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Black Ops - Season 2 - Episode 03
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00:00What's going on?
00:01Just give us 24 hours to find Steve, then we'll come clean.
00:05We haven't got an image of Steve.
00:07But I know where we can get one.
00:08We are coming for you.
00:11You got any last words?
00:12What if I was to call up your record and just hit delete?
00:15I kind of told him I could wipe his record.
00:18Tell him you wiped it.
00:19By the time he finds out the truth, the police have got it.
00:21Oh, fuck!
00:21Is it done?
00:22It is done. Your record is clean.
00:24Your boyfriend is here.
00:26Hello, beautiful. How was your day?
00:30Oh, Judy, that food was something.
00:33Was that a hint of cumin in that rice?
00:35Yes, there was.
00:37Thank you, Tevin.
00:38So, Dom, tell us, how did you meet such a sweet, sweet guy?
00:43Oh, you mean how did I manage to meet such a sweet, sweet girl?
00:47He thinks she's the catch.
00:48We can all hear you, Dad.
00:50So, how long have you two been an item?
00:53Yeah, um, you know, we're not really, like, an item.
00:57It's more of a, the kids say, situationship.
01:01Four months, last Wednesday.
01:04After Dom bought me a dozen roses, I thought, rah, rah, fair play.
01:08I mean, why can't a woman buy a man flowers?
01:11Oh?
01:12Right, who's got room for dessert?
01:14Oh, yes.
01:14Yeah, actually, Tevin, I think you've got to be getting back, right?
01:18No.
01:18Tevin lives south.
01:19Oh.
01:20Like, really south.
01:21Like, Croydon.
01:23South Croydon.
01:24And I remember you saying that you need to get home to close your curtains before it gets
01:28dark, cos, you know, your estate's a bit rough.
01:32Oh.
01:32Yeah, yeah.
01:33Actually, that's what I came round there to tell you.
01:35To tell us what, Tevin?
01:37I don't live in South Croydon anymore.
01:39Actually, I don't live anywhere anymore.
01:43Landlord kicked me out.
01:44Yeah.
01:45He hiked up the rent, cos Croydon's so up and coming.
01:49Especially the south part, where it's leafier.
01:53I told him I couldn't afford it.
01:55Came home, found my stuff in bin bags, and the locks changed.
01:59No, that's disgusting.
02:01Not to mention illegal.
02:02Yeah.
02:05Well, maybe we could help.
02:06Yeah, we can get you the name of a really good lawyer.
02:08No.
02:09We've got space here.
02:11Do we?
02:12Yeah, you could crash here for a bit.
02:15I just...
02:17I was just thinking about the insurance.
02:20You know, can we have guests?
02:23Of course we can have guests, Dom.
02:25Yes.
02:26Thank you, Maurice.
02:27I mean...
02:28Dad.
02:29It's...
02:29Listen, it's no problem.
02:32It's a son.
02:33Yeah, right.
02:34Er, babe, can you help me clear these plates before we have this dessert that Julie's so obsessed
02:39of us having?
02:40Thanks.
02:40Sure.
02:42Oh.
02:42Come on.
02:43Let's go.
02:44Ooh, Dom's clearing the plates.
02:46This is...
02:47This is a first.
02:52What the fuck is this?
02:54What are you doing here?
02:55I know you didn't get my record wiped.
02:57I made some calls and I know it's bollocks.
03:01Okay, Devon.
03:03Here's what's gonna happen, okay?
03:05You've got ten seconds to get the fuck out of my house or I'm gonna call the police.
03:11And by the way, I have a special number to call because I'm secret services bitch and
03:16they come that bit faster.
03:17You won't call the police.
03:18Oh, I'm already doing it.
03:20Because if you do, you'll have to tell him that you handed over state secrets to a terrorist.
03:25At least that's what I heard you say earlier.
03:28Possible terrorist.
03:29This is what I think I said actually.
03:32Um...
03:34Okay, look, I did try to get your record wiped.
03:37Oh, you tried?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Oh, you tried?
03:38Well, that's fine.
03:39We'll just leave it then.
03:40Thank you for understanding.
03:41Try harder!
03:44It's so funny when you say things like that.
03:50Because I'm not leaving here until it's done.
03:53Get me?
03:54Yeah.
03:56I get you.
03:59Oh, Julie!
04:00Is this a dessert?
04:02Yeah.
04:04Ew.
04:05Nah, this isn't Julie's lemon drizzle cake.
04:08This has got to be M&S.
04:10Stop it, you.
04:12Come on, Pookie.
04:14Let's go.
04:21So this is my side.
04:23And that's your side.
04:25Did you put actual masking tape down?
04:27Mm-hmm.
04:29Don't think it's halfway.
04:30No.
04:31It's not halfway.
04:32You wanna know why?
04:33Because this is my room.
04:34And can we get something clear, alright?
04:36All of this...
04:38Not part of the deal.
04:40I tried to keep my hands to myself.
04:42Yeah.
04:42And we get changed under the bedding here.
04:45Because this is a Christian household.
04:47I'm told.
04:48Praise Jesus.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Praise him.
05:10Where are you going?
05:12Shit.
05:13I'm going for a piss.
05:16Is that alright with you?
05:18Don't drink liquids after 8pm.
05:22And don't...
05:24Don't get any ideas.
05:25I know where you live.
05:32Offenite Oaks.
05:34Or...
05:34Ofenite Oaks.
05:34Thank you, Susan.
05:35Openite Oaks.
05:36Great.
05:36We all know.
05:37Hm.
05:37Your 24 hours are up.
05:40Tevin is living in my house.
05:43What?
05:44What?!
05:45He knows I didn't wipe his record. He knows about the carnival file.
05:49He is blackmailing me, living in my house and eating my Pop-Tarts until I get his record wiped.
05:53Oh, oh, is he staying there forever?
05:55Because you are never getting his record wiped.
05:57Yes, I know that, Kate. Why did you tell me to say it?
06:00I didn't tell you to say it.
06:02I just floated it as a possibility.
06:06Look, if you tell Fisher about the carnival file, then he wouldn't have anything to blackmail you with.
06:10Yeah, because I'll be in prison and he'll be at home watching Rick Stein's Mediterranean Adventures with my dad and
06:16Julie.
06:16But if we sort this out ourselves, then he also won't have anything to blackmail me with.
06:22Need I remind you that you said 24 hours to solve this and that was up about 14 hours ago.
06:31Okay. Clock watching.
06:34Holding me to my exact words. Is that what you're doing now, is it?
06:38Yes.
06:39Oh, well, I said 24 hours until we get somewhere and we got somewhere.
06:46We got his picture and we can find out who the guy is if we just take one little trip
06:50to the facial recognition suite.
06:52So, come on, let's go.
06:58Oh, yes, classified information, documents, like, like.
07:03Oh, there's someone there.
07:05So, what's the big plan, then? Because our passes don't work on this level, do we?
07:09Okay. I'm trying to think.
07:12Oh, maybe we try the African cleaner thing.
07:14Oh, look at them. They don't fit.
07:16Yes.
07:17So, MI5, classified information, let's just get out of the line.
07:23I don't like this song.
07:24I respect authority.
07:26There's a reason we shouldn't be in rooms we shouldn't be in.
07:28Okay, just watch the corridor and tell me if anyone comes.
07:30Who's not going to use him?
07:31Graham's password, rinsewind69.
07:34God, he is such a graham.
07:36His Majesty's government takes civil liberties extremely seriously.
07:40Oh, God, boring.
07:42How's the view up there?
07:43It's all clear for now.
07:45Okay, let's get this bastard.
07:52Ha!
07:53Got him.
07:54Who is that?
07:55That's not Steve.
07:57Yeah, no, it's some guy that ghosted me about six months ago.
08:00He claimed he was moving to Frankfurt for work, but I saw him at Lidl.
08:03And I'm pretty sure...
08:05Don, trust you, Steve.
08:06We haven't got time for sunglasses, man.
08:08We have not got time for sunglasses, man.
08:09We have not got time for sunglasses, man.
08:11All right.
08:11Just watch the corridor.
08:13No idea how difficult it is for a single woman in London, but whatever.
08:19There he is.
08:20Finally.
08:23Okay, date base searching.
08:26Shit.
08:27Must be off-grid, figures.
08:28Okay, okay, well, we tried.
08:29Hang on, we still have to cross-reference his image against CCTV.
08:33Okay, um, Dom, I can hear someone coming.
08:35Okay.
08:36I think it was the guy that was in here.
08:37Hurry up, Dom.
08:38Hurry up?
08:39I'm not the one deep scanning London's CCTV network, all right?
08:42It is the guy that was in here.
08:43We need to get out now!
08:44My God, it's like crystal made.
08:46It is the guy who is in the room.
08:50It is the guy that was in here.
08:54It is the guy that was in here.
09:15My heart stopped. Yes, it works. And I didn't see the light. Okay, come look at this, Kay. Look at
09:20all these sightings of Steve.
09:22My God, they really do know everything, don't they? I mean, you can't even scratch your arse with all my
09:27fun.
09:28Just get off with it. Okay, all right. So, there's a cluster there. I think this must be where he
09:36lives, right?
09:36Yeah.
09:39Oh my God, there he is. There he is. Yes! Soldier Tidecifer.
09:46We are coming for you, Steve. What are you doing, Steve?
09:51And then she goes to dry her face with a tea towel, and there he is. Clear as day, the
09:57image of Jesus.
09:58Where did he go? Right there. I mean, she framed it. She put it on the wall in her church
10:03next to the notice board.
10:04It's uncanny, I've seen it. And yes, you can argue, it looks like a young Jeremy Irons, but he's still
10:09with us, so I don't imagine him appearing on tea towels.
10:11It's him. No, it's definitely Jesus. No, it's Steve. He's coming out.
10:15Mary was expecting a delivery room. Do you think Steve is a McAdese guy or a BK guy? No, it's
10:20got to be McAdese, nor was a BK.
10:22Okay, yeah, he's moving. Let's go. Well, speaking of McAdese, if we pass a drive-threat, can we just...
10:26We are following a suspect.
10:27Please, I'm hungry.
10:29All right, fine, if we pass on.
10:31Don't get too close.
10:32I know what I'm doing. You need to change gear. Oh, my God.
10:40Why are we following him?
10:41I told you, I need to get some leverage on this guy. Find out what he's up to.
10:47Oh, there, there. Sitting on the bench.
10:52Oh, incoming. Someone with a bag.
10:57Oh, he's sitting down on the bench next to him.
10:58Kind of elder statesman, silver fox debonair time.
11:04Oh, let me see.
11:06Oh, yeah, he is a silver fox.
11:09Right? I wonder if they're related. They've got the same square jawline.
11:12Oh, he's left the bag. It's a handover.
11:14It's a handover.
11:16See? I knew it.
11:18Right, coming for you, Steve.
11:20I'm just a silver fox.
11:28Maybe we should have thought I'd save a fox.
11:30No, we stick on Steve.
11:32We need to find out what that guy gave him.
11:34What's in that bag?
11:36Can you leave my aircon alone, Kate?
11:38I'm hot. This is stressful.
11:39It's dead right.
11:40Yes, I have eyes, Kate.
11:42He's walking to a lockup.
11:45He's opening the lockup.
11:47He's taking a bag in the lockup.
11:50I can see all of this.
11:51He's closing the door to the lockup.
11:53And he's looking right at us.
11:56Oh, shit!
12:06And he's driving away without the bag.
12:13The bag is in the lockup.
12:19No! It's locked!
12:22We need to find out what's in there.
12:24Bomb-making equipment, weapons, anthrax, that's our leverage.
12:28And then we can say to him, we found your little bomb-making lair, it's out of action,
12:32and nobody needs to know about this as long as nobody knows about the file.
12:35Sounds icky.
12:36Yeah, well, that's a game, you know, it's icky.
12:39Oh, maybe we can recruit him as an asset, and he can foil future plans for us.
12:46Oh, okay, so how do we get in?
12:49Um, oh, oh, oh, they've got a lockpicker.
12:52Who?
12:53The Tesco Express, round the corner.
12:55And my 5K, you know, our esteemed employer?
12:58Yeah, no, yeah.
12:59Graham told me about the gadget stores.
13:01No, I'm aware of the gadget stores.
13:03I also know that you need a pink form from accounts with a job code to get anything out of
13:09there.
13:09It's paperwork, bureaucracy.
13:15What?
13:20Deborah, hi, how are you?
13:23Better for seeing you, Ansem.
13:25IRL, I mean, dreams don't count.
13:28Great, great patter.
13:31Now, speaking of dreams, you'd be really making mine come true if...
13:35Go on.
13:37If you could give me a pink form for the gadget stores?
13:41Oh.
13:43To get a pink form, you need a blue form signed by your line manager.
13:46Yeah, this is kind of urgent, so I was thinking,
13:49maybe if there was a way you could give me a pink form now,
13:51and I can get you that blue form later.
13:54Well, we never normally do it like that.
14:01And, by later, I was thinking,
14:06dinner, perhaps?
14:10In a public venue.
14:12Oh.
14:13You naughty boy.
14:17Woo!
14:20Stop it.
14:21You were so smooth, Kay.
14:24You were like the Samson to her Delilah.
14:26Whoa, whoa.
14:27You're paying for dinner, by the way,
14:28and you're calling me as soon as it gets dark
14:30with a fake reason for me to leave.
14:31You were the David to her Bathsheba.
14:33No!
14:34The Boaz to her Ruth.
14:35No.
14:58So what kind of look are we talking?
15:00Cylinder?
15:01Deadbolt?
15:02Nightlock?
15:04Combination?
15:04Oh, just, you know, just a standard one.
15:07Well, what kind of building are we breaking into?
15:09Whoa!
15:10Breaking in!
15:10I didn't say anything about breaking.
15:12Who said anything about breaking?
15:13You said it.
15:14You said it.
15:14Oh, yeah, it's an investigation.
15:16Yadda, yadda, yadda.
15:17Yeah, I know the drill, but the building,
15:18what are we talking?
15:19Oh.
15:21A garage with a key lock thingy.
15:24Okey-dokey, now.
15:25We're getting somewhere.
15:27Jesus Christ.
15:30Oh, I'm pleased to see this getting a run out.
15:32You see, everything is cyber these days,
15:35but you just can't beat the classics.
15:37No, I bet you can't.
15:38I bet you can't.
15:38If it sticks, bit of this,
15:40she'll be chirpy as a chipmunk.
15:42Gloves.
15:43Because I assume you're not planning
15:44on leaving a prince all over the place.
15:46No, no, I'm not.
15:47I don't know about her.
15:48I don't know about you.
15:48Are you going to leave her?
15:49I'm not going to do that.
15:49I'm not going to do that.
15:50No, we don't want to leave her.
15:50Bolt cutters!
15:52Jeez, Louise.
15:54If all else fails.
15:56I'll give you a UV torch.
15:58Oh, I always carry one of these.
16:00You'd be surprised the amount of blood and semen
16:02you find under one of these.
16:04Hotel rooms, tube.
16:06There's more around than you'd think.
16:09The old blood and semen.
16:11And last but not least,
16:15cacao balls.
16:19Like poisonous cacao balls.
16:22No, just thought you might want a snack.
16:24I made them myself.
16:25Packed full of antioxidants.
16:27Oh, well, thanks, Dave.
16:29And, um, nice get up, by the way.
16:31Oh, thanks, yeah.
16:33I'm, uh, fighting the Cavaliers later.
16:36For my sins.
16:37Well, well, good luck with that.
16:39Thanks, mate.
16:40They're a mad bunch of bastards.
16:42They're IT consultants from Cheadle Hume.
16:44No way.
16:45Well, I'll pray for you.
16:46Keeps me off the streets.
16:48Without it, I'd be a maniac.
16:50Ha-ha-ha-ha.
16:54Please stop eating cacao balls.
16:56Let's do this.
16:57There's a bad bit.
16:58She'll be late.
16:59Why?
16:59As far as he's concerned, we're just going to our lock-up.
17:02Yeah, but you don't know Steve.
17:03We're not Steve.
17:04You all right?
17:05Hi.
17:05Oh, yeah.
17:09Hurry up.
17:11Okay.
17:12Hand me the silver thing.
17:13Silver thing.
17:13Hand me the gold thing.
17:15Gold thing.
17:16Now watch my back.
17:17Yep.
17:19Page.
17:25Yes.
17:27Redemption is on the other side of this door.
17:38Oh, my God.
17:39Shit.
17:40Crap.
17:40Follows.
17:42There's a code, Cheadle.
17:43What's the code, Cheadle?
17:44Oh, why's the post on them?
17:45You're the one who's a mink to the divine.
17:49Why should just run?
17:50We haven't left any prints.
17:51You literally just saw our faces.
17:53And dude is still watching us now.
17:56Why is it going faster?
17:57Why is it going faster?
17:58One, two, three, four.
17:59Four, three, two, one.
18:00How many combinations can it be?
18:01The thousands, Dom.
18:02Okay, I'm just going to press any random numbers.
18:04Wait.
18:05UV torch.
18:09Hey.
18:10Everything all right, eh?
18:11Yeah, yeah.
18:12So you got some wood?
18:15It's lovely weather for it.
18:16Yeah, it's all right.
18:17It's all right.
18:20Right, yeah.
18:21Um, one, seven, eight, nine.
18:27Okay, so what's the order?
18:28Um, maybe it's his birth year.
18:30So 1987 or 1978?
18:34Oh, 1978 makes him...
18:3647?
18:37Mm-hmm.
18:381987 makes him...
18:4138!
18:4338!
18:4538!
18:53When we get out of here, you're going to see me stress eat about ten cacao balls.
18:57Do not judge me.
19:07With you.
19:08Anyway, careful.
19:15What the hell?
19:18They're pogs.
19:20Again?
19:21What the hell?
19:23Yeah, yeah, you remember pogs.
19:24You just slammer to knock them over and get as many as possible face down.
19:28These were massive in the 90s.
19:29So was Hootie and the blowfish cake, but I don't expect them to be hidden in a garage.
19:34Then why does he have a bag full of pogs?
19:36I don't know.
19:37I mean, he has a hobby?
19:40Okay, fine.
19:41All right.
19:41Okay, fine.
19:43It's a dead end, but it's only one line of inquiry.
19:47Okay?
19:47We have his address, so we can follow him again.
19:50No, no, Dom.
19:51Dom.
19:52You said 24 hours.
19:54We've been getting on for three days.
19:55And carnival's not for another two weeks.
19:57Yes, and with every passing day, we look guiltier.
20:01Just go where I need to think.
20:03Think.
20:05You know, listen.
20:06See, the scene back in the day, it was all about lover's rock.
20:11Now, no one talks about lover's rock.
20:14No!
20:15I'm home.
20:16Oh, shit, shit, shit.
20:17It's cool, it's cool.
20:18It's cool.
20:18Hey, Dom.
20:20Hey, Dad.
20:22You okay?
20:23Dom, you've got a real keeper here.
20:26Don't let a good one go.
20:28Oh, I won't.
20:29Remember the stiff drawer?
20:35Tevin fixed it!
20:38And he made us brunch this morning.
20:40What did you put in those eggs?
20:41A pinch of garlic powder.
20:43You saucer!
20:44Garlic!
20:46Yeah, I'm just trying to earn my keep.
20:48I don't want to outstay my welcome, you know what I mean?
20:51You stay as long as you need, my Bridget.
20:57Bridget.
20:58Okay.
20:59All right.
20:59Uh, Tevin, babe, can we have a little word?
21:02I'm private.
21:03Now.
21:05Sure thing.
21:06Tevin, thank you.
21:08Were you just smoking a split with my dad?
21:11I was just a rollie, but I didn't want to burst his bubble, you know?
21:14All right, just stop.
21:16Stop what?
21:16Whatever this is, like, palling it up with my family.
21:19Well, they're good people, I get on with them.
21:21Okay, I get that you're trying to psych me out, but you can save your energy.
21:24I already told you I can't get your record wiped.
21:27Yes, you can.
21:28I've seen what you can do when you put your mind to it.
21:30So put your mind to this.
21:32Get it done.
21:33And I ain't even fucking about, Dom.
21:41Get the fuck out.
21:42Of my room?
21:42Yes!
21:43It's a business call.
21:46I need something from the kitchen anyway.
21:52Hey, baby, what are you still doing awake?
21:54I had a scary dream, Daddy.
21:56All right, but it was just a dream, okay?
21:59Can you sing to me like you used to?
22:03Please.
22:16I was just going through the thing.
22:20Bye.
22:25Um...
22:26Sonne la netina, sonne la metina, ding dang dong, ding dang dong.
22:54All right, Jay, baby?
22:56Get to sleep now.
22:57Night-night.
22:59Love you, Daddy.
23:00Love you too, egghead.
23:07Egghead.
23:07Shut up.
23:10That's why you want to get your record wiped, isn't it?
23:14Yeah, we're not doing this right now.
23:15Oh, my God.
23:50Afternoon.
23:51Yeah, funny.
23:58What's all this?
23:59Catch up.
24:00Where were you yesterday?
24:02Uh, I had suspected meningitis, Graham, as I texted.
24:07Can't think why you're still not an agent.
24:18OK, do you recognise this?
24:21It's a pink form.
24:23It's your pink form.
24:24And you're supposed to get a blue form signed by me to get one of those.
24:28Yeah.
24:28Yes, I know.
24:29I'm sorry.
24:30It was an emergency.
24:31Why did you even need anything from the gadget store?
24:33Oh, well, it was a lockpicker.
24:34And I was, uh, I got locked out of my flat.
24:38Use government resources like this because you got locked out?
24:42I'm sorry, but do you really think the taxpayer should be funding this?
24:46Alistair, I just thought, you know, if I can't get into my flat, then I can't go to bed.
24:54And then I can't have my cock-a-pops in the morning.
24:57And that, right, I don't think I would be at my best for the taxpayer.
25:09Well, next time get a locksmith.
25:11Yes.
25:12Yes, sir.
25:13Absolute, absolute.
25:17I know, right?
25:19Wednesdays be Wednesday.
25:21I am.
25:22Oh.
25:23Oh.
25:32I need a file pull on two agents.
25:35Curly Ogunderry, Dominique Archibald.
25:47Dom.
25:48Oh, look, Kate.
25:49Check this out.
25:49Fisher's file.
25:50It was in my pile.
25:52That rhymed.
25:53Oh, my God.
25:54Do you know she was in the army?
25:55Dom.
25:56Like, the actual army.
25:57Dom.
25:57And this was her at uni.
25:59Check that out for some Bullingdon shit.
26:01Oh, and this is her address.
26:0332 Ivydale Grove.
26:04Pretty sweet.
26:05Dom!
26:09There's something I need to tell you.
26:10All right.
26:11Just tell me.
26:12You don't have to shout.
26:14Either you come clean,
26:15or I will.
26:19Are you being serious right now?
26:21Very.
26:25You all right?
26:25Fine.
26:26Oh, thank the Lord.
26:28Okay, look, Fisher's in the office.
26:30But we're bringing Steve in.
26:32What?
26:33If I'm going to have to confess to this thing,
26:35then I want to bring him in at the same time.
26:37Bang.
26:38Solid proof.
26:38I wasn't working with the guy.
26:40That's the compromise, okay?
26:42We are bringing Steve in.
27:12We might have a situation here.
27:31We might have a situation here.
27:32We might have a situation here.
27:32We might have a situation here.
27:33We might have a situation here.
27:33We might have a situation here.
27:34We might have a situation here.
27:35We might have a situation here.
27:35We might have a situation here.
27:37We might have a situation here.
27:40We might have a situation here.
27:42Help, help, help.
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