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RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars - Season 10 - Episode 02: Murder On The Dance Floor
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00:00:06This season on the Tournament of All Stars, 18 queens compete in three brackets for a chance
00:00:13to face off in the finals and win a grand prize of $200,000. Last week, Bracket One competed
00:00:22in the first of their three episodes. For your first Tournament of All Stars Maxi Challenge,
00:00:28you need to perform in the music video winner winner chicken dinner. You think
00:00:36there's gonna be a like alliance situation? It's giving melanin squads? Yeah, you need
00:00:41sisters by your side to help you get to the top. I have been vibing with Deja. But I
00:00:46just think obviously you're my number one. Meemoo. Operation Meemoo is in full
00:00:52effect. Aja. Your energy was out of control. Irene the alien. This is how you come back to this
00:01:04competition. The top two All Stars of the Week are Aja. Oh my god. And Irene. Yay! Condragulations.
00:01:14You've each earned two points. Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000 and earn a coveted
00:01:24extra point. Aja. Yes. You're a winner winner chicken dinner. Each week, the bottom four queens
00:01:35will each receive one point. You must give it away to the All Star you believe is the most valuable
00:01:44queen of the week. Choose wisely because at the end of this bracket, the three queens with the most points
00:01:52will move on to the semi-finals.
00:02:02Wow. Oh, we got couches.
00:02:06Hey. No difference. Hey.
00:02:09Okay, this is. Oh, I see already. I see. Look at it already, girl. These are at the points.
00:02:13Week one is done and in two weeks, this group of girls will be cut in half and only three
00:02:19of us are making it to the next round.
00:02:21That is scary.
00:02:23What does, like, MVQ mean to you, like, in general? Like, when you heard MVQ, what was it giving?
00:02:29Well, see, my thing was, it might not even be who was the best in the challenge. It could be
00:02:33someone, maybe they helped me,
00:02:35maybe they really motivated me, maybe they really inspired me, you know?
00:02:39Most of All Build Queen is delightfully loosely worded, so I'm hoping that we can really get on the same
00:02:46page about how we divvy this out.
00:02:48I would love a point, and I do feel like I earned a point.
00:02:52Right.
00:02:53I feel like I got a lot of praise. It felt like very much they were just, like, singled out,
00:02:56like,
00:02:57Bosco, you were great.
00:02:58Right.
00:02:59Yeah. Not great enough, toodles.
00:03:01So, if I don't get a point, I'm going to feel some sort of play.
00:03:04So, here's the thing with these MVQ points, strategy, and relationships come into play.
00:03:09You know, right now, me and Bosco are kind of becoming great friends, and she turned it in the challenge.
00:03:14I could give it to her, but if she wins next week, she could be at the top of the
00:03:18scoreboard.
00:03:19Is that really what I want to do?
00:03:21The safest math bet is we all give each other one.
00:03:24Yeah, that was kind of my first thought.
00:03:26That is the diplomatic, like, pageant answer, but what if I did give my point away to the
00:03:32winning queen this week, Aja?
00:03:35Oh, oh.
00:03:36She is my sister coming in here, and obviously we have each other's back.
00:03:40We're part of the same ballroom house.
00:03:42Um, Olivia, we're in an alliance. Help your sister out.
00:03:47That was, like, literally not even in my, like, thought process, giving them more points.
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:52I think everything was in my thought process.
00:03:54The other girls may not like it, but Aja is my strongest alliance here.
00:03:59Yes, she just won three points, but that also makes her a strong contender for the semifinals.
00:04:05So if I give her the point, I will then effectively not be giving someone else that is my competitor
00:04:11a point.
00:04:12Yeah!
00:04:13Speaking of earning points, those pins look real good.
00:04:17Yes, ma'am.
00:04:19Aja is now our frontrunner.
00:04:20Hey.
00:04:20Okay.
00:04:21All eyes on our frontrunner.
00:04:22I just won the motherfucking lip sync.
00:04:24Winner, winner.
00:04:25Chicken dinner.
00:04:28$10,000 tip.
00:04:30Ah!
00:04:31Mine.
00:04:32And with my three points, I have stamped that, bitch, I'm here to play this motherfucking
00:04:38game.
00:04:39We were just discussing these lovely pins.
00:04:41These pins.
00:04:42This is crazy.
00:04:43Yeah.
00:04:44This is bananas and pajamas.
00:04:45This is Lord of the Flies.
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:46Battle Royale.
00:04:47Have you made your decision?
00:04:48What would you do?
00:04:49If you were in our position.
00:04:51Look, I'm not gonna lie.
00:04:53I did a really good job this week.
00:04:55Yes, you did.
00:04:55And I'm very proud of it.
00:04:58And I would love more points.
00:05:00If I had my way right now, I'd be like, please give the points to the person that you think
00:05:05was the best this week.
00:05:06You better campaign, bitch.
00:05:08Irene is being a giant capitalist right now and is trying to hoard the wealth of these
00:05:13points.
00:05:14But you got yours, baby.
00:05:15You property-owning cunt.
00:05:18She doesn't own property.
00:05:19She rents.
00:05:21I think I know what I'm gonna do.
00:05:23Yeah?
00:05:24My point is gonna go to Phoenix.
00:05:28Yay!
00:05:29I've really bonded with you, Diva.
00:05:31I'm really excited to see you back here.
00:05:33Now you know how this all works.
00:05:34Yep, absolutely.
00:05:34So, I wanna see more.
00:05:36Okay, open your mouth.
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:39Phoenix had nerves and a little bit of fear in the challenge.
00:05:43And I really hope that she moves past that.
00:05:45And I think she will.
00:05:46Cause she's a competitor.
00:05:47You know what?
00:05:48I'm gonna just, I'm gonna give you mine.
00:05:50You, you, you were amazing.
00:05:53And this is not just because we talked about it for 20 minutes.
00:05:57But, she's my melanated sister and I gotta give it to Miss Olivia, those vocals.
00:06:01We're vocal-ing.
00:06:02I love you.
00:06:03This going to you, honey.
00:06:04Thank you, sister.
00:06:05There you go, baby.
00:06:07And I, I truly believe that you deserve a point.
00:06:12Um.
00:06:13If she doesn't give me a point, I will flip tables.
00:06:16I will flip people.
00:06:18I will flip burgers because it is late and I am hungry, so.
00:06:23I'm very happy to give Deja this point.
00:06:26Thank you, sister!
00:06:29Giving the points away to each other.
00:06:31This is such an Olivia Luxe a la season 13 move.
00:06:34But, I didn't want to push the agenda and be seen as a non-team player.
00:06:39We're world piecing so fiercely right now and I'm so into it.
00:06:42All right, if we don't play this same game when I'm safe, I'm gonna be pissed.
00:06:44I know.
00:06:45Sorry, girl.
00:06:46Enjoy the endorphins for now.
00:06:48Okay.
00:06:48I'm not surprised that Olivia did not give me her point because, bitch, I'm in the motherfucking
00:06:53lead and I know that Olivia's gonna have my back when it counts.
00:06:57That's all I care about.
00:06:58Well, bitch, you know what this means.
00:07:00It's time to get out of this.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Let's do it!
00:07:04I'm gonna get you.
00:07:05Thank you!
00:07:06This week was a campfire, jamboree, kumbaya, roast and s'mores.
00:07:11I'm really happy for you.
00:07:13That's not gonna last.
00:07:15My defense, we need to make sure that we are carrying each other.
00:07:19Well, let's make it a thing.
00:07:20Right now, everybody's a winner, but I think we could be playing a completely different
00:07:26game next week.
00:07:27Bitch, top three.
00:07:28Bitch, that would be so over.
00:07:29Let's do it.
00:07:30This is where the allegiances, the alliances, the cloak and dagger, the backstabbing could
00:07:36really begin.
00:07:38Could be fun.
00:07:43It's 40 inches.
00:07:45Synthetica, right?
00:07:49The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly
00:07:54Hills Cosmetics, a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:08:02With extra special guest judge, Coleman Domingo.
00:08:06RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:08:08May the best drag we win.
00:08:10Best drag we win.
00:08:20We're back, baby.
00:08:22Come on, week two.
00:08:23Woo!
00:08:24Yes, babe.
00:08:26Bad bitches only.
00:08:27It's a new day in the workroom, and I can't believe that after losing so dramatically on
00:08:32season 15 that I have won the very first challenge.
00:08:35Bitches, I am here.
00:08:38You ready for week two, girls?
00:08:40Welcome back, ladies.
00:08:41Hello.
00:08:41Who?
00:08:41Well, it's the first week down, and we only have three weeks, which means we are about
00:08:4533% done.
00:08:46You are so good at math.
00:08:48Oh, man.
00:08:48Arrhythmia, algorithm.
00:08:49You're like Rain Woman over here.
00:08:50I'm an algorithmist.
00:08:52What zodiac is that?
00:08:53Ah!
00:08:54I'm calculus rising.
00:08:55Uh-huh.
00:08:56We all have points in the room right now.
00:08:59Yeah, everybody got a participation point.
00:09:03Why you oughta be like that?
00:09:04Not the participation point.
00:09:06She had one good day, and now look at her.
00:09:08Ooh!
00:09:10Irene would just be running her mouth.
00:09:12I'd be like, oh, my God.
00:09:14Aja, now's not the right time to make a moment, baby.
00:09:16Your paint looks crazy.
00:09:19But I do feel like she did great in the challenge, so I'm starting to respect her and her craft.
00:09:23You know, I guess if I didn't win the lip sync, maybe I'd feel differently.
00:09:28I personally feel like I did a great job.
00:09:31Yeah, you did.
00:09:31I'm really fucking happy with what I did.
00:09:33I think I was this close to being in that top two.
00:09:36You were interested.
00:09:36I agree.
00:09:37I feel like they were splitting hairs.
00:09:38It felt like they had the X-Acto knife on the wig hair, just slicing it down the middle.
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:42For that second-place spot.
00:09:45It's the...
00:09:47Oh, shit.
00:09:47Here we go!
00:09:49Thank you!
00:09:50Girl!
00:09:51Sheena, I'm ready to have hers.
00:09:53Ahoy, all-stars.
00:09:56All hands below deck.
00:09:58And remember, cruising is the new winning.
00:10:01Oh.
00:10:02Okay.
00:10:03So bon voyage, bitches.
00:10:08Hello, hello, hello.
00:10:09Hey!
00:10:11Hello, mother.
00:10:13Come on.
00:10:13Blue?
00:10:14Yes.
00:10:14In the navy.
00:10:17Good morning, all-stars.
00:10:19Good morning.
00:10:19Good morning, mama.
00:10:20To win this tournament, you've got to be able to roll with the punches.
00:10:25Oh!
00:10:25Oh, pit crew!
00:10:28Oh!
00:10:29Oh, yeah!
00:10:30Oh, yeah!
00:10:31Oh, yeah!
00:10:32Swimwear.
00:10:32Hello!
00:10:34Oh!
00:10:35Hi, Bruno.
00:10:36For today's mini-challenge, we're playing a little game called Front Roll.
00:10:42Oh, oh!
00:10:43Oh, wow.
00:10:44Your goal is to roll softballs up the tanned and brawny chests of the pit crew.
00:10:51Oh!
00:10:53The things we put you through.
00:10:55Oh, my God.
00:10:56Suffer.
00:10:56But here's the catch.
00:10:58No hands.
00:10:59Oh!
00:11:00I feel like I've done this before.
00:11:02Pit crew, do you give consent?
00:11:05In the end.
00:11:07Whichever pair rolls the softball from their belly buttons to their lips in the least amount
00:11:14of time wins.
00:11:15And by lips, I mean these pair.
00:11:18Oh, my God.
00:11:19But I just bought mine.
00:11:21First round.
00:11:23Bosco, Deja Sky, and Phoenix.
00:11:26Assume the position.
00:11:28Ooh.
00:11:29Have fun, Divas.
00:11:30Of course.
00:11:31How you doing?
00:11:33Ooh.
00:11:35Now, if the ball drops, the queen must pick it up and start all over again.
00:11:41Ready?
00:11:42Set.
00:11:44Go!
00:11:45Pull on the belly button.
00:11:47Roll down, and we'll try to get it just hurt.
00:11:50Oh, my God.
00:11:53Roll down my leg.
00:11:55Oh!
00:11:56Oh!
00:11:57Oh!
00:11:57Oh!
00:11:57Oh, I know that's right.
00:11:59It's really slow.
00:12:00Oh, my God.
00:12:01Oh!
00:12:01Oh!
00:12:02Winner, winner!
00:12:03Okay!
00:12:03All right, we got a winner over here!
00:12:05Oh!
00:12:05I've got years of experience playing with balls, so I'm not too surprised at this point.
00:12:13Bosco, it's over the...
00:12:14Not for me!
00:12:15Shut up!
00:12:16Keep going!
00:12:16Woo!
00:12:18That's not how the game went!
00:12:20No!
00:12:22Hold on with your head.
00:12:23There you go.
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:24Oh!
00:12:25Woo!
00:12:26Woo!
00:12:26Woo!
00:12:27Woo!
00:12:29You're insane.
00:12:30So, Phoenix won, but Bosco scored.
00:12:34Yes!
00:12:36All right, round two.
00:12:37Ready, set, begin.
00:12:39Okay.
00:12:40Oh, my God.
00:12:42Oh!
00:12:43Oh, my God.
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:46Oh!
00:12:46Oh!
00:12:46Oh!
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:50Oh!
00:12:52Oh!
00:12:53Oh!
00:12:56Oh!
00:12:57Use those titties!
00:12:58Use those titties, Sasha!
00:13:00I'm trying to use my mommy milkers.
00:13:02Like, bitch, I'm trying.
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:04Oh!
00:13:06Oh!
00:13:07Oh!
00:13:08Oh, Irene!
00:13:09Irene got it!
00:13:10Oh, my teeth still there.
00:13:11All 72 of your teeth are fine, baby.
00:13:13That means, Phoenix and Irene, you are going to the finals.
00:13:17Yes!
00:13:18Okay, early out, sister.
00:13:19Yes!
00:13:20Assume the position.
00:13:22Hopefully, my mom's not gonna see this footage.
00:13:24Sorry, mom.
00:13:24Are you ready?
00:13:26Are you set?
00:13:28Go.
00:13:29Go!
00:13:30Get it!
00:13:31Get it!
00:13:31Get it!
00:13:31Get it!
00:13:32No hands, no elbows.
00:13:34They are pros.
00:13:40Oh!
00:13:40Oh, my God!
00:13:42All right, Irene!
00:13:44Irene got it!
00:13:45Oh!
00:13:46What!
00:13:47That was so weird!
00:13:48Oh!
00:13:49Oh!
00:13:49Oh!
00:13:50Oh, my God!
00:13:51Oh, my God!
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:55Oh!
00:13:58Oh!
00:13:58$3,500, courtesy of the pack underwear.
00:14:03I have a 100% mini challenge record.
00:14:09My queen, drag is not a crime,
00:14:12but for this week's maxi challenge,
00:14:15you are all suspects.
00:14:17What?
00:14:18In the mystery improv, Murder on the Dance Floor.
00:14:24A scondolo.
00:14:25Now, without a script,
00:14:27you need to create intertainting characters.
00:14:31Ooh.
00:14:31But remember, anything you say can and will be used
00:14:36against you tomorrow on the main stage.
00:14:39Mmm.
00:14:39Now, I will leave you with the case files
00:14:41so you can pick your parts.
00:14:43All-stars.
00:14:44Start your engines!
00:14:46And may the best drag queen win.
00:14:48Yeah!
00:14:49Yeah!
00:14:57All right, y'all.
00:14:59All right, let's get into it.
00:15:00Murder on the Dance Floor.
00:15:02Dun-dun-dun!
00:15:04For this week's maxi challenge,
00:15:06we're going to be improv-ing in the whodunit
00:15:07Murder on the Dance Floor.
00:15:09We do have three other co-stars.
00:15:12Inspector Poussey, played by Hrupal.
00:15:16Captain Stooping, played by Carson Kressley.
00:15:19And then Michelle Misage, played by Michelle Misage.
00:15:24Well, we have a crime to solve.
00:15:26How y'all want to do this?
00:15:27Should we just read out all of the character descriptions?
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:31Getting so close to winning last week
00:15:35was really bittersweet.
00:15:37I need this week to be my week,
00:15:40so I have to choose the right role.
00:15:42I'm really feeling Cherry Cheeks.
00:15:44Cherry Cheeks, the party crusher.
00:15:47I'm feeling Ashley Brashley.
00:15:48I see that for you.
00:15:49I think playing a corpse is very in your real house.
00:15:51Oh, my God, I do it all the time.
00:15:52She has an identical twin sister.
00:15:54Oh, it's a double role.
00:15:55It's kind of psychotic.
00:15:57I like it.
00:15:57Absolutely.
00:15:58Madame Buffon, the fortune teller
00:16:00of the mysterious dark lady at the party.
00:16:02I'm really feeling Madame Buffon
00:16:04because I won an improv challenge on my season,
00:16:08but I also went home on an acting comedy challenge.
00:16:13Oh.
00:16:13Your performance is ginger ale.
00:16:14We've seen it a lot now,
00:16:16so it would have been really fun
00:16:17to see you play somebody dark and somebody evil.
00:16:20I really want to do a character
00:16:23that allows me to be over the top.
00:16:27Madame Buffon is dark and mysterious.
00:16:32Something I haven't shown before,
00:16:35and I'm going to slay.
00:16:37God damn it.
00:16:38I'm really feeling Kitty Laveau.
00:16:40She's kind of giving me delusional Norma Desmond,
00:16:43Sunset Boulevard.
00:16:44She's an old Hollywood starlet
00:16:46and has a glass eye,
00:16:48so I got this fucking dialed in, baby.
00:16:51Do that one, Diva.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:53Yeah.
00:16:54Oh, hell yeah.
00:16:55The kooky cabaret performer
00:16:57who actually is a terrible singer.
00:17:00As far as comedy goes,
00:17:01there is a lot of meat in that part
00:17:03that I can absolutely dig my teeth into.
00:17:06Anybody feeling Chardonnay Harrington?
00:17:07The cougar?
00:17:08I mean, I kind of like her.
00:17:10Yeah?
00:17:10Yeah.
00:17:11I feel like Deja would be a cute cougar.
00:17:12Absolutely.
00:17:13Delphine Burgundy is the one that's left, I think, right?
00:17:16The victim's BFF and maid of honor.
00:17:17Ashley became rich from a stolen Burgundy family gumbo recipe.
00:17:21We can do that.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:22Are you sure?
00:17:23I just want to make sure mine had a southern accent
00:17:25because I can't hide this thing.
00:17:28So does everybody just have a role they like
00:17:30and nobody is questioning that?
00:17:32We're not going to fight over it anyway?
00:17:33No.
00:17:33Can we pretend?
00:17:34I want Ashley Brashley.
00:17:35That's too fucking bad.
00:17:37Fuck you, bitch.
00:17:38No.
00:17:39I'm taking it no matter what.
00:17:40Ashley Brashley.
00:17:42Ashley Brashley.
00:17:43Ashley Brashley.
00:17:44Ashley Brashley.
00:17:48What I have to prove here is that I understand the character
00:17:51and that I can, you know, roll with the punches
00:17:53because last time I did an improv challenge...
00:17:57Oh my god.
00:17:57What I got was a whiny Brad
00:17:59and that is not the character.
00:18:02And not only did I not understand...
00:18:04Yeah, pretty much.
00:18:06I love Aja.
00:18:07And we're just really developing a kinship
00:18:09and like a mutual respect.
00:18:12I might have not been the worst that week,
00:18:14but it was definitely...
00:18:15You think I was?
00:18:18She gravitates towards me.
00:18:19I think because she knows that
00:18:21when she's spewing her bullshit,
00:18:23I'll spew bullshit right back at her.
00:18:25Why are you always reading me, bitch?
00:18:27Because you're always reading me, bitch.
00:18:29When did I read you?
00:18:30I don't know.
00:18:30Or did I read you?
00:18:32I am not famously known
00:18:34for being the improv queen of drag race.
00:18:37I think I was afraid to make a fool out of myself
00:18:40because I had looked at drag so much
00:18:43as my baby trans identity at the time
00:18:46where I was like,
00:18:47oh no, I just need to be this woman.
00:18:49But now I'm like, girl, the woman is fine.
00:18:51Put on the clown hat.
00:18:52Let's go.
00:18:52I would never do such a thing to my sister.
00:18:55How dare you?
00:19:03Why do you have on the Frank Sinatra fedora for this?
00:19:05Why are you worried?
00:19:07I'm not worried.
00:19:08Just wondering.
00:19:10Listen, bitch.
00:19:11I need to stay in the lead.
00:19:12So it's like pedal to the metal.
00:19:14Baby, come on.
00:19:15Let's go.
00:19:16The time has come for me to make my grand exit.
00:19:19Bye.
00:19:20Kiss the hand.
00:19:22Toodles.
00:19:22Actually, don't touch me.
00:19:24If she tripped right now, I would die.
00:19:28Do you like your character?
00:19:30I love my character.
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:31Yeah, the more I'm reading, the more mine...
00:19:33I'm really happy.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:33I like mine also.
00:19:35My goal this week is to just chill out.
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:38Enjoy the moment.
00:19:40Because my nerves just completely took over the moment.
00:19:42Last week...
00:19:42Like, you're a professional.
00:19:43You're a legend.
00:19:44Like, you've been doing this for a long time.
00:19:46You are absolutely...
00:19:47I usually feel old.
00:19:49Well...
00:19:49Watch your mouth, bitch.
00:19:50Compliment a critique and then compliment.
00:19:51Watch your mouth, bitch.
00:19:52You know what I mean?
00:19:52I have to get to the next compliment.
00:19:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:54You also have a lot of work done.
00:19:57This bitch today?
00:19:59I don't really have a history of improv or acting experience.
00:20:04We've arrived at Hermaphrodite's spaceship.
00:20:06And let's be real.
00:20:06I can only go up from my Queens in Space performance.
00:20:13Rue is gonna be giving us each a cross-examination.
00:20:17So that's why I'm actually so excited to bounce ideas off of you.
00:20:20You're right.
00:20:20Because you clearly understand how this works.
00:20:23Sure.
00:20:25An improv challenge is definitely on my alley.
00:20:29I did great at my improv challenge.
00:20:31Is this the audition for AJ and the Queen?
00:20:35So...
00:20:35I'm going in confident?
00:20:39Ish!
00:20:40The only thing I'm a little bit nervous about is I'm the flirtatious cougar and I love Detective
00:20:46Poussey.
00:20:47Is that what it says?
00:20:48Yes.
00:20:49I have to seduce the woman in charge.
00:20:54I'm sorry, what?
00:20:56Rue makes me nervous.
00:20:57I'm not a seductress.
00:21:00I'm a clown.
00:21:01Can you blink one eye?
00:21:04What if Rue doesn't think I'm funny?
00:21:06Because I can't wink or I touched him inappropriately.
00:21:10That's my character, Rue.
00:21:12I'm sorry.
00:21:13I'm spiraling and I'm spiraling down.
00:21:16My character is pretending to be someone she's not.
00:21:19So I think I'm actually gonna do two accents.
00:21:21Yes.
00:21:22I need to take a big swing every time I'm up to bat.
00:21:24Because as a frontrunner, I'm already the last person these girls are gonna give their MVQ points to.
00:21:31So at this point, the only way forward is to win.
00:21:33Could I be like a celebritant in the UK?
00:21:36You know what I mean?
00:21:37All right.
00:21:38Do you want to know who I really am?
00:21:39Oh, is she from Transylvania?
00:21:41That would be German, but yeah.
00:21:43Oh, is she?
00:21:45Transylvanians would be more like this.
00:21:47Oh my God.
00:21:48You are a character actor.
00:21:49I have never done an improv challenge, but I feel pretty confident in my ability to
00:21:54improv because I do have a BFA in playwriting and directing.
00:21:58First of all, I didn't know the bitch had a BFA.
00:22:01Miss Irene the Thespian.
00:22:06So good luck, Deja.
00:22:10There are the have yachts and the have nots.
00:22:15Is that Southern or no?
00:22:17It's terrible.
00:22:18What's getting there?
00:22:19My Southern accent isn't incredible either.
00:22:21Right.
00:22:22Yeah, don't do that again.
00:22:23I know.
00:22:24I know.
00:22:25Today, we are getting ready for our improv.
00:22:29Murder on the dance floor.
00:22:31I saw that coming in my crystal ball.
00:22:34Bet you didn't see this though.
00:22:35Uh-oh.
00:22:36Baby, we do not have a lot of time to get into character.
00:22:39However, I am pretty confident that I'll be able to deliver Madame Buffon.
00:22:44Girls, I see something in my crystal ball.
00:22:47Oh, we're about to board the ship.
00:22:51Keep working on it, honey.
00:22:53Bail.
00:22:54She didn't see that coming.
00:22:57Can we get another vision?
00:22:59Like, shit.
00:23:00Bitch, me in the top suit.
00:23:02Well, then you know she's not psychic.
00:23:06Don't be a hater, Bosco.
00:23:08Girl.
00:23:09This is low-key, like, setting off something for me.
00:23:12Season 13, I felt like I had trepidation in saying or speaking up for myself.
00:23:19I'm not doing it this time around.
00:23:21Bitch, I'ma stand up for me.
00:23:23Baby, you're the one that's not doing the southern accent.
00:23:25Well, I get to have a specific accent because it says so right here.
00:23:29It worked, Diva.
00:23:31All right.
00:23:32You want to throw daggers, baby?
00:23:33Let's do it.
00:23:34Okay, baby.
00:23:35Let's hear your southern accent.
00:23:37I don't have to have one either.
00:23:38I ran away to the circuit.
00:23:39I was giving her encouragement about how bad my southern accent was so I was not doing it.
00:23:43Yeah, but then you wanted to throw something at me.
00:23:45You said it.
00:23:45I didn't know we were so sensitive.
00:23:48That I'm sensitive?
00:23:49I'm calling it out.
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:51Wait, what's happening right here?
00:23:53It was a joke.
00:23:55Okay, work, Diva.
00:23:56Be funny and memorable.
00:23:57Of course.
00:23:58And joke around.
00:23:59Work, Diva.
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:00Kisses, love.
00:24:02Don't do that.
00:24:03Don't do the demeaning kisses.
00:24:04Don't do that.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:06I'm trying to prepare for my character, but I'm kind of having a bad deja vu moment of how
00:24:13me and Lady Camden fought the Rusical Week.
00:24:15If I was in the bottom that week.
00:24:17I don't need this right now.
00:24:19Let's just get ready because the challenge is being done today.
00:24:23So, you know, I don't want y'all to, cause we gotta work together.
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:29Put your energy somewhere else.
00:24:31What are you hair spraying?
00:24:33I'm just being the nosy neighbor.
00:24:36She don't want to talk and she want to kiss or whatever to end the conversation and not
00:24:41talk about it.
00:24:41That's fine.
00:24:42I'm cool.
00:24:43Olivia, no.
00:24:44We in the second week.
00:24:46We halfway done.
00:24:47Olivia, I need you to catch up.
00:24:49It's Mimo versus the world.
00:24:50And you're over here worried about comments.
00:24:55This nice Olivia or whatever, whatever anyone thought they were going to get with me.
00:24:59I'm standing up for myself and I'm talking.
00:25:02Okay.
00:25:03It's not, it's not cute, kind Olivia.
00:25:06This is competition Olivia.
00:25:08If you're not familiar with it, hello.
00:25:19There are two kinds of people.
00:25:22They have knots and they have yachts.
00:25:25My new case brought me to the Delta Dawn, a yacht on Lake Pontchartrain to investigate
00:25:32a murder on the dance floor.
00:25:36Oh my God, do you think we should get mouth to mouth or something?
00:25:41Well, alright, alright, step away from the body.
00:25:45May I introduce my platonic friend and pickleball partner, Inspector Poussay.
00:25:52What do we have here, Captain Stooping?
00:25:55Well, the victim is Ashley Brashley.
00:25:58Poor dear, she was celebrating a bachelorette party, but the only gift she got was murder.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:09What is this?
00:26:11Well, it looks like a half-eaten red herring to me.
00:26:14Smells like a two.
00:26:16What are the dancing?
00:26:18Ashley!
00:26:19She's dead!
00:26:21Which one of you monsters murdered my twin sister?
00:26:24What?
00:26:26Twin sister?
00:26:27Wow.
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:29Everyone out except for her.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:33You don't have to stop.
00:26:34Alright, ladies.
00:26:35Let's move it right along.
00:26:37Ooh!
00:26:39La la.
00:26:40You have lovely nails, mademoiselle.
00:26:44Thanks!
00:26:44I did them myself.
00:26:47The hairdresser looked familiar, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
00:26:53You are Mary-Kate.
00:26:55Yes, I am Mary-Kate, Ashley's twin sister.
00:26:59Fraternal?
00:27:00No, identical.
00:27:01You see it, right?
00:27:02Oh.
00:27:03She was so beautiful.
00:27:04I mean, you have to see something.
00:27:06So tell me about your childhood.
00:27:08Well, me and my sister, we grew up in the trenches in New Orleans.
00:27:11And Mama went to go join the Freaky Dicky Circus, so we only had each other.
00:27:15And I loved her so badly so much, I just can't do without her right now.
00:27:20What will you miss the most about your sister?
00:27:22Well, I will have to say I will miss her beauty.
00:27:25And she owned Columbo Gumbo, the best gumbo place in New Orleans.
00:27:29Which is your gumbo recipe?
00:27:31I can't tell you, because then I'm going to have to kill you, sir.
00:27:37Do you have any allergies?
00:27:39Well, um, my sister, she had an allergy to red heron.
00:27:43But me, myself, no, me, never.
00:27:45I, no.
00:27:46Where were you at the time of the murder?
00:27:49Sir, this is nice and all, but I have to go soon.
00:27:53Where do you have to go?
00:27:54I have to go check on the business.
00:27:57But you are not running the business.
00:27:59Your sister runs the business.
00:28:01My sister is dead.
00:28:03That's why we're here investigating.
00:28:05I see that you're getting a little upset prematurely, aren't you?
00:28:11Did I mention my sister was beautiful?
00:28:15Mary-Kate loved her sister.
00:28:17But I couldn't help thinking that something smelled fishy.
00:28:22State your name for me.
00:28:24Delphine Burgundy.
00:28:26Burgundy, Burgundy.
00:28:28Burgundy.
00:28:28Burgundy.
00:28:29Is he from the famous family who has the gumbo?
00:28:32Uh, the recipe was stolen.
00:28:35Who is this thief?
00:28:37Who is this thief?
00:28:38Who is this thief?
00:28:39I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
00:28:40Who is this thief?
00:28:40Who is this thief?
00:28:41Okay, I hate her.
00:28:43Ashley stole my grandmother's recipe.
00:28:45What is this?
00:28:47We were childhood friends.
00:28:49Mary-Kate and Ashley even came and lived with us after her crazy ass mother ran to the circus.
00:28:54Your friend stole the recipe.
00:28:56She put us out of business.
00:28:58And what did your grandmother do for work after this?
00:29:01She sold her pussy.
00:29:03How much did she sell it for?
00:29:05Oh, grandma, I'm sorry.
00:29:06A dollar.
00:29:07A dollar?
00:29:08A dollar.
00:29:08For grandma's pussy.
00:29:11Walk me through your anger.
00:29:13Think about having everything and then all of a sudden you lose it all because of one greedy little bitch.
00:29:21This will give you motive to kill her, no?
00:29:23No.
00:29:24I didn't kill her.
00:29:25I'm not going to jail.
00:29:27Wait.
00:29:29Could I sell pussy in jail?
00:29:32Delphine is like a pot of gumbo.
00:29:34You don't know what the hell is in there.
00:29:37What is your name?
00:29:38Wyatt Chardonnay Harrington.
00:29:41The richest bitch in New Orleans.
00:29:44Chardonnay after the wine.
00:29:45I do drink a lot.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:47What is your favorite drink?
00:29:48Something tall.
00:29:51Dark.
00:29:52Mm-hmm.
00:29:52Slim.
00:29:53Mm-hmm.
00:29:54And I love a little mustache.
00:29:58So you are the sister of the groom.
00:30:01That's my baby brother.
00:30:02This means that I don't just let him go off with anyone like that little tramp.
00:30:07So you are not happy with the bride.
00:30:11I'm open to welcoming anyone, Mr. Posey.
00:30:17But for some reason, she reeked of gumbo, and I didn't like that.
00:30:21Do you mind if I get a little more comfortable?
00:30:23Sure.
00:30:23Be my guest.
00:30:24Things are heating up, if you will.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:26What is his brother's name?
00:30:28He is Harry Harrington.
00:30:30Do you have a picture?
00:30:31Oh, I do, Mr. Posey.
00:30:34Oh, my goodness.
00:30:35I don't know what happened there.
00:30:38Jesus.
00:30:38Madam.
00:30:39Madam.
00:30:40Please.
00:30:40Oh.
00:30:41Oh.
00:30:42Control your pussy.
00:30:43Sorry, sorry.
00:30:44I think it's the drink.
00:30:46How many have you had tonight?
00:30:47Eight.
00:30:48Inches.
00:30:49I mean, glasses.
00:30:52Chardonnay.
00:30:54Mm.
00:30:54She puts the easy in big easy.
00:30:58All right.
00:30:58Just a few questions.
00:31:00What is your name?
00:31:02Kitty Laveau.
00:31:03Kitty Laveau, the singer.
00:31:05I don't know why I'm here.
00:31:07My manager keeps on booking me for these chicken shit gigs,
00:31:09surrounded by all these ten-piece chicken McNobodies.
00:31:13Kitty, is this short for something?
00:31:15Kitteris.
00:31:16I'm going to write this down just in case I want to remember this name.
00:31:20I love the Kitteris.
00:31:23What is your repertoire, Miss Kitty Laveau?
00:31:26I am a cabaret singer.
00:31:27Can you sing something for me?
00:31:29Oh, I would love to.
00:31:31Oh, when the saints go marching in.
00:31:39Marvelous.
00:31:39Oh, thank you.
00:31:40And all the opportunities I've had in my life.
00:31:42This is by far the most recent.
00:31:43How did you meet Ashley?
00:31:46Fuck.
00:31:47I have to confess.
00:31:48We used to be best friends.
00:31:50Ah.
00:31:51When we were kids, we were playing cops and robbers.
00:31:54Years.
00:31:54And she shot my fucking eye out.
00:31:57This one.
00:31:58Oh.
00:31:59I lost this one to glaucoma.
00:32:00Oh, I see.
00:32:01This is a glass eye.
00:32:02I am blind.
00:32:05Why are you laughing at me?
00:32:07I'm not laughing at you.
00:32:08I'm laughing at life.
00:32:10So, you had your eye put out by the victim, but you did not kill her.
00:32:15No.
00:32:16I couldn't find the damn bitch because I can't see.
00:32:19I want to believe her, but I didn't like the way her eye followed me around the room.
00:32:26What is your name?
00:32:28Well, I'm Miss Cherry Cheeks, darling.
00:32:31How do you know the bride?
00:32:33I was invited by Mr... and then he was told to come by Mrs...
00:32:40Well, I did check the guest list.
00:32:43Yes?
00:32:44Your name does not appear.
00:32:46I do believe I was his.
00:32:48Perhaps a plus one or maybe a plus two.
00:32:52Well, there are certain things you have not disclosed.
00:32:55I want to hear about who you have been married to.
00:33:00I've had many husbands over the years.
00:33:03Which one specifically are you referring to?
00:33:07Harry Harrington.
00:33:09Well, I...
00:33:11I...
00:33:15Well, aren't you a clever bear, Mr. Poussey?
00:33:20Well, yes, I admit, I am the former Mrs. Harry Harrington.
00:33:25The first, before that Jezebel stole him away from me.
00:33:29But I don't see what that has to do with that poor girl's murder.
00:33:33Well, it is a perfect motive.
00:33:35Perhaps when I came here tonight, I had intended on exacting some form of revenge on that girl.
00:33:41But I found her body on the floor and realized somebody else done already done had theirs.
00:33:49Mmm.
00:33:51Like I always say, revenge is a dish best served Cajun style.
00:33:58Please state your name.
00:34:00I am the eccentric Madame Buffon.
00:34:04They gave me that name, Buffon, because I used to wear my hair up all nice at the circus.
00:34:10That's another story.
00:34:12Wait, stop.
00:34:13Did you say circus?
00:34:14I said no such thing.
00:34:16I think you're hearing things.
00:34:18You performed in the circus.
00:34:20I don't know what you're talking about.
00:34:22I just look in this crystal ball here.
00:34:24What did she say?
00:34:26Mirror, mirror, crystal ball, tell Poussey it all.
00:34:33Mmm.
00:34:34Let's see.
00:34:35I can see right through you.
00:34:37This thing, just wait one second.
00:34:39I think it's not hooked up to the Wi-Fi.
00:34:41Does anyone have the Wi-Fi password for this?
00:34:43I just...
00:34:43You can stop the charade.
00:34:46You are actually the mother of the twins.
00:34:51You ran away to the circus.
00:34:53I did run away to the circus.
00:34:54And the circus, oh, it loved me.
00:34:58Mmm.
00:34:58The crowds would cheer.
00:34:59I was the premier fortune teller.
00:35:02Ooh, and the men.
00:35:04Ooh, I ran through that cast of clowns.
00:35:07Why did you really come here?
00:35:09I came here to see my daughter before the big day.
00:35:13To kill her?
00:35:14I would never do such a thing.
00:35:17I might be dark, I might be mysterious, and I might be black.
00:35:21But that has nothing to do with this murder.
00:35:26The only thing stronger than a mother's love is murder.
00:35:33I brought you all together to reveal who murdered Ashley Brashley.
00:35:41I'm sorry.
00:35:42I'm sorry.
00:35:42I had a motive, but you couldn't have killed Ashley.
00:35:45There's security footage of you passed out drunk at the time of the murder.
00:35:50Next, Kitty Laveau, you too had a motive,
00:35:54but witnesses saw you performing your ghastly cabaret number
00:35:59at the time of the murder.
00:36:01Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
00:36:02Which leads us to Cherry Cheeks, the jealous ex-wife.
00:36:07All those feelings have gone to your brain,
00:36:10rendering you deranged.
00:36:13But, I'm less.
00:36:15Next, Madame Buffon, you may be a bad murder,
00:36:19and a bad fortune teller,
00:36:21but you are no murderer.
00:36:24You truly loved your daughters.
00:36:27Oh, my God, you my mama?
00:36:29That leaves us with Delphine Burgundy.
00:36:33You spiked Ashley's planter's punch with red herring.
00:36:38But, Ashley did not die of her red herring allergy.
00:36:43In fact, Ashley did not die at all.
00:36:47Isn't that right, Mary-Kate?
00:36:50Or should I say, Ashley Brashley?
00:36:54What exactly are you saying, son?
00:36:57This is not Ashley who is dead.
00:36:59It's Mary-Kate.
00:37:01Ashley set up this whole event to kill her identical twin sister,
00:37:05then steal her identity so she can walk away from her overwhelming gambling debts.
00:37:13You have no proof.
00:37:16All right.
00:37:16If you are not Ashley, then eat this red herring.
00:37:21Get that fish away from my face.
00:37:25Exactly as I suspected.
00:37:27The red herring is a red herring.
00:37:30You got me, copper.
00:37:31And Ashley, you might have pulled it off.
00:37:34Except by the time you came to kill your sister, she was already dead.
00:37:41What?
00:37:42Because the real killer is the hairdresser.
00:37:49Or should I say, lady gangster in hiding, Michelle Massage.
00:37:56What?
00:37:56My platonic friend, Captain Stooping, overheard you having a heated argument with Ashley.
00:38:03Ashley was threatening to expose your true identity.
00:38:07No weapon, no crime.
00:38:11Let me present exhibit A. An arsenic-tinged fingernail.
00:38:19I found it in the victim's scalp.
00:38:23It matches the missing fingernail on Michelle's right hand.
00:38:28You poisoned the victim while styling her hair.
00:38:32Inspector, your poussée is on fire.
00:38:35Ooh.
00:38:36Welcome, Captain.
00:38:37Ooh.
00:38:39You can fool some of the people some of the time.
00:38:42But you cannot fool ze poussée.
00:38:45Ha ha ha.
00:38:47Now let ze music play.
00:38:48Music!
00:38:49A little bit of love comes a long, long way.
00:38:54Liftin' you up to a brighter day and you feel the love.
00:39:14We just slayed the murder mystery thriller, Murder on the Dance Floor.
00:39:21Oh, sister, honey, you better bet your house down boots.
00:39:26I'm just, like, so bad at drag queen talk.
00:39:29It just is not in me.
00:39:31I have, like, cutting bitch talk, though, which has similar origins, which allows me to communicate with the locals.
00:39:37How are we feeling, divas?
00:39:40It was cute.
00:39:41I think yesterday I was, like, a lot more relaxed and just kind of took in the moment.
00:39:46I mean, how many people get an opportunity to just improv with RuPaul?
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:52How was yours?
00:39:52I'm feeling reasonably confident.
00:39:54I had, like, what I feel was a really good showing.
00:39:57Uh-huh.
00:39:58I, like, got her to, like, drop character from, like, having to laugh.
00:40:01Oh, that's great.
00:40:02And that feels really, really good.
00:40:04Wait, wait, wait.
00:40:04Go over there.
00:40:07Whoa!
00:40:08Wow, you suck.
00:40:09I'm obsessed with Irene.
00:40:11I love when a bitch has something to prove and comes back and does it.
00:40:16People are definitely gonna feel more now this week.
00:40:21like crabs in a bucket.
00:40:23Everybody's gonna be wanting to claw to the top, and we're at the top.
00:40:26I have a class system that I'm applying to my alliances.
00:40:30Of course, at the Diamond class, I have Meemoo with Olivia Lux.
00:40:35The Melanation station with Deja is the Platinum Alliance.
00:40:39And now I need to find out who's my gold.
00:40:41In the MVQ ceremony, the other girls are going to not want to give us points
00:40:47because we are already in the league.
00:40:48So I think that if you and I are both safe, it is in both of our best interests to,
00:40:54if you scratch my back, I scratch yours.
00:40:56You know what I mean?
00:40:57Mm.
00:40:58Okay.
00:40:59Okay.
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00This conversation never happened.
00:41:02New week, new alliance.
00:41:04Baby, messy booth.
00:41:07Listen, we only got three weeks.
00:41:09So I'm being very cutthroat, reckless.
00:41:14Maybe I'm speeding at 191 down a freeway of 52.
00:41:18I don't know, girl.
00:41:19I'm just going straight for it.
00:41:21Deja, how do you feel you did yesterday?
00:41:24Terrible.
00:41:25Really?
00:41:25I really feel like I bombed, like I had never felt this low, even in season 14.
00:41:30I was just too much in my head.
00:41:32Gonna ask you this.
00:41:33Uh-huh.
00:41:33As someone who applies tons of pressure on myself, you know what I mean?
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:37So do you feel that, like, you were putting an abnormal amount of pressure on yourself?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:44And that you're not living in what actually happened?
00:41:48I don't know.
00:41:49I can tell Deja's in a bad place in her head.
00:41:52That was me last week, so I do feel for her.
00:41:55I just constantly feel like I'm not good enough.
00:41:59But you are.
00:42:00I just don't know where it stems from.
00:42:02I don't know where it comes from.
00:42:03I don't know why I can't let myself just be happy for myself.
00:42:09Yep.
00:42:09For some reason, I just care too much what people think.
00:42:13Yep.
00:42:14We do drag.
00:42:15Mm-hmm.
00:42:15We perform.
00:42:16Mm-hmm.
00:42:17So we do look for this, and we enjoy the spotlight.
00:42:20That's why we do what we do.
00:42:22Right.
00:42:22But, like, you have to learn when to separate that and then cut that off.
00:42:27Yeah.
00:42:27Like, you know, it's gonna get in the way of your amazing talents that you offer to the world.
00:42:33You're here for a reason.
00:42:34But, like, you have to believe that you are great at what you do.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:38And until you do, know that your sisters see it for you.
00:42:41Like, if you can't find it in yourself quite yet, we got it here for you.
00:42:45Yep.
00:42:45I love you.
00:42:45We're really happy that you're here.
00:42:49What up, Mimu?
00:42:50So, whatever came about the whole situation with you, I'll see you over there.
00:42:59We both apologize to each other, and that is that.
00:43:02This might not have been the best timing to make stupid little cutting remarks.
00:43:07So I'm sorry about that.
00:43:08I appreciate that, and I thank you for sharing that.
00:43:12I have not gotten a chance yet to stand up for myself here, but this is not the way to
00:43:18do it.
00:43:19And I'm so sorry.
00:43:21I love you.
00:43:22I'm not letting that get in the way of my game and what I am doing.
00:43:26I want to fucking win.
00:43:27Right.
00:43:27I'm confident in what I did.
00:43:29I love that.
00:43:30You know what?
00:43:31We haven't had a game plan meeting in a minute.
00:43:33Okay.
00:43:34So what's the game plan?
00:43:36What will happen if you get the opportunity to give an MVQ point?
00:43:40To be honest with you, I don't know where it's going to go.
00:43:45We have Melanation Station.
00:43:48With Deja, do you see yourself giving away an MVQ point to somebody else other than, like, us?
00:43:54I mean, it really just depends on the circumstances.
00:43:57Like, it depends.
00:43:58Like, what if you and Deja are in the top?
00:44:00You know, am I supposed to just give one of y'all my points still?
00:44:04Even though you were in the top last week, I either wanted to give my point to you or Deja.
00:44:09Even though you won, my loyalty lies with my alliances.
00:44:15Now, I thought Operation Mimu and Melanation Station, we got each other's backs.
00:44:21But let's just say, I don't know if Aja and I are playing out of the same playbook.
00:44:26You have to be really smart with how you do this.
00:44:28You have to be playing the game of mathematics.
00:44:31Girl, make it make sense.
00:44:33Is this what we're doing or is it now?
00:44:54Come on, Tanzanite.
00:44:57Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
00:45:02She's a real killer diller.
00:45:04It's Michelle Visage.
00:45:06More like Phyllis Diller.
00:45:07Ha!
00:45:11Oh, Captain, my Captain.
00:45:13It's Carson Kressley.
00:45:14Hello.
00:45:15I have great news, Ru.
00:45:16I'm going to be on the next season of Below Dick.
00:45:19You mean Below Deck?
00:45:21I don't know what that is.
00:45:25And our extra special guest judge, the euphoric, Coleman Domingo.
00:45:30Coleman, now you've played some iconic men.
00:45:33Yes, but also back in my days on the Big A Sketch Show, I played some iconic women, including you,
00:45:38Ru.
00:45:38Ooh.
00:45:39Like I said, you've played some iconic men.
00:45:44This week we challenged our queens to improv their way through a murder on the dance floor.
00:45:49And tonight on the runway, category is Coming and Going.
00:45:53A design that looks one way from the front and another way from the back.
00:45:59All stars, start your engines.
00:46:01And may the best drag queen win.
00:46:08Category is Coming and Going.
00:46:12Up first, Olivia Lux.
00:46:14Ooh, Cooter sings the blues.
00:46:18I'm coming at you in a vintage Billie Holiday inspired ensemble.
00:46:24Then when I turn around, a garden of gardenia.
00:46:27Starting from the hair all the way down to that motherfucking train.
00:46:31Tens across the board.
00:46:33Bitch.
00:46:34Gardenia?
00:46:35I don't even know ya.
00:46:38Up next, Irene the alien.
00:46:41Vote blue, everybody.
00:46:43I look like Sarah Palin on steroids.
00:46:46I've got my red power suit that lets you know I think poor people should pay all the taxes.
00:46:51Oh.
00:46:52Oh, it's an alien.
00:46:53That all makes sense now.
00:46:55I'm an alien invasion robot sent here to infiltrate American politics
00:47:00and ruin our society.
00:47:03Martian, Martian, Martian.
00:47:09Up next, Bosco.
00:47:11Oh dear, Bosco looks a little stiff.
00:47:15Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to serve cunt.
00:47:19I'm coming out in a cinched coffin, twists around to reveal the queen of the night herself.
00:47:26Hey Bosco, how's your head?
00:47:29I am giving you Lydia Dietz, dressed as Elvira, styled by Amanda Lepore.
00:47:35You simply cannot take this.
00:47:37If your coffin's not cinched, you're not doing drag.
00:47:41Whenever you're ready, Ru.
00:47:42I'm right about there.
00:47:44All right, I'm gonna leave it here for you, okay?
00:47:47Mwah.
00:47:47Love you, mother.
00:47:50Up next, Deja Skye.
00:47:53How much for one Afro puff?
00:47:56For this runway, I wanted to give a floral goddess.
00:48:01Yes, because I am a goddess.
00:48:03And when I turn around, my lordus is on fire!
00:48:09You should see a doctor for that.
00:48:13It is pro-life.
00:48:15Or a gummy mommy.
00:48:20Up next, Phoenix.
00:48:22I call this piece Weathering the Storm.
00:48:24I've got a couple of different shades of dark colored tulle.
00:48:27I've got my windswept hair.
00:48:29So then when I turn around, I have this beautiful rhinestone sun on my back.
00:48:33Hello, sunshine.
00:48:34This is dark and gloomy, but also glamorous for the runway.
00:48:38If you don't like the weather, wait a minute.
00:48:46Up next, it's Deja.
00:48:48Golden Child or Golden Showers, you be the judge.
00:48:51My outfit is inspired by 1920s art deco
00:48:55and by my spirituality.
00:48:57And I'm letting these bitches know I got my third eye on them.
00:49:00Oh, so that's where her third eye is.
00:49:02Yeah.
00:49:03I thought it was a little higher.
00:49:04The front is giving Oshun-inspired African sun.
00:49:09And the back is giving very Venetian moon.
00:49:13I've Wiccan a letter to Daddy.
00:49:17Does it stop again?
00:49:30Welcome queens.
00:49:32Tonight, Tournament of All-Star Rules are in full effect.
00:49:37I'll name the top two all-stars of the week
00:49:40who will each receive two points.
00:49:43Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance
00:49:46to win $10,000 plus one extra point.
00:49:51Remember, at the end of this first bracket,
00:49:55the three queens with the most points
00:49:57will continue to our semifinals.
00:50:00Now it's time for the judges' critiques,
00:50:03starting with Olivia Lux.
00:50:05This is spectacular.
00:50:07It is high drag, but it still has a bit of a sense of humor
00:50:10with that microphone cord giving kind of a Schiaparelli vibe.
00:50:14In Murder on the Dance Floor,
00:50:16it was really fun to see you in a character
00:50:19that you wouldn't normally play.
00:50:20However, you definitely could have pushed it further.
00:50:23Next time you approach a character like that,
00:50:25find a complicated emotion.
00:50:27I think if you leaned into the grief,
00:50:29you would have had more highs and lows in your performance.
00:50:32Up next, I, Renee the Alien.
00:50:36A.K.A. Cherry Cheeks.
00:50:38That is very appropriate,
00:50:39because my cheeks are killing me
00:50:40from laughing and smiling,
00:50:42because your performance was so delightful.
00:50:44You were so confident.
00:50:45You were so prepared.
00:50:47And then when you mic dropped with the voice change,
00:50:49I lost my mind.
00:50:50Well, aren't you a clever bear, Mr. Poussey?
00:50:54It's a very smart move from you.
00:50:55It was fun volleying with you, too.
00:50:57I had fun with you, as well.
00:50:58Tonight on the Runway,
00:50:59it's saying so much politically.
00:51:01It's so smart, yet it's so drag.
00:51:03It just shows us how clever you are.
00:51:06Up next, Bosco.
00:51:08Your Kitty Laveau was absolutely extraordinary.
00:51:11Things were just coming right off the cuff,
00:51:13and they were brilliant each time.
00:51:14The eye patch, then lifting the eye patch,
00:51:16and then saying that you were blind in the other eye,
00:51:18and you really couldn't see.
00:51:19I mean, it's all so stupid and ridiculous, Bosco.
00:51:23This look, I'm totally pre-ordering a casket like this
00:51:26for my funeral.
00:51:27It is so flattering.
00:51:30I'm getting one.
00:51:31Now, listen, Elvira, come on.
00:51:34Come on.
00:51:35Pandering.
00:51:36Sorry.
00:51:37I think you're cheating,
00:51:38because you know how much we love her.
00:51:42Up next, Deja Skye.
00:51:44This is really gorgeous.
00:51:46I could see it at the Moulin Rouge
00:51:48or some Josephine Baker tribute.
00:51:51A big part of improv is not talking.
00:51:54It's listening.
00:51:56You listened to Rue,
00:51:57and it allowed you to have good moments
00:51:59and a connection, which showed in the scene.
00:52:01I had fun with you.
00:52:02Oh, good.
00:52:03I love the fact that you were willing to go there.
00:52:05You were doing all these wild things.
00:52:08You know, it just shows that you're down to play.
00:52:10Let's do it.
00:52:11I was so in my head, if I'm being 1,000% honest,
00:52:14because I am my worst critic,
00:52:17and for some reason,
00:52:18I didn't really grasp the concept that I was doing well.
00:52:21Usually when that happens,
00:52:23it's because there's a part of you
00:52:24that really gets off on that process.
00:52:27For most of us, it feels like home.
00:52:29Right.
00:52:29It's like, leave home.
00:52:30It's the comfort.
00:52:31Right.
00:52:32Leave home.
00:52:33I think you did a fantastic job.
00:52:36Up next, Phoenix.
00:52:38You're just such a joy,
00:52:40and it was really fun just seeing you
00:52:43be back and be here and be present.
00:52:45I enjoyed that.
00:52:46You were giving me Delta Burke.
00:52:48I just wanted you to up the stakes a bit more
00:52:50and find more range.
00:52:52Okay.
00:52:52This look, really fun.
00:52:53I love the idea that you're giving us
00:52:55stormy weather in the front,
00:52:56and then you're giving us, like,
00:52:58a new day is dawning in the back.
00:52:59I think I like the front better than the back.
00:53:02You like the front better than the back.
00:53:04I thought I'd never...
00:53:05Oh.
00:53:06...hear you say those words.
00:53:08Yeah.
00:53:09I don't think I ever have.
00:53:11This outfit is a lot of fun.
00:53:13Who's responsible for it?
00:53:14This took a few people to make.
00:53:16This is an outfit that means a lot to me.
00:53:20I lost my sister to COVID,
00:53:22and it was...
00:53:26literally the worst moment of my life.
00:53:30I was in the room when they cut her monitors off,
00:53:33and it's something that I just...
00:53:34I deal with every single day.
00:53:36You know, people kept telling me,
00:53:38just hang in there.
00:53:39You will see the sunlight again.
00:53:41Weather the storm.
00:53:43And one of the positive things
00:53:45that I got out of it was
00:53:46it made me want more out of life,
00:53:48and it made me want to come to All Stars,
00:53:50and that was the purpose of this.
00:53:55So this is for her.
00:53:56This is for her.
00:53:58Thank you, Phoenix.
00:54:01Up next, Aja.
00:54:03I think there's a lot of stuff going on in this,
00:54:06but, I mean, it works.
00:54:08I'm getting Carnival.
00:54:09It's an outfit that took me from daytime
00:54:11at Carnival in Rio to nighttime,
00:54:13so I thought it was beautiful.
00:54:15You had a lot of heavy lifting in the acting challenge
00:54:17because you were playing two roles,
00:54:19and I thought you brought a lot of energy and vitality.
00:54:22Every time you had a moment,
00:54:23you kind of burst into the scene.
00:54:24I think in the actual one-on-one,
00:54:26maybe a little bit more, you know,
00:54:29back and forth and peaks and valleys
00:54:30would have helped.
00:54:31You literally stole the show as the court.
00:54:36I've heard that before.
00:54:39Thank you, All Stars.
00:54:41I think we've heard enough.
00:54:42While you untuck backstage,
00:54:44the judges and I will deliberate.
00:54:46You may leave the stage if you can.
00:54:51I'm going to leave.
00:54:52I'm not here.
00:54:53Okay, just between us, girlfriends,
00:54:56what do you think?
00:54:58Now, we're looking for the top two All Stars of the week.
00:55:01We're talking about telling stories.
00:55:03Irene was an auteur tonight.
00:55:06In the improv,
00:55:07I was riveted by the character choices that she made.
00:55:11And then pulling out that old murder mystery trope
00:55:13of the person who breaks character and lets it all out.
00:55:16That's brilliant.
00:55:17Very smart.
00:55:18Ms. Characiscus gave you more and more and more.
00:55:21Deja Skye as her character, Chardonnay Harrington,
00:55:24it was a great performance.
00:55:26I'm proud of Deja.
00:55:27She was there.
00:55:27She was giving it back and forth.
00:55:29It's interesting with Deja
00:55:30because we're experiencing a new Deja,
00:55:32and Deja is experiencing a new Deja.
00:55:34I think she's trying to find her footing
00:55:36with her new body, her new outlook.
00:55:39But I did have fun with her.
00:55:40As Kitty Laveau, Bosco did something really unique.
00:55:44Bosco said yes and was leaning forward.
00:55:47Impeccable timing, like Lucille Ball timing.
00:55:49I had so much fun with Bosco.
00:55:51She had me cracking up within the improv.
00:55:55She, too, is another really smart one
00:55:57who has tons of references
00:55:58and knows exactly what she wants to bring each time.
00:56:01All right.
00:56:02Silence.
00:56:03I have made my decision.
00:56:05Bring back my All Stars.
00:56:15Welcome back, All Stars.
00:56:18Based on your Murder on the Dance Floor performances
00:56:21and your coming and going runway presentations,
00:56:26I've made some decisions.
00:56:29And the top two All Stars of the week are...
00:56:36Irene the Alien.
00:56:40And Bosco.
00:56:41Yay!
00:56:42Good job.
00:56:43Good work, man!
00:56:46Conjagulations.
00:56:47You've each earned two points,
00:56:50which means you're both closer to the semifinals
00:56:53and the chance to win the grand prize of $200,000.
00:56:59Ladykins, the rest of you can step to the back of the stage.
00:57:11Irene, Bosco,
00:57:13this week you were both persons of interest,
00:57:17but tonight there can only be one winner.
00:57:21Two All Stars stand before me.
00:57:24Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
00:57:28win $10,000,
00:57:30and earn a coveted extra point
00:57:33in the tournament of All Stars.
00:57:37The time has come
00:57:39for you to lip-sync
00:57:42for your legacy!
00:57:47I'm so happy I'm up here
00:57:49with one of my closest sisters in the world,
00:57:51and I'm even more excited
00:57:52for that $10,000 I'm about to fucking win.
00:57:56Good luck,
00:57:57and don't
00:57:59fuck it up.
00:58:05It's murder on the dance floor
00:58:08You better not kill the group
00:58:10DJ
00:58:11Gonna burn this goddamn house right down
00:58:15If you think you're gettin' away
00:58:17If you think you're gettin' away
00:58:18I will prove your own
00:58:19I'll take you all away
00:58:21Say another song
00:58:24I'll blow you all away
00:58:29It's murder on the dance floor
00:58:31But you better not kill the groove
00:58:36Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:58:37It's murder on the dance floor
00:58:39But you better not steal the moves
00:59:01It's murder on the dance floor
00:59:05It's murder on the dance floor
00:59:10It's murder on the dance floor
00:59:15DJ
00:59:16It's murder on the dance floor
00:59:16Gonna burn this goddamn house right down
00:59:18It's murder on the dance floor
00:59:20But you better not kill the groove
00:59:25Hey, hey, hey
00:59:26It's murder on the dance floor
00:59:28It's murder on the dance floor
00:59:29But you better not steal the moves
00:59:32DJ
00:59:32Gonna burn this goddamn house right down
00:59:35Oh!
00:59:36Oh!
00:59:38Oh!
00:59:40Oh!
00:59:40Oh!
00:59:41Oh!
00:59:44Oh!
00:59:45Oh!
00:59:46Oh!
00:59:47Oh!
00:59:53Oh!
00:59:55Oh!
00:59:57Oh!
00:59:58Oh!
00:59:59Oh!
01:00:00Thank you, thank you
01:00:00You've won a cash tip of $10,000
01:00:04Yay!
01:00:06Plus, an extra point
01:00:09Olivia, Deja, Phoenix, and Aja
01:00:14Please step forward
01:00:21All-stars
01:00:22With great power comes great responsibility
01:00:25As the four bottom queens of the week
01:00:29You each receive one MVQ point that you must give away
01:00:35I'll leave it up to each of you to decide
01:00:37Which all-star deserves your MVQ point?
01:00:44So, here we are at the end of week two
01:00:49Bosco and Irene are tied for the lead with four points each
01:00:54Aja is in second place with three points
01:00:58And Olivia, Deja, and Phoenix
01:01:00You each have one point
01:01:03Wah, wah, wah
01:01:05But all that can change in the blink of an eyelash
01:01:12Contraculations, all-stars
01:01:13And remember, if you can't love yourself
01:01:16How in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
01:01:18Can I get an amen up in here?
01:01:20Amen!
01:01:21All right, now let the music play
01:01:23You make me feel
01:01:24Whisper in my ear
01:01:27Whatever you have to say
01:01:29Long as you whisper to me
01:01:31AI Y-E-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S-M-I-N-L-O-W-T
01:01:36Indust exactly what it is
01:01:41Next time on The Tournament of All-Stars
01:01:44This definitely shakes shit up
01:01:47Where does that even put the score, girl
01:01:48It's giving all-stars...
01:01:50all-stunts
01:01:51I don't know how to trust you.
01:01:55So I want to see if my feelings are valid in this thing.
01:01:58For the final episode of this bracket,
01:02:01you need to transform these red-hot hoopsters
01:02:05into your very own drag sisters.
01:02:09Now just show me a clown runway.
01:02:11A clown? Yeah.
01:02:12I didn't think this was what I would be doing.
01:02:14Winning this challenge will be the deciding factor
01:02:17on who gets to move forward to the semifinals.
01:02:19We can't fuck it up.
01:02:30We can't fuck it up.
01:02:54We will continue.
01:02:56We can't fuck it up.
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