes there?
04:51Whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:52I come in peace?
04:54It's been too long, cowboy.
04:56What are you?
04:57Some sort of old man toy?
04:58What?
04:59She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody.
05:01Bonnie needs help from someone, at least from the same century.
05:05So long, toys.
05:09We're going to need backup.
05:13No way.
05:16Just get me away, Buzz!
05:20Our mission on this planet is to make a child happy.
05:27Bonnie still needs us.
05:30Come on, Bullseye!
05:31Buzz, you stay here.
05:32I'm going with them.
05:33You don't think I can do it?
05:35Buzz, no!
05:35Oh!
05:37Nice poncho.
05:39It's good to see them fighting again.
05:41It sure is.
05:52I'm Joe.
05:53I'm Risa.
05:56Do you want to be best friends?
05:57Cool.
05:58Let's make it official.
06:00Uh, sorry.
06:01I can't do a blood oath.
06:02I'm not a psycho.
06:03No.
06:04I've never had a best friend before.
06:06Me neither.
06:07Let's go!
06:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
06:17We're going to be best friends forever.
06:19Right?
06:22Forever and ever.
06:29You don't have to go all the way to the U.S. for school.
06:32It's what my parents want.
06:34It shouldn't be their choice.
06:36It's your life.
06:38But hey, we made some good memories.
06:43Risa?
06:45Something's happening.
06:46No way.
06:55Hold on!
06:56Oh, why won't you come see your body?
07:14Where are we?
07:16The Forgotten Island is a dangerous place.
07:20The longer you're here, the more memories you'll forget.
07:24We would forget everything, even each other?
07:28This is our entire friendship.
07:34We gotta find your way back home!
07:47We're running out of time!
07:49Hey, hey, it's okay. Listen to me, Raisa. I just have one question for you.
07:55Who let the dogs out?
07:56No, not right now.
07:57Come on, answer the question.
08:00Who let the dogs out?
08:02Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
08:06Okay, thank you.
08:08We need a game plan!
08:09Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
08:11Hey!
08:42Hello, everybody.
08:44Ray Romano here with some big news.
08:47Wow, it's cold in here.
08:49Did the AC break or something?
08:52Hey, Ray, you ready to give the big announcement?
08:55I sure am.
08:57Just give me a minute.
08:58Could somebody turn the heat up, please?
09:01What?
09:03I see you got my gift.
09:04What's happening?
09:05I thought it'd be fun.
09:07Okay, tell him.
09:08Ice Age 6 is coming to theaters.
09:10There we go.
09:17The herd is back, baby.
09:19I got to call everybody I know.
09:24Hey, Magic Mirror.
09:26Who's the fairest of them all?
09:27Why, Shrek, of course.
09:32Ew, Dad.
09:33Ooh, Mama Light.
09:35Who's making this stuff?
09:36Not me.
09:39Shrek 5, starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and Zendaya?
09:46Oh, damn.
09:48Only in theaters.
09:49Christmas 2026.
09:54Bye.
09:54Bye.
09:59Bye.
10:02Bye.
10:12Bye.
10:15Bye.
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