00:00You know what that's made of, right?
00:01Uh, yeah, dogs. That's why they call it a hot dog.
00:04Um...
00:04Hey, guys.
00:05Whoops, uh, hey, Bill. How's the chew toy testing industry?
00:08I'm a librarian.
00:09Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:10What's that?
00:10What's what?
00:10What's that behind your back?
00:12Uh, nothing?
00:12Yeah, you're hiding something.
00:13No!
00:14He's eating a hot dog.
00:15Oh.
00:15All right, it's true.
00:17Wow, that's kind of messed up.
00:19I'm sorry, okay?
00:20I mean, I'm not upset. I'm just not into cannibalism.
00:22Ew, no, me neither.
00:23What?
00:23Yeah, that'd be like if hot dogs were made out of cows.
00:26Ugh!
00:26I honestly don't have the heart to tell him.
00:28Uh, Sam, you know hot dogs don't actually come from dogs, right?
00:31Wait, are you serious?
00:32Yeah.
00:33That is such a relief!
00:35Uh-huh.
00:35You guys, this calls for a celebration!
00:37Oh, more hot dogs.
00:38Thanks, Sam.
00:39So then what are they made out of?
00:40You really want to know?
00:41Yeah.
00:41Oh, wait, let me have another one real quick.
00:43Uh, okay.
00:43Sam.
00:44Okay, last one.
00:44All right.
00:45Okay, real last one, real last one.
00:46Dammit, Sam, stop eating hot dogs!
00:48Oh, my God, I think he's choking.
00:50Oh, jeez.
00:51Give him the Heimlich.
00:52I'm way too tiny.
00:53Call 911.
00:54I don't have opposable thumbs!
00:55At least he died without needing to know the truth.
00:58Wait, are those buffalo wings?
01:00Yeah, why?
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