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مسلسل Modern Family مترجم - Episode 9
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01:03المترجمات عنوه لا relationا؟
01:05لنسوا بأم نتعرف التنسل من حقوقنا
01:07وخصائنا سنجح العيب على أهل المسيح بال bus
01:09وإنهي بالنسيح والجم's والإهلي
01:11ونسأل هذه الأطرق والعياء
01:12تأتي بطريقة صديقة
01:13دقيقة صديقة صديقة صديقة صديقة صديقة صديقة صديقةصصة
01:16وبالذها و لا مقلقة نجلب اصده
01:21طلالي منقظت تسلقق بصصور حسن
02:23this is not our party
02:26but fine what would you suggest we get them then
02:30get them a gift card
02:32a gift card
02:33yeah
02:35who hurt you
02:40hey gloria
02:41you got any idea how to wrap one of these things
02:43is that a crossbow
02:44yeah am i the greatest grandpa in the world or what
02:47نحن لا يمكنه خلالك راقد تخطر بوفسه
02:50شكراً يجب ، فأنت تحصر للحظ
02:52فحسب أصلاحهم أصلاح الأن
02:54ظهر guru لمزات أنتي خربة مكروة
02:56وعند بدأتا معنى
02:58وحب العلومات تغيب
02:59وإنها لتعديه مخافطة
03:00أمي تحيزي
03:02هل نحن صارعاً بنظام
03:03آأمين
03:04كيف حانت عمره لماذا أصدقünde
03:06ليس شائعاً
03:08لا أحد
03:09لكن هناك هناو م Coordinator
03:10لها اريدتنا هذه الجديدة
03:11تحتاج بالجري
03:14سيكون لها ميت
03:15أنا أحسنتًا.
03:19لا يزالي يأتي بيجلي.
03:21هذا هو أكثر من أجل أنك فقال جيد.
03:24فهي حقا.
03:26أنه استطيع كل شيء لإجعلها.
03:28أحبتها الكثير من المزيدين.
03:32لا تعمل.
03:33هناك العيش لا تريد أن تريد ذلك المشكلة.
03:36تريد أن تريد ومع ومع ومع ومع ومع ومع ومع ومع.
03:38ومن أن تكون لديها أي شيء،
03:40أنت تكون مزيدة.
03:43لا، لا، لا، ل obtained الأمر المقراب المقاربات التي تجربتها
03:47لدي لديها نقاط قولة
03:48ل brakes أنها الكثير على ركتك
03:51جدًا، سنعطلها عنا أن تحضر لحظه احضر كيف حالك؟
03:55ماذا أحد أن تجربة رققاً لك؟
03:58لم أبقى لديه لديها نظري
04:01لا، لن تشغيل بها
04:03نفسكنا لن ن επارج نفسه
04:09سألتن بعض المذكات في مدى
04:12I know I made a promise to Mitchell
04:13But some things are bigger than promises
04:18Fizbo
04:19Would be at that party
04:26Hello old friend
04:32It all happened so fast
04:34I keep thinking there was something I could have done
04:36No, don't blame yourself
04:37Who could have possibly seen it coming
04:39Sweetie, that's a rock wall
04:41Is that even safe?
04:42Oh my god
04:43Dave, relax
04:44Hey, has anyone ever gotten hurt on one of these things?
04:48I don't know man, it's my first day
04:49See, they wouldn't let the new guy do it
04:51Don't worry, I got like a hundred releases
04:56When did we decide all this?
04:57I think it's too much
04:59See, I knew you'd say that
05:00That's why I didn't tell you
05:01So just relax, grab a snow cone
05:03There's a snow cone machine?
05:05Mom, just so you know, Dylan cannot have mayonnaise
05:08That's random, why are you telling me that?
05:10Because he's coming to the party
05:12Is that absolutely necessary?
05:13Yes, because she can't go ten minutes without her boyfriend's tongue in her mouth
05:16It's like he's feeding a baby bird
05:18Don't be so jealous
05:19I'm sure you'll meet someone super hot at computer camp
05:22Hey
05:22Hey
05:24So what you got there?
05:26Oh, these are supplies for the craft table
05:27I finally figured out what we're going to be making
05:29Kids bored?
05:31I'm teasing, I'm teasing
05:32It looks good
05:33What is it?
05:35Home sheets
05:36I know, I know
05:38But we made them when I was 11 years old
05:39At Donna Rigby's birthday party
05:41At first we thought it was really stupid
05:42And then we had a blast, so
05:43How could you not?
05:45You've combined the two things that kids love the most
05:47Combs and sheaths
05:51I'm kidding!
05:52Where's my comb?
05:54Oh, here it is
05:55In my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath
05:58That I made at Luke's awesome birthday party
06:00Hole in one, Mrs. Dunphy
06:02Hole in one
06:05I'm home
06:07I got Luke a video game
06:08But it's about math
06:09So
06:11Guess we're those kind of uncles
06:14Cam
06:19Don't be mad
06:21Oh
06:23Cam
06:24I've known I wanted to be a clown
06:26Since I found out clowns were just people with makeup
06:29As a matter of fact
06:30By the time I was a teenager
06:31If I wasn't in school or fishing
06:32I was clowning
06:33There are four types of clowns
06:35A tramp
06:36And a goose
06:37A white face
06:38And a character
06:39I am a classically trained
06:41A goose clown named Fizbo
06:42What?
06:43Nothing
06:45Between the clown and the fish
06:46And I'm surprised you had time for the schooling
06:50Oh, and there's the fifth type
06:52The sad clown
06:52The sad clown is a tramp
06:54So there's still only four types
07:00Cam, I thought we discussed this
07:03We did
07:03But I started thinking
07:05And this isn't about you or me
07:06This is about a little boy
07:08Who deserves some happiness
07:09And he's gonna get that from his weird gay clown uncle?
07:13Fizbo is not gay
07:14He's asexual
07:15He's an innocent
07:16Whose only drive is to bring people joy and laughter
07:19And balloon animals
07:20He's the least sexual being on earth
07:22Oh
07:22Oh, okay
07:23Well, at least we agree on something
07:24Yeah
07:31If this tape is found in the future
07:34This is how we humans celebrated birthdays
07:37Hey, Dad!
07:39Yeah, there's my boy
07:40Zipline, extreme
07:44I'm okay
07:44I'm good
07:45I'm good
07:46Lesson learned
07:47Don't stand
07:48Don't stand there
07:49Let's go ahead and rope this area off
07:51Excellent
07:51Thank you
07:53Hey, buddy
07:54You having fun?
07:56Yeah
07:56And I love my new belt
07:57Hey, Luke
07:59Luke, do you want to make a comb sheath?
08:01A what?
08:02It's a cool leather holder for your comb
08:04And you can decorate it
08:05I've got beads
08:06And glitter
08:07And all kinds of stuff
08:09Do you want to?
08:10Nah
08:11I'm going to do a rock walk
08:14Okay, honey
08:15It's your day
08:16Honey, let me know if you get low on supplies
08:18I'll make a quick run back to the 1950s for you
08:23Again?
08:24Seriously
08:26Zipline, guys
08:26Just some ropes
08:28Did you remember to switch the whites to the dryer?
08:30Oh, no, I forgot
08:31They're going to smell musty
08:32I know
08:33I'm sorry
08:34I'll pump
08:35No, no, no
08:36I'll do it
08:36You stay right here
08:37Relax
08:38Oh, I get it
08:39You're worried about people seeing me
08:40Without question
08:41You know, people are going to stare
08:43They're not used to seeing one clown in a car
08:48That's her
08:49Bianca Douglas
08:50She's so cute
08:52She has good handwriting
08:54She's a complete package
08:56Wish me luck
08:57You don't need luck
08:58You just remember those jokes I told you
09:00You have to stop meeting like this
09:06What?
09:07We go to school together
09:08Oh, yeah
09:09Do you like jokes?
09:11Sure
09:11Great
09:12Okay, so a grasshopper named Gary walks into a bar
09:15Oh, no
09:16You're not supposed to know his name
09:18Let me try another one, okay?
09:19Knock, knock
09:20Who's there?
09:21Interrupting cow
09:22Interrupting cow who?
09:23Move
09:36Um, hey
09:36Pay yourself
09:38Move
09:39You kind of just bumped me with your car
09:41I don't think so
09:42No, no, you did because, um
09:44Yeah, I got grease on my pants
09:45And then also I felt it
09:47Call an ambulance
09:48Okay
09:49I just thought you might want to know
09:50In case you wanted to be a decent human being
09:51And apologize, but
09:53No
09:54Okay
09:56Ass
09:58What did you say?
10:02Forget about it, all right?
10:05Listen, Caratop
10:06I didn't touch you
10:07So do the smart thing
10:08Shut your hole
10:09Get in your car
10:10Drive away
10:11Is there a problem here?
10:13What the hell are you?
10:14I'm the ass-kicking clown
10:16That'll twist you like a balloon animal
10:17I will beat your head against this bumper
10:19Until the airbags deploy
10:20So apologize
10:21To my boyfriend
10:23Right
10:23Now
10:24Apologize
10:25Boyfriend
10:26Apologize
10:27Okay
10:27I'm sorry
10:29I'm sorry
10:33Let's go
10:34We're gonna be late
10:47Mind if I come in?
10:49Sure
10:51Come here
10:54Why you bounce so sad?
10:56I told all my jokes
10:57It turns out
10:59I'm not the funny guy
11:00The right girl will find you
11:02When it's time
11:04Even though I'm gonna hate
11:05Losing you to another woman
11:06You'll never lose me, Mom
11:08I'll always love you
11:09No matter what
11:11She's big
11:14You see right there
11:15You need no tricks
11:16Just be this sweet
11:18Wonderful little boy
11:19That you are
11:19Sweet little boy
11:22Got it
11:22She won't know what hit her
11:24Bye-ya, bye-ya
11:27Hey, Manny
11:28Want to make a sweet comb sheet?
11:30Can I have a worse time, Claire?
11:33Oh, it's so peaceful and quiet over here
11:37Ha-ha
11:38Came over here to gloat
11:39I already know
11:40It's dud
11:40Actually, I came to give you this
11:43It's your favorite flavor
11:44Blue
11:46Thanks, honey
11:48And your hair looks really nice
11:49Thanks
11:50I've been combing it all day
11:53All right, let's all give Luke a big hand
11:55For being so brave
11:58This feels so weird
12:00What does it eat?
12:01Oh, just little boy brains
12:04Well, at least Luke's got nothing to worry about
12:06Is there mayo in this?
12:07No, you're good
12:09So I was thinking
12:10Maybe we could go slip away
12:13So does anyone want to pet the iguana?
12:15Hells yes
12:16Over here
12:17Over here
12:18Over here
12:18Love lizards
12:20What's his name?
12:21Her name is Lizzie
12:23Wow
12:25I totally get that
12:26You don't deserve this
12:28What?
12:30Hot reptile chick
12:31You know, probably has her own apartment
12:33Obviously okay
12:34Touching gross stuff
12:36They're just talking
12:37You're right
12:38Dylan's far too sophisticated
12:40To get sucked in by a single lady
12:42With tons of cool tattoos
12:43Hey
12:44I think it peed on me
12:45Oh no
12:46No way, Mother Nature
12:48Just shut up, bro
12:49I can't believe he does that
12:53Hey, what am I missing, guys?
12:55Oh, jeez, Gloria
12:57Jay, look!
12:58I go high!
12:59Look, look!
13:01Hey guys, hit the road
13:02Come on, you're family men
13:03Come on, scat
13:04Great job, buddy
13:06Now comes the fun part
13:08Repel down
13:09It's really high
13:11You have nothing to fear
13:13But fear itself
13:14And the concrete
13:16But I'm right here, buddy
13:17Okay, just catch me
13:19I am brave
13:21Roller coasters
13:22Love them
13:22Scary movies
13:23I've seen Ghostbusters
13:24Like seven times
13:25I regularly drive through
13:26Neighborhoods that have only
13:27Recently been gentrified
13:28So, yeah
13:29I'm pretty much not afraid of anything
13:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody
13:33Quit your clowning around
13:34That's my job
13:38Except clowns
13:40Never shared that with the fam
13:42So
13:42Do have an image to maintain
13:45I am not really sure
13:46Where the fear comes from
13:47My mother says
13:48It's because when I was a kid
13:49I found a dead clown in the woods
13:50But
13:50Who knows
13:53Hey, oh
13:53Well, you must be the birthday boy
13:55Wow, is that you, Uncle Cam?
13:58Oh, no, I'm Fizbo the clown
14:00I don't know who this Uncle Cam is
14:01But he sure sounds handsome, doesn't he?
14:04Hey, who likes ballooned animals?
14:06I know, I do
14:07Just Cam
14:09Just Cam
14:10You all right?
14:11What?
14:12Yeah
14:12No, I'm sort of kind of a
14:15Complicated relationship with clowns
14:17Clowns
14:17Join the club
14:23Look
14:23I came on strong with that whole funny guy bit
14:26This is me just being myself
14:30Okay
14:30Hey, do you know who that boy is over there?
14:33Oh, that's Dylan
14:34He's Haley's boyfriend
14:37He's so cute and tall
14:40I'm still growing
14:41Give me a break
14:44Pardon me, miss
14:45But this little doggy needs a new home
14:47Oh, thank you
14:51That's quite an impressive get-up you got there
14:53Thank you, Jay
14:54Oh, by the way, you have something on your shoulder
14:59That's good
15:00Never mind
15:01It was nothing
15:03We're done here
15:13So, do you keep these at, like, a zoo or something?
15:16No, I just keep them at my place
15:18That's awesome
15:19I only have a cat
15:20Yeah?
15:21I used to have a cat
15:23I was just messing with you before
15:25But seriously, he's still talking to her
15:28Oh, cool
15:29On it
15:31You know, this is one of
15:33You're like Britney Spears
15:34You're so funny
15:36You kind of do look like Britney Spears
15:39Really?
15:39I'm just kidding
15:39Um, anyway, this is probably my favorite
15:42Hey, jungle lady
15:44I think, I think one of your bugs got out
15:46What?
15:48This one?
15:48This box thing here
15:49It's on its side
15:50Oh, my God, where did it go?
15:52Is everything okay?
15:53No, I
15:54Well, it's a poisonous scorpion
15:55And I need to find it
15:56Okay, kids
15:57Um, let's all tuck our pants into our socks
16:00Avoid shady moist places
16:01And let's make a game of looking where we step
16:11Is he okay?
16:12Can we see him?
16:13He's in with the doctor right now
16:14I mean, these things happen, right?
16:18No matter how careful you are
16:19Hey, look what Grandpa gave me
16:22Crossbow
16:22Sweetie, that does not look safe
16:24Don't worry
16:24He's gonna show me how to use it
16:26That's what I'm afraid of
16:28Come on, you ready?
16:32Oh, my God
16:32You are not making comb sheets
16:34I am, and I know
16:35It's really lame
16:36Everybody hates it
16:37It's just like Donna Rigby's party
16:39Exactly, yes
16:41And I have the beads and everything
16:42Amazing
16:43This is awesome
16:45Wow, so
16:46Cam's a clown
16:47I got you
16:48Yeah
16:50And there's mine
16:52Do you think it's weird
16:53That we both chose people
16:54Who are so
16:55Uninhibited?
16:56I was gonna say embarrassing
16:57But yeah
16:58Look at them, though
16:59They're the life of the party
17:02You know, I gotta say
17:03For all his craziness
17:05I love my clown
17:06Me too
17:08They're good for us
17:09I would've totally tanked this party
17:11And I would've gotten my butt kicked
17:13At a gas station
17:15Sorry?
17:16Turns out Fizbo is a real badass
17:25No, no, no, too close
17:27Too close
17:28Too close
17:29What the hell?
17:31Oh, crap
17:33Calm down
18:02What happened?
18:05I'm coming
18:06I'm coming
18:07Manny Delgado is a man of action
18:14Wait, my dog is still in there
18:17I'll be right back
18:28Ow
18:29Ow
18:31Sweetie?
18:32Luke?
18:33What happened, buddy?
18:34What happened?
18:35What happened, honey?
18:36Hey, hey, hey, hey
18:36What happened?
18:37I slipped all these stupid beads
18:40Oops
18:40Come on, here we go
18:42Ow
18:44How easy
18:45Oh, he's gonna be fine
18:46Ay, Dios mío
18:47Que bueno, eh
18:48How are you, kid?
18:49Oh, there we go
18:50Oh, there we go
18:51Poverty
18:53Good morning
18:56Wow, everybody's here
18:57Of course we are
18:58How's that busted flipper?
18:59Okay
19:00Sorry about today, buddy
19:01We'll try again next year, uh
19:02Are you kidding?
19:03This was the best birthday ever
19:05What?
19:06I got a cast
19:08You like the cast?
19:09I've always wanted one
19:10After a few weeks
19:12They start to smell
19:13Ew
19:13You are so weird
19:15You know that?
19:16Can I shine it?
19:17Sure
19:17Hey, me first
19:18Here
19:19If you'd asked me before the party
19:21If I wanted there to be
19:22A chain reaction
19:23Of disasters
19:23That led to Luke
19:24Breaking his arm
19:25I probably would have said no
19:28Probably
19:28Probably
19:29Definitely
19:29Definitely not
19:30Would not want that
19:33But
19:34One way or another
19:35Luke was the center of attention
19:36On his birthday
19:37And the whole family was together
19:41Just the way it should be
19:43Bisco delivery
19:44I brought the cake
19:46I can't do this
19:51I got him out
19:58Cake
19:59And the whole family was together
20:02Running out there
20:03Running out there
20:03Running out there
20:04Yeah
20:10Bianca Douglas called me three times tonight
20:12I'm not gonna lie to you
20:13Starting to feel smothered
20:16I really like my cast
20:18But it's starting to itch
20:20Good thing my mom made me this personal scratcher
20:24Oh, that's good stuff
20:26If another woman is messing with your man
20:29You have to get proactive
20:30I don't care how pretty she is
20:32Or how many stupid reptiles she has
20:35She tries to take what's mine
20:38Girlfriend's gonna get stung
20:39And your girl
20:40I barely like my wife
20:41I really like my dad
20:42I know
20:43So
20:43I
20:43Oh, let's through
20:50therapist
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