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00:21Yes, it seems odd that I'm secretly burying something in a random field.
00:24All right, enough power round.
00:26He's angry!
00:34Here comes a rewind.
00:40Excitement overdrive, last game of the season, win and we get promoted.
00:44Hear me, we shall be winners.
00:46Out of the way, chumps.
00:49You just got called chumps by a guy with a metal detector.
00:52This is state of the art, with precise positioning to locate buried treasures from the past.
00:57Shut up before anyone hears you.
00:59How dare you call us chumps!
01:02Yeah, we're one game away from promotion.
01:04Slay!
01:06Bonafide hoopers.
01:07So no one will ever call us chumps ever again.
01:09Hey chumps, I suppose you heard we won our lead yesterday.
01:13So, we're gonna win ours too?
01:15Welcome to Aoife's Fantasyland.
01:19You won't win.
01:21Aha!
01:23Well, Aoife's Fantasyland also has a pool and a multiplex and the Vipers are gonna get promoted.
01:29Wait, that's Aoife's Realityland.
01:31You know what I mean.
01:33We will win!
01:36I find a simple grinning approach the most methodical.
01:39Oh, can he even hear himself?
01:41Cringe.
01:42And he has headphone hair.
01:44Not long before I make a find that will put me in the history books.
01:47You said we get rich doing this.
01:50Let's bail.
01:50For lo, he did scour the fields of Midvale.
01:54And many treasures did he unearth to great acclaim.
01:58And they did call him Connor.
02:04Finder of...
02:11Rusty Screws.
02:16OK.
02:17We need to be the chasers.
02:19Jim, what you got?
02:21Right.
02:22I've been watching vids on the chasers, doing vital research.
02:25Well done.
02:25They're unbeatable.
02:26Great.
02:27So positive.
02:28I am positive.
02:30That we'll lose.
02:31You're our coach.
02:32You must have some kind of strategy.
02:34I do.
02:42We say we can't play because we got caught up in a bank heist.
02:52We don't need this.
02:54We can win.
02:55We just need to train hard and stay focused.
02:58Well then someone better not get distracted.
03:01Or annoyed.
03:02What?
03:03Oh!
03:05Oh!
03:06OK.
03:07I promise literally nothing will make me distracted or annoyed.
03:13So distracted and annoyed.
03:15We need to do match prep and can't concentrate with the stench.
03:20This is history.
03:21Breathe in the aroma of bygone kings and queens.
03:24What?
03:25And bygone sheep and cow poo.
03:27And half a toilet seat.
03:30Bit of persistence and anti-back.
03:34I'm sure Connor could find the other half.
03:37We could end up being a local hero.
03:40Ah!
03:40Here it is.
03:42So good the vipers had we got promoted.
03:44The vipers.
03:45Zero chance.
03:46I am on my best behaviour.
03:48I will not rise to the bait.
03:52Delusional losers.
03:54Delusers!
03:59We'll see who the real deluser is.
04:03Ooh, what's going to be Connor's next find?
04:06Hmm?
04:08An 100% authentic rare Roman coin.
04:14Made in China.
04:15Made in China.
04:26Yeah, I probably should be training with the vipers,
04:28but I snuck out for a sec to honour our local hero.
04:36What are you doing, chumpy?
04:38Just a jog before my must-win match.
04:41I had a lovely chat with a little old lady
04:44who was walking her dog.
04:46She said something about a Roman settlement here,
04:48and then...
04:50Wait, stop.
04:51Tell me more.
04:53She had a Bichon Fries?
04:55No, I mean, I've never heard there was a Roman settlement in Midvale.
04:58She said it was...
05:00here.
05:03But history was never your strongest subject.
05:06Says the person who thought Plato invented modelling clay.
05:10You'll never find anything.
05:14Stand aside, sad sack.
05:19Excellent.
05:20That's three more training sessions with fame.
05:22If we keep this up, vipers, promotion.
05:25Tick!
05:26You've actually managed to stay focused.
05:28You are kidding.
05:30Trust me.
05:31This match is all I've been thinking about.
05:36Behold, I have hit the jackpot.
05:43Not the reaction I was expecting.
05:46Tell us about your amazing find.
05:48Said nobody ever.
05:51Yeah, the testing is lame.
05:53This could be worth millions.
05:56And also, well interesting, so, um...
05:59How do we get the cash?
06:01We?
06:02Exactly.
06:02All those hours searching, now we have this amazing find.
06:06Oh, wow.
06:08You found an 100% authentic coin.
06:11You should tell Holt.
06:12You think?
06:13Yeah.
06:14He'll probably have a big hero's reception.
06:17Just for you.
06:18And the whole school will be there.
06:20Worshipping you all.
06:22We might even get a day off!
06:25What?
06:26That is so funny.
06:27The coin.
06:28It's legit fake.
06:30How do you know?
06:31I planted it.
06:32Best prank ever!
06:36This is exactly the kind of distraction we warned you about.
06:39It's just a joke.
06:40Honestly, what's the worst that could happen?
06:45It won't dig itself!
06:48Buffoons!
06:49I'm surrounded by buffoons!
06:55I need a wet wipe!
06:57Aoife, this is not good.
07:00It won't affect our match prep.
07:03Now, let's get our run in.
07:05You!
07:06Have those children removed and or tased?
07:10This is a restricted area!
07:14I mean, a little tasing will be fine.
07:17Get a move on!
07:19Tasing children is not fine.
07:23Chill!
07:24The dig will be outside.
07:25I'll see you never dig again!
07:27I mean, it's not like they'll be taking over the school!
07:31Move along!
07:33History has claimed this domain!
07:36Joseph Swiftly, with all your cultural walls!
07:39You heard the man.
07:40He's an archaeologist, dammit!
07:41Clear the area!
07:43Excellent marshalling!
07:44A pleasure.
07:45Dr Ford, I presume.
07:46I'm Mr Holt, headmaster of Midvale.
07:48Midvale?
07:49The school we're standing in.
07:50This is a school.
07:52Thought it was some sort of detention centre.
07:56Very nice of you to say.
07:58Big fan, by the way.
07:59Your work at Rutland was seminal.
08:02Well, a team effort.
08:04Yes, I did a lot of heavy lifting.
08:06I've just ordered rather an expensive Roman coin collection myself, awaiting delivery.
08:12Magnificous!
08:13Let me know when it gets there. I'll sign it. No charge.
08:16Gosh!
08:17Hanks!
08:17I've always wanted to do what you do.
08:19It's so important.
08:20Yeah.
08:21But not for the faint-hearted.
08:24The heat.
08:25The dust.
08:27The snakes.
08:30Airport security kills.
08:32Joking!
08:33We're always trouble, premium.
08:37Hilarious Maximus.
08:39That is I.
08:41The eminent Dr Ford.
08:42Of all people.
08:44It says here he used messages from his dreams to make his discoveries.
08:48A maverick that gets things done his way.
08:51Sounds familiar?
08:54Look, if we want to get a cut of the cashola, we need to look the power.
09:02And all this happened because of my find.
09:03Because of my find?
09:05What? Your find?
09:06Well, you've got a big dig to get to, and I've got these inmates to deal with.
09:11Hard labour always works back in the day.
09:13But a public flogging is always good to fall back on.
09:16Glorious times.
09:18Shoo! Shoo!
09:23I found that coin.
09:25Yes, on school premises.
09:27Therefore, legally, I get credit for it.
09:29Well, we've got hats.
09:31Which I should be confiscating.
09:38Eifa, this has gone too far.
09:41I know, but training for our match is way more important.
09:45Period.
09:46I'll fix it after.
09:48Everything will be okay.
09:53Oh, no.
10:00You can't close the gym.
10:02Of course I can.
10:03It's the ideal spot for work quarters.
10:06Perfect and...
10:08Work?
10:08There's a bed over there.
10:10We have a must-win match coming up.
10:13Oh!
10:14Whose idea was the bed?
10:16Brilliant!
10:17That's mine!
10:19Er...
10:20I may have drooled slightly.
10:23Erm...
10:24Just turn the pillow over.
10:25So we have to miss a vital training session, just so you can have a nap?
10:30Not a nap.
10:33In deep meditation, I traverse oceans of time.
10:37And I embrace the shadows of the past.
10:41Er...what?
10:42He dreams of his past lives and makes his discoveries.
10:46Yes.
10:46I dreamt of Midas Avalos.
10:49In all its glory.
10:52What?
10:53And then I saw it now.
10:56Right.
10:57As discussed.
10:59The gym is closed.
11:00Now, XI!
11:02You!
11:03Get me a new pillow.
11:08Wait!
11:09So now we have nowhere to train for our most important match of the season?
11:13Aoife, you need to fess up.
11:15Okay, I'll do it now.
11:19Mike's so touchy.
11:20A full-scale dig at my school.
11:23Marvellous.
11:24Twelve-year-old Mr Holt would be elated.
11:27What about you?
11:28Twelve-year-old Jimmy would be outside playing footy on the pitches if they weren't closed.
11:33Right.
11:34Own up.
11:34Suffer a teeny detention.
11:37Win the match.
11:38And then hopefully everyone will stop shouting at me.
11:41If anyone took this joy from me now, there would be actual hell to pay.
11:46Fiery, grizzly hell.
11:48I would take everything they love away from them and then just laugh.
11:53Evilly.
11:55It's our new plan.
11:56Say nothing and make a new new plan.
12:01OK, if I come clean, Holt will take away everything I love.
12:04Kittens!
12:05Obviously, but mostly basketball.
12:07And then we won't get promoted.
12:08So, new new plan.
12:09Keep quiet and train wherever, whenever we can.
12:12Er, slight health and safety issue. Training near a dig site.
12:15Duh.
12:16Everywhere else is closed.
12:17We'll just have to be super careful.
12:20WAH!
12:20And this is the brush I used at Rutland.
12:29Sable-bristled.
12:30Can I hold it?
12:31No.
12:32Can't be touched by human hands.
12:34Except for mine.
12:35Yes, no, I knew that.
12:37Look at Holt.
12:38That's my hat.
12:39And Ford is so full of himself.
12:43I can show you this humdinger.
12:46Second century.
12:47Found it in Newstead.
12:49Are you even allowed to have that?
12:51I can do whatever I want on my digs.
12:55Including choosing my own team.
12:58Really?
12:59Do you think you could get me in?
13:00I've got my own trowel.
13:01Perhaps.
13:02It could get rough.
13:04Six straight months in the Bahamas.
13:07I've got some holiday saved.
13:09Ooh.
13:11I say, we go over there, take the hat and make Holt talk.
13:17No, it's too heavy handed.
13:18We just have to appeal to his conscience.
13:22Holt's my uncle.
13:23I know he doesn't have a conscience.
13:25He once claimed he made Christmas dinner, including trifle, for our whole family.
13:29This is chocolate, Mrs Reynolds.
13:31I specifically asked for sherry trifle.
13:34Turns out, it was made by the old lady next door.
13:38Right, we need to start a campaign.
13:40Truth detectors for the truth.
13:44So, apparently, training next to heavy machinery is quite dangerous.
13:48Who knew?
13:49Solution, we train here instead.
13:51Hardly anyone uses it, so...
13:55Oh, sorry, the court's taken.
13:58Bye.
14:00You don't need both baskets.
14:02Actually, we do.
14:03For our jackets.
14:05There's only one way to fix it.
14:07Match.
14:07Win against dibs?
14:09Yeah, losers back off.
14:12Ah...
14:13But you already are losers.
14:16You won't be saying that when we beat the chasers and get promoted.
14:19Well, I will.
14:20Because you won't.
14:21You're only saying that because you don't want to play with us.
14:23Because, you know, we're better than you.
14:25Fine.
14:25Let's settle this now.
14:31Stop.
14:32Zipa.
14:33Zipa.
14:34Zipa.
14:35Yeah!
14:37Zipa.
14:40Yes!
14:41Zipa.
14:42Go on, shut over.
14:54Naila, run.
14:55Yes, Naila.
14:56Yes, Naila, run.
14:57Yes, Naila, run.
14:59Yes, Naila, run.
15:03Justice for Connor.
15:05That's me, by the way.
15:06Yeah, give him justice.
15:09You bring him flint, Cole, this is going to work.
15:11I seem to have forgotten that I was the one that found that coin in the first place.
15:15There is no way Holt will get full past me without me noticing.
15:18Let me take you inside for some luncheon.
15:21Not with my eagle eyes.
15:28So much for your eagle eye.
15:30It appears I may have underestimated Holt's stealth tactics.
15:34So we were all these geeks, so no payday?
15:36Told you. May as well give up.
15:38At least I can fall back on my modelling career.
15:42No.
15:43We still have one more card to play.
15:46We call in the one who can make even Nero quiver in fear.
15:49Blackjack? Made them myself.
15:51No thanks.
15:52More of a cookie man.
15:57But if you made them...
16:21They're really good.
16:23Annoyingly.
16:24So are we.
16:25So let's stop toying with the Cobras and just smash them.
16:29And then we can focus on beating the chasers.
16:31Yeah.
16:32Remember why we're here?
16:34Because you planted a fake coin.
16:36Yes.
16:37But...
16:38No!
16:39Promotion!
16:39Let's win this.
16:51No!
16:54No!
16:55No!
16:56Bonnie, time out.
16:57Time out.
16:58Yes, come on!
17:00It's good.
17:01We're snaking our way back in front.
17:03Go vipers!
17:04Woo!
17:05Woo!
17:06Woo!
17:06And now I've totally made up for my Roman coin prank.
17:09You still shut down the gym.
17:11Yeah.
17:12But look at us now!
17:13Result!
17:15Woo!
17:20Erm...
17:20Maybe we can keep this between us?
17:25It's a fake.
17:27Saw ya.
17:28Thanks, Jessica.
17:30I booked a ticket to the Bahamas.
17:32I bought a floral print shirt.
17:34You can still pull it off.
17:36Some fake tan and it's a sleigh.
17:39I dug up half the feel.
17:40All because of Aoife's prank.
17:43Oh, right!
17:44Why me for everything?
17:45You should make an example of her.
17:47Cancel their last match and tell everyone.
17:49No!
17:54Mention this to anyone and I will hunt you down.
17:58I have to cancel Auntie's Roadshow.
18:00I was finally going to meet Fiona Bruce.
18:02Play the game if you want but just get out of my sight.
18:07Calm.
18:09Remain calm.
18:11Just go inside and think of a solution.
18:14Any second now.
18:16Take a deep breath.
18:18And...
18:21Help me.
18:23Please.
18:26Anything?
18:30Mr. Holt.
18:32What now?
18:34Connor found that coin and I insist he gets recognition for it.
18:39Yes, that's true.
18:41Connor was the one who found it.
18:44He was completely responsible for all of this.
18:47Yes!
18:48Yes!
18:48Yes!
18:50I will give you full credit for everything.
18:57And that's how it's done.
19:00Back of the net!
19:04Yes!
19:10Oh!
19:11For the first time in my life, I'm riding high.
19:16I'm dizzying.
19:17This is amazing.
19:18After years of not manifesting.
19:20We're a glitch!
19:22Erm...
19:23What's going on?
19:24Mum got Holt to admit the whole dig was down to me.
19:29Stop, Salad.
19:31This calls for something deep fried.
19:33Let's get a takeaway.
19:34And you should book that holiday.
19:35I quite fancy a Sisley, Mama.
19:38Yes!
19:39I mean, si!
19:40Ciao, Italia!
19:43Er...
19:43Maybe we should wait a bit and stop.
19:46With the silly accent.
19:47Why wait, signorina.
19:48After dinner, I am a-calling the national paper.
19:52OK, round up.
19:54First, the vibes were like,
19:55Big match coming up.
19:56We're one game away from promotion.
19:58No distractions!
19:59100% authentic rare Roman coin.
20:03But then my prank got a smidge out of hand.
20:05This is a restricted area!
20:08And ruined sport for everyone.
20:10Last either!
20:12Including the Vipers.
20:13We have nowhere to train for our most important match of the season.
20:16Oh, no.
20:17And Jessica blabbed.
20:18It's a fake.
20:19And now Holt blames Connor.
20:21Connor was the one who found it.
20:22Mum got Holt to admit the whole dig was down to me.
20:25So Mum's like,
20:25No, Italia!
20:27Quite fancy a Sisley, Mama.
20:28If I play the match and say nothing,
20:31then Connor gets the blame.
20:33So I feel mortal battle.
20:35So that's why I'm gonna do this.
20:39I have something to tell you.
20:44So, you planted a fake coin.
20:48I'm really sorry.
20:50Wait!
20:50So Holt knew this and is gonna let Connor take the blame.
20:56Right.
20:58The nerve!
20:59Letting my son take the blame for your mistake!
21:03Swanning around in your little history bubble.
21:07Well, it's about to burst, mister!
21:09Let him have it!
21:11Yes, Queen!
21:14Now, you better sort this.
21:17Fine.
21:17I'll go and admit to everything,
21:19but I'm taking Aoife down with me
21:20so you can kiss goodbye to basketball.
21:23Disaster!
21:24Come on, brain.
21:25Think!
21:26We just need to get the entire dig away from the school
21:29without Dr Fod finding out the truth.
21:32Symbols!
21:32Ooh!
21:33Amazing idea!
21:35How?
21:35Delivery for Mr Holt.
21:38Ah!
21:39My Roman coins.
21:41Take a look.
21:42Now, these are authentic.
21:44I know.
21:45We should just plant those coins in a different field
21:47to lure them away.
21:49Maybe if I pull this off,
21:50you might actually let me play in the game.
21:53That is the most ridiculous, outlandish plan
21:56I have ever.
21:57If you pull this off,
21:57I'll let you play the match.
22:10And that brings us back here.
22:13See?
22:13I told you this would be easy.
22:16You still have to get Fod to leave the school
22:17and move the dig here,
22:18before we can play the match.
22:19Yeah, the nightmare's not over.
22:21Nightmare.
22:23That's it!
22:25I know exactly what to do.
22:32Any fines yet?
22:35Just half a toilet seat, sir.
22:38Right!
22:40Time to go to work!
22:52What now, servants?
22:58Emperor Caligula.
23:00You mean Clangular?
23:01She means Caligula.
23:03Whatevs.
23:04You may speak.
23:07There are special coins that are worth a lot of cash,
23:11that you told us to hide from those, uh...
23:14bad guys?
23:20Well, we didn't bury those very valuable coins
23:25in the field outside of school.
23:26We actually went way over the other side of town.
23:30Instead.
23:34So, not in Midas Phalas?
23:37No.
23:37Near the Super Save.
23:40Oh!
23:40I mean the Roman Marketplace.
23:43Cool.
23:45Now, where are my snacks?
23:55Dicking in the wrong place!
24:02Right!
24:04Fire up the diggers!
24:05We're moving!
24:09Yes!
24:15I've, um, printed off my resume.
24:17And I bought you a hip flask.
24:20I'll call you.
24:22Ready, Mike, chariot!
24:23But you haven't got my number?
24:32They're going, so we can play.
24:34As long as I don't have to spend another picosecond in your company.
24:38Do what you like.
24:41OK, so I know we've not trained much,
24:43but we humbled the Cobras and we made the dig.
24:46So we're getting promoted.
24:48And nobody's standing in our way!
24:51OK, so I know we've not trained much,
24:58Foul.
24:59This ref literally hates us.
25:02Come on, Eva.
25:04She'll catch up, Eva!
25:15Foul.
25:15Push-foul.
25:20Eva!
25:28Foul.
25:31Foul.
25:32Vipers.
25:32Touch on.
25:35What?!
25:35Come on, Dava!
25:38Travel in!
25:39Time out!
25:44We'd be winning if it wasn't for him!
25:46The fact someone forgot to pack our boots doesn't help.
25:49No!
25:50We'd be winning if it wasn't for him!
25:50The fact someone forgot to pack our boots doesn't help.
25:50No.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Sorry.
25:54But we are the better team.
25:56We're seconds away from a promotion.
25:58We need a two-pointer.
26:00I'll make the shot.
26:01Trust me.
26:02Go Vipers!
26:04Yeah!
26:11Jason!
26:12Oh, my God!
26:24No basket.
26:26What?!
26:27Time was up.
26:28Basket doesn't count.
26:29But it was just before the buzzer.
26:32Yeah, score's good.
26:34Final decision.
26:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:45This is so not fair.
26:47We have to say something.
26:48What's the point?
26:49Yeah, it's done.
26:51The ref had it in for us!
26:52Is this all over?
26:54Forget it.
26:55I told you you could trust me.
26:56This is definitely not Aoife's fantasy land.
26:59This sucks!
27:01Listen.
27:02Yeah.
27:03They lost.
27:04Job done.
27:08Wait.
27:10What?!
27:11And then?
27:34You got an old dude!
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